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Mom gator takes son gator to furst dai skool
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Happitails Muvver’s Dai!!!!
concatulations on nawt sekkund der b partee?
JCH4K haz started ah lublii parti down thred a bitz. Itz ah ” cum az U R ” brunch. wanna plai ?
BTW, nys kwilt-blok. Beri e-z 4 mii 2 ida, edi, ide, … noas wehn Ayes Cz it
I has kwestun: wher des kwilty thingies com frum? I’f been while from ICHC, and I com back, and dey dere!
Werd Pretzel haz genurated dem 2 replayz teh blank shadoe purrson abatar. Iz maffamatticullii based on teh postie naem. Sum, nyse, sum pleh.. Cupcake iz sew gud!!! Noe kneadz teh Kwilt
souns compliicated…
ai jus axed teh same kwestshun! kinda culurful, kinda hard 2 see! lolz
ai gotz teh discumbobulashunz!
Hi Wosie! Good morning too yoo and happee day!
*thundering pads herd across teh shinee floor az ai hurlz maisef
in2 kafleen* *hed bonks purrz*
“O hai Kafleen! Hao r u?”
yewv all had me scarededed cuz i fort i missed muvvers dai mai mummeh wud hav a sad! but but, we had owurs in march so is okay!!
But Ai’ve juss reelized Ai’v mist mai bbro-in-lor and sis-in-lor’s burfdais. Agin. But, awn teh odder paw, mai siblings donut send mai pardner a card or nuffink. OK, so Ai donut AKCHULLY has a pardner, but taht’s irrellyfunt…!
Ai missed mai bruver’s weddin anniversary yesterday. An ai has a narsty feelin ai missed his wife’s burfday (in Febrooary, so way too late to do anything about it now other than pretend it nebber happend).
SJ, it’s NEBBUR too late.
Groveling allwus bee on time.
* Donkee blathers on:* If dat happuned to MEE I wud say, “I has been feelin a raddur sick wurree dat I missed ur birfday an
teh longur it went bai teh moar I dug mahself into teh hole of lookin like a
jurk so it juss got wurse an i nebbur sed ennyfing an naow I has giant sad. Pleeze too bee furgibbin mee? So, ebben doe it bee maybe to late furr birfday I can has “Lub Yur Sistur In Law DAy?” an heer is a token ub mah reegard furr u. PS An next time dat happuns
u just give mee a smack upside teh hed, K? Kthxbai.”
feh, mah html is pleh dis moaning.
Kafleen, u is nicer dan me. Ai is adoptin teh “lalala ai can’t heer u” skool of dealin wiv stuff. Teh moar ai ignores it, teh more likely it is to go away. Rite? Hmm, at dis rate will be her nextest birfday so ai can get it rite dat time!
Mebee teh guilt ov furgetting dis birfdai will lead u to getting her a GRATE gift on her next birfdai?
She will end up fanking u fur furgetting dis yeer!
wao, sj! u groed up in mai famblee tu? I fot i wuz a onlee chyld and heer i has a sibleeng! “lalalal ai cant heer u” iz our fambly feem song! de motto: ignores it an it goes awai!
is a grate effort, but i tryin to do the kafleen approch to fings. it nawt natural tu mi, but feelz sooo much beddar!
(dis smacky by de way – had to add teh “mcgee” cuz smacky was taken – i gotted a wurd pretzle account so’s i cud hab a pritty pictshure nex to mai naem. de kwiltie dezienz is naic, but i wanted my bebeh kitteh pic insted. nao how long will it taek to shoz up, i wunner…)
Oh smacky, we is sisters!!! Hao nice. (u is girl kitteh, rite? if nawt….den we is brudder an sister.) Mai disfunky famblee, let me show u it!
Mai fabilee caulz it a devec, defek, a damaged gene. Allrays zendin stuff late or earliz, we don care WHEN we be memberin spezil eventz so lawngs we akn, acnow, rec cog nize dem. Wi tri to gib 30 daze + or – on cardz and gibts.
uh oh! ai’s not missed anee burfdais this year
ai set beminders in mai mowblee!
