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in teh Beginning, ceilin cat n basement cat wur BFF

u shud keep ur frendz close and enemees closer.

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  1. GeeNeeZcatz says:

    jess, dey weeer liek brudders

    • GeeNeeZcatz says:

      2 badd basemint cat diddnt wunna plai nyce
      him wunned alla toys fuurrr selff

      • Jimmba says:

        den basemint cat got sent bk tew teh basemint wib no tois, an seeling cat went tew de hiyur place were it lewks after aaawwwll teh lil kitteh kats!

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Hai Jimmba. May ai hang this poster heer bai yoo?? :)

          MAY AI HAVE YUR ATTEHSHUN PLEEZ

          We ar having a partee to welcom ar deer Mary O’ Spockn hoem frum Peru!!!

          DATE: Wednesday, 14 May 08.
          TIME: 6AM ICHC time/aka teh Third Pikchure ov teh Day/aka 12 Noon EST
          PLACE: RITE HEER!!
          DRESS: Casual

          Bring cards oar refreshments (potluck) – or just yurselves. Awl ar welcome!!!
          And bring sum smilez. ;)

        • catgrrl says:

          no no, you sees dat all teh toys accumalate in teh basemint acuz of grabbity! you is never has seen all teh toyses falling down teh stares to teh basemint? Basemint cat haz it good, Ceiling cat no has any toys!

      • GeeNeeZcatz says:

        N nao him wantz ebberybuddy to bee awl
        grabby paws greedee liek him, n nawt shaar
        oar B kind 2 felloo kittehs

    • nige says:

      Many people forget that a basement and an attic are pretty similar.

      • kitsunerina says:

        how so? teh layers uv insulashun leekin owtta teh walls, teh spiders, teh piles ov boxes uv stuff dat sumhow seems to gro kuz nobuddy noes whuts in it oar ware teh boxes cum frum, teh lares uv teh teenage kittehs an hyoomens, teh presints santyklaws is storin until krismuss, …. hmm, yu mey has a poynte thare.

      • marmot says:

        As aour gud frend Zhawn Pall Sartruh remainds us, “Baisement iz uther kittehs.”

      • SolnEsther says:

        Hmmm, INO bowt dat. Basemunt Qat has control ober heat, water, an electrics. Ceiling qat controls luggij, chrifmuf ordimunts, stereo boxes, and owtgrowed kidz cloves. I’d be incline to make peace wiff basemunt qat.

    • g32 says:

      its longcat and tacgnol
      ur not doing it rite!

  2. lolcatlover says:

    Yin and Yang
    U r doin it rite

  3. DAAAAAAAAAnE says:

    When will the originality come back?

    No more ceiling cat. No more bukkit. Someone. I beg you. Do something that isn’t a play on something else.

  4. woozled says:

    Whoo glood teh kittehs 2 teh ceelin? Joo gunna getz a spank!!

    • doctorcat says:

      Dun wurry, woozled. Teh kittehs is reely on teh floor. Sumbuddy turnded teh pic upside down.

  5. Mule says:

    How soons teh fogets Ceilin Cats tru natur … Ceilin Cat is Ornge!

  6. Kat says:

    Ebony and Ivory

  7. Loccy says:

    Fur fux sayk. It’s Longcat and Tagnol. Wot iz al dis Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat bolox? Harumph. Frickin amatyahs.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Oh loccy. :D PLEEZ let us nawt go thru taht again. Yoo NOE we ar innocent peepl heer – an we noe nuthing ov Longcat an Tagnol.

      Purrhaps we ar just *ahem* amatyahs, as yoo say, butt heer – we hav just Ceiling Cat an Basement Cat.

      It iz – wehn awl iz sed an dun – just a pikchure ov two cyoot kittehs. So if we wants to call tehm CC and BC – pleez just let us doo it an hav ar fun.

      Trooce??? Ai’ll extend mai furree paw in frenship if yoo will. ;)

      • Simon G Best says:

        Pseudoreligions with real religious conflicts? Nice!

        So, we have the “old” religion, with Longcat and Tacgnol, Catnarok and all that. A religion in which Ceiling Cat is, well, a cat that just watches people making their own entertainment, most of the time. A religion the holy day of which is Caturday.

        And then we have the “new” religion, the way of Lolcats, in which Ceiling Cat is the creator god, and Basement Cat is, well, the other one. And, it seems, the adherents are expected to speak in a special tongue.

        From the perspective of the “old” religion, the “new” religion is a false religion of blasphemies, it seems. I fear that religious wars may ensue.

