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Chonklat Milk!!!
Smammie!! U iz awl aloan heer wif a bonus lolcat!! Adn itz a cowlol!!
Wii kneadz moar cowbell!
I has a feevur n teh onlee kyoor b MOAR KAOBEL!!!!
Hai smammie!! fankoo foar mai commentz on mai blogaroon. ai didn’t get teh referwencies beefur yew ran off tho
Renbourn & Kottke?
thas the wun … ai no no whut yew meen *feels silleh* i mean i know who they are! just not whut yew ment
menny postie bakc, wi wuz tradin Lawn John Blaldry 4 Kinkz.. iffen nawt U, den Aye B habben senior moment…
if U goez 2 las postie, Aye leff U teh linkie at 12:59
aye don’t fink that wuz me smammie, might be me habbin a moment tho! we shall fynd out ebentually!! that singsong made me hav a big happee! Fankoo!! {{{{smammie}}}} tis funnee at teh end wen he gibs teh veggie mowf tew mowf!!
*duz a liddul happee dans*
Wif a moo mo heer adn a moo moo dere
Heer a moo, dere a moo, ebbreewear a moo moo
Ole Mac donall had a farm
E I EI OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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*fawlz in a heep.
Giglol
wutz reely phunnie iz dat Aye wuz refreshin cuz mii commint awn teh last postie wuz eetin bai teh WP…. and dere wuz cow….
How bouts cheeseburgers 4 ebbrywun?? nom nom nom
we can has on em
avacados
bacon
cheese
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or we cud jus get a pizza……….
sari.. luukin at cow maed mii run donw starez adn getz sum Ben & Jerrys..mai urologist ken goto basement en teh hanzbaskite..twelb yrz ob cuttin bakc on teh diary, adn noa hym sez, “mai bad, stones iz frum teh spinach, tea (?!?) marmalade (!?!) etc.”… pass mii teh B&J & teh spune, thnx
*handz smammie teh BIG spune*
Yippee!!! Hray 4 teh B&J…….. mai favrite is extinct do…… wuz purple passion…. teh sherbet!!! oh nommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
{ai din’t rilly want teh cheezburger……..
}
dey alsew maed the “Fred & Ginger” wut wint teh wai ob dinoz 2…. alwang wif “coffee, coffee, buzz, buzz, buzz” oooh dat wuz teh russshhh.. en fatc, dey browt it bakc breeflii “twisted” az “2 Rusha, wif buzz” Y yesh, Aye speek floo-ant yse kreem.
letz mii tail U bowt teh teeny stoor en Kennett Skware PA wif corn flavur… yumm…12 lawng yrs….ssob, hic..ssob. Ah pane onli Cherry Garcia ken kure.
lol
Dairee produktz (cheez)
Eggz
Fried unyunz
G…
giant tomato slices
hunts kechup
ice berg lettus
j……
joosie piggles (dill)
ketchup ob enny kine
Limburger
M…
Musheerumz (sawtayd, plz)
Niec-size slicez ub tomayterz
Oodluz uv mustard
Pineapple slicez
Q… (sry)
qweenlie sauce
roasted red pepperz
soy sauce
t…….
tofu (yuck, sry tofu)
uniyuns
very thinly sliced pikuls
w………
ai have tew change teh V
Vidalia onions…..
jus tew finish teh loooose endz
watermelon rind pickuls (nom)
xtra chees
y not
zero calories……..
yippee……..enjoy teh burgers!!
Ai finkz ai change teh “T” to Teriyaki Sauce (if iz ok wif ebberywun).
ai wunnr if ai kin fit mai mouf arounit?
Cheezburgers on cheeze! Cool!
dat is one purday cowie frends he gots der
u wanda meat mai colechion off friends
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1123477
cow go moo i go NOM
Kwik, getz me a bukket!!
