I brot youz a flower…
I brot youz a flower… But I eated it…
but i do haz sum cookeez. remember iz mother’s dai on sundai. git flowerz nd card but no nom nom da flowers plez.
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gud mornin, fellow makramayerz! An comchuckulayshunz, lolnascar! Rakkin mai branez fur songndanz ideez, comin up empty
ohai! well me 2!
How abowt it Lolnascar? Enny ideas? Or r u hedded owt to werks agin?
u can sing me a lollabye, cuz iz goin back to bed in a few
Rokkabye loonascar,
Innatreetop
Wen teh wind bloez,
The nascar will rokk.
Wen teh bow brakes,
teh nascar will spin owt,
An owt will fly lolnascar,
Helmet an awl!
Lolabye, and gud nite….
-er… I duzzn’t no teh rest.
U can tell hoo has kidlets heer and hoo duzznt!
Gud job ZF!!
Heer iz a rather prittee vershun. Surpizinglee liddle too chooz frum over ther awn UTooB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns33IgyJ1V8&feature=related
awww, datz verreh sweet. Iz just not feelin well, so, the kitties r in school, an I shall takes a nap.
Ooo, sowree u is unner teh wedder
Hazzing berree nies nap, an den eet a liddle chawklit, an den a liddle moar nap, an den a liddle reedin, an a liddle moar nap zzzzzzzzzzzzzz 
ty, see ya’s ltr.
followed by chikkin soop, and moar choklit.
nitey nite Lolnascar.. and haz a gud weekend!
Wadda traumadic lullabye, bote diz vershun and deh original. Bebbeh be skared about fahlin in sleep!
Funnie, I never thot it wuz skary wehn I wuz liddel an it wuz sung to mee. But I agree, nao i fins so.
Tihs pikshur is priseless! I lol almost out of my chare. I gess bekas it it so nachural for hims to eat teh flower. For a kitteh to eet a kookie, taht is funnie bekas mostly kittehs don’t eet kookis, but to take taht same meme, an apply to a (prairie dog? gopher?) taht reely EATS flowers — iz berry funny.
Well, heers a big pot of coughee 4 yew in case yu chanj ur mind. An cininimonom rolls for every one. Eye has to roll to the docktor 4 more tests I dinnit studee for.
Plai nise wif ererone todai.
Ohai an bye 3C’s! Fankz fur teh cimininiumum bunz, *nomnomnom* Deelish! I reely hoapz u passes teh testz wif flyin colurz–
10Q muchlee.
Oops, shud a been up tehr, zauberflote. Tanks.
An now it iz.
Hao bout “Ware Hab Awl teh Flowers Gone?”
Grate song!
very evocative of my pre-hippy dayz. (these dayz ive bin feedin my dandeelyon flwrs 2 my bunnehs)
You could always smoosh up your dandeelyon flwrs – ferment them & drink the resulting wine — while reading ray Bradbury, of course.
Oh gud choice. Wish ai cud sta fur teh hootenanny.
Nice choyce, Romeow. Grate song. But ai had furgotted hao verree sad it iz. ai luked at sebral over there. Wun sadder tahn teh next. So – WARNING!!
This is NAWT a “pikker-upper.” an nawt fur wusses.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYv0O43PrPk
ohai Janet — gmta.
we were both looking at these on u-tube at the same time. it got to me so much that ai forgotted to take off teh aich aich tee p, so wurdpretz eeted it. nawt for wusses, indeed.
wuddn’t it be great if yew could listen to this and say “how quaint, but so irrelevant today”?
An ai thot teh Peter, Paul an Mary wun wuz teh saddest ov awl. Becuz they looj so AWLD!! An ai remember wehn they were YUNG!!! An taht maeks me awld. *sniff*
Oh Janet, donut has a sad!! Ur nawt old – ur rich in lief’s expeeriunsez! Wii R awl onna jurney, adn sums gets there B4 uzzers.
DK!!
Taht reelee DIZ maek mee feel bedder. {{{{DK}}}}
“DIZ” – lol!
LOL!! Mai typing offen maeks mee laff!!! DiD?? DUZ?? Hoo noez????
we is awl in a comtemplaytiv mood todai arent we!!
I haz to leeve pretti soon fur the weekend… I wants to take a happie wif me!!
