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Monorail trolls!!
Conga rats, leeza!
fanks Maus!
Yoosually u is on top here! I must have been typing liek the wind!
Shud we have a rendishun of teh Halls uv teh Mowntain King? That’s kinda troll-y izznt it?
Shure. Yoo needs to post the linky: I cant not has YouTubes at werks
ok! This wun’s a littul diffrent- Grieg wif a rocknroll twist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw0TikGmVz4
Maybee the rocknroll will scare off teh trolls!
Hmm, luuks liek derz a YNG plain; chello? Aye liekz eet!
Yahbut, taht’s juss Ay yung nekkid gy; its nawt TEH yung nekkid gy!
apocalyptica!!!
Ai haz one uv their albums!! I fink so will listen to wrt nao!
needs moer kaubell!!!
leeza-b:
Thank you for expanding my horizons (yet again).
The ironic thing iz, as truly as I was sitting here checking teh comments, I had WGUC (classical music radio station here in Cincy) playing in teh background.
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After listening to teh youtube selection, mai I say: I haz an astonishment!
Goth classical? Classical hed-bangin’ moosic? Classical moosic wif YNGs?
Wow.
I had no idea this existed. This iz really whi I liek hanging out wif you folks.
I learn new things all teh tyme. Many thanks! f.r.
Teh Hall ov tehMountain King. Grieg. “Pier Gynt”
Conga Ratz, deer leeaz-b. We can awl danz wildlee around – an Maus can dans wildly in teh cubicle. Ai sho yoo hiz cow-orkers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzyi3C4gNnE
Iz nawt teh cow-orking illegal in most staytes?
nos, U finkin og teh cow-tippin
og (?). sheesh, Aye whiss Aye cud tipe..
Nah. Cow tipping.
But hard-working cows lyke to
get tips!
Alfafa tips!
Ritchie Blackmore’s Rainbow.
ai reelee laik this wun too!
It duz start curiouslee wif “greensleeves” – but tehy hav reelee gud voyces fur it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9tqzDh3G0s&feature=related
Ai lurn sew mutch frum yew chezfrenz!!
Had noe iDia taht tihs wuz saem man frum Diip Graple. In teh vidio hii doughz NAWT lurk mai mommuhz age!!
How art awl uv yew tihs fyne marnin? (Iz onee 8:30-ish inn teh Pasifik Norfwezt)
yewm joost startin yew dae! ai fineesh wurk in less dan a hour!! tis 4:46 pm in TTI!! de webber is lubbly here, am gewin to teh pub wif mai IRL frenz aftur wurk tew sit in teh beer garden and has sum conbersashun!!
Conbersashun and beer ai hopes
most defin … defun … yus, conbersashun and beer, in teh beer garden wib teh birds an teh bee’s and teh purdee laydee’s!
O taht soundz wundermouse, Jimmba!
town feelz emtea, liek iz juzt mii an mai orfspringz.)
Ai mizz teh avtur wurk conbersashunz. (Ai M uh stoodent an
ebbrywun jest levt foar summr…
Iz ohkae… Ai wheel hab mai sillybrayshunz tihs weakend fur mai vry speshal “Anzwer tew lief teh yewniberz N ebbryting” birfday (iz reely awn Moondae, but wheel bii a band Fridae, and a fren[nonchez] in fore teh weakend onlee.)
Wun dae Ai wheel goe vizit teh TTI… sumhao. Wii ar haevN nize wevver, tew… spozed tew bii uhbov teh 80°F bai Frydae. (Iz ok, wii haev drie heet, noe hoomidididtee.)
Finely!!
yez, spring wuznawt shore if eet shud stae!!
ai fort ai wuz gonna mold ………. mildew, duz nawt want!!
wii haev nawt had tew mutch wet… jest nuf tew keep daffodilleez happy
What does NOM mean?
“nom” meen eet. yu noes, wen yu eets, yu go “nom nom nom”
at teh very top o da page is a linkie to : Lolspeak Wiki
it splains many ob teh commonly used lolterms…………..been lots o work put intew it. shud take a luk. Oh hai an welcum
Windsurfing!
MAY AI HAVE YUR ATTEHSHUN PLEEZ
We ar having a partee to welcom ar deer Mary O’ Spockn hoem frum Peru!!!
