Yes, Ma’am.
Yes, Ma’am. Needs financil aid cuz comes from large famlee.
mebbeh u haz 2 steel sum foodz 4 ur famlee den.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Yesh, weez needz menny munnies; becuz dere bees 15 ov us adn weez awl wunts a higherer edumacashun.
lemme be de nawt sekkund to say conga rat shoe laces tu u CKK!!
Fank yuu veree veree muches; Ai wuz nawt sekond onna preveeous pikshure;
Ai doan fink Ai’m awaike; muste bees dreemyng bowt tihs;
Yesh, tahts wut iyt iys; Ai’m ASLEAP!!!!
(Slightly grudging) Conga rat shoelaces awn joor nawt-sekkund to joo CKK!
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Ai fawt Ai wuz gunna haz mai nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund. Fing iz, I had seed teh pickchur, tehn red comments awn anuvver pickchur wun befoar ai noetissed the “No Comments”!
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Joo want a bebberidge adn dans?
Ai shurely duz; Ai wunt a Brandee Alexamdre & a swyng-daynce!!!!
o yess! a swyng-daynce! wat song dough?
Hmmm, haow bowt “A String of Pearls”, oar “The A Train”?????
i sang dat wun in teh kwior so very long ago. babee herez a five n dime, babee nowza bout teh time for a string uv purlz a la wollwurth
*Wispurrs* woozled - yoo must pay cloaz tenshun to teh time. Teh nermal pichurs ar at 1200 ICHC time (1st), 3AM(2nd) 6AM(3rd) 9AM (4th) a1200noon)5th. That’s mon- Fri.
Weekendz ar nao different. Ai hav’t yet had tiem to get teh times rite. Ai think they USED to bee the sayme az weekdays.
Teh urliest pijkchur was at midnite - an this wun at 4AM.
Adn somtiems, jus to confuzzle us, they mabye put wun up at sum in-between tiem like 8:40.
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tihs cyuut rabbit is SO serius an hopefullluuking, I hopes he gets his munnies to go to skool.
Ai KNOW!! The layter nite wunz ar staynj!!
Member wen dey didn’t puts tehm up at teh top ov teh hour?
We NEBER noo (or at leest I didn’t) wen a noo pic wud appear.
Ambercat wud sumhao get teh top spot prolly 70% of teh time!
I cud neber figure owt hao she didz it!
She has teh sykik powrs. Srsly.
Ai gnu yu wus going to sai taht!
Dammit! Mai sea crates R owt!
Adn yes, Ai cuud werk in teh salad bar?
ai will hops right to it.
Idle paws…
Is der any malt in wid dose hops?
Waytur! Tehrs a hare in mai salad bar!
hush-nawt so loud-den everbunny will wantz 1
word
I can haz an ejamacation????? Will scrub toyletz, wurk at switchbord, mop up frat puke, anyting u wantz, just pleez halp me!!!!!!!!
Ah am jus a paw boy
Frum a paw fambilee…
Spare him his life frum dis monstrosity…
Galleylayo! Galleylayo Figgeroh!
Ai feels fur hems! Teh fymansical ayde sestims ees teh SUXXORS!!!!
Dear Cheezfrends, May I vent?
I work in college financial aid. You are going to college for the dear Lord’s sake. Read the FAFSA instructions if you want that grant! College:Reading Skills. Don’t you get it? Please just learn to read!
(Cry, whine, kvetch, etc.)
Sorry about the lack of Lolspeak Ise just lernin it now as sekund langage.
Welcum BGee!
there iz a lolspeak link iffen u wantz to c teh dickshunary of frekwently cat-spelled werdz. its above teh top commint.
no specshul rools here xcept B cornsiderate to otherz n hav FUN!
Fank u
Is yoozooall-ee moar fun 2 plai teh game wif overs. Dis bunnny jus hit mai hot butn.
thxkbai (rite?)
Beee Geee
it maek poor kollege kid sad and take her longer times to graduate
I can has my kewstion ansered pese?
y for do stoodents klaim perrents incumb fer untils tey turns 24?
tats basiklie the wole tym tey r in skools
sum of us omly see dadkat once in every grate wile and haz much trublez getting hees fahnancel eenfo.
ai talk to muh skoolz fahnencal aid peoplez an tey say purty much “tuff lukz fer u!!!”
