in ur advertizments
in ur advertizments kung-fuin ur bubblz
wear did u learnz ur kung foo movez?
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HEEEE-YAAAAH!!!
OMG concatulayshuns!
Tank yew! I am so eggcited! I has only started postin heer reecently, tho have been reedin for a while. So I must say “Oh hai, Cheezpeepz! I am happee to bee amongst yew! And I am still lernin to type LOLspeak. Fingers wants to rite Ingerlish.
Wunce u git yused 2 itz ur fingerz start 2 wont 2 rite LOLspeak. Dun wurry ’bout it. Ur LOLspeak iz veri gud.
Oh Hai, Cookbooksrus!
Conga rat shulayshuns on ur nawt-sekond commint!
how about a littul dans 2 sillibrate 2 teh toon of *Caturday nites alrite fur fitin*
Conga ratz yewlay shuns, Cookbooksrus! Wut shall wii has fur noms adn libashuns?
tey was kong fu fytin HUH them kittehs ared fsat as litening HOO
it wus a lil bit fritenin HOO do do doo ekspert tymin
YES!!
YES!!
YES!!
A noo cheezfren I duzzunt noe gotted dere nawt secund nawt secund and diddun yell nawt secund!
How doo u doo, cookbooksrus? I r Kafleen! Pleezed too meecha! Congrats on ur nawt secund!
I R REDDEE TOO DANTS FUR U!
*dawnkee cranks up teh bubbLOL machine!*
Woohoo! *donkee jumps frum bubblol to bubblol frolicking and bouncing wiff glee! *
Hoo wunts too join meh?
*dawnkee cranks upp teh
Hai dere liddul DawnKee!!
I joyning u playing wif trh bubblolz!!
ware r Janet? Wee needs her here!
*doing! doing!*
Mebbe she gaving up on deh owt uv service weirdpress adn wenting 2 bed.
Nope, no sir, I duz not bleeve it. I tink she nebbur fown out.
Cuzzun if her did,….if Janet had tried to access teh ICHC and cud NAWT…
oh, dere wud hab been howl of agunnee herd rown teh wurld…wud hab
been like teh cry in Princess Bride herd all obbur teh forust, butt elebbentee
times wurser. Teh dawnkees eers wudd hab herd it, and runned too teh rescyoo.
No, I fink dat owr lubblee Janet wuz awai an spared dat horribull atrocitee.
U iz prolly rite mai fren. Ur eerz wud nawt b teh onleest eerz dat wud hab noened about it. Teh peepz at teh werdpress wud hab gotten to heering it frew deh fone, 2.
Ohai Donkee adn yur majistea! It tooked mii sew minny lawng tyms tu come heer, pyooter wooden lode syte. Finely gabe up, den tryded layter. Kyoot pichur
hai donkai i r gon jion teh funn
Yay!
Pull up a bubLOL and start-a-bowncin!
cin ai join tew? i lubd deh bubblol partee yestidee. i haz brot fryd chikin and homade mashed taters corms awn deh cobs and deh peech cobblr fresh frum mai kitchen…. i haz baked an cooked awl dai for yoo gize. der iz deh eggstruh if enny udder peeps wunt sum. i r habbin deh glassiz ub isd sweet tee wif sibur sippin straws foar us. after awl i r uh suthen bell….
mai hospitality, let mee show yoo it…
Oh, mah goodness.
I is juss abowt reddee fur 5th meel.
Or sumthin.
Hobbit-expertsiss, cum rescyoo mee….
Oh, ware are mah mannurs? Hab a bubLOL, LC!
man i lubs fryd chikin!!! i adds tony cachero creol seasoning and garlic powder and tony cachero greek seasoning to mai flour mix and it makes awl deh diffrenciz……
Lightchild79:
I could catch a huzbend with chicken like that!
That’s “marriage chicken!”
I wrote down your recipe and will stash it in a safe place.
