Yes, Ma’am.
Yes, Ma’am. Needs financil aid cuz comes from large famlee.
mebbeh u haz 2 steel sum foodz 4 ur famlee den.
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Yesh, weez needz menny munnies; becuz dere bees 15 ov us adn weez awl wunts a higherer edumacashun.
lemme be de nawt sekkund to say conga rat shoe laces tu u CKK!!
Fank yuu veree veree muches; Ai wuz nawt sekond onna preveeous pikshure;
Ai doan fink Ai’m awaike; muste bees dreemyng bowt tihs;
Yesh, tahts wut iyt iys; Ai’m ASLEAP!!!!
(Slightly grudging) Conga rat shoelaces awn joor nawt-sekkund to joo CKK!
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Ai fawt Ai wuz gunna haz mai nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund. Fing iz, I had seed teh pickchur, tehn red comments awn anuvver pickchur wun befoar ai noetissed the “No Comments”!
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Joo want a bebberidge adn dans?
Ai shurely duz; Ai wunt a Brandee Alexamdre & a swyng-daynce!!!!
o yess! a swyng-daynce! wat song dough?
Hmmm, haow bowt “A String of Pearls”, oar “The A Train”?????
i sang dat wun in teh kwior so very long ago. babee herez a five n dime, babee nowza bout teh time for a string uv purlz a la wollwurth
*Wispurrs* woozled – yoo must pay cloaz tenshun to teh time. Teh nermal pichurs ar at 1200 ICHC time (1st), 3AM(2nd) 6AM(3rd) 9AM (4th) a1200noon)5th. That’s mon- Fri.
Weekendz ar nao different. Ai hav’t yet had tiem to get teh times rite. Ai think they USED to bee the sayme az weekdays.
Teh urliest pijkchur was at midnite – an this wun at 4AM.
Adn somtiems, jus to confuzzle us, they mabye put wun up at sum in-between tiem like 8:40.
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tihs cyuut rabbit is SO serius an hopefullluuking, I hopes he gets his munnies to go to skool.
Ai KNOW!! The layter nite wunz ar staynj!!
Member wen dey didn’t puts tehm up at teh top ov teh hour?
We NEBER noo (or at leest I didn’t) wen a noo pic wud appear.
Ambercat wud sumhao get teh top spot prolly 70% of teh time!
I cud neber figure owt hao she didz it!
She has teh sykik powrs. Srsly.
Ai gnu yu wus going to sai taht!
Dammit! Mai sea crates R owt!
Adn yes, Ai cuud werk in teh salad bar?
ai will hops right to it.
Idle paws…
Is der any malt in wid dose hops?
Waytur! Tehrs a hare in mai salad bar!
hush-nawt so loud-den everbunny will wantz 1
word
I can haz an ejamacation????? Will scrub toyletz, wurk at switchbord, mop up frat puke, anyting u wantz, just pleez halp me!!!!!!!!
Ah am jus a paw boy
Frum a paw fambilee…
Spare him his life frum dis monstrosity…
Galleylayo! Galleylayo Figgeroh!
Ai feels fur hems! Teh fymansical ayde sestims ees teh SUXXORS!!!!
Dear Cheezfrends, May I vent?
I work in college financial aid. You are going to college for the dear Lord’s sake. Read the FAFSA instructions if you want that grant! College:Reading Skills. Don’t you get it? Please just learn to read!
(Cry, whine, kvetch, etc.)
Sorry about the lack of Lolspeak Ise just lernin it now as sekund langage.
Welcum BGee!
there iz a lolspeak link iffen u wantz to c teh dickshunary of frekwently cat-spelled werdz. its above teh top commint.
no specshul rools here xcept B cornsiderate to otherz n hav FUN!
Fank u
Is yoozooall-ee moar fun 2 plai teh game wif overs. Dis bunnny jus hit mai hot butn.
thxkbai (rite?)
Beee Geee
it maek poor kollege kid sad and take her longer times to graduate
I can has my kewstion ansered pese?
y for do stoodents klaim perrents incumb fer untils tey turns 24?
tats basiklie the wole tym tey r in skools
sum of us omly see dadkat once in every grate wile and haz much trublez getting hees fahnancel eenfo.
ai talk to muh skoolz fahnencal aid peoplez an tey say purty much “tuff lukz fer u!!!”