DATE: Wednesday, 14 May 08.
TIME: 6AM ICHC time/aka teh Third Pikchure ov teh Day/aka 12 Noon EST
PLACE: RITE HEER!!
DRESS: Casual
Bring cards oar refreshments (potluck) – or just yurselves. Awl ar welcome!!!
And bring sum smilez.
Wll we be racing to tell her welcum back?
No!! Just a partee.
But nebber feer, deer leeza-b. We will be having moar rayces.
They were spectacularlee successful an ebreewun had SUCH a gud time!!
ok!
I just wanted to maek sure I didn’t need to warm up teh n-skwirrlz. They haz been offline sinse teh last race.
The no-nook skwirrlz are alwayz reddy to maek the whippy creem tho!
We mite need sum fur teh partee. tho ai don’t know if zauberflote can bring the giant caek. She’s awn teh rode!!
I can bring pi!!
Chawklit pe-cawn? Do yoo think Mary O wud liek that?
Ai’m defnitlee absolutelee positiblee shur she wud!
Oh, adn ai liek it too…..
Congratrollashuns on ur nawt-sekkund leeza!!!!!
Did sumbody say pi??!!!
Babycakes cums running … awl outta breff
Pi will be surved at 6 am ICHC tiem, wif plain, burbun, and cinnimimimnom whippy creem!
Heer, babycakes, u can haz a sample if you iz hungry now!
Hai DK, u can haz sum too!
Let me know whut u think abowt the cinnimimimmnom. That’s noo!
Ciminomnomnom be berree gud!
Annee chans ob chokklit whippy creme? (she axed hoepfullee)
If mah skwirrlz can’t do it, nobuddy can!
oHai Leeza-B, here is teh videyow ob mai mummeh’s skwurlee frend!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPlqtlDyoMI mebbes yew can gets him tew help wib teh cream??
how KYOOOT!!!
U almost made me splort Jimmba!!
If he wantz a job, tell him 2 come see me!
okies, ai shall tell hims dat leeza-b’s grate cream wippin faktree are needin moar skwurlz!!
A hole army ov billy goats gruff needed to stop dese trolls frum goin ober teh bridge!
Ohai Booklion!
Do trollses get to go ober teh bridge? I thot onlee teh kittehs and hoomins wif gud thots got to do that?
Ohai, Leeza, conga rats!
I wuz tinking ov teh fairy tale about
teh free billy goats gruff, n
trolls tat liv unnder teh bridges.
Ordinary bridge, not Rainbow Bridge.
wut a releef! I wud hayte to think uv those trolls lurkin arownd the RB!
How haz bizness at teh pi stawl bin?
Shud we get it owt fur the 6 am party?
I duzzn’t kno — iz been too bizzy fur pie
(O noes! too bizzy fur pie! Tis must nawt be!)
Haw r yur nyuk-leer powered skwirrels?
I tried teh burbon whippy cream IRL.
Its gud! for apple pie.
iz gud on teh spune 2…
nawt bai teh hair on mai chinny chin chin!
Ai rember taht fairee tayle frum wen Ai wuz a liddle kitteh;
alwaise fasciminated meh!!!!!
Trollin, trollin, trollin
Keep dat wagon rollin
Rawrhide!
Frou wind n rain n wether
Heck bent fur lether
Wishin mah kitteh’s by mah side
my hart’s kalkulayting
my kitteh will be wayting
wayting at teh end ov mah ride
Eer Werm!!!
Head em up, moovemout, Rydem inn,
Raw hyyyyyyyyyyyyyde! *crack* Hyaah!
*shakes head*
Awl Ai kin thikn ov iz Billy Crystal….
Pleh, trollz!
Heh, I thought teh trollz were on da last thread
Mebbe dese guys iz on dere way dere? Reelidgeous dispyoots seems to attrack dem.
so iz kinda laik teh canopener an kittehs… but moar nekkid an dangeruss.
eberyting is moar dangeruss when nekkid
Liek fryN baykon?
*whistles*
Nawt taht Ai’d noe…
KafleenTehNawtFirst:
I think I need to write that down & put it under a magnet on mah refrigerator.
Yer comment is most worthy!
f.r.
We iz on ur bord, bein trollz.
