Hai! I was wonderin’ if you had
Hai! I was wonderin’ if you had some time to talk about Ceiling Cat?
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No i DONT want to heer bowt Ceiling Cat 2day!
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atheist cat…Is Atheist
Praise b to Ceiling Cat…Thanq iz furvvest frum lass!
Congratamulashuns!
Iz dis ur nawt second, nawt second comment?
’tis indeed the nawt-sekkund time I got teh nawt-sekkund prize. I r happeh!
congarshumalashuns fer nawt-second occurrence of nawt-secund place. hooray!!
maebeez foar sillybrayshumz, wii kan haz Cummyoonyun?
And, an excellent comment, it waz!
Iz bery hard to fink ov sumpfing witty unner pressure ov “no comments.”
Ur wisdom knows no boundz, Romeow.
Thanq, cum joyn in teh pie partee juss below.
We’re making an alphamabetical list ov pies.
No komments? Know komments.
Concatulayshuns on ur nawt sekkund nawt sekkund!
What?!!
O jess, kum rite in
Ai noes heez watchin
Oh mah gudness!
U wazn’t there wen I posted, but clearly we hab a tie fur nawt second!
O guddy, ai habbent bin 2 da TyBooTeek inna wiel
N since itz all moost Caturday, wee muss go 2 da
nex dowr booth ov pies, cuz ai’m reeelee hungree
Gud idea. I’m luking ober teh menu, and I see dat they hab
Apple Pie
Blooberry Pie
Cheery Pie
D…
Dimpleberry pie
Everything pie
Fud Pie
Grate choklit pie
H…
Huckleberry pie
Ice Creem pie
Jello pie (pleh)
K…
Kloudberry pie
Lingonberry pie
Meringue, Liemon or Lieme
n…
Nommy Pie
Oreo Pie
Pecan Pie
Quiche Pie
R…
(didn’t wii awlreedy start a pie list sum time befoar?)
Razberree Pie
S’more Pie (plz sir – can ai hab summore?)
Tiramisu Pie
U…
Unyun pie
Vunilly pie
X-sullint chokklit chip pie (*momma’s hoam-mayd resapee*)
Y …
Yellow Pie
Zauberflote Pie
Maik pi owt ub da ZF/ oar a pi she maikz?
ai mayk a pie in on-ur ov hur
Oh, dat’z a berry gud idih. she be duin so muxh ub owr baikingz fur us.:) Yu iz berry thotful
Aw…..uze guize!!!
Mmm Zauberflote pie………
pizza pie
pie-monade
ice cream pie
chicken pot pie
pi
dingleberry pie
Huckelberry pie
Itty Bitty pies
Jelly roolz
K
Krab legz
Lemin jewc (veri sowr!)
Moar Krab legz
N…
wha’s “nawt second” mean? firzt? thurd? HALP!!!
OMG it’s prostylizing cat … get in the car !!!
:snerk:
Hi. I jus mooved in nex door. Can I borree a cuppa shuger?
a cuppa catnip?
*there goes teh nayborhood*
Shudnt taht be a baggie o’ nip?
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Yes, it shudda been.
Akshullee, he nawt b tellin u dis, but he can haz cupla key-lows uv nip hiddn unner litturboks
♫ Cuming into Los Angeles
Bringing in a cupple of keys
Don’t touch mah bags iffs u plz
Mister Customs Man ♫
Duz dat b-long 2 Arlo? I liekz Arlo!
Yes, Arlo…sun ov Woody.
Hoo duzn’t liek Alice’s Restaurant?
Mai favrit is “The Fanksgifing Dai Massacree”. Mai fambly plays it ebery Fanksgiving, as we dryve to hoomebers hause we is goin too… An all 4 uv us noes alla teh lyrics too. A niec fambly sing-along…
A niec LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG fambly sing-along.
iznt dat da saym ting as da “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree” wif full orkistrashun n faiv-part harminee?
N da 27 8×10 kuller glossee pikshurs wif sirklz n arrowz n a perrygraf onna bak uv eech wun splaynin wat eech wun wuz 2 b yoozded as evadins aginst us.
Purrhaps ai can jus leav tis litera…. litteruh….pamphlet fur u tu red.
We cum bak nex Caturdai
OK, u cum bak at tew oh’klok.
I shud b gone by tehn.
den we leaves u moor pamphlets.
Adn we cum bak caturdai after dat tu- adn leb moor pamphlets.
We will annoy u wid teh pamphlets fureber adn eber.
(IRL, ai gets annoyed wid teh pamphlets alots)
I has teh plamphlets from Constable Visit (he’s from teh terry pratchett world, mebee some cheezpeeps has herd of it?)
Praiz to teh Grate God Om!!
the turtle moves
whut?
U habn’t seen pamphlets until u gets on a Scientology mailing list.
Mah parents waz getting multiple fings in teh mail ebery week, fur at leest 5 yeers affer I moved owt – cud hab been eben longer. Unbeleebable.
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Doan worry, I’z nawt a couch jumper.
Ai doan mind kittehz on teh cowch.