Wut can we do to liten things up?
Do we needz a choklit ovurdose?
*Rummages in his pockets*
Lesse… I haz a Zippo… an a blooberry pi… an a qwart uv whippe creems… Yoo can haz annee ov dat, if it wud help…
Hm… which uv thos thingz wud giv me teh best happy?
***contemplaytes***
R us SHURE u want to offer ME those things Maus?
Maus? Where did u go?
**luks arownd**
Oh well. I haz to leeve now for teh weekend.
C u guiz Mondai! I leeves Maus a note:
“Fanks for the offur Maus! But its prolly bettur this way… i haz a feelind wun uf us wud hav ended up in the Gorge uv Eternal Perill agin.
And based on passt axperiense… that wud be me. I wud nawt want to spend teh weekend dangloling.”
Bai leeza!! Haz a gud week-end!
Bye leeza. Sry I missed yoo. Stoopy werk…
noooooo, janeeet!!! yew can’t has teh Sad! yew shud go listen to Flowers Never Bend In The Rainfall by Simon And Garfunkle, tis a funky melodee tune, and happy singsong!!
an ohai Jimmba. ai WILL lissen to it. an yoo hav maed me feel bedder, too. See?
Awlwl smyols again.
Fanks Jimm!
youtube.com/watch?v=uRv4S0BPMik
ai laiks teh happee happee songs! and teh sun is shynin here so I’m listenin to Sunshine Of Your Love by Cream! tis ones of my most favritist songs ebber!! always meks me has a happy
yay — great song.
Bai Janet, I’ve got it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohjbng_fmQk
If dis doan maek u feelz happeh, nuffing will.
Iz Brite Side ov teh Road wif a kyoot Panda Bear, tew boot!
I shudda fot it froo bedda before I maed mah song suggestion.
Dis iz why I’m nawt usually on heer dis tiem ov teh morning!
I shud b banned until noon!
Itz awlwaiz noon (or afturnoon – or happee howr) SOMEWHERE.
I’m just sayin…
here — this’ll get the hoot started
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y2SIIeqy34
when, indeed?
*sniff* Yrs iz reel sad too!! LOL!! Cud it bee teh topiK??? It wuz sad tehn – an nuthing haz chanjed!!1
ai think purrhaps we shud find sumthing a liddle cheeree-er. But waht?? Phillipe ab Romeow – yoo ar gud at this. Cheeree!!! We needs cheeree!!!
how about this?
(“Dad” in the title is soldier slang for Baghdad)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyV8gV7HYp4&feature=related
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ok, ok, ai duz cheery next …
ok, here’s sumfing cheery … good for dancing, ai finks, too:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOEIRI5HSuQ
Well – purrhaps gud fur dansing. Ai ar nawt a gud danser – so – purrhaps mai opinion iz nawt . . . but it iz sorta cheeree. In a veree stranj way.
Phillipe – ar yoo a gud danser? Hao wud yoo dans to that?
1. turns teh moosic up loud
oops, my premature commenting, ai shows you it…
1. turnz myoosic up loud
2. cloze eyes
3. wiggle
4. repeet
Dat’s it…I’z going bak to bed.
BTW, there waz no lolcats in dat video.
*puts troll hat ober eyes and zzzzzzzz*
NO! No!! Stay! Yoo awlwaiz cheer mee up. At leest – moast ov teh tiem!! LOL!!
no, Romeow. yer suggestion wuz good. there are otter ways to feel good besides teh hilarity. this song has lasted for half a century for a good reason.
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troo, no lolcats in it. prblbly photoshopped too. grmble grmble grmble
i agrees with Dr. d’Beaker, Romeow. it was a gud suggestion n a gud song.
im already prayin 4 peace,life n health fur all anywayz.
btw, even if not fotoshooped, that whistlepig of teh marmot fambily iz prolly holdin a grass nawt a stem-so this iz capshuned rong,rong,rong
“he,he,he..”
I doan kno hao enny ov dis can b considered funneh wif misID’d creatures, photochopped pics, and teh stoopy grammar. At leest there wazn’t enny abyoos in dis pic…unless teh flower waz orange and poyson!
*gasp*
okayee. dis nawt a sawng, but is a funee an maeks me laff awl de tyme:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776175
AND dere’s a lolcat in for Romeow.