(Oar shood dat be trlolz?)
Defnitlee trlolz!!!
@@@@@
omgz. i crai wiv laffing.
Boy its nice out.
Yes, I think you ought to leave it out.
Firesign Theatre ref? my vague memries ob teh seventies, let me shows yew them.
on the nose.
since trolls mostly nekkid, seemed to fit.
win! aim been pretty sure weer all bozos awn this bus.
I’ll see your Firesign and raise you a Duck’s Breath Mystery Theater:
Naked People’s Court*
(The Case of the Car That Got Blown Up)
*these people are not actors, they’re naked…
*sings in best Tina-Turner-esque voyce*
Trollin! Trollin! Trollin on teh river!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSZjmBKHw_I&feature=related
Trollin’ trollin’ trollin’
Tho teh bus is rollin’
Keep tehm goggies trollin’, rawhyd
Rayn an wind an wevver
Hell bent for levver
Wishing… my gurl wus bai mai syd
Awl teh fings I’m missin’
Snorgle, schmoos and kissin’
Are wayting at teh end ob mai ryd
Moov ‘em awn, – hed ‘em up -
Hed ‘em up, – moov ‘em awn -
Moov ‘em awn, – hed ‘em up -
Rawhyd
Cut ‘em owt, – ryd ‘em in -
Ryd ‘em in, – cut ‘em owt -
Cut ‘em out
Ryd ‘em in rawhyd…!
Blues Brothers ref FTW!!
(ai can kwote just abowt dat hole film – mai bowndless memry for unimportant fings, let me show u it)
Aw yus, it wus owr shaired (grassy)knoll edge ob ebery werd ob taht fillum taht maed us reelize we is akchully teh saym purrson – oar taht yu dayted mai brudder!
A kwestion from the dept. of irrelevancee:
Anybodee memember a komershall (Sooper Bowl?) of a buncha macho cowbois herding kittehs? Waz teh funnee. Iz on innertubes somewheres? Not so good at searching, actuallee . . .
Saint Patrick drivin teh trolls out of Ireland?
LOL!! a hole noo way ov thinking ov it!!!
’tis shame he has to drives dem to teh innertubes…. ai wud hav dumped dem in teh irish see
but patrick sez he iz a bruther to teh trolls… mebbe heze just tryin to cunvert dem to teh noo relijun.
Da wind dun bloed there cloze off!
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Mai eyz! Mai eyz!
haterashun, u haz it
Hey everybody
I am hoping to get some advice from a bird expert, bird lover, vet tech, vet , or anyone in general. I have taken in a baby blue jay and don’t quite know what to do with it. I know this site is for the kittehs – but maybe someone will be willing to share some info with me. Here’s the story (I’ll try to make it short):
Sunday morning we survived a tornado. Family is safe and house is in good shape. We lost about 50-60 trees on the property which gives us a sad but is the least of our worries. Anyway, I found a baby blue jay- appears to be near fledgling stage- no parents anywhere to be found. I have been feeding it suet cake and grubs but I don’t really know how often to feed it. Does anyone know?
Our electricity was just restored this morning but we can’t get out of the neighborhood yet- roads still blocked with many trees. So this morning I have been scouring the internet for any info on bird care that I can find. I have called local vets and some wildlife people but everyone is reluctant to help over the phone and ofcourse we cannot get to any offices in town.
I have the impression that it is unlikely the bird will survive but I would like to try and help. At least it gives me a positive focus in the face of the massive cleanup that we will soon undergo.
Any basic bird care advice would be appreciated. If anyone can help, I am willing to give my IRL email address if it would be a more appropriate place to communicate.
Thanks everybody! Sorry to take up so much space and distract from the ICHC fun.
P.S. it is wonderful to be back at ICHC in the aftermath of our troubles!!!!!!1!!!!!!
sew sorry dat ai duz nawt have anee advice foar yew, but ai did want to sai ohai and ai am sew glad dat yew and ur fambly is okies!! Yew nebber need to apologize for takin up teh space!!! Cheezpeeps are always happee to halp… and we is espeshully happy dat yew is safe from the meen tornado!
{{{{{3floofiekittehs}}}}}
I dunt kno bout birdies, eether, but
just want to say glad yu r safe n surbibed
teh tornado.
