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NOM da hand dat feez u
hao can i nom da hand wen da hand iz in mai face?
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U haz a flavur!
Taystz liek skreeming.
Lightning-y?
Yez! Laitning-ee!
Ratutoowee refrens FTW!!
Gold star fur yew, LOLDemon!
LOLDemon iz hyoog animayshun nurd. If LOLDemon nawt get refrensiz liek dat, she haf tu tern in hr memburship kard.
duz yu noes Sonic teh Hedgehog? He’z mostlee videeo gayms, so iz otae if yu dunt. dey tryd sebberul tymes tew mayk him sum TeeVee showz, but nun ov dem terned owt tew wellz.
we had cartoon series heyur in TTI, was full ob win an awsum and had teh propeeate message for kidlets at teh end!!
Hmmm, Ai tink mebbee yu is confooooosin Sonic wiv teh Rode Sayfty hedghawg:
http://www.hedgehogs.gov.uk/main/main.html
nonononono, ai mite be yung but ai ar not that silleeee!! no’s we hab teh sonic cartoon on a caturday mornin on citv ai fink!!
Ai bleev yu – fowsanz wudnt
ahem … http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106140/ … ai beleev das wun – nil tew jimmba
It r troo – Sonic wuz on a cartoonie seriez on CITV (Children’s ITV for non-Brits). Sonic alwayz sounded teh arogunt 2 me… I meenz, I no he r fast an ting, but noe need 2 be a git abowt it… (Mark, Brit relocateded to teh USA)
Astragali has a point! he wus kinda up himself!
Hai guise!! As awlwayz, yoo maek mee laff!!
Ai awnlee wish ai had a kloo as to waht yoo ar akshullee tawking about!!
Thanks, Ambercat fur thinking ov us “non-Brits.”
Ai can’t stay rite nao. It’s still lite – an ai MUST go out an do sum outdorr werk. Ai am so far behind taht it maeks mee dizzee just thinking ov it!!
But . . .being heer maeks it sorta like “Oh hoo cares!??” But alas, teh time has come weh, willy nilly, care ai must!!
Ya, he wuz ubnoxious but strangleh enof, he wuz a pritty gud Bral careecvter. Srry, Bral iz all I noez him frum XD
Yah, I noez Sawnik. He had fwee katunez wut kaym tu teh Yoonaitid Staytz, laytist beeyin “Sawnik X.” Wuz OK, I fot. I pleyd sum uv teh oeld gaymz awn mah Sayguh Jenusis tu. An Sawnik iz in Smash Budurz Bral fr teh Wii.
ai awlwaez fot teh “Sonic X” wuzzint berri gud. ai fot it wuz pleh, reelly. teh karacterz weren’t kwite rite, yu noes? dere wuz wun TeeVee show kawled “Sonic Underground” taht, wut ai remember ov it, ai fot wuz pritty gud. haoebber, yu just kant beet teh videeo gaymz, espeshully teh orijinulz
Ya. Any udder kittehz no teh trik u can do wif snayk in Brawl? It maykz him tok ’bouts teh careecter dat he iz playin agaynst. It be veri funneh.
Sonic teh Heghog wuz in Supa Smash Brudders Brawl.
Oh. Oh deer. Oh mai.
Doze liddul bloo eyez! Doze liddul wite wiskurs! Doze liddul wite eyebrowz!
Uh-oh.
*SPLORT*
….
*sigh*
O deer. Dr Taineekat? We can haz CCC stat?
….
Fank u, Dr Taineekat. Nao, nightshayde, let’z get dis splort cleend up. Dat evreefing? Okeh nao we putz awn teh dukt tayp. Dayr, dat shud hoeld it. Nao heerz a nais cumffee blankit (nawt tu lowd) and a CHRG in kats uv fyoochur splotingz. Wud u liekz a chawklet an a hawt bevrige oar jes a hawt chawklet?
Ai finkz sum hawt tee (wif teh lemunz), an teh chawklet fur nibblin.
Fanks, LOLDemon. Ai will rest kwiutlee fur a fyoo minnitz.