Will use when the time is right.
Many thanks! f.r.
i r flattered u lubd mai recipee…heer, taking dis glass ub sweet tee wif a silbur sippin straw an maek urseff a plate too taking hoem az well.
Nitey nyte awl, Ai has a tyred. Happy dreemz :zzz:
Hai fikshunkitteh! how u ben??
Mai it’z kwiet heer 2 nite.
♫♪
Nuzzer Caturday nite an I aint got nobuddee
* startz slow dansing aloan.
I gotz sum munnee cuz I jus got payd.
* step adn twirl
Oh, how I wish I had sum1 2 tawk 2
* bubbul formz az mj danses
I’m in an awful way!
* mj flotez away dansing adn singing.
♫♪
heer, taking dis china plate and helping ur self too deh phuds i prepard….
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
Oh mai!! Dis shikkin is delish!!!
Fanks, LC79!!
Wanna hopz in2 deh bubblol wif mii?
fangyoo bof sew much!!! i reely gets a happee win peepz liking mai cooking.
i wud lubbing too hop in deh bubblol wif yoo nd kafleen .
weeeeeee!!!!!!!!! dis r fun!!!! nd ai no git seesick like in reel lief…
wut kiend ub songs go wif bubblol ridin’?
Dats a good qweschun.
*sigh*
I not noe enneh bubbullee songs….
*slips owtta deh bubblol adn goes tew bed.
Nitee-nite Cheezpeepz!
{{{Kafleen & LC79}}}
*handing cweenmj dis flower and one fur kafleen*
heer. take dese flowers and deh pritty bud vases tew goes wif dem.i r habbin a bizzit frum deh sandman az well….*yawn & strechings*
good night sleep tight dunt ledda bed bugs bite.
{{{{{kafleen and cweenmj}}}}}
Taeks sum sawft blankiez. . . tuks ebreewun awl warm an snugglee in.
Nite, kafleen.
Nite, cweenmj
an Nite, lightchild79
sorree ai mist teh bubblol ride.
But
we can doo it again!!
tinee bubblols,
in da wine
makez mee feelz happee
makez mee feelz fine…
dere you go, a bubblol song!
Yu shud hav aksed me! Or yootoob….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGrh-aXCHUI
lolkatz in ur adz, subliminatin’ u 2 buy stuf
Bruce Lee Cat showz kung fu skeelz.
*POP!*
my ninjuh skillz let me showz yew dem!
Ahh, Grasshopper.
When you are truly enlightened, you will ride the bubble, not pop it wif yer pointy endz.
.
*Those who can’t do, teach.*
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*No offense to teachers meant. I truly could not do your job, and would be too intimidated to even try.* f.r.
Kittehz has menny poynty endz.
Wunt too join me up abuv, Fifi?
Realist kitteh hates to bust ur bubble, but. . .
That looks like Happy Cat, doesn’t it.
On purpose? f.r.
Lotsa kittehz luk lyke Happy Cat tho. Dey cant helpz bein grey.
everybodee wuz kung-fu fitin-Ha
those cats were fast az litnin
It wuz a leetl bit fritnin
You kung-fu iz week.
How menny times yu think kitteh will do this befoar he reeli- reeulys- figgurs owt that teh only thing yu ketch is a nassy soap taest???
Hey – I gots a diffurunt quilty-pic. Is nise, but whut hapnd to my uther wun??
Itz steel pritty, Duff. Wut waz ur udder 1 lyke?
Udder wun was blak-an-wite ecks wif menny pointy endz. Was nise. Bloo is gud too!
Sry, pyooter hiccup….yep, dis be nyce.
I bought sum bubbles frum an ad dat waz on ICHC http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1813
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Teh bubbles doan pop wen they hit teh floor so teh kittehs can plai wif dem. Dey r posed to taste liek peech, but I didn’t taste dem. Mah kittehs waz a liddle fraid at furst, but a fren has a cuple ov Meezer kittehs dat LUBBED dem frum teh nawt second bubble.
