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yayy fur missy’s nawt sekkond! how’s it feel? drink? dans? par-tay?
Ohai Idans….nawt sekkond nawt sekkond in munfs and munfs!! Purhapps everywun have theer persunal favrite Caturday nite drinkee and we sway in grass tewgethur?
If we’re silly-bar-eating on Caturday nite, duz that make it Caturday Nite Viva?
if yu haz beerz, teh znaylz, dey wil joyn teh partee?
dey luffz beerz.
Yu knoe wy? Kuz dey eetz teh funguzz foar maek demselfz poyzin / nawt-nommabul so’s dey nawt git nommed by burdz an’ suchlaik. So dey sniffz da beerz, dey fink, OBOY!! Ai eetz dat, maekz meh poyzin!! den dey git dronk an dye.
but dey shor luffz beerz.
Datz alubbly wai 2 dai!
Corn-grate-yew-lashuns on yore nawt-sekkund. (Yew beet mi bi sekkunds, tu, so yurs is a nawt-sekkund-by-sekkunds-nawt-sekkund.) Let’s silly-bar-eat! Want drinkses and danses?
Mai we shar the onner and klinky owr drinkee glassus tewgethur?
y yes, Missy. yes we shall.
Dat wud be wunderful! Yeeee! Dis is a wunnerful parti!
mayb we can listen to muzak? de jazzy elevator muzzik? iz sooo catchy!
I wuz thinking maibi sum Art of Noms wud be gud too. Maibi there first hit single, Chews to the Edit?
hmm. okeydokey. i fink we shud haf a dans off. who’s wif me?
mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimi!
Concatulayshuns Missy! *dukkee lifts glass* Slanchey!
o hai, jd. i see nao dat it waz onlee by sekkonds, so i also congradyewlate (i made it up, i fink. no laugh, plz.) yoo! heer goes! ”jd, yoo did a fiiinnne job on ur almost nawt sekkond” how’s it feel?
Dank yu, dank yu veby mush. It fiils great, esplashily as Missy sew grashusly offred to shear da onner an klink glasses. Missy’s kindness makes it veby veby splashil to mi.
All ways happy to shar joye! *klinkee jd* *klinkee IDans*
o yoo guys…dis iz so b-e-a-u-tiful. *sniffff* it iz nicee dat yoo guys ar so bery friendly. great character trait. *klinkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
Dunno who did this, but it’s awesome!
lol dis mai favrit 1!!1!
Da grass was nom-inated?
um, since these are snails, shouldn’t it be a slow-mo
nnnooommmmm… nnnooommmmm… nnnooommmmm
like the six million dollar man sound effect?
hmm, yes. grate obserbashun, s.t.e.n.d.
Anxshus
Bananas
Cavorting
Dangerously
Ecounter
Frienzied
Grass-stalks
Hiding
Invisible
Jumping
Kangeroos
Lounging
Morosely,
Nomming
Ovaltine
Packets
Quietly.
Rampaging
Snails
Trample
Under-pseudopodia
Violets
Whilst
Xylophone-playing
Yaks
Znorzle.
FTW!! FTW!! FTW!! *hed spins, falls in heep on floor*
W00t!!!
Dis be our furst lolabcedarian! Whee!
Jack Deth, izzat yoo? f.r.
Hey! Jack is has pome on teh kung-fu bubbl kitteh pikschur! Whoo – we been missin him.
@@@@@Win!!@@@@@
(I miss the voting burgers!)
Oh, ai do too, doctorcat!! Lettuce awl rite to teh Burgerz again an aks them wehn they cna be gibbing tehm bak!!!
lol! yay puns! *clps randomly*
Om nom nom! You’re doin’ it right.
oh wow. sum1 is goin to hav a holee gardin!
yes. um, ai fink there sud b sum kind of ”dey cud wear dem holee jeans to church!1!” joek rite heer, but ai cant fink of 1 dat goes wif grass.
Sings: Der’s a hole in mai garden, dear snails, dear snails, der’s a hole in my garden, dear snails, a hole!
Holee gardin!! It’z a snail!!! Get in teh car!!!!
LOLZ!
@@@@@!!!1!!
Hungree snaylols.
Ew. Just… ew.
nawt sekkund?
Definitely not.
Yew are da nawt sekkund nawt nawt nawt sekkund o’ da nawt sekkund column. Der are drinkses and danses for dis, as it is sew hard to sai or follo.
sorry. at least yew didnt sai F.U.R.S.T. dat wud haf ben bad. i cant eben believe ai sorta said it. de thought send shivers down my yittle spine!
Sokay idans4yoo. Wurld duznt blowz up wen u put teh yittle dotseez afta teh lettaz. Gud thinkin!
