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Mom gator takes son gator to furst dai skool
happee muthers dai to awl da muthers in da wurld!!1!!
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Happitails Muvver’s Dai!!!!
concatulations on nawt sekkund der b partee?
JCH4K haz started ah lublii parti down thred a bitz. Itz ah ” cum az U R ” brunch. wanna plai ?
BTW, nys kwilt-blok. Beri e-z 4 mii 2 ida, edi, ide, … noas wehn Ayes Cz it
I has kwestun: wher des kwilty thingies com frum? I’f been while from ICHC, and I com back, and dey dere!
Werd Pretzel haz genurated dem 2 replayz teh blank shadoe purrson abatar. Iz maffamatticullii based on teh postie naem. Sum, nyse, sum pleh.. Cupcake iz sew gud!!! Noe kneadz teh Kwilt
souns compliicated…
ai jus axed teh same kwestshun! kinda culurful, kinda hard 2 see! lolz
ai gotz teh discumbobulashunz!
Hi Wosie! Good morning too yoo and happee day!
*thundering pads herd across teh shinee floor az ai hurlz maisef
in2 kafleen* *hed bonks purrz*
“O hai Kafleen! Hao r u?”
yewv all had me scarededed cuz i fort i missed muvvers dai mai mummeh wud hav a sad! but but, we had owurs in march so is okay!!
But Ai’ve juss reelized Ai’v mist mai bbro-in-lor and sis-in-lor’s burfdais. Agin. But, awn teh odder paw, mai siblings donut send mai pardner a card or nuffink. OK, so Ai donut AKCHULLY has a pardner, but taht’s irrellyfunt…!
Ai missed mai bruver’s weddin anniversary yesterday. An ai has a narsty feelin ai missed his wife’s burfday (in Febrooary, so way too late to do anything about it now other than pretend it nebber happend).
SJ, it’s NEBBUR too late.
Groveling allwus bee on time.
* Donkee blathers on:* If dat happuned to MEE I wud say, “I has been feelin a raddur sick wurree dat I missed ur birfday an
teh longur it went bai teh moar I dug mahself into teh hole of lookin like a
jurk so it juss got wurse an i nebbur sed ennyfing an naow I has giant sad. Pleeze too bee furgibbin mee? So, ebben doe it bee maybe to late furr birfday I can has “Lub Yur Sistur In Law DAy?” an heer is a token ub mah reegard furr u. PS An next time dat happuns
u just give mee a smack upside teh hed, K? Kthxbai.”
feh, mah html is pleh dis moaning.
Kafleen, u is nicer dan me. Ai is adoptin teh “lalala ai can’t heer u” skool of dealin wiv stuff. Teh moar ai ignores it, teh more likely it is to go away. Rite? Hmm, at dis rate will be her nextest birfday so ai can get it rite dat time!
Mebee teh guilt ov furgetting dis birfdai will lead u to getting her a GRATE gift on her next birfdai?
She will end up fanking u fur furgetting dis yeer!
wao, sj! u groed up in mai famblee tu? I fot i wuz a onlee chyld and heer i has a sibleeng! “lalalal ai cant heer u” iz our fambly feem song! de motto: ignores it an it goes awai!
is a grate effort, but i tryin to do the kafleen approch to fings. it nawt natural tu mi, but feelz sooo much beddar!
(dis smacky by de way - had to add teh “mcgee” cuz smacky was taken - i gotted a wurd pretzle account so’s i cud hab a pritty pictshure nex to mai naem. de kwiltie dezienz is naic, but i wanted my bebeh kitteh pic insted. nao how long will it taek to shoz up, i wunner…
Oh smacky, we is sisters!!! Hao nice. (u is girl kitteh, rite? if nawt….den we is brudder an sister.) Mai disfunky famblee, let me show u it!
Mai fabilee caulz it a devec, defek, a damaged gene. Allrays zendin stuff late or earliz, we don care WHEN we be memberin spezil eventz so lawngs we akn, acnow, rec cog nize dem. Wi tri to gib 30 daze + or - on cardz and gibts.
uh oh! ai’s not missed anee burfdais this year
ai set beminders in mai mowblee!
Ai had awl my reminders in mai pooter …. but it eated dem.
compooters hab a habbit ob nommin teh beminders, mowblee not so hungy, cus tis liddul!
