not that i dont trust
not that i dont trust ur drivin skills
hoominz nawt such gud driverz akshully.
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Teh bebbeh shud be in a carseet!
Care Troll Bait!
*snurt!*
Iz ok. Kitteh has dual kontrol an’ kan take ova. Kitteh is a top racing driva an’ praktices around the hows everi nite, just afta evryone’s asliip.
Helio kitteh?
Yay!
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Luks tamee laik diz iz a carseet…note furmashun of 2 straps dovetailing intu one dat wud go between babees legs. N upholseree luks laik car seet, an der iz a carseet logo. Pawprints upholseree…cud tis be noo ammal car seet?
*Whispers*
Luks liek taht to me to. But I wuz tryin to ketch me a Care Troll
Shhhhh. Be vewwy qwiet. I’m huntin
wabbitstrollsHEY!!
Iz that kitteh in a CAR???
How danjerus!!! Wut if teh kitteh got loose! And jumped owt uv teh windoe?
Kittehs DO NOT LEIK cars. They duzznet liek anything taht goes fastur then they do, and the open windoes messes up ther floof!! Also the stoopy hoomans in the next car r givvin teh kitteh a hedake wif the BOOMBOOMBOOM moosik! Please get the kitteh owt uv the car!!!!!!
**caretoll mask off**
“teh opinyuns wif the CT mask r nawt nessarillie those uv the hooman making the commints. ” kthx
*Big cardboard box falls suddenly over the troll*
Gotcha! Hey eberybuddy! I cawt me a Care Troll!
Now wut u do wiv it?
Ai’s goin to luvvitanpettitancawl it Jorje!
Care Trolls need luv tu!
Throw dat cow pie on it.
SPEEKING ub dat…
*whisperingJ*
oh, ai c…
“catch a liddel CT an pud him in a box
an den we ledhim go.”
or gibb em tu ambercat tu plai wid.
Woohoo! A caertroll ob mai verree oen! Tankyu Jajeh!
concat shoe lashuns on nawt-sekund Maus! Is lunch tiem heer- wanna sammich and bevrige?
Oooh- 5 way makramay- lotz a sammiches!
Shur. Sinse I lives neer Filthydelfeeya, let’s hav sum Hoagies and Tasteecaeks and A-Treat sodees…
Ai eetz lo-carb. I can has all teh hoagie innards on teh salad? Wif teh yummee Italian dressing?
“Hoagie Innards” would be a gud name for a rock band.
Opening tonight for The Sub Guts…
… followed by a special appearance by Teh Grinder Entrails Experience.
Doan furgit “Teh Proverbial Wheaties!”
… formerly known as “The Scrapple”…
Concatulayshuns Maus!
but u stawpped short wif me last teim!
ai can haz helmet tew?
Yu can haz speshul tuna-flavor helmet dat haz a cheezburger dispensor.
But I fink I will soon gid owt an walk!
is you won’t have any splorts while driving?
Oh noes! I typed 2 fast..
should read:
Is you surez, you won’t has any splorts while driving?
wid an ittibittikitteh in da kar, splort-frii drifin mai bi hard.
Nawt shur atoll!!!1
Concarshulashuns u guiz awn ur makramay!!
Adn sinse u awl lubbing See-lin so mush….
youtube.com/watch?v=NV5nqF6mVCQ
Whut eltz wud wun be driving in such a sitchywayshun eggsept . . .
a splortscar!
FTW!!!
If a hen woz driving, wud yu niid an eggs-splort license?
…but I be here dis tiem. No moar shotguns foar me.
Speed racer kitteh!
shoot, this wuz sposed to be unner jd’s commint.
Dat’s ok. Yur kommint woz sooooo fast, evun ICHC culdn’t catch it to put it in the rite plase.
speed racer kitteh can tuna car and tuna fish.
Car seat lookz lak it iz for teh petz with teh paw printz on it! kyoot!
Oooooohhhhhhh. Sew kewt!!!!
Splort!!!
Oh noes! Yoo is lukkin payl. We needs halp over heer! Is teh CCC stokked up?
MJ! I can halps? I watched u take care of Kafleen eerlier…
Lesseee, firsts colleckt teh branes.
SWEEP SWEEP WIPEY SWEEP
Now, we piks them up CAERfullie… and putz them bak in MJ’s widdle hed.
pat pat smooth em down, tuck pat.
