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U no find her here! she keep haws too cleen to haf mice.
Concatulayshuns KT!
fank yoo
Yu get tu pik yur drinkses and danses for yur silly-brashuns. Roland Rat’s “Rat Rapping” siims appropriate, tho.
Concatchumalayshuns awn ur not furst KT! We shud hav a CheezBall!! (not teh nomible kind)
but I liking teh nomible cheezballz.
*takez nibbul uv cheezball.
*takez nuzzer nibbul uv cheezball.
*Wut deh heck. . . . . .
Nom, nom, nom, nom.
MMMMmmmm. can I b habbing crakkerz now?
Ai has sum sehsayme crakkerz, if u lyk?
Ai hid thu crakkerz inside the giganticous cheezball to yur left, but not the gigantinormous cheezball to yur right.
NOEZ! DUN SAY TEH F WURD- *BOOM!*
*gasp* oopsies! i meant nawt SEKUND!
lawl. i is not fursts too much of teh teim
Meh 2. Iz dis ur nawt sekkund nawt sekkund?
wai, it EES mah nawt sekund nawt sekund!
Yu iz nawt nawt nawt sekkund most of da thyme, frizt prost onli exists on slashy dot.
wai kant u say teh F wurd? watt happins?
Teh hole wurld xplowd awl kittehz but meh DYE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH- *cough*
Wai not hav a CheezBall where dey serve nommable cheezballs wiv the fuud and martoonies?
Wee cuud hav a Cheezbawl (danse) wif a cheezbawl (nommabul) taybul (avec krakurrz).
Whut else cuud weee hab?
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Avacadoe dip
Berreez in Champaagknee… oar Bree
Cheezez, Cheezez, adn moar Cheezez…
D…
oooh avocadoe dip definitely! and artichoke tapenade?
Dips, in deh dans, adn 4 deh chipz
Eggplantz – just 4 eeting, not 4 dansing
F….
dakeries
eggs, deviled
fun at teh partee
gushifuds, fer kittehs
hawt fudj sundais
I screem, wit hawt fudj
J…
Jacker Cracks
Kalua
Lemun Barz
N…
Nomible noms
Multilayer chowklitt caek
OOps, ai mixed up the alphamabetical order
P….
Parfaits
Quiche, minee achure
Rotini with teh marinara saucy
S….
stuffded eggplant
tuna salad
uvver stuff
v…………
velvet red caek
Wine- teh expensive kind (but wii doan’t hab tu pay fer it)
Xciting partee stuff
Yummy noms
Ze Fronch dessert ob teh dai
Lets get dis partee started. Cinderelly hab tu be hom by midnite.
Yayz!! adn awlsoe w00ts!
Tihs iz teh nawt-sekund list ai stahrtid taht gaht finnisheded!
(abaowt mai fird trai)
And cheezburgrs! dont furget cheezbrgrs!
yesh, KKL!!!!
endless buffay ob cheezburgers, plz!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
Dippy Dips
Eleventy kines ob cheeps
Fromage du jour
G…
Green Jell-Oz
Hayry yello fing dat nobodeh wonts 2 eet
Iyc creem sundayz
J…
Jello Cheezburgers
Krunchy Cheezburgers
Lime-green Cheezburgers
Marshy Mallows (roasted, with optional cheezburger-flavour cheezdip)
N….
Nynety-thowsand Cheezbrgrz
Oliv Gardin fudz
Peperrowni subz
Q…
is not mices! Tese iz teh ratteez! n tey keep teir haws kleenr ten mos peeplz.
true ur rite
We can has chee-toes?
Mauses! Oh Hai Guize!
Naw, dem’z nawt mauses, dem’z ratsez! Dat’z otai, we’z nawt tew partickaler.l
I usd 2 own 2 ratsez, den dey dyed, den we gotz 2 moar…den dey dyed…
Wee kittehs ketch tehm adn plai wif tehm till tehy r teh ded enneywaiz.
D:
dem’s wurzls smallist capybara
O hai Maus.
Ebry days iz Cinderelly.
Berry late Happy Merry Mary Day to all da cheezfrends. I marks my calender for next year.
Sorry to be late. Was in the peeps vet hostipal gettin stuff fixed. Glad to cum back on dis celebratin day.