Ahhh Mom, teh udder kids ryde teh buzzzz…. U embearassing mii….
he’s taking an alligator bag to school !!!
… and the brake(shoes) and belts are in gud conditions.
U woan lieb mii dere bai maiselb…whil U? Mom?
done worrese, son. Yewl be teechurz pet in noe tiem.
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O hai an hugz! *hed bonk an purrz*
Rosie, ur gud energy and enfoozeeism habs brightened mah dai - and I’ll bet dat I’m nawt teh onwee one u hab dun dat fur.
{{{{{Rosie}}}}}
Mom, U gotz mai blankie, rite?
An waht a grate quardoopul run fur yoo, Smammie!! Congaratz too yoo x 4!!
SmammieCanHas4Congaratz!!!! LOL (sumtiems ai craks maiself up!) Sorree - ai ar purrhaps a bit giddee this morning!
Smammie - ai doo nawt no ene gater danses fur yoo -nor ene pomes.
But wee cud hav a COME AS YOO AR breakfast (oar lunch - depending awn where yoo ar!)
Ai’ll start!!
Ai’m waring black pants an an a rust colered lawng sleeve shurt, wif a plaid flannel shurt az a sort ov jakket cuz its a liddle cold - an shoos. Blak reboks.
An ai will bring sum nice hawt cougheee wif cream an demarara shugar (oar spenda, if yoo prefurr. An sum delishus sesame seed whyte bred toast (frum teh baker - NAWT teh plastic stuff) an melttee budder an blak raspberree jellee.
Ai is still in mai dressingown an flipflops eben tho it’s neerlee noon! Teh sun is awn teh end ob mai garden an Ai wont to be owt in it but Ai’d hav to get dressed (taht end is in full vyu ob abowt 4 odder howses!) an mai wyrless in nawt werkin so Ai carnt taek mai lappy owtsyd
Ai’ll bring bayguls an stragulled heggs wiv salmonomnomnomnom!
Ob corse in HorseTrailYear tehy cawls teh flipflops “thongs”.
*snikr*
*snerk*
well, de croks vrom bown umber werz da flip flops all da yeer ruwnd, n dey callz dem tongs, we iz all cuuul down ere
we had big crocs too, day be buge
LOL!1!
Y thankin U Aye am, teh moas kindly Ms. JCH4K. U noe B kneadin ( nor wantin) mii 2 cum az Aye r, … iz sittin hear in teh sumwot humid NJ mawnin, warin teh ol T-shurt ob teh Mr. Pjammie dat sez ” Stop Plate Tektonics ” but juss bearlii keepz teh breez offin mii bottum.
Oooh teh blak razzleberi jelli! Mai momma cawld dem seedy-beris, iz ah gud thawt fur diz mawnin.
( blast it, Janet, I was doing good, but the tears started anyway. Why is it no matter how rational a brain is, a heart never understands a loss? I was reading up the last few posts and saw about your friend too. {{{{{JCH4K}}}}} )
Hooonkkkk. Mush beddar, iz noa alsew waring beeg ol hawnkie on teh lap.
Onlie song Aye cud fink ob wuz ” Cleopatra, Kween ob Denial ” and “Walk liek an Egytian”
Ayes brung sum Red Greypz, fresh piniiappulz , adn mai nebber endin souplai ob toastie Engalicious muffunz
Pleez 2 pass mii ah steemii mug ob ur lubberlii kaffee?
Ai joynz too? Ai’z noob but lubbin teh cahnv… konveer… tahlks and kan gibs hoem maid crabiappley jelli fur teh toastie Engalicious muffunz. Ai’z wearin sleepeh shirt wif Krismissy kittehs, goggies, meeces, chixenz n moocowz. Iz happeh sleepeh shirt.
(mebbe 3rd tym’s a charm n weirdpress wul let mi in!!)
Welcome quez!
thanx fur teh hoem maid jelli-crabbappul soundz berry interestin!
{{{{{Smamie}}}}}
by teh way, I luvvvs ur t-shirt.
{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
moosik fur teh Egyptian teme: Cleopatra’s Cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Jd0I1U4Hc
aha, tahtz ah gud wun! thnx! Aye nebar sawz B4
watchu B waring????
