Ohhh. So dats waht happens
Ohhh. So dats waht happens when I shake teh sodaz. sry.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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orly?
yarly!
No wai!
Diet Coke and Mentos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKoB0MHVBvM
Diet Coke, Mentos, and Dri Ice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12f1as8wIHw&feature=related
It’s teh bomb.
bedher dan lydukan?
Nawt sekkund? WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Concatchoolashunz — an awl bai yerself!
Let teh sillybrashunz begin!
I gotz teh sammichez.
Hmm letz see. Maybeh teh Tyme Wurp 4 2dai’z songdanse? Or maybeh Twist an Showt… HMM…..
Twis n Showt…. cuz dats wut teh hoomin do when opns teh coke.
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*kitteh sings*
shake it up beahbeh now (shaek it up, babeh)
twist n showt (twis n showt)….
Ooooh - datz purrrrrrrfekt!
*Dukkee danses*
DANS PARTEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!
WOOT WOOT!
Too bad gibbocat isn’t heer. He wunz akshullee wun sum twist dans contests! Said he was tawt bai an awesum cyoot grik gulr! LOL!! Taht WUD be an incentive, wudn’t it?
Lulz! It be okai JCH4K. U r veri gud at danse!
U got DIET Cokez? R u sayin I iz FAT?!?
sensitib kitteh is eezilee offended
Iz not senditib!!!!!!1!! *sobz*
omai… um…. chawlik possum? maek yew feel bettr?
Hav a bazilli-illion cheezburgers wit’ extra catnip.
Nomnomnomnomnonmnonm. Oof. Mai liddul dukkee stommick iz veri full!
Hey gize! Ai’s fownd teh door into sommer - com luk!
hehe, dis comment made me lol, ai’s habbin a bit of a sad tewdae cus it’s been 2 yrs since mai grandad passed awae
Aww heer has a sammich 2 mayk yoo feel betta.
fankoo!! *nomnomnomnomnom* mmm taysteee! wuts in em??
{{{{jimmba}}}}
altho, yew prolly shudda axed dat b4 nomming teh sammich. Jus sayin
lulz………
ai surree, ai’s not eetun today
nooooo dun has a sad!!!
heres sum chzbrgrs @@@@ for yew!
Jimmba - yoo reelee doo feel reelee down. If yoo dont eben want to eet.
But ai thnk yoo can eet enething yoo wants heer. No wun wud even THINK ov gibbin yoo sumthing taht wuzzn’t taystee and nootrishus!!
is not that ai’m down dat ai hasn’t eetun, ai just been berry berry busee toodai so’s ai’ve not gotten rownd tew it! well, that an mai cupboard are emptee *goes red*
dat happns to me awl teh tiem… sew much energy to go get the foodstuffs! sometimes teh lazee wins over teh hongree…
ai dunno… iffn Maus wuz heer…
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Ai cannot eet wehn ai is stressed… tiems liek final exams and stuff… but in teh fall ai wuz nawt doing sew well and was always forgettin mai foods and stuff. Iy’s hard to eet teh noms wen ur tummy says ‘eh… no fanks’
ai hasta eet, even iffn ai doant want to. mai tummee duznt send signals to mai brane- so ai hasto luuk at teh taim oar listen to teh gurglin noyses.
itz even werse wen aim stressd.
mai tummy duz that too!! is new unwelkum development. DO NOT WANT. ai hope it will go wai and mai tummy will sai, ‘plz to be feeding me, kafleen2, kthxbai!’
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yew are in teh college, rite? (oar did ai make that up?) hao did finals go? r u done yet?
It haz menny yummeh fudz in it. It haz eggz an mayonayz an piggle rellish.
Hmm…seemz az if I gotz teh ressipee mixd up wif Tuna salid ressipee…*dukkee mutterz 2 self* …Piggle rellish…?
Piggles relish in mud.
MTUKK gibs me a muddee sammich? ew!
ai tol yew yew shudda axed!!
Long ago, my papakitteh wuz in a kamp of consheeyenshus objekturz during WWII. Wuz in Waldport, Orygun. During teh day tehy plantided treez on teh mountings taht had ben cleerkut, oar sumtiems fited forest fires. Butt during teh eevnings teh did art, an musick, an drama, an reeded poetry an fings. Wunce tehy put on a satyrical mewsickal calld Teh Mikado in CPS [Civilian Public Service]. Tehr’s a song of teh Lord Hi Executshunner, calld I’v Got a Little List - of tohse hoo won’t bee mist - and for teh satyre, tehy put in wun line abowt teh vegetarryuns in camp, hoo alwace aksed what was in teh fud. “I’v got a little list - of tohse hoo won’t bee mist - teh wuns hoo ask ov evvry dish - of what does tihs consist? “—- it bekame a family catchfrase foar us.
