Comidy
Comidy Tradegy
fanks momz 4 being dere thru awl da happee tiems nd nawt sew happee tiems.
tragidy needz sum happy recharge…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: blossomo
« Previous lalalalala | Da wonderful thing about Tiggers Next »
» 80 Comments
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
-
Who be Talkin'
Cheezburger Network Blog
shakesper in lub wit kittas
Tu bi, or not tu bi, dat is der kweschun. Weter it is snorgler in the mynd to sufr the katnip and stuffies ov miss fortune…
Oar tew take pawz agenst a sea of trubbulz,
Adn bai lakking opposible thumz? Tew die: tew sleep;
No moar; and bai a sleep tew say wii end
Teh hart-ake adn teh tousend nacheral shocks
Taht kittehz r air tew, ‘tiz a kanommashun
Devoutlee 2 b wish’d. Tew die, tew sleep;
Tew sleep: perchans tew dream: . . .
@@@@@@@!!!@@@@@@@
Eye, derin lies teh tummee rubz.
Dat wuz deh tradejee…now fer deh comidee.
.
♪♫
Nuffing taht’z formal, *tee shirtz adn jenez heer*
Nuffing taht’z normal, *no; nun a dat heer*
No ressitashunz to reciyte; *trowz owt deh skriptz*
Opun up teh kertin: *runz 2 center stage*
Comedy Tonite! *Stikkz owt tung adn runz off stage*
♪♫
Nobuddeez’ butt got tyrd sittin fru dat purformuns. Shawrt nd swete it wuz.;)
“A Funnee Thing Happeneded awn teh way to teh Forum” ref FTW!!!!
Gud ebening Janet!! Wuz yer muzzerz day lunch a sukksess?
O hai, cweenmj. Ai ar heer. ai just roteded yoo a messaj heeran then aksidentalee unplugged teh pewter!!!
Yes – awl went well. Ebree buddee cayme – ai got ebree thing dun – an teh asparagus an potatos were verreee taystee. Ai thot ov yoo!1
An muya brother browt sum fresh hole graynd bred frum teh bakeree.
Awl in awl – a reelee pleasant day. An hao lukki ai ar still to hav mai muzzer.
Lukkee indeed. mai mom b 84 and still chuggin along. How to live sew long adn still enjoying life iz a grate akkomplishment.
You does taps dansin, too? Mebbe sum soff shoo?
*tapitee, tapitee, clik, clikkitee, clakkitee.
*shuffle shuffel tapitee tap tap tap.
.
Ennything iz pozzible heer.
*muffled sound ov kitteh paws clapping wyldlee*
I duz both. Iz in Iresh Step Dansin.
“catz lik meiz, i amz neet, I lik catz deh are neet” (cue song)
” eberybudi ought to hab a kat , eberbudi ought to have a kitteh kat, a prity kat
ta puder arond da hous…..”
momcat
(pops head up frum groun lik groun hog….)
hi awl-
da cat fambli stil round…..
iz endz ub da skool yer n iz jus HARD, I cumz hom n colaspes in da frunt hall!
iz too tird ta do muc ub anyfing butz eat n sleep
I haz wun mor weak ta go…… I iz tryin ta figgur out ifnz mai principal iz gonna fyre meiz dis weak- shes neber didz tak me offa da probeation frum Janumary… n shez fyred 4 reely gud teachaz las thursday……sinc I leabn aniwai fur Orygun in Joon, I iz gonna resign…. I jus dontz wanna resign n nawt getz mai full beniflits n pay fur da yer…..
gascat dun wif da finalz- he finks himz did ok……himz tawlks like a ‘puter dez dais! Himz bein doin lottts ub progeraming
I tooked fishykitteh outa da meeny skool 2 weaks earli, in wun dai, shez lukz moar lik herselv den she haz awl yer! She flapped off ta Orygun ta day wif spoose. Shez spenden da weak wif gramma n grandpa n Newjean Orygun.
gascat n I r feeln a bitz relifed too, iz hardz ta lib wif unhappi, mad, depresseded 12 yer awld gurl awl da tim. Sos is weak off fur awl of us- den wez startz froing stuffz owt n packn ta go bak ta Orygun atz da endz ub Joon!
…. buzi lif….. I haz it…..
