Happy cat is happy
Happy cat is happy …also probably drunk
wut? i nawt drunk. i jus appreshiatin wine.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
*Hick*
conga rats Maus, can we byez u a drink?
Or do we needz to get rid uv the hickups furst?
*Hick*
*Hick*
BOO!
Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
*Hick*
*Hick*
*Hick*
*Hick*
**hmm… wut’s the skariest thing I can thinkz uf**
OOO!
Maus.. wut duz u think of the pryce of gas todai??
Holy Moly! Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
Hmmm. I fink taht did it. Fanks leeza!
whew! that’s gud!
I wuz afrayd I wud hav to bring up politiks!
*shiver*
lol
did it werk? iz teh hickkps gon?
**brandishes zippo threteninglee**
Nope, that’s nawt werkin eithur.
U want mimosas? bloody marys? screwdriver?
KWIK, hied the bottuls befoar momcat gets hoam!!
hai leeza-beeeeee!!! ai has nubber wiggle vidjo for yeewww … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3PgXhpM0Ds
mai vote goez fur “drunk”
aww! mai braeen (an campyutar) too slo!
I ar so cool
I r not drunk,
jist drinkin.
I’m not as think as you drunk I am ossifer. I has only had tee martoonies…
An ah talk like dis ’cause tee meeny martoonies cauz mekinickel dipikulties wit de vocubillary.
naw, iz kuz ai spended 2 muches taim on ICHC… nawt teh martoonees ai drinkded thare.
A grate ole blues tune FTW I liked the Albert Collins versun.
“Everyday baby, when the sun go down I get with my friends, an’ I begin to clown
I don’t care, what the people are thinkin’ I ain’t drunk, I’m just drinkin’ …”
here yew go, Sol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjVfc8-Y7sQ
Fanks PdB!! Wuzza rly grate sho akshully. Ai speshully laiked teh gurl bass/rithm gitarr plaer.
ohai fikshunkitteh — yew is welcum. ai luvs teh blooz too. the gurl guitar player you menshuned is name of Debbie Davies — she has gone on to have her own gud career after starting out playing gitar behind albert collins. ai wun time saw albert collins play wif roomful of blooz; much win and awesum.
ai luvs teh blooz! ai’s not hurd much albert collins tho, ai’s gunna gew fynd sum nao tho!!
whututher bloos moosichans yew listen tew PdB?
Fank yew berry mush PdB!! I really lyke Albert Collins, he the Ice Miester - the King of Cool! I had fergotted about the guys inna band singin ‘but yer so high’ inna background. Dis tune makes me laff. Also grate is the “Too Many Dirty Dishes” tune ware he makes the runnin water and scrubbin pots sounds on his guitbox.
Az ai sed fur an erlier pic—GUD tew sea yoo,Sol. Ai bin finkin bowt yoo—tawkin to CC foar yoo, too! iz awl wel wif yoo?
SOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ai has missed yew sew much!!!!!!!
wun burbun, wun skoch, and wun beeeerrrrr……..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMYQnpTuXyI
Oooohhhhh man, Ai lubbs teh blooz. Fank yew
*foofie paws clappin tu teh beet
Ebben ai wuz cuncernd butz did nawt want tooz bee nozee. Ai mizzed yor commentz. Menee timez fru teh freadz ai nowed yu wud haz gr8t comment ifn yu wuz heer.
Yash!!!!1! Gud to C U bak!!!
*Wanderin thru cheezland*
*Stumbles over mask*
Hmmm, wut dis mask fur?
*puts mask on*
WHERE HAB U BEEN? NO PHONECALLS, NO NOTES! U CUD HAB BEEN DED FUR ALL WE KNOES. WE BEEN WURRIED SICK. FROM NAO OWN U MUST CHECK IN WID US, NO GOIN ENNYWHERE WITHOWT APPROVAL, ADN YOU NAO HAB A CURFEW!!!!
*takes mask off*
*luks round and sees Sol*
oh hai sol. Grate tu see u bak!!!!!!
3fk— seekretlee a werried momcat
Sshhhh! Itz a secret!!!!
nawt so sekrit akshully
gud job 3FK!
wuz that a CareLOLL mask u has there?
glad ur back Sol!