Here, i haz a really kyoot swimmie cap I fink will werk grate heer. It’s nawt a speedo but haz the Mark Spits indorsement.
Puts on cap nice n snug, and taypes up wif ducky tape.
TAPETAPETAPE rowndandrowndandrowndandrowndandrownd!!
OOH **dizzie**
**Shakes hed**
Ok, heer, is a nice sawt periwinkle colurred blankie, and an assorment of choklit animules, we had at he cirkus.
Lyons, Tigers, and Bears!
Wif som hot chawklit.
And whippy creem.
Rest fur a while.. u shud be ok soon!
Ooohhh. Fank yew Leeza!!! How u noe I like deh Mark Spitz!?!?!! And dis blankee iz sew kumfee. I’ll just rest heer a wyle. Braynez still feline a liddul skrambulled.
Iz we there yet?
Very cute kitten, but I have a sad. One of my kittens lost his battle with cancer this morning. He’s over the bridge now.
Awww…{{{pouncy}}}
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Ai knoe hao u feelz. Mai Josie crossed da bridj this past Fridae.
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Mebbe tehy will halp eech udder figger there wai arownd.
Oh rhsb, wut a wunderfull fot.
{{{{{{{pouncy}}}}}}}}
I haz a sad fur yoo both. Sends yoo beeg orinj hugs wit tehse frendlee paws uv mien:
{{rhsb}} an {{pouncy}}
{{{{{{{{{{pouncy an rhsb}}}}}}}}}}
Sorree fur bote yer lozzes.
Splorrin! Lotsa splorrin tu du tugedder! Kittehs lub dat! Spesshlee wen don habta fite wid cancer anymohr.
so sowry Pouncy!
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{hugs pouncy}
{{{{pouncy}}}}}
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{{{{{{{{{{pouncy}}}}}}}}}} an {{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}
Awwwww pouncy – taht iz so sad. But purrhaps he reelee iz playing if Josie rite nao. Ai noe – we awl now -just hau much yoo ar greeving rite nao
{{{{{pouncy}}}}}
I has sad 4 u, pouncy. Lubs/Sad Kitteh
{{{{{pouncy}}}}} Ben ther. They leeve pawprints on yr hart that last furever.
Soe sorree foar yuu, pouncy; maikes meh haz a sad.
Ai wil bees finking ov yuu adn keaps yuu iyn mai thots adn prayures…..
{{{{{{{{{{{{POUNCY}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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Awwww – so sry to heer dat.
{{{{{Pouncy}}}}} }}}}
Hao did werdpretzl manij to lose half mai post?
Teh udder part wuz:
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Not ova da bridge. Playing rite bi rainbow bridge. Dey’ll play an’ play an’ play wid’ all the otha kittehs there, inkluding some I knew. Dey’ll wait for you. kittehs, goggies, hamstas, an’ all loved pets will wait for da one that loved them. Dey alwais do, an’ der’s proof dat dat is tru. Ai kno it doesn’t make it easier, it hurts, an’ dat is because yu love. Da briter da light, da darka da shadows. But if your in a shadow, dat means da light is still there.
That’s lovely, jd.
ty.
Thanks you guys, and hugs back at you. I knew you all would make me feel better, and I’m so glad that Jonesey has a new friend.
as JCH4K wud say, yr kittlin be rubbin teh legs of teh angels now!! an waitin for yew in the Princess Mu meadow!! Enjoy teh furry memories……. ai go now sew ai dunt gets tew sad!
Josie an Jonesey.
If teh naymes meen enething – then tehy ar moast certainlee frenz nao!
JCH4K alwuys noes hoaw tew maek eben teh sad fings in owur lil lives hab a positive ending, and furr dat we shud all huggle her! {{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
“huggle” – FTW!!!
Ur drivin’? EJECT EJECT EJECT
U kno, i has 6 kitties as u could prob. tel from me name… but any of them in a car, would be hell 4 me family
Sry and many hugs to teh person who losted their pet today.
Afraid to be moar specific because I sed teh rong name when expressing sympathies teh other day and shared some experience from when I losed mah kitteh a few months ago but teh person was all “u sed rong name, wtf?” and no “thx 4 teh thots”. I had a grate big sad after that.
But I is sorry for ur loss. I knoes how much it hurts.
oh noez that were rude.
