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<3 Dingoz!!!!
I dings an yew goes!!
Oh hai jamamakitty – mai ai pleez tag awn heer??? Thankx
MAY AI HAVE YUR ATTEHSHUN PLEEZ
We ar having a partee to welcom ar deer Mary O’ Spockn hoem frum Peru!!!
DATE: Wednesday, 14 May 08.
TIME: 6AM ICHC time/aka teh Third Pikchure ov teh Day/aka 12 Noon EST
PLACE: RITE HEER!!
DRESS: Casual
Bring cards oar refreshments (potluck) – or just yurselves. Awl ar welcome!!!
And bring sum smilez.
ai putted a linkie on teh previus fred wif a lol for Mary N Cookies Human iffn yew cud put it on at teh party…….ai fink ai will haf twerk in teh mornin…….Maus said he wud make shur yeew or he wud put teh linkie on…. fanks
Yay! Bin mis dem!
*wispers to jamamakitty* Dont werrey. Maus took care ov it. an remember – teh partee goes awl day. yoo can awlwaiz come layter, too!
ai willlz, fankie!! jus wanned to get teh linkie in kinda erly………. hope i wuz rite dat the CH is due bak tomorrow tew………. if mai memry serves me crectly
Ai think she iz. But ai dont know if she’s flying bak frum Egypt tomorrow -oar will akshlle bee heer! But is GRATE – cuz she will be heer soon!!
congratumatashuns on not sekkund tamara
D danses wif me?
Iz nevair too laet to danz, ma cherry.
Ow about ze midnite tango?
WUT??
Teh cheezes sent us an erlie pickshur! Nice to see sumwun noo in tawp spot tho! Congrats Tamara!
Dingo wuz the name of my verrie nawt sekkund kitteh!
Part Manx, wif a littul 2 inch tayle. Borned in owr wudpile. What a sweet boi… I wuz taking him to skool to giv awai, but aftur he rode in my lap for 4.5 hours….. I cudn’t giv him up. Memberies….
No leeza-b. Ai do nawt think thiz iz a gud thing. It may bee the Burgers telling uz they don’t laik ar partees an rayces. Becuz to do teh parteez and rayces rite, yoo must have teh exact tiem. Oar it just duzzn’t werk.
Thiz wud gib mee a giaunt sad.
Becuz ebrebuddee says tehy like tehm so much!
D I NGO…..D I NGO……D I NGO nad Dingo was himz nam-o!!!
Oh wait, or was it B I NGO?
L O LGO?
Nize wun, NIP!!!
dat cheezNIP, she’s a sharp cookie!!
oar shud ai say cracker!! HA
Taht shii iz!
Yis, she iz . but mai yungst sez “cheese nips ” az in da crakurz , iz a rashul slur. nd wil nawt bai dem. shez so peecee.:lol:
nawt intended dat wai…… ai bin cawlin her NIP fr awile an den just added the cheez tew dah front…….. an ebbrywun noes dat a cheeznip is a cracker…. ai fink mite be a soufern fing…..
cheezits bedder inniwaiz……….. yum…….. don needz teh salt tho
Yis, ai noze yu hab cawld hur dat nd iz ok , eeben kyute, just saing bowt mai gurl, haow she iz. Wuz duing dat wen stil libz at hoam. Ai pretend in stoar Ai taiking da tranklizrz nd nawt noingz hur.
Kenna du dis kiend ub fing tu? Shez rite aje fur dat kined ub fing.
She ignoars me inna store-I r imbarrissin apparruntlee.
She akshully berry gud an keeps opinyuns tew hersef-unless iz teh opinyun dat I am teh eebil mummah!! Muwahahahahah!!!!!
Nd dey roonz purfikly gud cheez putting it in da crakurz. Rele crakurz nd rele cheez iz moar bettur.
LOL!!! my bff has dotter who is her conshens tew……….. ebbryting has tew be jus rite!! a fink teh extra years takes teh edge off!!
I has a stoopy.
Cheez Nips is a rashul slur? I haz nevver herd this.
Why izzit? I iz borned and razed in teh sowth but klooless on this wun.
googlol cheese nip + racial slur. i hadn’t heard of that either……… what next!!!
Cheesehead iz a slur too?? Do teh GBP fans noe this?
I doan kno teh LINGO.
U unnderstan ebreeTING DOH
Cud yew hit a jiant wif a SLING THO?