Ai had awl my reminders in mai pooter …. but it eated dem.
compooters hab a habbit ob nommin teh beminders, mowblee not so hungy, cus tis liddul!
Ahhh Mom, teh udder kids ryde teh buzzzz…. U embearassing mii….
he’s taking an alligator bag to school !!!
… and the brake(shoes) and belts are in gud conditions.
U woan lieb mii dere bai maiselb…whil U? Mom?
done worrese, son. Yewl be teechurz pet in noe tiem.
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O hai an hugz! *hed bonk an purrz*
Rosie, ur gud energy and enfoozeeism habs brightened mah dai – and I’ll bet dat I’m nawt teh onwee one u hab dun dat fur.
{{{{{Rosie}}}}}
Mom, U gotz mai blankie, rite?
An waht a grate quardoopul run fur yoo, Smammie!! Congaratz too yoo x 4!!
SmammieCanHas4Congaratz!!!! LOL (sumtiems ai craks maiself up!) Sorree – ai ar purrhaps a bit giddee this morning!
Smammie – ai doo nawt no ene gater danses fur yoo -nor ene pomes.
But wee cud hav a COME AS YOO AR breakfast (oar lunch – depending awn where yoo ar!)
Ai’ll start!!
Ai’m waring black pants an an a rust colered lawng sleeve shurt, wif a plaid flannel shurt az a sort ov jakket cuz its a liddle cold – an shoos. Blak reboks.
An ai will bring sum nice hawt cougheee wif cream an demarara shugar (oar spenda, if yoo prefurr. An sum delishus sesame seed whyte bred toast (frum teh baker – NAWT teh plastic stuff) an melttee budder an blak raspberree jellee.
Ai is still in mai dressingown an flipflops eben tho it’s neerlee noon! Teh sun is awn teh end ob mai garden an Ai wont to be owt in it but Ai’d hav to get dressed (taht end is in full vyu ob abowt 4 odder howses!) an mai wyrless in nawt werkin so Ai carnt taek mai lappy owtsyd
Ai’ll bring bayguls an stragulled heggs wiv salmonomnomnomnom!
Ob corse in HorseTrailYear tehy cawls teh flipflops “thongs”.
*snikr*
*snerk*
well, de croks vrom bown umber werz da flip flops all da yeer ruwnd, n dey callz dem tongs, we iz all cuuul down ere
we had big crocs too, day be buge
LOL!1!
Y thankin U Aye am, teh moas kindly Ms. JCH4K. U noe B kneadin ( nor wantin) mii 2 cum az Aye r, … iz sittin hear in teh sumwot humid NJ mawnin, warin teh ol T-shurt ob teh Mr. Pjammie dat sez ” Stop Plate Tektonics ” but juss bearlii keepz teh breez offin mii bottum.
Oooh teh blak razzleberi jelli! Mai momma cawld dem seedy-beris, iz ah gud thawt fur diz mawnin.
( blast it, Janet, I was doing good, but the tears started anyway. Why is it no matter how rational a brain is, a heart never understands a loss? I was reading up the last few posts and saw about your friend too. {{{{{JCH4K}}}}} )
Hooonkkkk. Mush beddar, iz noa alsew waring beeg ol hawnkie on teh lap.
Onlie song Aye cud fink ob wuz ” Cleopatra, Kween ob Denial ” and “Walk liek an Egytian”
Ayes brung sum Red Greypz, fresh piniiappulz , adn mai nebber endin souplai ob toastie Engalicious muffunz
Pleez 2 pass mii ah steemii mug ob ur lubberlii kaffee?
Ai joynz too? Ai’z noob but lubbin teh cahnv… konveer… tahlks and kan gibs hoem maid crabiappley jelli fur teh toastie Engalicious muffunz. Ai’z wearin sleepeh shirt wif Krismissy kittehs, goggies, meeces, chixenz n moocowz. Iz happeh sleepeh shirt.
(mebbe 3rd tym’s a charm n weirdpress wul let mi in!!)
