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I brot youz a flower… But I eated it…

but i do haz sum cookeez. remember iz mother’s dai on sundai. git flowerz nd card but no nom nom da flowers plez.

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  1. lolnascar says:

    Datz ok, iz fought dat counts.

    • zauberflote says:

      gud mornin, fellow makramayerz! An comchuckulayshunz, lolnascar! Rakkin mai branez fur songndanz ideez, comin up empty :(

      • leeza-b says:

        ohai! well me 2!
        How abowt it Lolnascar? Enny ideas? Or r u hedded owt to werks agin?

      • lolnascar says:

        u can sing me a lollabye, cuz iz goin back to bed in a few

        • zauberflote says:

          Rokkabye loonascar,

          Innatreetop

          Wen teh wind bloez,

          The nascar will rokk.

          Wen teh bow brakes,

          teh nascar will spin owt,

          An owt will fly lolnascar,

          Helmet an awl!

          • leeza-b says:

            Lolabye, and gud nite….
            -er… I duzzn’t no teh rest. :oops:

            U can tell hoo has kidlets heer and hoo duzznt!
            Gud job ZF!!

          • lolnascar says:

            awww, datz verreh sweet. Iz just not feelin well, so, the kitties r in school, an I shall takes a nap. :-)

          • JAJEH says:

            Wadda traumadic lullabye, bote diz vershun and deh original. Bebbeh be skared about fahlin in sleep!

            • abbycat says:

              Funnie, I never thot it wuz skary wehn I wuz liddel an it wuz sung to mee. But I agree, nao i fins so.

              Tihs pikshur is priseless! I lol almost out of my chare. I gess bekas it it so nachural for hims to eat teh flower. For a kitteh to eet a kookie, taht is funnie bekas mostly kittehs don’t eet kookis, but to take taht same meme, an apply to a (prairie dog? gopher?) taht reely EATS flowers — iz berry funny.

        • 3 Cattails says:

          Well, heers a big pot of coughee 4 yew in case yu chanj ur mind. An cininimonom rolls for every one. Eye has to roll to the docktor 4 more tests I dinnit studee for.
          Plai nise wif ererone todai. :-)

      • Romeow says:

        Hao bout “Ware Hab Awl teh Flowers Gone?”

        • Kayjoy says:

          Grate song!
          very evocative of my pre-hippy dayz. (these dayz ive bin feedin my dandeelyon flwrs 2 my bunnehs)

          • Sophie Tucker says:

            You could always smoosh up your dandeelyon flwrs – ferment them & drink the resulting wine — while reading ray Bradbury, of course.

        • 3 Cattails says:

          Oh gud choice. Wish ai cud sta fur teh hootenanny.

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Nice choyce, Romeow. Grate song. But ai had furgotted hao verree sad it iz. ai luked at sebral over there. Wun sadder tahn teh next. So – WARNING!!
            This is NAWT a “pikker-upper.” an nawt fur wusses.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYv0O43PrPk

            • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

              ohai Janet — gmta.
              we were both looking at these on u-tube at the same time. it got to me so much that ai forgotted to take off teh aich aich tee p, so wurdpretz eeted it. nawt for wusses, indeed.
              wuddn’t it be great if yew could listen to this and say “how quaint, but so irrelevant today”?

              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                An ai thot teh Peter, Paul an Mary wun wuz teh saddest ov awl. Becuz they looj so AWLD!! An ai remember wehn they were YUNG!!! An taht maeks me awld. *sniff*

                • 4point5kittehs says:

                  Oh Janet, donut has a sad!! Ur nawt old – ur rich in lief’s expeeriunsez! Wii R awl onna jurney, adn sums gets there B4 uzzers.

                  • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                    DK!! :D Taht reelee DIZ maek mee feel bedder. {{{{DK}}}}

                  • leeza-b says:

                    we is awl in a comtemplaytiv mood todai arent we!!
                    I haz to leeve pretti soon fur the weekend… I wants to take a happie wif me!!
                    Wut can we do to liten things up?
                    Do we needz a choklit ovurdose?

                    • Maus says:

                      *Rummages in his pockets*
                      Lesse… I haz a Zippo… an a blooberry pi… an a qwart uv whippe creems… Yoo can haz annee ov dat, if it wud help…

                      • leeza-b says:

                        Hm… which uv thos thingz wud giv me teh best happy?
                        ***contemplaytes***
                        R us SHURE u want to offer ME those things Maus?