Ohai, Smammie,
Iz wearing blue pjammies tat luk a liddle lyke ST:TNG unyforms, but I not so sleek az Dounselor Troi, alas. N a bu Sweater, cuz itz chilly heer.
Drinkin teh Ingerlish brekfuss tee.
{{{{{Smammie}}}}} and {{{{{JCH4K}}}}} i duzzn’t noe de deetails, don’ knead 2, but I sorry for ur sads.
Mmmm. Ingerlish brekfuss tee. u can shares wif me? is there enny lef?
Aye brot sum hohmmaed biskuts an sausidj gravy.
*digs in to brekfass feest*
*talks wif mouf full*
dif deefishush!!
Am ai too late to join in? Ai is in mai shorts becoz is bery bery hot in TTI today, an a flowry top. Ai just got back from walkies in Windsor Great Park (teh queen’s bak gardin), awltho we thort dat if it wus rly a “Great” park, it would have a pub in it!!!
Ai fink it is time for ice creem.
Iz cold foar me were I am (kentukee). It be 59 deg this moarnin! (dat’s 15 celcius foar peeps hoo use sensible tempratchur mehzhurmints).
Yesserdai wuz byootiful. 2dai (yardwurk dai) is cooooollllllddeddd!
Humph!
We can has 75 degrees in TTI!!! Wh00t Wh00t!!!!
eyez so gellus! cold wevver: DO NOT WANT!
look at it like this, allright, stop standing on your head!, now where was I, ah yes, if cold–put on more cloths, if hot–well one can only get so naked.
snert…. slightly nekkid… somewhat nekkid… egg stream lee nekkid.
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Tonite Iz supposed to get 2 inches uf rain and tmrw is sposed to be in teh mid 40s!! Pleh! DO NOT WANT!
you noes difference ‘tween naked and nekkid?
Naked=unclothed
Nekkid=unclothed……and up to sumptin.
{{{smammie}}} Thank yoo fur yur kind thots. Ai dint want too menshun it enemoar, becuz ai bleeve moarning iz best dun in private - but teh sympathies ar also verree comforting.
It wuz sumwun hoo ment teh whirlled to mee. Nawt a boifrend - no - just a reellee gud frend hoo beleeved in mee an tawt me much about “hao things ar.” Ai wund’t bee hoo ai am today wiffaut him. An he wuz nawt so old. twas veree unexpected.
Tym for anudder cupovtee? te an simpaffy; we awl needs it sumtyms. Tho a glassobwyn an cursink teh gods til teh ayr terns blu awlso werks well!
annuder cupovtee, mai swet-bottumz, sneekerz, adn hed owt 2 teh guardan 2 pulz wheedz wif a vengans.. taek dat, en dat, U guardan trolz!
Mebbe taekz teh asprin ahed ob thyme 2,
tehn l8r awn, taekz gud showur, taht glassobwyn, go lookowt on teh yard, adnsay,
Otai Gawd, werkin wif U on dis wun, adn iz gud, thnx….
Happy Mudderz Dai 2 teh gud frenz whu mudder awl ob doze taht kneadz dem
Ai am verree sorree fur yur loss. De gud frenz can be verry hard to fynd. We will send mennee gud thots to yoo. {{{JCH4K}}} Wuld yoo lyk sum choklits?
{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}
I haz a sad fur yoo Deer Janet.
Loozin teh frenz an lubbed wuns is teh hard fing.But,you can haz teh luffly memmeriez an heart smiles wen renemberin yaw fren,an noe taht he iz in teh Princess Mu meadow.
I can haz a cupovtee wiv yoo an Ambercat ?-I brotted sum Kukkiez fur us to nom on.
get ennee bar ginns at the bootsails tihs mornin? Ai is awn teh wyn awlreddy so ekspekt lidl sens an random gigglin!
Gots a beenie lap tray wiv Kittehz awn it -bran noo in a wrapper-£2.00
Two luffly wicker baskits-£1.50p an a build it yersef toy robot bran noo
still seeled fer a quid!
It wuz a massiv sale,but we only had 1 hower to luk rownd
Der wuz much awsum win stuff but we had to go cuz nephyew had a pardee to go to.
I telled Sissy nex week we go wiv no kidz or huzbums!!
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Wuz teh werk fingy gud?