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  1. leeza-b says:

    Monorail trolls!! :shock:

  2. Maus says:

    Windsurfing!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      MAY AI HAVE YUR ATTEHSHUN PLEEZ

      We ar having a partee to welcom ar deer Mary O’ Spockn hoem frum Peru!!!

      DATE: Wednesday, 14 May 08.
      TIME: 6AM ICHC time/aka teh Third Pikchure ov teh Day/aka 12 Noon EST
      PLACE: RITE HEER!!
      DRESS: Casual

      Bring cards oar refreshments (potluck) – or just yurselves. Awl ar welcome!!!
      And bring sum smilez. ;)

      • leeza-b says:

        Wll we be racing to tell her welcum back? :cool:

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          No!! Just a partee. :D But nebber feer, deer leeza-b. We will be having moar rayces.

          They were spectacularlee successful an ebreewun had SUCH a gud time!!

  3. booklion says:

    A hole army ov billy goats gruff needed to stop dese trolls frum goin ober teh bridge!

  4. lolnascar says:

    Trollin, trollin, trollin
    Keep dat wagon rollin
    Rawrhide!

  5. Sakee says:

    Pleh, trollz!

  6. Wolverine Girl says:

    We iz on ur bord, bein trollz.

    (Oar shood dat be trlolz?)

  7. Divvy says:

    omgz. i crai wiv laffing.

  8. rodney dill says:

    Boy its nice out.
    Yes, I think you ought to leave it out.

  9. gremlin says:

    *sings in best Tina-Turner-esque voyce*

    Trollin! Trollin! Trollin on teh river!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSZjmBKHw_I&feature=related

    • Ambercat says:

      Trollin’ trollin’ trollin’
      Tho teh bus is rollin’
      Keep tehm goggies trollin’, rawhyd

      Rayn an wind an wevver
      Hell bent for levver
      Wishing… my gurl wus bai mai syd
      Awl teh fings I’m missin’
      Snorgle, schmoos and kissin’
      Are wayting at teh end ob mai ryd

      Moov ‘em awn, – hed ‘em up -
      Hed ‘em up, – moov ‘em awn -
      Moov ‘em awn, – hed ‘em up -
      Rawhyd
      Cut ‘em owt, – ryd ‘em in -
      Ryd ‘em in, – cut ‘em owt -
      Cut ‘em out
      Ryd ‘em in rawhyd…!

      • martoonie says:

        Blues Brothers ref FTW!!

        (ai can kwote just abowt dat hole film – mai bowndless memry for unimportant fings, let me show u it)

        • Ambercat says:

          Aw yus, it wus owr shaired (grassy)knoll edge ob ebery werd ob taht fillum taht maed us reelize we is akchully teh saym purrson – oar taht yu dayted mai brudder!

      • Tucatsu says:

        A kwestion from the dept. of irrelevancee:

        Anybodee memember a komershall (Sooper Bowl?) of a buncha macho cowbois herding kittehs? Waz teh funnee. Iz on innertubes somewheres? Not so good at searching, actuallee . . .

  10. doctorcat says:

    Saint Patrick drivin teh trolls out of Ireland?

  11. rhsb says:

    Da wind dun bloed there cloze off!
    .
    .
    Mai eyz! Mai eyz!

  12. trtskh says:

    haterashun, u haz it

  13. 3floofiekittehs says:

    Hey everybody
    I am hoping to get some advice from a bird expert, bird lover, vet tech, vet , or anyone in general. I have taken in a baby blue jay and don’t quite know what to do with it. I know this site is for the kittehs – but maybe someone will be willing to share some info with me. Here’s the story (I’ll try to make it short):

    Sunday morning we survived a tornado. Family is safe and house is in good shape. We lost about 50-60 trees on the property which gives us a sad but is the least of our worries. Anyway, I found a baby blue jay- appears to be near fledgling stage- no parents anywhere to be found. I have been feeding it suet cake and grubs but I don’t really know how often to feed it. Does anyone know?
    Our electricity was just restored this morning but we can’t get out of the neighborhood yet- roads still blocked with many trees. So this morning I have been scouring the internet for any info on bird care that I can find. I have called local vets and some wildlife people but everyone is reluctant to help over the phone and ofcourse we cannot get to any offices in town.
    I have the impression that it is unlikely the bird will survive but I would like to try and help. At least it gives me a positive focus in the face of the massive cleanup that we will soon undergo.
    Any basic bird care advice would be appreciated. If anyone can help, I am willing to give my IRL email address if it would be a more appropriate place to communicate.
    Thanks everybody! Sorry to take up so much space and distract from the ICHC fun.
    P.S. it is wonderful to be back at ICHC in the aftermath of our troubles!!!!!!1!!!!!!