                        • leeza-b says:

                          Maus? Where did u go?
                          **luks arownd**
                          Oh well. I haz to leeve now for teh weekend.
                          C u guiz Mondai! I leeves Maus a note:

                          “Fanks for the offur Maus! But its prolly bettur this way… i haz a feelind wun uf us wud hav ended up in the Gorge uv Eternal Perill agin.
                          And based on passt axperiense… that wud be me. I wud nawt want to spend teh weekend dangloling.” ;)

                        • 4point5kittehs says:

                          Bai leeza!! Haz a gud week-end!

                        • Maus says:

                          Bye leeza. Sry I missed yoo. Stoopy werk…

                • Jimmba says:

                  noooooo, janeeet!!! yew can’t has teh Sad! yew shud go listen to Flowers Never Bend In The Rainfall by Simon And Garfunkle, tis a funky melodee tune, and happy singsong!! :D

            • Romeow says:

              I shudda fot it froo bedda before I maed mah song suggestion.
              Dis iz why I’m nawt usually on heer dis tiem ov teh morning!
              I shud b banned until noon!

        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

          here — this’ll get the hoot started
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y2SIIeqy34
          when, indeed?

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            *sniff* Yrs iz reel sad too!! LOL!! Cud it bee teh topiK??? It wuz sad tehn – an nuthing haz chanjed!!1

            ai think purrhaps we shud find sumthing a liddle cheeree-er. But waht?? Phillipe ab Romeow – yoo ar gud at this. Cheeree!!! We needs cheeree!!!

          • Romeow says:

            Dat’s it…I’z going bak to bed.
            BTW, there waz no lolcats in dat video.
            *puts troll hat ober eyes and zzzzzzzz*

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              NO! No!! Stay! Yoo awlwaiz cheer mee up. At leest – moast ov teh tiem!! LOL!!

            • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

              no, Romeow. yer suggestion wuz good. there are otter ways to feel good besides teh hilarity. this song has lasted for half a century for a good reason.
              .
              troo, no lolcats in it. prblbly photoshopped too. grmble grmble grmble

              • Kayjoy says:

                i agrees with Dr. d’Beaker, Romeow. it was a gud suggestion n a gud song.
                im already prayin 4 peace,life n health fur all anywayz.

                btw, even if not fotoshooped, that whistlepig of teh marmot fambily iz prolly holdin a grass nawt a stem-so this iz capshuned rong,rong,rong
                “he,he,he..”

                • Romeow says:

                  I doan kno hao enny ov dis can b considered funneh wif misID’d creatures, photochopped pics, and teh stoopy grammar. At leest there wazn’t enny abyoos in dis pic…unless teh flower waz orange and poyson!
                  *gasp*

            • smacky says:

              okayee. dis nawt a sawng, but is a funee an maeks me laff awl de tyme:

              http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776175

              AND dere’s a lolcat in for Romeow. ;)
              WARNINGS: some of it cud be offinsive to sensatuv kittehs. use ur diskreshun.

              • Romeow says:

                Fanks Smacky – I lubbed teh lolcat.
                Cudn’t eben see enny Photochop in it. Ur maeking it hard to be a troll.

    • dapanferkitteh says:

      Best Nawt-Sekund EBBER!!!! {{lolnascar}}

    • Lucy Pevensie says:

      GMTA, lolnascar! yu sed it lawng befoar ai did, tho! :D

    • MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh says:

      Concatulayshuns lolnascar!

    • kat says:

      how thoughtful is it to eat someone’s present?

  2. zauberflote says:

    [cat] that ate the [canary]

  3. Maus says:

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck…?

    • Maus says:

      If this was actually a woodchuck…?

      • leeza-b says:

        luks liek a R.O.U.S to me!

        • lolnascar says:

          yep, but hez kyoot NEways

        • Maus says:

          Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist…

          • leeza-b says:

            oh yes.
            And they live in
            **paws for dramatiks**
            teh FYRE swamp!

            • zauberflote says:

              Oh yesh, teh FYRE Swamp is home tew menny unusual aminalz an creetchoorz dat are neether aminal nor plant.

              Wii haz also teh GYUNT Amoebalvirus wich preyz awn FYREtrukz.

