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cweenmj

Smammie!! U iz awl aloan heer wif a bonus lolcat!! Adn itz a cowlol!!

smammie

Wii kneadz moar cowbell!

Patrick

I has a feevur n teh onlee kyoor b MOAR KAOBEL!!!!

 
Jimmba

Hai smammie!! fankoo foar mai commentz on mai blogaroon. ai didn’t get teh referwencies beefur yew ran off tho :(

Jimmba

thas the wun … ai no no whut yew meen *feels silleh* i mean i know who they are! just not whut yew ment :(

smammie

menny postie bakc, wi wuz tradin Lawn John Blaldry 4 Kinkz.. iffen nawt U, den Aye B habben senior moment…

if U goez 2 las postie, Aye leff U teh linkie at 12:59

Jimmba

aye don’t fink that wuz me smammie, might be me habbin a moment tho! we shall fynd out ebentually!! that singsong made me hav a big happee! Fankoo!! {{{{smammie}}}} tis funnee at teh end wen he gibs teh veggie mowf tew mowf!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
cweenmj

*duz a liddul happee dans*
Wif a moo mo heer adn a moo moo dere
Heer a moo, dere a moo, ebbreewear a moo moo
Ole Mac donall had a farm
E I EI OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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*fawlz in a heep.
Giglol :lol:

smammie

wutz reely phunnie iz dat Aye wuz refreshin cuz mii commint awn teh last postie wuz eetin bai teh WP…. and dere wuz cow….

jamamakitty

How bouts cheeseburgers 4 ebbrywun?? nom nom nom

jamamakitty

we can has on em

avacados
bacon
cheese
…………….d

jamamakitty

or we cud jus get a pizza………. :-(

smammie

sari.. luukin at cow maed mii run donw starez adn getz sum Ben & Jerrys..mai urologist ken goto basement en teh hanzbaskite..twelb yrz ob cuttin bakc on teh diary, adn noa hym sez, “mai bad, stones iz frum teh spinach, tea (?!?) marmalade (!?!) etc.”… pass mii teh B&J & teh spune, thnx

nightshayde

*handz smammie teh BIG spune*

 
jamamakitty

Yippee!!! Hray 4 teh B&J…….. mai favrite is extinct do…… wuz purple passion…. teh sherbet!!! oh nommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

{ai din’t rilly want teh cheezburger…….. :roll: }

smammie

dey alsew maed the “Fred & Ginger” wut wint teh wai ob dinoz 2…. alwang wif “coffee, coffee, buzz, buzz, buzz” oooh dat wuz teh russshhh.. en fatc, dey browt it bakc breeflii “twisted” az “2 Rusha, wif buzz” Y yesh, Aye speek floo-ant yse kreem.
letz mii tail U bowt teh teeny stoor en Kennett Skware PA wif corn flavur… yumm…12 lawng yrs….ssob, hic..ssob. Ah pane onli Cherry Garcia ken kure.

jamamakitty

lol

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nightshayde

Dairee produktz (cheez)
Eggz
Fried unyunz
G…

jamamakitty

giant tomato slices
hunts kechup
ice berg lettus
j……

smammie

joosie piggles (dill)
ketchup ob enny kine
Limburger
M…

nightshayde

Musheerumz (sawtayd, plz)
Niec-size slicez ub tomayterz
Oodluz uv mustard
Pineapple slicez
Q… (sry)

jamamakitty

qweenlie sauce
roasted red pepperz
soy sauce
t…….

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jamamakitty

tofu (yuck, sry tofu)
uniyuns
very thinly sliced pikuls
w………

 
jamamakitty

ai have tew change teh V

Vidalia onions…..

 
jamamakitty

jus tew finish teh loooose endz

watermelon rind pickuls (nom)
xtra chees
y not
zero calories……..

yippee……..enjoy teh burgers!!

 
nightshayde

Ai finkz ai change teh “T” to Teriyaki Sauce (if iz ok wif ebberywun).

 
lightchild79

ai wunnr if ai kin fit mai mouf arounit?

 
 
 
 
 
 
jd

Cheezburgers on cheeze! Cool!

