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Scotty be beamin’ me up!
I iz back from Egypt! Brought kitteh-goddess statchoos for eveyone (and the lion goddess for those who asked!), and skittering skarabs to keep the kitteh-statchoose amused. Also brought a mummified brain for Igor (really hard to get that throo Customs, too).
I fell in love with a very handsum blonde, green-eyed fellow there – long, tail and long whiskers…..
Iz good to be back home….
Welcome home! Cookie’s Human. We haz missed yu!. ‘N yu be right on tawp agin, where yuse suppozed tu be. N I haz thot ov yu ebery tyme a Star Trek or Egyptian reference came (an played Cleopatra’s Cat twice in yur honor.
Oh, heck third time’s charm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Jd0I1U4Hc
N tank yu for teh Sekhmet stachuu, too!
{{{{ Cookie’s Human}}}} Ai – an ai am shur we, hav missed yoo so much!!! but ai thot – ai thot yoo wud’t be bak until – Thursday.
But
happee ai am to see yoo nao – an ai thank yoo so much fur teh kitteh-goddess stachoo. She will be rite next to mai noo bobblol heded kitteh ai got frum the TY Boo Teek.
An ai thot ov yoo – ar moovee theatre haz LIFESIZED cardboard standup cutout ov Captain Kirk!!! If ai had yur address, ai wudda sent it too you!!
I iz prowd to admit I HAZ that stand-up cut-out of Capt. Kirk! (But it iz one of many sources of aggrevashun to my huzband…)
I be working on the Egypt photo album rite now – I haz a couple pics of kittehs I knows the cheez-frends will swoon over…will try to post them on the voting page later. I duzn’t have a web page to puts them on….
By the ways – I seems to have been assigned a ICHC logo now….
oh hai CH, we bin missin yew…….. ai had teh vishun ob yew floating down teh nile being fed grapes and havin teh palm frond waving ober yew…… ahhh yew was habin teh maaaaaavelous time…. welcome back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVS3WNt7yRU
On this trip I not be floting down da Nile; I be parting the Red Sea as I snorkled. BUT, the sekond time I floated down the Nile, it wuz az the guest of my soon-to-be huzband, who wuz Captain of the Nile cruise ship at the time. (yes, I haz a thing about ship’s captains…). On the return trip, it wuz just him and me and hiz crew of 60 to wait on us…I felt likes a Rockefeller (now huzband haz much smaller ship, wid a crew of one: me. And it be a surly crew, at that).
Hope you liked the kitteh-goddess statchoo I sents you!
twas teh lubbly, fank yew 4 yer fotfullness………… teh sootcase must hab been teh hebby!!
sew glad yew had gud time……..we is glad yew are bak!!
The snorkle snurgled snorgally.
CH – whut a romantikal tym it sownds liek yoo had! How fabyulus to hav yor own ship. Welkum bak! Fankyoo fur teh statchoo; I haz alwayz bin a big fan uv teh Egiptollygeez.
ohai, CH!!! Glad yu r bak! Ai has a jellus…Ai awlways
wunted to scuba dive teh Red See…. did yu sea lawts uv
kewl critters under teh see?
Sownds lyke a kewl trip; and did taht ship yu wuz awn, did
it has teh plaque dat reeds: “Marriages perfurmed by
dis Ship’s Captain are onlee valid fur teh durashun of dis
voyage”?
Silleeh mee!! Ov CORSE yoo wud hav it.
*whispurs to CH* ai want teh wun ov Luke Skywalker – bfoar teh trajik “noze” incident. SUCH a nize noze he had. So sad.
OT. welcum bak CH, I’m posting a linkie to a picture that nebber made it to voting page.
Lemme know wat you’all tinks.
http://www.network54.com/Forum/188001/message/1210683577/I+are+fierce….
So cyoot
Wow! – And deh kitteh’s name be Gulliver, rite? Whut a kyoot pikshur!
OMG, taht be teh ittyist bittyist kitteh Ai has ebber sees!! Iz dis a reeeel pichur?