            • Maus says:

              “It’s not that bad. Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely. “

              • zauberflote says:

                O, ok, I geddit. U haz a moobee swamp in mynde. I’s iggnerent, haz to googlol it. *I* wuz maykin it awl up fresh owt ov mai own pyoonee branez, lolz.

                • leeza-b says:

                  LOLZ!
                  *whispurs*
                  Itz Teh Princess Bride, ZF. U haz never seen it??

                  • 4point5kittehs says:

                    LUBBED taht moobie. Sew funnee!

                  • starling says:

                    I be liking teh Amoebalvirus.

                  • zauberflote says:

                    Yeah, I watchded it wuns lawng ago wif mai liddlez, lawng ago. Gess I hav to watch it agin!

                    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                      LOL!!! Yes!! zf – yoo must nawt onlee watch it again – yoo must noe it bai hart. It sumtiems seems to mee tah a gud half ov awl teh refs heer ar fum “The Princess Bride.” Ai, too, am werking awn my edumacashun. SOOO much ai need to kethcup awn in oarder to play heer. :D

                      • leeza-b says:

                        Oh Janet, I duzznt no by hart eether… I can kwote Montee Python, but
                        **whisper**
                        I haz to googlol sum of the PB stuff.
                        Jus btw us.

                        • 4point5kittehs says:

                          Pssst: mii too. :oops:

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          Ai know!! Ai know!! If it weren’t fur google, ai wud bee loast!!! :D

                        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                          pssst … at d’Beaker Laboratories, we has googlol on our home page, just for ICHC use.
                          googlol is yer friend!!
                          .
                          srsly, ai has to google lots of stuf out here. that’s wut makes it so much fun. if tehre is n-e-wun who never hast to look up stuff that peeps brings out here , my hat (wif propeller or not) is off to him/her. but ai am doubting it. so, 4points, no blushyface needed.

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          ai akshulee think maybee paws4thot nebber had to luk enething up. He noo ebreething.

                        • Jimmba says:

                          ai has tew yews googlol alot, cus am an yungling, ai dusn’t know tew moosh. sept abowt teh rock n roll musak!

                      • smacky says:

                        Ah de Pwinsess Bwide! I has it memowized (mostlee). Dat an’ MP’& Holy Gwail is de two moobies eye noz bestest.

                        eye has to google ovver stuffs, dough. wee can’t awl noez ebbryfing, or dere’d be no knead foar combursashun!

                        Y wen i types i canna see de rite-hand sied ob my sentunses? >:(

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          Becuz of teh drededed rap-around. Teh nest ar too deep. ai hav asked teh Burgers to fix it – but tehy – cleerlee – havn’t dun it!! I NEBBER noe waht ai am typing in there – so iz veree trikee!

                        • leeza-b says:

                          I haz herd peeps talk uv this before… but I has nevver seen it.
                          I can see all that I iz typing. Iz it b/c of what OS u r on?

                        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                          hmmm … what OS yew haz? ai has the DrededRapAround using farfox wif mac osx leopard.

                        • Maus says:

                          *Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
                          I think it’s specific to Firefox. I have the problem with FF on WinXP. But not with IE on WinXP.

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          Phillipe!!! Yoo have a Mac??? osx (what iz leopard??) Me too!!

                          Tho since iz Jennifer hoo maed me get it – ai guess it iz nawt at awl surprizing taht yoo doo too. But may ai ask yoo teh occashunal Mac queschun? Teh Mac users heer ar nawt menee. Ai has safari an firefox.

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          Ohai Maus! :D Ai’m off to safari to test yur theory.

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          OK. Heer ai am in safari. an ai am typing an riting an typing an – so far – AI CAN SEE EBREETHING!!! Maus!!! Yoo ar rite!! Well!! Mai mai mai!! Hooda thunkit! :D

                        • leeza-b says:

                          I iz at werks, I fink we has teh internet asploder.

                        • smacky says:

                          i iz on teh fyrefrocks. dat bee de reesun.

                          teehee: fyrefrocks = burning dresses. DO NOT WANT!
                          oar is dat wut de laydee fyremimmens wear? to protek frum fyre?

                        • Romeow says:

                          I’m wif Maus.
                          I onwee hab wraparound prollems wit FireFox and WinXP.
                          I use IE fur most fings, but FF wurks bedda wif ICHC…moss of teh tiem.