We hab bubbles on teh floor in almoss ebery room rite nao, so dis pikshure iz purrfect timing.
oh, fankz Romeow fur da gud shawping plais. ai noze sum peepz hoo wil lubz it.
We hads dat kind ob bubbuls heer 2. Deh bunnehs are skeered ub dem, but deh kitteh (hoo luks just like dah 1 in dah LOLpic, but oldur N fatur)tins. ks deh maik goodz toy
O NOEZ! Kung-fu kitteh iz ’bout 2 fall on camraz!
Sony hash deshided touse LOLcats as advertishments? Yay to LOLcats!
Iz alpha-kitteh.
no bother wif playn’ gaymz liek seein’ thru mail.
plz to maek propr apointmnt if ju liekz to seez me.
evrybuddy waz kung foo fitein, theys fast likz lightning
Ai yewsd to werk wiv a guy hoo had his first kiss to dat track
Mmmm…..romantic….
Bubbillz arz feengz dat
Kitteh no unndurrstandz. So,
Kitteh juss ATTAKKZ!!!
No canz grabbz Bubbillz. Dis
iz awdd! Kitteh leepz andz swattz.
Bubbillz dissappeerz
Kitteh wishezz himz
layzurrz werz chawrjjd. “Pew! Pew! Pew!’
woodz bezz phunn ryte naow!
Jack.
OHai Jack!!! Weze been missin yew!!! Yur tripulol-haikus are eegurlee lukd for by all cheezfrenz as hi point of pic-threds!!!
(This wun is rite-on-teh-mark as alwaes!)
Hedrubs – Duffy and familee.
Ohai Jack! Wii has bin missin u n ur lubbly pomes, wii wuz jess tokking ‘bowt yu, dat wez nawt c n u. Sew glab u R heer agin. Hedrubs adn kitteh hugs (dat’s wen day luuk atyew adn sloly closez dare eyeses). {{{Jack}}}
@@@@@!
wud lyk to see kitteh layzurrz vs the bubbilz
O Jack!!!! Pew, pew, pew bees soe funneeey!!!!
Wooo Hooo!
teh LOLcats, it R furlowin me hoem! O_o (ai leev onlee a 10-minnit-wohk awai frum dis kitteh powstar!)
Ware’s teh poster???
Kool!
Ohai Romeow! Ai fink dis (camera) poster is frum Germiny adn kitteh sum hao reelayted tu a jbox gaym …
“Toro, AKA ‘The Sony Cat,’ who first appeared in the Sony Pocketstation game Dokodemo Isshou”…
wuz a bublol pawpin kitteh
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http://www.jbox.com/WACKY/TREN_11.html
tihs kitteh iz indeed speaking germin, an mai aisite iz sew bad all ai can see iz that its “wif tru vu”
tschuss!
Jetzt means “now.” I cannot read the other print beneath it.
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One of my favorite commercials was the VW one or the Golf GTI Mach 5 with the “scientist” and the model Helga “unpimping yer auto” and “representing Deutschland.” I still giggle when I see it on YouTube – cracks me up. f.r.
I’m guessing switzurland, sinz ai wuz tinkin ob tehking teh saem pikshur
teh teggst sez:
“JETZT! alpha200 ther schnellste autofokus mit live view!”
witch meenz somting liek: fastested autofocus wif laib wyoo!
Ohai hallfbeast!! Ai’m glad to see yoo heer again!! Ment to sai taht teh last tiem ai saw yur nayme!!! Yoo’ve been goan fru a wile.
An Romeow – to anser yur kweschun – deee halfbeast lives in Switzerland.
Halfbeast – ai doo think yoo ar ar AWNLEE representativ frum Swidtzerland – so yoo has a dubble dootee fur teh representing!!!