*nibble nibble… sip sip*
Feel bettur sune sew we can haz ur nawt sekun seleebrayshunz.
Nao dat ai drinkded all teh tee, mebbeh itz tiem fur Bailey’s & Cawfee? Ai finkz ai will sit kwiutlee an watch udder pplz dans tho. Wuddn’t want mai braynez fallin owt agin.
*hands you a net* If yur braynes fall out again, catch them in dis.
I’ll bee needin wun ub dose, too.
Oh, teh cute widdo mouf…. *squeels*
OMG we haznt had a parti 4 nightshayde yet?!?!
Ai had sum tee – den a Bailey’s & Cawfee whilst watchin udder pplz danse. Den wen noebuddy wuz lookin, ai went owt fur Indian fudz. Yum!
Fank goodness! We cant haz a nawt sekkund wifout a parti.
n hand teh nom taht feeds!
hand ober, that is…
U haz a gud flavr
give me the finger
*snerk*
pull mah finger
Rodney, I cud neber gib u teh finner, eben iffs u begged fur it.
Romeow………….. ai fort ob yew wen ai maded dis lol *duzznt shows JCH4K*
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1122256
lolz!
Polly ticks peeplolz off!
almos as muchly as yer favrite topic frum las week!
how are yew?
ai iz gud, but Dadcat haz limuted mai tyme awn teh pooter. ai has unlee abowt fifteen minutez left. if yu goes adn chek teh yahoo cheezfrenz, ai lefted a post abowt ICHC addikz.
by Karrie T. Roll, duz yu gits it? 
{{{{{{{Lucy}}}}}}} 2 howrz!!!??? nekz fing he’ll be wantz yu tu du haowswrukz oar somfing tarebul liek dat. Member I wuz sum dubyus abowt da haom skool but fink yu ar duing berry wel. Ai red in Calif. ar sum 166000 kidz. Wun cumplane hiz dad is abyusib iz wut startz da legislashun abowt teechur credentshulz. Dat iz ekstreme but probly shud hab sum test ub comptems . If dey gotz no branez hawo dey gon teech da kidz?
oh oh werdy!!
ur daddeh can hez be strict. mebbeh iffen u develop a hobby to his liking, u can hez computar bek? ;D
{{{{{{{{Lucy Pevensie}}}}}}}}}}}
U bee teh forchunutt dawtur indeed. Menneh lazee parrunts owt dere
not gibs a flip wutt dere kids see or watch. Dey bees happy for teh tv
an cumpyooter cuz it beez dere babysittur. Gibs mee a sad wen I
goez in video store an heers littul!!! kids talkin bowt horribull moovees
dey seen. *sigh*
I has a warm fuzzee no-ing ur daddee lubs u an makes sure u bee
doin good stuffs an not obur-doseeng on enny wun fing. โฅ
โซ La la la la laaaaaa. Just strolling through – checking out teh commints.
โซ Dum dee dum dee dummm โซโซ Oh!! What’s this?? A link by Jamamakitty?
Ai ‘ll just clik awn it an see waht it iz. โซ La la la laa โซโซ
*clik*
Oh noooooes!! *thud*
OH NOES!!
I tried too distract u wiff a kitteh an a cookee afor u seed it!
*holds Janet and waves hanky ovur hur face*
Now, now, Janet, u just sip dis tea an furgit allllll abowt dat bad dreem.
Wutt? Yes, wuzz juss bad dreem. Oh, look! A kitteh!
sry, ai traid tew save yew!!! yew just cudden observ teh warnin!!! {{{{JCH4K}}}}
*muffled laff so JCH4K duzzn’t heer*
Oh Jamamakitty, you has teh funneh! That really maed me LOL!
teh perfect face, eh? HA I hab anovver wun but will wayt a bit so JCH4K can recobber………… today will be gud 4 her!!
I fink Kafleen habs JCH4K beleefing dat it waz juss a bad dreem.
She’ll wake up tomorrow and b 67% happier…and mebee able to handle anudder won ov ur LOLs.
