Szoooozin in
Szoooozin in Barkalounger
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Dis my big softee pillow…
Goggie thinkin “How do I get owt ov heer wifout activaytin teh poynty ends?”
Kat is teh ninja master. He’s teachin goggie how to be stealfy an get owt frum under sleepin kats wifout waking dem up.
Dat makes him a teenaj cute’n ninja cat?
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U kno, I fink Splinter wud be teh best name for a kitteh.
concatshoe -lashuns on nawt-sekund, maus- what yuu liken fer lunch todai?
too erli for marttonies? we can haz poeegranit? yummee!
oops-pommeegranite!
Iz a pomme granite a bit ov volcanic rok dat was born in England?
rok iz born?
Teh voice I choosed for mah Tom-Tom GPS is the British male ID’d in teh menu as “Tim”. He very quickly became knoed as “Tim teh Tom-Tom Pom”.
Doan like nun uv mai tomtom boises. Needz wun taht sez “Oopsie! Mist taht exit. Sokay, wii turn rown at teh nex exit.”
*dukkee runz 2 git pommeegranit frum pommeegranit tree owtsyde* Concatulayshuns on ur nawt sekkund!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How bout sum Creole or Cajun fuds? I’ll maek sum Shrimp Etouffee, and sum Boudain.
Den we need sums “golden bevrredje” to wash down de spicee fuds!
Here’s sum Turbo Dog beers…
trai teh Abita beers…
Doze gud too!
mmmm vary nize! good flavorz! mebee trai more on caturday….
an blackened catfish
Mai kitteh wants blakened goggie fish.
An I’ll play sum Zydeco moosic so peeps can danse…
An heers sum Muffalettas and sum Osyter Po’Boys.
ize breeng teh mudbugs! crawfish boil! ohboi!
Yaay!
We needs a veg. How bout sum Fried Okra?
That ar delishus!
An fer dessurt, sum Bourbon Bread Pudding…
OMG-nomnomnom…
another fave! gotta get some! datz OK?
Dig in!
fried okrey mai fave! and teh corn & taters in with teh crawfish!
owt n da middul uv da beeg danse floar
win I heer dat fiddul gonna beg 4 moar
gonna danse 2 da band frum Loozeeann 2nite
next maybeee plaie tehis 1 pleeezz?
Get down the fiddle and. you get down the bow,
Kick off your shoes and you throw ‘em on the floor.
Dance in the kitchen ’til the morning light:
Louisiana Saturday night.
Shur! But nawt-sekkund I gotta feenish dis wun
Breeng ur momma, breeng ur poppa, breeng ur seestur 2
Dey gotz lotsa myoozik n lotsa broo
Win dey plaiz u a waltz frum 1910
Ur gonna feel uh leetul beet yung agin
Wayl, u lurnt 2 dans wif ur rok n roul
N u lurnt 2 swang wif uh doh-c-doh
But u lurn 2 luv at da fay-sew-doh
Win u heerz uh littul Joe-Lee Blown
Caturdai nite n da mune iz owt
I wanna hed awn owvur 2 da Twist n Showt
Fine uh 2-step paw-tnur n uh Cajun beet
Win it liffs me up I gonna fine mai feetz
Owt n da middul uv da beeg danse floar
Win I heer dat fiddul gonna beg 4 moar
Gonna danse 2 da band frum Loozeeann 2nite
Bai rekwest
Mai brudder Bill n mai utter brudder Jak
Barrul ful uv beer n uh possum inna sak (*chokklit possum I hoepz*)
15 kidz in da frunt pourch lite
Loozeeanna Caturdai Nite
Win da kin-foaks leev n da kidz gitz fed
Mee n mai woomin gonna slipz ofta bed
Haz uh leetul fun win we turnz owt da lite
Loozeeanna Caturdai Nite
Waol, u gitz down da fiddul n u gitz down da bow
Kik off ur shooz n u thowz um onna floar
Danse inna kitchin till da mornin lite
Loozeeanna Caturdai Nite
Loozeeanna Caturdai Nite
Loozeeanna Caturdai Nite
* fankz u fanks u — gonna beez heer awl week *
Me n da band can haz brake naow — eet summa dat Burrbin Bred Poodin
Fank u Fank u ber mush!!!!! what a lubberly rendesh….rensdtsio…… version u sang!!!!!