Oar a bird on the WING O
.
Ohai smom
I leaved yew a messij a pic or so bak.
Ohai SweetTidmum! Ai will goe lurk foar it…
ummm….
If Ai wuz mail Ai’d bii a GRINGO!
Ohai, Tidmum, Ai red yur funneeness awn previus fred but wurnt shur yu wud stil be heer. Awl da scrabbling merindz me ub wen we wud plai as mefud ub birf controll. Wuz tu lait.
Dint wurk fur Hazel n Fernie’z mama eedur. Dey iz so pritty. Oh, yis. uvver dai mai abatar didnt shoze up. Hab tu go sine in wif da WP nd den it wurked.
signin in, dats teh trick!! sumtimes mai abatar takes time off sew ai goes in an signs in agin and gets dat abatar rite bak twerk!!
wisht tehy wud telz us awl dis kiend ub fingz ina wiki oar wutebur upa tawp wen we ar nu heer. Seimz liek we hab tu figyer owt ebbreefing ebbree dai unless sumbunny notis we nedez helpingz.
awl i noes is nuffin stais teh same 4 long………… when ai started makin teh commints yew cud has teh link tew yr blog iffn yew had wun as part of the commint block……….but now iz onna weirdpress. trial and error, let me shows yew!! i duzznt has alla ansers dats 4 shur but anyfing ai kin helps wit aim happy tew.
yr abatar turned out berry nicely!!
Sew yew DEW has a WP blog, Jamama? I wuz wunnering….
Ai had tew *ticks off steps on insect digits*:
°Goe tew WP
°Sine N
°Find rite spot (tuuk forebber, my n00bness, lemme sho yew it)
°Tell WP taht Ai wunted WP listd az mai blog
Nao if Ai am nawt loggd in & trie tew pozt heer
*more ticking off of finger-like appendages*
°Ai can has Catpil-eye-zashun
°Ai can has kwiltblok abatar
°Ai can has mai myICHC paj fur websight
But if Ai noetiss b4 clikN Add Commint Ai haev tiem to:
copy-cancel-login-refresh-paste-Add
Mai con~vole~luted copin’ meca… mehka… meffodz, lemme show yew dem, tew.
*shakes little insectoid head*
Iz a mad mad mad mad wurdpress.
I lubs yaw Arly abatar
Fankz. It shoze up bettur dan da Kinsey wunz. Romeow aksed abowt dem nd ai sed “orinj eye” awn Kinsey. She fawt Ai ment leik hurs hab wun bloo nd wun grene, K hab wun akshul orinj. Ai shud sai eye patch.
Berree bizzee at teh momunt,an beed shoppin fer angstywun.
I finkso she groed elebentee feet dis week an nun ob her summer clobes fit
She 5 ‘ 9″ tall. I tryin tew get teh flippy flops,but she gots size 8 feets.
.
Me an Mr T.M played scrabble fer a hole week wen we hadz
ower hunnymoon-wuz raynin awlla tyme an we stayed in a caravan.We hadz no munnies atawll,but we had eechudder – an teh scrabble board!!
In fifteen yeerz himz onlee beeted me wunce! I r teh qween ob scrabble in dis howse!!-I can’t play cribbage for toffee tho,so he beets me at dat!!
oh, ai fawt Kenna wuz abowt 17 frum wut yu sed b4. she iz berry tawlish.
Wuz rane wen we got marid tu. Ownly hab 3 dai weke end nd awlmost got strand bai landslied. Rume we hab dint eben hab radio so we goze owt nd ried arownd fur a wile nd cum bak. Hee hee. We borked da bed. :blush:
We hadz a berree qwiet wedding an sillybrayshuns. Wuz teh bestest
day
Mah B-I-L lented us himz caravan so we cud haz sum alone tyme-we libbed at mah Parents fer a liddle while.
We diddnt need a munny,we founded sum lubbly beaches an walked in teh New Forest an seed teh ponies an donkeys runnin wild.Wuz luffly tyme.
Mr T.M loozed himz 3 day old wedding ring in teh sea-Stoopy me wuz tryin tew find it wiv teh waves rushin in an owt!!
{{{♥}}}
Bof uv yew!
hai. howz r u? chat wif meh. kthnxbai
Is mah brudder from another mother
one hoepz alzo anuddur faddur, too….?
