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Oskar nomination party—-yer doin it tastee.
yayy fur missy’s nawt sekkond! how’s it feel? drink? dans? par-tay?
Ohai Idans….nawt sekkond nawt sekkond in munfs and munfs!! Purhapps everywun have theer persunal favrite Caturday nite drinkee and we sway in grass tewgethur?
If we’re silly-bar-eating on Caturday nite, duz that make it Caturday Nite Viva?
if yu haz beerz, teh znaylz, dey wil joyn teh partee?
dey luffz beerz.
Yu knoe wy? Kuz dey eetz teh funguzz foar maek demselfz poyzin / nawt-nommabul so’s dey nawt git nommed by burdz an’ suchlaik. So dey sniffz da beerz, dey fink, OBOY!! Ai eetz dat, maekz meh poyzin!! den dey git dronk an dye.
but dey shor luffz beerz.
Datz alubbly wai 2 dai!
Corn-grate-yew-lashuns on yore nawt-sekkund. (Yew beet mi bi sekkunds, tu, so yurs is a nawt-sekkund-by-sekkunds-nawt-sekkund.) Let’s silly-bar-eat! Want drinkses and danses?
Mai we shar the onner and klinky owr drinkee glassus tewgethur?
y yes, Missy. yes we shall.
Dat wud be wunderful! Yeeee! Dis is a wunnerful parti!
mayb we can listen to muzak? de jazzy elevator muzzik? iz sooo catchy!
I wuz thinking maibi sum Art of Noms wud be gud too. Maibi there first hit single, Chews to the Edit?
hmm. okeydokey. i fink we shud haf a dans off. who’s wif me?
mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimi!
Concatulayshuns Missy! *dukkee lifts glass* Slanchey!
o hai, jd. i see nao dat it waz onlee by sekkonds, so i also congradyewlate (i made it up, i fink. no laugh, plz.) yoo! heer goes! ”jd, yoo did a fiiinnne job on ur almost nawt sekkond” how’s it feel?
Dank yu, dank yu veby mush. It fiils great, esplashily as Missy sew grashusly offred to shear da onner an klink glasses. Missy’s kindness makes it veby veby splashil to mi.
All ways happy to shar joye! *klinkee jd* *klinkee IDans*
o yoo guys…dis iz so b-e-a-u-tiful. *sniffff* it iz nicee dat yoo guys ar so bery friendly. great character trait. *klinkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
Dunno who did this, but it’s awesome!
lol dis mai favrit 1!!1!
Da grass was nom-inated?
um, since these are snails, shouldn’t it be a slow-mo
nnnooommmmm… nnnooommmmm… nnnooommmmm
like the six million dollar man sound effect?
hmm, yes. grate obserbashun, s.t.e.n.d.
Anxshus
Bananas
Cavorting
Dangerously
Ecounter
Frienzied
Grass-stalks
Hiding
Invisible
Jumping
Kangeroos
Lounging
Morosely,
Nomming
Ovaltine
Packets
Quietly.
Rampaging
Snails
Trample
Under-pseudopodia
Violets
Whilst
Xylophone-playing
Yaks
Znorzle.
FTW!! FTW!! FTW!! *hed spins, falls in heep on floor*
W00t!!!
Dis be our furst lolabcedarian! Whee!
Jack Deth, izzat yoo? f.r.
Hey! Jack is has pome on teh kung-fu bubbl kitteh pikschur! Whoo - we been missin him.
@@@@@Win!!@@@@@
(I miss the voting burgers!)
Oh, ai do too, doctorcat!! Lettuce awl rite to teh Burgerz again an aks them wehn they cna be gibbing tehm bak!!!
lol! yay puns! *clps randomly*
Om nom nom! You’re doin’ it right.
oh wow. sum1 is goin to hav a holee gardin!
yes. um, ai fink there sud b sum kind of ”dey cud wear dem holee jeans to church!1!” joek rite heer, but ai cant fink of 1 dat goes wif grass.
Sings: Der’s a hole in mai garden, dear snails, dear snails, der’s a hole in my garden, dear snails, a hole!
Holee gardin!! It’z a snail!!! Get in teh car!!!!
LOLZ!
@@@@@!!!1!!
Hungree snaylols.
Ew. Just… ew.
nawt sekkund?
Definitely not.
Yew are da nawt sekkund nawt nawt nawt sekkund o’ da nawt sekkund column. Der are drinkses and danses for dis, as it is sew hard to sai or follo.
sorry. at least yew didnt sai F.U.R.S.T. dat wud haf ben bad. i cant eben believe ai sorta said it. de thought send shivers down my yittle spine!
Sokay idans4yoo. Wurld duznt blowz up wen u put teh yittle dotseez afta teh lettaz. Gud thinkin!
Im getting hungry, seeing so many noms!
nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmm…
Dat was a rekordink of a snail nomming. Nou, a rekordink of a drunk snail nomming:
nnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmoooooooo
Ohai, SAMS. Ai fink yu wuz aks ona diet pikshur abowt Ranebo brij. Can goolle dat but legend sez “Dere’s a beautiful plais jus dis sied ub hebben ware da aminals goze tu plai in da sun and watez fur dere peepz until dey iz redy tu cumz nd goze ober teh brij tugeddur tu hebben. ” ai bin seing menny peepz saing bowt teh aminalz going ober but dat iz leik da wun abowt “da rabit died” an untroo miff.
Awwwz, teh snayley kewtnezz… Nais rezztoreant 4 snayleyz.
yoo has ta eats tr greens afore you hasss dezzirt
so very tru. dont eben look at de dezzirt table until yew finish ur karrots. (nast yittle fings) dey maek yew grow BIG adn STRONG!! so do grits. wif cheez, duh.
Wish wee cud teech snaylz 2 eet weeds an leev plantz wee want not nommed.
Bild a maze, so da snails can’t find da not-to-be-snail-nommed-nommables.
Teh snaylols wud eet teh maize.
wud u liek sawlt w dat?
Look at that S Car Go!
lol!!!
is racing snail?
heehee, dats whut i wuz thinking 2
In France, gardeners nom teh snails…
Mai nabur duz tu if she hab tiem tu fikz dem. she cum frum Fransh.
I juss new sumwun wud say dat!
Es car go wif garlic butter–NOM!