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u mite needz sum halp frum docter tinycat.
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No moar harbls, plz
*bows to KTNS* Refratulashuns….cannot emagun wut dans this mae inspyr!
snert.
Ai’m to smexy for mai shirt, too smexy for the vet, too smexy for mah harbls..
I’m tu sexi fore da vet,
Tu sexi fore da vet,
Da vet my claws will geeet,
I do a hairball on the sidewalk,
On the sidewalk,
On the sidewalk,
I do a hairball on the sidewalk….
WIN!!!!!!!
in soviet russia, ur cat is too sexy for you!
…
(lyke, if ur rite sed fred)
but teh sawng has to be “Grate bawls ob Fyr”!!
redheds eberywhare resent that.
gmta
ai luvs u-tube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQMYtUB2Y_k
me tooooooooos. it’s almos laik yew are der!!!
kawn grat u ma lash uns awn ur nawt sekkund! Drinks, dancies, adn a buffay? (ai am hongree)
it dinner tiem on teh east coast. ai fink dat a buffay wud be an eggsellent idea.
lets see….
At teh buffay ai will eet
Apple pi
brekfast cereal
catnip (it’s a garnish. sheesh)
d…
Dumplings
Eggrolls
Fritters
G..
Grytz n gravies
Ham awn rye
Icee cream
J…
jellies an jams
karats (like, in daimonds… no one sed this was an awl food buffay!)
lemonade
m…
myns pies
nougart
oranj chikun
p….
*If this is not an all food buffet this could get bad quickly*
Meatballs (sry)
Nutz (rly sry)
Orinjes
P…
(skipping P to keep it a family show)
Qatnip– SRSLY it’s a GARNISH
Radishes (gud foar throwing)
Snow peak peach flavord boonze
t…
Y start now?
??? wut?
Tew bee keepsin it a fambly sho…?
oohhh… teehee… troo… hassnt be a fambly shoe sins ai been heer…
THAT must be whai the riters went on stryke!!
*adds a potluck item, some parsnips, potatos, pringles and a pineapple to the p’s*
tapiocca (in g minor)
‘ummus
vitamins
wensleydale cheese
x…..
Xselent Choklit Caek
Yummy Choklit Choklit Caek
Zucchini Caek (naw so grate akshully)
TA DA!
mai zucchini bread is teh win!! ai mus post on cheezfrenz…….. is most delishus an nooootrishus wit the poppy seeds and wheat germ……. mus make sum soon…… (note to self to take to Oh Hai Desert Tea)
Joose
Kawfee
Lemun fill dowknots
Mashed Taters
Nootrishus Navy Beens
Open Face Oscar Mayer b.o.l.o.g.n.y sammich
P..
pilaf
quinoa
rostebeest
salmagundi
t
sowry gma- I iz still tryin 2 figger owt wut iz salmagundi!
not shur how to follow that wun!
Ai wundurd if ne buddee wud notis dat. nawt rele shur but fink itz a kined ub stooish fing. Bin obur tu da praty but iz hard tu stai cunekt wif so menny comintz onit.
born on monday, cristened on tooosday………….
Milkshaykes
Noodles wif cheez
Olive and herb bred
Parsnips
Quiche Lorrayne (but onli if da musik is da B52s)
Roast beef wiv roste pot-toes and yorkshire puddin
Semolina
Turnips (for all da baldrik goggies)
U….
jam tarts
krispie kreme donuts
lancashire hotpot
minestrone soup
n….
Ohai lookit hao menny Pees we hab opun
*wispers
Boofay stuffs! Ware ur mind iz, git it owt!
Nomnomnomnomnomz
Olivz (menny)
Pertty decoraytd fudz
Qwite alot of fisheez
R…
Remembu, yu arr onli allowed 3.141592653 servings of appul pi.
Hense teh nayme uv teh pi stawl!
Wud u liek sum whippy creem for teh appul pi??
pliiiiz! yes! dat wud be grate!
we haz plentee left ovur!
Haz sum cininimminom, goes gud wif appul pi!
hee hee.. u haz a whippy creem mustash goin on there, jd!
*gets the can of whippy cream and uses it to make himself spock ears*
Lolz!
We haz SO much uv this left.. ennywun else wanna plai, halp yerself!
Itz nawt a CAN tho jd, this is hoammaded by speshully traned skwirrlz!!
Hay, this makes a nice bubbuly baff too! Kinda liek a milk baff.. onlee creeeeemiur!
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
fanks leeza!!! Sewwww tastee!!!
Ai iz from East Coste, lykes chebbery cheez wif appul pi. We haz cheez?
Can has pi skwared?
say it togedder ebberywun:
Pi R nawt Skware
Pi R Rownd!
.
Ai wud liek to thank mai 9th grade geometree teecher foar that wun.
CORNBRED r skware!
amen, yea…..verily
Close heer, too. What wud yoo lyk?
Mah manleenuss…let me show yew it.
my Y chromosome, let me show you it. LET ME SHOW YOU IT!!!!!
Ha. Der mail platypus has ten ov dem.
Oh rly
Ten harblz?
snert
If uv got `em flaunt `em.
*blushes*
shake wut ur momcat gave ya!
when didz I doos dat? I no ‘members……..u surez I gab it too u? I fink u tookz it frum da fambli jools drawer…….
momcat
Step rite up an strut yer stuff
{{{{PB2K}}}}
sew glad yew stopt by!!!!!
A pub-lick servis anownzmunt.