Cant sleep blankt iz too loud
mom awlwayz halps me go 2 sleep.
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get teh ccc wib teh proper blankies STAT!!!
Aww, por kitteh! Heers teh pink an teh blu floofy blankies form to CCC – nys, kwyet cullers. An a mug ob cocococo. Shhhhh, sleepy tym nao (well, it is heer; in teh sun, ahfter 3 glasses ob wyn….!)
I awffur Jimmba breakfus in bed. I think many peeps is having brekfus in bed for Muvver’s Day, tehre ar not menny commentz her tihs mawnin.
hai abbycat! ai wud lub brekkfus in bed, howebber its mid afternewn in TTI sew I’m up and in teh gardin wib teh wiyurless!
Awlso, is nawt Muvver’s Day in TTI – we did dat awlreddy back in March!
Awlso, Iz nawt sure, but ai is tinking dat Jimmba iz nawt a muvver. NAwt that he shuddnt be gettin Breafus in Bed… nom nom nom nom
teehee, this ar vewy twue! ai be likin teh b.i.b do dankoo!!
Concatulayshuns on ur nawt sekkund Jimmba!
lawts ob peeps here nao. i cain’t keep up!
is a lubbly day heeyur in teh TTI! Ai’m sittin owtside wib mai puppeh and slurpin on a naice frostee beer. tis hao sundays shud be!
Yu has puppeh?! Wiv teh floppy eers an teh waggy tayul an teh slobberree kisseseses?
Nebber mind dat – us has frostee beer?
Yeah, frostee beer trumpz slobberie puppeh any day!
teh puppeh lykes beer, so ai fink thems is eekwul *strops*
Ai’s awn teh wyn, no want teh frosteebeer – beer tehn wyn; yu feel fyn. Wyn tehn beer, yu feel nawt so gate, akchully
ai feel not sew grayte when ai habs wyne eneeway. ai stick tew my beer
Hah. I likes beer az much as any 1, but it is not bedder than teh cute and floofy anermals.
I can has a kitteh an 2 goggies and 2 weezels AND beer. Only not riet now. TOo erly 4 beer.
Its offishally haff past beer o’clok in TeenyTinyIngerland!
I r 2pints in an crakkin opun teh fird!!
Well. Iz Hot hot hot!!!!
*cheez ebreewun* ..kliny beer cans
An Ai’m abowt to open teh nekst bokkul ob wyn. TEHN start kukkin – hoep teh fyrmens R standin bai….!
Iz bokkul ob wyn o’clok? Whai, yesh it is! Cheers Ambercat an Tidmum! Phewinnitot?
Ai’s puttin munees awn a hoespypban bein declaird tomorro, whaddya rekkun?!
Too eezee. Dey’ll nebber take dat bet.
I greez wiv dat.
…iz a hard lyfe sumtymes 
Hoseypype ban an Wadder raytes rizin froo teh roof!!
*Sigh*…I finkso I jess hab to dwink moar beer an conserb
teh wadder supply
uh o’s hozzlepip ban, ai shall jus haff to haf beer insted, deres nuffink else for it!!
*Nee naw nee naw ONNNNNNNNNNNNNK ONNNNNNNNNNK*
.. blimmin fyre enjins disturbin mah Sunday beerfest!!!!!.
..Oh wayt!!
AMBERCAT!? IZ DAT YEW MAKIN TEH FYREMENS GET DEMZ HOZEZ OWT?
IZ TEH DINNER *ASKIDENTLEE* AWN FYRE?
Ai resembul taht remark! Ai juss lyks mai stake well dun! Amber tinks Ai cukked it for her an Ai ses “No, Amber; is Mummah’s dindin” an she ses “Lookit Mummah; Ai’s lyin awn mai bak an wigglin mai leggies an lukkin teh CYUT! Ai can has stake?! An Ai still ses “NO, Amber; is Mummah’s dindin” Nomonomnomnomnomnom!!!!!
But yu can has teh ikky fattee bits. An Amber ses nomnomnomnomnom!!!
Ai lykes teh ‘well done’ stake.
Iz still Cow if it r pink. Pleh!
Skritches an Tummy rubs fer Amber frum her Anty Tidmum
Ai lyk is so rair a gud vet cud get it breevin agin!