ur wellkum — I aymz 2 pleezez
Wi can danz iv wi want tu
Wi can liv dat fish bihind
Coz dat fish don’t danz
And if it don’t danz
Den it’s no fish of mine.
Maus, how u noes teh boudin? U noes teh crawfish? Mai hubbie’s crawfish pasta iz teh nomnomnomnom!
*vewwy qwietlee*
um, Maus, did we haz a ty? oar iz dat nawt da wai it wurks????
*tucking into da Cajun spred n e wai, cuz it sownz NOM NOM*
Yes, we has a ty. A 4-way, I beeleeves. I jus thowt i wud get teh party started. It’s “Thank Ceiling Cat It’s The Day Before Caturday”. Hyoomans jus say “TGIF”.
Ai finkso ai liks TCCITDBC bettur!
Eberybuddy, ty or no, is welcum to try teh Cajun feest…
luks lyk ty to mi
4- way tye with in top spot!
conga rat shoes 2 y’all!
ummm- i meant MAUS in top spot- sry peeps
ai’zebber bin to tye boo-teek? whut ya’ll got in dere?
fur vests, bobblol-hedded kittehs, zippos – whutebber ur liddel hart desyres!
Be cayrful wif the zippos. Tehy haz a habit uv lightin up in yer pokkit…
Iz okay – Ty Boo Teek alos habbing FRUs.
but if mai pantz on fyre ai can haz fyremens?? wif beeg hoses to deploi? ai’ll take deh zippos plzthnx!
but unlee lcb noes teh speed diul seekwince foar teh fyurminz, adn ai dunt fink shez heer! OH NOES!!1!111!!1
)
(but taht’s otae. at No Plase in Particular, wii haz a speshul “emerjinsee unlee” fyurminz taht she duzzint noes abowt!
Lucy is u bedder frum ur splort? did CCC cum to ur res-ku? if not, ai try to help u- scoopy scoopy, heers some branes, tapey tapey, heers some choklit and a soft floofy blankit- maybee you want goggie?
ai wud radder haz a kitteh.
fanks foar yur halp. ai dunt fink teh CCC gotted heer yet.
okah- soft floofy kitteh for ur lap- hawt choklit- just rest- be all bedder!
fanks!
*purrs*
OH NOES!1!1!1 LCB IZ HEER!
*scurries arownd, tryin tew hyde teh emerjinsee fireminz*
Ohai, lcb! hao iz yu tewdae? wut iz teh seed dyul number foar teh fireminz?
kitteh haz farted,doggeh takin the blame
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ROFLOL
Bark o lounger nawt barkin, iz snugglin.
Nice recleining funkshun.
don ebben think of moovin…
Barkalounger gud. Nominglounger not sew gud!
Happee nawt sekkund Maus. Itz dose wrists agin
Fanks. Dey is still supple…
Is brudder from anotha mudder
makes a nice floofy pillo
mai kiddlets use mai golden goggie saem wai as floofie pillo.
Lounger wantz tew move but not wants tew feel pointy ends on laig
Goldy thinks” i outgrewed my baby blankie- still sawfty, tho”
Those eyes… *splort*
Yes…goggie bein berry pashunt.
Goggie sez “butt mummee i has 2 b on teh cowch furr teh kitteh!”
Doggeh: This puppeh soun difrent…
My bebeh! You cannot have him!
Lub teh goggie’s fayce …
I luv my barkolounger! So soft, so supple, so nice 2 hav reel fur. Haz dat nice ‘outdoorz’ smell too! Snoorrrrrr…….
