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uth awslo hath sum hot cross buns.
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Iz der sumfing stuck in mah teef?
lett us leav, she sed crisplii
O hai, happee nawt second tidmum. May ai hang mai poster heer awn yur commint??
Thankx
MAY AI HAVE YUR ATTEHSHUN PLEEZ
We ar having a partee to welcom ar deer Mary O’ Spockn hoem frum Peru!!!
DATE: Wednesday, 14 May 08.
TIME: 6AM ICHC time/aka teh Third Pikchure ov teh Day/aka 12 Noon EST
PLACE: RITE HEER!!
DRESS: Casual
Bring cards oar refreshments (potluck) – or just yurselves. Awl ar welcome!!!
And bring sum smilez.
I brings teh pot
i bringz teh luk
i can has luk? awl myn habs been bads…
Goddess ub wisdum shud be maiking oan lukz
Is ok. Yu kan taek bat luk bak to da stor, provided yu haf yur receet. Dey hav tu replase it wit guut luk.
Boi, Ai wished Ai wud hav knoed taht a laung tiem ago:
Yuu beddur beleev Ai wud hav luuked hi adn lo untyl Ai founded teh receet!!!!!!
Iz alreddee brung da rahbit to cuk in yr pot
o noes!!!!1!!!one!!!
janet, yu’z such a gud cheezfren!
(((((((JCH4millyumK)))))
o, an happi nawt sekund, tidmum! dat wer a gud wun!
Yay! Tom Swift !:lol:
ai fink bof ub tehm r fissishums, sed Tom, paradoxically.
thinks.com/words/tomswift.htm
And they awl nodded ther heds.
Yep. Yoo luk thurprithed, it must be a thtealth lettuth.
Concatumalashuns on yer nawt sekkund! Drinksies and dansies with daisies?
Daisies.letuth leaths an udder salid stuffs an froots I finkso
.
We can has
Advocado
Blackberries
Cress
D..
Dandy-lyins
Eggplants
Ferns
G..
if Fern cumz Hazel shud tu.
Heehee!!
Dems stuffin teh faces-agen an iz haff past midnite!!!
Ohhnoo!! Do not get wet! Donot feed after midnite!!!
I will come down inna mornin an der will bees millyuns ob eebil funnee kreechures in mah kitchin
I thot dere awlreddy wuz.
I are a weerd kreechure sew dems will be rite at hoam wiv me!!!
Dingleberries
Endive
Froot Salad
g….
greene onyuns
holliehocks
ivee
Juicy oranges
Kiwi
Limz
M..
MelOns
New spring sprowts
Open faced veggie sammiches
Petewnias
Quince jellees
Raw dishes
s
Prickly Pears
Quince
Radishes
S…
Salid creem
Tomaytoes
Ugli froot
V..
Spring mix
Termaterz
Unyumz
Vernal grenery
w
Waddercress
Xplodin belleh after awl dis froot an veg
Yello peppers
Zucchini
wadiusheses
y
Yew going tu fikz da prikleepaerz so we can etez dem? Ai finkz maost peepz nawt noze haow but ar taisty. Did mai nawt secund kemstry spermint wif dem. Sploded in mai dresur drawr.
Granny Smiff apples
Hairy coats vairte
Eyes burg let-us
F..
Awww, and they keep him locked up for noming the greens.
Conga Ratz Tidmum!!!!
Enny wun els gonna plai wif us? Oar ar wii habbin teh martoonie pitchur 2 oarselbs?
Ohhhh!! Martoonies!!!
We can haz lawts ob dat
lethuth thprai…..deer ceeling bunnie?
Bunny’s after dinner prayer:
Bleth the Lord, o my thoul, and all that ith within me…
Yeth!!!
aww, gud wun, Tidmum! Congaratsshoelaces own nawt sekkond!
How’s about a leefy twirl fur dansing?
an, insted of dwinks, sum dwessing? Ranch? Frensh? Hunny-moustard?
Maybe it should be Bunny-moustard?
Ohai turtlol
Caesar dressing awn crisp letuth leaths, mmmmm NomNomNom
Lettuce gib fanks to Cielin Cat for dis bounteefull feest.
Iz wii gonna eetz? Aye leff mai Bibb en Boston….
Kale, Caesar!
Hahahahhh!!!
Iz will be laffin wen I see teh letuthes in teh froot an veg shoppe tewmorrer!!!
iffin ur gonna Romaine hear, doan B Mesclun aroun wif mii stuf… .ok thnx
{{{{{Smammie}}}}} da “saladiere”
Romaine calm.
Lettuce leaf teh bilding, Cos the Rocket is fiery.
En-Dive froo teh window.
I doan wanna arugulu wif u bout dis.
No tiem to parsnip words.
We can has Frisee haredids an den ebreewun will Lollo a tus.
Aye nawt arugula wif U, parsley B cuz Aye feal wilted…
diz iz putin ah nu spinach on tings…
Cielin Bunneh forgive mii 4 da pun Aim abowt 2 maek
adn 4 teh sawng…
♫♪♫I’ll guess you’d say,What can make me fart this way?
Cabbage
Talking ’bout Cabbage….♫♪♫
*headdesk*
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Gud ebenin PdB,
Dis iz 2 lettuce awl noa 2 B gud 2 teh liddle pussum-bebbehz az teh Possum-mum iz the Teribul Punster…Muhahahah…
*headoflettucedesk*
oooh U pour ting! duz U knead a nyse cuppa Oztrailian Koala Tea 4 teh hedake??
I’s dunno ai nebber hads no Koala Teas from teh Lands ob Oz. Is good? Is quality Koala Tea?