Sackly. Cow walks past a candull – dat’s how ai likes mai stake!
Mr T.M sez ‘Wype itz bum an put it onna playte’
Pleh!
Wen I cukks teh stake I put myne awn elebentee minnits afore I show his ptece teh pan!!!
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Lub teh Stilton or Wiskey sawse wiv myne
if itz ded, skin it adn throw it in teh oven. i’ll prolly eet it
ai agree wib tidmum, ai likes my steak dead fankoooo! wib a thin slice ob stilton on top, wiv fryed oninoms an home mayde chips!
mai cewkin skills, ai shows them tew yew!
Nom nom nom nom nom nom…..
*Tidmum dreems ob a fillet stake wib stilton an mushyroom sawse,
hoamayde chips unyun rings an asparagus*………nom nom nom
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I r hongry nao!! I onlee hads a salid an a fat free yoggert!
*goes tew Mickey-D’s*
I can has cheezburger?
ai had a cheezburger for dindins!! bwa hahahaa!!
n not wun frum macdeadcows!
yu meen it had meet in it?!
Mcdeadcows
FTW @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!elebenty!!!
Mr LCV made me steak for lunch-rare! nomnomnom.. happy Muvvers day to all ICHC mommies!
O hai awl!!
Ai must joyne in awn teh ‘veree ded cow syde.” It can bee purrhpas a teenee tinee bit pinkee – but taht’s “rare” fur mee.
Teh last tiem ai wuz in Palm Springs visiting, mai fren Charles got sum reelee gud states – but he wudn’t – refewsed!!! to cuk mein enuf. Said he just cudn’t doo it So ai had to doo it maiself, an tehn he wudn’t eben luk at it!!!
He sayed next teim he wud just get mee a tuff awlf stake to begin wif.
ai’ll fankoo to shushup abowt teh maccies buggers! ai used to work dere when i was a liller kitteh and its gud! not wat eberybuddy tinks!! so dere! *rasburry*
yusyusyus!! she has luberly flopee eers and teh waggiest tayul ob anee goggie ebber!!
here she is …. http://www.flickr.com/photos/skin_the_baby/2393805052/
grawwr, word pretzel nomnomed my reeplai. dis teh goggie http://www.flickr.com/photos/skin_the_baby/2393805052/ she has teh waggiest tayul and floppiest eers ob any goggie eber! but she no duz teh sloberree kissus, she’s sophistmucated!!
AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
*SPLORT!!*
But taht is nawt a puppeh – is a poenee! If she’m juss a behbeh nao she’ll be teh syz ob a semi-detachd wen she’m fullgrowed!
she’s awlmost fullmgrowed nao, ai need tew put moar photies up cus’m she be hyooooooge naow!! she’s still snugglicious tho!!
She’s so purty!! An floofy. Ai bet she has teh tung hangin owt tudai – must be warm under awl dat fur!
she awlwaays habs teh tung hangin out (pursonalee ai fink she lewks sillee, but wens i tell her she just leeks me)
Mornin, Jimmba. Yr Phaedra is a lubbly puppy! ai bets seh jus lurves yew!!!
ai hates wen mai avatar takes time off!! glad ai hab wun………mai kwilt is UGLY
teehhee, ai didn’t laik to say
Phaedra is teh bestest puppeh! she lubs cuddlies and snorglies, if ai didn’t hab tew wurk aid dew it awl day long!!
it makes teh time orf muchly speshul!!
dis wun’s 4 Phaedra – how much is that doggie in the window
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4uJon7OL0Y
yusyusyus! ai bee mewvin howse sewn, ai can’t tek her wib me (she’s nawt reeelly mai puppeh, i just libs wib her:( ) sew aim taykin a day off werk sew i can snorgle her!
awwwwwww {{{jimmba}}} yew will be puppyless? mebbe yew can sneeks a kittlin in teh nooo haus
fankyew jamamakitty, i will has a megasad when ai mewve. ai has tew ask mai new landlord, but ai’s hopin ai myte be abul tew hab a kitteh!
Ai is teh landlord heer in teh Murrican mibwest, and I sae mai tenannts maye hab teh kittehs. So long as dey is nootered.
