I brot youz a flower…
I brot youz a flower… But I eated it…
but i do haz sum cookeez. remember iz mother’s dai on sundai. git flowerz nd card but no nom nom da flowers plez.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Datz ok, iz fought dat counts.
gud mornin, fellow makramayerz! An comchuckulayshunz, lolnascar! Rakkin mai branez fur songndanz ideez, comin up empty
ohai! well me 2!
How abowt it Lolnascar? Enny ideas? Or r u hedded owt to werks agin?
u can sing me a lollabye, cuz iz goin back to bed in a few
Rokkabye loonascar,
Innatreetop
Wen teh wind bloez,
The nascar will rokk.
Wen teh bow brakes,
teh nascar will spin owt,
An owt will fly lolnascar,
Helmet an awl!
Lolabye, and gud nite….
-er… I duzzn’t no teh rest.
U can tell hoo has kidlets heer and hoo duzznt!
Gud job ZF!!
Heer iz a rather prittee vershun. Surpizinglee liddle too chooz frum over ther awn UTooB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns33IgyJ1V8&feature=related
awww, datz verreh sweet. Iz just not feelin well, so, the kitties r in school, an I shall takes a nap.
Ooo, sowree u is unner teh wedder
Hazzing berree nies nap, an den eet a liddle chawklit, an den a liddle moar nap, an den a liddle reedin, an a liddle moar nap zzzzzzzzzzzzzz 
ty, see ya’s ltr.
followed by chikkin soop, and moar choklit.
nitey nite Lolnascar.. and haz a gud weekend!
Wadda traumadic lullabye, bote diz vershun and deh original. Bebbeh be skared about fahlin in sleep!
Funnie, I never thot it wuz skary wehn I wuz liddel an it wuz sung to mee. But I agree, nao i fins so.
Tihs pikshur is priseless! I lol almost out of my chare. I gess bekas it it so nachural for hims to eat teh flower. For a kitteh to eet a kookie, taht is funnie bekas mostly kittehs don’t eet kookis, but to take taht same meme, an apply to a (prairie dog? gopher?) taht reely EATS flowers — iz berry funny.
Well, heers a big pot of coughee 4 yew in case yu chanj ur mind. An cininimonom rolls for every one. Eye has to roll to the docktor 4 more tests I dinnit studee for.
Plai nise wif ererone todai.
Ohai an bye 3C’s! Fankz fur teh cimininiumum bunz, *nomnomnom* Deelish! I reely hoapz u passes teh testz wif flyin colurz–
10Q muchlee.
Oops, shud a been up tehr, zauberflote. Tanks.
An now it iz.
Hao bout “Ware Hab Awl teh Flowers Gone?”
Grate song!
very evocative of my pre-hippy dayz. (these dayz ive bin feedin my dandeelyon flwrs 2 my bunnehs)
You could always smoosh up your dandeelyon flwrs - ferment them & drink the resulting wine — while reading ray Bradbury, of course.
Oh gud choice. Wish ai cud sta fur teh hootenanny.
Nice choyce, Romeow. Grate song. But ai had furgotted hao verree sad it iz. ai luked at sebral over there. Wun sadder tahn teh next. So - WARNING!!
This is NAWT a “pikker-upper.” an nawt fur wusses.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYv0O43PrPk
ohai Janet — gmta.
we were both looking at these on u-tube at the same time. it got to me so much that ai forgotted to take off teh aich aich tee p, so wurdpretz eeted it. nawt for wusses, indeed.
wuddn’t it be great if yew could listen to this and say “how quaint, but so irrelevant today”?
An ai thot teh Peter, Paul an Mary wun wuz teh saddest ov awl. Becuz they looj so AWLD!! An ai remember wehn they were YUNG!!! An taht maeks me awld. *sniff*
Oh Janet, donut has a sad!! Ur nawt old - ur rich in lief’s expeeriunsez! Wii R awl onna jurney, adn sums gets there B4 uzzers.
DK!!
Taht reelee DIZ maek mee feel bedder. {{{{DK}}}}
“DIZ” - lol!
LOL!! Mai typing offen maeks mee laff!!! DiD?? DUZ?? Hoo noez????
we is awl in a comtemplaytiv mood todai arent we!!
I haz to leeve pretti soon fur the weekend… I wants to take a happie wif me!!
Wut can we do to liten things up?
Do we needz a choklit ovurdose?
*Rummages in his pockets*
Lesse… I haz a Zippo… an a blooberry pi… an a qwart uv whippe creems… Yoo can haz annee ov dat, if it wud help…
Hm… which uv thos thingz wud giv me teh best happy?