Sumpin aet mai good answer. I try agin in few minoots
As Ceiling Cat is my witless Ive treid 4 times naow to anser w real info. IFAP.ed.gov Handbook Dependency Overrides
Wordpretzel hates me.
of COURSE this will post
Won moar tri.Hope ur listnin – 1968 Cawngress say fambly paes furst, den we “aid” –age loophole-othr loophols.
Skulz tied down w regulashun don’t havta help, kin sometimes help – ifap.ed.gov dependency override
BGee=teh coolness.
kthanxbai!!
Deer BGee:
Mai dotter gawt college financial aid;
her muste hav dun sumfyng rite bowt teh reedyng stuf,
becuz naow sheez a joaurnalyst in Washingmachine, Dee Cee.
(Yay foar mai kitteh-tihs bees an unabashyed, dotter-aggrandyzemint pattyng onna bak ov mai kitteh-gurl!!!!)
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PS Her awlsoe gawted a Master’s iyn Journalism, az wel…..
Ai fink enny rityng abilytee Ai mite haz, Ai gawt frum her.
Congrat-shoe-laces on yr master-reeder-writer-dotter. Fuzzy belly rubs all aroun 4 ur famly! Dee Cee be cat-fite area 4 her profeshun. Hope she wins “best in class” Pulitzer sum day.
Awwwww!!!
CheshireKittehKat – ov corse yoo shud bee proud ov yur liddle gurl kitten. soundz liek she iz doing reelee well.
Mai brover also haz a Master’s in Journalism an English – an he iz a reporter fur ar noospaper – an rites a VERREE popular comumn. Menee peeple say tehy getz teh paypur just fur hiz column!!!
We kin bee prowd togedder!!!
Yay for Washingmachine DC!!!!!! And yay foar yew an ur dotter kitteh!!!!
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Fanks soe veree muches; yuu guise ar jes wunnerfull!!!!!!!!!!!
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BGee, mai eye askeded u a qwestion plz? Eye no sumwun dat spendz awl der munniez an haz no savingz. Dey go awai on bacashunz fur 3 weekz, goez tu Starbuck$ ebri dai, refynace hoam an spent awl doez munnies, etc. So she sayin, wii canna aford collej, wii needz aid. College gibe her half uff tuition free.
Wii haz sum savingz fur retyrement. No bacashunz, no cable TV, berri, berri careful wit ower spendin. College say u haz lots uff assetz, no munniez fur u!
Whut can eye do?
Tribble, sadlee u is nawt alone dere. Is liek teh guvmint is rewardin teh peeps who is finanshully irresponsible, and punishing teh peeps who tries to save up an be sensibul. Is teh same in TTI. At collidj ai got teh mini mum paymint altho mai father had just been made redundant, becaus tehy looked at teh redundancy paymint an sed “dat’s assets. u fine.” Yahbut, wut is he supposed to live awn for teh rest of his life, huh? Mai fren, hoos father ran his own bery successful bizness, gotted teh full grant becaws teh yeer she applied, his bizness accownts showd no proffit becaws he maded lots of provisions for teh fewchur expenses. Teh neckst yr, gess what, beeeg profits, but no change to teh grant. Teh inherent unfairness of teh system, let me show u it.
(Nawt gettin at u, BGee, ai nose u has to work wiv teh rools u has!)
Pee Ess. Boy, ai is cranky today! Ai just had teh teeny tiny rant awn teh Misshunary Kitteh page, an nao heer ai is moanin about teh guvmint! Ai fink ai needs a martoonie an sum firemens to cheer me up. Plz to send rownd now. Thxbai.
Is caturday – finish da whole martooni pitcher. Leaf asprin on teh bedstable for mornin tho.
Fank u BGee, dat’s gud advice. Ai will put teh asprin tehr rite nao, while I remembers, rite next to teh firemens.
Daniel Craig??? Wud hee halp? Oar Alan Rickman???
too bad these things cannwt be maed so they are fair. Becuz – if tehy WERE -tehn it ucud bee a GUD thing.
An ai haven’t had tiem yet to see the misshunary paige. Ai’ll get there sutmtiem, ai hope!
Danyull Craig u say? Maybe…. he cud help…. a liddle. Send him ober, ai push a cupple of firemens owta da way to make room.