Can yu “aksidentully” pak her wiv awl yur Stuff an oenlee fyn owt wen yu is hunndreds on myls awai, an has to keep her?
unfor … unfl … sadlee not. mai housemaytez know where ai’m mewvin tew, an tis ownlee ten minnutes awae frum dem sew i fink ai’ll be visitin aneeway!
I wud risk goggienapping charges fur Phaedra.
nuh uh
ai’s ownlee mewvin a foo miyuls awai sew ai mite be abul tew come and visit 
ai’s not mewvin tew far awaee sew ai’s be abul to visit her sumtimes!!
bloomin wordplonker nomnomed all mai comments and then put them all up. ai has strop nao.
I’m glad u tolded us dat, Jimmba.
It maeks meh feel bedda.
Phaedra wud miss u as mush as u wud miss her.
Phaedra is Bernese Mountain goggie? her is byooteemoos! ai lubs dem kindz ob goggies!
yessum she is BMD
she’s so snuggley, I been playin wib heer all daee!!
Is dat you puppeh, Jimmba? Her’s very pritties. Is Bernese Mountain Dog?
yas
Bernese Mountain Goggehs is full of win!!!! Her gots bery nice colors, too.
Phaedra iys a beautimusfull goggie!!!!
Her luuks liek her lieks to plai!!
she lubbs to plai!! i wuz playin in teh gardin wib her and she’s all tye tye and snoozie naow!!
Oh Phaedra!!! I member Phaedra!
She has much win and awsum! Duz she sleeps wif u, tew? Sure wud b nice to wake up to dat sweet face ebery morning – awl happeh fur a noo dai!
mornin Romeow!! happy muvers day tew yew!!
Fank yew!
Rite back at ya!
she duzn’t, ai has two flites ob steep stairs up tew mai bedrum an she can’t get up dem
ai hab had a snews wib her on teh beanbags we hab in our livin rewn!! 
Dat liddle bebeh luks liek she cud climb ennyfing!
Oh, I bet she’s nice to snuggle wif.
she’s mooch bigguh naow. an teh stepsies am bery steep. she’s bootimus and warm, sew iffun its cowuld ai snorgle wib her and gets warm
ooohhhh cyoot Phaedra … thx fer teh picshur
Oh, see teh puppeh! See teh cyoot, cyoot puppeh!
Conga rat shoe laces Jimmba awn ur nawt sekond! Sillibrashuns? Danses n drykns?
Hai fikshunkitteh! ai fink we shud be habbin teh cold alkofrolic beberajes (or non alkofrolic iffun yew wunts!) and sum munchees. and for teh dansis, sumfing rockee for teh loudness ob teh blankee an LOLdemons spinal tap ref!!
Oh yes! Wii kood hab meowmosis, in teh sillibrashuns uf Muvvers Dai. Oar teh Harvee Walbanger…oar teh Skroo Dryver, oar teh Eyerish Kawfee…
adn heers Spinal Tap wiff a lubbly sawn ‘bowt flour peeps, a sortub segway tu teh noysee blankie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyjxb9m5edI
ooh fikshunkitteh, tat is brillianteh singsong for teh day!! dat wib teh alkofrolik drinks is relaxing meh bery bery well! fankoo!!
Blankies like dat shud be loud only in frat tern ities, wearz deh collij boyz . lib
the frat boiz dun have a lotta decorative blankees… decorashun is nawt reely dere ting. Frat howses are the pleh! (Usually… sum are kwite nice, tho)… Iffn tehy did tho, they’d prolly luk liek this. Sillee lowd frat blankee.
{{{{Jimmba}}}} Ai doo bleeve taht wuz yur verre nawt second-nawt second – an brillunt Fur Vest frum Last.
Yoo said it wuz verree hot (heer in Meeshigun – cold an rainee) – so purrhaps yoo don’t want yur Fur Vest from Last yet – but – sumday – it will be yours.
Hav yoo scene teh Winter Olympics tath gibbocat put awn in March?? If nawt, ai will show yoo where to find them. Ai think yoo would like them veree much.
An yr Fronssh – hao long hav yoo been stuying it?? an yur Puppeh Phaedra – how snugglee! LOL!! Yoo see -ai hav been following yoo about seeing waht yoo were up to!! An it were awl gud.