U maek ur LOLs liek I lieks mah drinkees – strong and strait up!
Oh.. this luks jut liek my Thelma when she wuz a bebbeh!!
Must… nawt…. splort……
**holds CHRG on wif both handz**
Qwik leeza! Habbing sum ob dese dark chokklit possums!
Qwick! Heers sum ducky taypes…
*WrapWrap Wrap*
Hoepfullee taht will hold!
It’s dark in heer. I cant see if teh taype is tite enuf
*Get out Zippo and lights it*
Phew! Luks OK to mee…
Uh oh Maus, leeza iz awflee qwiet…..
*Puts Zippo away*
Leeza? Yoo OK?
uh… itz kinda warm in heer.
**wunders if she haz a feever**
dont droppit inyur pokkit!!! re yuu on fier Maus?? call de fyrehotties!!!!!
and call de CCC for nightshayde!!!
Maus haz set hisself on fyre AGIN?
Maus I think the smoak alarums we installed in ur pantz must nawt be werking. Did u put teh batterrees in??
“smoak alarums in pants”..LOL!
I not on fyre
*Sniff Sniff*
Hmmm. Sumbuddy’s cookin. Smells gud!
Ai finkso iz birfdai bbq furr yvi!! Ai will bringing
Awl kinds ob sodah pop
Bakun, Kanaydiun
Caek, chokklit
D…
Debilled Eggz
Eleben kindz of veggeez an dip
Fresh Strawberry Pi
G…
Gophur meet
Hamstir meet
Igwana meet
J…
Jello Salad (pleh)
Kumkwatz
Lemon Barz
M…
Iz this a Brazillyan BBQ 4.5 DK?
marshmalloe peeps
noodles (pasta) salad
oreos
Pikkullz
Qwite taystee coleslaw
Rillee rillee big cheezcaek
Pastaz
Quik fudz (foar snackeez, wyul waytin foar teh reel fudz)
Red meet (tew be cuked(
S…
sundaezzzz
tortilla chips
uffer tastee foods, lol (Iz hard to com up wif fudz in non-natib langwitch in apfabetical ordur, i just realizd diz)
v…
i needz to go to bed nao.
fankz fur bbq! FIRE AND FOOD!! YAY!
devilollled eggs
eesy grilled veggies
franks
FIRE EXTINGUISHER! HALP!
I wuz afrayd uv this!
*grabs fyre extingwisher…while holding CHRG wif wun hand, this taype is kinda loose… uh…
SPPPPLOOOOORTTTT !!!!
***Braynes all ovver teh place, inclooding on Maus, which puts his pant owt***
Ick. Lemme help yoo wif yer braynes…
*Gets out the Nookyooler Bust Duster and turns it on*
*Whhhiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Now I’ll reberse it an puts dem back…
*rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiihhhhhW*
Now I gets teh speshul CHRG (wDUPoi)…
*StretchyStretchyStretchy*
An teh Ducky Taype…
*TapeyTapeyTapey*
An teh softee blankee…
Beddur nao?
Uh.. halp?
Maus I think we is holding up teh BBQ.
Oh! Yes fanks!
I fink I hadded pants-lag there.
Cocktail franks?
Nawt wile aim werking (but fankz fur teh offur) – an plz to nawt be callin me “Frank.”
I Shirley meaned no harm.
Plz to nawt be callin me Shirley, kthxbai.
ai fawt shirley wuz wif Will(fire at) oh, a menage a twaw?;)
Psst.
Ai fink ai seed him taykin teh battreez owt wen hii thot nobuddeh wuz lookin. Sillee Maus…
I haz had a smoak alarum put in my pants, too, and wuts moar, my pantz is monitorred wif a direct linky to the fyre dept. So if ennywun drops a liter in my pantz… ( not that ennywun heer wud do that!! ) … I will haz halps on the way, rite away!!
Yoo is smert, leeza!!!
Ai wuz gonna sugjest havin sprinklurz installed in yer pantz – but den ai realized dat wud be nawt sew grate, akchully. Wud halp wif teh fyres, but den yer pantz wud awlwaiz be teh wet. Wet pantz – DO NOT WANT.
