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Kitteh all tuckered out from the party on the last pic…
Word.
watta partee animal!
congrats, maus! thanx for the partee, i’ll chek bak in a lil while TTFN
Has a gud day at werks…
*Airkiss*
Maus! Quicks of wit agin!
Too pooped to party dis time?
Adn rist.
Supple as always…
Wit de flyin fingers
he figgerz out de lolz
& he never lingerz
bowt de masqueradin trollz
yer poetree is lubberly!!
TanQ! ai tryze.
*adds some mirakul grow to the poe-tree to sii if it’ll grow bigger*
When it gets bigger and noes Maus well enuff it miet rite sonnets to hiz left eerloeb or epic poems abowt fyrewimminz. Nebber can tayle abowt dem poe-trees. . .
TanQ berry muchlee, Maus! Ebberiwun haz been berry kynd and funnee adn kwik wit de welcumz! Iz nyce playce to plai heer.
Veri twue. Nite Orly or Errly Birdee, kitteh or doggee-or dukkee or donkee or panda ect.- evry1 iz welkum heer! It b a veri nyce playce 2 plai.
not gansta…. 2 kyoot!
Kitteh hood, kitteh hood, riding thru tha glen,
Kitteh hood, kitteh hood, with his hoo-men,
Eats cheezburgers here,
Eats cheezburgers there,
Kitteh hood, kitteh hood, kitteh hood.
*BRAVO BRAVO*
way 2 b, jd!
Iffs u disturb gansta kitteh,
he mite flash gang signs liek Starfish Paw.
Win
supr efficshunsy kitteh, places hair evrywhere on ur sweatr.
Bhahahahahwhaaa
Gangsta Kitteh will grow up to control meny zombie slayves.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/12/funny-pictures-zombie-slayves-so-hard-to-steer/#comments
Kitteh storez eesily for graeter efishunsy of kyoot
Elebenty tiems teh kyoot
fur moar kyoot in ebery hood.
Gangsta kitteh triks Inuit mommeh.
http://www.firstpeople.us/photographs/Eskimo-Mother-And-Baby.html
Fanks 4.5 kittehs. I noo wat u meant, but I cuddn’t cum up wif ennyfing gud. I waz finking sumpfing liek free goggie nite / free hoomin nite / upsidedown igloo, but neber cud put it awl togedder.
Keep spendin moss our lives
Libing in a Gangsta’s Paradise…
kittehz n gangstaz. both not so grate at spelling.
dere u iz. Ai wuz askin bowt u, just wun oar too pikchurz agow.
Ai missen yooz!
*happitail danze frum da kitteh to da yummy scotch*
rofl. I sed I iz here but so busy working in teh lab. they make us leran noo hard super-huge database software and it drives me to drink… erm… drink more I mean.
Kip sliipin moss ar lives
Libing in a kitteh’s paradise
Eatin’ cheezburgers once or twice,
Libing in a kitteh’s paradise.
@@@@@!
Kittehz in teh hood gits akklaim for itz gritty realizm.
Affer kitteh becums famous,
iz revealed dat kitteh nawt reely grow up in a shelter.
.
Kitteh neber eben bean to a shelter and
*gasp*
kitteh eben graduated oh hai skool!
.
Wif enuff monies to buy millions ov cheezburgers,
kitteh retires to sunbeams and luxury window sills
wif hims fambly that gibs him snorgles and schmoo.
until munneez runs out. den does d-list celebrety realerty show on vh1
I ar a kitteh in the hood
and I has a tude
now U does what U shuld
and gibe me sum fud
Kitteh has eies close in consuntrashun - steerin hyoomin slave by syko - pseiko -
brane powur.
“…go to fridje…go to fridge…get owt teh sammon…tahts rite, teh sammon…”
Is nawt yur hud; is mai sleeepee playse!
Ohai an Welkom Bak, MaryO! Did yu lyk yur orfentik Ingerlish Ohai Tee? Ai wus upawlnyt maekin it! Can yu spaer a makaroon cus Ai is starvin!
it was luverlee! fanks!!!!!!!!
*passes over gnawed remains of macawoon*
eeer, tanks…Ai tink! An tankyu for awl teh updayts an piccies an randon faxts an stuff! An jolly well dun awn awl yu acheeved in Peroo wiv teh Prymer an Innernashnul Relayshuns!
here’s un regalo for your next ohai tea:sum lovely tea from Peru -there’s anise flavor, canela y clave, and herbal tea made from the herb used in Inka Kola (which BTW has no Inkas nor Cola innit).
SSsssscccchhhhhhhhhlllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!
yumyumyumyumyumyumyum!!
Ai can has biscotti to dunkinnit?!
ummmm i dented think you’d dwink it all now good think i brotted bak a case of eech.
*passes it over*
Ai tinks Ai’ll need a lotti biscotti!
i agrees. BRB -i go nao to get large indrustrul size at the megaboxwearhous store.
nomnomnmnomnomnomnomnom!!111!!!!FORTYFOUR!!
*plz Miss? Can yew spare a crumb fer a starvin waif? Plz? Flutterflutter flutter ob iylashes
*
*Spluffle pluff plufuffle!*
*spits owt boscitti*
Ob corse yu can!
*psst*
Has yu seen? Teh Cheezezezez tehmselvs has sayd “Well Dun MaryO” awn teh larst fred! Mussta tukken a luk to see wot awl teh kerfuffle wus abowt - awl 450 posts ob kerfuffle!!
Iz wundermowse indeed!!!
Ower Mary Iz teh speshull I finkso teh cheezezez missed her too.
lotta kerfloofle. Ai was perty excited tew see that…. teh cheezes are sew full of win!
..Wipes Ambercats Biscotti crumbz frum vicinity…
Taykes a biscotti a NOM NOM NOM … *burp* Fankyoo it wuz
teh deelishuss dunked inna hawt chokklit
Teh turm “blast radeeus” is nawt yushully applyd to fud but taht boscitti wus teh crunchee! Ai neerly wared owt mai toofypegs awn it!
How wuz yaw trip tew Brumland?
Mr T.M been tew Teh Wirral an Manchester an anudder oop Norf playce tewdai.He sed teh skottish peeps in Manchester wuz awll ebreeware.Fowsands ob dem!
Mebbe we wus awn teh saym trayn - my Brum trayn wus goin awn to Mancland! Ai arsked teh dryver to wayv at Stokpot as he went fru - taht’s mai hoem toun.
Brum wus gud, teh traynin plaice is ryt bai teh prisun so owr launchtym ennertaynmunts wus a visit form teh Pleesmen to sai “Nuffink to werry bowt but if yu happens to see a man in hancuffs an teh soot wiv teh arrows awn, juss to let tehm kno”!
Ohai, mary O’ Spockn:
Kewt Urrbun Warfayr
Ninnja Kitteh trabbilz inz
lukkzurree. No wun
seez Kitteh untillz
t3h tyme iz ryte. Den Kitteh
leeepz awn mary’z lap
Ninnja Kitteh nawtz
heer 2 attakk. Juss wantz sum
Nommee Bisskawttee!
Jack.
awwwwwww. nao i all mistee eyed agin. itz my allergees. rlly.
thnx.
{{{{{{Jack}}}}
Kitteh Manitou grows out your back… attaches to your soul with 5 pointy ends