Im getting hungry, seeing so many noms!
nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmm…
Dat was a rekordink of a snail nomming. Nou, a rekordink of a drunk snail nomming:
nnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmoooooooo
Ohai, SAMS. Ai fink yu wuz aks ona diet pikshur abowt Ranebo brij. Can goolle dat but legend sez “Dere’s a beautiful plais jus dis sied ub hebben ware da aminals goze tu plai in da sun and watez fur dere peepz until dey iz redy tu cumz nd goze ober teh brij tugeddur tu hebben. ” ai bin seing menny peepz saing bowt teh aminalz going ober but dat iz leik da wun abowt “da rabit died” an untroo miff.
Awwwz, teh snayley kewtnezz… Nais rezztoreant 4 snayleyz.
yoo has ta eats tr greens afore you hasss dezzirt
so very tru. dont eben look at de dezzirt table until yew finish ur karrots. (nast yittle fings) dey maek yew grow BIG adn STRONG!! so do grits. wif cheez, duh.
Wish wee cud teech snaylz 2 eet weeds an leev plantz wee want not nommed.
Bild a maze, so da snails can’t find da not-to-be-snail-nommed-nommables.
Teh snaylols wud eet teh maize.
wud u liek sawlt w dat?
Look at that S Car Go!
lol!!!
is racing snail?
heehee, dats whut i wuz thinking 2
In France, gardeners nom teh snails…
Mai nabur duz tu if she hab tiem tu fikz dem. she cum frum Fransh.
I juss new sumwun wud say dat!
Es car go wif garlic butter–NOM!
Snales awn teh Lily ob teh Nile! ARRRRRGGHH!!! Itz been awlmoas twenny yeers, but ai memember throwin teh snails awai—iz no prob heer in WA State, coz we getz teh froze in teh winner.
Wherz mai salt shakr when I needz it?
i hate wen yew step outside in de mornin adn dere dey ar! awl over de welkum mat! finkin dey own de place!
de snales, i mean
Well – it DUZ say “welkum!”
Tu da llama song!
Here’s a snail
there’s a snail
and another little snail
fuzzy snail
funny snail
snail, snail, duck
Hey WP ated mye llama song linkee!
Hokay den eye guess wii haz tu go wit da badger song!
badgerbadgerbadger.com
“Badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom!” Rite? An “____ llama ____ llama llama llama duck.”? I hasnt memrizd teh ageetivez.
Ai knoes a jowke foar dis pic!
A snayle gets beeted up bai two tortysis. Afterwoods he gets teh innerviews froam teh polis.
“Whut happen?” asks teh polis
“Ai dunnoes” sai teh snayle. “It all happeneded so kwickly!”
Snayle: FAIL.
When a snail rides onna back of a tortysis wut’s he say? “Wheeeeeeeeee!”
@@@@@!!!
Ohai, Sol, WAir yu bin fur daiz nd daiz. We bin missing yur gud stuffz.
I wuz B-Z opnin muh kamp on de laik fer the seesun an gittin muh bote reddy fer sailin. Dis week is plantin de gardin. Springtyme is frantik.
U noez da wun bout da snayl dat wuz mugged bai a turkle?
Poleezman say “Did U getz a gud looksee at him?”
And Snaylee say “It awl happnd so fast!!”
Wut dew yew gets when yew crosses a snayle and a tortys?
Ai dunno, but is eezee to ketch!
Ai seems to member a storee fur childrenz abowt a snayle. Hiz famblee cameded down inna whirled? Neboddee else member dat wun?
Why iz it ebbery time wii planz nice quiet pikanik, ebberywun in da fambly shows up?
Der be Ant Petunia
Brudder Jaymz
Cuzin Caytlin
D…
Drunk Unkkul ( wii won’t menshun enny namez)
Ester (merried 2 deh drunk Unkkul)
Felix
Grammee
H…
Harry
Ivory
Jacob
Kramar
L…
Louise
Mimsy
Nephoo Norm
Ollyver
P…
Papa
Queer Uncl Fred
Restless Cuzzin Randee
Sister-in-Law Sylvia
Tom the Teetotulur
Ugly Uncul Umburto
Victor
Walter the grayt-grandfatha
Xena the step-motha
Y…
Yazmin
an Zebedee!
Gud Morning, Ambercat! Heer ai am, up in teh middle ov teh nite
again. Just wanted to say Ohai!!
Ohai JCH4K – wot’s keepin yu up tonite? Shorly nawt MOR blossum prades?!
No, not this teim!! Ai dint sleep much teh nite befoar becuz ov teh verreee awlaround sad dai. If yoo mist it – it started wif “I brot yoo a flour” where suddenlee ebreeting wuz sad – until Romeow found teh cyoot Panda song.