Welcome quez!
thanx fur teh hoem maid jelli-crabbappul soundz berry interestin!
{{{{{Smamie}}}}}
by teh way, I luvvvs ur t-shirt.
{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
moosik fur teh Egyptian teme: Cleopatra’s Cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Jd0I1U4Hc
aha, tahtz ah gud wun! thnx! Aye nebar sawz B4
watchu B waring????
Ohai, Smammie,
Iz wearing blue pjammies tat luk a liddle lyke ST:TNG unyforms, but I not so sleek az Dounselor Troi, alas. N a bu Sweater, cuz itz chilly heer.
Drinkin teh Ingerlish brekfuss tee.
{{{{{Smammie}}}}} and {{{{{JCH4K}}}}} i duzzn’t noe de deetails, don’ knead 2, but I sorry for ur sads.
Mmmm. Ingerlish brekfuss tee. u can shares wif me? is there enny lef?
Aye brot sum hohmmaed biskuts an sausidj gravy.
*digs in to brekfass feest*
*talks wif mouf full*
dif deefishush!!
Am ai too late to join in? Ai is in mai shorts becoz is bery bery hot in TTI today, an a flowry top. Ai just got back from walkies in Windsor Great Park (teh queen’s bak gardin), awltho we thort dat if it wus rly a “Great” park, it would have a pub in it!!!
Ai fink it is time for ice creem.
Iz cold foar me were I am (kentukee). It be 59 deg this moarnin! (dat’s 15 celcius foar peeps hoo use sensible tempratchur mehzhurmints).
Yesserdai wuz byootiful. 2dai (yardwurk dai) is cooooollllllddeddd!
Humph!
We can has 75 degrees in TTI!!! Wh00t Wh00t!!!!
eyez so gellus! cold wevver: DO NOT WANT!
look at it like this, allright, stop standing on your head!, now where was I, ah yes, if cold–put on more cloths, if hot–well one can only get so naked.
snert…. slightly nekkid… somewhat nekkid… egg stream lee nekkid.
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Tonite Iz supposed to get 2 inches uf rain and tmrw is sposed to be in teh mid 40s!! Pleh! DO NOT WANT!
you noes difference ‘tween naked and nekkid?
Naked=unclothed
Nekkid=unclothed……and up to sumptin.
{{{smammie}}} Thank yoo fur yur kind thots. Ai dint want too menshun it enemoar, becuz ai bleeve moarning iz best dun in private – but teh sympathies ar also verree comforting.
It wuz sumwun hoo ment teh whirlled to mee. Nawt a boifrend – no – just a reellee gud frend hoo beleeved in mee an tawt me much about “hao things ar.” Ai wund’t bee hoo ai am today wiffaut him. An he wuz nawt so old. twas veree unexpected.
Tym for anudder cupovtee? te an simpaffy; we awl needs it sumtyms. Tho a glassobwyn an cursink teh gods til teh ayr terns blu awlso werks well!
annuder cupovtee, mai swet-bottumz, sneekerz, adn hed owt 2 teh guardan 2 pulz wheedz wif a vengans.. taek dat, en dat, U guardan trolz!
Mebbe taekz teh asprin ahed ob thyme 2,
tehn l8r awn, taekz gud showur, taht glassobwyn, go lookowt on teh yard, adnsay,
Otai Gawd, werkin wif U on dis wun, adn iz gud, thnx….
Happy Mudderz Dai 2 teh gud frenz whu mudder awl ob doze taht kneadz dem
Ai am verree sorree fur yur loss. De gud frenz can be verry hard to fynd. We will send mennee gud thots to yoo. {{{JCH4K}}} Wuld yoo lyk sum choklits?
{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}
I haz a sad fur yoo Deer Janet.
Loozin teh frenz an lubbed wuns is teh hard fing.But,you can haz teh luffly memmeriez an heart smiles wen renemberin yaw fren,an noe taht he iz in teh Princess Mu meadow.
