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Chonklat Milk!!!
Smammie!! U iz awl aloan heer wif a bonus lolcat!! Adn itz a cowlol!!
Wii kneadz moar cowbell!
I has a feevur n teh onlee kyoor b MOAR KAOBEL!!!!
Hai smammie!! fankoo foar mai commentz on mai blogaroon. ai didn’t get teh referwencies beefur yew ran off tho
Renbourn & Kottke?
thas the wun … ai no no whut yew meen *feels silleh* i mean i know who they are! just not whut yew ment
menny postie bakc, wi wuz tradin Lawn John Blaldry 4 Kinkz.. iffen nawt U, den Aye B habben senior moment…
if U goez 2 las postie, Aye leff U teh linkie at 12:59
aye don’t fink that wuz me smammie, might be me habbin a moment tho! we shall fynd out ebentually!! that singsong made me hav a big happee! Fankoo!! {{{{smammie}}}} tis funnee at teh end wen he gibs teh veggie mowf tew mowf!!
*duz a liddul happee dans*
Wif a moo mo heer adn a moo moo dere
Heer a moo, dere a moo, ebbreewear a moo moo
Ole Mac donall had a farm
E I EI OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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*fawlz in a heep.
Giglol
wutz reely phunnie iz dat Aye wuz refreshin cuz mii commint awn teh last postie wuz eetin bai teh WP…. and dere wuz cow….
How bouts cheeseburgers 4 ebbrywun?? nom nom nom
we can has on em
avacados
bacon
cheese
…………….d
or we cud jus get a pizza……….
sari.. luukin at cow maed mii run donw starez adn getz sum Ben & Jerrys..mai urologist ken goto basement en teh hanzbaskite..twelb yrz ob cuttin bakc on teh diary, adn noa hym sez, “mai bad, stones iz frum teh spinach, tea (?!?) marmalade (!?!) etc.”… pass mii teh B&J & teh spune, thnx
*handz smammie teh BIG spune*
Yippee!!! Hray 4 teh B&J…….. mai favrite is extinct do…… wuz purple passion…. teh sherbet!!! oh nommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
{ai din’t rilly want teh cheezburger……..
}
dey alsew maed the “Fred & Ginger” wut wint teh wai ob dinoz 2…. alwang wif “coffee, coffee, buzz, buzz, buzz” oooh dat wuz teh russshhh.. en fatc, dey browt it bakc breeflii “twisted” az “2 Rusha, wif buzz” Y yesh, Aye speek floo-ant yse kreem.
letz mii tail U bowt teh teeny stoor en Kennett Skware PA wif corn flavur… yumm…12 lawng yrs….ssob, hic..ssob. Ah pane onli Cherry Garcia ken kure.
lol
Dairee produktz (cheez)
Eggz
Fried unyunz
G…
giant tomato slices
hunts kechup
ice berg lettus
j……
joosie piggles (dill)
ketchup ob enny kine
Limburger
M…
Musheerumz (sawtayd, plz)
Niec-size slicez ub tomayterz
Oodluz uv mustard
Pineapple slicez
Q… (sry)
qweenlie sauce
roasted red pepperz
soy sauce
t…….
tofu (yuck, sry tofu)
uniyuns
very thinly sliced pikuls
w………
ai have tew change teh V
Vidalia onions…..
jus tew finish teh loooose endz
watermelon rind pickuls (nom)
xtra chees
y not
zero calories……..
yippee……..enjoy teh burgers!!
Ai finkz ai change teh “T” to Teriyaki Sauce (if iz ok wif ebberywun).
ai wunnr if ai kin fit mai mouf arounit?
Cheezburgers on cheeze! Cool!
dat is one purday cowie frends he gots der
u wanda meat mai colechion off friends
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1123477
cow go moo i go NOM
Kwik, getz me a bukket!!
Dere’s a hole in deh bukkit, deer smammie, a hole….
dat reminds me ubba sawng: derz a hole inna bottum uv deh see, deres a hole inna bottum uv deh see, deres a hole, deres a hole, deres a hole inna bottum uv deh see….*bowing* ty, ty…
dere’s a log inna hole inna bottum uv deh sea, dere’s a log inna hole inna bottum uv deh sea, dere’s a log, there’s a log, dere’s a log inna hole inna bottum uv deh sea!! dat song has much win an ossim!!
Ai donut kno taht wun! Ai’ll has to luk forit awn yootoob! Mornin Jimmba, Ai’s heddin yur wai tomorro
*snikker*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_7i-RtC_SM
dere’s a frog on der log inna hole inna bottom uv der see…. etc. (2 lazee 2 rite moar)
Hear liddle moo moo, cum hear
Gotcha Miss Hershey!
yew go girl!! congraduations!!
Ohai Jamamakitty!