        • elfinugget says:

          purrrsonilly ai iz a Felist. Ai beleev der WUZ a ceelin’ kat but den him wandrd off to chaes a mowsy.

          Ai nont wunt holee worz ovur kitiz! Juz kyut!! Kant we awl juz git alawng??

          Iznt der a Unytaryin Univursilizt Kiti whut kan saev us?

          • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

            ohh, this is so fawlse … teh trooth is that there WUZ a ceeling cat, but tehn he found a sunspot on the carpet and wented to sleep. we must rise up and smite teh heretics hoo bleeves in the wandering-off-to-chase-mousy story. smite them ai say … or maybe just take a nice nap insted … ooh look a nice cushin zzzzzz

            • smammie says:

              Hairy Ticks? ooooh nooooezzz1 Cawl teh vet-tech! Noe, weight, Aye C sawft , comphy p’lo, juss lyon en teh sun spot…puuurrr, zzzzzz puurrrr

          • smammie says:

            ..adn sumtymez Aye wunner iffen wii shoed start saevin hourselbz, frum bean bad, insted ob specktin sumwun 2 du eet 4 us… U noaz? religion dis week : zen baptist.

            {{{elphi}}} whu gotz da A !!!1!1!!! Beeg phat Conga Ratz wif xtra smart whiskurz!

            • elfinugget says:

              :D !!! Is teh yay!! I telld mai momzilla – she wuz akshulee PROWD ov me, sed she wuz so happi awl nite at werkz! Dis ar unherd ov foar mai momzilla!! TEWTULLEH unherd-ov!! Well, den she sed ov korzz ur teechur givd yu a A … “If I bin der, I have maked hur giv yu wun anewae.”

              O.O zomgz. Diz frum da momzilla who finks if yu git B’s den wtf yu shud has gottid a A, an if yu git C’s den yu juz playn slakkin’ off chaesin’ boyz or sumefing.

              Den mai ruummaet sed, “o yay foar yu, git teh A on teh finul! Whut yu git in teh klass??”
              “Um… ai got teh A!!! in teh klass!!!”
              “orly!?!”
              “Yeth! Ai gottid 95% on finul axam!”
              Him wuz nawt lissnin. Him sae, “o dat naiss foar hur”
              I like… “Duud, wtf, yu nawt heer meh?”
              He said, “Wayt, hoo got 95% on finul axam?”
              “ME!!!!!”
              “YU got A in hole KLAZZ?!?!? I thot yu sed yu gittin’ a B!!”
              “Well yeth, dat whut I thot I git, I thot I got priddy gud graed on teh finul, givz meh a B.”

              Mai ruummaet, hims lissnin skilz iz lakz0rz.

          • booklion says:

            Dunt fergit teh HappyCat who jes
            wants happiness!
            wif cheezburgers!

          • JAJEH says:

            LOL!

        • Jennifer says:

          Simon, taht is soo troo. Also, purrsonally, ive alwaeys thot teh whole ceilin cat/basemint cat alle.. alligor… story was kind of racist (wite alwaeys gud, blak alwaeys evul), and cud eesilee caus divi… divisi… not gettin along. Stil, an insied joek is an insied joek, so “Joek Law” maed mee capshun it dat way. :)

          • Romeow says:

            Jennifer…Meny Congratumulations!!!
            Happeh Happey Dai wen u gets on teh front page!
            I wudda bean yellin in bold caps iffs I had a pikshur on teh front page!
            Well dun!

  8. joanna says:

    It waz awl dwnhiwl frum tehre

  9. Concat shoolaces GNZ!!1 Wut be yur choyse fur drikns adn dans?

    • luvscatsVA says:

      cinnamnonom buns? hawt cawffee wif whippee creem?

    • GeeNeeZcatz says:

      Tank U berry muches, FiksunK
      Ai kinawt Stay-N-Plai, but ai’ll grabs a nyce big
      cuppa cofy to getz mee ona mai wayz
      Alla U giez danz n twirrlz round *ai still 2 stiff n
      sore frum bad nyte of tossin n turnin*

      • marmot says:

        Heers ur concatshoelatorry danz frum me, GNZ. *Twirl. Boom. OW.* Concatshoelaces!! *Twirl Boom. OW.* Concatshoelaces! (Mai paws aykin a bitt). So ai raiz mai cawfee mug 2 u nsted! *Slurrrrrrrrrp* Kafeeen guuuud.

      • Yer wilcom GNZ! Ai kin reel ate tu da stiff, Ai nawt seep tu gud butt heerz Ai iz so Ai has a happee :)

  10. rodney dill says:

    What’s black and white and red all over?