I can haz a cupovtee wiv yoo an Ambercat ?-I brotted sum Kukkiez fur us to nom on.
get ennee bar ginns at the bootsails tihs mornin? Ai is awn teh wyn awlreddy so ekspekt lidl sens an random gigglin!
Gots a beenie lap tray wiv Kittehz awn it -bran noo in a wrapper-£2.00
Two luffly wicker baskits-£1.50p an a build it yersef toy robot bran noo
still seeled fer a quid!
It wuz a massiv sale,but we only had 1 hower to luk rownd
Der wuz much awsum win stuff but we had to go cuz nephyew had a pardee to go to.
I telled Sissy nex week we go wiv no kidz or huzbums!!
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Wuz teh werk fingy gud?
OOh OOhh an 8 silver plated napkin rings-still boxed fer £1.50p!!
I will haz a posh dinner tayble wun day
Mai brayn is full form teh gnu-lernin! But Ai tinks Ai feel ok bowt markin teh A’level (eekwivallunt to bakka lorry at/ get-into-uni eggzams) paypers. An shud ern neerly £1k!!! Yippee! Shaym Ai oew it awl to odder peeps!
I finkso yoo will do it berree well. An yoo can be doon it nex yeer too!
An extry munny ernin skill is teh awsum!!
o hai tidmum! hao r tings in TTI 2dae?
Happee Mudders Dae !
Ohai Rosie
*waves floofy paws fyuriussly in Rosie’s direkshun*
I haz a Happitayl. Teh sun r shinin,I haz a pint ob beer,kittehs r halpin
inna gardin an is teh WIN!!
Hoaps yew am bedderer?
Awwww {{{{JCH4K}}}}
gud morning JCH4K — ai just got here. Sorree to hear abowt your loss ob a frend. {{{janet}}} …
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but in teh meantimes, ai brings sum tea, and teh scones (they are imaginary ICHC scones, becuz ai duzzn’t noes how to make them, but had a reely good wun a few dayz ago and do want more … so thees wuns ai is bringing is just like that wun nom nom nom …. wut? oh, well, ok, I’ll share … there seems to be plenty for eberybuddy).
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Rlly hoep yuu ar feeleing beddur adn nawt habbin tu grate ov a sad!!!
Ai wil keap yuu adn yuur guud frend iyn mai thots adn prayures.
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ai has teh sportee shorts and a sleebless t-shirt on, ai broughted cold beers & coke and spirits for the cheezpeeps in TTI and tee, cawfee and oranj joos for teh cheezpeeps ober teh sea! Anee rekwests for fud? Ai’m aboot tew mayke lai lunch!
Well, I’m very late to teh partee, but I’m cuming ennyway!
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I’m still in mah fick bloo robe and flippee floppees cuz I waz owt on teh patio trimming teh asspergrass plant.
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Bai teh magik ov teh interwebs, I hab already maeded teh dough fur cimmanon rolls, let it raise, filled it raised it, and they r juss bout ready to cum out ov teh oven. I hab sum wunnerful frosting to put on dem. Oh, teh hole howse smells so nommy for Mommy’s Day.
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Liek menny ov us, I’m missing mah Mom todai, butts I’m trying to fink ov awl teh gud fings she taught meh, and kno dat she wud b mad iffs I waz sad.
She wud alwais sai “I doan want ennywon blubbering ober a grabe affer I’m gone.” Easier said den dun, butts I tri to focus on teh gud stuffs.
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Ding – cimmanon rolls r ready!
ur mawm sounz bery wize an full ob win! i sawree she nawt heer innymorez, but it sounz leik she wif u still bery mutch in ur hart.
{{{{{{{{Romeow}}}}}}}}
teh simmammummimimum rollz smel deelishush!
*bites into fresh roll*
Ahhhh! dey sil oo hawk! i burn mai mouf!
*panting an waving of teh hand over mouf*
Mmmm, dere guuuuud tho!!
*hands smacky a glass ov cold milk*
Sowy bout dat.
Ummm…u hab sum molten cimmanon and frosting on ur chin.
