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alienz be aductin meh! HALP!

alienz awlso liek turtels 2.

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Cookie's Human

Scotty be beamin’ me up!

Cookie's Human

I iz back from Egypt! Brought kitteh-goddess statchoos for eveyone (and the lion goddess for those who asked!), and skittering skarabs to keep the kitteh-statchoose amused. Also brought a mummified brain for Igor (really hard to get that throo Customs, too).

I fell in love with a very handsum blonde, green-eyed fellow there - long, tail and long whiskers…..

Iz good to be back home….

booklion

Welcome home! Cookie’s Human. We haz missed yu!. ‘N yu be right on tawp agin, where yuse suppozed tu be. N I haz thot ov yu ebery tyme a Star Trek or Egyptian reference came (an played Cleopatra’s Cat twice in yur honor.
Oh, heck third time’s charm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Jd0I1U4Hc

booklion

N tank yu for teh Sekhmet stachuu, too!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

{{{{ Cookie’s Human}}}} Ai - an ai am shur we, hav missed yoo so much!!! but ai thot - ai thot yoo wud’t be bak until - Thursday.

But :D happee ai am to see yoo nao - an ai thank yoo so much fur teh kitteh-goddess stachoo. She will be rite next to mai noo bobblol heded kitteh ai got frum the TY Boo Teek.

An ai thot ov yoo - ar moovee theatre haz LIFESIZED cardboard standup cutout ov Captain Kirk!!! If ai had yur address, ai wudda sent it too you!! ;)

Cookie's Human

I iz prowd to admit I HAZ that stand-up cut-out of Capt. Kirk! (But it iz one of many sources of aggrevashun to my huzband… ;)

I be working on the Egypt photo album rite now - I haz a couple pics of kittehs I knows the cheez-frends will swoon over…will try to post them on the voting page later. I duzn’t have a web page to puts them on….

Cookie's Human

By the ways - I seems to have been assigned a ICHC logo now….

jamamakitty

oh hai CH, we bin missin yew…….. ai had teh vishun ob yew floating down teh nile being fed grapes and havin teh palm frond waving ober yew…… ahhh yew was habin teh maaaaaavelous time…. welcome back

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVS3WNt7yRU

Cookie's Human

On this trip I not be floting down da Nile; I be parting the Red Sea as I snorkled. BUT, the sekond time I floated down the Nile, it wuz az the guest of my soon-to-be huzband, who wuz Captain of the Nile cruise ship at the time. (yes, I haz a thing about ship’s captains…). On the return trip, it wuz just him and me and hiz crew of 60 to wait on us…I felt likes a Rockefeller (now huzband haz much smaller ship, wid a crew of one: me. And it be a surly crew, at that).
Hope you liked the kitteh-goddess statchoo I sents you!

jamamakitty

twas teh lubbly, fank yew 4 yer fotfullness………… teh sootcase must hab been teh hebby!!

sew glad yew had gud time……..we is glad yew are bak!!

 
jd

The snorkle snurgled snorgally.

 
gremlin

CH - whut a romantikal tym it sownds liek yoo had! How fabyulus to hav yor own ship. Welkum bak! Fankyoo fur teh statchoo; I haz alwayz bin a big fan uv teh Egiptollygeez.

 
turtlol

ohai, CH!!! Glad yu r bak! Ai has a jellus…Ai awlways
wunted to scuba dive teh Red See…. did yu sea lawts uv
kewl critters under teh see?
Sownds lyke a kewl trip; and did taht ship yu wuz awn, did
it has teh plaque dat reeds: “Marriages perfurmed by
dis Ship’s Captain are onlee valid fur teh durashun of dis
voyage”? :)

 
 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Silleeh mee!! Ov CORSE yoo wud hav it. :D

*whispurs to CH* ai want teh wun ov Luke Skywalker - bfoar teh trajik “noze” incident. SUCH a nize noze he had. So sad.

Bubbashoomin

OT. welcum bak CH, I’m posting a linkie to a picture that nebber made it to voting page.
Lemme know wat you’all tinks.

http://www.network54.com/Forum/188001/message/1210683577/I+are+fierce….

So cyoot

Cookie's Human

Wow! - And deh kitteh’s name be Gulliver, rite? Whut a kyoot pikshur!

fikshunkitteh

OMG, taht be teh ittyist bittyist kitteh Ai has ebber sees!! Iz dis a reeeel pichur?

 
 
Romeow

Iz dat ittehbittehkitteh’s brudder or sumpfin?
Hims muss b related to her cuz he’s so kyoot!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
cweenmj

Hai CH!!!! I so glad u b bak!! Yay!! Adn u brottinged uz prezzintz!
I lub mai Bastet statchu!! Itz so statchu-esk!!!

 
woozled

*happitayl*
{{CH}}
Weklum Bak CH!

 
Phillipe d'Beaker

Welcum back CH — returning wif a nawt-secund commint!!1! Yer skills, we admires them.

And fanks fer teh prezents. Igor askded me to say speshul thanks fer teh mummified brain. He sez he’s alwayz admirified teh Egypshun teknike fer removing teh brain throo teh noze wif teh long wire hooks. And he sez he hopes he can studiez teh methud and try it out sumtime. And then he went off wif a shuvel … Ai think I better go check up on Igor. kthxbai

 
 
elfinugget

Pop goze teh kiti goze teh kiti goze pop!!!