    Integrated communist kitteh’s

  11. rodney dill says:

    Michael Jackson before & after collage

  12. marmot says:

    Wow, Ceiling Cat has nice hardwood ceiling. :)

  13. rodney dill says:

    Kitteh’s don’t understand the gravity of the situation.

  14. Win Ai nawt sekond luk at dis, Ai seez wun kitteh awl panda kolor…mai ice needses seep Ai fink

  15. two_kittehs says:

    under our furz we iz all the same kitteh

  16. amazon says:

    Remind me what BBF stands 4 again pleeze

    kthnx bye.

  17. Noodles says:

    It’s sad people are ripping off images associated with longcat and tacgnol and trying to pass them off as ceiling cat and basement cat. Usually it’s 4chan that’s ripping things off, not the other way around. Oh sweet irony.

  18. Duffy says:

    In teh beginnin wuz one big gray Happycat – tehn teh cenfritp- sentrif- teh whirly powur of teh Yunivursal grabity puuuuuullllllllled teh wite an blak into two small kittehs. Dis pikshur is partway thru teh prosess.

  19. Jack Deth says:

    T3h awllturrcayshun
    dat creeyated Ceeleeng Cat
    andz Bayssment Cat wuz

    sillee, reelee. Itz
    wuz dayr furst Cheezburgr andz
    Snowflayk didz nawt wantz

    pikkilz. Shaddo lyked
    pikkilz, butz nawt mussurrd. A
    massivv fyte ensood

    Furst wurdz. Den pawz andz
    clawz. Fynullee Shaddo yuzed himz
    layzurrz andz broked feengz

    Dayr Prittee Wun saw
    wut happunnd andz sentz Shaddo
    Cat 2 t3h Bayssment

    Snoflayk Cat habdz t3h
    sadz andz wentz upz Stayrz. Himz
    still doan’t lykez pikkilz :-)

    Jack.

    • kitsunerina says:

      teh woefullness! teh fate uv teh whirled is duumed foar teh luv uv pikkels!

    • elfinugget says:

      ZOMGZ!!!

      Mai momzilla had teh bordr kollee (blak-n-wyte!) naemd Dinky…. when she had to leev town foar vizit meh wun taim, she telld Stephen (her whutever-him-iz) “Ok you hav to remembur to feed dinky!!” Well, Stephen nawt kaepabul ov nookin’ himz own tvdinnur, let aloen zkoop goggehfuud into pan an’ warmz it up wif eggz ‘n’ bredz ‘n’ lazt-minnit-sael-wuz-ded-yesturdae-meetz-frum-grokkree laik mai momzilla duz…. So him drievd thru teh Wyte Kassul insted. Dinky luvd wyte kassul. But Dinkee juz snif teh burgrz, nawt eetid dem in wun snarp laik ushuil. Stephen wuz awl “uh… wtf.” Den Stephen taekd teh pikkl owt of hims own burgr an Dinky wuz laik OMG PLZ PLZ PLZ!!!! Den Stephen had to taek pikklz owt of AWL da burgrz an Dinky aetid evry wun Stephen givd him. *SNARP!! SNARP!!!* wuz teh happi Dinky.

      Stephen thot dis wuz funneh, him telld mai mom. Momzilla sed, “well ov korss! Dinky haetz pikkulz. I allwayz taek dem owt foar him.” Is sutch lawl. Dinky wuz sutch a gud dawg.

      • Romeow says:

        Grate storee, Elfi!
        Hao meny Wyte Kassuls duz it taek to fill up a border kollee?
        Mah guess iz elebenty, butts teh burgers r so small, it cud b moar.

  20. marmot says:

    Teh big fite wuz ober cheezburger cawndimence? Wao. Ai nebber luk at pikkilz adn mouseturd teh saem wae agen.

  21. Owlwoman says:

    *Shuffles shyly into room*
    Did someone call for a Unitarian Universalist? *smiles and waves*
    Been lurking here for some time now…just wanted to say hi and thanks for all the interesting commentaries! Always witty and fun. Peace to all :)
    *Shuffles out again to find herself a cheezburger*

    • Jack Deth says:

      Ohai, Owlwoman:

      U arz moast welcumm
      heer. Dayrz no reezun 2 beez
      shy. Juss habz phunn!

      Its myte taykz awyle
      2 grokz ‘lolspeek’. Gud nooz iz:
      No spelleeng mistaykz!

      If U habz kwestchunz
      abowt enneefeengz, juss akxx.
      We’ll gibbz U anserrz :-)

      Jack.