*hands smacky burn cream*
Fanks, Romeow! Iz nawt ur fawlt. I allus tu kwik wif teh hawt fuds!
*taeks burn creem an apliez it ovur teh frosting*
*den realized wut she has dun an wieps awl ov it off *
*gigglz at hur silleeness an starts obur*
*drinks sum cold milk*
bery mutch beddar!
{{{Romeow, JCH4K}}} adn hogs tu awl! Ai be missin mai mommeh 2. Awlmost 20 yrs she be gawn. Ai steel tawk tu her, do. So fur she nawt tawk bak, butz okay cuz Ai no she kin heers me.
I do beleef ur riet, fikshunkitteh.
Awwww
OH!! D.R. LUkkit Yoo!! Yur noo avatar – maeks mee laff!!! LOL
Giddyup!
When bebeh gator gets to skool, he sez “See yoo layter, alleygator!”
adn teh mom sez bakc, ” After whyl, crocodial”
Daisy, b careful wif ur red dress. We doan wanna hab a wardrobe malfunkshun.
U hab teh coolest cat tree in teh whirled!!!
B nice to ur Mama on Mudder’s Day – b gud kitteh.
Ah, tanks yoo. I loves my noo cat tree! But I do not clyme it with my red dress on. For Mudder’s day, I promiss not to give teh bitey all day long!
I lyk dis bus
It differnt
It hugs mee wen we get dere
Aaaaw, bless!
Tihs bus awlso wyps yur fayse wiz spit an a hankee!
I really miss the days when lolcats were actually funny.
Ai miss wen teh posters wer happe an witty an nawt awl moanymoany
wii cud feedz hymm 2 teh ” bus ” ? Wud maek mii laff….. axshullii
Bwahahahahaha!!!!
tic, tic, tic, tic, ( soun ob teh liddie loan brane sell werkin) Boooiinnngg!
Duz wii B kneading a moat wif a ” bus ” , 2 keepz owt teh trollz? Juss a thawt…
Yup, wii duz knead Troll Bus. Wif sine: “TROLLS RYD FUR FREE”
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. ***Burrrrrrrrp**
ai agreez – wiff lotsa teh speed bumpses so iz nawt smoov ryde fur teh trollz.
ai iz wearin blak trak pantz an a tshirt frum “Internashunal skool hannover reegun” also blak and woolleez slipperz.
ai brings straweberriess an sum wipped kreem, an assorted hawt tees.
happy mudders dai to all teh mudders!
Ai’s in maicrofaibr mint culler baffroab. Ai is comfy. Ai is mudder, so ai nawt get dressd yet. Ai is aloud 2 B slob 2dai.
Ai bringz lawt of hawt fresh-roosted kawfee an sum ho maid bred. Budder, 2. Enuf 4 ebrywun! Xtra budder 4 awl teh momz!
Ohai, Mappee Hudders Dai…uh Dappee… Happy Mother’s Day!
Ai iz waring sawft lilac nightie wiff navee pj tawp & floofie blo thong sliperz. Ai wheel bringdez Cowlewa fur teh koffees adn sum nyce seedlis red grayps.
I’m neither a troll nor a him. I’m merely posting my opinion that this “lolcat”, like many of the “cutesy-wootsey” ones that have followed since the original meme had its heyday a while back, is severely unfunny.
Even less funny are comment pages filled with adults who insist on speaking in utterly inane gibberish in an attempt to be “cute”. Both this and the “i wuv yoo”-style captions completely miss the point of the original lolcat meme.
Purrhapz dis lolcat wuz selekted bcuz . . .
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IT’S MOTHER’S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or hadn’t u notissed??
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Adn jus 4 teh rekkerd, I duz not rite gibberish. If it wuz gibberish uzzer peepz cud not b unnerstanding it. Adn I get teh feeloing lotz uv peepz unnerstand wut I riting. Wii r heer 2 b having deh fun adn 2 sharing deh gud timez adn deh bad wif eech udder. If u not b seeing dat, u not b lukking close enuff.
hmmm. we miss deyz wehn teh commentz were funnee.
