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i poop little meez

ur littel meez iz quite da talkr.

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  1. smammie says:

    Pure Sonlight, nawt teh rainbow…

    • elfinugget says:

      mai mini-mes poop rainbowz

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Gud morning! May ai pleez hang mai poster heer? Yes, yoo say? :D Thank yoo!!

        MAY AI HAVE YUR ATTEHSHUN PLEEZ>/b>

        We ar having a partee to welcom ar deer Mary O’ Spockn hoem frum Peru!!!

        DATE: Wednesday, 14 May 08.
        TIME: 6AM ICHC time/aka teh Third Pikchure ov teh Day/aka 12 Noon EST
        PLACE: RITE HEER!!
        DRESS: Casual

        Bring cards oar refreshments (potluck) – or just yurselves. Awl ar welcome!!!
        And bring sum smilez. ;)

        • Cassidy says:

          Ai has to miss teh partee becuz dis is mai day to werk at teh hospistals, but ai wants to add anudder “Welcome Home!” to bofe Mary O an Cookie’s Human. We has missded yew bofe.

          Has a wunnerful partee! Ai’ll be finkin of y’awl.

        • Moira says:

          I wud luv 2 cum 2 teh partee. Wich LOL iz it goin 2 be on?

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        An Elfie!! Ai herd about yur “A!!” In teh jenetix! Taht is reelee just wunderful!! ;)

        • elfinugget says:

          o fankoo Janet!! :D I still has a happi. :) I wunnid to go hugz mai teechur, but ai not gittid a chanss to do dat. She nawt a persun dat mennie peepul hugz, I fink. I don’ fink she bees in hur offiss tho, now dat skolz owt.

          I’s tryin to pax mai drawying supplyze nao, iz varee hard foar doingz, kuz ai haz teh OCD nitpikkee abowt it… an apparintlee ai haz mennie mennie moar drawyng supplyze den teh Staepulz stoar. O.O Dey nawt fit in wun bawx. nao it taek meh a zillyin yeerz to divid dem up prawpurlee amung multypul bawxis.

          Ai maek priddy gud usingz ov teh drawyingz supplyze, tho – I drawz kinna priddy chartz0rz and suchlaik. I fink maebee iffn’ I wunnid, I kud drawz0rz teh texbuk illystraeshunz. or somefing. Mai artz, dey ar nawt profezhunil or nuffin…. but dey varee priddy.

          • smammie says:

            Awlwaiz keeps teh dreemz, Elfi… dey canna cum tru iffin U 4getz abowt dem. U alsew ritez pritty gud 2, U noa… Ynawt rite texbuk wif illystaeshunz? Mai beeg bruvvor menny, menny yrs ago, maed silli pixs 4 mii 2 halp ‘memer bio stuf… stil ‘member, an stil laff : Pair-ub-meeciummz, German Meezlez (warin Pikle halb), beri silli…butz Aye stil haz dem en mii hed, see? If larnin gibs teh kitteh teh smile, house rong ken dat B?

          • CheshireKittehKat says:

            Yesh, Elfie: yuu shud rite buuk adn illoostrayte iyt; tehn geddit publysheded.

            Tehn wen yuu geyts riches adn faymuss, weez cud bragg bowt yuu becuz yuu iys a celibrittee; adn weez cud sez weez knoed yuu wen……. :lol:

          • kitsunerina says:

            wun uv teh things ai luk foar inna textbuk is teh illerstrashuns- do tehy sho teh consepts? haow eezy issit to misunderstand teh picshures? duz teh illerstrashuns has capshuns? den ai luk at werds an see iffn ai kin unnerstand tehm wen aize ded tired. dats a gud textbuk.