Sumpin aet mai good answer. I try agin in few minoots
As Ceiling Cat is my witless Ive treid 4 times naow to anser w real info. IFAP.ed.gov Handbook Dependency Overrides
Wordpretzel hates me.
of COURSE this will post
Won moar tri.Hope ur listnin – 1968 Cawngress say fambly paes furst, den we “aid” –age loophole-othr loophols.
Skulz tied down w regulashun don’t havta help, kin sometimes help – ifap.ed.gov dependency override
BGee=teh coolness.
kthanxbai!!
Deer BGee:
Mai dotter gawt college financial aid;
her muste hav dun sumfyng rite bowt teh reedyng stuf,
becuz naow sheez a joaurnalyst in Washingmachine, Dee Cee.
(Yay foar mai kitteh-tihs bees an unabashyed, dotter-aggrandyzemint pattyng onna bak ov mai kitteh-gurl!!!!)
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PS Her awlsoe gawted a Master’s iyn Journalism, az wel…..
Ai fink enny rityng abilytee Ai mite haz, Ai gawt frum her.
Congrat-shoe-laces on yr master-reeder-writer-dotter. Fuzzy belly rubs all aroun 4 ur famly! Dee Cee be cat-fite area 4 her profeshun. Hope she wins “best in class” Pulitzer sum day.
Awwwww!!!
CheshireKittehKat - ov corse yoo shud bee proud ov yur liddle gurl kitten. soundz liek she iz doing reelee well.
Mai brover also haz a Master’s in Journalism an English - an he iz a reporter fur ar noospaper - an rites a VERREE popular comumn. Menee peeple say tehy getz teh paypur just fur hiz column!!!
We kin bee prowd togedder!!!
Yay for Washingmachine DC!!!!!! And yay foar yew an ur dotter kitteh!!!!
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Fanks soe veree muches; yuu guise ar jes wunnerfull!!!!!!!!!!!
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BGee, mai eye askeded u a qwestion plz? Eye no sumwun dat spendz awl der munniez an haz no savingz. Dey go awai on bacashunz fur 3 weekz, goez tu Starbuck$ ebri dai, refynace hoam an spent awl doez munnies, etc. So she sayin, wii canna aford collej, wii needz aid. College gibe her half uff tuition free.
Wii haz sum savingz fur retyrement. No bacashunz, no cable TV, berri, berri careful wit ower spendin. College say u haz lots uff assetz, no munniez fur u!
Whut can eye do?
Tribble, sadlee u is nawt alone dere. Is liek teh guvmint is rewardin teh peeps who is finanshully irresponsible, and punishing teh peeps who tries to save up an be sensibul. Is teh same in TTI. At collidj ai got teh mini mum paymint altho mai father had just been made redundant, becaus tehy looked at teh redundancy paymint an sed “dat’s assets. u fine.” Yahbut, wut is he supposed to live awn for teh rest of his life, huh? Mai fren, hoos father ran his own bery successful bizness, gotted teh full grant becaws teh yeer she applied, his bizness accownts showd no proffit becaws he maded lots of provisions for teh fewchur expenses. Teh neckst yr, gess what, beeeg profits, but no change to teh grant. Teh inherent unfairness of teh system, let me show u it.
(Nawt gettin at u, BGee, ai nose u has to work wiv teh rools u has!)
Pee Ess. Boy, ai is cranky today! Ai just had teh teeny tiny rant awn teh Misshunary Kitteh page, an nao heer ai is moanin about teh guvmint! Ai fink ai needs a martoonie an sum firemens to cheer me up. Plz to send rownd now. Thxbai.
Is caturday - finish da whole martooni pitcher. Leaf asprin on teh bedstable for mornin tho.
Fank u BGee, dat’s gud advice. Ai will put teh asprin tehr rite nao, while I remembers, rite next to teh firemens.
Daniel Craig??? Wud hee halp? Oar Alan Rickman???
too bad these things cannwt be maed so they are fair. Becuz - if tehy WERE -tehn it ucud bee a GUD thing.
An ai haven’t had tiem yet to see the misshunary paige. Ai’ll get there sutmtiem, ai hope!
Danyull Craig u say? Maybe…. he cud help…. a liddle. Send him ober, ai push a cupple of firemens owta da way to make room.