Mruhahahahhh, Teh Punster trap haz cawt teh sili cheezfren (I thought you would never ask!)
It seems that the Queen of England visited the city of Mercy Australia on the occasion of their centennial. During the celebration the Mayor offered the Queen a cup of their famous Koala Tea. Upon taking a sip, the Queen remarked ” There is a hair in my tea” to which the Mayor replied ” Yes – didn’t you know? The Koala Tea of Mercy is not strained” !!
**Hed desk**
Oowwch!!!
{{{CweenMJ}}} Aye didna meen 2 catz U!! Butz U ken hab sum Koala Tea 2, fur plai-n teh pun gaem, Uze ah gud sportz.
I tried to warn you, but did you listen to me? No, you knew, didn’t you? It’s just a harmless little bunny, isn’t it?
zomgwtfbbqpimp!!!!! Teh bunneh is murderin teh poor halpless lettuce!!!!!
nawt murdr. it kays o miztaykn idenitee. dat chard, not lettus, n it deesrvd wut it got.
Iffs it wudda been Romaine,
it wud fall unner diffrent garden jurisdiction.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1135405
Jamamakitty, teh spy cameras u put in mah howse must b workin quite well!
Ur maekin me laff and scare teh kitteh!
Fank yew fur teh LOL!
stealth kittlin strikes agin!!!!
Ai luk agen nd yu iz rite! Kilz da chard!
aw he’s just a liddel beater…. AGGGGGHHHH
that rabbit’s dynamite!
kwik! get owt the holey hand grenayde!!
Ok. Nao ai c teh gofur dansin in mai brayne.
izz teh newlywed salad, letuth aloan
I brought you a shrubbery!
Nao yoo maykz path?
Iz Ubangi Bunneh.
Lettuth in, Raithins out.
ROLFPIMP!!!
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Elebenty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL! Ew — but LOL!
Bwuaahaahaa, pimp heer 2
Lethuth gib thankths foar dis nommee.
Ai haz a migrayne… ai haz a lazee (tew lazee tew get on teh wp). Ai can haz a qwiltee?
Oooh. A prittee teel qwiltee. Dat will keep teh lazee in teh place.
Ohai nightshayde
Dats teh priddee qwiltee.Haz sum hawt chokklit an a parrotseetamawl fer teh hedake,an stay wrapt up cozee in yaw qwiltee.Feel bedder sune ‘kay?
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I r gunna wrap up in mah IRL qwiltee nao. Is deff oclock heer in TTI an MrT.M
goin tew werk at 3am
Nitey nite ebreewun.
parrotseetamawl?
deff oclock? That I unnerstandz! LOLZ! @@@@@
Paracetamol iz TTI medicine for headaches and such.
Iz Tylenol or sumfink like dat in Merika?
Aspirin is used here mainly for stroke prevenshun/blud thinning.
Butt aspirin mebbee not so grate aksually for strokes ~ ifn bleed in brayne, then much pleh! An meny strokes (40%?) are not teh clots but teh bleeds… Bee bery, bery careflol…
Hoap ur hedake goez away soon!
{{nightshayde}}
Hoppings teh mygreen gohn nao, Nightshayde. Ah had lorrible mygreen Toosday too; all be better nao after solvable Ibu..Ibub…Ibuprofen. Yay!
Welkum bak, Sol!
ai dint se Sol. Ware’z he bin ne wai?
Ai miss Sol… teh Caertrlols droev hym orf weaks agoe.
Ai has a beeeg sad.
Esther, maek hym rite tew us, pls.
Ai miss himz tew!! Ai been wundurin an wundurin whare he be. Wuz it reely teh caretrollz?!?!
I been busy, itz spring an ders mush to do. I sorry dat nobody did the pun about how the real kulprit wus Collard jus down der street. Mite uh bin wurf a lol.
to pare-uh-frase fum a Rimski Korse-ah-koff faborite: ‘boyz such as eye are nawt afraid ob caertrollz’
Hey, Solly, gud tew sea yoo! Glad yoor back!
Lethuth has flavur
In teh Soviet Russia, letuth noms u!
Juss tesstin a smylee. O.o\m/
Teh rok on smylee wurkd! I haz a happeh.
Ummm… Ah no seez it in TTI, Moira!
I didn’t see nuffin smyly eever, Ise useing fyrefawx, maybe it werked onna differmint browwer?
Bunneh nomming hims lethuthe sammidge, liddle knoeing taht hims iys makeing us reddy tu asplode wif him kyuootness.
Ai had a sad tudai; butt tihs sweetee bunneh lyfted mai moode rlly fas;
Haow kan yuu moap wen yuu ar cunfruntid wif such a splortable babbeh,
Ai aksed maiseylfe.
Adn Seylfe sez: yuu jes cannawt bees deejektid; jes taike a luuk at tihs lil gui!!!!
Ai hopes yer feeun beddah, CheshireKittehKat… Iz noe phun beyun sad… n’ ai’z bin kinna sad 2 dai, awl sew.. juss teh bluwz, ai gess.. seemz laik sum daiz r laik taht.. buht lettuth purse erveer… n holed upp r heds n smyle, yeth!!!! ((((((((Hugz teh maik yoo feallllz bedduh — CheshireKittehKat))))))))))
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ZOMG LOL!
Isn’t lettuce toxic to bunnies? My mom tells me a story about her feeding a rabbit lettuce and it getting horrific diarrhea and dying and the vet saying “NEVER FEED A RABBIT LETTUCE!!!”
That isn’t lettuce it’s cabbage.
I have some lettuce also. Right Here!
Aww… so cute
so dats how ate mi salad
I HAVE A HARE JUST LIK DIS!!!!!!1!