. . . A vairy long storee to eksplane why I laffed wehn Kafleen said Jimmbo shuddov aksed what wuz in teh sammij . . .
abbycat
snert… i lieked ur storee!
I’m glad you reeded it. it tuk me sew lawng to rite, in LOL and wiv the black hole at teh side of the skreen (hwich is MUSH BIGGER tahn it yewsed to be! taht I thot evvryboddy be gon home by teh tiem I finnisheded ritin.
corse nawt!!!! teh black hole gets scareer and scareer teh farthur down yew go in teh thred… ai has a prowd dat yew braved it for yur storee!
Gud storee Abbycat!! Sum uv us west coest
peepz will b beeing heer 4 owerz yet. So no
need 2 wurry taht no1 reedz deh story. Sum
uv uz eben stay upz till deh wee owerz.
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And a hint 4 riting in the dark side:
Just typing until ur werdz reech the plais
where deh box outside yer typing box b
habbing deh lion; den pressing deh Return
key. (not teh owtsidiest box, but teh one
dat ur commint and deh “clik here 2 cancel”
and deh Add commint buttun b in.)
Den u not b riting in deh dark.
Oar - it seems to bee awnlee wif Firefox. Wif firefox, ai haz teh dredded rap around - an wif Safari - ai can see ebreething!
Cweenmj - sorree ai must leeve just wehn yoo got heer. Just fur maybee 35 minnits.
Got to go Mow teh grass fur a bit!!
But hooray!! Waht a grate storee. An ai luvs “Teh Mikado.” We did it wen ai wuz in Ohai skool - ai wuz “Katisha.”
an ai am going to keep taht - waht yoo sayed. we hav sum famblee memberz hoo do this!! LOL!!!
I don’t remememeber what Katisha wuz in the satyre. I tink teh Lord Hi Execushuner wuz mabye teh head of teh Selective Service (teh Draft). Oar mebbeh taht wuz teh Mikado. An teh prince wuz wun of teh pacifists.
Doo yoo noe hwich pikshur a few dais ago had teh “three little kitteh from skool” song? i want to keep taht.
No - but if ai find it, ai will bukmark it an bring it too yoo. Ai wud laik to find ti, too!
Abbeycat, Dat is a rly gud storey bout yur papakitteh I haz dun sebberal vershuns of dat song for diffrnt reezuns. But I agree wid dem,
bout da not miss of dose who alwase wants to noe “watt in dis?”
My offsprings alwayz asks “what *iz* it?” wid much due bee os it tea bout da new
bout de nue kinds ub gushifoods I makes fer de dinners.
I resemble dat remark - srsly.
I b veggie, so I alwais hab to ask wat’s in teh fud. I neber maek a beeg deal bout it, and neber tri to offend. Dere iz juss sum stuff I doan wanna eet.
MAI LTTL BOI KITTEH (NOW HIZ 37 ! YIKES
! HOW DAT HAPPEN WHEN I STILL 23?) ALWAZ YOOSTA SAY
“HAVE I HAD THIS B4? ” WHILE LUKKIN DU-B-US-LEE AT
DA NEW FOODZ. SO I
SAIZ, ” YES ! AND U LUBBED IT!” AZ AI MEREMBER, TAHT
DIDNT WERK MUCH.
Heer haz sum cawfee 2 wosh it owt. Dun wurry. I didnt mayk dis 1. It be frum starbukz.
starbukz is pleh!! ai haz wun frum costa cawfee fankoo plz?
O:< WUT did u sai ’bout starbukz?!?!?!?!!?!!
OH!!! {{{{Jimmba}}}} Hao awn ERTH haz yoo lerned so much??? starbukz IS teh pleh! TT
They roste their been until tehy ar burnt!!
Waht iz this “costa” ov wich yoo speek??
T.T Naow u guiz r maykin meh daown….
costa is a cawfee shop ober here in TTI! tis luberly cawfee! and dey has hyooooge cups!! tis deleeshus!! Ai tend tew buy mai own beens and maek my owun at wurl. tis teh bestest wae tew enjoy kawfee furst thing on a morning!
Oh MTUKK - doo nawt be down. Yoo see, teh Starbux iz maed fur Merrycan tastes. But ai lived moast ov mai laif in Yurp. In Austria, an jermanee, an Italee eben, an teh cawffe there iz sumthing veree different.
Eben tho teh jerman an Austrian coawfees ar teh deelishus, Ayetalian cawffee - Oh mai Hebbin in a cup!!
Hehehe. Mai naym lukz weerd wen itz abbree… abrrev… shorter. MTUKK…lol….
Yes! Lukz sort ov laik yoo ar an Eskimo boot!! LOL!