Yesterdays at work I had to use a memry stik I haddn’t used in a while. I keep impoartant works files onnit. When I popped it in and teh list of files came up I sawr this:
Impoartant Werk File Folder #1
Impoartant Werk File Folder #2
Impoartant Werk File Folder #3
and
daniel_craig_speedo.jpg
I thinked of SJ rite away, mostly because the file is there because I needed someplace to put it when I downloaded it to send her one time. Can’t remember why. Must’ve beed a emerjunsee, though.
Ai still has it in a safe place. Laminated. Teh drool just wipes rite awf!!
sry, best I can do is Beer and a Gardenhose.
If ya want, ’tis yours.
Yus, Finanstrangle Aid berry confusin. Got big nasty Algebra formoola decides monees fambly shud pay.
Butt (dis will soun odd) yu is doin bettr (usdollr fur usdollr) savin fur skool thn countin on guvmint to pay.
*sigh* Eye not eben b wantin da gubmint tu pay. Da collije iz da wun dat gibs owt a munnies. An scholarshippz. But de sai, u haz tu haz a “need”. Wii haz tu lub on da munnies wii saveded. Frend will haz 3 retirementz frum da guvment jobs de wurked. System izz trulee borked!
Fank u for ur halp BGee an SJ. Eye jus wanted tu mayke sure eye wuzzent missin sumting. Izz kinda phunnie, eye wuz tinkin de udder dai eye wisheded eye noed sumwun dat wurked in colleje financhul aid. An dere u were tudai! Mazing!
Tribble, I donut kno whut to say to help. So I offers comfort instead. I offers yu
tis nice little basket ov tribbles to taykes yur mind off ov tings.
* drops basket of tribbles, all desended from
*the one Tribble gave Booklion on Tribbles birfdai,
*and runs like heck.
Muniez make many peeps sad
U remember me uv ol smile song
Pack up ur Tribbles in ur kitteh-bag,
En smile, smile, smile,
Wile u’ve a kiteh treet ‘n chares 2 scratch,
Smile, boys, that’s teh stiyl.
Wut’s teh use o’worritin?
Eet niver wus wurth wile, sew
Pack up ur Tribbles in ur kitteh-bag,
En smile, smile, smile.
Eye sell da tribbles tu pay fur collje!! Eye go frum colleje tu colleje an sell wun tu each stoodent! Haz tu due it awl in wun day, b 4 de catch on.
Welkum, BGee! Iz niec tu hab yu heer!
ub grad skool in teh Merryka. Furrin peepz iz nawt elijabl fur financil ayd. Wen ai furst wentz tu US grad skool, ai kwit mai job in India wer ai wuz ernin 50 cents an howr inna therd yeer dere (an it were no unskild job — ai awlreddy haded wun grad degree, an wuz jernalist wif teh beeeeg noozpaypur!). Ai yuzed to lib wif mai parints, an ai tuk me free yeerz ub ernin az jernalyst tu saeb jus enuf munnys to pai fur gradskool applikayshun an GRE eggzams! Den ai had tu get skollachipz tu pai fur mai playn tikkit to teh Merryka. Dat wiepd owt mai saybinz. Afftur dat, ai jus libbed awn assistantchipz an sum fellowchipz — $1000/munf (no loanz, no odder munnys. It wer a simpl lief, but reely grate, ackshully!).
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Tribble, iz unforchewnet dat teh sistem werkz inna way dat duz nawt awlwyz riward risponsabl peepz.
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ai dunno wedder yu haz traid odder soursez ub fundin. Der be menny grants an skollachipz fur highly silekt groopz tu witch yu may blawngz, e.g. rilijus awr efnik minority, alemni ub a kollij, peepz frum sertin profeshnul bakgrown, peepz hu wantz tu study a sertin subjekt, peepz frum a sertin groop hu wantz tu study a sertin subjekt, peepz frum sum sity awr taon, etc. Pleez do a intarwebz riserch fur grants and scholarships, iffn yu haznt awlreddy. Yu fyndz menny fings liek dis:
http://www.fedmoney.org
http://www.petersons.com/education_planner/paying_article.asp?sponsor=2859&articleName=Grants_and_Scholarships
etc etc etc
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Anodder strateejery iz tu aym fur teh merrit skollaschip, witch duznt kaer iffn yu haz millyum dollerz awr zeroe dollerz.