When you wrote “liter”, I took it literally. As in a liter of water. Images of clowns and seltzer bottles ran rampant in my demented little brain.
A liddul song, a liddul dans
A liter seltzer down yer pantz!!
well… I guess u cud reed that eether way… and it wud/cud/mite still be troo.
Hm… I wunder tho.. what wud be the effect uv a liter of liquid on my noolee installed smoak alarum? Cud be electrifying!!
Or, as teh Romans used to sez:
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
minutus carborata descendum pantorum
LCBs message brought to you by The Department of Redundency Department
Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes!
uh, wut?
Iz that liek,
A minnit on teh lips,
A lifetiem on teh hips?
My nollege uv Latin, let me show u it.
Ackshully, fur the Romans, it wud be:
A minnit on teh lips
(visit teh Vomitoreeum)
A minnit on teh lips
(visit teh Vomitoreeum)
A minnit on teh lips
(visit teh Vomitoreeum)
rite?
Ok, wordlesspress keeps eeting my reply.
Condensed reply:
Uh, wut?
I leafs tihs as an eckshersize fer the pyoopul. Gotta go. TTFN!
*puts awn glassis*
If…u….can….reeds…..dis…..u…..is…..a…..smarta….HEY!!!
Yeah, we hads to give them some airtime. Look: they gived me a matching belt and suspenders! (That’s “braces” to all u TTIers.)
HAH!! Awl Maus’s messaj reelee meens iz “If yoo can reed this, you ar following too close!”
I thot it sayed “Halp! I is being held prizner in a toga factory. Plz to call IX-I-I.”
snert
Hi, all y’all. Wut it reely meens id taht yer all a buch ov “smart little beests ov berden”. Apologeez to Kafleen (teh Donkey)…
Or teh 5-ledder werd the peeps frum TTI uses…
Me too! Looks just like my Biggie when he was a bebbeh kitteh.
In Soviet Russia, the hand noms YOU!
in soviet russia, cats eat humans. lol
vampire cat attax again!
oteh, i camed back frum liek 3 hourz of teh hiking. zomgz, is mah birfdeh? i can nawt hez to do diz? lol
but it wuz nice to hez teh company and tawlk.
i iz up2date on my gay frenz dating life agen. ;D
Happy birfday yvi!!
fankz martoonie
Dat wuz me too. Multipul identitees – ai has dem.
mull tipple martoonees; Ai has tehm! Hic!!
Well plz to be sharin – ai is bery furstee …. uh oh ….. ai is bery nawt-seondee ober heer!
Teehee!
*handz SJ a glass ob martoonee*
*SJ luks ekspektantly for mor*
*handz SJ a vars (”vays” for Merkins) ob martoonee*
*SJ STILL luks ekspektant*
*handz SJ bukkit ob martoonee*
SJ sitsansips sitsansips sitsansips
*SCHHHHLLLLLUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPPP*
Heer *handz SJ a cloff* Ai tinks yu need tihs
No worries, ai likks awf NEfing ai spill.
i cawlz u doggee frum todeh, awn, hmkay, SJ?
Ambercat – haus yer noo pet CT doin? Do dey laike martinis?
Do dey need speshul caege, or will a cardburd box do?
Caertroll Jorge is awl snorgled up, unner teh bed, in mai swedder dror. Is teh cyoot!
Happee Birfdai, yvi! Ai hopez itz a gud wun an dat yew getz ebberyfing yew wantz fur prezzentz.
fanku hello kitty nightyshayde.
i hadz a gud deh. 
i hez mai own munneez and just baiz wut i wantz. *hrhrhr* 
nawt so menny prezzintz, but i iz teh grownup, it oteh.
ze vampyr kitteh getz trasellvain-yen reveng fur teh nom-in soviet fingr!
free transellvain-yen kittehz!
bite teh evul pootin fingrz!
free transellvain-yen kittehz!
bite teh evul pootin fingrz!
Ahhh… ahhh… ahhh….