I has a maytag compwex… I lieks to agitatez.
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Beri-beri punny!!! Gud code werd : instayd od yellin “Mai dai” 4 halp wif troll-remuvul prolbum, cud B yellin’ “Maytag” . Cornfuze teh lot ob dem…
Deer wildsoda- doo yoo luk at tehm ebreeday? Becuz tehre ar still menee reelee funnee wun. At leest ai thing so. This wun iz heer becuz it iz so charming fur Mother’s Day.
Sumtiems teh pikchures doo hav a purrpose odder tahn beeing reelee funnee – an this sweet mama gater taiking her babbeh gator to hiz furst day at skool iz gibbing uz awl the warm fuzziez.
Tiz troo – we haen’t had a “Teh Orange wund ar Poyzen” in a wile – but we will! Just keep hanging in there. Eben a smyol wun iz bedder tahn yoo get in moast places awn teh innertubes – oar so ai have been told. Moastlee ai am awnlee heer, so ai dont’ know fur shure.
U tellz him. dat is trweasure. plz 2B reaading fine prints @ bottum of teh page…(razzburry sound insertz)
uh. rut roh. cheez hab mooveded the ‘trwesure staetmint’ uh. my badz.
Iz alsew tru dat teh phunnii rechoirz witty purrson inserting same… Oberwelming welkumz 2 rite lotz 4 mii 2 LOL at.
Iz also that the peepz heer lubs adn axepts adn smyles at yoo anywho. Comments adn awl can be abowt warm fuzzies, de funnees, de sillee, de comforts (we all needz dem) or “I tried to make a joke, it didn’t werk
”. Just no wears de trollz masks. 
Happee Muvverz Dai!
the troll mask cannot be found, it was flung as a frisbee and now unreachably upon the roof.
*snikr* *SNERT*
hehehe cool!
…all I’z see iz new pair of shoez…..maybe match’n handbagz too….
Alolgaturs are berry gud moms. Tehy luks after dehr bebes very cairfullee, diggin them owt of teh nest caerfully when theys bein born, an carryin them in tehr moufs. Tehy will bite enny uther ‘gator that wud trie to eat tehr bebehs.
Jus liek my mom.
ur mawm bitez gaturs! O.o
My mawm libs in Floriedah now, and she chases away deh gatorz what tries to sun demslefs on her grass. Unlessen deh gatorz is biggerer dan she is, den she callz deh wildlife patrol desk ub deh lokal firehotties.
Fyrhottees restle wiv gaytors?! Woohoo! Ai’s moobin to Floridah!
Gots rume in yaw sootcase fer a small wun?
Not now she hasn’t. Ai’m awlreddy in heer. Ai had to frow out awl teh green furry nikkers to make room, butt ai don’t fink she’ll need dem in Floridida.
R yu too casting nastershums awn mai karakter?!
Uh…ai didn’t meen it liek dat! Honest!
Behbee Gayturr habz
gawtz 2 lurnz t3h roapz. Dat’z wut
Mommee Gayturr’z 4
Ebburrglaydz 2 beeg
4 Behbee. Needz 2 lurnz awll
itz hiddunn seekrittz
Mommee Gayturr will
teech Behbee awll she noez. Dis
seereee~uss bizzness
Jack.
Jack! Nyz to see yu back. I haz missded yu!
Awww Jack wut a loverly Mommee’s day poem!!
Happee Mudders Dae !
(Wont be on lawng, gettin redee 4 mai mudder’s dae brakefast frum mai son, but wunted 2 sendz teh best wishuz 4 teh Moms!)
Hugz 2 teh Moms! *purrz, hed bonks *
Skool o’ Fishez
BTW, ai hab bin gone awl teh week wit teh fud poysoning(must hab gottin teh orinj fud!), but can u tellz meh sumpin?? Wut is wit awl teh wild abatar thingeez? It bery culurful, but hard 2 find ennee1!