Teh kitteh has a “u tuch dis, you gotta to froo moi” luk on fase.
Teh Kitteh Mafia – meet Unkel Gweedo. He gards mah feets.
Dat dingo no eated meh babes!
Congrats Tamara on teh nawt second!
mah bebe…. shh… Iz helpin him sleep
shh, whutz that sownd? PURRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr
We awl tayks a groop nappie nao? Kthxbai! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz
Ratz!1! Aiz gots stucked babysiting again!
Wasn’t that a Shel Silverstein poem that ended “A babysitter’s not supposed to sit upon the baby…”?
Personal experience talking, I’ll bet.
Mrs. McTwitter the babysitter
(I think she’s a little bit crazy)
Thinks the babysitter’s s’posed
to sit upon the baby
oar sumfing liek dat. I qwotes it frum memoree…
good ’nuff. Dats the ways I ‘members it.
Sum wun ate teh babbeh by Silverstein!!!!
It waz a dredful tihng tew dew
teh polizmin habbent gawt a clew…
YES!!!!
*wispers* sorry…
I think it’s *clears throat*
Mrs. McTwitter, the baby sitter
I think she’s a little bit crazy
She thinks the baby sitter’s supposed to
Sit upon the baby.
Recited taht fur Little teh otter niet, alooong wif “Someone Ate the Baby” and teh wun abowt loozN yer hed an nawt bein abull tew call fer it, cawz yer mouf iz awn it. (Wuddent heer it anzwer cawz mai eerz ar awn it….)
PeaEz: Ai sawyer graedz, yew whir wunnerful!!!!!
Fanks foar teh correkshun! Aye lieks to get fings rite!
Mai fav’rite Silverstein poem goes sumfin leik dis:
There’s too many kids in this tub
There’s too many elbows to scrub
I just washed a behind
That I’m sure wasn’t mine
Cuz there’s too many kids in this tub!
The picshur awn this wun is what I fink maeks me laff so mutsh. I luf Mr. Silburstyn!
Mai kwire is singin “Ware teh Siedwalk Enz.” Wun ob ar memburs setted it tu myoosik an we’re singin it in Joon! I bery xcitud!
kthxbai!
Ai wuz goeN frum membry tew… Ai muzt haev bin typn adn nawt re-fretched when yew postid.
*singsong* “Jest worshd a beehind taht Ai’m shore wuznt myen”
Taht iz sew fullo win!!
Ai miz Shel. Teh whirld iz moast deffynitlee moar seriuz wifowt hym.
Smacky if yew kan get a clip ob taht tew YewT00b Ai wuld bii vry happytail, haev mutch phun singinginging it.
Many yeers ago, muh liddle brudder (Prezbiteryan minister-strayng sents ob humor) an I were tawking bout magazines – I refoozd to budge frum insistin dat der New Yorker is bes mag inna whirreld. Dat Chrifmus he gabe muh a subscripshun to a magazine wich had literary peeces and liberal opinions an also pichurs ob pritty goils wif no cloves. At that tyme Playboy had a staff poet named Shel Silbersteen who published many very funneh and kwite bawdy poems. Dat wus muh first innerductshun to his wrytin so just imagine muh susprize to lern later dat he wroted buks fer kids. I still rememers his ‘ballad of billy markham’.
Shel wroat fur Plaeboi? OM!!!
Sii, tihs iz wai Ai mizzd yew!
{{{{{Whalecoem bak, Sol}}}}}
True fack. N teh late sixtees mai hubbie shaird Shel n Plaiboi wif mii–hyoojlee funneh. Tehn n teh late sebentees Ai started teechin, adn Ai was awl OMG u caint let tehm kidlets reed SHEL SILVERSTEIN!!! But teh kidz will reed Shel win tehy wont reed ini udder pomes.
Vry tru, Shel foar liddil wunz, Jack Prelutsky fur teh sligetly owldr wuns.
–Elfi
Yew oar moast welcomd!! Yew ernd a beeeeeeg happytail danse!
I gardz yu frum dingoz. At leezt, dat mai storee. Rilly, yu juz naiss an warm an’ I kan sliepz heer wen yu nawt krai-er-aeting. Yu moztlee hurts mai hed when yu doz dat noys yu do. But iffn’ yu sharez yur blankee, I guezz is okeh.
Awww! Laik dat! Hau iz KB?