{{{{lcb}}}}
how iz Uz and Esme todai?
Well, I spose they was all sad and didn’t reelize how they came across when they said that but I already had a sad for them and a sad for me because I telled a sad story about mah kitteh so being ruded by a Cheezfren just sent me over teh edge, sadwise.
I think I is feeling moar better now. Thx for teh hug! U is vry nice.
Esme is doin vry well, thx! She had her first round of chemo last Tuesday and apart from throwing up twice on Thursday, which might have been merely coincidental, she has been not only fine but even better than she was before. Yay, Esme!
LCB – Ai dinnt meen to sownd meen or rood. Ai verree sorreee.
*sniff*
*wipes away tears*
*blows nose on — copy and paste name to be a hunnert percent accurate — rhsb’s shirtsleeve*
*HONK*
Thx. I hope u is feeling less sad, but I know teh sad stays around for a longlong time.
Hug? Um, after u change ur shirt, of course.
{{{LCB}}} U wetted mai favrit shirt. Datz okay. I’ll warsh & dri.
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Ai’m feelin a littel bettur. Ai cryed wen ai empteed Josie’s fud boles. Da litturbocks still has hur littel feet-prints innit and ai kant bring maiself 2 do annyting yet.
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Ai wish ai had sumting to keep ov hurs, but nottin speshul sticks owt.
U haz teh best stuff in yur hart, rhsb.
And ur cardiologist has some kwestions to axe u.
Rut-roh. Ai no likee docktors.
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All dat’s in mai hart is mush lub for kittehs and choklit. Nuffin else.
Leave it Rosie. Taht exactlee wuz mai problim wif Florian. Tehre were hiz veree own liddle pawprintz. It wuz a veree long tiem befoar ai dud do that. Indeed – ai still cannawt say it.
Just keep it az long az yoo need to – an don’t EBEN feel bad about it. It’s yur connekshun – it meenz sumthing to you. I ment a lot to mee. An of CORSE it will maek you sad to luk at it. But taht is – wehn all iz said an dun, a gud thing.
Yoo hav her in yur hart. Taht iz yurs furebber. An yoo hav us. We doo unnerstand eggsactlee hao yoo fee.
u cud keep sum ub her poo frum deh lidderbox. (Naud funnee!)
an u muzhab sum furr ub hers unnder deh furnishure.
Sorree fur yer loss. Wen we gedda kitteh or udder ammal, we kno hau it will end, but we set ourselbes ub fur deh loss an pain aneeway. ai guess we ahl tink its worth it.
u cud keep sum ub her poo frum deh lidderbox. (Naud funnee!)
an u muzhab sum furr ub hers unnder deh furnishure.
Sorree fur yer loss. Wen we gedda kitteh or udder ammal, we kno hau it will end, but we set ourselbes ub fur deh loss an pain aneeway. ai guess we ahl tink its worth it.
Nau ai hab dopee commind poszted twaice, an ai prollee shudnot ub sed once!
mush simpathees fur yur loss rhsb! Eff id were mai boiz, spesshlee deh one, ai’d keep aneeting ai cud faind ub himz. Juz cuz it WAZ himz, an he cum naud again.
Agwee, leev ebryting aziz until u fehl u wanna muv it. Mebbe about deh taim annuder one cumz along an steehls ur hart.
oh, dear {{{{rhsb}}}}!
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(and a gud hug foar {{{{pouncy}}}} too.)
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This maed me cri wiv teh sweetness!
I can just see teh little feet-prints.
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Yu can always sav teh memrees.
Nawt teh saem, I know. I hav minny things frum mai kittehs, but they were kwite old (14 and 17). I have fur and whiskers. I have their ashes each in a keepsaek tin, and I spread them when I think about it, at minny uv mai favrite places.
But wiv a little bebbeh, they has so little time.
Sending you soft blankets foar yoar teers, and assuring yu that yes, it duz get better, teh pain less sharp, teh thoughts moar happy. Wut a lukky kitteh tu hav such a swell parent!
Deer rhsb:
Ai hoep yuu hadded a guud weakeynde,
cunsyduryng yuur sadd loss last weak;
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Snorgles, hedbonks, anna shmoo foar yuu!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Luv, CKK
LCB – Sawry yoo wuz ruded by a Cheezpeep. Not maykin skyuses fur them, uv korse, but we awl noes hao upset we gits when a furry child leeves us.