Aye did wutcha sed, adn made teh album atz teh Cheezfrenz. Nawt 2 bad…
alright……… ai’ms gunna check it out
Smammie – gud job – ai lurve yr possum’s bebbeh!
yew mom’s quak me up wit yer nikynames!! Beloved offspring, heathens and sew on!!
any offspringing frum yr offspring yet?
noa… wehn B. O. (wuz House-Hold Indentured Servant B4 hym mooved owt) married hiz grly-grl (Aye lubz hur sew), Mr. Pjammie sez 2 hym “Hoal orf on teh Kittehz… Aye nawt sleepin wif noe beddez granmah…”
awwwwwwwww cmon Mr Pjammie
we needs a grammie smammie!!!
not dat Mr Pjammie has anyfin tew dew wit dat……
c’mon Belobbed Offspringing, get on teh stick!!
Truf iz, libbin en NJ iz 2 spensib 2 B habbin kitletz. Wehn dey du getz roun tuit, grly-grl whil goez back 2 werk, adn teh B.O. whil styz hoom. Hymz a kyoot dukkie..gotz married wif ah bestest-woman nsted ob bestest-man.
sounz laik a speshul Belobbed OffSpringing!! an dey libes nearby tew yew?
2.6 milez, butt hu’z cowntin? Nite noa Jamama, is been mush phun.
Whut abaowt us Da’s?
meh adn teh Luvlee Mrs Woozled haz teh Ratbag (eebil Basement Cat spawn in Hawnerrs at Rahchacha Instintstoot ob Techienowlegee). Hur haz beez Ratbag sins her wuz liddle spawn…
sry!! din’t mean to discimmmmmmm………. yew no. Sounz laik teh berry intelligunt BC spawn!! (iz nawt rilly sprised) Wuz hers a gud dotter on teh muvver’s day………
Hurz nitted a payr ov teh sockkies foar teh Luvlee Mrs Woozled frum yawrn teh Luvlee Mrs Woozled had pikked aowt. Tehy wuz Very Fancee patturn.
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Shurr showd up teh set ov Kweezinarp kookwear ai gotted foar hur….
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Daizy goggie did nawt get hur ennyfing but luvz. (Caturday wuz hur temph birfdai!!)
Happy birfday Daisy {{{{Daisy}}}} may yew live long n prosper!! Mai mamakitty bes 18yrs old…….. still goin strong – she canna knit do…. sounds berry nice…. yew has a nice famly der! Congratulations Ratbag on teh wonnerful mama’s day pressent!!
{{{mamakitty}}} + a schmoo….
Wee hadz our luvlee Luna kitteh foar 19 yearz (gawn 2 CC in 12/03)
- tehy getz soe dear az tehy get on… Ai still miss her. Lotz.
Ai go naow… itz layte adn itz hot in heer, mai eyebawlz is swetting. (NAWT SADZ! Hur wuz a JOIE!)
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Nitey-znoo….
Ooohh no, lolrus iz cummin!
Hide teh bukkit!
are yew lonely!! cuz here ai iz!!!
tis teh funneeeeeeee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqCBY5MqvE4
ROLFPIMP!!!!
Wii gotz teh sawng adn teh dans! Thnx!
Dat cow gots sum moos!
dis kow owt standing in herz feeld
snerk @@@@
She’s a maths cow coz shi knows field theeri.
Browyn cow

An I heerz da rayne in spain fall manely in da planes..
(so howz do dey flai dem??)
http://www.happylolday.com
Nononono. It’s “da spain in maine fall planely on da rayne!”
Da plaenz in da raen fawlz maenlie in zpaen, I thot.
Plaenz nont flai wen dey wet. Iz truu.
Shii lieks tew mooooooove it, mooooooove it…
NS, did yew watch teh yooooooooootoooooooooooob up dere?
i didz…and then jurassc fart n mennee mor
nevr fallo youtube link…lost for dayz in ‘related’
Nope — ai can nawt haz teh yoootooooob at werk. Itz blocked.
Mebbe jus as well tho, oar ai wud spend tew much tiem there.
NS, ai forgotted! at teh least mai werkie plais hassunt dun dat yet!! dew yew reads it at home?
But ai kin sure relate to WR commint……….. down a hole new rabbit trail!!!
Ai *could* watch at hoam, but ai doan get online much dere. Ai spendz AWL dai starin at a pyootur skreen at werk — sumtimez datz teh last fing ai wantz to do at hoam, ya know?
eye guess……….. duzznt seems to aflect me dat wai, but aim jumpin around from car to puter to car to whatebber……..sew nawt alltime onna puter
Hao nao brown cao
Whas new wit yu?
Whas new wit me?
Wel can I mu!
MMMMILKO!!