Iz dat ittehbittehkitteh’s brudder or sumpfin?
Hims muss b related to her cuz he’s so kyoot!
Hai CH!!!! I so glad u b bak!! Yay!! Adn u brottinged uz prezzintz!
I lub mai Bastet statchu!! Itz so statchu-esk!!!
*happitayl*
{{CH}}
Weklum Bak CH!
Welcum back CH — returning wif a nawt-secund commint!!1! Yer skills, we admires them.
And fanks fer teh prezents. Igor askded me to say speshul thanks fer teh mummified brain. He sez he’s alwayz admirified teh Egypshun teknike fer removing teh brain throo teh noze wif teh long wire hooks. And he sez he hopes he can studiez teh methud and try it out sumtime. And then he went off wif a shuvel … Ai think I better go check up on Igor. kthxbai
Pop goze teh kiti goze teh kiti goze pop!!!
(Iz uzuly “flop goze teh kiti”, but dis kiti kleerly popcatting)
Maebe iz invizibul lava flore.
conspasulashunz nd welcumz hoam. If yu dint awlredy se da notis, iz being a party fur yu nd Mary’O’ z returningz tumoro. We’k awl be dere tu sillibrate:lol:
Welcome backz! Cookie’s human.
I maded some chocolit pudding for Uz
fanks for the kitteh statues, I will worship them along with mah real kittehs.
Howz was the the trip? Did U go to see the pyramidz, or haz U seen dem before?
Questions I has them.
Welcum back CH. This linkie is one that never made it to voting page. Lemme know what y’all tink, is the cyoot I tinks.
http://www.network54.com/Forum/188001/message/1210683577/I+are+fierce….
is rilly big hand or itty bitty kitty? sew cyoooooot!!
THIS one nebber maed it to teh voating paige??? Hao can this be?? Ai ar nawt CH, but ai will tell yoo waht ai think eneway. Ai think it shudda maed it to the FRONT page!!!
It iz cyooter tahn menee we hav had! Hoo knows wai tehy pik what they pik??? (Rhetorical, ov corse) But reellee!!! Still – teh kiteh is wif us heer nao!!
Yes – I haz seen the Great Pyramids before, and krawled through a very small tunnel in a mastaba (raised burial site) that pre-dates the pyramids (like, it be really OLD!). This trip seemed to fokus on Alexander the Great (mah hero!) and on the anchient Coptic Christian monasteries of Egypt (another great love) and on visiting Huzband’s Mom (hmmmmmmm). I haz many stories of adventures in Egypt….this trip and others….. On this trip, my huzband had to pull me away from a lowd argument wid a couple idiot young guys who be harassing young woman; I be telling dem to knock it off; huzband be pulling me away by arm, saying that MY konduct kould get ME arrested (NOT the idiot guys’!!!!!); also snorkled in da Red Sea; also saw dozens of Russian tourists’ asses – male and female – as they be weaing thongs (yes, male thongs too) at da Red Sea. And the kitteh I fell in love with…..
Anshunt histori be funnnnnn!!!! I’ve got tunns of books on ancient languages like Akkadian, runic and Heiroglyphics, an’ am reading up on the Archimedes Palimpset. Dis stuff be the katnip of life!!!! I’m giving up on posting links from my browser, but if yu search for the online quiz “which ancient language are you?”, it’s somefing I wrote a wile back to confuzzle people in a fun way an’ get them into thinking about old languages.
Heer yoo go jd – ai hope these ar waht yoo ment!!
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/13609056050722629996/Which-Ancient-Language-Are-You
http://www.amynelsonmile.net/booksblog/2007/08/14/which-ancient-language-are-you/
Ai am teh gladd tew sea yoo back! Wee misseded yoo!
Thatz a zweet picutre xD
oh noes! don steal mah brainz!
dey b steelin deh hole kitteh! Duz dey just keeping deh braynez adn returning
deh rest uv deh kitteh MT hedded? I b thinking I had dat MT hedded kitteh wunst.