    • sew sorry dat ai duz nawt have anee advice foar yew, but ai did want to sai ohai and ai am sew glad dat yew and ur fambly is okies!! Yew nebber need to apologize for takin up teh space!!! Cheezpeeps are always happee to halp… and we is espeshully happy dat yew is safe from the meen tornado!
      {{{{{3floofiekittehs}}}}}

    • booklion says:

      I dunt kno bout birdies, eether, but
      just want to say glad yu r safe n surbibed
      teh tornado.
      Gud luk wif teh birdie, n wif
      teh pleh cleenup.
      do you haz tentnus shots up-to-date?
      Can be toxic pleh in teh clean up.

      • 3floofiekittehs says:

        tanks ktnf and booklion!!!!!!!!1
        It iz gud tu heere teh enkuraging wurds!!!!
        Adn yesh, teh medykul stuffz is up tu date B4 teh pleh cleenup coe minces.
        * iz difficult tu tipe wid one hand when udder hand iz holdin sweet burdie away frum berry kurius 3floofiekittehs!!!!!!!!1!!!Teh katz habn’t tryd tu hurtz burdie butz dey luk adn luk adn sniff adn sniff!!!!

        • kittehs will b kittehs!!
          .
          wut a brave new world tihs burdy has fownd!

        • smammie says:

          Non-lol-speak:

          Try hard boiled egg-yolks, mushed through a sieve and very small earth worms ( not mushed, wiggly) if you can find some. Try not to over cook the yolks, they should be damp..I guess add a drop of water if they aren’t. This works for some birds, but the success rate is never high, sorry. Bouncing out of nests does internal damage most of the time. Jays are fighters, so good luck is with you.

    • leeza-b says:

      glad u r OK!!
      There was an article in our local paper recently… mostly what they said was that even if the bird seems abandoned, the parents are usually nearby, and to leave the bird alone and watch from a distance. If you’ve had it in for a while though it might be too late for that.
      Here is a link to our local wildlife rehab organization, that may be able to give you advice:
      http://www.arcwildlife.org/index.htm
      Good luck with your bebbeh blue jay! I have some nesting in my holly bush. They’re interesting birds!!

      • 3floofiekittehs says:

        tanks leeza b! Ai will reedz tat artikul! We left the bird alone but watched closely for a day and a half- it cried and cried- but no parents anywhere. We lost so many trees that we don’t even know where the baby came frum.
        Ai am off tu reed teh artikul – tanks agin!

        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

          The advice to leave baby birds alone for their parents is good, but a tornado could easily disturb things too much for that to work. It sounds like you are doing good. Jays are corvids (same family as crows, magpies) and so they eat lots of different stuff. As for how often to feed it, it will probably let you know the answer, and the answer will probably be “now, right now !!!”.
          .
          Good luck with it. If it is really close to fledging, it might survive.

          • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

            btw, you might want to try a little bit of gushifud.

            • Sew happy yew are saef 3floofeekittehz! Iz hard tew bii Polleeanna-ish wif haf o’yer yard uprootid, but yew haz perkee owtlurk. {{{Iz half teh baddle}}}

              Ai tihnk Pd’B iz rite bowt bof yew dewN gud jawb and teh gushifud. Unlez yew haev noe prawblem wif wurmz in yer fudproseszor…. pleh.

              • jamamakitty says:

                oh hai SMOM! ai seed up above dat yew mentioned yr in the PNW…….. jus wherbouts? ai am in teh Renton/Kent/Auburn area…………. werk in Renton, lib in Auburn………… iz we naybors???