              • leeza-b says:

                Much nicer than the Cliffs uv Insanitee, yes.

                • MelONyx says:

                  Iz wun uff mai fayvrit buks. Got shussshed in teh movie cuz I knew all teh wurds. Lufff Inigo!

                  • smacky says:

                    PB iz wun exampul were moobie is jus baut ekwall tu buk in lobliness, yes?

                    aldo, de Hairy pottur moobies is bery gud, tu…

  4. leeza-b says:

    u haz a problem wif that?

  5. zauberflote says:

    Prairie dawg sharez nomz

  6. 3 Cattails says:

    Nah, dinnit eat it, ai chucked it.

  7. Tribble says:

    Sori Mom! Happee Mudderz dai. Eye lub u!

  8. bumbum says:

    lolz

  9. rhsb says:

    OT: Frenz, 2dai iz teh dai that mai Josie iz crossin da Raynboe Bridj. Ai has talked 2 da vet an he tinks iz tyem.

    Mai dadcat iz a wudwurkur and has maed a speshul bocks 4 hur. Wii iz burryin hur at mai momcat and datcat’s hows, becuz Hubbeh n ai no plan 2 stae ware wii iz 4 a long tyem. Josie can has a spot neer there kitteh, Peggy. They nebber got along wail, but ai figgur Ceiling Cat can maek them wurk things owt on da udder syed.

    Pls 2 b thinkin ov us 2dai.

    • leeza-b says:

      I haz a sad fur u rhsb
      {{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}
      sumwun sed this alreddy, but the most important thing is that u gave ur Josie lots uf love and a gud home, and u r doing what’s best for her now.
      More hugs. OOOOOOOOO

    • 4point5kittehs says:

      Oh rhsb, what a hard day for you. My heart goes out to you. It’s hard enough when our beloved companions pass; more difficult yet when we must decide that the time has come.

      It’s lovely that your dad has made a special box for her. My sister did the same thing last year when we buried our mom’s ashes. She even found a heart-shaped clasp to put on it.

      {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

    • lady2beetle says:

      Ai senz hug and kiss and symp… sypma… sympat… goodz taughts yur wayz.

    • Romeow says:

      It brakes mah hart to kno wat ur going froo todai.
      I will be keeping U, Josie, and ur fambly in mah hart today.
      {{{{{rhsb & Josie}}}}}
      *sniff sniff wipe sniff*

    • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

      there are no words to really help
      but, remember that it is the last thing you can do out of love
      {{{rhsb}}}

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Thiz hao yoo show yur preshuss Josie hao much yoo reelee lubs her. Foar it iz teh vereee hardest thing to do in teh hole whirlld – but yoo doo it fur her.

      An hao veree nice taht yoo can go an visit her grave. Fur mee – taht is important. Heer – kwite neer teh Nawty Barn, we hav ar kitteh cemeterree. Menee ov ar kittehs ar buried there. an we hav benches an chayres tehre so we can sit kwietlee there an bee wif them.

      Today iz three years an 9 daiz since ai had to do taht fur mai beloved Florian. Hoo waz 20 an borned in mai bed, next to mai leg. Hiz mother, mai sweet Mitzi – died 6 weeks befoar taht at 21. Butt I thot ai wuz going to die – it wuz so hard.

      Ai will bee sending yoo awl mai verree best thots. {{{{Rosie}}}} Ai am weeping fur yoo.
      an mee. an awl uv us – hoo hav loast ar deer liddle furree frenz.

      It iz

    • cweenmj says:

      {{{{rhsb}}}} {{{{Josie}}}}

    • Jimmba says:

      Ai has yew and Josie in mai thots, ai be listnin to “sumwhere ober teh raynebow” an ai knows dat yew will all see each udder agen for moar happitail tymes!
      {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{rhsb & josie}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      rosie – ai roted yoo a kinda long messaj – an ai think WP eeted it. ai hope it showz up.

      But just in cayse {{{rosie}}} Mai best thots ar wif yoo todai – awl dai.

    • 13calvin says:

      Ai just sent thot msg 2 mai hart cat Calvin whoo crost teh Rainbow Bridge last August to welcome ur Josie wiht sum speshul hed buts and side rubs. Hiz ashes r bai mai bed in a littlol cedar bocks.

      U r boff in mai prayers. Go wiff ceelin cat today.

