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♬ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER YVI ♪
♫ HAPEEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
Die allerschoensten Geburtstagwuensche fliegen jetzt zu Dir!!
Petunia and B.R. enter, pulling Maus riding on a huge circus calliope. The calliope is playing the Beatles “Birthday Song”:
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
You say it’s your birthday
It’s my birthday too–yeah
They say it’s your birthday
We’re gonna have a good time
I’m glad it’s your birthday
Happy birthday to you.
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Yes we’re going to a party party
Yes we’re going to a party party
Yes we’re going to a party party.
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
The wagon stops, and Maus gets off the calliope with a huge ornately carved wooden box. And inside: a gorgeous Sachertorte, big enough to feed all the Cheezfrenz!
Happy Birthday, Yvi!!!
YUM
Maus winz teh nawt-sekkund fawnceeyest spekktikkle award!
An nao we haz TWO prittee caeks. Plentee fur awl. Zauberflote - cud yoo maybee cut yur caek so Phillipe can hav sum. An ebbreebuddee elze, ov corse.
an we cud put teh canduls awn teh Sachertorte???
We needz teh pardee fuds. Heer goes:
We can has
Alcahal
Birfdae Caeks
Crisps
D..
Deelishimuss candees
Eggnawg
Fawnceee cupcaekz
Good ol’ apple joos
H…
donuts (wif powdeded sugar on top)
eclairs (wif chawcklit powdered sugar on top)
fresh strawberries (wif powdereded sugar on top)
g…
goooee stikky bunz
hawt choklit
ice kreem!!!!! (awl flavurs!)
j…
ahahhaaaa, fnakz guutizz!!
jelly beanz!!
k…
(soweeez imaginashun iz on low todeh)
{{{{Yvi}}} Tehre yoo ar!!!
yes, i madid it!
fank u foar diz janet. 
happee burfdai yvi!!! an yew haz teh noo abatar 4 yur burfdai 2!!!
happe abatar 2 yew!!!1
an teh noo naem 2!! whut a speshul dai.
happee burfdai noo abatar
happee noonaem 2 yew!!1
mush happiness amung yur cheezfrenz.
{{{yvi}}}
Oh, Gibbo!! Luk at ur abatar!! awl blak and feerce lukking!!! It must b noeing how deh pooter hab ben making u hab deh growleez.

Gigglol!!
mowz approw pree 8 !!1
Oar - it cud bee sumthing az simpul az a blik shurt.
{{{{{{{{{{{Yvi}}}}}}}}}}
*clops up kinda limpy-like an shylee*
Happy Birfday Yvi!
While ebbreewun wuz sleepin last nite I wuz climbin teh mountain and gottd
u a bouquet of edelweiss…dis bee good? Is okay gift too gib a cheez
fren? *donkee looks hopeful*
Dey say it bee dangeruss goin up dere, but *I* r a donkee!
*donkee puffs owt chest prowdlee an offurs flowurs*
an now (habbing had a hed splort cuz first ting I saw dis morning wuz
dat Tiggur beein nommed) and habbin teh tired frum teh mowntain,
mind if I has a littul cat nap after havin sum cake?
oh kafleen, da edelweiss be beautimous! kan eye pleas smell them? i be berry impressed dat you clibed da mountan to git dem. u a berry brave donkee!
For the unknowing:
“edelweiss” is a small white flower that grows high in the Alps and it is said that if a man really loves a woman, he will go higher up the mountain to get the edelweiss flower - going the “extra mile” for love.
Well,
I am a woman and Yvi is a woman, butt….*donkee
digs toe in durt* I thought it was apropos for a cheezfrend’s love,
too….I wented teh extra mile furr u, Yvi… ♥
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Aw, Kafleen - that wuz so sweet! I kan smell those poseez awl teh way akross teh Intertoobs. *sniff* They smells teh wunderful! Yoo is such a gud cheezfrend to shayr them with awl uv us (and Yvi teh burthday gurl)!
Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Every morning you greet me
Small and white, clean and bright
You look happy to meet me
Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever
Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Bless my homeland forever
I sings alawng wif yoo. Blossom of snow, may yoo bloom and grow . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DToLbYBStgs&feature=related
*smiles @ Teho*
kafleen, fankz so much!!
u can hez awl teh caek dat u wants!
u goed up teh mountin foar me to getz teh speshul flowar!!
here *hands over nomnom* plz to induldge!
Jello
Krackers
Lemmunade-freshly skeezed
M..
Jelly maed ov blak raspberriez
Kuchen - apfel
Lawlee pawpz frum teh Ty Boo Teek
M. . .
Marshmellos
Nuggets-chikkin
Orinjade
P..
Pink Lemnudayde
Quivery jello
Razzberrie tarts
strawberries
tootsie roles
umpteen choclit bars
…
Partee pizza, awl flayvurs an tawpings
Quiche, hawt wif a flakee krust
Razbizzberry yced tee
S . . .
strawberri dakkiri
tuna melt
umbrella drinkies
v…
Vermicelli wif bolognese sawse
Watermelon jooz wif strawberreiz innit
Xtra chawklif caek (fur Phillipe)
Y…
Yellow cuppycaeks
Zabagi . . . Zabgagli . . Italyun puddin.
gushifud (wif sprinkulz)
hawt chonklat (wif wippy kreme)
Icy kreem (wif sprinkulz en knutz, n cheeriez)
J…
Verree mennee choysez ob fudz
Wippersnapz
Xray tranzparrunt crepes soozettz
Yodelz
Zinfandel!! (ok, I cheetz, Iz uzed that befoar!
