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u mite needz sum halp frum docter tinycat.
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No moar harbls, plz
*bows to KTNS* Refratulashuns….cannot emagun wut dans this mae inspyr!
snert.
Ai’m to smexy for mai shirt, too smexy for the vet, too smexy for mah harbls..
I’m tu sexi fore da vet,
Tu sexi fore da vet,
Da vet my claws will geeet,
I do a hairball on the sidewalk,
On the sidewalk,
On the sidewalk,
I do a hairball on the sidewalk….
WIN!!!!!!!
in soviet russia, ur cat is too sexy for you!
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(lyke, if ur rite sed fred)
but teh sawng has to be “Grate bawls ob Fyr”!!
redheds eberywhare resent that.
gmta
ai luvs u-tube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQMYtUB2Y_k
me tooooooooos. it’s almos laik yew are der!!!
kawn grat u ma lash uns awn ur nawt sekkund! Drinks, dancies, adn a buffay? (ai am hongree)
it dinner tiem on teh east coast. ai fink dat a buffay wud be an eggsellent idea.
lets see….
At teh buffay ai will eet
Apple pi
brekfast cereal
catnip (it’s a garnish. sheesh)
d…
Dumplings
Eggrolls
Fritters
G..
Grytz n gravies
Ham awn rye
Icee cream
J…
jellies an jams
karats (like, in daimonds… no one sed this was an awl food buffay!)
lemonade
m…
myns pies
nougart
oranj chikun
p….
*If this is not an all food buffet this could get bad quickly*
Meatballs (sry)
Nutz (rly sry)
Orinjes
P…
(skipping P to keep it a family show)
Qatnip– SRSLY it’s a GARNISH
Radishes (gud foar throwing)
Snow peak peach flavord boonze
t…
Y start now?
??? wut?
Tew bee keepsin it a fambly sho…?
oohhh… teehee… troo… hassnt be a fambly shoe sins ai been heer…
THAT must be whai the riters went on stryke!!
*adds a potluck item, some parsnips, potatos, pringles and a pineapple to the p’s*
tapiocca (in g minor)
‘ummus
vitamins
wensleydale cheese
x…..
Xselent Choklit Caek
Yummy Choklit Choklit Caek
Zucchini Caek (naw so grate akshully)
TA DA!
mai zucchini bread is teh win!! ai mus post on cheezfrenz…….. is most delishus an nooootrishus wit the poppy seeds and wheat germ……. mus make sum soon…… (note to self to take to Oh Hai Desert Tea)
Joose
Kawfee
Lemun fill dowknots
Mashed Taters
Nootrishus Navy Beens
Open Face Oscar Mayer b.o.l.o.g.n.y sammich
P..
pilaf
quinoa
rostebeest
salmagundi
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sowry gma- I iz still tryin 2 figger owt wut iz salmagundi!
not shur how to follow that wun!
Ai wundurd if ne buddee wud notis dat. nawt rele shur but fink itz a kined ub stooish fing. Bin obur tu da praty but iz hard tu stai cunekt wif so menny comintz onit.
born on monday, cristened on tooosday………….
i finks salmagundi = soloman gundi. is a feesh ting, pikkuld feesh and onyons. ppl lieks teh salmagundi, i finks is ikky.
Milkshaykes
Noodles wif cheez
Olive and herb bred
Parsnips
Quiche Lorrayne (but onli if da musik is da B52s)
Roast beef wiv roste pot-toes and yorkshire puddin
Semolina
Turnips (for all da baldrik goggies)
U….
jam tarts
krispie kreme donuts
lancashire hotpot
minestrone soup
n….
Ohai lookit hao menny Pees we hab opun
*wispers
Boofay stuffs! Ware ur mind iz, git it owt!
Nomnomnomnomnomz
Olivz (menny)
Pertty decoraytd fudz
Qwite alot of fisheez
R…
Remembu, yu arr onli allowed 3.141592653 servings of appul pi.