Hai JCH4K!!
tis my sekund nawt sekund akshullee! but dis wun bedder dan my last wun ai beleev. Ai habbent seen der winter oleepimpics, yew shall haff tew show me them! My fronsh is … well … not sew gud, ai has translashun programme on my pooter. mai geekiness, ai shows yew it!
Really??? Where wuz teh furst wun??? Ai can’t beleeve ai mist it!
An ai doo wish ai had yur geekiness!! Doing waht ai do heer iz about az far az computerz an ai go! Teh Fronsh seemed quite gud – though mien iz – well – nawt so gud.
But it mite have been hilariouslyee funnee. Ai lived in jermanee fur menee yeers – ai wuz werking fur teh US Armee in teh Entertainent program. Moar on taht laytur. But ai still mav menee frenz there – an frum tiem to tiem wun ov them sends me things taht have been tranlayted frum jerman to Ingerlish using teh translashun programms!! An oh mai!!! they ar troolee ROFL funnee.
ai can show yoo menee wunderful thingz frum ar short past! ai started in layte August – so ai awnlee reelee know frum tehn awn.
But – yoo know – in ar own ways – we ar awl ov us heer super-geeks!! so yoo ar rite at hoam!
uh huh! it wuz bak in March
twasn’t berry gud tho.
deres nuttin wrung wib bein a super-geek! tis troolee the way to be!!
awhs, thas enuff tho! yew shew all teh newbee’s how tew speek teh lolspeak pro … pru … rite! ai wurk wib compooters sew im berry gud wib dem aneeway! Has a program dat will translayte anyfink i want into wun ob 75 langwajis. Sum ob teh internet baysed wuns ar terribul, ai knuw ai’ve had sum that are reeeeelly funny.. yaaaay
Liek, goes tu eleben lowd.
Spinal Tap refrens FTW!!1!
I hates it when you can hears yr textiles.
Turn it off!!
in before lolspeak!
or not
pleeze to turn out lite
Jimmba, concatulashuns on yur nawt-sekund commentz. Yu want breakfust in bed for Muvver’s Day?
Ohai, dat remynds mii, Happee Mudders Dai tu awl!!
ohai ac, ai replyed tew yur comment up dere ^
an it clashes wif my collar!
we cawlz dis nawt co ordinaytin
Yep, look liek a sunshine faery puke on it.
Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww! But akkyurate!
Vivid AND succinct.
Well said.
LOL!!! @@@@@
Iz a Technicolour Yawn!!
Oh Bery Gud! @@@@@
Poor sunshine faery. Iz sick?
sinnestetik kitteh r sinnestetik
Iffs dat couch waz hit by lightning,
kitteh wud b laminated.
speekin of bein hit bai litnin…………. dew we has “I’m ok” message from teh peeps in teh soufeast?
Blankee mayz beez 2
lowdz, butz willz kwyettz daown wunss
Behbee cloazez ieez
Dat mayz taykz awyle.
Behbee seez liddill blakk dawt
moobeeng awnz t3h Wall
Hewminz coodz turnz awff
t3h lytez, butz den t3h nyss blakk
dawtt woodz goez away
Jack.
kittehs ken b halpful wif liddl blak dotz…dis mornin, Ai wuz dryin off aftr mai showr en saw mai kitteh Naomi on teh bafroom kowntr, en Ai sed ‘get off teh kowntr!’ en she sed ‘mrow?’ en lookt at teh seeling…dere wuz a BIG BIG SPIDER! Ai wudent hav seen it if not fr Naomi! Ai stil mayd her get off teh kowntr. Den Ai axd mai hubzbind 2 tayk kayr uv teh spider, acuz Ai cant reech teh seeling.
Cayn’t sleep, clawnes will eet me?
And on a paysley cowch too! No wunder Kitler kitteh eies are buggin owt!!!
I waz wunnering wen a couch comment waz coming.
Iz teh blankee byootifying teh couch,
or iz teh couch byootifying teh blankee?
Mebee dey iz boff multiplying teh fuglee ov eech odder?
Couch tiems Blankee = Fuglee Skwared.
ROFLPIMP!!!!!!!!!
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I haz a skeered!!!
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The Furnishin Poleece shud beez awn High Alert!!!
“Couch tiems Blankee = Fuglee Skwared” FTW!!!!!!