O hai momcat an gascat,
Ai’m so glad to heer frum yoo – an sorree to heer taht life is so tuff sumtiems.
Butt – it seems taht things will bee looking up soon fur yoo – just hav to hang in there an be brave.
Ai must smyol at teh “‘angree 12 year old.” Ai dint start until ai wuz 14 – but ai dont know hao mai parentz libbed throo it. An tehn – ai terned 17 – an *poof* – ai wuz a hooman bean again.
WHAT a horrid principal yoo haz. No “pal” there. Ai am sending ebree gud thot ai’ve got fur yoo to last out this wun week. an pleez – eben tho yoo ar ded tyred, remember taht we werreiz about yoo. So – let us know wehn yoo can hao yoo ar doing.
an gascat – so glad to heer you ar doing well. Ai luffed yur sawng!!!
{{{{momcat&gascat}}}}
Dat was soooo kuuul!!! Hey, wi niid drinkses and danses fore cweenmj! Hu’s got the speshul drinkses and danses variety pack?
Yay!! Brandon_ha!!! gud nawt-sekkund!!! Corm grass kew a shunz!!
oh cmj, ai gibbed yew a lolz on teh prevvvvvvius lolcatpix thingie
jamamakitty,
Oh tank you, tank you for UR purchase. I be sendin it tomorrow.
ai kint wait!!
ohai mj Click me name 4 yr mom peep day message.
Thank yew bof, Jamamakitty & LC79’s Hubby!!
Ohai, Cween mj, ai jus se abowt da “Wyer in de Blud” . Ai dunt noze dis wun . Wen iz awn? (PDT) Yur buble trip wuz gud. Ai did a buble trip tu trai pastlief regrshun wun tiem. Went in buble tu beech, intu fawg nd trai tu fined sum uvver leif ona uvver sied. Dint wruk.
I gitz it on deh satulite. BBC america tunite @ 8pm & 11 pm
Eastern time. Dat be 5 & 8 Pasific timez. Wire in deh blud b a
gud mistry serreez.
A’im showing mai kitteh “Timeslip”. She loved “The Omega Factor” an’ likes science fikshun. Ai thynk she’s inventing a new gushi fuud from all the scifi ideas.
Bandon_ha iz nawt sekkund! Drinkses and dancies all wound!
yay io be gettin a rownd ob ale fur eberyone 9nonalcamaholic for da kitns
Fank yew berry muchlee, Bh!!
*takez a hartee drink uv ale.
Gud stuff!
thank yew! Chiirs! *clink*
Post commentity.
Come one, come all! Something for EVERYBODY!
Blue eyes, smilin at me, nuffin but blue eyes………….
TWO Franks? Der arr two Sinatras in da pikture?
1 R Frank – teh udder R Beens!
hmmph, dat be canneded humorous.
franklee mai deer, ai duzznt giv a toot
And 4 taht wii b glad.
:snerk:
yu canned bi sirius! Der woz chalk dust. Anyone culd see der waz chalk dust!
willz da reel Frank Sinatra plez standz up!
momcat
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1018289
4 all you mom peeps.
Liddill Kittehz sez:
“Artoo! shutz awff Cawmpakkturrz
inz Sekkturr Sebben!!!”
Tyte playssez arz lyke
Magnettz 4 Liddill Kittehz.
Dey muss lubbz 2 strrretch
Enneeplayss Kittehz
canz getz himz Wiskurrz froo. T3h
resst ubz himz canz 2!
Jack.
@@@@@
“Enneeplayss Kittehz
canz getz himz Wiskurrz froo. T3h
resst ubz himz canz 2!”
Ur doin it rite – this is an instant classic!
StarWars ref FTW!!!1!!! *gigglol*
Deer Jack: yuu muste nebber goes awai ebber agin, (oar jes limyt iyt iyf yuu hasta rlly bees awai!!!)
Heer’s teh CCC fur awls doz dats has teh hed assplodes!
**snicker** (herz sed “assplodes”!)
ai hate wen dat happinz…
*looks*
Ohai, ManfredMom:
Habz lawtza Dukkt Tayp,
strrrrrrettchee Bunjee Coardz andz brandz
noo CHRGz
Awllso habz Sleepee
Tyme Tee andz mennee Blankeez.