KB iz kwyt gud. Him gottid a noo harniss an’ leeshy foar owtsydwalkies.
Himz varee plizd wif it bakuz leesh iz longur, so him kan nom grazz in teh yard whyl I luk in teh maylbawx an’ him nawt has to be neer teh karz.
Iffin any purson seez him leesh-walkin’ tho he getz awl upset abowt it, wanna go bak insyd ASAP. Iz laik him nawt wunt nobuddeh to seez him on leesh. Nawt somefing a raspektabul kat wud do, walk onz a leesh.
enniewaez, himz gud. ai kleenin up mai stuff frum skool nao dat iz ovur… Kimmit peed on teh flore nex to da bawx ov buks, tryd to blaem KB foar it. But ai knowd bettur, KB pees smell way werse an’ him wuz jus peed owtsyd. I skoldid Kimmit. (an’ nao I gots to repak mai texbuks kuz teh pee sokd into da box a lil. Dammit.
Teh trylz an’ tribbleaeshinz ov teh Elfi howsholdz.
sowwy for yer tribbleashinz, Elfi, but yew has such a phunnee way of sayin tings!!!!
Wut seh sedded! Hao iz u, Elfi?
ai’s doin’ real well. Still glowzings an’ has teh purma-grin frum mai happitail graeds foar teh turm. Wuz a diffykolt munth but ai still maekd it werk an’ ai kan proov it.
nuffin’ rong wif 2 B’s an a A. Nuffin’ at-awl.
I fink mai kittehz is funneh. Dey is laik peeplz onlee moar fuzzeh. dey has der syblyn rivulree an’ such. ai luffz dem.
–E
Sew glad to heer u iz doing well Elfi!!!
{{{{{{elfi}}}}}}
Wundermowse grades an wundermowse kittehs!!! Concatyoolayshuns
I can has a Happitayl fer yoo
Ai traid puddin mai tu puddins on a laish, an dey sed no wai cud annee kitteh walk in a harnis an leeshy. Dey laye daun an wont geddup. Ebben eff ai lifdum up, dey juz lay flat agin. Ai gabe up.
Civil disobeedyins kat….. wil nawt be movd.
Definnitelee – speshulee wen we r cunvinced hyoomin iz a few cards short uffa dek – az they were wen ai traid deh leeshee on em.
Wen Ai putted leesh onna tuxie kitteh, her had a angxietee attak adn
rlly whygged aowt; hadda taike her inna howse rite awai.
Naow, ALWAISE staiys inna howse!!!
dingoz r not cool
Guardcat is vigilant!
Ahlzo gards frum dingbats. Mush harder, relly
srsly
gmta:lol:
Iz not Ur bebbeh, iz mah heating pad, warm and comfee.
an duz not get too hot
an duz not haf controle svitch
an sumtymz burples and ook-eez on meh
It wus mai blankee Bfore it wus yur blankee. Ai’s juss sayin, is awl…
got u fuled. i es no gard. wil steel bapies bref wen u no look.
mith, mith, it all be mith
(an waitress says “Yeth?”)
Shud taht be cornsiderated a Mel Brooks ref, cauz Ai alwaiz sii Kermie….
Ittybittehbabee guarded by kitteh cat who wants a treat for beeing gud.
Iz the bebbeh’s first purrito
Ohai, two_kittehs!
Purrrito? Sounds purrfect to meh!
Ohai KKC, fanks,
purritoz are the best
This ar a luckey bebbeh
Dis as much kyoot as u kan get wifawt hafin a bebe kitteh.
ai agrees, nawt laik dis lol, akshully
A behbeh’s prayr:
Nao I layme daown to sleep.
I pray this kitteh will gard mah feetz.
An if I die befoar I wayk,
This sweet kitteh mah blankie will tayk.
Amenz.
ai loled till ai kryed!
ackshu-lee ai finks its “If I cry before I wayk, its cuz my blankie th3 kitteh take”
Aaaaw. Iz kyoot bebbeh and feersum guardkit. Kitteh guards bebbeh from:
Awful ooky ppl
Brazen boors
Crafty codswallopers
D . . .
Dingos (natch)
Effalumps
Firehoses (butt nawt firehottyz)
Goggies
H….
Hairy Trollz
Iglooz (berri kold!)
Jakhammerz
Kwiminulz (danjurus)
L…
Danjurus krimminuls
Eksotic poysuns
Fuulish gawkurs
G…
duh, i forgot de dingos!