Hmm. If dats de problem, ai dont recallekt dis eggspeeriuns, but it musta happened soemtyme!
Oo Noz kitteh. U must put on ur aluuum…allum…allummin…tinfoil hat. Dat will protekt brainz.
Lukz like deh alreddy tookinged part uv deh tail, pore kitteh.
Iz ok. Da part day tuuk woz a tail of woe. Sew kitteh haz a happi-onli tail now.
heers wut him needz!
http://www.abandonedstuff.com/petfoilhat.html
i no want be probed!
gib it a few years, yew won’t hab a chois………. gettin up der, ain’t always sew grate akshully. but on teh odder hand….
Doan’t wury. Jes uze ur clause.
Fooey. Went 2 rong plays agen.
You know what happuns tu kittehs hu go tu rong places? De get….. *pounced* by elebenty million ittibittikittehs in a huuuuuuge kitteh pile, and snorgled for da rest of da wiiiik! Dat’ll teech yu.
Suprize probe!!!!
Grabbity be brokun agen!!
Invisable skatebord!
Aer Kitteh plans to tayk awn Aer Bunneh…trial run….
The probe THESE guys use is WAY worse than at the Vet’s! Don’t Want!!
Teh aliems will say this to calico kitteh:
“mmeep mmeep. Greetings floofy Earf creechure. Take us to ur meezer.”
iz frum Eerth gurlz R eezy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu1RP34FLXU
X-fyles bunneh nos teh truf is out dere.
Dat’s a kitteh. Nawt a bunneh. Iz conf… con… lookin at teh rong pikshur.
It wuz a bunneh befour aliens gotted him. Now iz calico kitteh aftur teh experiments
An calico kittehs is alwaze gerl kittehs, hope dis werks fur u!
Must hab ben wun heck ob an eggs-spearmint then! Tee-hee-hee
Kitteh is in lurve. Ever since she meeted Mr. Right, she been walkin’ on air.
Standing onnit, too.
Ai’m walkin on sunshine
Yeah, yeah
Ai’m walkin on sunshine
Adn doan’t it feel gud
Hey, awlrite nao
Adn doan’t it feel gud
eerwerm!!!
Soe lawng, adn fanks foar awl the guushiefuud!
but — wuz yu a dolfin befoar?
Maaaaaybe… recarnif… reeyinkle…. coming bak 2 lyfe in teh diffurnt bahdee ken beh cormfoozing…..
BTW, Ai fawt it funee wehn Ai luuked at tihs pikchur befoar poasting last commint adn tehre wuz 42 commintz!!
iz duglas adums tryeeng to commnic…cyoomin…speek tu us froo ICHC from teh oddur sied?
Kewl!
Watchit if dey try ta probe yous!
oh noes. sum1 callz Mulder and Scullyz!
Teh meesij frum teh aylienz sez: “We’re in ur soler sistem, proabin Uranus”
Watch owt fur teh Cling Ons!
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
Heh heh heh heh…I c wut u did der…
Der’s klingons on da starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow
Der’s klingons on da starboard bow, scrape ‘em off, Jim!
It’z lief, Jimm, but not az wee kno it, not az wee kno itt ,nawt az wee kno itt.
It’z lief, Jimm, butt nawt az wee kno itt, nawt az WE kno itt, kaptin!
Teh force iz strawng in tis wun.
Guise, I posted a late commint little while ago on teh dingo pic wif a link to a funny licentious plate I have seen in teh wild. Plz to go look? Is teh funny, I swares!
ai tried to look, but the link just went to Picassaweb and asked for login; nawt to yer picshur. halp!!
mah laptop rebooted itself while I was givin’ Esme her isulins and when I clicked teh link it also axed me for a login. I closeded mah browser and opened a new one and it werked fine!
I was gonna put it on mah profile here, but teh logo at teh bottom would spoil teh picshur.
Ai sede it nd picasa tu. Fawt esme getz chemo. Getz insolence tu? Mai gran-cat Miriam getz da insolence. 2 units, twice/dai. iz libbing awn borode tiem
uhoh, mai tiem awn erf mite be up tu if ai dont get sum fudz oana tabul nd florz sune.