*Hyoomun puts finger under kitteh’s noes*
Ahhhhh…… Fanks!
*cheer*
Ai liekz dat wun, Maus!!!
@@@@@ x elebenty!
Fanks. I stareded at taht picshoore fer about elebenty minuts an cudnt fink of aneefing to say…
Unnerstandabul. Teh pikchur maed mai braynez asplode owtta mai hed. Nawt sew conveenyint, akchullee. Ai tendz to yooz teh braynez on Mundai.
*sigh*
When you said the food was nominal I thought your name was Al.
@@@@@
an yew can kawl mii bettee??
eye allerz gitz taht back-asswurdz!!
juss kawl mii stoopee instedd!!
Jus doan kawl meh layt fur dinner.
And doan call meh a taxi.
wil u stae down on yer nees?
I has feersness!!! I is mitee junggul panthur!!! I is vishus feroshus wild scaree predator wif fangs of deth!!!!
AN KWIT CALLIN ME KYOOT!!!
LOL!!!1!!!!!elebenty!!!!!
…. an if yew cud werk teh can opener fur mii, it wud be uh-pree-she-eeted.
okah mitee panthur- yuu can come nom meh fingur aneetiem- yuu so ky..um, skeery!
@@@@@!
Jus makes me wanna splort still tho!
Itz nawt eezee wif dis babeh, leeza. Eeben wif teh noo CHRG (thotfullee provided by LOLDemon), an duckee taep, aiz habbin a tuff tiem nawt re-splorting.
Must…. stawp…. lookin….at… dis… pikchoor.
Iz good luck wen a black kitteh bites your path.
lukee me!
mah lil blak kitteh likz teh hissin and spitin an awl.
i mus haz rlly gud luk!
Kitteh, r u shur u knoe were dat fingur been? Jus axkin….
just dunt pull it, oar yu myte git an unplezzint supryz!
lolz!
ai posteded it in teh lyte taht dadcat haz nao limuteded me wif just tew owurs awn teh pooter. 
ai putteded a post awn teh yahoo cheezfrenz abowt ICHC addiks if ennywun wunts tew seez. it myte mayk sum ov yus lol!
awh thas no gud LP!! ai no libs at howum so ai can spen aslungs as ai wunts on teh pooter and teh innertubes!! mewving owt is teh win!! shows us teh post!!
teh post iz at teh yahoo syte under “The ICHC Addict.” teh “author” iz naymed Karrie T. Roll, if ennywun kan figyurz owt wut taht meenz. lolz!
awl wellz, ai noes dadcat iz nawt trying tew beez a troll. ai just dunt noes wut ai am gunna doo wif teh rest of mai tyme!
Moovin awae? tahtz owt ov teh kweschun foar anovver, wut, tew, free, maebeez foar yeerz, at leest?
awwh, yew must be uberly bebbeh kitteh! yunger than mee? ai’ll has a lew for teh post, tho am not a fan ob yahoo (i googlol eberytin). yew shud plae an instrument, or, do what ai do, sleep!
lolz! yu must notta ben heer wen ai sed ai wuz in hai skool.
prolly not! awwwhh, nao ai feel older! hehe. ai not been abul tew find teh post, yu put link underneeth this?
weedpress eeted mai linkee!
twice! 
oh perleh to wordpress!! *powkez it* um, um, um, can send it froo mai wp profile iffun yew like, just be cleekin on mai nayum
weerdpress eeted it dere, tew!
oh pleh, its not lettin me dew anyfink wib teh link, ai guess ai’m destinned neber tew see teh message *has a small, quiet sad*
is awn teh cheezfrenz site
*puts awn Groucho glassessessess an mustash*
ai has to do tihs in disgize:
h t t p : //
groups.yahoo.com
/group/cheezfrenz
ais aksed tew joyne, fankoo AC!!
Peopul r tastee an nootrishus
Sum pplz r moar taystee dan otherz…. oar sew aiz bin told.
*runz awai*
** Typingk wif elbonez cuz uzing bof handez to holding on deh baving cap frum **splort on deh prevus paig adn deh tiara b slipping off deh bak uv deh hed adn **ownlee b daring 2 b peeking wif 1 eyez.