Looters (asept LCB)
Mizerabel trolls
Nincompoops
Oh-grss
P…
Peed-on bai goggeh
Q…
dem OhGrz scayr mii tew!!!
Purrpul peepul eeters
Qwik braun fokses, jumpin ober layzee dawgs
Rilly scarey tings!
S…
slitheryn snakies
trublesum siblinz
uglifroot???
vry cheekpinchy auntz
“vry cheekpinchy auntz” – lolz!! Ai had wun ob dem!
Hertz donut?
I rentid a kar frum dem wuns, it haddid a donut in teh tronk, in kaess teh tyr went awl flatz0rd.
o doze r Nawt gud tew eet, ider!
W (nuf sed)
Xenophobic houzpetz
Yucky stuffs
Zealous babeegrabberz
Poopie heds
Quirkie peepul
Robbers (asept LCB)
Quirkie peepul???
*pulls self up to full 7mm height*
Ai rezembullz taht riimark!!
hay leeza, can u defining poopie hed furr mii? Kthx.
Ok…… my offisshul definishun is:
Poopie heds = peepul wif poop fur branes.
I resembul that too SMOM! hee
Kwirkee iz teh n00blak.
(Jest had teh “Wut tehy meen ‘Pink iz noo blak’?” tok wif mai girliez [teh Pair] inna stoar tuther dae)
Lolz! Pink wuz always a nootral colur for me!!
But goin bak to the list.. I dont know WHAI I alwais gets stuck wif teh Q.
I can nevver think uv ennything.
Now that I haz sum teim… I still cant. Best I can do is:
Quik Draw McGraw.
But I fink he wuz a gud gui, not a bad gui?
Yus, hims were a gud gui. BUT him had GUNS!! Berree danjerus fur bebbehs!
*in best Quik Draw McGraw voyce*
AY’ll do teh thinnin arownd hyeer!
I werked fer a paynter wun sumr durin highskul and he wus alweys tellin us to add finner to der paynt und once he yelled fer me to fin out the paint sum moar and I tole him “Awl do Awl the finning aroun heah Babbahlewie!” He fot I wus a wyzeazz.
Hmm, taht’s the probbelM wif biiN abull tew ref cartunz (n mooveez, n buuks, n moast ovver pozziblee obsqure sewshall memez). Yew risq BN laybulled az a wyzeacre or imBcell.
Ai gawt payd bak fur emmataton PeaWii Hermin win mai doddr
starded riicitN “Ed, Edd, & Eddie”
Nuffin liek gowan fru stoar wif Chyld oldnuff tew speek normil bursiN owt wif
“Ai liek chikunz, Eddie!”
oh wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh dey always ask me teh first question!!
ai always gets teh Q
oh how funneeeeeeeeeeee…. had to make teh fun!
I wud liek a littul cheez wif my whaiiiine too, plzthx!
Makes it moah gouda? (Sowwy, cudn’t rezizt.)
yes, itz cheddar that way!
teh dingo nomed mai bebbeh?
Dis is teh direkt desendent of teh kitteh that purred teh bebe Jebus to sleep – Is got Maree’s M (for Minding teh bebeh) on is fase. Is so happee taht teh bebeh will start bein a lolfrend from teh very start.
Mah kitteh is a M-head cat an I herd dat story ages ago and everone I noe finks Im crazee cuz I tell em dat storee! iz glad to noe I not crazee…in dat wai at leest
I liek dat storee. Teh other wun is dat M is for Mohammed, cuz kats were speshul to him. Once a kat wuz sleepin on teh sleeve of his robe, an he cutted teh sleev off so’z not to waek up teh kitteh.
Yesh, owr Russhin Bloo haz M az well; hims bees a veree sweetee kitteh awlsoe!
FOOLS!!! That child may be ALLERGIC to cats!! And the MORE exposure to cats, the WORSE the allergies will be!! Furthermore, the baby should be placed on its SIDE, not its BACK!!!1 And where are the pads or pillows that should be on either side in case it ROLLS OFF THE BED? It’s obviously old enough to do that!!! What are you THINKING????
*drops troll mask* Teehee, dat wuz fun!!
(shaking head worriedly)
You did that way, WAY too easily, 4.5K!
Ai noe – ai R wurreed tew!