Sry Rosie, hopzes yu R feline teh calm tummies berry sun. Habyew tryed teh Jinjer Ale (noooo, nawt poysin) sumtymz heps tumtum be teh reelaxed.
o thx sew mush fikshunkitteh! ai awl bettah nao an ai di hab sum jinjer ale an it wer gud!
Hugz an tanks 4 teh nice tawts!
wile mai sun fix teh Mudder’s Dae brakefast, ai am gonna go an c wut kinda abatar kwilt thingy werd pretzel wil pik 4 me! B rite bak an ai wil beez ic…ig…inc…sum1u nawt noez! lolz
Oooooh, yoo beez in dis guys?? Hao wii no it be yoo? Gessing gaym, Ai nawt so grate akshuly, Ai lissen adn wotch berry kaerfully su trai adn fynd yooo…
LOL well…dat did nawt werk! lolz
I opened new acct at ICHC and werd pretzel an it stil woan let me post heer
under teh gnu naem an kwiltee ting! sigh
Hai! I neber rite heer b4, Ai jus laik to rede. Ai jus wan to sai taht it ok if not allus funneh. U mak me crai todai wit u sadz. Ai’s a momma and a gramma but Ai miss mai momma today. Ebrydai Ai seez a lolcat Ai wisht Ai culd print an send to herz. Mebbe Ceiling Cat getz innernet, u tink?
Oh hai COkitteh!
Mah Mamacat wudda lubbed ICHC, too! I’m prettee sure dat CC has oh hai speed interwebs and teh bestest puters in teh hole whirled.
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It sure wud b nice to see moar comments frum u. Ur lolspeak iz bery gud!
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{{{{{COKitteh, JCH4K, and eberybuddy dats missing a Momcat}}}}}
Tanks, Romeow, Ai tink Ai’m a lidle owld to B lernin noo langwaj, but Ai B readn thes 4 wile. Plese 4giv any foe-paw! Ai liek taht lolcats r allus nice 2 each udder. Not so, ebberywere. Happy Mamacat Day to all! I go to get reddy 4 mai lil gran-kitteh’s! Mai sad for mai mama, den fun wit mai babies!
COKitteh, ur lolspeak is BERY gud! Besides, u can use regular Ingerlish, iffs u want. Teh important fing iz dat ur heer. No such fing as a foe-paw, cuz we doan hab enny grammar rools!
Hope u keep commenting!
“Foe-paw”: lol!!!
{{{{COkitteh}}}}}}
Plz donut haz a sad-Teh cheezpeeps can make yoo has a happitayl Yes?
CC an teh Innernet iz brillyunt ideyah!!
Ai nao wil sype in teh suthirn US ub A lolspeak!
“Bai, u awl ! Ai hab 2 go eet teh vittlez dat mai sun kitteh hab fixed 4 meh 4
teh Mudder’s dae ! ”
“Wii is habbin: gritz! buttah milk bizkitz! eggz! hunee! coughee! an, ub corse, bakin! ”
“Y’awl hab teh gud dae nao, y’heer!”
HUGS and BAI!
Ai wunder iyf tihs bees FyumiGatur wif hers new bebbeh boi;????
Weez haz nawt sean her foar a lauuung tiem, ebber synce her laust her troll-huntyng jawb, adn wented awn unemploiemint cumpensashun;
Mebbee her hadd noe xtra tiem becum ov hers new famblee addishun;
Fyumi, weez wyshes yuu wel veree muches, wif lottsa happeeness!!!!!;
Adn “Happee Muvver’s Dai” tu Fyumi adn awl teh Mommehs thruaowt teh whirld!!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
lolz! ai iz definatlee lyking diz pikshur! kyoot bebben gayder. it gibbs me a sad, tho, cuz it mayks me tink ov Steev Irwin.
Yesh, hims wuz a veree guud gui; him rlly luuved teh aminules!!!!
What happened to the picture of the mother cat watching her baby trying to make rainbows? Was too cute, but has disappeared! What happened?
Aww! Iz tew kyewt! Ai luvz baybee gatorz. Happeh layte mutherz dai tew all da mommehs on ICHC! =D!
Photoshop = cheating. It takes the fun out of it.