Esme winned (or losed) teh jackpot. She’s been gettin teh insulins for bout 6 months now and was on oral meds for teh dibeetus for about a year anda half before that. Now she also gets teh chemos.
She’s vry good about gettin her shots, though. I’m sure teh fact that she gets a treat at the same time has *nuffim* to do wif it.
nawt atall aim sure!!
rapshur kitteh won’t be lef behine
Remememembr 2 bring sum cheezburgrs wif u in caes tehy doan’t hab enny up tehre.
But Shirley they has cheez in space, whut wif all that milk in teh Milky Way and all!
Wait… I feel a list coming on…
Astro Asiago
Blast Off Brie
Cosmic Camembert
D…
Dogstar Dimsi
Extraterrestrial Edam
Freefall Feta
G…
Dis not ez list.
Galactic Gouda
Hyades Handkase
Interstellar Irish cheese
J…
Not ez = exercise ur brane cells!
Galactic Gouda
Hyperspace Havarti
Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Morbier
That seems to be teh queso.
*heddesk*
Morbier??
“Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator”(sometimes spelled as “Eludium Q-36″)
kopeed frum Wikipeeedyas Marvin payge…
Jovian Jarlsberg
Kennedy (Cape) Kilcummin
Little Dipper Limburger
mambo mozzarella
nommy Neufchatel
oh I always get the “O”
p………..
peruvian parmesan
quiche w/cheese in it
roquefort……… (teh pleh….)
s………..
Let’s blast it back into space:
Solar Stilton
Torba of Titan
Urtha Minor
V…
verrrreee strong cheese
white cheese
xtra strong cheese
ylang ylang cheese
zero calorie cheese……..
dat wuz teh tuff wun
ylang ylang cheez? blech…
howevvah, i verree impressed wif teh cheez list. u gyes r bery klevvar!
oh noes, they be stealin mah graviteh.
Red Bull gives you wings
Givz u INVIZIBL wingz, dat is…
I did a repli, and posted a linkie, WP ate it.
Welcum back Cookies Hoomin, I hope you had the funs.
Heeliumz. I haz it.
Awlso, welcum baq hoomin of cookie!
i also has hai skweeky heeliumz voise…do not want
haha…
This cat is so so funny~
Calleeko Kitteh habz
akksidentlee turnns awn t3h
Indoarz Howss Vaccyoomz
Eevuee dat, oarz Madz
Syyentisst habz mayd Antee
Grabbittee Deevyss
Aylee~unnz duz nawt
abdukktz uddurr Aylee~unz!
Dayz abbdukkz Hewminz
Mebbee Kitteh shoodz
moov frum Yurreeka 2 sum
playss moar noarmullurrz!
Jack.
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ware r tehm burgers wut we was promissd???
Bonk!! Bonk!!! Bonk!!!! (Bangging on seeling.)
Hey!!! Cheezmeisterz!!
Luk ober dere at teh “Latest Lols”
Iz borked!!
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This lol adn deh “Ah hath” lol not b dere. How wii spozed 2 getting bak here after wii wanderz in2 deh past??? Wii gitz losted adn haz 2 wander aimlisslee frew deh lolz lukking for ower wai home. wii b like liddul kittehz losted in deh wudz.
**Mewing pitiuslee**
jus go tew home for teh ICHC……..den ders a list of the lols wif teh number ob commints……… (is dis teh obvious?)
But I b habbing deh slooooooooow dial-upz.
Eggstra paiges 2 navigating, DO NOT WANT!!
I b liking awl deh shortkutz I ken getz.
**mooar piteeus mewing***
it bees otay widdel kittlin!! skritch, skritch, pat pat wubs………… yew will finds yer way home
seems to have been sum straing stuffs goin awn here lately……..pages are loading slowly agin………… teh lols are at diffrent times……… ai nawt shur ai like teh abatars….tew busy
other than that everything is fine………. (what a bee-otch ai am)
*Purrrr* Tank yew fer teh skritches and wubs.