Kweschun. Hav yoo bin to Piran???
piran? O_o
Looks like a British short hair. A iconic lolcat.
Sing along! Everbodee waz kunfoofighteen’ does kidz was fas az ligthnin’…lalala-lalala-dalaalaalaaa..
I alsoes jus finded out about yor win of da Webbiez!!!! CONGRATZ you deserv EET!
http://www.happylolday.com
iz nawt fair, cant c kung-foo kitteh! WANT!
if you would stop talking like complete idiots, maybe we could put our heads together and get the original advertisement, instead of some loser’s snapshot of it 20 meters away, ffs….
Maybe you will understand THIS language, Bag of Pulsating Poison:
You are Sofa King
Univited.
Kafleen, u ar mai hero.
Agreed.
RUFKNSIUS:
Hmmmm, Ai seam tu rember yuu frum a poast ov yuurs bowt 2-3 munfs agoe;
Luuks liek yuu stil haz teh saime criticul dysparagyng tone naow az yuu dyd tehn;
C Halfbeast at 9:37 am if moar intrested in translashun thn kittehs
do you perhaps mean “uninvited?” see, your language has deteriorated past the point of no return… that’s what you get….
LCB-quick!
Gimme yer blowdart!
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Poosssssh!
Dang!
Them puzzies iz quick! (Sweeney Todd ref!) f.r.
grr
doo yus seez? wii didnt have neer az menny comminting trollz wen wii hadz teh burgerz! nao taht dey kant lower teh numbur ov burgerz wii haz, dey haz tew find sum ovver wae tew x-prezz dere trollishness. wow! yur naym iz rood adn trollish, tew! ebbrywun mayks spelling miss taykz at sum poynt oar anovver. wut yu needz tew doo iz kut mai donkeefrend heer a nyse big peese ov slak adn put sum whippy kreem awn it, den bak off until yu eether seez it owr wae adn have a happitayl tiem comminting wif teh rest ov us, oar yur brayn asplodez frum yur trollish lyfestyle. 
Don feed teh trolls Lucy. Tehy will get bored an go wai. Promise.
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We is happy heer and we luvs eech udder muchlee. Dat’s wut’s important. Nawt ebberyone will unnerstand dat, unfortoonately.
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Don’t let dem make you haz a sad, kay?
still, it wuzzint fare foar teh troll tew talk tew teh donkee lyke taht. duz wii haz sum slak in teh frige?
corse it wuzznt fare, but dat’s whut trolls do. Ai fink we might has sum in teh fredge.
otae, letz kut a beeg peese foar ebbrywun, ebbin teh troll.
dats berry nice uf yew. Eggs sellent idea.
duz yu finkz eggz adn sellent wud go gud wif teh slak? ai wuz finkin a nyse peese ov zauberflote pie! adn a glass ov milk
That must have filled you with glee to come back and find that. I hope your day
imporved, oops, improved from there.
Srsly.
ebbry wun wuz kung-foo fyting!
verrah funny! but shoodz be “i’m” teh first line?
iz gon now.
not two wurry, itz not reel. see? YEE-HAA! gon now. kthxbai.
Hai. Ai tuk teh pickture of teh lolkitteh that looks liek HappyCat in Switzerland. I tink this picutre waz in Lucerne, but it could have beenz in Zurich. An’ teh poster waz all over Paris too. (Yep, it was a far-flung trip). I do’nt knowz if teh Westren Europeans iz as enamurred of Happy cat as us here in Americuz but I was lovvin the poster!
Sorree my lolspeak is not that great.
heres in uk me adn mai fwends luves da lolkittehs! we watchez dems ebbry dayz for much lollness…..for funz, i even maded up “Teh Lolz Prayer” in honourz of teh wunderbul Ceiling Cat!
This is actually a billboard in Switzerland. I know because I took pictures of it. xD
Da word “jetzt” means NOW.
LOL! iz happycat doin kung foo moves!