Yay fur yoo an Esme! Kittehs rool!
BTW, yestiday I saw mah sister an she gayv me pikshor uv teh kittens that her frend’z kitteh had in erlee Apryl.
They is awl gray tabbies with teh whyte booties. They haz teh kyoot! I is afeerd to tawk abowt it lest I jinx it, but in June I may tayk wun ov those booted gray tabby behbehs rite into mah hart an mah howse.
Will be 4 yeers since I last had a kitteh, as mah Grem left me in June 2004. No kittehs sinc then. (Sum uv us hoose harts is hurt duzzint heel fur so lawng tiem.) I haz bin pikkin owt nayms fur a kitteh. I duzzint no if they is boys ur gurls at this poynt. Enny cheezfrenz wanna halp me?
Abbacat
Bootsie
Charlie
D . . .
Dusty
Eensie
Fanseepants
G…
Gus
Hermione
Iggy
J…
(ai haz a Dusty – is a gud naem fur a grey & white kitteh!)
Junior Acheever
Kevin/Kevina
Little Latin Lupe Lu
Mr. Manfredjinsinjin
Nommy McNommerson
O Hai Kitteh
(sry — I was onna roll)
A Fish Called Wanda refrunz — Yay!!!
…
Pufflefluff
Quaxo
Rumpleteazer
Skimbleshanks
Tyler; Timmy; Twinkletoes
U…
*gigglol* Ai got on a roll tew… an nao ai haz “CATS” eerwurms. Gotta lissen to mai soundtrack.
Purrrrrrr
Aiz awlmoast dun lissnin to teh London recording of CATS. Ai furgitz hao muchlee ai lubz dis sowndtrak wen ai doan lissen in a wile — ai finkz ai will haz tew lissen agin wen itz ober.
purrito
Q
Robusto
Snuggles/schroedinger
Tigger
Uniqua; Uma; Ursula
Violet; Veronica; Valentino; Victoria
Whiskers; Walter; Wesley
Xerxes; Xander; Xena
Yasmine; Yorick
Zeus; Zack; Zippy
Yay! Thank yoo, Cheezfrenz!
I haz lots uv new idears nao! Mebbe this kitteh will haz to hav sevral nayms so I kin use a bunch uv these!
Mah eggsperience is that teh rite name will just pop into ur hed. I named Liam in mah sleep. He came home from teh shelter as “Brandon” and when I woked up teh next morning I sed to mahself, “LCB, u better go see how Liam is doing.” He’s been Liam ever since.
Or Lee. Or LeeLee. Or, as of this weekend “Liam-um-away”.
Ai mus konk… cunc… agree. Wii didn’t know wut Dusty’s naem wuz gonna be. Kept trying to fink ob a naem — den she caem owt frum under Momkat’s bed cuvverd wif dust bunnehz — an it becaem cleer to us dat her naem shud be “Dusty.”
gremlin – a mist teh list, but cud ai toss
Adeline
Abigail
Arabella
into the mix??? Adeline iz mai brand noo grandniece; Abigail – just liek it; and Arabella – purrhaps mai favoriet nayme. She – if she it bee – cud be “Bella” fur short.
“Arabella” makes me think of 2 things.
Thing #1: Teh song “cinderella Arabella” that Peter Sellars and Goldie Hawn dance to in “There’s a Girl in Mah Soop”. Teh only video I could find appears to just be teh lyrics. U rilly needs to heer teh syke-a-dellic pop music that does wif it.
Thing #2: A character in “Drop Ded Fred” is called Arabella. We see her at a winetasting where many buff young mans, who might have gone on to become firemans, are serving while clad only in togas. I know about teh “only” part because one of teh young mans loses his toga. Because of teh movie’s rating we don’t get to see much, but it is enuff.
Now, scuse me, I has to go splash some cold watters on mah face.
Maeks me tink ob “Nawty Arabella Millah, cort a furrreee caturpillah…”
Arabella is alsew teh title character in a Strauss opra. Mush beautimous mewsic in dat one.
Jinx (reel naym uv former kitteh of mine!)
Kitteh (had to!
Ling Ling
Adn didnt u habbing a white Teddy tew?
*kyu mewsik frum teh Twilite Zoen*
Ackshully her name WUZ Jinks… sposed to be short fur ‘Hijinks’ but teh vet spelleded it teh othur wai so I nevver correckted it. She wuz black wif wite marks.