Oh dis kewt liddul bebe haz deh pritte bloo eyezez adn deh WHITE wiskerz wif deh blak fur. Himz 2 presshuz.
luk awai! luk awai! deh CHRG naot strong enuff to hole in de splortilishuness ub dis liddle kitteh!
*just a sujeshun* mebe tipe wif da tozez iz beddur dan elbonez. moar flekzbul.
But beez sure to wipe toeses off first if u has just feeded ur kittehs wif them.
Board chow: DO NOT WANT.
Zis happunz in r haows tew. A LOT.
Tinii blak kittun? SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*SPLORT*
Happens in mines too. Kid Liam sometimes nibbles on mah hands when he plays but he also sometimes bites the foots that feed him when he noms on mah toesies when I is sleeping.
I guess that’s what I get for feeding mah kittehs wif mah feets inda first place, huh?
Mai mommeh’s kitteh is bery parshul to toesies. Espeshully at 5 ay em. Boy, she lubs to sneek up under teh doovay from teh bottom of teh bed an nibble awn teh toesies. She enjoys it a lawt. Me, not so much.
LCB yuu ar berry talented iffen yu caen feed de kittehs wif ur toes- leebs hans freh fur pikken up de sparklies, noes?
No, no, not at all. Teh sparkly things just find their way into mah pokkets all on their own, I sware.
{{{{{LCB}}}}}} ai traid tu tel ebbreebuddeez abowt dat nd dey dint bleeb me nevur. Ai noze doez fingz jus liekz yur pokitz. cuz Ai em yur troo fren. Wut tiem yu cum ober tumoro tu go se fyrmanz at stoar? Wantz tu mete me dere? Gotz sum tabulz nd Straybukz we can sit nd wate til day cumz in.:lol:
*waves from table at Starbucks*
I’m camping out. Well, I is campy anyway. And all reddy for teh siteseeing. I even brang mah bernoculars!
Be dere in 5!
Ai noez teh feelin. Wen ai wuz yungur, fingz fell into Momkat’s purse all teh tiem. Moastly glassware frum barz. Den teh glassware lerned to fall into mah purse too. Dis happened fur a few yeerz — all teh glassware in mah collij apartment wuz *liberated* frum various barz an tavernz. Hao kud ai stand bai an do nuffin wen glassware cleerlee wanted so despritlee to liv in mai hoam?!
Yes! Glassware Libberaters Unite!
Mah wooden spoons and spatulers all live on mah kitchen counter in a glass pitcher that was once forced into servitude as a beer container!
Um, if teh statyoots of limitations hasn’t runned out yet, plz to not read teh preceding paragraf. kthx
Ai tort taht wus comp…copmul….colpum…teh law! Ai’s NEBER bort a singul glass wen Ai wus at uni; Ai “liberayted” tehm awl form neerbai pubsanclubs. An teh Stoodent Yunyun bar, ob corse.
Der was eben a playse dat had glassware dat sed: “Stolen from Barney’s Beanery.” Srsly? If it alreddee had teh label, it wud hav bin rood uv meh NAWT to taek it hoam.
It taikz awful big purs tu get hoel set ub da glassez nd Ai got cumpulsib abowt habbing a match set oar nuffingz. Yelz at da mr. Du nawt bring me jus wun oar 2 ub sumfing nawt da saim az wut we hab. Nd towlz tu. if it nawt teh rite kulur furgit it.
awwww jmuhj !!!1
heer!
sweip sweip sweip.
Bouy yew haz a lawta braynz!!
skoop skupe an scoup!!
Pattitty pat pat pat!!1
Now teh noo bayvin cap wif teh purpul flowres an dolfinz and mebbeh teh hawt chawklit an teh nibbul awn the possum shaept sweetee.
Floofie blankie – tuk tuk
Sigh!
kud b teh bizzee dai!
Luk, mommeh, ai cawted a troll!!!!
An ai draggded it heer bai wun finger.