Gud luk wif teh birdie, n wif
teh pleh cleenup.
do you haz tentnus shots up-to-date?
Can be toxic pleh in teh clean up.
tanks ktnf and booklion!!!!!!!!1
It iz gud tu heere teh enkuraging wurds!!!!
Adn yesh, teh medykul stuffz is up tu date B4 teh pleh cleenup coe minces.
* iz difficult tu tipe wid one hand when udder hand iz holdin sweet burdie away frum berry kurius 3floofiekittehs!!!!!!!!1!!!Teh katz habn’t tryd tu hurtz burdie butz dey luk adn luk adn sniff adn sniff!!!!
kittehs will b kittehs!!
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wut a brave new world tihs burdy has fownd!
Non-lol-speak:
Try hard boiled egg-yolks, mushed through a sieve and very small earth worms ( not mushed, wiggly) if you can find some. Try not to over cook the yolks, they should be damp..I guess add a drop of water if they aren’t. This works for some birds, but the success rate is never high, sorry. Bouncing out of nests does internal damage most of the time. Jays are fighters, so good luck is with you.
glad u r OK!!
There was an article in our local paper recently… mostly what they said was that even if the bird seems abandoned, the parents are usually nearby, and to leave the bird alone and watch from a distance. If you’ve had it in for a while though it might be too late for that.
Here is a link to our local wildlife rehab organization, that may be able to give you advice:
http://www.arcwildlife.org/index.htm
Good luck with your bebbeh blue jay! I have some nesting in my holly bush. They’re interesting birds!!
tanks leeza b! Ai will reedz tat artikul! We left the bird alone but watched closely for a day and a half- it cried and cried- but no parents anywhere. We lost so many trees that we don’t even know where the baby came frum.
Ai am off tu reed teh artikul – tanks agin!
The advice to leave baby birds alone for their parents is good, but a tornado could easily disturb things too much for that to work. It sounds like you are doing good. Jays are corvids (same family as crows, magpies) and so they eat lots of different stuff. As for how often to feed it, it will probably let you know the answer, and the answer will probably be “now, right now !!!”.
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Good luck with it. If it is really close to fledging, it might survive.
btw, you might want to try a little bit of gushifud.
Sew happy yew are saef 3floofeekittehz! Iz hard tew bii Polleeanna-ish wif haf o’yer yard uprootid, but yew haz perkee owtlurk. {{{Iz half teh baddle}}}
Ai tihnk Pd’B iz rite bowt bof yew dewN gud jawb and teh gushifud. Unlez yew haev noe prawblem wif wurmz in yer fudproseszor…. pleh.
oh hai SMOM! ai seed up above dat yew mentioned yr in the PNW…….. jus wherbouts? ai am in teh Renton/Kent/Auburn area…………. werk in Renton, lib in Auburn………… iz we naybors???
Ai IZ yore naybor, but it iz a looong driev croz teh dezert an ovr teh
Caskadades (foar mii, reverze taht foar yew) az Ai am N Hideehoe. Ai goe tew teh U of I n Moosecow.
Ai haev bin tew Seatac sebberal tiemz, but nebber got tew exploar annyy whar but Seeaddle prop-purr. Ai lurves teh Chai kneez rest ow rawnt @ Pike’s Markutt.
yu is in teh state uv potatoes and sheepkreeschures? aim in kollidge kentral utah.
Vry kewl tew noe wii ar awl nayborz!!
Wii doan haev teh tatorz ore sheepz up heer inda panned handal, but wii haz maneee akerz of weet, peez, lintellz and teh odd canoila feeld. Lurks liek Teletubby land… mine-us teh bunniez n flourz.
(Ore yew can face East an haev lubbly mowntainz, mai prefrens, let mii show yew.)
Ai had soem grate explorz in Canyonlands NP, hao fur ar yew frum Moab?
teh Moab area is teh beautimus!!
Ndeed!
college central- utah valley- BYU and UVU (and a lawt uv uther liddle colliges) r wifin 10 miles uv eech uther. deres lawts uv collig stoodents, mowntens, a lake, an no parkin during teh skool yeer.
ai luvs moab- I spent mennee a vacashun drivin thru thare.
