lalalalala
lalalalala I can’t hear you!
u shud b nicer 2 ur mom on muthers dai.
doz u nawt haz ears anymoar? y dont kidz listen?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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So stawp aksin abowt yur d*mmed bukkit!
stoopy lolrus
we haz ty? go to TyBooteek? or mebbe chek on YNGs in nawty barn- ai’s nebber ben dere…
shoo! Shoo, luvscatsVA! to teh NB wif yew!!! YNG cawled… he’s waitn for yew…. sed he’d do ur ironing and um, stuffs.
woot, woot!
we could pretend wez lukkin for bukkit! yeh, datz de tikket.
yew need tikkets to get to teh NB?
nah, fur the mostest of us, wii just gotta be ourselveses.
Conotterlayshuns awn teh nawt sekkund FFL spot Ambercat
Whut wud yew lyke fer to sellybrayte?
Ai wud lyk a fyrmens lift up to bed an Ai wud lyk NAWT to has drunken teh hole bokkul awn a skool nite an can Ai awlso has a ekstra 0 awn teh end ob teh balunse in mai bankakont, plskthx?!
congrats ambercat and nighti-nite- hope dat ekstra 0 ting werks…
Hmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnn. I diddunt win teh loddery lass nite so…
..Pyuter sez ‘NO’-but we can haz a parrotseetamall an a hyooge mug ob blak kawfee. Oh.An teh aftersun!!!
oooh, Ai’s nawt chekked mai lotreetikkets yet…..nope, notta pennie!
Translashun plz? Ai noze” kawfee” nd “loddery” We spekez saim langwij difrent.
Paracetamol for the hangover headache,and aftersun lotion for the sun burn.
Pyuter sez NO is a reference to a comedy show in TTI where a travel agent lady is all charming, then when the customer asks for something specific she taps on the keys and says “Computer says NO”
Is a Tvee show called “Little Britain”Much Funnee sketches.
Fanks! ai liekz dem tbshoze liek Lovejoy, Keeping up appearances nd the mistry wunz liek Poirot nd Miss Marble.
Hai Gma!! I b liking deh Wyer in deh Blud seereez. Robson Green b rokkin mai boat! Soo hansum adn smart and just a liddul straing.
Ohai cweenmj
I lubs teh majik bubblol teh uvver nite wen yoofloated awl rown teh whirld an seed teh sleepin hart lites. I wuz dreemin ob a bubblol abub me an *poof* it wuz tehre!!
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Robson Greene. *drooooool*
Yummmmmmmmmmmmmy. Himz teh sechsy man.I ♥ him.
He wuz teh wowee sechsy in Soldier Soldier,and in Casualty.
Hai Tidmum!! Wii saw yer lite adn sew menny uzzerz. It wuz a lvlee ride. wud u b liking a bubblol ride? I hav a bubbul rite heer.
*pullz 1 owt uv her pokkit and *POOF* it inflatez awl shinee glowee.
Hop on in!!
wun dae …. jimmba will be abul tew hab a conversashun wib a dude abowt ladeez on teh wurld?!? wun dae *dreemz*
Dat sownz rezunbul. ai shur em glad ai gotz no starez. wud hab tu slepe ona cawch.
Concatulayshuns Ambercat! *dukkee handz u 0* Heer u go.
Ambercat gets to pik der drinkses and danses for da silly-bar-ations! Wat wud yu liek? An’ I’ve gotta plate of gigantimous sushi here!
teenager lolootter…
loltter is tierd uv all dis campayne nonsens
oh wait
that’s ME
meh too!
srsly… itz gud to be owt of washingmachine DC for teh summer
oh, West Va ai’m in”east” VA, or mebbe ur jus alummnyus?
ah lives in Jeffurson Cownty riet naoh. used to lib in O-Hai-O but growd up in Colorado
He dought it was gonna be a year-long champayne.
Did sumwun say sumfink?
pardun?
pardun?
Eh?
Whut?
Que?
Como?
excusez moi?
quoi?
Wie bitte?
meeeep
Eh?
Vas?
ai can’t heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer yew!!
an yu heer me, muther?!
Exsqueeze me?
Baking powder?
It otter be obvyus aim nawt listning tu yu.
Taht wun has mai seal ob approovul…
Now teh loltter clammed up.
Very shellfish ob hims.
Nawt zactly a shrimp among loltters.
Happy Muvvers Dai awl! Hoap awl da chilrun maiked yur brekfurstz oar wutebbur. Oar at leest cawled.
srsly.
Happy Mudders day tew awl uf teh luverly momcats heer! Yews are awl teh WIN!!!
weeulll, didn’t get her b-fast, had to go to work two early, but I did get her tickets to see Dolly Parton tonight.
oh my, the pearls of wisdom from one sooo yung.
Singin along wif mah favourite song.
I seem to spend all day doing that in my house, bloody kids!!!!
Tihs bees Mommeh Lolotter; hers kidlets haz waiked hers up earlee awn
Muvver’s Dai, adn tehy wunts fysh sammidges foar brekfuss.
Mommeh Lolotter: Goe Wai adn staup pestureing meh; tihs bees teh wun dai ov teh yeer Ai kan sleap iyn; goe waike up yuur Daddeh foar yuur fuuds!!!
Lolotter Bebbehs: Daddeh nawt bees heer; hims bees aowt fyshying. Him sez tu aks yuu up foar owr brekfuss.
Mommeh Lolotter: La la la la la la. Ai can nawt heer yuu. Goe bak tu sleap til yuur Daddeh geyts hoem. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Tis troo!!!!
mai lil kittehs made me projects at school. mai dodder kitteh made mi uh flowr cardan mai sun kitteh made me a foto fraym wif him’s pic in it. mai hubby
(LC79’s_hubby) took me out too lunch at buffelo wild wings…yay!!!!!! eye had a great muvvrz dai. i r handing dese flowerz owt tu all deh muvvrz heer…
plz ejoi it.
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