Happy cat is happy
Happy cat is happy …also probably drunk
wut? i nawt drunk. i jus appreshiatin wine.
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
*Hick*
conga rats Maus, can we byez u a drink?
Or do we needz to get rid uv the hickups furst?
*Hick*
*Hick*
BOO!
Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
*Hick*
*Hick*
*Hick*
*Hick*
**hmm… wut’s the skariest thing I can thinkz uf**
OOO!
Maus.. wut duz u think of the pryce of gas todai??
Holy Moly! Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
Hmmm. I fink taht did it. Fanks leeza!
whew! that’s gud!
I wuz afrayd I wud hav to bring up politiks!
*shiver*
lol
did it werk? iz teh hickkps gon?
**brandishes zippo threteninglee**
Nope, that’s nawt werkin eithur.
U want mimosas? bloody marys? screwdriver?
KWIK, hied the bottuls befoar momcat gets hoam!!
hai leeza-beeeeee!!! ai has nubber wiggle vidjo for yeewww … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3PgXhpM0Ds
mai vote goez fur “drunk”
aww! mai braeen (an campyutar) too slo!
I ar so cool
I r not drunk,
jist drinkin.
I’m not as think as you drunk I am ossifer. I has only had tee martoonies…
An ah talk like dis ’cause tee meeny martoonies cauz mekinickel dipikulties wit de vocubillary.
naw, iz kuz ai spended 2 muches taim on ICHC… nawt teh martoonees ai drinkded thare.
A grate ole blues tune FTW I liked the Albert Collins versun.
“Everyday baby, when the sun go down I get with my friends, an’ I begin to clown
I don’t care, what the people are thinkin’ I ain’t drunk, I’m just drinkin’ …”
here yew go, Sol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjVfc8-Y7sQ
Fanks PdB!! Wuzza rly grate sho akshully. Ai speshully laiked teh gurl bass/rithm gitarr plaer.
ohai fikshunkitteh — yew is welcum. ai luvs teh blooz too. the gurl guitar player you menshuned is name of Debbie Davies — she has gone on to have her own gud career after starting out playing gitar behind albert collins. ai wun time saw albert collins play wif roomful of blooz; much win and awesum.
ai luvs teh blooz! ai’s not hurd much albert collins tho, ai’s gunna gew fynd sum nao tho!!
whututher bloos moosichans yew listen tew PdB?
Fank yew berry mush PdB!! I really lyke Albert Collins, he the Ice Miester – the King of Cool! I had fergotted about the guys inna band singin ‘but yer so high’ inna background. Dis tune makes me laff. Also grate is the “Too Many Dirty Dishes” tune ware he makes the runnin water and scrubbin pots sounds on his guitbox.
Az ai sed fur an erlier pic—GUD tew sea yoo,Sol. Ai bin finkin bowt yoo—tawkin to CC foar yoo, too! iz awl wel wif yoo?
SOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ai has missed yew sew much!!!!!!!
wun burbun, wun skoch, and wun beeeerrrrr……..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMYQnpTuXyI
Oooohhhhh man, Ai lubbs teh blooz. Fank yew
*foofie paws clappin tu teh beet
Ebben ai wuz cuncernd butz did nawt want tooz bee nozee. Ai mizzed yor commentz. Menee timez fru teh freadz ai nowed yu wud haz gr8t comment ifn yu wuz heer.
Yash!!!!1! Gud to C U bak!!!
*Wanderin thru cheezland*
*Stumbles over mask*
Hmmm, wut dis mask fur?
*puts mask on*
WHERE HAB U BEEN? NO PHONECALLS, NO NOTES! U CUD HAB BEEN DED FUR ALL WE KNOES. WE BEEN WURRIED SICK. FROM NAO OWN U MUST CHECK IN WID US, NO GOIN ENNYWHERE WITHOWT APPROVAL, ADN YOU NAO HAB A CURFEW!!!!
*takes mask off*
*luks round and sees Sol*
oh hai sol. Grate tu see u bak!!!!!!
3fk— seekretlee a werried momcat
Sshhhh! Itz a secret!!!!
nawt so sekrit akshully
gud job 3FK!
wuz that a CareLOLL mask u has there?
glad ur back Sol!
Must ob been. Ebberywun tellin me ai can’t keep secrets.!!!
Iz akshoellee nawt secund tiem ai ebber seen mask liek dat.
Ai shud hab known bedder dan tu trai it own.
wun tickeela, too tickeela three tickeela flor!
Wuz onlee toona joos! Onnistlee!
*trips over annipuss*
whutcha doin awn teh flor? too mennee tickells?
Ai’ll get up wen teh room stops goin roun an roun
Ai’ll getz up wen teh room staiz still long eenuff.