Hense teh nayme uv teh pi stawl!
Wud u liek sum whippy creem for teh appul pi??
pliiiiz! yes! dat wud be grate!
we haz plentee left ovur!
Haz sum cininimminom, goes gud wif appul pi!
hee hee.. u haz a whippy creem mustash goin on there, jd!
*gets the can of whippy cream and uses it to make himself spock ears*
Lolz!
We haz SO much uv this left.. ennywun else wanna plai, halp yerself!
Itz nawt a CAN tho jd, this is hoammaded by speshully traned skwirrlz!!
Hay, this makes a nice bubbuly baff too! Kinda liek a milk baff.. onlee creeeeemiur!
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
fanks leeza!!! Sewwww tastee!!!
Ai iz from East Coste, lykes chebbery cheez wif appul pi. We haz cheez?
Can has pi skwared?
say it togedder ebberywun:
Pi R nawt Skware
Pi R Rownd!
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Ai wud liek to thank mai 9th grade geometree teecher foar that wun.
CORNBRED r skware!
amen, yea…..verily
Close heer, too. What wud yoo lyk?
Mah manleenuss…let me show yew it.
my Y chromosome, let me show you it. LET ME SHOW YOU IT!!!!!
Ha. Der mail platypus has ten ov dem.
Oh rly
Ten harblz?
snert
If uv got `em flaunt `em.
*blushes*
shake wut ur momcat gave ya!
when didz I doos dat? I no ‘members……..u surez I gab it too u? I fink u tookz it frum da fambli jools drawer…….
momcat
Step rite up an strut yer stuff
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sew glad yew stopt by!!!!!
A pub-lick servis anownzmunt.
luks moer lyk a pu-bik serbis annoncemunt!
ya rly
roflol!
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Need antiesthetick nawt sekkund, plz. kthxbai.
I iz on your ICHC flashing U mah hrblz
Wares dah ginger nuts?
dunkin in tee (or odder bevrige), nawt so grate akchully!
Teehee!!
I did meen teh biskits
Hahaha!!!
Ub corse yu did nd aim fresh owt. sry.
Frend of myn ustah eat ginger bizkits wit hunny…
oh, wait…
I’z got a loverly bunch o’ cocynuts…
deedlydee!
OT, but annowncement anyways … after menny munfs of delays, the YewNited States Deportment of IntyReeor has just offishully listed teh pololar bear as a threatened species . Teh listing is nawt purrfect, but much better than the alternative. We at d’Beaker Laboratories has a happy to see sience win over teh politics.
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We wishes teh best to the pololar bears.
hear, hear. i sekont dat emotion.
Ohai, mary, Ai fink ai mis da party but wilcum hoam nd ai firdz it fur da polar barz, wen ai sede dem ona teebee wuz skraunee nd nawt lukz wel atawl.
♪♫♫♪ teh partee{s over:NOT!
go on ober and haz sum funs. teh nature of ICHC is such dat it ain’t over til it’s ovr…
Yis, ai did fur a wile. semez liek mushene nawt wantz tu stai gud wif so menny comintz awn. kepe “not responding” but gud enuf tu injoy cween’s bublolz nd stufz.
ohai, MareeO!!! Soo sorreee I misst yer partee awn teh odder tred – wen I finalee got it it, it had gottid so lawng dat mai browser misbehaved! (an I iz nawt in gud plaec to try to figger owt wai)
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I’z so glad to hab yoo back! I hoep yoo had a wunnerful trip!!!!
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Welkum hoem! I bringed yoo sum tulips, iffn yoo liek dem. Iffn nawt, tehy can be whuteber flour yoo want tehm to be.
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*hands Mary O a big bunch of tulips of manee manee diffrunt kolurs*
Pawnedby2kittehs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay! happytail danz
hao did you know tulips are in the top three way tie of flowers i likes to receive?
specially mulitcolored ones! I can’t grow them here because all sorts of creatures nom them, so the ones you brotted me are in particularly good taste
i am so happy to see you. i was just wondering how you are doing.