An ai went directlee frum gibbing Rosie sum hugs becuz ov her kitteh Josie to opening mai mayol an finding awn taht a VERREE gud frend had died in April – an nobuddee told mee. They awl thot sumwun else did. So ai spent teh dai prittee much in a sodden heep.
An teh yesterday wuz so full taht ai cuddn’t catch up wif sleep. So ai went to sleep a liddle urlee – an nao ai am wide awayke. Gonna doo a couple emails an tehn trai to go bal to sleep ai hope!!
Sumwhere – tehr were pikchurs on line about teh blossum parayde. LOL!!! Ai sshud send yoo them!!
Por Janet. Ai’s mist a cupple ob dais ob pics an mist taht hole thred. Hav a cupovtee an it’ll awl seem much bedderer!
LOL!! it iz amazing hao pawrful a cuppa tee can bee!
an ai see it’s much layter tahn ai thot! It’s reelee urlee morning!
Maybee no moar sleep fur mee. mai brotherRick an SIL Nancy,
an mai sister Pyzi an BOL Ron ar coming at two fur Mother’s Day.
Ai pikked (cut, akchulllee) a lot ov aspergus yesterday an we ar havign ig wif noo patotos laik tehy doo in Schwetzingen (Spargel capital ov jermanee an rite neer where ai used to live wunz) – an ai
must doo sum major hauz cleening!!!
mai lief – so hard sumtimes. LOL!
Ai tydid up for teh berglars, Bfore Ai went orf to Lunnon for mai traynin dai, so Ai can be layzee todai – still go to cleen teh pinny gigs tho.
An Ai see a thorn has reternrd to owr syds in teh postins – we mai need sumfink moer tahn tee to deel wiv it!
Plees do send me teh Blossum Prade pics!
Yes. Ai saw taht too.
Ai had such hai hoepz.
Dare wee hope taht lessons hav maybee bin lerned??
Ai’s hopin is juss a fleetin visit an teh annoyance will go wai soon, espec if nowun ses mush to tehm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!1!!!
are all the comments made to speak like the lol cat captions?
all teh commentz ar ritten by lolcats, meow.
[Inishiyate hooman-speek] Well, yeah. Almost everyone here speaks in LOLspeak. (I always translate for beginners.) If you want to LEARN LOLspeak than click the link just above the comments, but if you were just wondering than, well, now you know.
[Initiate LOLspeak] K thnx bi.
If ma box turtul wuz dere, shed be nomming the nommers, but also doin it slowlee.
LOLuscs! HA!
Gastrolols! Yay!
I heers thes kwiet krunsching of elebenty teeeny moufs magniffyed into one big NOM. Kinda liek Rise Krispees.
Ummmm. Those things make me queasy.
Try wif melted buddur.
An lawts ob garlik!
I worked in a restaurant once where they bought in tinned snails & pushed them into shells which went in the dishwasher afterwards. True.
Snailiooooos. Snailios nommiiiiiiiinggggg. AAAWWWWWWW so kyoot
how the flip was this one captioned?
I suspect they did it on their computer and then just uploaded the pic as is. Must have taken a long time, no? Very cute!
Snayl Mayl!
ai noes, ai iz boring
Noes, Noes, Noes, Lucy;
Ai wuz jes bowt tu sez teh saime fing;
Iyf yuu bees boreing, wel tehn, Ai ar az wel.
GMTA!!!!
lolz! wii kan bofe beez phunneh oar nawt phunneh oar wutever tewgedder!
Luuks liek a snaylol bankwet; mebbee iyts a weddying!!!!
(Ai doan fink tehy bees wuntyng tu goes hoem enny tiem sune;
Probly nawt untyl tehm haz eeted awl teh greenery stuf.)
That’s bloody brilliant :0)
i think comments should automatically convert to lolspeak it would be glorious woot!!
Yuu meen liek a LolSpeekTweekOMeter???
(Ai fink Phillippe d’Beaker iys wurkyng awn wun ov dose rite naow iyn teh
baysemint of d’Beaker labs; hims assystent Igor seams tu bees iyn chaurge ov teh projekt; )
Jes wautch foar advetmatisemints wen iyt becums abailabul, at beddur stoars ebbereeware.
:O
PEED PANTZ.
DEN mayd ovver frinz C et den DEY PEED PANTZ 2 !!1
OMG!! Genious!!
OMG!!! how did they do that?!?!?!?!?!?!?
^_~
Eeeeee! Kyooooooot! I lurves snails.
WOW! That’s really cool! it musta taken them like an hour or sumtin! =^.^=
:O dats kool!!!!!!!!!!!!
somewhere in there is a slug , a very , daunted slug.
Seriously, some people here need to go back to grade school to re-learn English. And have your head examined as well for signs of mental degradation.