โซโซ
I don’t care anymore
Why you run around
Break away
Just when it
Seems so clear
That it’s
Over now
Drink your big black cow
And get out of here
โซโซ
Steely Dan FTW!!!
didn’t noes dis song………… seems laik ai mostlee members Reelin in teh Yrs
okay got meeee trippin bak froooo the yrs – Rikki don’t lost that number
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMLV05lqsx8&feature=related
hears go jammakitty
I founs da song fur u
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY_FI9J1poQ
momcat
fanks momcat!! teh cobwebs are lettin mai memry out!!
yeaaahhhhh now I feel like puttin taht record on
(yes, on vinyl)
ai gots rid ob teh turning tabul wen ai mobed……..tried to sell teh alblums at teh grage sale but musta been too olde teh moooooosik!! sew dey wnt inna dump tew……. can onleeeeeee save sew much
teh books……..oh mai……… teh library got em, 1/2 price books got em, mai frenz got em…….. ai fink ebbrywun wuz hidin frum me afterwhile
Steely Dan an Ben & Jerry! Mai favrits!
Gudnite ebberywun!! Iz tyme 2 putz awl teh gaemz awai adn teh criiturz 2 beddii-bye.
haz teh gud ebbening!! we be seein yew soon
I don’t get it
Hai LaimCallahan!!!
“How now brown cow” b a frase uzed in deh ello kew shun classes to teeching
deh rownded vowell sowndz. Iz also uzed sumtiymz az a frendlee greeting.
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Dis par tik yew lar brown cow b a Jersey. Deh b named 4 teh Isle uv Jersey in deh Channul Islundz frum wense deh origeenated. Jerseyz be a berry mellow breed wif deh sweet tempermintz. Deh produce a berry rich milk, gud 4 making deh butter and cheez. Mai childhood on deh dairee farm, let mii show u it.
(It b deh onlee-est spelling dat matterz rownd heer.)
I practice now:
Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam.
Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam.
Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam. Liam.
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Ken I go home now teecher?
yes yew may. let’s see if yew can dew bedder tomorrow!!
MJ, ai watched yer BBC show last nite. Nice change from the usual junk dat’s on……..speshully Sunday
also ai made reservation…… sew the Oh High Desert Tea is on shedule…….. goin tew bed nows (sum of us not retired yet….
talk to yew later!!!
{{{{jamamakitty}}}}
Yay 4 deh hai desert tea!!!
g’nite!
I neber wud hab guessed dat mah Cween waz a cow x-pert!
How now brown cow. Get it?
Hearz uh moo-reelaytuhd joek:
(Sez uhloud tew sumwonz elz):
(Ferst pursen): SAY ‘SILK’
(Segund pursen, unbeenonst tew joek, shud reepli): “SILK”
(Ferst pursen): SAY ‘SILK SILK’
(Segund pursen, steel unbeenonst tew joek, shud reepli): “SILK SILK”
(Ferst pursen): SAY ‘SILK SILK SILK’ (en raphead suxseshun)
(Segund pursen, eber steel unbeenonst tew joek, shud reepli): “SILK SILK SILK”
[yew cuhn eben repeetz teh lien a segund tiem tew relwy trix]
(Ferst pursen aszk kwezchun rapheadly): “WHAT DOES A COW DRINK?”
(Segund pursen, ef twixed, sez): “MILK”
[but teh doohmie spokz tew fazt, cuz deh tru anzer ez (mai haynd tew mai eyr):
WATER! i.e. whodderz
*Ai uhlwayz liekzd dis joek*
but bebee cows drinks milk…. yu never sed wut size cow. so thare.
yeh butif yew sed “Whut duz uhn UHLD kow (vs. uh noo kow or uh bebee kow) dreenk” thien that uhd gibs et ewey, cuz it gibs em tiem tew thenkz. Ez reakshun-tipe joek. thx tho, at lees sumwon reyspond to mai joek, uhnd getzit.
Ahlzho, whye es teh tiem indikayded un deez poests, liek fiev ouerz beehynd? o welz duzunt madder tew me-now, mohmee ez goinz tew bayd. Gudnite moooo-n. {->-}zzz. wuz goin tew dew ful-flegdge ASCII, bud fuhgeddabowtet. tew tiehd.
Milk was a bad choice!
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ai dedent makz teh joek maiselv
whut elz riems w/SILK duh
jest uhn kidee joek fer fuhn, ohkai
thxbai
Doin’ It Rite?
teh lazt poest wuz fer teh kowlol pic, doin it rong ai gess
Who knew, broon coo?
Hoo fot, brown braut?
I cud think of a caption
Don’t graze me bro’
Hmm, I’m on the fence about this one.
Raw form Cheezeburger?
I doan gets it
Moo Caow sez: “Wutchu wunt???
Beddure nawt bees milke agen;
Ai awreddy gived wunce, erliey tihs mournyng;
goe awaiy adn lett meh taike mai afturenuune seeyesta inna paschuure iyn peece;
Adn stai awaiy frum tihs feynce: iyt bees elektryfieyed adn gunna maike yuu goe zzzzzzzzzzztt!!!!!! Ai knoes tihs, becuz iyt happined tu meh awreddy!!!!”
Dis mades me lol vurey hard?
Ack! I no means dat question mark!
I dun get it
For those who don’t get it…
How Now Brown Cow?