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Iffn ai mai shaer hao ai putz maiseff froo nien yeerz
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Wut ai’z sayin iz, ennyfing iz pawsibl. Impawsibl jus taekz a liddl lawnger
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“You are never given a dream without also being given the power to make it true.”
~Richard Bach
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Pooh, iz seams alaiz liek diss… Menny lawng agoes… wii beeg famblii 2 (8 kitlets) adn mai fadder werk 16 hrs, ebberydai, 6 daiz ebbery weak. Mai wun brudder, beri smartz, but noe liek edumakashunship, but onliez 15. Hymm wantz 2 larn 2 usez hanz 2 B bizzy… onlii skuul 4 dat costz munnies….OAR…. U gotz 2B jubenile dillyqwent 2 getz en. Mai momma sez “?” Less goe trow bricks tru winnerz, wii awl getz 2 goez… Nawt gud idah… sew she endz op signing hymm in2 Coasties…yahooooo (bouys were tehy ebber en 4 soupreyes),
i filled out teh fafsa. tehy said no munneez. my parents did make teh magic ammount of munne. too much for financial ade, too little to put three kids thru skool. fortunately i had nashunal merit and prezidenchul skolarships, or i nevar woulda made it.
Yay, SAMS! Gud fur yu!
BGee, dat sowndz lyke a frustraytin job. Ai probly cud not do it. Ai duz apr…appr…respekt peepl dat duz dis job, udderwize no skool fr me!
Whut u planning on studying, bunneh? We has lotsa acamademic subjects in our couric… currycomb… on our skedule.
Astrofizzics (sodapop in space)
Botany (U could major in carrots)
Criminal Justice (U can learn how to prosecute Farmer MacGregor)
D…
Dansin (cawz wii du it lotz)
Engiliciouness (stuii ob tea, adn muffins)
Fyrehotties (house dat gotz dere?)
G….
greek languwidge
hay hybridz
interesting barns fur vareeus porposes
Jailborkin (advanced class gibbin bai lolcatburglar)
Karets (bowf kines)
Laffin’ (caws wii du taht lotz 2)
M…
munchies ooopz-culinary arts
newclear fizziks
outdoor rekreashun
Philolosophee
Quite hard stuff
Riting
S…
Studious Studies
Technickle Topics
Usual Universalisms
Very Hard Stuff (must has passed Quite Hard Stuff to take dis corse)
Werds
Xtreemly Hard Stuff (must has passed Very Hard Stuff to take dis corse)
Y….
Yakkin awn teh cawpet
Zealously habbin moar phun!
OOH ai took teh last wun at collijj. Mai misspent yoof, let me remember it fondlee!
If yu still rememberz it, it wuz not misspent ober bujet.
Dere was wun nite ai duz nawt remember at awl. An ai has teh photos of me in teh places ai did nawt remember been, doin teh fings ai did nawt remember doin. An ai has nebber drunk gin since.
Plenty of udder fings, but nawt teh gin.
Fank CC dat dey had nawt invented YooToob back den *shudders*.
Ackshully dey had nawt eben invented teh innerweb back den, troof be told.
Yes. I gibs teh saym tank-yus.
Yungian Sykologies
Zee ways to haz meen streek a mile wyde.
And uffer tings.
tiht list wuz teh BEST!!
Munnies (fur teh gushyfuds)
Nom nom noms (becuz we ar kittehs)
Oskar (teh kitteh hoo KNOWS)
Possums (cyoot, babee, cuz Phillipe needz tehm, oar THINKZ he duz!)
Q. . .
Qwiltii-blok bildin
Rist Reflekz Traneng (gibben bai teh Soupreem Mazture Maus)
Sawft blankee snugglin (cud uze sum…)
T
Toe-Saber Martial Arts (Sharpn pointy ends plz)
Unter-cover bed makin AKA Home-Ecch
V
Veterinarian avoidance (which pedal is it again?)
Welcum waggin stockin
xylophone playing
ymca dancing
zebra riding
Conga-rats, ebberwun. Dis list R full ob teh LOLZ!!!!!1!