WARNINGS: some of it cud be offinsive to sensatuv kittehs. use ur diskreshun.
Fanks Smacky – I lubbed teh lolcat.
Cudn’t eben see enny Photochop in it. Ur maeking it hard to be a troll.
Best Nawt-Sekund EBBER!!!! {{lolnascar}}
GMTA, lolnascar! yu sed it lawng befoar ai did, tho!
Concatulayshuns lolnascar!
how thoughtful is it to eat someone’s present?
[cat] that ate the [canary]
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck…?
If this was actually a woodchuck…?
luks liek a R.O.U.S to me!
yep, but hez kyoot NEways
Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist…
oh yes.
And they live in
**paws for dramatiks**
teh FYRE swamp!
Oh yesh, teh FYRE Swamp is home tew menny unusual aminalz an creetchoorz dat are neether aminal nor plant.
Wii haz also teh GYUNT Amoebalvirus wich preyz awn FYREtrukz.
“It’s not that bad. Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely. “
O, ok, I geddit. U haz a moobee swamp in mynde. I’s iggnerent, haz to googlol it. *I* wuz maykin it awl up fresh owt ov mai own pyoonee branez, lolz.
LOLZ!
*whispurs*
Itz Teh Princess Bride, ZF. U haz never seen it??
LUBBED taht moobie. Sew funnee!
I be liking teh Amoebalvirus.
Yeah, I watchded it wuns lawng ago wif mai liddlez, lawng ago. Gess I hav to watch it agin!
LOL!!! Yes!! zf – yoo must nawt onlee watch it again – yoo must noe it bai hart. It sumtiems seems to mee tah a gud half ov awl teh refs heer ar fum “The Princess Bride.” Ai, too, am werking awn my edumacashun. SOOO much ai need to kethcup awn in oarder to play heer.
Oh Janet, I duzznt no by hart eether… I can kwote Montee Python, but
**whisper**
I haz to googlol sum of the PB stuff.
Jus btw us.
Pssst: mii too.
Ai know!! Ai know!! If it weren’t fur google, ai wud bee loast!!!
pssst … at d’Beaker Laboratories, we has googlol on our home page, just for ICHC use.
googlol is yer friend!!
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srsly, ai has to google lots of stuf out here. that’s wut makes it so much fun. if tehre is n-e-wun who never hast to look up stuff that peeps brings out here , my hat (wif propeller or not) is off to him/her. but ai am doubting it. so, 4points, no blushyface needed.
ai akshulee think maybee paws4thot nebber had to luk enething up. He noo ebreething.
ai has tew yews googlol alot, cus am an yungling, ai dusn’t know tew moosh. sept abowt teh rock n roll musak!
Ah de Pwinsess Bwide! I has it memowized (mostlee). Dat an’ MP’& Holy Gwail is de two moobies eye noz bestest.
eye has to google ovver stuffs, dough. wee can’t awl noez ebbryfing, or dere’d be no knead foar combursashun!
Y wen i types i canna see de rite-hand sied ob my sentunses? >:(
Becuz of teh drededed rap-around. Teh nest ar too deep. ai hav asked teh Burgers to fix it – but tehy – cleerlee – havn’t dun it!! I NEBBER noe waht ai am typing in there – so iz veree trikee!
I haz herd peeps talk uv this before… but I has nevver seen it.
I can see all that I iz typing. Iz it b/c of what OS u r on?
hmmm … what OS yew haz? ai has the DrededRapAround using farfox wif mac osx leopard.
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
I think it’s specific to Firefox. I have the problem with FF on WinXP. But not with IE on WinXP.
Phillipe!!! Yoo have a Mac??? osx (what iz leopard??) Me too!!
Tho since iz Jennifer hoo maed me get it – ai guess it iz nawt at awl surprizing taht yoo doo too. But may ai ask yoo teh occashunal Mac queschun? Teh Mac users heer ar nawt menee. Ai has safari an firefox.
Ohai Maus!
Ai’m off to safari to test yur theory.
OK. Heer ai am in safari. an ai am typing an riting an typing an – so far – AI CAN SEE EBREETHING!!! Maus!!! Yoo ar rite!! Well!! Mai mai mai!! Hooda thunkit!