But that wuz nawt me wif teh whyte teddy. Well not the furry kind. Oh wait. That mite not be rite eethur. *ahem* Not teh animal kind.
hay, iz that Rod Surling there?
Speeking ob furry, heer’s the handkuffs bak. Dey cominged in berree… um… “handee”.
***dusts self off aftur LCB rolls over her***
ohai LCB!
*dusts off leeza-b’s fur, wypin away teh tyre traks from LCB*
Ohai! I liek awl these nayms! *giglol*
Sry, leeza. Mah handbrake malfunkshun, let me show u it.
s’ok! Glad to heer Esme is doing well!
I wuz wundering!
Deer Gremlin:
Souns liek iyts a veree guud tiem foar a neu babbeh kitteh;
Ai woan ebben tries tu teyll yuu wut naime tu pik;
(Ai’m shure wutebber naime yu chooses wil bees jes fyne,
becuz afture 4 yeers yuu wil haz a rlly guud wun iyn mynde)
Soe jes goes adn geyt taht neu babbeh, adn muches happeenesses tu yuu!!:
Fankyoo, CKK. Eech kitteh reelee erns its own naem when yoo gitz to noe him//her. But playin teh gaem uv pikkin owt teh naym givs me a happeh feelin!
An then ther will be teh *uther* (less glamruss) nayms teh kitteh erns fur itself, liek: Furball, Furface, Stink-bottom, Thunderpaws, etc.!
unna mai kittehs tolle me hiz naem. Ai hed Benjamin pikked out fur deh one, but didnt kno wadda cahl de udder. SO, ai sey, “wadai gonna cahl u?”
“Mew” he replies. Ai dond geddid, an laeder sai agin, “wad is yer naem?”
“Mew.” Ai stoopee hyumin and stihl don ged, an ai asks him laeder “so wad we gonna cahl you?” “Amew. AMEW!”
Finallee ai realize he cudnt ged his mout around all four silly bulls uf “Bartholomew.” An dats hiz naem.
That’s vry cute but why didden’t he just show u his driver’s license? Silleh kitteh.
Ai tink he lozt id ad deh shelder. He wuz inna ruhm wid sebral udder kittehs, an he showed id tu dem an dey pazzed it aroun an he nebber gottit bak.
Lib and lern.
But u is a good mommeh and taked him to teh DMV so he could gets a noo one, rite?
Nah…he indoor kitteh an we liv in NYC so dond need cahr. Ai dond hab one!
Well, hao iz he gonna b able to vote?
Rite! Ai maek shur he ged one ub our speshul NYC non-drivers id cards. Ai hab one…he can gedone tu.
Datz sew kyoot!
Ai fink datz hao Momkat’s kitteh, “Squeak,” got his naem. Wen him wuz a bebbeh kitteh, he yoosta maek a kyoot liddul “Squeek” noiz when he gawt up on teh furnichoor or wen he wanted a bellee-rub. He still duz it awlmoast six yeers laydur.
Hope u ken gedda noo lub nau.
Yay, indeed! Ai’m tawkin tew CC foar yoo an teh Esme! {{{{{{{{{{{{LCB an Esme}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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Us luuvs yuu!!!!!!!!!!!
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Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!WP, yuur: !%?##@+^$
LOLCATBURGLAR, teh abov poast wuz foar yuu-wye izzit awl teh wai
daown heer??
that’s so good to hear LCB
Esme sounds lyke she ar kicking cancer’s butt
You go girl!
She’s not only kicking cancer’s butt, she *bunneh-kicking* cancer’s butt!
Ai sends her teh snorgles and smoos from TTI! An awlso Liam so he duz nawt feel neglectid.
OH OH ai has teh mistaeken identitee – dis is me, SJ!!! U can tell bai teh abatar dat looks liek teh cowpat. Dis is CC’s way ob tellin me nawt to mess wiv teh dark fawces dat ai duz nawt understand (like wierdpress).
*looks suspishus*
How does we KNOW that u is SJ? Has ur credenshuls been verifyed?
Sho us yur furree green nikkers (wiv innishuls broydered awn)!!!
GARSSPP!!!! As if ai wud show mai nikkers OAR mai credenshuls on a famblee site! U nose ai has teh bery hi effical standards.