Reg’lurr andz ‘lekktrikk
Habz froazunn Milkee
Wayz andz nawt frozunn Kit~Katz
barz 4 aspoadeez
Habz lawtza Chinz Rubz
4 Manfred andz Ayla. Sum
moar 4 noo Kitteh
Jack.
Thank yoo Jack, fur awl teh suppliez yoo awlwaiz bring fur teh CCC. Yoo hav saived menee liefs, fur shur.
Duz teh Sleepee Tyme Tee reelee werk?? I think maybe ai needz it!!
Ai tink yu defnitly need sleepy tym tee! Wot yu doin up sweerly, agin?!
Gud morning.gud morrrrrning tra la la la….
*
.
*The sun has got hiz hat on hip hip hip hooray
the sun haz got hiz hat on an I’m goin owt to play
Whoopsy dee!!
Fergetted teh w.p sine in!
Hello Hazel fayce yew is awn screen nao –I hoaps!!
Fanks fur awl tah noo suppel-eyes fur teh CCC! Aiz gots sum orderededed, butts deys nots heer yets!
Noo kitteh naymed Michio apter astro fisss…fisti…syentist guy! Michio lubs teh chin rubz n teh petses n gibs meh lotses ob kitteh kisses! Dey awl send teh purrz to u fur der speshul chinz rubz!
Creem sickle kittehs.
awesomeness. shakespeare would put these guys to work right away.
Drahmuh kittehs r drahmatik.
I knot trwoll but dis repeetz lolkitteh pic. I iz sure ov it. i commentz ubout kittehs being trwappeded on montane. Hmmh. We runningz out of kittehs? oh noes!!!!!!!!
Hare teh prwoof. I not crwazee…least bout dis subjewct.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/25/not-what-it-looks-like/
berry observant!!
btw yew better maik sum more cat boxes………. ai jus ordrd yr last wun…….. sew cyooot!!
ittybittykittiez–2
Hoomans—Ded of cyoot
lawl, yew spelded tragidy rong.
but comidy was spelded rite…
Hep uz! Weez is stuckded!
lol @ “tradegy”
1 happy 1 not happy 5 TASTEE burJER 4 U!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He sed der wus mowses to eet bak here, but all I got wuz a faysefull of dust bunneh. Hmmph.
what????!!!! you americans (or whatever) speak weired!!
That’s a capital A on Americans, please, and “weird” — unless you meant “wired”, of course. And it should be “weirdly.”
Ecksept it izunt weerdlee, itz lolspeek.
@@@@@
I love this caption and pic! So cute!
hai guyz!
i don usualee do dis, but dere waz a kyoot picktur on teh hasahotdog siet! heres teh linky
http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/05/10/funny-dog-pictures-halp-i-saves-you/
its berry kyoot n haz a kitteh n a goggie innit! ill even gievs u a hint: dere’s wateh innit too!
go c it n support cheezburger n tofuburger kthxbai
Taht’s soe funneeeey!!!! Luuks liek a blak Lolbradoar; tehy bees waturegoggies, foar shure!!!
Moast ov teh Lolbradoars Ai haz seed doan seam tu mynde teh kittehs soe muches; sumetiems tehy ebben wunt tu plaiy wif tehm.
(Tihs goggie muste haz bin teh lyfe-gaurd awn duuteey; Lollabs kan swimses liek teh fishees!!)
me too! you know, there are some clever people in the world!
Fur da lownges tyme Ai sitted here n thinked dat ‘Comidy’ wuz spell da ‘proper’ wai. Ai iz Dislesx…Deslesx…Ai see stuffs backwards sumtymes. XD
Eethar wai Ai luvz dis picceh. Nothar wun for da fayve fowldar!
Mawammmmm…
he is squishing me
HALP…
Tihs iys haow muvvers seas dere kittehs: iyn bof guud tiems adn badd;
Wen yuu luuvs yuur liddle kitteh kidlets, yuu caire bowt tehm noe matture haow awld tehy ar, ebben afture tehy bees growed up;
Adn yuu nebber ebber staup worreeying bowt tehm iyn tuff tiems, oar beyeing happee foar tehm iyn guud tiems; tehy alwaise bees yuur bebbehs…….