    • friscokitteh says:

      Oh, rhsb, I’m so sorry for you. Same thoughts as everyone else….You know you’re doing the right thing, but it doesn’t hurt any less! It is very special to have a place that you can bury your sweet sweet friends. We have a pet cemetery where we will be retiring. Land that has been in our family for almost 100 years. It is very peaceful to go there and remember our four legged friends (i call them my babies, even though I have two 2 legged babies.). My mom has decided she doesn’t want any more pets because it hurts too much when they leave us. I disagree with her, I thing all the happy years with them is worth the heartache when they go. Sorry this is such a long message, but your message just touched a special place with me! My thoughts and prayers are with you today!

    • cheshirepat says:

      mennee, menne hugz foar bof of u…

    • luvscatsVA says:

      so hard to do for our furry loved onez! {{{rhsb}}}

    • Kayjoy says:

      Dear rhsb, im sorry 4 ur pain n loss. try 2 take comfort n knowing that u hav done everything that u could n that pets hav no anxiety about their future life. your kitteh may visit u in ur dreams-mine do.
      {{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}

    • Duffy says:

      I am sad for yu – I been dere. Teh onlee best thing yu can do is be thankful for havin teh fur-frend as long as you have. {{{{{rhsb&josie}}}}}

    • CheshireKittehKat says:

      โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

      {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{RHSB & JOSIE}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

      Yuu bof ar iyn owr harts adn thots tudai;
      Ai wil keap yuu bowth ov yuu iyn mai prayures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 3rin says:

      Oh, rhsb
      sindin u lubs and hugs todai
      {{{{{{{{{{{{rhsb an Josie}}}}}}}}}}}}}

    • Lucy Pevensie says:

      OH! :cry:
      {{{{{rhsb+Josie}}}}}

    • altosinger says:

      Mah hart haz an owie fur yoo….{{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}

    • eubie says:

      So, so sorry, rhsb. I always think that if our positions were reversed, my babies would do the same thing for me. {{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{{josie}}}}}}}}}}

    • guitarfreak says:

      oh rhsb! I haz a big sad fer u! Alwayz a bad fing tu loos a fellow lolcat! Welll, I just saw dis wen u posted dis ovur a month ago, but i still feel bad fer Josie. Wellz, I hopez Josie happy with Ceiling Cat, and I hopez he enjoyz his infinite Cheezbergerz if dere are any!
      *sniff*
      {{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}

  10. two_kittehs says:

    {{{{rhsb}}}}

  11. rodney dill says:

    I singed on American Idol…
    but forgotted dah wurds

  12. MelONyx says:

    So sorry. {{{{rhsb}}}}

  13. Joolz says:

    Hai guyz? Howd u maek dose neato kwuilty pix by ur namez??!

  14. trtskh says:

    wuz dan dee lyun, my fave kind ob flour

  15. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    my grass whisstle. let me play u eet.

  16. D.R. says:

    Miss Manners sayz: eetin ur prezint is poor dating etiket.

  17. Elvis says:

    Todally awf topic, buts. ai has bin awai frum ICHC …wher ddids awl deez BYOOTIFULL atvatarrs uv qwilts cum frum? Sum boddy has bin vairy creeaytiv!

  18. Duffy says:

    …and no, I is not hi on grass.

  19. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Mommeh grawndhogg iys jes happee taht her boi rembered her foar Mommehs Dai;

    Her wil giv hims a byg kissee adn snorgle, adn thanks him veree muches;

    Tehn her wil taike teh blayde ov grass adn putt iyt inna bud-vayse;
    (adn her wil treahsure iyt foarebber adn ebber)

  20. USAFGirl says:

    Nom nom nom nom! Wehl, wht u ’spektit? I’z bin waydeeng awn yew too git rdy fur da pass elevebendy men nuts. Uz grown hogs haz 2 eet tew!

  21. WannaSmile says:

    OMG, dat’ iz aswesume picture!

  22. kikipu says:

    lol…thez r hilarious!

  23. miloserus says:

    Dat is sure lolarific

  24. guitarfreak says:

    sry mom. i haz nomd teh flowr. But i haz a card! *nom* whoopz, i nomd dat tu. But howz a nyse poum? ” how much mutherz day prezentz culd a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck culd chuck mutherz day prezentz?”

  25. Mietze says:

    How does U favorite dis? I can has vote favorite, but not front-page favorite? Halp!


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