Ooo, ken Ai studee ‘Werds’? Dis sowndz lyke teh kinda fing Ai cud do reel well. Speshully acuz wen sumbuddee (lyke kidlets) sez ‘wut did u say?’ en Ai wuz tawkin 2 sumbuddee else, insted uv saying ‘nunya bidniss’ Ai sez ‘werds!’ Iz teh teknikully correkt answer wif no reel infrmayshun innit. Big fun.
oh bunneh, ai feels ur payne. ai iz onlee chyld, but needz teh fynanc… finansh… munnies fer kollej too
Priceless!
Squeeeee. Hart ’splodes.
lol i like this one check this out moar funny pictures
Ohai, ai has a kweschun (nao wut ai do wiv it?). Ai is liking teh noo abatars bery mush. Howeber, ai has teh murky greeny brown culler an it is reminding me of….well…..u prolly doesn’t want to know, but u sees a lawt of it in teh country. NEwai, is dere NEwai of changin teh colour of teh abatar? Ai wud liek teh pink wun ideyully. But wud settle for bloo. Plz to gib instruckshuns as u wud to a three yeer old child, as teh tecknollogy, it is a clowsed book to me.
Hai SJ,
Az bestest Aye ken figger… noe, nawt gonna hapen.. iz don bai ebil maffamattakul prosess. Aye wuz pukey gren, adn wuz alsew dat wai irl (kidney stones) sew Aye wuz bean distrawt udder dai. Mr. Pjammie went 2 WerdPretzel adn gaybe dem mai selb-pertate (liddi-ol’-possum-mum) 2 maekz mii smilz. Iffen U sign ops wif teh Pretzel (free) U ken uploadz teh abatar ob choiz… muss onlii B 128 pixies sqware. Duz halp U?
Fank u smammie – ai does nawt has enny pixies butt maybe if ai is feelin brave tomorrow ai tries to maek teh noo abatar. Ai is nawt so good wiv teh maffamttakul processes.
Watz U gotz on teh ‘puter? Enny pixtur soffwear? Gotz a faborite thingie, lieks photo? U can e-mail file 2 a fren with pixie exspearryence 2 sqware-opz 4 u, adn tehn e-mail U it back, to send to teh Pretzel…cud…
Awl ai has on teh puter is teh nose prints awn teh screen from lookin at pickshurs of Danyull Craig. Ai is hopin Kafleen teh donkey will be helpin me (by helpin, I rly means “doin it for me”) an hopefully teh pleh cowpat abatar will be no more.
U can alos look fur sumfing onna innerwebs. Milyuns ob kool imajes there! (Dat’s where ai gettinged mien.)
…nawt that itz showing up yet…
Iz teh Pixies onlii 128 skware at moast? Hadz 2 surch Pretzel FAQ 2 larn dat… nawt on teh profile paige.. dumbies dem
Weird Press iz nawt being teh yoozer frendlee cite, ai find!
I med mein meseff. Iz MAI bunneh, Two Bean Bags. Him is BLACK Lawp-eer.
YIKES!!! SJ!! It DUZ look like something a cow mite maek. But ai don’t know how to doo enething about it eyether. ai got this pail bloo wun – wich izn’t reelee ME (LOL) – but iz OK.
Shurlee sumwun will com along hoo mite know. Teho?? Oar loclatburglar? an teh she cud bee Not-Teho!! *sigh* waht fun THAT wun was. Maybee ai shud bring it forward fur an hystorical review!!
Nawt 2 distress U, JCH4K… butz on mai skreen, U iz a sad, faded, blu-grey. N letz mii tail U, taht iz emphatikully NAWT teh wai U sounz 2B 2 mii… U shoed hab teh abatar ob Fouth ob Julie fyre-werks goin orff….
p.s.
wii wud cawl SJ’s abatar “road-appul strudel” a cullur sew realistic, it wud draw flies….
*sobs uncontrollablee*
Awwww, SJ, heer’s a sawft blankee n a chokklit armadilloh furr u…..
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Fank u *snif* *nomnomnom*
{{{SJ}}} Ayes sari, donnut cri. Wii ken fiks hymmm, reely. Go look at mii habbin a brakedoan … May 6, 2:01pm on the “U See the Arrow” kitteh. Ayes fels 2peeces btween dat qwilt (pleh) adn teh kidneys… wen Aye crawld ouuta teh baffuum 2 dais laddar, it wuz mush beddar… ebben iff silli. Mr. Pjammie wilt tail mii whuts U kneadz.