                • Ai IZ yore naybor, but it iz a looong driev croz teh dezert an ovr teh
                  Caskadades (foar mii, reverze taht foar yew) az Ai am N Hideehoe. Ai goe tew teh U of I n Moosecow.

                  Ai haev bin tew Seatac sebberal tiemz, but nebber got tew exploar annyy whar but Seeaddle prop-purr. Ai lurves teh Chai kneez rest ow rawnt @ Pike’s Markutt.

                  • kitsunerina says:

                    yu is in teh state uv potatoes and sheepkreeschures? aim in kollidge kentral utah.

                    • Vry kewl tew noe wii ar awl nayborz!!
                      Wii doan haev teh tatorz ore sheepz up heer inda panned handal, but wii haz maneee akerz of weet, peez, lintellz and teh odd canoila feeld. Lurks liek Teletubby land… mine-us teh bunniez n flourz.
                      (Ore yew can face East an haev lubbly mowntainz, mai prefrens, let mii show yew.)
                      Ai had soem grate explorz in Canyonlands NP, hao fur ar yew frum Moab?

                      • jamamakitty says:

                        teh Moab area is teh beautimus!!

                      • kitsunerina says:

                        college central- utah valley- BYU and UVU (and a lawt uv uther liddle colliges) r wifin 10 miles uv eech uther. deres lawts uv collig stoodents, mowntens, a lake, an no parkin during teh skool yeer.
                        ai luvs moab- I spent mennee a vacashun drivin thru thare.

                        an telletubbe land sownds liek a perfeckt descripshun uv moast uv ideehoe, minus teh stelth ninja attack sheep (disgaised as bales uv hay- mum got bored last taim we visited grate-gramma)

                        • LOL Ai wheel wahch tohse bales uv hey moar clozely tihs yeer!!

                          Wii ar set oop liek yew! Wazzu (WSU) n UI ar ‘bowt 10 minz part. Ai lurve teh rurall settN. (wii doan haev mutch parken durrN teh skool yeer vivver!)

                          Ai haev onlee droev thru teh College Central area wunce, but Ai fly obber it lezt twice a yeer. Dew yew feel manee erfquakers? Taht Wasatch frunt iz reelee aweNspirin!! (Mai jeeollygee geekinez, lemme show ebberywun.)

                  • altosinger says:

                    An ai bee in Sentrul Wash—neer Yakima. Mai hubby iz teh Barbershopper—wuz singin wif teh noo korus neer Moscow a cupple weakz aggoe. Tehy hadda bunsh ob gest koruses inn tew halp wif teh Nawt-Secund show. Hee sed it wuz teh BIG fun, an lawts ob win!

                    • O Ai wud hab lubbed tew sii tehm!! Ai haev lurved Barbrrshop quarts, quints (an pints?) sinz Schnookrmunz Faymouse Pig!

                      Ai haev staed in Yakima! Wii had plaed tew loooong @ MtStHellyuns & Ai wuz tew sleepee tew driev awl teh wai hoem.

                      Whale nao, wii haev WA, UT, ID… cween iz stayN in OR… Ai beleaf wii haz teh maykins foar Wun Big Partay soemdae!!

          • 3floofiekittehs says:

            yes indeed. That little bird is yelling “feed me” quite often. So I do.

      • 3floofiekittehs says:

        Tank u leeza b and PdB
        The cat food advice is right on target. Thanks to leeza B’s link, I was able to quickly contact an organization here in Georgia. They gave me a very prompt reply and now I have hope/encouragment!
        Thank’s everybody!!!!!!

  14. matt says:

    yes… yes dey is….

  15. teho says:

    Oh now this is just silly.
    Stop this at once.

    • kitsunerina says:

      sez whu?

      an whai r yu warin a flooffee orange wig? did we run owtta troll masks?

      • o hai kitsunerina! Ai axed yesturdy, but ai fink yew had tew go byebye. Does ai ‘member korectly dat yew are in teh college? How did finals go?