Tehn we donut has ennee prufe yu R SJ, eksept teh cowpat an yur werd forrit…
Mai werd is mai Bond! An tawkin of which, ai fink you’ll find dat mai tung prints eggsackly match those on Danyull Craig ober dere. U can be testing teh DNA.
Wayt, Ai’ll go lik Danyul Crayg an chek for tong prinz
*lik*
*lik lik*
*liklikliklikliklikliklikliklik*
*schluuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrppppppp*
Sry, wot wus Ai ment to be doin ober heer wiv Danyul Crayg an his tiny speedos?
Ambercat, u has gotted him awl wet. He’ll catch cold like dat – hand him ober heer an ai will warm him up.
Wiv a blankie ob corse, why u ask? *looks in no scent*
Ai tink mebbee it needs bofe ob us to keep hims warm…
Look! Ober dere! Alan Rickman!!!
*grabs DC an hides him while Ambercat is distracted*
Halp yursef to Danyul; Ai has a AllanRikman!
Yesh!!! Teh sucksess ob mai ebil plan, let me show u it.
Can I has a toi? or a buk to look at, plz? I cant see owt teh windoes in dis thing.
odderwise I will be kickin Ur seat
Kthx
R we tehre yet??
Now I has some smiles from you guys!
Yesh, weez be a sillie bunch awrite (at leest meh, ennywai)
Mommeh — ai haz tew yooz teh liddurbawkz!!!!! Ai noe yew sed ai shud go befoar wii left hoam, but ai did nawt hav tew go den.
Halp!
I ar hungreh, can we haz a cheezburger now?
sum slushie too.
Mah Esme did that a few times recently. Teh referral vet she went to for surgeries and now for chemos is way farther away than our reggaler vet and twice now onda way home she suddenly gotted all agitated and poked me onda arm through the carrier door and then peed. I think she was tryin to tell me she hadded to pee so I could pull over at a restaurant — no, not mCdonalds, mommeh, a *nice* place — where she could use their litterbox.
The last time we went, just last week, I got smart and put a puppy pee pad on top of teh towel in teh carrier so I woulnd’t has to warsh it when we got home.
Natcherally, she did NOT pee that trip.
belt your kitteh
Restrain urseff, Rodney.
I so sorreh to hear of teh losses {{{{{rhsb & Josie}}}}} {{{{{pouncy}}}}}
and happiness for {{{LCB & Esme}}}.
I posted teh update on bebe kitteh rescued friday on teh cheezfrenz, if yoo awl has teh few minitues to readed it, iz kinda long storey….
rhsb, i thodded of your Josie when i founded dis bebe, donnut no why, jus did!
Were do ai go 2 see it?
“Communist Cat”, 1:17 pm.
The full story, in “four-part harmony with feeling” is on CheezFrenz. Are you a member, rhsb?
BTW, frisco, it’s a good story…
fanks, maus, i had fun writing it!
Fanks, 4.5K. I rewrote in more detail on Yahoo groups: cheezfrenz and updated. I’ll post pics there, too, when I fuggure out how.
Oh, that is so sweet. Here, l’il buddy, I’ll give u mah iPawd.
ai just wunts tew beez awn teh sayf syde
Yep, enniiwun ziss Qte defunutlii diisurvz a kar siit.
CARE TROLL AN PRAOWD UV IT
Becuz ov her feer of drivure-ineptniss, kitteh iys relyeing veree muches onna air-bagg ov teh car;
Iyf iyt ebber deploieyes, her wil gibb iyt a Bigggggg Snorgle!!!!
(Tehn her pointee eynds wil probly deflayte iyt, adn kitteh wil jes hafta hangon foar deer lief- wun ov her niyne wuns, enneewaise!!!
Safety Kitteh
notises how hyooman drivez
when alwais on teh cell phone
Kitteh iz smrt…kitteh has obviuzly met mah ex-BF and his sycho muther…
(De dint bahlive in seat beltz and were insulted if you used one)
I r sooo glad u sed EX, Cygnia.
Wutts DIS crap? Wen I don’t log in I donut ebben get a whole quilt? I gets a HOLE
quilt, instead?
*shakes hoof @ plehy Wurd Press*
Wutt abowt now?
now?
y ahora?
pleh.
gaaaahhhh! Make the ugly quilt go awai!