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An ai wud laik to third it! Tahnk yoo, Professor d’Beaker, fur bringing uz this braking noos!!
jazzhands
LOL!!!!
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sry. wuz ai nawt spozed to laff at that?
fore wais * *
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dang!
shood be
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jazzfeets?
Yaaa Chaaa Chaa Chaa!
luks moar like
jazzbls
Nu nawt, repeet, do nawt take da polar bears to da vet. Dis iz greet nuus, well, I wuud hav prefurrd endangered az tha protekshuns are betta, but it iz betta than nowt. Da Deportment of IntyReeor Dekorators did dat today? Wow!
yeah, today, after lotz of works and lots of reserches. endangereded wud have been better, fur shur, but better than nowt, as yew say.
YAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!FOR THE POLOLBEARS!!!!!!!!
Tihs neuws iys waaaaay laaaaauung oaverduu!!!
May teh POLOLBEARS liev lauuung adn wel!!!
What is Uz luking at?
I ar doing pilates
and has a healthy body image
unlike Uz
Go and get some gooshie fud instead of gawking
wid a camra
protectin ur nutz-ur doin it rong
SRSLY
Eshpeshully if da line is where dey’d cut. Dat wud not be a gud point.
Kitteh thinks:
not HOOMANE societee… HOOMAN societee… itz alwais the hoomans tryin to get mai harblz!!!
Wunners wut dey duz wit dems? Tries to make concatshuns so dey can be as awesum as kittehs?
Nah, nebber happun.
Day putz it awl togedder wiff awl the furrs dat comes awf inna brushings, mayk a noo Frank N Kitteh
Bwaahaahaa
iz concatshuns liek contrackshuns?
shorten’n up teh kitteh, sorta?
um, wuz moar lyk de tings de (mad) sine tysts mayk. Wuz tryin to retreef mai brayne.
Oh its inna jar labeled “abby sumting”…..
Yung frankenshteen! FTW!
Iz rite moovy? Ai tink mai brayne wuz miz-lay-belled. Or jus miz-layed.
Yes, C mai replai Blow Leeza-b’s con cock shuns.
My werd press skills, let me show u it!
Oh Mai! Dat wuz funnee.
wuz meening below adn con…
*sigh…giglolz
Abby Normal!!! frum Yung frank en stein…bery funy mooby….
yup- iz rit moovy- hearz ya goez…
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won’t be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?
Igor: I’m almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
[shakes and grabs him]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE TELLING ME?
O u meenz concockshuns?
VERY appropreeyat fur this lolpic…
Tank Yew, Ai be heer awl weak
*snikker, ai tink ai stoal dat frum K2 or Donkey, day gits credit*
ai stole it from K1 ai fink… but it’s an owld line
Have seen the movie?
noep. wut moovie? oar yew meen yung frankensteen?
Yep. “Abby Normal”
oh… nope, ai hazzn’t seen it, akshully
Ai am lozt. Need 2 go maek omy-letz fur dinner. bai!
Fraiz em ina buddur nd nomz?
Pleh! Mai hubby adn Ai wer inbited tew inlaws howse fur dinner. Wii axed whut wii habbin? Dey wuz relut…reeluk…nawt wanting tew anser. Day finely adminted wii werz habbin turkee nutz *O It wuz hoaribill. DO NOT WANT!
pleh, pleh. pleh. pleh….
k i betterer nao.
oops. nope, not betterer:
pleh, pleh, pleh, ple-
iz vry importanz to help homane socity! kthxn
Welcome back Mary. I hope yer trip wus a komplete sucksess!
Great Nawt Sekkund Kafleen the nawt furvest from last!
I caint rememer if dis wus Do diddly or who but the song alweys maed me larf:
“When I was jest a liddle biddy boy, my gramma gave me a bran new toy.”