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Lukkit awl deh stuffz on deh bottum uv deh paige. ↓ ↓ ↓
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But still no voting burgerz fer teh commintz.
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***even moar piteeus mewing***
if ai wuz princess (ai bows tew yer cweenness)…………… we wud hab teh instant message here. innywun who bees online wud show up in teh list an yew cud jus send a quick message…
aim shur is wayyyy more tew it dan ai reeelize………
ai goes an settles down 4 teh nite an watch a liddel DWTS……….. an ai shur hopes dat whinin kitten quiets down!!!
{{{cmj}}}
I hab been finking teh same fing.
We needs IM fur peeps that r heer and signed in.
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I trades teh “Record a Clip and Listen” fur teh IM.
Prolly juss a matter ov flipping a switch and we cud hab it…rite?
We needz an insyde kitteh, sum1 hoo wud sneek a suddgestshun 2 teh ICHC boss kitteh fing. Hoo iz willin 2 git a jobb at ICHC?
…..hopingz teh nxt jumpee will beeing teh jump hoam…….
*snurk* hahahahaha!!!!!!
oh no donot take me kitty…
Gueinez buk ov wirld rekordz fer standinx un wun tipehtoe.
ohr, I ez a krank dat lowerz ze trix fluohr dowhn tew basement kat (fer fun ov korse..) derecshuns: krank tayel uhround, tipehtoe pivahts, uhnd downz wee gooo….weeee….dairz uh barz en deh bazemint. I makz GUD kahlúa Whyt Ruzshuns!
On teh fird day he assended to Ceiling Cat
Ceiling Cat no noes aboutz da partayz. Buot, whud Ceiling Cat no noes wohent hurtz CC. Iz reahly jest bein silleh, noht reaweez meh stile.
Ai wantz tew makz me uhn Avatah er loed mi kitteh pic, dohnt wahnt tew figyer ouht. Anywonz? Anywonz?
Hai mewsy!!
I see if I can helping u.
U musting 2 get a wordpress.com account. Iz eeze, just go dere.
on deh My Profile page upload a pitcher 4 ur avatar.
If u put deh address uv ur blog oar uzzer web address in deh box labeled (I fink) website ore URL in ur profile, dehn ur name will bkumming a link in bloo.
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Den u will needing to log out uv wordpress and log out uv deh ICHC window.
Den crossing ur fingers and log back in2 wordpress and ICHC.
Wif enny luck ur name will be bloo and it will b a linkee 2 ur website.
Sumtimez it takez a few owers or eben 2 dayze 4 teh avatar adn linkee 2 showing up.
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Gud luck!!
to cweenmj: thx! I no haz a websyet, purrsay, but miet makz 1 at sumtiem or udder. jus wanted tew put a pikshur by mie naem ensted uv a grannee kwilt skwaer (nuffing uhginst a grannee kwilt uv korse). iz okae i will fiduls wif it wen i haz a whole dai tew du itz.
aiz uh gud kiteh, uhnd werkz, buot noh tiemz fer frendz. Is theis grupe onleh frendz en deh reahl wyrld, or whut? Mebe juz the tiems ohn deez poests throez meh oef. Midlief kiteh needz inspurashun grupe. Aiz lieks arte, nooz, cohmpooterz-gud at, yoozuahlee. Noht piteefuhl thoe! Seh gudnieht, Muhn.
U iz gnu heer I b gessing. Welkum 2 teh Cheezland!!! Wii awl frenz heer, but
berry few uv us hab met IRL. I b sew eggsited I b meeting Jamamakitteh next munf!!! Sum peepz heer b in TTI, dat b teh Teenee Tinee Ingerlund (deh UK).
Sum peepz frum uzzer plaisez in Yurup; sum frum teh uzzer partz uv deh whirrld, and a bunch uv us in deh U.S uv A. I b in Orygone.
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Der iz a wiki link up top 2 helping u unnerstand us adn ower strainge waze. (At leest sum peepz tink wii b straing. I not noeing y.)