        • kitsunerina says:

          finals went fine. ai gotted awl As an wun B- which is bettr tahn ai ever thot possibul considerin hoaw horribull aize ben dis semestr.
          aize jus been sleepin a lawt tehse last few weeks- so ai show up an reed, but fawl asleep after reedin…
          ai alsoe had a bit uv trubble findin teh munnees to pay foar mai summer klass- iz eezee, but is rekwired an xspensive. aim awl gudd naow, no moar kryin aneetaim nebuddee luuks at me oar aks a kweshchun.
          tahnks foar askin.

          • college can be teh berry stressful, ai fink. ai had tew take dis semester off… wuz sad cuz ai wanted to be wif mai frends and be in teh washingmachine DC, but was awlso necessary sew taht ai can feel awl better an happytail to go back to skool in teh fall. Is election time and us politigeeks in DC doan want to miss it! (Awlso, in jamuary dere will be teh inauguration which meens teh inaugural balls and teh pretty dresses!!!! yay!)

            • kitsunerina says:

              prittee dresses yay! ai wish ai had sum fun peeps to go prettee dress windo shoppin wif, but awl mai frenz is 2 busee oar doant hav kars (an teh publick transpertashun here is nawt so gud foar goin much uv neware besides skool).

              aime lukke tho, kuz mai dad werks bai teh college an so even after ai moves hoam foar teh summr, ai kin still get to klass an werk.

          • oh! sillee mee! ai forgotted:
            GUD JOB AWN YUR EGGSELLENT GRAYDES!!1!! I wud be berry berry eggsited too!!!

            • 3floofiekittehs says:

              Ohhhh, kitsurenia. Grate job with the A’s and B. Is the awesomeness!!!!
              Ai am in teh collidge tu except this time iz for a secund career. Ai am tired of furst job. Anyways, ai unnerstands can be difficult but u are coming out on top!!!!!!!!!!!!

            • altosinger says:

              Ai admyrzez teh peepz hoo iz willin tew werk hard enuff tew get teh graydes. Ai awlwais hadd teh hoamwerk allurjiez….

          • tidmum says:

            Wh00t!!Wh00t!!
            Eggsellent results kitsunerina :grin:
            Yoo haz dun teh brillyunt coping wiv ebbreefing.Yoo shud be berree prowd ob yawsef.
            I haz a biig happitayl fur yoo

            • Yew whir fabumouse, kitsunerina!!! Sew glad yew haev yore summer klass awl fundid nao. Strezz iz nawt sew gud fur stoodentz oar ovver livN tihngs! Njoi yer Nawt Hard klaz. (An giev Dad beeg hug N shofurz liesenz fur Fodderz Dae.)

              {{{Ohai Tidmum!}}}

              • kitsunerina says:

                thank yu awl foar yor support- ai kudnt hav dun it wifowt mai cheezfrenz an noing that tehy is alweyz wishin teh bestest foar me.
                {{{{{{{{{tidmum, smom,floofiekittehs, kafleen2, dimundkitteh, auntee janet, klolzz, teho, stend, leeza, cweenmj, an awl teh rest uv yu}}}}}}}}}}
                .
                PS> taht showfurz lyesenze sownds liek a gud idea!

      • teho says:

        but… but that’s his actual fur…

  16. smacky says:

    drivin troo teh smogz dey defnitly be “ridin dirty!”

    poar jokes I no. Cudn resist!

  17. London says:

    Nawt dat ai no much bout birdz butz ai uzed tooz hav sparrrows wuld bild nests in da roof an deh babees alwayz falls and die. Last tim ai goez to vet and he sayz. Grind up cat food in coffee grinder and mix with water. If the bird is healthy it will eat the food if you hold it up to it with tweezers. Wuz sew cool as bebbees so liddle haz no feavers wuz sew cool tooz see dem develop. Both babbees ventually fly way on der own. 1 left permanaty wen nawt second releesed. #2 wuld cum bak seberal timez en deh dai. I keeped dem in a kitteh travel cart (small) de bird wuld wait fer me on deh power line den comz down tooz eatz. 1 neighbor seez diz an faught ai wuz like super special dat teh birdz wuld cum down and sitz wit me.

    • 3floofiekittehs says:

      Tank u London. Ai have plentee ob cat kibble. Dis is gud idea adn simple tu. Ai will definitlee trie it!!!!!
      Tank U sew much!!!