An iz warm!
yesh..ai lubs dis big orinj fwuffy pilloaw n iz awl mine..mine..mine..mine
Kitteh sez it b uh wun-gog nite
(dat also b naym of myuzikal groop b4 utter 2 goggies joynded)
One iz teh loneliest number…
adn free izza krowd
Jeruhmaiya wuz uh boo-frawg …
Goggie thinkin:
Ai are a liddle warm naow.
But too fraid tew moove.
Halp…
Halp, I iz trapped under a kitteh!
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dis mai happee playse
Goggie adn kitteh bees BFF forebber;
Synce tehy wuz borneded aroun teh saime tiem, sumtiems tehy getz confoozled adn finks tehy bees frum teh saime mommeh;
Iys OK, becuz noebuddee wud ebben fink ov ebber sepayarateying tehm;
(tu menny growlee-growlees, maaaarrrooooowws, adn pointee eynds inbolved)!!!!
lolz! WIN!
I lurvs teh way teh kitteh is sort of poured into teh goggie…goggie looks a litul wurried, liek, “Is dis liek taht time I plaied in teh wet seement? Is we stuk?”
Kitteh iz SOOO comfurbull!
Susan in Barkalounger?
Mommee, I has too pee, but I no wants to wakes up kitteh.
ah…AH…AHHHHHHH
*SSSSSPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTTTTTT!!11!1!1!1!!!!1!*
UH OHES! CCC, PLZ! ITZ TEW KYOOT!
WHEEEEE-OOH! WHEEEEEE-OOH!
CCC enterz at top speed!
lets get this grey matter 2gether- scoopity
in this queenly cranium-pat-pat-pat-pats
CHRG here with littul crowns n lion pix on it
gentully places it on Lucy’s noggin
Have sum hawt choklit, ur majesty!
feel beddar, ok – heres a softy blanky with goggies on it.
ok nao?
fank yu, Kayjoy! ai iz awl nyse adn wurm adn happitayl! nao ai goes adn shayrs sum ov tihs nyse choklit wif mai gud frend, Mr. Tumnus!
OFF TOPIC:
Does anyone know what happened to the complete collection of tags? I’m looking for mother’s day possibilities and the “Top 100 Tags” isn’t helping.
There is a thing near the top that says “Search Lolz” and under that it says in blue “Keyword Tag Cloud.” Click on the blue letters.
Lucy, u r a dear. u even un-splorted urself so as 2 B helpful 2 dd.
ur alias fitz u well, queenly 1.
wai, fank yu, Kayjoy! ai kan haz CCC nao, plz?
shure u can, look up
Fank u Lucy. I fine zaktly de picshur eye wanted.
Why iz it szoooozin in a barkalounger? Shouldn it b snoozin? Perhapz I b missin sumtin…
Doggeh maykz gud Napz
Playss. Juss az Kitteh maykz a
cuddlee heeeteengz pad
Doggeh habz mennee
playssez 2 curlz up. Besstest
undurr Doggeh’s eerz
Flawppee Doggeh eer
mayz wunndurrfull Nytez Cap so
Kitteh awllwayz dresst
Jack.
Ohai dere, Jack Deth!
Ai lykes teh pwetty av-tar
Taht WeerdPress gave yu!
(ai mayd a haiku! ai mayd a haiku! yayz foar me!)
Awwww! Sweet!!!
Ohai, Jack!! Ai wuz wun drin ware yoo wuz! Ai’m gladd yoo’re bak!
I has a goggie.
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Dat’s my goggie! Mr. Fluffy-butt! How didja git in dat pichur? Come home now!
Seriously, who’s dog is that and where did they get her/him from? My dog looks exactly like that and I am curious because I have never seen another like her before….and they look EXACTLY alike. So much so, I’ve been asking people if they took a picture of her they never told me about. Please respond because I am very interested.