…
an telletubbe land sownds liek a perfeckt descripshun uv moast uv ideehoe, minus teh stelth ninja attack sheep (disgaised as bales uv hay- mum got bored last taim we visited grate-gramma)
LOL Ai wheel wahch tohse bales uv hey moar clozely tihs yeer!!
Wii ar set oop liek yew! Wazzu (WSU) n UI ar ‘bowt 10 minz part. Ai lurve teh rurall settN. (wii doan haev mutch parken durrN teh skool yeer vivver!)
Ai haev onlee droev thru teh College Central area wunce, but Ai fly obber it lezt twice a yeer. Dew yew feel manee erfquakers? Taht Wasatch frunt iz reelee aweNspirin!! (Mai jeeollygee geekinez, lemme show ebberywun.)
An ai bee in Sentrul Wash—neer Yakima. Mai hubby iz teh Barbershopper—wuz singin wif teh noo korus neer Moscow a cupple weakz aggoe. Tehy hadda bunsh ob gest koruses inn tew halp wif teh Nawt-Secund show. Hee sed it wuz teh BIG fun, an lawts ob win!
O Ai wud hab lubbed tew sii tehm!! Ai haev lurved Barbrrshop quarts, quints (an pints?) sinz Schnookrmunz Faymouse Pig!
Ai haev staed in Yakima! Wii had plaed tew loooong @ MtStHellyuns & Ai wuz tew sleepee tew driev awl teh wai hoem.
Whale nao, wii haev WA, UT, ID… cween iz stayN in OR… Ai beleaf wii haz teh maykins foar Wun Big Partay soemdae!!
yes indeed. That little bird is yelling “feed me” quite often. So I do.
Tank u leeza b and PdB
The cat food advice is right on target. Thanks to leeza B’s link, I was able to quickly contact an organization here in Georgia. They gave me a very prompt reply and now I have hope/encouragment!
Thank’s everybody!!!!!!
{{{3FK}}} Glad ur okah from tornado! gud luk wif liddle jayburd!
ai has a happee dat yew were abul to get teh advice yew need!!!! Yay!!!!
good !! keepz us in-formed. inkwiring minds will wants to know.
yes… yes dey is….
Oh now this is just silly.
Stop this at once.
sez whu?
…
an whai r yu warin a flooffee orange wig? did we run owtta troll masks?
o hai kitsunerina! Ai axed yesturdy, but ai fink yew had tew go byebye. Does ai ‘member korectly dat yew are in teh college? How did finals go?
finals went fine. ai gotted awl As an wun B- which is bettr tahn ai ever thot possibul considerin hoaw horribull aize ben dis semestr.
aize jus been sleepin a lawt tehse last few weeks- so ai show up an reed, but fawl asleep after reedin…
ai alsoe had a bit uv trubble findin teh munnees to pay foar mai summer klass- iz eezee, but is rekwired an xspensive. aim awl gudd naow, no moar kryin aneetaim nebuddee luuks at me oar aks a kweshchun.
tahnks foar askin.
college can be teh berry stressful, ai fink. ai had tew take dis semester off… wuz sad cuz ai wanted to be wif mai frends and be in teh washingmachine DC, but was awlso necessary sew taht ai can feel awl better an happytail to go back to skool in teh fall. Is election time and us politigeeks in DC doan want to miss it! (Awlso, in jamuary dere will be teh inauguration which meens teh inaugural balls and teh pretty dresses!!!! yay!)
prittee dresses yay! ai wish ai had sum fun peeps to go prettee dress windo shoppin wif, but awl mai frenz is 2 busee oar doant hav kars (an teh publick transpertashun here is nawt so gud foar goin much uv neware besides skool).
…
aime lukke tho, kuz mai dad werks bai teh college an so even after ai moves hoam foar teh summr, ai kin still get to klass an werk.
ai wud moas deffinitely go windo shopping wif yew for teh pritty dresses! Wud be sew much fun!!!!
oh! sillee mee! ai forgotted:
GUD JOB AWN YUR EGGSELLENT GRAYDES!!1!! I wud be berry berry eggsited too!!!
Ohhhh, kitsurenia. Grate job with the A’s and B. Is the awesomeness!!!!