Oops ai fort teh 7.21 comment gotted lost in teh eether. sowee!
Ver importunt lessun I lernt the hard way, you caint fall off the floor. Dat don’t mean dat I hasn’t haddah hang on tightly on occayshun.
Iz not have a drinking proplum.
Iz drink, got drunk, falls dawn, wer is proplum?
O Hai! Ur sure home early. What empty bottle?
I waz juss emptying it so I cud puts it in teh recycle todai.
Neber recycle tomorrow wat u cud recycle todai.
I fink dat’s teh 13th step.
praktical AND good foar teh Earf!
i fot teh 13th step was NyQuil?
Y u ovuh meh pul, drunk? I nawt offisuh.
Go me the way to show home!
I’m bed and I want to go to tired!
I had a little hour
‘Bout a drink ago
And it head right to my went!
May fayvrit moovie seen feechurin this sawng is teh wun frum Jawz wher theyr on teh boat huntin teh shark, an Dreyfus starts singin this sawng . . . Klassik!
I’m a screenwriter and teach screenwriting. That whole sequence — from the showing of the scars (Mary Jo Moffett… She broke my heart.) to the story of the men in the water to the song to BUM bum bum bum… the shark is back and we’re into act III — is one of the best things I’ve ever, ever seen.
Sorry abt no LOLspeak… it’s too early.
Ohai, snorgler! Yoo is a screenwriter. I am a moovie luvver, so togethur we is in gud cumpanee! I yam alwayz lukkin at teh lol-kitties and thinkin uv either wich moovie they reminds me uv, or which peece uv littericher they reminds me uv. Mah brayn is just full uv grayt liens frum moovies an buks – mah teeming imaginayshun, let me show yoo it!
*shayks snorkler’s paw* Happeh to sit neggst to ya! And yes, that is a fabyulus sequinz in teh moovie.
P.S. *luks arownd to see hoo is lissnin* Wun uv mah giltee pleshurs is really *bad* or campy moovies. I lieks them too. Teh Jaws sceen wher teh old guy in teh boat is tellin teh storee abowt the boat goin down an teh sharks – “Forty men went into teh water, 19 caem own, sharks tuk teh rest” – is parodied histeriklee in teh Dana Carvey moovie Master uv Disguise (watch throo teh creddits fur sum reel laffs).
Iz glad to see up onion of xpert. I luvs dat sceen. Ezpeciallee Robert Shaw’s monologue on the USS Indianapolis. Wow, unforgitable, I never new bout dat till movee came out.
Ohai, Tucatsu. Neat that we are awl tawking abowt teh ship sinking storeh told in that sceen.
Just wanted to be shur it didn’t sownd liek I wuz maykin fun uv whut was (IRL) a reelly horribul sitchuwayshun. Teh akshul storeh uv teh USS Indianapolis is a horribul wun, and in no way wuz I maykin light uv it.
Fur enny hoo duz nawt no teh bak storeh, yoo kan visit teh Web site that tells it awl, inkludin a survivor’s akkownt (see also “A Survivor’s Ordeal” link on left menu):
http://www.ussindianapolis.org/story.htm
iz hi on life!
oar, as is ushuallee mai kase, lak uv oxygen.
…
(tahts whut yu get wen yu lives in teh clowds- oxygen deprivashun happies, ai show yu it).
… whut other things makes me hi? perfoom, lak uv sleep, warin costooms, ICHC, floofee things, laddrs, laffin (nawt teh gas, sadlee- it makes me ded), …
Aer
Beeg Treez
Chonklit
D…
Dreems (gud wuns)
Elokwent musicks
Friends (hoomin and furrie)
yay! sumbuddee got it!
…
Dride mushrooms
Essensses uv flowrs
Frog pills
Gloo
Dansin
Eetin’
Frenz 9IRL and ob teh cheez varieety)
G…
Gin
Hare of teh dawg
Ice creem
J…
June n junebugz
Kites flyin hi
Lovely peeps
Marmalayd kittehs!
Niec sawt floofy blankees
Orinj behbeh kitties (is yoo notissin a trend heer?)
P . . .
Pikchurz awn ICHC
Quiet snorglz
Rydz bai de fyrhaus
S…
Sunny dayz in Princess Mu Meddow
Tiem to play on ICHC
Umbrellys (silleh wuns) fur raynee daze
V . . .
*luks arownd, notisses eberybuddee is hangin owt on teh party pik, rushes to finish teh list*
Veggies an dip (fur teh partay)
Watermellun slyces, eeten wit frenz in teh summertyme
Xylophones (myoosik fur teh party)
Yung nekkid guise
Zillions an zillions uv funneh posts evvery day!