Must ob been. Ebberywun tellin me ai can’t keep secrets.!!!
Iz akshoellee nawt secund tiem ai ebber seen mask liek dat.
Ai shud hab known bedder dan tu trai it own.
wun tickeela, too tickeela three tickeela flor!
Wuz onlee toona joos! Onnistlee!
*trips over annipuss*
whutcha doin awn teh flor? too mennee tickells?
Ai’ll get up wen teh room stops goin roun an roun
Ai’ll getz up wen teh room staiz still long eenuff.
Oops ai fort teh 7.21 comment gotted lost in teh eether. sowee!
Ver importunt lessun I lernt the hard way, you caint fall off the floor. Dat don’t mean dat I hasn’t haddah hang on tightly on occayshun.
O Hai! Ur sure home early. What empty bottle?
I waz juss emptying it so I cud puts it in teh recycle todai.
Neber recycle tomorrow wat u cud recycle todai.
I fink dat’s teh 13th step.
praktical AND good foar teh Earf!
i fot teh 13th step was NyQuil?
Y u ovuh meh pul, drunk? I nawt offisuh.
Go me the way to show home!
I’m bed and I want to go to tired!
I had a little hour
‘Bout a drink ago
And it head right to my went!
May fayvrit moovie seen feechurin this sawng is teh wun frum Jawz wher theyr on teh boat huntin teh shark, an Dreyfus starts singin this sawng . . . Klassik!
I’m a screenwriter and teach screenwriting. That whole sequence — from the showing of the scars (Mary Jo Moffett… She broke my heart.) to the story of the men in the water to the song to BUM bum bum bum… the shark is back and we’re into act III — is one of the best things I’ve ever, ever seen.
Sorry abt no LOLspeak… it’s too early.
Ohai, snorgler! Yoo is a screenwriter. I am a moovie luvver, so togethur we is in gud cumpanee! I yam alwayz lukkin at teh lol-kitties and thinkin uv either wich moovie they reminds me uv, or which peece uv littericher they reminds me uv. Mah brayn is just full uv grayt liens frum moovies an buks - mah teeming imaginayshun, let me show yoo it!
*shayks snorkler’s paw* Happeh to sit neggst to ya! And yes, that is a fabyulus sequinz in teh moovie.
P.S. *luks arownd to see hoo is lissnin* Wun uv mah giltee pleshurs is really *bad* or campy moovies. I lieks them too. Teh Jaws sceen wher teh old guy in teh boat is tellin teh storee abowt the boat goin down an teh sharks - “Forty men went into teh water, 19 caem own, sharks tuk teh rest” - is parodied histeriklee in teh Dana Carvey moovie Master uv Disguise (watch throo teh creddits fur sum reel laffs).
Iz glad to see up onion of xpert. I luvs dat sceen. Ezpeciallee Robert Shaw’s monologue on the USS Indianapolis. Wow, unforgitable, I never new bout dat till movee came out.
Ohai, Tucatsu. Neat that we are awl tawking abowt teh ship sinking storeh told in that sceen.
Just wanted to be shur it didn’t sownd liek I wuz maykin fun uv whut was (IRL) a reelly horribul sitchuwayshun. Teh akshul storeh uv teh USS Indianapolis is a horribul wun, and in no way wuz I maykin light uv it.
Fur enny hoo duz nawt no teh bak storeh, yoo kan visit teh Web site that tells it awl, inkludin a survivor’s akkownt (see also “A Survivor’s Ordeal” link on left menu):
http://www.ussindianapolis.org/story.htm
iz hi on life!
oar, as is ushuallee mai kase, lak uv oxygen.
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(tahts whut yu get wen yu lives in teh clowds- oxygen deprivashun happies, ai show yu it).
… whut other things makes me hi? perfoom, lak uv sleep, warin costooms, ICHC, floofee things, laddrs, laffin (nawt teh gas, sadlee- it makes me ded), …
Aer
Beeg Treez
Chonklit
D…
Dreems (gud wuns)
Elokwent musicks
Friends (hoomin and furrie)