Wen yuu luuvs yuur liddle kitteh kidlets, yuu caire bowt tehm noe matture haow awld tehy ar, ebben afture tehy bees growed up;

Adn yuu nebber ebber staup worreeying bowt tehm iyn tuff tiems, oar beyeing happee foar tehm iyn guud tiems; tehy alwaise bees yuur bebbehs…….

Moast ov teh Lolbradoars Ai haz seed doan seam tu mynde teh kittehs soe muches; sumetiems tehy ebben wunt tu plaiy wif tehm.

(Tihs goggie muste haz bin teh lyfe-gaurd awn duuteey; Lollabs kan swimses liek teh fishees!!)

HALP…

Noo kitteh naymed Michio apter astro fisss…fisti…syentist guy! Michio lubs teh chin rubz n teh petses n gibs meh lotses ob kitteh kisses! Dey awl send teh purrz to u fur der speshul chinz rubz!

Eethar wai Ai luvz dis picceh. Nothar wun for da fayve fowldar!

Duz teh Sleepee Tyme Tee reelee werk?? I think maybe ai needz it!!

Ai must smyol at teh “‘angree 12 year old.” Ai dint start until ai wuz 14 – but ai dont know hao mai parentz libbed throo it. An tehn – ai terned 17 – an *poof* – ai wuz a hooman bean again.

WHAT a horrid principal yoo haz. No “pal” there. Ai am sending ebree gud thot ai’ve got fur yoo to last out this wun week. an pleez – eben tho yoo ar ded tyred, remember taht we werreiz about yoo. So – let us know wehn yoo can hao yoo ar doing.

an gascat – so glad to heer you ar doing well. Ai luffed yur sawng!!!

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i don usualee do dis, but dere waz a kyoot picktur on teh hasahotdog siet! heres teh linky
http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/05/10/funny-dog-pictures-halp-i-saves-you/

its berry kyoot n haz a kitteh n a goggie innit! ill even gievs u a hint: dere’s wateh innit too!

go c it n support cheezburger n tofuburger kthxbai

momcat
(pops head up frum groun lik groun hog….)
hi awl-
da cat fambli stil round…..
iz endz ub da skool yer n iz jus HARD, I cumz hom n colaspes in da frunt hall!
iz too tird ta do muc ub anyfing butz eat n sleep
I haz wun mor weak ta go…… I iz tryin ta figgur out ifnz mai principal iz gonna fyre meiz dis weak- shes neber didz tak me offa da probeation frum Janumary… n shez fyred 4 reely gud teachaz las thursday……sinc I leabn aniwai fur Orygun in Joon, I iz gonna resign…. I jus dontz wanna resign n nawt getz mai full beniflits n pay fur da yer…..

gascat dun wif da finalz- he finks himz did ok……himz tawlks like a ‘puter dez dais! Himz bein doin lottts ub progeraming

I tooked fishykitteh outa da meeny skool 2 weaks earli, in wun dai, shez lukz moar lik herselv den she haz awl yer! She flapped off ta Orygun ta day wif spoose. Shez spenden da weak wif gramma n grandpa n Newjean Orygun.

gascat n I r feeln a bitz relifed too, iz hardz ta lib wif unhappi, mad, depresseded 12 yer awld gurl awl da tim. Sos is weak off fur awl of us- den wez startz froing stuffz owt n packn ta go bak ta Orygun atz da endz ub Joon!
…. buzi lif….. I haz it…..

momcat

Yes – awl went well. Ebree buddee cayme – ai got ebree thing dun – an teh asparagus an potatos were verreee taystee. Ai thot ov yoo!1

An muya brother browt sum fresh hole graynd bred frum teh bakeree.

Awl in awl – a reelee pleasant day. An hao lukki ai ar still to hav mai muzzer.

btw yew better maik sum more cat boxes………. ai jus ordrd yr last wun…….. sew cyooot!!

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/25/not-what-it-looks-like/

Hoomans—Ded of cyoot

Ur doin it rite – this is an instant classic!