I iz at werks, I fink we has teh internet asploder.
i iz on teh fyrefrocks. dat bee de reesun.
teehee: fyrefrocks = burning dresses. DO NOT WANT!
oar is dat wut de laydee fyremimmens wear? to protek frum fyre?
I’m wif Maus.
I onwee hab wraparound prollems wit FireFox and WinXP.
I use IE fur most fings, but FF wurks bedda wif ICHC…moss of teh tiem.
Much nicer than the Cliffs uv Insanitee, yes.
Iz wun uff mai fayvrit buks. Got shussshed in teh movie cuz I knew all teh wurds. Lufff Inigo!
PB iz wun exampul were moobie is jus baut ekwall tu buk in lobliness, yes?
aldo, de Hairy pottur moobies is bery gud, tu…
u haz a problem wif that?
Prairie dawg sharez nomz
Nah, dinnit eat it, ai chucked it.
Lolz!
@@@@@@@@burgers 4 u
Sori Mom! Happee Mudderz dai. Eye lub u!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!
lolz
OT: Frenz, 2dai iz teh dai that mai Josie iz crossin da Raynboe Bridj. Ai has talked 2 da vet an he tinks iz tyem.
Mai dadcat iz a wudwurkur and has maed a speshul bocks 4 hur. Wii iz burryin hur at mai momcat and datcat’s hows, becuz Hubbeh n ai no plan 2 stae ware wii iz 4 a long tyem. Josie can has a spot neer there kitteh, Peggy. They nebber got along wail, but ai figgur Ceiling Cat can maek them wurk things owt on da udder syed.
Pls 2 b thinkin ov us 2dai.
I haz a sad fur u rhsb
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sumwun sed this alreddy, but the most important thing is that u gave ur Josie lots uf love and a gud home, and u r doing what’s best for her now.
More hugs. OOOOOOOOO
Oh rhsb, what a hard day for you. My heart goes out to you. It’s hard enough when our beloved companions pass; more difficult yet when we must decide that the time has come.
It’s lovely that your dad has made a special box for her. My sister did the same thing last year when we buried our mom’s ashes. She even found a heart-shaped clasp to put on it.
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Ai senz hug and kiss and symp… sypma… sympat… goodz taughts yur wayz.
It brakes mah hart to kno wat ur going froo todai.
I will be keeping U, Josie, and ur fambly in mah hart today.
{{{{{rhsb & Josie}}}}}
*sniff sniff wipe sniff*
there are no words to really help
but, remember that it is the last thing you can do out of love
{{{rhsb}}}
Thiz hao yoo show yur preshuss Josie hao much yoo reelee lubs her. Foar it iz teh vereee hardest thing to do in teh hole whirlld – but yoo doo it fur her.
An hao veree nice taht yoo can go an visit her grave. Fur mee – taht is important. Heer – kwite neer teh Nawty Barn, we hav ar kitteh cemeterree. Menee ov ar kittehs ar buried there. an we hav benches an chayres tehre so we can sit kwietlee there an bee wif them.
Today iz three years an 9 daiz since ai had to do taht fur mai beloved Florian. Hoo waz 20 an borned in mai bed, next to mai leg. Hiz mother, mai sweet Mitzi – died 6 weeks befoar taht at 21. Butt I thot ai wuz going to die – it wuz so hard.
Ai will bee sending yoo awl mai verree best thots. {{{{Rosie}}}} Ai am weeping fur yoo.
an mee. an awl uv us – hoo hav loast ar deer liddle furree frenz.
It iz
{{{{rhsb}}}} {{{{Josie}}}}
Ai has yew and Josie in mai thots, ai be listnin to “sumwhere ober teh raynebow” an ai knows dat yew will all see each udder agen for moar happitail tymes!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{rhsb & josie}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
rosie – ai roted yoo a kinda long messaj – an ai think WP eeted it. ai hope it showz up.
But just in cayse {{{rosie}}} Mai best thots ar wif yoo todai – awl dai.
Ai just sent thot msg 2 mai hart cat Calvin whoo crost teh Rainbow Bridge last August to welcome ur Josie wiht sum speshul hed buts and side rubs. Hiz ashes r bai mai bed in a littlol cedar bocks.
U r boff in mai prayers. Go wiff ceelin cat today.
