in teh Beginning, ceilin cat
in teh Beginning, ceilin cat n basement cat wur BFF
u shud keep ur frendz close and enemees closer.
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jess, dey weeer liek brudders
2 badd basemint cat diddnt wunna plai nyce
him wunned alla toys fuurrr selff
den basemint cat got sent bk tew teh basemint wib no tois, an seeling cat went tew de hiyur place were it lewks after aaawwwll teh lil kitteh kats!
Hai Jimmba. May ai hang this poster heer bai yoo??
MAY AI HAVE YUR ATTEHSHUN PLEEZ
We ar having a partee to welcom ar deer Mary O’ Spockn hoem frum Peru!!!
DATE: Wednesday, 14 May 08.
TIME: 6AM ICHC time/aka teh Third Pikchure ov teh Day/aka 12 Noon EST
PLACE: RITE HEER!!
DRESS: Casual
Bring cards oar refreshments (potluck) - or just yurselves. Awl ar welcome!!!
And bring sum smilez.
no no, you sees dat all teh toys accumalate in teh basemint acuz of grabbity! you is never has seen all teh toyses falling down teh stares to teh basemint? Basemint cat haz it good, Ceiling cat no has any toys!
N nao him wantz ebberybuddy to bee awl
grabby paws greedee liek him, n nawt shaar
oar B kind 2 felloo kittehs
basemint kitteh setz bad exampul
Dats wat dey WAN u to fink. Reelee Basment Cat jus beleevz in indepen. . . indipin. . . bein urself. Ceilin Cat is conformizt.
Ai tihnk wuht happun is CC and BC wur 1 untill GRABBITY wus happun. CC is gudness wif lite adn floofy, but BC is ebil adn dark adn dens (liek a gud chawklit caek). So BC fell 2 baisemunt wehn grabbity happun.
deys wus all happee floofee paw holdin an stoof furst? an den teh grabbity splitted dems up? das not nyce ob it
fit wuz grabbity, grbbity wur inwneted bye CC, sins he maded da
urfs. so twos ohl teh CC follt. he betwaid hiz fwend.
So Baisment Cat fites back wif centriff…sentriffu….sentrifoo….taht fors taht maeks u stand. Ai feelz so bad fur teh Betwaid BC. Ai throaw him a kittehnip toy daown teh starez.
Liek planutaree differentiation, Marmot?
(blyndid mii wif sigh antz!)
Yup, Ai gess itz liek ‘planutaree differentiation.’ Shur. Taht saounds gud adn sigh antific.
SWEET MOTHER OF MARS! Did u noes tehre’s a bug on ur abatar?!!1! Lemme brush it awf. *brush brush, brush brush* It doan’t kum awf. Sum Win Decks mite wurk. *spritz spritz* Noap. Itz stuk on tehre reel gud.
MAI AYEZ!!!!!
*runs off giggling, thinks better of it, wanders back*
Ai saruh marmot twist… wunze awn Bear Butte in SD (anna professor sez “they brake intew yor camp an eetz teh leathr shoolaysiz) an wunst @ Yellersoen. Thems mutch biggr IRL tahn Ai spected!!
Frum wuht Ai reed, marmots is jes liek groun hawgs. Mebbe eyedenticle.
BTW, Ai do nawt eet shoolaysiz.
*whew*
Ai puttid awn mai nawt levver sandolls jest in kase.
(ebben grownd hawgs ar big, wuz sum bii teh kreek… “hmm hoo lost a bamlee ob fat doxie-bassit mix goggiez? Krikee, tehy kin sit rite up, doan tehy!!”)
iz troo, Steroid!!
I fink baesmint kat bees kind 2 fello kitiz, but iz moar laik “heer, naiss lil kitn, tryz dis nip!!”
Hao deed yur lazt finyl goe, Elfi??
What are marijuana tablets??
(Meen gurls, nebuddy?)
Dr. Feel Gud Cat = Hedonist Cat = Basement Cat?
Sounds liek a partee in teh Nawty Barn.
