Hai! I was wonderin’ if you had
Hai! I was wonderin’ if you had some time to talk about Ceiling Cat?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Erich Treeby
No i DONT want to heer bowt Ceiling Cat 2day!
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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atheist cat…Is Atheist
Praise b to Ceiling Cat…Thanq iz furvvest frum lass!
Congratamulashuns!
Iz dis ur nawt second, nawt second comment?
’tis indeed the nawt-sekkund time I got teh nawt-sekkund prize. I r happeh!
congarshumalashuns fer nawt-second occurrence of nawt-secund place. hooray!!
maebeez foar sillybrayshumz, wii kan haz Cummyoonyun?
And, an excellent comment, it waz!
Iz bery hard to fink ov sumpfing witty unner pressure ov “no comments.”
Ur wisdom knows no boundz, Romeow.
Thanq, cum joyn in teh pie partee juss below.
We’re making an alphamabetical list ov pies.
No komments? Know komments.
Concatulayshuns on ur nawt sekkund nawt sekkund!
O jess, kum rite in
Ai noes heez watchin
Oh mah gudness!
U wazn’t there wen I posted, but clearly we hab a tie fur nawt second!
O guddy, ai habbent bin 2 da TyBooTeek inna wiel
N since itz all moost Caturday, wee muss go 2 da
nex dowr booth ov pies, cuz ai’m reeelee hungree
Gud idea. I’m luking ober teh menu, and I see dat they hab
Apple Pie
Blooberry Pie
Cheery Pie
D…
Dimpleberry pie
Everything pie
Fud Pie
Grate choklit pie
H…
Huckleberry pie
Ice Creem pie
Jello pie (pleh)
K…
Kloudberry pie
Lingonberry pie
Meringue, Liemon or Lieme
n…
Nommy Pie
Oreo Pie
Pecan Pie
Quiche Pie
R…
(didn’t wii awlreedy start a pie list sum time befoar?)
Razberree Pie
S’more Pie (plz sir - can ai hab summore?)
Tiramisu Pie
U…
Unyun pie
Vunilly pie
X-sullint chokklit chip pie (*momma’s hoam-mayd resapee*)
Y …
Yellow Pie
Zauberflote Pie
Maik pi owt ub da ZF/ oar a pi she maikz?
ai mayk a pie in on-ur ov hur
Oh, dat’z a berry gud idih. she be duin so muxh ub owr baikingz fur us.
Yu iz berry thotful
Aw…..uze guize!!!
Mmm Zauberflote pie………
Huckelberry pie
Itty Bitty pies
Jelly roolz
K
Krab legz
Lemin jewc (veri sowr!)
Moar Krab legz
N…
OMG it’s prostylizing cat … get in the car !!!
:snerk:
Hi. I jus mooved in nex door. Can I borree a cuppa shuger?
a cuppa catnip?
*there goes teh nayborhood*
Shudnt taht be a baggie o’ nip?
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Yes, it shudda been.
Akshullee, he nawt b tellin u dis, but he can haz cupla key-lows uv nip hiddn unner litturboks
♫ Cuming into Los Angeles
Bringing in a cupple of keys
Don’t touch mah bags iffs u plz
Mister Customs Man ♫
Duz dat b-long 2 Arlo? I liekz Arlo!
Yes, Arlo…sun ov Woody.
Hoo duzn’t liek Alice’s Restaurant?
Mai favrit is “The Fanksgifing Dai Massacree”. Mai fambly plays it ebery Fanksgiving, as we dryve to hoomebers hause we is goin too… An all 4 uv us noes alla teh lyrics too. A niec fambly sing-along…
A niec LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG fambly sing-along.
iznt dat da saym ting as da “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree” wif full orkistrashun n faiv-part harminee?
N da 27 8×10 kuller glossee pikshurs wif sirklz n arrowz n a perrygraf onna bak uv eech wun splaynin wat eech wun wuz 2 b yoozded as evadins aginst us.
Purrhaps ai can jus leav tis litera…. litteruh….pamphlet fur u tu red.
We cum bak nex Caturdai
OK, u cum bak at tew oh’klok.
I shud b gone by tehn.
den we leaves u moor pamphlets.
Adn we cum bak caturdai after dat tu- adn leb moor pamphlets.
We will annoy u wid teh pamphlets fureber adn eber.
(IRL, ai gets annoyed wid teh pamphlets alots)
I has teh plamphlets from Constable Visit (he’s from teh terry pratchett world, mebee some cheezpeeps has herd of it?)
Praiz to teh Grate God Om!!
U habn’t seen pamphlets until u gets on a Scientology mailing list.
Mah parents waz getting multiple fings in teh mail ebery week, fur at leest 5 yeers affer I moved owt - cud hab been eben longer. Unbeleebable.
.
Doan worry, I’z nawt a couch jumper.
Ai doan mind kittehz on teh cowch.
*snerk*
Ai donut remembry haow teh litrichur gettid in teh howse, but wen mai neffyoo wuz smol, lyke abowt 2 yeerz old, dere wuz a trakt on teh bafroom kowntr. Ai taykt neffyoo in teh bafroom 2 wash handz fr suppr, en he pikt up teh trakt en sed “look, teenie, its teh drekshunz fr teh potty!” Ai LOLed, den mai sistr wantid 2 kno wuts so funnee, en evenchully teh hol fambly startid callin dat kinda litrichur ‘potty drekshunz”. Troo storee!
in soviet russia, time to talk about CC has you!!
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(mai very nawt-secund soviet russia comment … ai is so proud!)
Awwww…PdB…u maek us awl proud.
I’m getting a liddle mistee juss finking bout it.
FYI, PdB, taht is callded a “Russian Reversal” joek. Jus sumpfin to add to yer trivia collekshun.
Duz dat meen dat wen I waz in Russia and had Giardia, teh joek waz on meh? Lemme tell u…waz nawt so funneh aktually.
thks Maus, fer teh infermashun, which I didnut noes. Ai wunders what kind of reversal jokes they tell in Soviet Russia?
… (*waits for it*)
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and giardia? do not want !!
There are literally a million of them. The most pertinent to our interests:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/12/in-soviet-russia-kitteh-captions-you/
teh Giardia. not so grate, akshualy. had to lern teh parasitolojee in skool.
We were in teh middle ov nowhere at a skydiving competition (I didn’t compete) and everybuddy got Giardia to one degree or anuther - but nobody actually knew wat it waz that we had.
Imagine hao much fun it was for tehm to go to altitude wif teh change in airpressure?
Immodium waz worth moar than gold.
Sorry, TMI.
loworbit poosploshun. do not want.
Me tu , lurn abowt teh pairsitez at SJSU.Ai hab awl da simtumz ebbree tiem Ai luk ina mikeskoop.
itz reely annoying wen sumwun chooz yu owt lyke taht wen yu ask a simplu kweschun. if yu dunt wanna talk abowt CC, just polytlee say “No fank yuz” adn kloz teh door. wii’z will unnerstand.
I let the mormons in if they’re tall. I tell ‘em they can talk all they want about jeebus condemmin mai soul, but they haz to change teh litebulbs while they do it.
WIN!!!!!1!
an thems mormonz, they do breed ‘em tall…