Momcat: nao yung kitteh! yu put taht troll bak ware yu fownd it! yu dunt noes ware itz ben!
bebbeh: otae, mawm
Momcat: BTW, ware did joo fynd it?
bebbeh: in teh Nawty Barn
Momcat:
LOL
noo hit single from nine inch naylz!
ai haz a nom!
you lied to meh! dis hasnt choclate flavur at all! >_<
but it duz haz flayvur, duzzint it?
gyez!! gyez!!!!!
OMG GYEZ!!!!
GUES WHUT!?!?!?!? I GOT TEH A IN JENETIX!!!!1!!!11!!!one!!
I got a 95% on teh finul axam!! It wuz werf 30% ov mai graed!! AN I GOTTA A!!
That is very full of win!
When does u get teh D and teh N to go wif teh A?
well, teh D wuz iffn’ ai dint taek teh finul axam An’ I didnt git no Nkompletez… maebee teh nex turm?
I may have majored in teh libberal arts, but I is pretty sure to has teh jenetix u needs teh D and teh N and teh A.
Whut kinda crazy skool u goes to?
wel, we studyd teh R-N-A, too… but iz teh A part datz teh importunt on teh graed. Teh D-N or teh R-N iz onlee importunt wen yu studyin’ foar teh tezt.
ZOMGZ the class average for the final exam… 76.21%!! I got a 95%!!!! LOL!!!
Omg u guys have no idea how utterly thrilled I am… my teacher must have nudged my grade a point! and I had absolutely NO IDEA that I would do so well on the final… I had it figured out that I had to get a 100% on the final exam to slide into an A in the class… but….. OMG!!!!!!!!!!
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gratz elfi!
Yay! {{{{{Elfie]]]]] yu did gud!:)
berri happi (tail too) for u!
WOO-HOOO!!! Menny hoorays and confetties for Elfi!!!! I tuk sum jenetix mennyt yrs ago (tho not, as wun ackwaintense sez, from Gregor Mendel) an I has much feeling of your joy!!!!! * * * * * * * * IF I cud make tehse gold starz I wud! Hedbumps to you!!!!
“RNA”? Now see, I didnot knoes that nurses hads teh diffrent DNA from other peeps.
U lern something new every day. If I learn something else new today, can I take tomorrow off?
Huh, waow, I’s a libberal artist mahself…mai useles digree, let me sho u it!
As opposed to teh conserbative artist degree?
Prolly nawt enny moar useful.
LOL!!! Ai wud purfurr teh LIBERAL artist degree maiself – but ai dont have wun. Ai akshullee hav a *ahem* BM!!! ai awlwayz thot it a bit unforcunate. Ai has tehh MM, too – nawt quite so bad. Ai will clarify nao for awl hoo are snikering taht taht iz a
Bachelor ov Mewsik!!!
an to maek matters werse – it it iz in voice – an opera purrformance!! sumwun wunz sayed to mee – “Oh – yoo ar a voice major?? Ai thot yoo said yoo were studying mewsik?
AAAARGH!!! We voyce majors were sadlee misunderstooded!!
But ai fergot to say – YAYAYAY ELFIE!!!1 WAY TO GO!
An “A” in – may ai say – Janet-ix. – a verree difficult subject – oar so ai imagine!
Ai wudn’t eben dare trai it!!
Concatchoolashunz, Elfi!!! Dat is full ob teh win AN teh awsumness!!!
iz mai happitail maekin’ mai butt luk happi?!?!
YAYZ! A’z awr awsum! kumgrachoolayshumz, elfi!
hey elfi — way to go!!!
Yaay Elfi! Way to go!
Oops, sorry, Mr. d’Beaker… I dint meen to steel yur werds. Jus happie fur Elfi, iz awl.
thatz ok … teh wurds is pretty doorable, can be useded moar than wunce
Ai’m so glad to heer tahn, Phillipe – cuz ai dint see tehm down heer an ai just used tehm too up above. An they ar so doorabel they luked praticalee brand noo!!
I b awl happeetale 4 u Elfi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*tosses cweenfetti
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Happeh Happeh Elfi Dai!