*tayks a bow*
Life in a boddle.
LOLlygagging around
Nitrous Oxide… I haz it.
Just say N2O to drugz.
WIN!!!!1!
whuts teh kommun nayme foar dat drug? aim wundrin iffn dats teh wun dat makes me moastlee ded.
Yup, iz laffing gas.
Laughing gas. Ask for it at the dentist
Kitteh looks like dere has been sum laughin all right.
Kitteh prefurrs whippits to balloons becuz ov teh poppage factor.
Our mis-spent youth, let me show u it.
Our mis-spent youth buys a lot ov gud storees.
*holds breff*
*starts laffing*
teh last thing ai rememburr teh dentist seyin wuz “wudcha luk at dat, sheze fallin asleep. ushuallee duznt werk this well.”
dis not happycat!!! iz imposter!!!
Dey did nawt call him Happycat,
dey said happy cat.
liek, a cat dat is happy.
(garsh, ai am SEW helpful sumtiems!!!!)
Yep! Yep! Yep! Berrie helpzful!!!!!1!!!
what catnip?
yaryl… ain’t go no nip… srsly, mr. pleezeman. Yoo rly dun need to luk.
Will yoo be mah frend? Mah Facebuk payg: let me show yoo it!
Dis wat hoomins luk lyk AFTUR da coffeee kiks in!
Concat shoelaces Maus!!!11 Iffin ur hicks up bees gone, we sillibrate ur nawt sekond? Ai brot sum nyce hawt koffee adn sum razin ingerlish muffens
This not true happy cat!
He be an imposter!
Fan of Frank: The First Happy Cat
o noes!
they’re baaaa-aack! wut haz we stollen now??
it’s ok. This cat just a happy cat. Nawt THE Happy Cat. No worries!
99 bawtles ob beer on teh wall
99 bawtles ob beer…..
earwurm, ennybuddy?
scotch, scotch, scotch
scotchy, scotch, scotch
Gud Mornin 3floofie kittehs. Mai ai ask, howz deh Jay? Hope wever iz still gud wif yu. Bad storm heer in dah Texas las nite. No lectric sins midnite. No damage butz dey sayin watch deh wever. Hop ebberfing gud wif yu.
oh hai London. Ai doan’t wanna see ennymor storms fur a loooooong tiem.
We doan’t shoeshully hab dis kind ob weather wair ai live. It wuz a bit scary. We finally were able to get teh street cleared yesterday adn are no longer trapped in teh neighburhud. Neighbors, friends, family, EMA peepz, Red Cross peepz, adn teh city wurker peepz hab been incredibul. Nao waitin fur insurance peepz tu cum evalu8 teh propurtee.
Ennyway, birdie seems otay. Has taken tu me kwik since ai am fud probider nao. Got grate tips frum eberywun on birdie care. The DNR peeps sed tu feed it kitteh kibble, cooked eggs, wurms (obkors), grapes, adn udder stuffs. Alsew sed tu dip fuds in crushed up calcium supplement befor feedin. Needz teh strawg bones fur teh flyin.
Birdie iz alsew tryin to fly. Sew kyoot!!!! Stands on itz little stick perch adn flapz wings liek crazee- den falls ober. Hasn’t got nuff tail tu balance yet.
Ai jus hope birdie makes it. Ai been told iz tuff tu keeps tem alive but ai will gib it mai best shot. Tryin tu find propur rescue home fur birdie thru the DNR peeps. Ai start bak tu skool end ob Mai adn won’t be here tu care fur it. Fortunately, der iz gud chance fer a grate home fur birdie awlreddy!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh dat sownds pwomissing 3FK! Gud wurk!!!
Oahi 3fk! Sew releebed yew wevverd teh storm, musta bean skary. Yew has such a careeng hart fur teh J burdee, he iz lukky cuzza yew.
Tanks, ebberywun!!!!!!!!
{{{{3floofiekittehs}}}} Ai admire yur strenf an positib owtluk. Ai getz da goozey bums membering wen ai wuz abel tooz help wil lief. Incredibl!! Jus trien onz yur part sez sew muchez. Aiz keepin yu en mai foutz.
Ohai 3floofiekittehs! I red yor storeh erlier this week. I sends yoo moral support!
I also sends yoo big hugs as yoo liv thru teh disaster aftermath. {{3FK}}
Awl this trajidy in yor own wurld an yor thinkin abowt sayvin this liddel lief. Wow!
*salutes 3FK*
speekin uv scotch – haz n e wun seed “Scotchnmorescotch” l8lee? Ai nawt seed him sinz liek fureber agow…..
Ai fink ai seed hims a few dais ago.
Ohai 3fk, tanks fur dat
Ur kwite welcum!!!