Yesterdays at work I had to use a memry stik I haddn’t used in a while. I keep impoartant works files onnit. When I popped it in and teh list of files came up I sawr this:
Impoartant Werk File Folder #1
Impoartant Werk File Folder #2
Impoartant Werk File Folder #3
and
daniel_craig_speedo.jpg
I thinked of SJ rite away, mostly because the file is there because I needed someplace to put it when I downloaded it to send her one time. Can’t remember why. Must’ve beed a emerjunsee, though.
Ai still has it in a safe place. Laminated. Teh drool just wipes rite awf!!
sry, best I can do is Beer and a Gardenhose.
If ya want, ’tis yours.
Yus, Finanstrangle Aid berry confusin. Got big nasty Algebra formoola decides monees fambly shud pay.
Butt (dis will soun odd) yu is doin bettr (usdollr fur usdollr) savin fur skool thn countin on guvmint to pay.
*sigh* Eye not eben b wantin da gubmint tu pay. Da collije iz da wun dat gibs owt a munnies. An scholarshippz. But de sai, u haz tu haz a “need”. Wii haz tu lub on da munnies wii saveded. Frend will haz 3 retirementz frum da guvment jobs de wurked. System izz trulee borked!
Fank u for ur halp BGee an SJ. Eye jus wanted tu mayke sure eye wuzzent missin sumting. Izz kinda phunnie, eye wuz tinkin de udder dai eye wisheded eye noed sumwun dat wurked in colleje financhul aid. An dere u were tudai! Mazing!
Tribble, I donut kno whut to say to help. So I offers comfort instead. I offers yu
tis nice little basket ov tribbles to taykes yur mind off ov tings.
* drops basket of tribbles, all desended from
*the one Tribble gave Booklion on Tribbles birfdai,
*and runs like heck.
Muniez make many peeps sad
U remember me uv ol smile song
Pack up ur Tribbles in ur kitteh-bag,
En smile, smile, smile,
Wile u’ve a kiteh treet ‘n chares 2 scratch,
Smile, boys, that’s teh stiyl.
Wut’s teh use o’worritin?
Eet niver wus wurth wile, sew
Pack up ur Tribbles in ur kitteh-bag,
En smile, smile, smile.
Eye sell da tribbles tu pay fur collje!! Eye go frum colleje tu colleje an sell wun tu each stoodent! Haz tu due it awl in wun day, b 4 de catch on.
Welkum, BGee! Iz niec tu hab yu heer!
ub grad skool in teh Merryka. Furrin peepz iz nawt elijabl fur financil ayd. Wen ai furst wentz tu US grad skool, ai kwit mai job in India wer ai wuz ernin 50 cents an howr inna therd yeer dere (an it were no unskild job — ai awlreddy haded wun grad degree, an wuz jernalist wif teh beeeeg noozpaypur!). Ai yuzed to lib wif mai parints, an ai tuk me free yeerz ub ernin az jernalyst tu saeb jus enuf munnys to pai fur gradskool applikayshun an GRE eggzams! Den ai had tu get skollachipz tu pai fur mai playn tikkit to teh Merryka. Dat wiepd owt mai saybinz. Afftur dat, ai jus libbed awn assistantchipz an sum fellowchipz — $1000/munf (no loanz, no odder munnys. It wer a simpl lief, but reely grate, ackshully!).
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Tribble, iz unforchewnet dat teh sistem werkz inna way dat duz nawt awlwyz riward risponsabl peepz.
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ai dunno wedder yu haz traid odder soursez ub fundin. Der be menny grants an skollachipz fur highly silekt groopz tu witch yu may blawngz, e.g. rilijus awr efnik minority, alemni ub a kollij, peepz frum sertin profeshnul bakgrown, peepz hu wantz tu study a sertin subjekt, peepz frum a sertin groop hu wantz tu study a sertin subjekt, peepz frum sum sity awr taon, etc. Pleez do a intarwebz riserch fur grants and scholarships, iffn yu haznt awlreddy. Yu fyndz menny fings liek dis:
http://www.fedmoney.org
http://www.petersons.com/education_planner/paying_article.asp?sponsor=2859&articleName=Grants_and_Scholarships
etc etc etc
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Anodder strateejery iz tu aym fur teh merrit skollaschip, witch duznt kaer iffn yu haz millyum dollerz awr zeroe dollerz.
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Iffn ai mai shaer hao ai putz maiseff froo nien yeerz
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Wut ai’z sayin iz, ennyfing iz pawsibl. Impawsibl jus taekz a liddl lawnger
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“You are never given a dream without also being given the power to make it true.”
~Richard Bach
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