Ai am in teh collidge tu except this time iz for a secund career. Ai am tired of furst job. Anyways, ai unnerstands can be difficult but u are coming out on top!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ai admyrzez teh peepz hoo iz willin tew werk hard enuff tew get teh graydes. Ai awlwais hadd teh hoamwerk allurjiez….
Wh00t!!Wh00t!!
Eggsellent results kitsunerina
Yoo haz dun teh brillyunt coping wiv ebbreefing.Yoo shud be berree prowd ob yawsef.
I haz a biig happitayl fur yoo
Yew whir fabumouse, kitsunerina!!! Sew glad yew haev yore summer klass awl fundid nao. Strezz iz nawt sew gud fur stoodentz oar ovver livN tihngs! Njoi yer Nawt Hard klaz. (An giev Dad beeg hug N shofurz liesenz fur Fodderz Dae.)
{{{Ohai Tidmum!}}}
thank yu awl foar yor support- ai kudnt hav dun it wifowt mai cheezfrenz an noing that tehy is alweyz wishin teh bestest foar me.
{{{{{{{{{tidmum, smom,floofiekittehs, kafleen2, dimundkitteh, auntee janet, klolzz, teho, stend, leeza, cweenmj, an awl teh rest uv yu}}}}}}}}}}
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PS> taht showfurz lyesenze sownds liek a gud idea!
{{{Kit n Dad}}}
but… but that’s his actual fur…
sereeusslee? no wey… ;P
drivin troo teh smogz dey defnitly be “ridin dirty!”
poar jokes I no. Cudn resist!
Nawt dat ai no much bout birdz butz ai uzed tooz hav sparrrows wuld bild nests in da roof an deh babees alwayz falls and die. Last tim ai goez to vet and he sayz. Grind up cat food in coffee grinder and mix with water. If the bird is healthy it will eat the food if you hold it up to it with tweezers. Wuz sew cool as bebbees so liddle haz no feavers wuz sew cool tooz see dem develop. Both babbees ventually fly way on der own. 1 left permanaty wen nawt second releesed. #2 wuld cum bak seberal timez en deh dai. I keeped dem in a kitteh travel cart (small) de bird wuld wait fer me on deh power line den comz down tooz eatz. 1 neighbor seez diz an faught ai wuz like super special dat teh birdz wuld cum down and sitz wit me.
Tank u London. Ai have plentee ob cat kibble. Dis is gud idea adn simple tu. Ai will definitlee trie it!!!!!
Tank U sew much!!!
Ai’s wishin yuz de bestest wif de birdee. Ai am sorree bout de bad tornado. If ai wuz en yurz area Ai wuld helpz wif da cleanup. Take de bestest cair of yurself. Wee keepin yu in our foughts an deh prayerz.
Diz comment wuz supposd tooz go upz wif deh 3floofiekittehz.
Ai might hav tooz refink mai compassion onz deh trollz interferrin wayz. :nuetral:
Nebbermind. It’z heer! Makin meez feline liek partz of de fambily I guezz. Wurdpress eben tellz meez ai postin tooz fast.
Ai foundz it London!!! Tank u sew much!!!!!!!
…and rollin’ dey eyes ‘cuz I’m so white ‘n nerdy…
Weird Al ref FTW!
OHai eberybuddy, is me, SJ, but ai had to enter teh witless perteckshun programm to escape teh pleh abatar. So, plz say byebye to SJ and OHai to martoonie! An does u like mai noo abatar – teh pink martoonie – most kindly maded for me by mai good fren Kafleen teh donkey! Isn’t it purty! Fank yoo Kafleen, u is a star!!!
Obveyussly we must cellybrate wiv teh martoonies! How bout
Apple martoonies
Bananana martoonies
Chilled martoonies
D….
dansin martooonies
elefant-sized martoonies
fancee martoonies wif chocklit an umberellas
ohai Martoonie!! U luk a littul like a Cosmo! mmmmmm
Green olive martoonie
Heavlee choklit martoonie
Icee cold dirty martoonie
Jin added extra martoonie
Kahula martoonie
Lemmun martoonie
M..
MARTOONIE MARTOONIE!!!
Nudder martoonie
Orriginul martoonie
P..
Pink martoonie
Qwik martoonie
Red martoonie
S…
SJ’s martoonie
Toffee martoonie
Umberella in mai martoonie
V..