    • plz to make sure yew be shuffling back soon, k?
      .
      Yew is berry berry welkum, Owlwoman!!! Ai has a happee dat yew stopped in tew say hai and ai hope yew will sai o hai again soon!

      • elfinugget says:

        O yeth!!! Ohai!! :D ai iz UUz too! :) I meen, moztlee. I meeen…. well, ai kinna jus do mai own fing but is a lawt laik teh “own fings” othur UUz be doin’ so yay.

        OK I gottid marreed in UUchurch in NH yay it wuz happitail.

        Pliz kom bak suun, owlwoman! :)

    • Romeow says:

      Welcum Owlwoman!
      Plz cum bak and hab fun wif us! U don’t have to use lolspeak – you can use Ingerlish if you want to. We’re just happy that you’re here!
      {{{{{Owlwoman}}}}}

  22. Bryan says:

    “It is better to rule in the basement than serve in the ceiling”
    I think Milton said that.

    • Lucy Pevensie says:

      ai finks yu prolly gotted taht bakwurdz, unless itz sumfing he wrote basement cat sed.

      • Duffy says:

        Iz presisely wht Basement cat sed — referense is to Meowlton’s Purradise Lost, wher Lusifurrr went to teh basement rathur than bow down to hyoomins. Srsly.

        • kafleen says:

          well, wutt a plehy dumbbutt den. I’d raddur lick durtee toes in teh ceileeng dan
          hab mah butt kissed all teh live long day day in teh basement.

          So nyah, Lusifurr.

  23. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Hmmmm, jes babbeh kitteh bruvvers giveing snorgles; nuffyng moar!

    (Noes, noes, noes,–tihs nawt bees longcat adn tacgnol: dere iyn anuvver whirld,
    a compleeteley diffrunt genre, playeing bye dere oawn rools)

    Heer bees lite, happeeness, adn peecefulness;
    nawt thundure-boltses adn litenyng, oar fyre adn brimstones;

    Oanley luuv, frendship, adn guud wil ar heer;

    Soe pleez tu nawt burdin dese tu yung bruvvers wif suches a daurk, murkee, synister adn dire connoatashun; tehy jes bees babbeh kittehs afture awl……..

    • kitsunerina says:

      yu hasnt dun much babeesittin, has yu?

      • CheshireKittehKat says:

        Yes, I did quite a lot of babysitting: I had two children and did all their babysitting myself, personally. I am aware of how kids can and do behave.

        And your point was…..????

        • Nao Cheshire… noe niid tew schnapp. Yew n00 wut shii mint.
          Shorely yew dinnant giev birf tew saynts!?!

          Ai kin riikall manee tiemz mii kits haev had mutch moar goeN awn tahn “Oanley luuv, frendship, adn guud wil” & tahtz awl kitsunerina iz saeN. Kits iz kits.

          • CheshireKittehKat says:

            Ai fink weez be awn 2 diffrunt paiges heer;

            Wut Ai ment wuz: kidz ar kidz; tehy will fite, dysagree, maikeup, & plai;

            Ebbery pikshure ov blak adn wite kittehs duz nawt hafta meen itz a huuuuuuuge battel between guud adn ebbil awn tihs paurtikular pikshure;

            iyt duznt necessarilee connotate a “war” between dese 2 bruvvers Awn Tihs
            Featured Pikshure Oanley.

            Teh luuv, frendship adn guudwil Ai wuz referryng tu iys::

            What we awl hav tugevver heer awn ICHC rite heer adn naow;

            Teh fiting between dese 2 kittehs kan kuntinue awn sum ovver website!!
            Pleez, weez doan wanna du taht heer; leestwaise, nawt me!!!!!

            Peece tu Awl: Kitsurina, Marmot, Sweetmotherofmars, adn awl ov teh
            Cheezefrends hoo frekwent tihs syte, wearebber tehy ar:

            ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  24. Wildfrokitties says:

    I Love this pic of kitties

  25. Takineko says:

    Longcat and Tacgnol were so cute.

  26. Ur mummy says:

    O__________________________O”

    I don’t tink that is ceiling cat.

    • owlwoman says:

      Thank you all for such a lovely welcome to the community! Sorry to be so tardy in expressing my thanks — been out of town for a bit :) . I have lots of kitteh pics to catch up on, wheeeee! What a treat :) . Thank you all again and I’ll be brushing up on my lolspeak!
      Peace to everyone!

  27. Sylladi says:

    “Who can say if ive been changed 4 the better? But because i knew you, i have been changed for good!”

  28. echo666 says:

    hee. i iz strong follower of teh basement cat.iz sad to see ceiling cat gone tho



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