Hope earwurm goes awai soon.!!
Is it Friday already?
Is Caturday sumwhar? Awlso, 5 oclock sumwahr!
I seez pink elleifants!
http://www.happylolday.com
How bout teh purple wuns? U seen teh purple wuns?
Talk bout trippin, man. Dem elly fonts be gibben me teh headake.
whu opend teh laffin gas- ai alweyz sees teh pink and wite and poipul lellyfants rite b4 ai pass owt.
But…But ai tawt lafffin gas maiks u ded?
Laffn gas gibs u pink/wite/poipul elLOLphont paraid tu teh rainbo bridj?
Ai suppose tat cud be a fun wai tu go – wit paraids adn anny mules, adn hail-lucy-nashuns
onlee MOASTLEE DED. iz nawt permanent. ushuallee onlee lasts foar a fyoo howers upto a dae or so.
an yes, teh paraid is fun, lukin at mai feet walk akross teh bridg to teh lolefants dansin.
…
ai diez regularlee. sleep uv teh ded- dat nuthin kin wake me up frum (waell, until ai stawps breethin an has to wake up). it skers a lawt uv peepl to- they alweyz hasta chek to see iffn ai stil hassa pulse an wundr iffn tehy shud kall teh paramedicks.
*goes throo Kitsunerina’s pokkits, lukkin fur loose chaynge*
Princess Bride!!!1!
Dere’s a BEEG differuns btw “moastlee ded” an “awl ded”!
ur bebbeh? i m ur bebbeh, rite?
mai tung feels furry.
Far owt, dude/ dude-erette!
Iz akshully hairbawlz
is moarnin-affers tung. dis kitteh nawt drunks, dis kitteh dranks n dranks n is nao hungded ober.
den stawp likkin ur furz!
R doze widdul chikee burds onna his widdul chayer/seet?
Awwwww, sooooooo cyoooooot
Oooh nnnoooeeesss
*splort
*tynee mess, nawt menny brayns tu bagin wiff
HALP plz
O wows, fikshunkitteh, guud fing Ai wuz heer;
Sweepety sweep alla braynes up wif duyst pann; piyul tehm bak in FSK’s hed;
Sekure firmely wif duckee taipe; adn pul awn 50’s bavving cap w rubbre duckees onnit wif a flowre onna taupe;
Puls onna softee blanket, wif iddee biddee kittehs onnit, adn tuks iyt roun FSK’s nek;
Runaround luukieing foar chokomalit possumsl; fyndes tehm, adn gibbs tehm to FSK, wif a large drinkee ov leminayde wif a liddle teenee parasoule.
Whew, FSK, hoep taht bees awrite; jes reyst heer awile and taike a nappee!!!
Oh fankyew CheshireKitteh Kat! Yew sayved me. Bankie sew sawf Ai rly lyke iddee biddee kittehs onnit. Teh chokomalit possums juss waht Ai kneeds adn leminayde is delishus adn nootrishus. Ai gib parasoule tew 3FK tu halp wiffa sturm.
♫♪99 bottels ov biere onna waul,♪♫♫♪♫
♪♫99 bottels ov biere,♫♪♪♫♫♪♪
♫♪Iyf wun ov dose bottels wud heppin to faul,♫♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪
♫♪♫♪Dere wud be…..hmmmm….burp!!…..elebentey left….Hic!….Hic!!!
Ai pologyze foar duplycayting teh sawng hafwai frew teh thred;
Din’t sea iyt; Doan wanna prohlawng enny ear wurms taht mite bees activ.
Sry, CKK, our rules is vry strict on this point. Even tho u pologized, I is afraid that the plunishment is compulsory: we will tickle u until u pee.
*Puts on tickle helmet and glubs*
*Raises visor on tickle helmet for a second*
If u don’t kwoperate, we will also has to debrief u.
*Lowers visor, moves in to commence tickles*
whoa grl! doze fyrmens tawt yu sum nawtee plunishments…
And I teached them even moar!
O Nooooooes!!! Nawt teh tikling!!!!HALP……HALP….HAL…HA…H……!!!!!!
Sumwun been tiklin kittehs big white feets.
Cat wearin clown shoos!!
“ahl ai ebber dringk iz MILK!”
…OK, so maybe sometimes I throw a little Bailey’s in there.
En Madame Butterfly dere’s dat missteriouz (ad leest to me) – Milk Punch.
heh bebbeh do you wanna join meh?
says orinj kitteh to the gorgeous calicoh
I think it is clear that Happy cat is having a little….”personal time”
u spelt probly rong.
that iz not happycat!
ohai!
ize drunk
not alkahawlik
alkahawlik goes tew meetins!
snarf iz sewaerz to dwunk iz nat gahd