Bai ebbereebuddee! I hopez to be here for MaryO’s returm manana! If nawt, seez u awl in a few dayz wen I getz us tew Cape Codliveroil!
Bai ZF! Happee Flowerida!
*floofy pause waiving*
Coliveroil??????
Janet, lolnascar brot teh candilz, wii got puhlennntee! Ok, I getz a speshull “wun acre caek cutting tool”, appeerz tew be powerded bai nookleeyar skwirrelz.
Slyce slyce slyce brrrrrr (demz liddle feetz) brrr slyce slyce slyce
Slyce slyce slyce brrrrrr (demz liddle feetz) brrr slyce slyce slyce
Slyce slyce slyce brrrrrr (demz liddle feetz) brrr slyce slyce slyce
Slyce slyce slyce brrrrrr (demz liddle feetz) brrr slyce slyce slyce
*Grabz bullhorm* Commangeddit!!!!!!
NOM NOM NOM!!! *gets sum caek*
fankz zauberflöte! 
*The cween flotez in2 the partee in her bubblol.
.
♫♪ happee birfday 2 yew ♫♪ *tosses cweenfetti ▫ •٨ ∞ ﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ﮡ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°
♫♪ happee birfday 2 yew ♫♪ *moar cweenfetti ﻳ •‡;¤ ░ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° + ٣
♫♪ happee birfday deer Yvi ♫♪ * ж ﮡﻳ • ٣ ٭ ° + ж ٣ ▫•٨ ∞ ﻳ ° • ٭ + ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ
♫♪ happee birfday 2 yew!!! ♫♪ ٣ ﮡ ﻳ •٭°+ ▫•٨∞▫*•٨∞ ‡ ; ¤ °+ ﻳ •٭°+ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ • ٭°٣ + ٨ ﻳ ﮡ ∞ ٣ ٨ ∞ﻳ ж ﮡ ‡;¤ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡ ; ¤ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡;¤٭°+ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨ ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ • ٭°+ ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ‡∞ ; ¤ ▫• ٨ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣•٭ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ¤ ж ▫•٨ ∞ ‡;¤ ▫•٨∞‡;¤٭°+ ‡;¤∞ ¤ ж ▫•٨ ∞ ‡;¤ ▫•٨∞‡;¤٭°+ ﻳ ﮡ
Happy Birfday Yvi!
Cweenmj, u sed wuns B4, hao du u getz tis luvverlee cormfettiiz?
cveenmj’s font-confetti is teh WIN!!1!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
♫HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER YVI ♪
♫ HAPEEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
HAFF A GRATE DAY YVI!!!!!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
*tosses spaghetti*
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*tosses hug’n'kisses*
xxxoooxoxooxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
xoxoxoxoxooxoxxxxxooooxoxoooooxxxx
xoxoxxxxxxxoooooxxxxxxxxxx
xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxxoxoxxxo
xxoxoxoxxxxxxxxxxxooooo
*tosses hed*
*tosses hands up in teh air because I no can finger out how to ascii a tossed hed.*
But happy birfday, Yvi! I’ll drink a
tossedtoast to u later when i is not at werks.*waves LCB’s hands like she just don’t care*
*lolspeek orf*
♫♫ Mairzy doats andozy doats
An liddlammzy divey
A kittehlee diveytwo, woodenu?
Happy birthday Yvi!!! ♫ ♫ ♫
*lolspeek awn*
An mennee happee returnz! Hao manee camdlez shud I put awn tihs enormifuss chawklit caek I haz baked?
An heer iz a Birfday Gruss frum Mary O’ Spockn, hoo is nao in Lima an flying hoam tonite.
¡¡¡Feliz Cumpleaños, Ivi!!! from MaryinPeru 0Spockn
*passes multicolored hibiscus through the innertubes*
candles? we duzznt need no sticky candles. itz a chawklit caek !!!1!!elebenty … wut? huh? ok, ok, ai beez patient. ai waits fur candles.
HEY look over tehre!! itz Maus and Petunia …
*reaches out finger*
*sneaks icing from corner of cake*
*lick*
*Smacks PdBs hand!*
Hey! Teh Birfdai Gurl gets teh nawt-secund peece ov caek! Bad PdB!
Grabby paws onna udder side now. Better get tohs candles lit wile ters still caek left to put em in.
loonascar, fanks fur camdlez! An, it iz juss okkerded tew me, wii muss be berree berree caerful abowt *wisspurrz* fings taht catch awn fyre!
“loonascar”
Sawree, lolnascar 
no loonascar…mabbe loonasea
Itz OK, ai only took a little bit. Is good. Iz chawklit — at least on the top. Try some …
*Likz Pd’Bz finner.
MMmmmmm. Yup datz chokklit.
unless sumwun put cheez on the bottom … just for a joke. (ai had an uncle once, saw cheez just that color). Maybe we shud eat a little more, just to be sure.
*smakk PdB agayne* Waitz till teh newkleer powerded glowing skwirrelz haz finished cuttin up teh caek, den u haz awl u wantz. Iz majic repl…ship….nishplep….maekz-moar-ov-itsefl caek!