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Sum peepz saying deh tymez on teh posts b odd cuz kittehz not b kairing wut tyme it b. Uzzer peepz say it b Haw Y EE tyme.
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Heer, I b habbing a spare CHRG in mai bak pokkit, I gibbing it 2 u sew deh kewt kittehz not cauzing yer braynez 2 splort awl ober deh plais. (maikz 4 a berry messy keebord.)
*Handz mewsy a martoonee, 2.
*klinkee glasses
Cheez!!
wo-hoOt! **bubuls bubuls **en mi lil kiteh noes! Oar izit an ahliv?
En mi lil kiteh miyund, i iz practuhlee sitten en teh martoonee glayez, kinduv liek a hottentub, u noze? (@ leest itiz uh kute pikshur tewz imaginz!)
p.s.: Teh lil dawgee iz doin mi lil kiteh tows riet nowz – uh Puurrpul pettikure!
Dis iz teh Lief!
Welcum mewsy!
We r alwais happeh to hab a noo Cheez Peep! Ur lolspeak iz bery gud. We doan hab enny grammar rools, so u can’t maek a mistake! Teh onwee rool iz to plai nice, and u already seem to b a bery nice kitteh.
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Iffs u hab enny kwestions, plz ask and sumwon will halp u. Juss jump rite in and keep commenting, juss like u already r!
{{{{{mewsy}}}}}
thx u! iem glad dat i wuld not b steppin on toez en conversayshuns.
I sumtiems havz dri hooma.
Allsoze, i wish a poest or sekshun wuld lite uhp or b hilited where teh akshun es on dis page soez i can keepz up!
Hai, If u b lukking at teh “Who be Talkin” list on teh top right uv deh paige, u will b seeing wear deh akshun is. It’z how I saw u over heer.
O hai mewsy, u iz noo? U r welcumd frum teh ICHC Welcum Committeh. Okai, der not b a ICHC Welcum Comitteh, but ur welcumd frum meh.
P.S. Any1 wont 2 strt a ICHC Welcum Comitteh?
jes wun moehr capshun fohr pickshur: O crap, Mamah jes mahp dis fluor!…shee goen tew killz meh for stepyn uhn it!
howdy frum deh peep frum techsis. i r pleezd as pie tu meeting yew.
take dis r.c. cola and moonpie as an act uv frenshyp.
*holds owt floofy paw
Howdee potneer! Peasd ta meetchoo. Welcums tu R fun plai playc. Laik itsez abuv, wii awl be frenz heer adn has teh muchlee gud lols. Ai bees frum sunnee SoCal (well nawt rite nao, it has teh dark owt). Iffin yew reeds cween’s comintz abuv at 558, she kinely splane lotta fings. In kase yu nawt no, CHRG (wdoi) = Chicken Head Rubber Glove (with drawings on it) http://www.speaklolspeak.com/page/CHRG. Hab lotsa fun
Ohai agin. Fanks fur ur hospi taility, ur R tew kind.
*hadns LC79 a chonklit martoony
Plz to has a drinkses wiff us.
Cheez!
i beeleeb ai will habbin wun ub dos, tank yoo….*hick*
dese r *hick* greeeaaaatttt!!! ………..*hick*
ai’m not az theenk az yoo drunk ai am…….i promise…..
Thnx U alz bery mch!! i xceyupt awl uv teh fued ezpeshly teh MuhnPi & r.c. cola. We kitehs en Dixie liekzum tew!
chzburgas, tew! Eyez begenen tew thinkz i em nawt heah @ sayem tiem thatz youse r. Maybezz u alz on deytiemz wenz i em tieping @ niet-tiemz. i doo gud tew kpup wif teh difrunt poests aneewaiz. liekz i saed iz hafta werkz in teh brite daytiem (reawy floressence liet), but hearz iyam!
sry 4 leenkthee-ish poest. karee on.
dey r deh gr8ist!!! time iz funny here. it is 2:14 am now. i dont know y it say deh rong tymes….
This is a test.