WHERE oh where is strend wehn there iz a couch around. Ai bleevehe haz bin wayting fur a couch fur a Long tiem!!
Ohai JCH4K
Sumfink straynge happend teh uvver nite…I dreemed I seed a Big majik bubblol flyin ober TTI an yoo an cweenmj wuz lukkin at all teh sleepin hart lites shinin…
Wuz dis a dreem oar wuz it reely troo?..Wuz beeyutimuss eggsperience.
O Hai tidmum.
It wuz troo. So prittee – to see tehm awl. Soooooo mennee. an so byootiful. But ai am surprizeded taht we were abul to *pop* into teh dreems az well!
Nex teim – yoo shud com too!!
Ohh!! I would LUV to fly inna majik Bubblol an see awl teh cheezfrenz inna whirld.
We wud see awl teh wunnerful feengs an majiks an ebreefing.
We cud sprinklol teh majik faery dust on awl teh whirld an EBREEWUN cud hab a happy an dreem ob nyce feengs an whishes wud be mayde an ohhhh…
Teh luffly wundruss sights we wud see…*sigh*…..
Will der be rume fer me nex tyme? I shud be so honnered to be in teh pressence of such majikal people
Oh, poor gaily cullurred blankee, reviled and mocked, I bow beefoar ur brite and byooteeus cullurs! I shall take u home wiff me an gib u a place ub honor in a home ware peepuls luv teh brite and gawdee!
I will lub u an schnuggul u an call u George!
(and um…*looks arown sneekilee* gess dat kitteh cums wiff u….*grabs blankee an kitteh an runs)
Kafleen, habs u gots teh gawdee lubbing peeps round u?
Or, iz this juss a ploy to gets dat kyoot bebeh kitteh?
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Mebee I missunnerstood, and ur meant dat u hab Gaudi lubbing peeps?
or mebes yew ment gauda lubbing peeps as teh blankee and teh payslee cowche are cheezy?
Do u fink u cud get teh gout frum eeting too meny cheezy couches and blankees?
We mite need Dr.TinyCat to answer dat medikal kwestion.
ai fink yew’d get gout just bai lewkin at dees cowches an blankees!!
Juss luk at teh kyoot!
Juss luk at teh kyoot!
Juss luk at teh kyoot!
Oh bebeh kitteh,
doan u know…iffs it’s too loud, ur too old.
Ohai, kaffleen:
Putz t3h Kitteh bakk,
pleez. Ifz U habz t3h Kitteh,
datr will beez no lolz
Nyss sollillokwee
4 t3h Blankee, tho. Summtymez
gawdee iz gud feeng
Awdaushuss Blankee
iz mayd moar 4 Horsee andz
sadill tahn Kitteh.
Jack.
win!
LOL!! Jack! Yoo ar alwayz just . . .so YOU!!!!
Oo! Momee, Momee, Momee, Momee–
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Reed me uh storee?
Kitteh luuks liek her bees moar terryfyied bye teh kamera tahn teh blankee;
Lites frum kamera flashes ar tu brite; weez wil turns tehm daown low;
tehn weez wil putt “Claire de Lune” awn cd plaiyer.
(Afture weez tuks iyn kitteh, adn gibbs her guud nite shmoo, her wil falls asleap liek a liddle teenee tinee babbeh).
ai kan haz kwyetur blankie? lyke maebeez a green sawft wun?
wif sum choklit ferritz? adn sum hawt choklit?
Ah climbs in dere wif u, kitteh
kant sleep
blankt will eated me!! lookits jyant yellow teefs!
Eeeeeeeeeek!
It does luk liek jyant yellow teefs!
I didn’t see dat before!
aww! Iz tew kyewt! -Verti n her hooman’s heds ‘splode frum kyewtness- ^^ We needz CCC Plz!! =D
N diz picceh goes in teh fayves fowlder
Hubby has dis very blankie, is a fav and I much tease him! Tanking many gods dat fabric fades–has not scared kittehs! His blankie bery old now (hubby awso bery old!). But would buy him new blankie like dis–any 1 know where? Yes, wuvs hubby bery much even think this.
dis blnkit r scarez mee!!!
EHh…Mah eyes hurt nao.
Wahh…no fairz.
*sniffle*
Kitteh ish funneh.
Komedian Kitteh??
I guesses so ._.