 
 
 
 
 
 
mattay

dat is one purday cowie frends he gots der

u wanda meat mai colechion off friends

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1123477

 
Jacobob

cow go moo i go NOM

 
 
smammie

Kwik, getz me a bukket!!

cweenmj

Dere’s a hole in deh bukkit, deer smammie, a hole….

lightchild79

dat reminds me ubba sawng: derz a hole inna bottum uv deh see, deres a hole inna bottum uv deh see, deres a hole, deres a hole, deres a hole inna bottum uv deh see….*bowing* ty, ty…

Jimmba

dere’s a log inna hole inna bottum uv deh sea, dere’s a log inna hole inna bottum uv deh sea, dere’s a log, there’s a log, dere’s a log inna hole inna bottum uv deh sea!! dat song has much win an ossim!! :D

Ambercat

Ai donut kno taht wun! Ai’ll has to luk forit awn yootoob! Mornin Jimmba, Ai’s heddin yur wai tomorro

 
 
Annipuss

dere’s a frog on der log inna hole inna bottom uv der see…. etc. (2 lazee 2 rite moar)

 
 
 
 
 
smammie

Hear liddle moo moo, cum hear

 
smammie

Gotcha Miss Hershey!

jamamakitty

yew go girl!! congraduations!!

smammie

Ohai Jamamakitty!

Aye did wutcha sed, adn made teh album atz teh Cheezfrenz. Nawt 2 bad…

jamamakitty

alright……… ai’ms gunna check it out

jamamakitty

Smammie - gud job - ai lurve yr possum’s bebbeh!

smammie

:oops: mah bebbeh, Beloved Offspring, iz awlmoas 31…. stil mah bebbeh.

jamamakitty

yew mom’s quak me up wit yer nikynames!! Beloved offspring, heathens and sew on!!

any offspringing frum yr offspring yet?

smammie

noa… wehn B. O. (wuz House-Hold Indentured Servant B4 hym mooved owt) married hiz grly-grl (Aye lubz hur sew), Mr. Pjammie sez 2 hym “Hoal orf on teh Kittehz… Aye nawt sleepin wif noe beddez granmah…”

jamamakitty

awwwwwwwww cmon Mr Pjammie

we needs a grammie smammie!!!

jamamakitty

not dat Mr Pjammie has anyfin tew dew wit dat…… :oops:

c’mon Belobbed Offspringing, get on teh stick!!

smammie

Truf iz, libbin en NJ iz 2 spensib 2 B habbin kitletz. Wehn dey du getz roun tuit, grly-grl whil goez back 2 werk, adn teh B.O. whil styz hoom. Hymz a kyoot dukkie..gotz married wif ah bestest-woman nsted ob bestest-man.

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jamamakitty

sounz laik a speshul Belobbed OffSpringing!! an dey libes nearby tew yew?

 
smammie

2.6 milez, butt hu’z cowntin? Nite noa Jamama, is been mush phun.

 
 
 
 
 
woozled

Whut abaowt us Da’s?
meh adn teh Luvlee Mrs Woozled haz teh Ratbag (eebil Basement Cat spawn in Hawnerrs at Rahchacha Instintstoot ob Techienowlegee). Hur haz beez Ratbag sins her wuz liddle spawn…

jamamakitty

sry!! din’t mean to discimmmmmmm………. yew no. Sounz laik teh berry intelligunt BC spawn!! (iz nawt rilly sprised) Wuz hers a gud dotter on teh muvver’s day………

woozled

Hurz nitted a payr ov teh sockkies foar teh Luvlee Mrs Woozled frum yawrn teh Luvlee Mrs Woozled had pikked aowt. Tehy wuz Very Fancee patturn.
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Shurr showd up teh set ov Kweezinarp kookwear ai gotted foar hur….
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Daizy goggie did nawt get hur ennyfing but luvz. (Caturday wuz hur temph birfdai!!)

jamamakitty

Happy birfday Daisy {{{{Daisy}}}} may yew live long n prosper!! Mai mamakitty bes 18yrs old…….. still goin strong - she canna knit do…. sounds berry nice…. yew has a nice famly der! Congratulations Ratbag on teh wonnerful mama’s day pressent!!

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woozled

{{{mamakitty}}} + a schmoo….
Wee hadz our luvlee Luna kitteh foar 19 yearz (gawn 2 CC in 12/03)
- tehy getz soe dear az tehy get on… Ai still miss her. Lotz.
Ai go naow… itz layte adn itz hot in heer, mai eyebawlz is swetting. (NAWT SADZ! Hur wuz a JOIE!)
.
Nitey-znoo….

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
smammie

Ooohh no, lolrus iz cummin!

 
jamamakitty

are yew lonely!! cuz here ai iz!!!

smammie

ROLFPIMP!!!!
Wii gotz teh sawng adn teh dans! Thnx!

 
Romeow

Dat cow gots sum moos!

 
 
 
 
warrior rabbit

dis kow owt standing in herz feeld