Caer-trloling fur phun N profit…
Cawshun: iz addiktiv.
OH NOES!!!… Tink of teh Lol-lergies.
gud jawb, 4.5k!! win.
Ai wheel @ leezt allei yur lol-lergy consurnz:
Teh riisrch haz shwn taht kidlets rayzd wif petz ar lez lieklee tew Dvelop teh azma, saem bii tru ov haevN manee expozurz tew ovver chldrenz.
Starerill hoemz = week immooon syztemz
(Sew Ai nawt haev tew dust? Kthksbai!)
Yah lol!! ai nawt git bakteeryul infuxonz or teh fewd poyzin varee ezy. ai haz teh uthr prawblimz, but wen it komz to bakteeryul infuxonz, ai not has such problim. Ai growed up plaein’ owtsaid barfootsd, klymin treez an’ fawlin’ owtta dem (an’ wompin’ mai hed on teh bransh on teh wae down… dat big brite *BLINK!* ov lite den dark, den ai gottid up an sed ai wuz FYN to mai frenz. Dey wuz boyz I wunnid to imprez, so ai dint let dem kno ai juz wunnid to ly down an’ taek sum azprin an’ maebee has sum iciz on mai yed.)
Mai momzilla sed when ai wuz behbeh, ai wud sit on teh flore an pik up minnyskyul durts wif mai fingurs, varee karefully luk at dem, hold da durtz rite up to mai eyz tu luk varee klozz at dem… mai momzila wud sae, “u betar nawt eet dat, get mouf-spank!” an ai’d luk at hur laik “ov KORS ai not eet it!” an ai varee karefullee put da durt bak on da flore whar I fownd it, den pik up anodder wun to luk at.
yeerz laetur, ai majur in byologee.
hoo knoo.
behbeh Elfi is sew kyoot!!!!!
Lolz! I wuz teh same Elfi!
Always playin in teh creek (even after Mom sed not to) diggin holes, climin trees, catchin tadpoels.
I hardlee ever getz sick now. And onlee CC noes wut wuz in that creek. I fink we haz sumthin similar to Spidurman. We gotted bit by the owtsied whirled, and so we haz speshul powers b/c of it.
PS- I iz biolology majur too!
Me tu. Elfie awredy noze. Ai dint plai wif da tadpoelz but mai #2 gurl did. She lub going tu creek tu plai. We hab sum stranj fingz happun nd uvvur kidz cant go dere ne moar nd she shudnt goze alown. Ai goze nd pikx berries wif hur nd dat stuffz. Stil liekz tu du nd iz 40 sumfing. nd eting sum durt alawng da wai duz nawt hurting chilrenz. luk at mai hawse!
hooray for biolology majors !! w00t!!
curiozitee billdz strawng imyun syztemz!
Dat, an’ mawm-spit woshin’ ur faes.
Hao mennie momz nont do dat no moar? Dey uz teh sanytyzin’ wypz an’ teh gel-stuff an awl dat…… pliz… i fink mawm-spit iz kleenz evryfing. O, yu dropt ur nukkie? *sighs… *wipes it off a little, picks off a kiti hair…. pops it in mouf to wosh it off….. pop it bak in behbeh’s mouf….* ok der yu go. awl betar.
O… Ai haev dun taht… luklee tehy (mai kidz)
borked teh nuk habbit erlee oar mai
dirtcunsumpshun wud haev bin mutch hiyer!
Oh, prays frum The Crapture him/herself!! Fank u! Ai R humbled!
in spite of the best efforts of a few knife-wielding adversaries i have gone up against in my younger days, i remain a “him” and Ur kwite welkom, 4.5kittehs
troll-mocking, ur doin it right
n teh kitteh mayz steal teh babees breth!
Kitteh bees a Gardiayn Aingel Kitteh; yuu jes kan nawt sea hers wingses;
(Her iys frum a speshul braynch of GAK’s, wich paurteecularlee wautches oaver teh liddle hyoomin bebbehs;)
Iyf tehy ppeared liek teh aingels tehy rlly bees, ebbereeboddee wud goe:
“OOOOOOOOhhhhh” adn “AAAAAAAAhhhhh” , adn tehn runnawai rlly fas;
Tihs wai, peeps sez: “O, iyt’s jes a kitteh! “.
(Butt tehy bees alwaise dere, prohtektyng teh preshus bebbehs).