This is only a test.
If this had ben a reel commint, u wud b lolling.
Ohai Cweenmj, plz to be gibbing us teh lolly comintz
Wunst a lolly swag man campted bai a billee bong
Under deh shade uv a lolly bah tree.
Adn he sanged az he sat adn wayted till himz billee boild
U’ll cum a lolling Matilda wif mii.
Pay no tenshun 2 dis.
This b nuzzer test.
Adn dis iz uv no portens.
I wuddnt eben luk at dis if I weer u.
That b awl.
Kin Ai putz mai fing ers doan nao as Ai nawt be pee kin atchoo?
Guzundhite!
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Wud I b tellin u wear u kin b puttin yew finnerz?
Nope. Not gonna go dere. Not mii. I wuddn due dat.
Fanks!
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Kors Nawt, adn NAWT wanchoo tu goeeng deer. Nope, nawt at awl.
but eye did luk! is sumpfing bad gonna happen tu me in sebben daiz?
i r trying tew post my lols for you tew luk at.i fink day r teh funny but i duznt knowing hau tu get dem postid onna votee page. sumbunnee tell mee plz? kthx.
Did u chek deh “Tips and FAQs” linkee on deh lef colum in teenee tinee print under dhe “How to Make LOLs” piktogramz?
uuuhhhhhhh………..no.
i r teh stoopy…..brb…. plz follo mai bloo naem nd luk at dem to seeing wut ewe fink?
make lol, sabe n submitt nd wayt. ok….did yoo luk at mai pics?
Oahi lc79. Ai lookeded achur LOL’s adn R has teh funee, speshully teh Frizbee
i fot sew…. tanks. *shaking floofee paws* i present yew wif a silbur sippin straw tew sip yer drinkees wif. nd gibbin wun tew ebberbunny. ai finks wi awl needing deh lugzurees ub lief. wi can habbing dem awn deh innertubez.
Ohhh Fank yew so mush! Yew R sew genruss wiff teh lubbly shinee straw. Ai fill sew speshul. Heer in cheezland ennyfing wii can be habbing ennyfing we wunt oar lyke adn iz heer fur awl 2 njoy. N deer is nawt kallo rees in enny ob teh tastee fuds – woOt!
o fanks foar teh silbur strah, lc79. iz gud foar mee. ai try tu stay way frum teh ikky plastiks. dey bad fur hoomanz an teh kittehs!
ur lolz is funnee. thx for shaerin tehm.
cu roun’
kthxbai!
wun wood fink dey wood comming up wif a safer olturnitiv dan teh plazteks. butt ai gess knot…. n e wayz u r welcom for deh silbur straw. plz remember tew clean it wif a pipe cleenr and sum silbur polish tew keep it gud.
Nyt awl, Ai juss lukkat tyme, needz tu put myslef tu bed, it has be at 1130 heer
*Zzzzz
*purrrrrr
Nyt fikshunkitteh. O hai we haz saym tyme zown. Iz 1130 heer 2.
Ohai Moira! Mai oui bees sing yew 2 marro (awlmoast @ dai). kthnks bai
Stelth kitteh carefully avoyds leevin futprints so as not to be trakd when snitchin teh sammon from teh fridje.
Kitteh luuks liek her bees levytatyting: can bees menny reasuns foar tihs:
1. Her can bees a passungure in Cweenmj’s bubblol
2. Mebbee her bees treiying tu geddawn toppa teh situamashun
3. Mebbee her bees jes treiyng tu rize abuv iyt awl
4. Her cud bees iyn spayce azza maskot onna Hew Hess Hay spayce flite praujekt
5. Mebbee her bees jes fulla haut aire……..
5.
Sekund 5. : Fourgeddabouddit!!!!!
Ceiling Cat to perform intervention!
fer whut? We-uns KNOT goen tew givzup teh katniep or chzbrgrs! i wilz jus havz tew livz on teh street en a box (which i liekz tew b in anywayz!)
my sis alwayz wanted 2 b ahdubcted bah aleinz! lol!