            • elfinugget says:

              LOLZ! Mai kittehz, dey halpz meh wif prezzentaeshunz abowt stuf. Maebe I write a baysik buuk, wif mai kitiz bein’ halpfolz. *lol*

              I maekd a prezentaeshun abowt SpinoCerebellar Ataxia … kinda thruout teh sliedz, der wuz mai Serenity (Squeezle) sayin, “you made that word up!! What’s that mean!?!” (I traenzlaetid hur to regalur inglizh, see, kuz nobudee unnerstanz kitteh…) She sayz fings laik, “Ok no really, what’s an oligodendrocyte??” Den wun ov teh othur kitiz wud axplaen “It’s a myelinating cell in the central nervous system” and it would be up on the slide but I’d not rilly reed dat part, juz der foar remyndur if peepz forgit.

              • Johnson442 says:

                If’n any of the awdience appree…aprish…liked the way you presented the subject matter, that would be a good indication of talent in textbooking (is tht a word?). Anybody can write down a list of facts and blame the reeders for not picking it up. The ones who can preesent it such as can be read/understood/remembered are few and very far between!
                Ya might want to look into something like this. Srsly.

  2. Andrea says:

    Well, iz not a rainbow, but iz a start!

  3. smammie says:

    Wut wud U du 4 ah Klondike?

  4. rodney dill says:

    Aye Captain, no signs of Klingons in this sector.

  5. Shaungrl says:

    ice. ice. baby. (no lip sinks, tho)

  6. rodney dill says:

    These are not the ‘rrhoids you’re looking for.

  7. rodney dill says:

    Mom’s wrong Daddy, you don’t speak out your butt.

  8. shaungrl says:

    Does dis fur maek mai buttz look big?

  9. rodney dill says:

    baby bear: “Is I a little pain in the butt sometimes?”
    Momma Bear: “Ursa Major one.”

  10. Onion says:

    ur farts do smells nice.

  11. elfinugget says:

    “But when do yu start poopin’ bottlz of coke???”

  12. rodney dill says:

    … but why is it redundant to say you are smart and ass toot?

  13. D.R. says:

    Oh graet

    I gotta spen dis mornin lookin at mah mom’z butt

  14. two_kittehs says:

    Mawm, why iz Ur tayl so tinee when Uz ar so big?

    • Romeow says:

      Hab u seen teh size ov mah paw, yung man?

    • kitsunerina says:

      lemme turn arownd an aisle tell yu teh storee.
      wuns upon a taim, awl bares had lawng tales. den we met teh eskimoes, whu cawt lawts uv fishees. wun bare aksed teh eskimoes to shoe us hoaw to katch teh fishes. him toald teh bare to put himz tale down thru teh ice an wate foar teh nibbles. teh nibbles kame, but teh eskimo toald him to keep himz tale down tahre and katch even moar. taim past, an tehn teh bare figyured owt dat teh eskimo trickded him, so he tryed to pull himz tale owt, but it had frozen into a giant blok uv ice- so wen he tryed to pull himz tale owt, it brokded off. an datz wai ai has a short tale.

  15. areufkinserious says:

    hmmmm, i don’t know if this moronishness is somehow growing on me, but some of the above comments are, incredibly, not 100% ridiculous.

  16. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Mommeh Polur Beare sez “C’mon, Juneeor; du nawt lagg behynd meh.

    Zoo sez weez gotta waulk onna hynd leggs frum naow awn; yuu beddur staurt lerning tu duz tihs rite naow!!!!”

  17. “Me and Mah Shaddo” danse. Ur doin it rong.

  18. Big bear is bi-polar.

  19. doug says:

    mai mini-mehs poop micro-mehs, den tey poop nano-mehs, den pico-mehs blah blah

  20. catalogical humor says:

    Boss Cat
    & brown-noser

  21. BirthOfParadise says:

    litl bare iz notz eated

  22. Lord Mog says:

    I LOL’D AND VOMITED AT THE SAME TIME!

  23. EEEEEEE!! says:

    AAAWWW!!!

  24. kitsunerina says:

    yah, but aize blak unnerneeth an doant yu fergit it!


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