Dere’s a hole in deh bukkit, deer smammie, a hole….
dat reminds me ubba sawng: derz a hole inna bottum uv deh see, deres a hole inna bottum uv deh see, deres a hole, deres a hole, deres a hole inna bottum uv deh see….*bowing* ty, ty…
dere’s a log inna hole inna bottum uv deh sea, dere’s a log inna hole inna bottum uv deh sea, dere’s a log, there’s a log, dere’s a log inna hole inna bottum uv deh sea!! dat song has much win an ossim!!
Ai donut kno taht wun! Ai’ll has to luk forit awn yootoob! Mornin Jimmba, Ai’s heddin yur wai tomorro
*snikker*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_7i-RtC_SM
dere’s a frog on der log inna hole inna bottom uv der see…. etc. (2 lazee 2 rite moar)
Hear liddle moo moo, cum hear
Gotcha Miss Hershey!
yew go girl!! congraduations!!
Ohai Jamamakitty!
Aye did wutcha sed, adn made teh album atz teh Cheezfrenz. Nawt 2 bad…
alright……… ai’ms gunna check it out
Smammie - gud job - ai lurve yr possum’s bebbeh!
yew mom’s quak me up wit yer nikynames!! Beloved offspring, heathens and sew on!!
any offspringing frum yr offspring yet?
noa… wehn B. O. (wuz House-Hold Indentured Servant B4 hym mooved owt) married hiz grly-grl (Aye lubz hur sew), Mr. Pjammie sez 2 hym “Hoal orf on teh Kittehz… Aye nawt sleepin wif noe beddez granmah…”
awwwwwwwww cmon Mr Pjammie
we needs a grammie smammie!!!
not dat Mr Pjammie has anyfin tew dew wit dat……
c’mon Belobbed Offspringing, get on teh stick!!
Truf iz, libbin en NJ iz 2 spensib 2 B habbin kitletz. Wehn dey du getz roun tuit, grly-grl whil goez back 2 werk, adn teh B.O. whil styz hoom. Hymz a kyoot dukkie..gotz married wif ah bestest-woman nsted ob bestest-man.
sounz laik a speshul Belobbed OffSpringing!! an dey libes nearby tew yew?
2.6 milez, butt hu’z cowntin? Nite noa Jamama, is been mush phun.
Whut abaowt us Da’s?
meh adn teh Luvlee Mrs Woozled haz teh Ratbag (eebil Basement Cat spawn in Hawnerrs at Rahchacha Instintstoot ob Techienowlegee). Hur haz beez Ratbag sins her wuz liddle spawn…
sry!! din’t mean to discimmmmmmm………. yew no. Sounz laik teh berry intelligunt BC spawn!! (iz nawt rilly sprised) Wuz hers a gud dotter on teh muvver’s day………
Hurz nitted a payr ov teh sockkies foar teh Luvlee Mrs Woozled frum yawrn teh Luvlee Mrs Woozled had pikked aowt. Tehy wuz Very Fancee patturn.
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Shurr showd up teh set ov Kweezinarp kookwear ai gotted foar hur….
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Daizy goggie did nawt get hur ennyfing but luvz. (Caturday wuz hur temph birfdai!!)
Happy birfday Daisy {{{{Daisy}}}} may yew live long n prosper!! Mai mamakitty bes 18yrs old…….. still goin strong - she canna knit do…. sounds berry nice…. yew has a nice famly der! Congratulations Ratbag on teh wonnerful mama’s day pressent!!
{{{mamakitty}}} + a schmoo….
Wee hadz our luvlee Luna kitteh foar 19 yearz (gawn 2 CC in 12/03)
- tehy getz soe dear az tehy get on… Ai still miss her. Lotz.
Ai go naow… itz layte adn itz hot in heer, mai eyebawlz is swetting. (NAWT SADZ! Hur wuz a JOIE!)
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Nitey-znoo….
Ooohh no, lolrus iz cummin!
Hide teh bukkit!
are yew lonely!! cuz here ai iz!!!
tis teh funneeeeeeee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqCBY5MqvE4
ROLFPIMP!!!!
Wii gotz teh sawng adn teh dans! Thnx!
Dat cow gots sum moos!
dis kow owt standing in herz feeld