And here we have a very rare glimpse of a child’s first Guardian Angel. (May have more later, depending on threat level to the Enemy).
Apparently, this angel did not have time to change out of the disguise used on his last deep-cover mission, successful as usual.
Wun nevver noes when wun may be entertayning angels in wun’z underwayrs!
Er, or . . . sumthin lyke that.
angels dun mind underwayrs…dey only wear baffrobes!
“ov korse if u faylz to keep payin meh in cheezburgrz, bebeh will get eeted N-E-WAYZ…capisce”
Doan we awl slepez da best wen we gotz da GAK awn tawp ub us? Fur a liddul nappy wile n e wai.
absolootly- mus alwaze has nap kitteh for nappy tiem!
Kitteh is also keepin behbeh frum rollin awf teh kowch! Klever kitteh haz behbeh trapped in blankeh in such a way that behbeh cannawt be harmed, or git away, or roll awf.
Kitteh sez, OK, I heerz teh kan opener but I cannawt leev mah post. Culd sumwun bring teh loyal kitteh a snak plz? Kthxbai!
welll…. ai meen… unlezz ai heerz kanopnr. Den behbeh’s on himz own.
loyal kitteh… nawt so loyal, akshully
Well, within reason, of course!
an naow fur teh rest uv teh storee…teh dingo wuz FRAMED! kitteh noes teh trooth, but he’s nawt tellin teh feds….. (wispurrs…dingo towld me teh burd did it)
kitteh enters witness protexshun programme, dingo left hung owt to dri; vows to rite buk, telling awl…
flim at eleben.
ktnxbai…..
Liddill peenk noyzee
feeng iz vulnurrabill. Needz
lawtza protekkshun
Noyzee feeng iz a
Behbee Hewmin. Iz kwyett
naow, butz dat willz chaynjj
Behbee Hewmin iz
bewwtiffull wenz sleepeeng. Hoapz
itz lasstz a lawwwwwng tyme!
Jack.
Hai Jack! do you think perchance you could do an exra one tomorrow for Mary O’Spockn?? If not – don’t worry. Just thought I’d ask.
AND – I’m still hoping we can get you to join the cheezfrenz – as a precautionary measure. Just don’t want to lose you!
Kitteh guards fyootchur purrrvayur of gushi fuds.
Iz teh Kittehs naem Quigley or Crazy Cora?
Noo Ziland kitteh, Buddy, sez hallo to orl her frenz in cheezburger werld. She nomed a baybe krikit thz mornink so u orl haz to say wot a kleverkitteh she iz.
ZOMGZ!! klevur kitteh!! nommingz teh krikkit! yay!!
Hay guise, I just HAS to share this linked pick with u! There is a car wif this plate driving around N. Va and I have seed it wif mah own masked eyes at least twice. The design of teh license plate itself is part of teh funny and I was gonna steel teh plate to show u guise but I broke a nail during teh attempt so I went to teh DMV web site and re-created it there for ur viewing pressure. No need to thx me.
http://www.picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar/WTF/photo#5200011493283500386
LOL…absolute win! click mah naem to see whair mah sik mynd went and tuk me baysed on dis topik
Love the Dinglol. I have a feeling the very best (worst, sickest, weirdest, funniest) lols are stuck on our own personal pages and would never, ever make it to the voting page.
OMG teh LOLZ!!! Yeth!!!
That’s good. I want that cat.
Buddy sai thx to elfinugget fore her kynd werdz. She sai krikkit waz tastee. She also sai sry to hur hoomin fore thwee hourz of RunRoundHawsLikeMadThing larst nite. But she sooooo kyoot she make hed go splort and hoomin kant bee mad for ebberandebber.
Iz going to nom brekkist now.
awwww…..dat es sew kute!
Get off me
Is this a reference to that movie Quigley Down Under?
Looks sorta like it ^__^ So adorable
XD DINGOZ varry funny kitteh is happy DA HUMANS NEBER WIN ALL DA TIME nethr do da cows XD
Dingo no ate dis babeh =3
Lol A DINGOOO STOLE MA CHEEZBURGER!
OKAY, this is cute! but i HAVE to ask, is it a joke tied to buffy the vampire slayer, And Oz’s band from buffy called “Dingoes ate my baby!” ??????
offa mai watch…. waell, yu shudda luked kloser at teh kontrackt.