***contemplaytes***
R us SHURE u want to offer ME those things Maus?
Maus? Where did u go?
**luks arownd**
Oh well. I haz to leeve now for teh weekend.
C u guiz Mondai! I leeves Maus a note:
“Fanks for the offur Maus! But its prolly bettur this way… i haz a feelind wun uf us wud hav ended up in the Gorge uv Eternal Perill agin.
And based on passt axperiense… that wud be me. I wud nawt want to spend teh weekend dangloling.”
Bai leeza!! Haz a gud week-end!
Bye leeza. Sry I missed yoo. Stoopy werk…
noooooo, janeeet!!! yew can’t has teh Sad! yew shud go listen to Flowers Never Bend In The Rainfall by Simon And Garfunkle, tis a funky melodee tune, and happy singsong!!
an ohai Jimmba. ai WILL lissen to it. an yoo hav maed me feel bedder, too. See?
Awlwl smyols again.
Fanks Jimm!
youtube.com/watch?v=uRv4S0BPMik
ai laiks teh happee happee songs! and teh sun is shynin here so I’m listenin to Sunshine Of Your Love by Cream! tis ones of my most favritist songs ebber!! always meks me has a happy
yay — great song.
Bai Janet, I’ve got it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohjbng_fmQk
If dis doan maek u feelz happeh, nuffing will.
Iz Brite Side ov teh Road wif a kyoot Panda Bear, tew boot!
I shudda fot it froo bedda before I maed mah song suggestion.
Dis iz why I’m nawt usually on heer dis tiem ov teh morning!
I shud b banned until noon!
Itz awlwaiz noon (or afturnoon - or happee howr) SOMEWHERE.
I’m just sayin…
here — this’ll get the hoot started
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y2SIIeqy34
when, indeed?
*sniff* Yrs iz reel sad too!! LOL!! Cud it bee teh topiK??? It wuz sad tehn - an nuthing haz chanjed!!1
ai think purrhaps we shud find sumthing a liddle cheeree-er. But waht?? Phillipe ab Romeow - yoo ar gud at this. Cheeree!!! We needs cheeree!!!
how about this?
(”Dad” in the title is soldier slang for Baghdad)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyV8gV7HYp4&feature=related
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ok, ok, ai duz cheery next …
ok, here’s sumfing cheery … good for dancing, ai finks, too:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOEIRI5HSuQ
Well - purrhaps gud fur dansing. Ai ar nawt a gud danser - so - purrhaps mai opinion iz nawt . . . but it iz sorta cheeree. In a veree stranj way.
Phillipe - ar yoo a gud danser? Hao wud yoo dans to that?
1. turns teh moosic up loud
oops, my premature commenting, ai shows you it…
1. turnz myoosic up loud
2. cloze eyes
3. wiggle
4. repeet
Dat’s it…I’z going bak to bed.
BTW, there waz no lolcats in dat video.
*puts troll hat ober eyes and zzzzzzzz*
NO! No!! Stay! Yoo awlwaiz cheer mee up. At leest - moast ov teh tiem!! LOL!!
no, Romeow. yer suggestion wuz good. there are otter ways to feel good besides teh hilarity. this song has lasted for half a century for a good reason.
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troo, no lolcats in it. prblbly photoshopped too. grmble grmble grmble
i agrees with Dr. d’Beaker, Romeow. it was a gud suggestion n a gud song.
im already prayin 4 peace,life n health fur all anywayz.
btw, even if not fotoshooped, that whistlepig of teh marmot fambily iz prolly holdin a grass nawt a stem-so this iz capshuned rong,rong,rong
“he,he,he..”
I doan kno hao enny ov dis can b considered funneh wif misID’d creatures, photochopped pics, and teh stoopy grammar. At leest there wazn’t enny abyoos in dis pic…unless teh flower waz orange and poyson!
*gasp*
okayee. dis nawt a sawng, but is a funee an maeks me laff awl de tyme:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776175
AND dere’s a lolcat in for Romeow.
WARNINGS: some of it cud be offinsive to sensatuv kittehs. use ur diskreshun.
Fanks Smacky - I lubbed teh lolcat.
Cudn’t eben see enny Photochop in it. Ur maeking it hard to be a troll.
Best Nawt-Sekund EBBER!!!! {{lolnascar}}
GMTA, lolnascar! yu sed it lawng befoar ai did, tho!
Concatulayshuns lolnascar!
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