I fink Cinderelly no anseron cuz her standin onna chair. Her noz dez are not mouses…dez are gansta rats!
Speakin of long time ago, how we noz that BC an himz minions are blak? I noz for a absolut (180 proof) fact dat CC is NOT wite. My Amy kitteh (who are still stayin ahead of her cancer, thank joo CC) are da mostest bootiful cat innna entire Uniberse. Since her are a cally and CC must be as bootiful as her (kan’t be more dan most dou) he muss be a cally too. All we noz for sure about BC is dat him has da glowin eyes, but inna dark hoo nozs what color himz furs are? I wood go to check, but I hears dat if uz getz sended to da basement, der is no commin back. Even if I finded him and seed himz furs, I couldn’t cum back to tellz da cheezfrends da hold truff.
I r not goin down der till CC bangs himz gavel and sendz me…..I tryz to stay out ob truble jus to stay out of da basement.
{{{{Mary on her day}}}}
{{{All da cheezfrendz}}}
Dere is teh color ub teh skins and hairz black and white and all uddurs, and den dere is absense and presents ub LIGHT -black and wite. Use ub black an wite fur CC an Basement cat refurrs to teh laddur, not teh formur. I not bee thinkin it hab nuffin too doo
k?thxbai 
wuttsooebbur wiff teh formur, nor wuz dat ennybuddees intenshuns. Tink it not annudurr secund.
Is a meta metuhfor…uh metaphorical thingeh. Yah.
i likes teh way you wroted dis, kafleen. fanks.
Me too. Fanks, K. I gotz it now.
Hi Mawee.
*digs toe in durt*
I missed ur celbrashun.
Mah son teh trubbulsum-let mee show u him. I has too micromanij him now till Monday caws hee messed up an not had a Senior Project too present.
I likes SJ’s suggeschun best….
fanks, Lucy. i hopes yur okay now dat you gotted ” fixed ” (sry, couldn’t rezist)
but srsly, hope yure horspital dayz is over.
Lucy, gladd tu sea yuu gots owtta teh vets hostipal;
Noe funses tu ebber bees inna hostipal, speshully iyn suches nyiece spryng wevver;
Ai hoep yuu ar feline guud adn happeetayle, adn nebber hasta goe bak dere enny tiem suune; soe jes staiy adn plaiy awhil…..
shee runz aroun’ in sirkles til shez bery bery dizee
still day hollur keep a bizy cinderelly…
(I usta hab teh dizny cinderelly awn a rekkord).
ebry tyme she fynd a minnit, dats teh tyme wen dey beginnit!
Cinderelly! Cinderelly! *CIN-DER-RELLLL-LA!*
Ai lubs teh mowsez in dat moovee.
Ai lubs mai IRL pet rattiez eevin mor.
lol, deyz snugly meese
I can haz pearl necklace?
My frend uset to haves pet rats like these! 2 dark browwn ones and a lighter color one. They liked to run up ppls armz and sits on their shoulderz. They wuz friendlies ratses and very cleen.
Mani rats are cliin, pigs arr tu. Hoomins are silli wen it comms tu animuls.
Hoomins ofen kinna dirty, too. I neber seed a critter ‘cept us usin a subway station for a litter box!
Twue. I uzed 2 havez ratzez. 1 naymd Frodo, 1 naymd Mary, 1 naymd Sakura, It wuz so long ago- I wuz veri liddulz- I cant fink uv teh udder 1’s naym.
I mizz dem.
O wayte, dat be rong. 1 naymd PIPPIN an 1 naymd Mary. Dat maykz sens.
Ai be cunfuzed. 1 naymd Frodo, 1 naymd Pippin, shud be 1 naymed Merry an 1 named Sam? Fer teh hobitz?
nawt nessessarilly.
Ai had pet rats 2! Dey are lubberlee critturs, mommehrat nebber figgered out dat ppl are suppozed to hab de fingernails, tho! She tryed to pull dem off alla tyme! She wuld chew liddel haers offa mai arms, too. Thot skyn hadda be smoove to be cleen. She cleaned ebberiwun, adn picked stuff up offa apt. floor, 2.
*sniff*
I miss hers.