KB habs a smrt Mama!
WOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wood u sta down on ur kneez?
Lolninkitteh
Kitteh kan geyt yuu tu taike hers ennyware her wunts, wif her teef attaitched tu yuur fingure;
Her bees nvyncibul naow, becuz yuu iys undure her powar;
Becuz her bees suches a kyuoot liddle blak bawl ov floof, kitteh rools;
(Iyf kitteh wunts a yeer-supplye ov Shebah rite naow, her haz iyt;
yuu wil goes rite daown tu teh stoar adn buys iyt foar her, adn kwik runs bak wif iyt:
Liddle Blak Princuss Floof!!!!)
Uz is delishus and nootrishus
Lol, no nomnomz on da hands dat feez joo!
=^w^=
fur dose dat don get it, iz a song by nyne ench naylz
(nine inch nails)
We’s had lotsa noms heer l8tely!
we is gonna get awful floofy!
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ohai chipper! ai like ur quilt square/avatar! Berry pretty!
Yesterday, Mom’s Day, turned into Nom’s Day.
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Mah liddle TJ went outside fur a minit and came running back to teh door wif a lizard in his mouff! I opened teh door juss a liddle bit to maek him step bak, and he dropped teh lizard and it ran in teh howse!
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It ran behind teh puter, and I tried to get it, but it runned further. Eventually, I had it cornered, but hims waz in a blind spot, so I cuddn’t see wat I waz grabbing. K, dats teh tayl, and dats prolly a hind fut…OK, I gots him!
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Juss as I pulled him owt ware I cud see him, he wiggled, and I did teh fing ware u almoss drop it and grab it ten times in one second.
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I hung onto him, and he bited meh, juss like did liddle kitteh iz doing. He finally spitted out one finger, and grabbed mah odder hand in his mouff and didn’t let go! Dat liddle guy wuddn’t let mah finger go until I hads him outside.
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He waz fine – no punctures or ennyfing – and he runned awai!
were u fine tho? O.o poor romeow!
Yes, Romeow iz a beeg strong kitteh, so I’z OK. Anudder kitteh wud prolly had to go to teh horsepital, but nawt Romeow.
*whispers*
Akshully, lizard waz onwee bout ate inches long.
Dis will b teh lass tiem I speak teh troof bout teh size ov teh lizard.
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Lizard? Didz I sai lizard? It waz moar liek a Dragon den a lizard.
O hai, Romeow! ai was going to say yoo ar up layte – but fur yoo, it’s nawt yet midnight!
ai think 8 inches is pretty big fur a lizard. I mean – for a little lizard. We had teh geckos in Italy – when I lived there – and tehy were maybe 6 inches – including the very long tail – and they were indeed tenacious biters. I have photos of them dangling from someones finger – just hanging on with their teeth. It did hurt a littel – but I don’t remember them ever actually making anyone bleed!
Suddenly 8 inches big for a lizard sounded remarkably silly. I know lizards can be much bigger than that. But I do always just think of our little Italian geckos!
I’ve woken up again in the middle of the night – so I’m finishing up with the invitations for the party tomorrow. Except I find I have made a horrible miscalculation! Mary is still not at home. She seems to be – at this tine – sitting in Atlanta with a four hour layover – probably got about 2 hour yet to got before her next flight home!
Luckily – I have given her a heads up about when to be there – but she’s going to be a lot more tired than I thoughtl!! I thought at this point she would be home sleeping in her own little bed.
Speaking of best laid plans!!
Did I tell you how much i liked the lovely balloons you brought? What a great idea.
And now – to finish up the last of the special invites. I can only do them for people I do email with. Which might be a good thing! I’ve been at it for hours!1
onli 4 nien inch naylz refferinses? Shaem Shaem.
uh wif uh teef uh!
nin win! but 4 nin refferinses iz a downward spiral, is us haeded to year zero? or will we contenu to slip?
i like the nin reference aha.
hey hey heyyy borred x
hows it shakin????
i think its soo funny!
i think that it cant be funnier