(Iz uzuly “flop goze teh kiti”, but dis kiti kleerly popcatting)

Maebe iz invizibul lava flore.

 
gmawairzgreneshuz

conspasulashunz nd welcumz hoam. If yu dint awlredy se da notis, iz being a party fur yu nd Mary’O’ z returningz tumoro. We’k awl be dere tu sillibrate :lol:

 
two_kittehs

Welcome backz! Cookie’s human.
I maded some chocolit pudding for Uz

fanks for the kitteh statues, I will worship them along with mah real kittehs.
Howz was the the trip? Did U go to see the pyramidz, or haz U seen dem before?
Questions I has them.

Bubbashoomin

Welcum back CH. This linkie is one that never made it to voting page. Lemme know what y’all tink, is the cyoot I tinks.
http://www.network54.com/Forum/188001/message/1210683577/I+are+fierce….

jamamakitty

is rilly big hand or itty bitty kitty? sew cyoooooot!!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

THIS one nebber maed it to teh voating paige??? Hao can this be?? Ai ar nawt CH, but ai will tell yoo waht ai think eneway. Ai think it shudda maed it to the FRONT page!!!

It iz cyooter tahn menee we hav had! Hoo knows wai tehy pik what they pik??? (Rhetorical, ov corse) But reellee!!! Still - teh kiteh is wif us heer nao!! :D

 
 
Cookie's Human

Yes - I haz seen the Great Pyramids before, and krawled through a very small tunnel in a mastaba (raised burial site) that pre-dates the pyramids (like, it be really OLD!). This trip seemed to fokus on Alexander the Great (mah hero!) and on the anchient Coptic Christian monasteries of Egypt (another great love) and on visiting Huzband’s Mom (hmmmmmmm). I haz many stories of adventures in Egypt….this trip and others….. On this trip, my huzband had to pull me away from a lowd argument wid a couple idiot young guys who be harassing young woman; I be telling dem to knock it off; huzband be pulling me away by arm, saying that MY konduct kould get ME arrested (NOT the idiot guys’!!!!!); also snorkled in da Red Sea; also saw dozens of Russian tourists’ asses - male and female - as they be weaing thongs (yes, male thongs too) at da Red Sea. And the kitteh I fell in love with…..

jd

Anshunt histori be funnnnnn!!!! I’ve got tunns of books on ancient languages like Akkadian, runic and Heiroglyphics, an’ am reading up on the Archimedes Palimpset. Dis stuff be the katnip of life!!!! I’m giving up on posting links from my browser, but if yu search for the online quiz “which ancient language are you?”, it’s somefing I wrote a wile back to confuzzle people in a fun way an’ get them into thinking about old languages.

 
 
altosinger

Ai am teh gladd tew sea yoo back! Wee misseded yoo!

 
 
 
Nico

Thatz a zweet picutre xD

 
 
mysterious

oh noes! don steal mah brainz!

cweenmj

dey b steelin deh hole kitteh! Duz dey just keeping deh braynez adn returning
deh rest uv deh kitteh MT hedded? I b thinking I had dat MT hedded kitteh wunst. :-)

MelONyx

Hmm. If dats de problem, ai dont recallekt dis eggspeeriuns, but it musta happened soemtyme! :)

greasycat

Oo Noz kitteh. U must put on ur aluuum…allum…allummin…tinfoil hat. Dat will protekt brainz.

cweenmj

Lukz like deh alreddy tookinged part uv deh tail, pore kitteh.

jd

Iz ok. Da part day tuuk woz a tail of woe. Sew kitteh haz a happi-onli tail now.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
colleen

i no want be probed!

jamamakitty

gib it a few years, yew won’t hab a chois………. gettin up der, ain’t always sew grate akshully. but on teh odder hand…. :lol:

 
marmot

Doan’t wury. Jes uze ur clause.

marmot

Fooey. Went 2 rong plays agen.

jd

You know what happuns tu kittehs hu go tu rong places? De get….. *pounced* by elebenty million ittibittikittehs in a huuuuuuge kitteh pile, and snorgled for da rest of da wiiiik! Dat’ll teech yu. :)

 
 
 
catalogical humor

Suprize probe!!!!

 
 
kimkiwi

Grabbity be brokun agen!!

 
 
Missy

Aer Kitteh plans to tayk awn Aer Bunneh…trial run….

 
johnson442

The probe THESE guys use is WAY worse than at the Vet’s! Don’t Want!!

 
lolcatburglar

Teh aliems will say this to calico kitteh:

“mmeep mmeep. Greetings floofy Earf creechure. Take us to ur meezer.”

 
 
 
AliCat

X-fyles bunneh nos teh truf is out dere.

AliCat

Dat’s a kitteh. Nawt a bunneh. Iz conf… con… lookin at teh rong pikshur.

3floofiekittehs

It wuz a bunneh befour aliens gotted him. Now iz calico kitteh aftur teh experiments

Nedz

An calico kittehs is alwaze gerl kittehs, hope dis werks fur u!

3floofiekittehs

Must hab ben wun heck ob an eggs-spearmint then! Tee-hee-hee

 
 
 
 
 
lolcatburglar

Kitteh is in lurve. Ever since she meeted Mr. Right, she been walkin’ on air.

Standing onnit, too.

3floofiekittehs

Ai’m walkin on sunshine
Yeah, yeah
Ai’m walkin on sunshine
Adn doan’t it feel gud
Hey, awlrite nao
Adn doan’t it feel gud

 
 
 
woozled at werk

Soe lawng, adn fanks foar awl the guushiefuud!