Oh, rhsb, I’m so sorry for you. Same thoughts as everyone else….You know you’re doing the right thing, but it doesn’t hurt any less! It is very special to have a place that you can bury your sweet sweet friends. We have a pet cemetery where we will be retiring. Land that has been in our family for almost 100 years. It is very peaceful to go there and remember our four legged friends (i call them my babies, even though I have two 2 legged babies.). My mom has decided she doesn’t want any more pets because it hurts too much when they leave us. I disagree with her, I thing all the happy years with them is worth the heartache when they go. Sorry this is such a long message, but your message just touched a special place with me! My thoughts and prayers are with you today!
mennee, menne hugz foar bof of u…
so hard to do for our furry loved onez! {{{rhsb}}}
Dear rhsb, im sorry 4 ur pain n loss. try 2 take comfort n knowing that u hav done everything that u could n that pets hav no anxiety about their future life. your kitteh may visit u in ur dreams-mine do.
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I am sad for yu – I been dere. Teh onlee best thing yu can do is be thankful for havin teh fur-frend as long as you have. {{{{{rhsb&josie}}}}}
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Yuu bof ar iyn owr harts adn thots tudai;
Ai wil keap yuu bowth ov yuu iyn mai prayures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, rhsb
sindin u lubs and hugs todai
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OH!
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Mah hart haz an owie fur yoo….{{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}
So, so sorry, rhsb. I always think that if our positions were reversed, my babies would do the same thing for me. {{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{{josie}}}}}}}}}}
oh rhsb! I haz a big sad fer u! Alwayz a bad fing tu loos a fellow lolcat! Welll, I just saw dis wen u posted dis ovur a month ago, but i still feel bad fer Josie. Wellz, I hopez Josie happy with Ceiling Cat, and I hopez he enjoyz his infinite Cheezbergerz if dere are any!
*sniff*
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{{{{rhsb}}}}
I singed on American Idol…
but forgotted dah wurds
singed?
do we need to get sum bacteen fur u?
Shoon’t play wit matches
So sorry. {{{{rhsb}}}}
Hai guyz? Howd u maek dose neato kwuilty pix by ur namez??!
yu getz it otto-matic-ully! prity kewl, no!?
Joolz – yoo don’t hav wun. Hao can taht bee? ai thot it wuz automatic. Ar yoo signed in to WordPress? maybee taht’s it??
*I* see it. It’s juss very pale blue.
Well – yes. Ai expekt we cud doo bedder!!
wuz dan dee lyun, my fave kind ob flour
my grass whisstle. let me play u eet.
groundhawgz iz also called “whistlepigs”-wikipedia tolled me.
u iz very cleber,Scotch
teh worst part iz he’ll keep repeeting dis every day…
Miss Manners sayz: eetin ur prezint is poor dating etiket.
But MomCat alweyz unnerstand
But MomCat alweyz unnerstand
Todally awf topic, buts. ai has bin awai frum ICHC …wher ddids awl deez BYOOTIFULL atvatarrs uv qwilts cum frum? Sum boddy has bin vairy creeaytiv!
Ohai, an wher iz mai Elvis avatar gons?
…and no, I is not hi on grass.
Heer’s a beeg bag ov Doreetoes, juss in case ur fooling.
Mommeh grawndhogg iys jes happee taht her boi rembered her foar Mommehs Dai;
Her wil giv hims a byg kissee adn snorgle, adn thanks him veree muches;
Tehn her wil taike teh blayde ov grass adn putt iyt inna bud-vayse;
(adn her wil treahsure iyt foarebber adn ebber)
Awww- yu mus haf had a mommeh liek mien. Mien wud do dat tu. *snif*
Nom nom nom nom! Wehl, wht u ’spektit? I’z bin waydeeng awn yew too git rdy fur da pass elevebendy men nuts. Uz grown hogs haz 2 eet tew!
OMG, dat’ iz aswesume picture!
lol…thez r hilarious!
Dat is sure lolarific
sry mom. i haz nomd teh flowr. But i haz a card! *nom* whoopz, i nomd dat tu. But howz a nyse poum? ” how much mutherz day prezentz culd a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck culd chuck mutherz day prezentz?”
How does U favorite dis? I can has vote favorite, but not front-page favorite? Halp!