      • London says:

        Ai’s wishin yuz de bestest wif de birdee. Ai am sorree bout de bad tornado. If ai wuz en yurz area Ai wuld helpz wif da cleanup. Take de bestest cair of yurself. Wee keepin yu in our foughts an deh prayerz. :)

        • London says:

          Diz comment wuz supposd tooz go upz wif deh 3floofiekittehz. :?: Ai might hav tooz refink mai compassion onz deh trollz interferrin wayz. :nuetral:

  18. Derek says:

    …and rollin’ dey eyes ‘cuz I’m so white ‘n nerdy…

  19. martoonie says:

    OHai eberybuddy, is me, SJ, but ai had to enter teh witless perteckshun programm to escape teh pleh abatar. So, plz say byebye to SJ and OHai to martoonie! An does u like mai noo abatar – teh pink martoonie – most kindly maded for me by mai good fren Kafleen teh donkey! Isn’t it purty! Fank yoo Kafleen, u is a star!!!

    Obveyussly we must cellybrate wiv teh martoonies! How bout

    Apple martoonies
    Bananana martoonies
    Chilled martoonies
    D….

  20. Patrick says:

    I find this picture very insulting to all my troll brothers. WE WILL DOMINATE TEH WEBZ!!!!!!111!!!!!!! U WIL PERISH!!!!!1!!!!1111!!! OMGWTFBBQH4X!!!!!

    SoOn AlL YoUr PoStS WiLl LoOk LiKe ThIs

    Or ai wil h4x n2 ur komp n ur stuf wil sownd liek dis.

    I wil pwn u n00bs.

  21. 4point5kittehs says:

    Dese nawt reel trolls, doh – dems smylling!

    • London says:

      Ai wuz tinkin dey seemd kine ov happeetail. At deh leest pretie cowntent wif der lief and der wurkz. :)

  22. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Heck, dese ar jes babbeh troll dollees; dere jes foar decoramashun & displaiy;

    Tehy wil nebber bees nastee, oar criteecul, oar aurgumintatib, oar cumbateetiv;
    oanley laff alla tiem adn luuk sillee!!

    (Reel trolls bees kwite differunt; rlly redonedant foar meh tu menshun tihs)

    • gremlin says:

      CKK – I finks yoo is rite. These ar nawt bad trollies. Luk at hao kyoot ther hayrs ar – just blowin in teh wind! An ther nekkid littel bellies wif theyr belleh buttuns showing (if they *has* enny belleh buttuns, that iz). *gigglol* Oh wayt, therz Gramma Troll up frunt wayrin akshual klothes. Aw, itz justa troll fambly, owt fur an owting! Or mebbe a troll commune, lukkin fur a new playce to . . . well, commune . . .

  23. Lucy Pevensie says:

    ai…ai finks dese awr care trolls adn nawt meen trolls, maebee?

  24. woodchuck says:

    I neber sawed so manee trolls in wun plays befoar!

  25. lolkitteh says:

    teh trollz… Dey invaded mah relm….dey r ebilz. Aniwun rememr ralita teh spanglish troll? Ebil. teh grate invasun ov ‘08. neva furgit.

    and teh trolls dat get hated? Ic trolls dat hate. Dey most ebil, lowerin other kitteh’s self estim.

    st. camercamel drove trolls out ov relm, but nao dey back.

    If aniwun undurstand wun wurd i sed heer, U gets slamma prize.

    • kafleen says:

      I unnurstood all teh wurds butt teh slamma part.

      DIs prize bee a good or BAD prize? :lol:

      dis slamma bidness, it not sown so good…. speshullee if it bee a place…

  26. Nala says:

    OMG dat iz a LOT of TROLLZ!!!!!!!!!!!! 8.

  27. jill says:

    seen this…cape cod…or 95 N somewhere. know its the boston area. same car, same dumb trolls.

  28. sjanz says:

    omg, this is THE BEST caption EVER!!

  29. Skittle says:

    patroolin, dey tryin ta cach us ridin dirteh’

  30. Hay dat cud b a gud dailykos piccie!
    i lik dailykos!
    yes imma librul but whoo carez?!

  31. Gretgor says:

    The guy who ownz dis kar probably cn has no lief.



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