Verri tastee martoonie
Wunnerfully gud martoonie
Xtry speshul SJ martoonie
Y…
he he fank u Lucy
Y nawt has anudder martoonie
Zebra martoonie (hey if they don’t exist, they should).
Zebra martoonees to go wiv teh zebra bikkits Ai maeded yu?
Oh, SJ!
I meen martoonie!
It DOO look nice!
Tanks u furr teh recugnishun!
I find this picture very insulting to all my troll brothers. WE WILL DOMINATE TEH WEBZ!!!!!!111!!!!!!! U WIL PERISH!!!!!1!!!!1111!!! OMGWTFBBQH4X!!!!!
SoOn AlL YoUr PoStS WiLl LoOk LiKe ThIs
Or ai wil h4x n2 ur komp n ur stuf wil sownd liek dis.
I wil pwn u n00bs.
Yoo muzt admit dat teh trollz seemz tooz bee happytail wif der lives here.
hoaw can tehy be happeetale if tehy has no tales?
Well wee uzed tooz gib dem dah ponie tailz.
Ai meenz tooz pullz deh hair bak an putz in mubber bandz.
Ai wuz finkin nex question wuld be; isn’t dat trollz liek tooz tak deh ponies tales an gib dem tooz deh trollz. 
ai wanna be a noob!
heer wii ar nao trloling tew teh souf sied
Ai pic up mai frenz an wii hoep wii woan dye
ryed awl night, ryed fru teh ceiling and teh bazemint…
Moby FTW!!
Dese nawt reel trolls, doh – dems smylling!
Ai wuz tinkin dey seemd kine ov happeetail. At deh leest pretie cowntent wif der lief and der wurkz.
Heck, dese ar jes babbeh troll dollees; dere jes foar decoramashun & displaiy;
Tehy wil nebber bees nastee, oar criteecul, oar aurgumintatib, oar cumbateetiv;
oanley laff alla tiem adn luuk sillee!!
(Reel trolls bees kwite differunt; rlly redonedant foar meh tu menshun tihs)
CKK – I finks yoo is rite. These ar nawt bad trollies. Luk at hao kyoot ther hayrs ar – just blowin in teh wind! An ther nekkid littel bellies wif theyr belleh buttuns showing (if they *has* enny belleh buttuns, that iz). *gigglol* Oh wayt, therz Gramma Troll up frunt wayrin akshual klothes. Aw, itz justa troll fambly, owt fur an owting! Or mebbe a troll commune, lukkin fur a new playce to . . . well, commune . . .
ai…ai finks dese awr care trolls adn nawt meen trolls, maebee?
I neber sawed so manee trolls in wun plays befoar!
Dese trollz are inna play???
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Mebbe ICHC: Teh Musikal?
oh auntee janet! Kafleen2 has a kweshchun foar yu!
hoaws teh produckshun goin? wen ar oddishuns? r thare oddishuns? ai dont oddishun veree well…
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oh, an kafleen, hoaw do yu feel abowt being wun uv teh dansin girls? wif big floofee dresses and pritee fans and stuff?
ai like teh dansin and ai like the dresses and danses are AWLWAYS better wif the fans! Srsly. Ai’m in!!!!
teh trollz… Dey invaded mah relm….dey r ebilz. Aniwun rememr ralita teh spanglish troll? Ebil. teh grate invasun ov ‘08. neva furgit.
and teh trolls dat get hated? Ic trolls dat hate. Dey most ebil, lowerin other kitteh’s self estim.
st. camercamel drove trolls out ov relm, but nao dey back.
If aniwun undurstand wun wurd i sed heer, U gets slamma prize.
I unnurstood all teh wurds butt teh slamma part.
DIs prize bee a good or BAD prize?
dis slamma bidness, it not sown so good…. speshullee if it bee a place…
OMG dat iz a LOT of TROLLZ!!!!!!!!!!!! 8.
seen this…cape cod…or 95 N somewhere. know its the boston area. same car, same dumb trolls.
omg, this is THE BEST caption EVER!!
patroolin, dey tryin ta cach us ridin dirteh’
Hay dat cud b a gud dailykos piccie!
i lik dailykos!
yes imma librul but whoo carez?!
The guy who ownz dis kar probably cn has no lief.