Many people forget that a basement and an attic are pretty similar.
how so? teh layers uv insulashun leekin owtta teh walls, teh spiders, teh piles ov boxes uv stuff dat sumhow seems to gro kuz nobuddy noes whuts in it oar ware teh boxes cum frum, teh lares uv teh teenage kittehs an hyoomens, teh presints santyklaws is storin until krismuss, …. hmm, yu mey has a poynte thare.
As aour gud frend Zhawn Pall Sartruh remainds us, “Baisement iz uther kittehs.”
Hmmm, INO bowt dat. Basemunt Qat has control ober heat, water, an electrics. Ceiling qat controls luggij, chrifmuf ordimunts, stereo boxes, and owtgrowed kidz cloves. I’d be incline to make peace wiff basemunt qat.
SOL!!!!
Yew AR heer!
*happytayl dancin*
O wayte, dew Ai haev tayl nao? Imma bug….
*Flits round haplee*
its longcat and tacgnol
ur not doing it rite!
Yin and Yang
U r doin it rite
Bizarro world encounter
Yep, for unze, it realwy is blak adn whitez.
Untill Tabbee Kitteh wuz inbented as teh Gud-Ebil Haibrid.
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Yesh, I bleeve teh original Ceiling Cat wuz tabby. Him was more judgmental den. I can’t find teh pic, tho.
NEbuddy?
ai posted a linkee… but werdpress eeted it. ai will wait an hope it shows up
http://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=ebay+cat
jest poot teh kee werds in de surch boks an U git ‘em.
tabbeez r gud-ebil haibrid? best uv boff werlds then, kuz ai luvs dem teh moastest.
Ai lurv tabbeez moast 2. Pls doan’t tell mai 2 kittehs, tho. Tehy is nawt tabbeez. Ai suppoaz Ai cud sprae paent tehm.
Yin and yang got sepurraded. Une went to bazmen, one wend tu ceeilin
Teh Way simplee wuz, afore it wuz evar naemd,
Frum its naeming, teh oppozitz eve olvd,
GivN ryez tew phree dee-vizhuns, (teh blak, teh whyte, teh tabbie)
and tehn tew naemz abunnydant.
When will the originality come back?
No more ceiling cat. No more bukkit. Someone. I beg you. Do something that isn’t a play on something else.
ohai, DAAAAAAAnE,
I see teh next pic wuz tooked at ur fambly reunion. . .
lulz snap… bring on teh running jokes, as long as dey be witty!
DoctorCat has a PhD in “OH SNAP”
Butt we is bilding a miffologee heer!
intertube memes, ur doin’ it ‘rong!
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Internet memes MUST be referential, otherwise they aren’t a “meme.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat
This begs the question: “What DID happen to the originality?”
I will dare to attempt an answer: Memes don’t burst onto the scene with sudden originality, they gain currency by repetition with variation. And there is the key. Like the musical composition form of the fugue, memes benefit from evolutionary change layered with frequent repetition.
I apologize for this unseemly burst of analytical thought, and do hereby relinquish this channel to the usual lolling about.
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@@@@@! Lykes dis essay.
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indeed!
*claps little insect hands together*
Whale spoke!
Fank u fur taht, Zipper. Heer, has sum cheezburgers. @@@@. O wate…let me be orijinul: Heer, Zipper: has sum…sum….dollurz. $$$$ No, wate, nawt orijinul enuf. Heer, Zipper: has sum Pikasso ize: %%%%
pika sew
Wate…pikas doan’t sew. Tehy cant hoald sewing needl or fred teh needl.
Pika nit?
Ai bet pikachew culd poewr a ‘lectric so&mackHine.
“DAAAAAAAnE”? As in Dane Cook? Could this explain why you seem to automatically equate “originality” with “wit”?
So then, no humor that plays off the Bible can be “original”? No Gospel According to Kitty? Fine, I’ll accept that. What would you suggest instead?
Count your blessings, little troll. It could’ve been “YING YANG — UR DOIN IT RONG!”
Hey! YING YANG — UR DOIN IT RONG!” Ai laik dat!
*facepaw*
Whoo glood teh kittehs 2 teh ceelin? Joo gunna getz a spank!!
Dun wurry, woozled. Teh kittehs is reely on teh floor. Sumbuddy turnded teh pic upside down.
How soons teh fogets Ceilin Cats tru natur … Ceilin Cat is Ornge!
Amen!!!