Fanks smammie. Ai noe it is nawt in teh same leeg as teh famine an teh dizeez an teh whirled peas or NEfing, but AI WANTS A PINK WUN. Ai will geddober it wiv a liddle help from mai cheezfrends.
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U wanz Pink wun, wii getz U Pink wun. Putt ur truss in Kafleen teh dawn Key adn awl teh cheezfrenz. Noe knead 2B geddin ober itz atz awl. PINK! PINK! PINK! PINK! Iz teh ‘lectshun yar.. gibs teh peeps 2 PINKZ in ebbery potz! Whoa , smammie.. U iz geddin caried awai agin… ad its teh liddie tingz dat makez teh beeg wunz barebul, ennywaiz…
Oh SJ, doan cri.
I turned teh briteness down on mah monitor, and ur avatar luks blak and white – very sofisticated liek.
Didz u tri to click on sum ov teh odder avatar choyces? They had a random monster avatar dat I wanted to tri, but it wazn’t clickable teh odder dai. Mebee it iz nao?
*hands SJ a hankee*
*no, u keeps it*
Abatar choyces? We has abatar choyces? Wehr are dese abatar choyces of which u speek? U intrest me strangelee.
*blows nose awn hankee* *PARP*
Jamamakitty posted dis linkee a few days ago.
Mebee u cud find graphic heer dat u cud use?
http://www.cafepress.com/catmaniagifts
U is a nice pale bloo here Janet, kind ob a Wedgwood bloo – so bery surfisticayted. Bery you!!! Oh, teh nawt-Teho an teh 16 ownz mokka wiv extra spresso…ai remembers it well….
Yeah – iz based on yur naem. I has skary girly-pink. DO NOT WANT!
Oh Zski, ai wud happilee has ur skary girly-pink, but awl ai has in exchange is teh pleh cowpat. Ai duz nawt fink u wants dat.
Dis pikshur makes mee fink ub mah mom’s famblee, and all teh peepul in it an in
teh wurld hoo wurk elebentee billyun jobs and nebbur had aid and putted dem selbs troo skool. Dey wuz brot up so vereh vereh poor.
How mah granma hoo prolly has lerning disabilities from habbin nuffin too eet but dirt sumtimes wen she wuz littul, and mah grampa hoo wuzz takin owta skool in third grade too wurk teh field and den lef home wen still a kid to ride teh rails an fine teh wurks and nebbur ebben lurned to READ…..how dey getted togeddur an had 10 kids an wind up owning reel estate an wen pappy died mamaw was able too gib mah moma five thousand dollars and so prollee all teh uddur kids too, and still keeps a littul munneh fur hurself?
How dey doo dat wiff no wellfares or helps frum ennywun or handouts?
Finanshul ade be teh wundurfull—I used it a littul mahself wen I needed it…but I still stares at dem beefore mee…
an I wunndurrs…wiff AWE.
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Fur awl teh wundrous peepul who gabe us teh eggzampulz ob do-it-urselbzesness!!!
Hummmmm? Y taht sounz liek Kafleen teh Dawnkey tu mii! Yay Kafleen!!!!
Me too. At urs an mine. Itz becuz – AI think – there wuz no constant ads telling peepl waht they had to hav – so tehy were sorta happee wif waht they had. an tehy weren’t afraid ov werking hard – cuz ebreebuddee did itl
but kafleen – do yoo think yoo cud help SJ too??? She needs teh avatar liek ai doo – an haz no cloo (much laik me – LOL – hao to do it!)
SJ…..iffun u wudd like mah help, juss email meh at kafleenthedonkey@gmail.com
Cuz I aint knockin on ur door too gib it.
(thot ud like dat, heehee)
Of course, teh donkey luvs email frum ALL frendly cheezfrends.
Yes, Janet. I think peepulss today suffers frum needin to want wutt dey have.
Crud! I has to go to work NOOOOWWWW!!!!
byyyyeeeee…
Bye kafleen, has a nice day at werk (well, it CUD happen) an fanks for teh help!
Eye tink yu r rite, Janet. My Dad tellz stories v hiz childhood in teh 1930’s, n he maykez it sound lyke paradise. He grew up on farm, so tey hadz fud. Eberbuddy werked bery hard, n played bery hard, en tey did nut no tey wuz poor. One year haus burned down, tey libbed in sauna all winter. But it wuz gud!