“Two liddle bells tied on a string, she tole me it wa-us my ding a ling….”
SOL!! Plz to nawt be runnin awai this tiem??? Ai is sew glad yew are heer!!!!! I has missed yew! Whare is Sol ai has been wonderin an wonderin tew maiself! and heer yew are!!!!
I’m nawt ded yet! I bin aroun and made sum posts but I has been running roun lyk a hed lukking fer a chiken.
Huh???!?
well dat meens dere is sum heddless chikkin sumewhare dat is verry verry bored. yew shud be ashamed uf urself!
Chuck Berry! kyoot song!
Dis kitteh is da speshul. He belongs to LolCatBurglar……..
Best pose eva.
He does?
No, I is da stoopy today. This hrbl is CatButtSquirellButt’s kitteh. Poligy fur the mistaek!…………..Pls to furgive.
*Shhh
*whipers
Gotsta goez, hubby wheel be poolin up enny minnit, donut hims tew no ai been heer awl dai…
I shur had teh FUN@!!!!
ai is sew glad yew wuz heer! *waves floofy paw*
Welcome back Mary. I hope yer trip wus a komplete sucksess!
Great Nawt Sekkund Kafleen the nawt furvest from last!
I alweys larfed wehn I heer Chuck Berry famous sing a long went sumfin lyk dis:
“When I was jest a liddle biddy boy, my gramma gave me a bran new toy.”
“Two silver bells tied on a string, she tole me it wa-us my ding a ling a ling….”
Heer yew go…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ_B62k9sQk
Nao ebbrybunneh has teh eer werm
Nuemann! First it not posts so I retypes it and now boffe.
such is teh wai of weerdpress. Yew kno dat, Sol. Izza produck of the basement cat.
Awl tewgedder nao—-
“STOOPY WERDPRESS!!!”
happins to awl ob us. fanks for the welcomes bak, sol, bof of dem.
Hoomane Sosai-ittii is RIGHT. Fur catz’ saik!!! CAWL DR. TINYCAT!!! GET ‘EM FIXED!!!
^^
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Goodness gracious great balls of fur
♬
MEOWCH!
“nooooo, they be stealin mah harbls”
Adn puttin tehm n teh bukkit!
May as well go see Dr. Tinycat kitteh, or else Bob Barker will be followin u around with a knife.
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!!11!
*grabz bits*
*runz fahr awai veri-veri-veri fast*
Shud be “Bob Barker sez cut on dottid line.”
Cant understand. One star.
flashin’
ur doin’ it right
OMG Skard fur lif!
Great. LOLkitty porn.
Dis is soo rooonnnnnnnnggggg………………xp
AC/DC sangz songz boutz dis guy!
Iz gotz big bawlz, yuz gotz big bawlz, theyz gotz big bawlz, but iz gotz da bigezt bawlz of dem allz!!
bawlz….bawlz…bawlz
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Poar kitteh; Ai doan knoe wut tu tells yuu;
Butt jes liek owr oan tuu kittehs, tehy wil putts yuu tuu sleap.
Adn iyt woan bees laung befoar yuu wil feal beddur, prittee suune;
Weez wil gibb yuu lottsa snorgles, hedbonks, adn shmooos tu helps yuu tu recobber. Adn kitteh treets adn tois.
Yuu wil awlsoe bees spoyled, peytted, koddled, pampured, adn carryied aroun lieka liddle kyng!!! Ai Prohmise!!
the oranj ones are poyzun
Sum kittehs rub agins ur leg…udders bringz u ded brds…i showz u mah harbls.
**snip**
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!11!!!!! I IS NOT HAPPEH WITH DAT!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!1! DAT REALLY F$%&ING HURT LIKE S$#T!!!!!!!1!!
So, dat is wuld hapen if you nooter a kitteh.
wat hapened? Dis hapened.
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OWCH O_O