Ai doan liek wen our aminule frends hasta liev us. Maikes meh haz suches a sad!
i useta has a rat. well, i buyed wun rat, an she haved FIFTEEN behbehs. i ftotso her wuz beeg boy-rat so i name her ceasar. (yep anuvver gurl name goned bad.) i cudden keeps all dem, so i taked dem abcks to store. i keepd wun littel boy rat behbeh. name him andes for snow cap mountins. he useta slepe in mah pokkit.
i miss mah andes. hes in meddow nao. i has a lotsa frenz play der an wayt 4 meh. mr saint charles, tux, angel, ita, jazzy… meeses, ratses, kittehs, goggehs, coupla burds. i misses dem, cause eetch speshal. like opal. eetch opal iz diffrint an no wun uvver opal match it. dats mah fuzzeh frenz 2. all opals!
k. i gettin wet eyeses…
ibk
ai misses mah ratteez 2. teyz all unda willow tree…
ratrteez no liven long nuff…
Dat my problem too. I habbed two meeses and dey were lots ob fun. Dey lived in a aquarium and dey knowed dat da kittehs actin goffy outide da glass cudn’t get dem so dey ignore dem. Dey were grate kitterh telebision but dey wear out kinda quick. If joos gets more ebery time de ones joo gotz leabes for da meadow, the meadow be horse deep in meeses. How long does da really BIG capybarras lib?
ibk! Hello ther! *wayvs orinj floofee paw*
Hope awl is well wit yoo! We has missed heerin frum yoo laytlee. Gud to see yoo here. Hope you is havin a gud day!
{{ibk}}
hmmm, ai wunder wut gift sindarelly’z gonna fynd in her glaas slipper
um…. i knows!! cheez!!1! yep! cheez 4 cheezfrenz!
Glass slippers are a lie! Dey’re cheez slippers! Dats why da rats are so excited abowt it!
Ohai! We givz moar ram for yoo!
Mai neese used to has a rat taht used litterbox an wuld anser to wissles, a difrunt wun fer nom-tyme, kom-heer, an so on. It wuz a verry smart crittur.
Ohai COkitteh, nao dat izza rly smartee creechur!! Useded teh litterbox, sew iz troo dey bees vary kleen. Ai lykes hao dare wiskurs adn noes twich. Kyoot storee.
Ai noe, he wer bery smart. Ai wuz de onliest odder (besied neese) who’d tuch him, tho. No wun laiked his stringy tail. Pore lil rat.
I just know our orange punching bag is around here somewhere.
but iz poysin!
…
8o yu is teh rat mahfeeah!
rockafelly!
’twas thinkin it wuz from the Disney ‘Cinderella’ which had 2 mousies/ratz in it…
>^..^<
LOL!!!
We can do it, we can do it
We can help our Cinderelly
noit an dai tiz cindarelly
frum teh momint dat zhe waikes up
til shaides of noit r fallen!
Ther izznt enneh let up.
I heer them callin, callin -
Go up an do the attik an
Go down an do teh cellar.
Yoo kin do them both togeddur, Cinderella!
P.S. Mah daddeh useta call awl his behbeh gurls (5 uv us) Cinderella. Onlee he put a lawng E in it – Cinder-EE-la. Mah daddeh still with us, but we gurls is too beeg to be cawld that nao!
u r neber too beeg tu be daddeh’s liddle gurl! dat wat mah daddeh sez.
whhaaa!! They look just like my rats!!
Culdint find teh Disney clip, but heer ar sum uther singing rats, for yor vyewing plezhur!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSYURntIjuc&feature=related
Zup Zup ZUP!
Az Ai rember inna Bismey moovie, Cinderelly’s Fairee Godmuvver turneded teh liddle rodehnt bois iyntu hoarsies taht pulleded teh karridge tu teh bawl;
Soe taht’s wye dese 2 liddle guise ar showeing up rite naow;
tehy bees reddy tu showffeur Cinderelly;
(Tehy jes gotted teh caul awn dere cell-fone naow; bin hangeiyng aroun awl dai wayteing foar the wurd)
cind o rly?
cind ya rly!
Just testing my (hopefully) new avatar.
check out meh boxing kitteh
it iz funneh with a side of funneh so liek plz rate it if u see it pweez
In ur dezkz, shreddin’ da memos.