Libbed in teh sawna? U wuz lucky! I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.
Yikes!
My granpa did wurk in sum mines in 19teens, wen he trabbled aroun teh country hitching rydes on traynes. He had sum funneh stories bouts tem. ten joyned merchant marine durin WWI (wich no wun new wuz nummer i at teh tyem). Ten layter gots teh farm. Farm best playce to be during depreshun daze, no douts.
pee ess, SJ is nawt mockin teh JCH4K’s or booklion’s relatibs. SJ just cud nawt resist teh loor of teh Monty Pyfons. SJ hopes Janet an booklion are nawt offended. An if dey is, she is just awf for a six munf baycayshun.
Noes, I wuz nawt offended. Jest nao is embarassed
that I missed teh Montye pyson referens. I shuld hab gotten it.wuz tat frum teh maykeing fun ov DH Lawrence skit?
Iz cawled teh “Four Yorkshiremen” skit. Wehr dey is tryin to outdo each udder abowt how tuff dere childhoods were. Iz wun ob mai favrites.
“we walked around on bloody stumps…”
Herring boxes
Widout topses
Shoesies wuz
Four Clementine…
SJ, ur so funneh, I fot u maeded it awl up!
I never wonce fot dat it waz a skit.
u were luukie
I has a loan
Fankfully, I habs no moar skool loans.
Taeked me fureber to pay dem off.
Neber gots teh free monies…onwee teh pay later monies.
Mines is payed too! I keeps the peece ob papers wut said “Paid In Full” stampeded on it!!! Woot!!
Dave, u musta had moar loans then I did,
since u putted Dr.TinyCat AND urseff froo skool.
Meh. DrTinyCat is still payin hims loans off. He gotz lotz of munnies now. Him buys Ferrari last weeks. Hims cwazy if he finks I’s gunna pay for hims stoodint loans.
“Yous big doktir now, TinyCat. If you cans ford Ferrari, you cans pay OWN stoodint loans!”
Oh Dave!! I b admiring yer tuff luv. ♥ I don’t no if I cud hav lukkinged @ dat sweet liddul kitteh adn ben sew firm. Yew iz deh bestest!!
They is painting teh halls in mah
laircondo and my dore is being painted rite now! Should I axe for a racing stripe? Or…Arsty desine
Bloo polka dots
Clusters of grapes being held by toga-clad firemans
D…
Daniel Craig (in case SJ bisits)
Eager yung fyrmenz wif hoses ready
Fancy flying skwirrels (whut? yu thought I wuz going to say fyremenz?)
G….
Grate big …. um …… spots
Hairy Potter
Indian sunset
J…
Jools
Kitteh fayses
Loling cheezfrenz
M
Looks lyke ah shuda beened a fyremens wen I growed up insted of pyooter-geek!
Wut iz it wif you wimmin-kittehs an teh fyrmens???
Just sumfin abowt a man in yooniform ai guess. An sumhow (ai nose it is nawt fair) dressin up as Lt Cmdr Data duz nawt cownt.
Ginormous martoonies
Hansumz fyremans wif palm fronds 2 keep martoonies chilled
Icey kreem, awl flabors
J
Dear Bunneh,
I find it hard to believe that you got into college with your terrible spelling and grammar. Don’t worry about financial aid – your acceptance is being revoked.
kthxbai
Uhhh…….financial aid…….gross….
I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
hello!
Hai!
Howdy!
O Hai!
Allo
Hola!
guten tag
Nee How!
allo
bon jour
caio
d.
Aloha
Bubbashoomin- how are you? Been thinking of you….
Trew fack! {{{{{dahoomin}}}}} and {{{{{bubba}}}}} Wii werreez win yr goan fur sum time.
yesh ma’am, ai needz moar munniez becuz ai haz elebity-fife kittletz adn a duzin moar awn teh wae.
Thu firemens in Nu Orleens made uh cal, uh kalun, date fingy! Thay wur raizing sum munnies fur thair firehouses which got hurted bi Katrina. Sum uf thu promised munnie haznt cummed thru yet….
(iffen u want 2 c them….www.hotnolafirefighters.com
invisibl purse.