*snerk*
Ai donut remembry haow teh litrichur gettid in teh howse, but wen mai neffyoo wuz smol, lyke abowt 2 yeerz old, dere wuz a trakt on teh bafroom kowntr. Ai taykt neffyoo in teh bafroom 2 wash handz fr suppr, en he pikt up teh trakt en sed “look, teenie, its teh drekshunz fr teh potty!” Ai LOLed, den mai sistr wantid 2 kno wuts so funnee, en evenchully teh hol fambly startid callin dat kinda litrichur ‘potty drekshunz”. Troo storee!
in soviet russia, time to talk about CC has you!!
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(mai very nawt-secund soviet russia comment … ai is so proud!)
Awwww…PdB…u maek us awl proud.
I’m getting a liddle mistee juss finking bout it.
FYI, PdB, taht is callded a “Russian Reversal” joek. Jus sumpfin to add to yer trivia collekshun.
Duz dat meen dat wen I waz in Russia and had Giardia, teh joek waz on meh? Lemme tell u…waz nawt so funneh aktually.
thks Maus, fer teh infermashun, which I didnut noes. Ai wunders what kind of reversal jokes they tell in Soviet Russia?
… (*waits for it*)
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and giardia? do not want !!
There are literally a million of them. The most pertinent to our interests:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/12/in-soviet-russia-kitteh-captions-you/
teh Giardia. not so grate, akshualy. had to lern teh parasitolojee in skool.
We were in teh middle ov nowhere at a skydiving competition (I didn’t compete) and everybuddy got Giardia to one degree or anuther – but nobody actually knew wat it waz that we had.
Imagine hao much fun it was for tehm to go to altitude wif teh change in airpressure?
Immodium waz worth moar than gold.
Sorry, TMI.
loworbit poosploshun. do not want.
Me tu , lurn abowt teh pairsitez at SJSU.Ai hab awl da simtumz ebbree tiem Ai luk ina mikeskoop.
itz reely annoying wen sumwun chooz yu owt lyke taht wen yu ask a simplu kweschun. if yu dunt wanna talk abowt CC, just polytlee say “No fank yuz” adn kloz teh door. wii’z will unnerstand.
I let the mormons in if they’re tall. I tell ‘em they can talk all they want about jeebus condemmin mai soul, but they haz to change teh litebulbs while they do it.
WIN!!!!!1!
an thems mormonz, they do breed ‘em tall…
an breed ‘em and breed ‘em…
Nebbur hab tu cawl plees tu bork up drunkin pratiez, do. In dis regardz iz gud naburz.
Why do so many people assume that someone coming to proselytize is trying to condemn their soul??? Maybe they spent too many days/years in a church that says that everyone is going to hell if they aren’t perfect. Ever notice how happy JW’s are, even though many people are rude? It’s because they are “bringing good news of something better”.
wii dunt condem soulz. wii tellz peepz ov Sumwun Hoo lubbs dem enuff tew die foar dem, adn did! nao, if yu wuntz me tew kumtinyoo, say so. If nawt, tehn POLITLY tell me tew shut up, plz
woot. ‘3′
trust me, it usually takes them about 5 minutes or less to realize me and mine are the condemnable type.
the mormon mishunaries have quite a track record of telling me that my husbear and I are goin to teh (hello kitty – o’kitty), and we’re corruptin our cublets too. after a few minutes of that they get POLITELY shown teh door. (although, I has noticed in the last few yearz they stopped commin inside completely, and just pray on our doorstep… must be some policy change in the LDS)
maebee ai shud just prae foar ebbrywun heer adn just git awn wif lyfe. ai hoep teh next pikshur kumz up soon so ai kan git rid ov awl tihs frustrayshunz.
dun be frustrated. jus keep on sharing ur pointz of view, an assept that some people will do things different. these forums iz about the best place for civil discourse u can get. nobody will get puncheded in teh nose for sayin sumpin disagreeable here!
ai iz just afryd taht if ai sez teh rong fing, ai will beez serving ebbrywun sum kreem ov angree soop.
lol no soop for u! u can go to next peekshure now, is about politics, so no way anybuddee will get offended there.
OV coarse nawt!!!
Can they luk into ur eyes and see ur sole
like Bushy did wif Rootin Tootin Pootin?
snicker. u sed pootin’
Well, a JW who used to visit my house told me in a Bible study that because I wasn’t a JW, I wouldn’t be in paradise after I died. Where else would I go then?
U no reed teh sign?…no scolissitors, plz!
Oh, but critter, I’z nawt selling ennyfing…
I’z saving u frum ur horrible seff.
howz u noaw ai haz a horrible self? ceiling cat libes in mau hart!
Butt, iffs ur Ceiling Cat iz nawt zactly nawt liek mah Ceiling Cat, u muss b horrible…see hao it wurks?
I’m rite and eberybuddy else is rong. Parently, I hab an inside track to Ceiling Cat dat nobuddy else habs.
Nao, I save u, k?
no fanks… mebbe ai cud save u?
lolspeak off: I have a neighbor who really does enjoy talking to these people, trying to convince them she’s right..she’s an athiest..lol
gud luk tew hur. shez gunna need it. Well, unless teh pursun kumin tew speek tew hur iz nawt reely a Christain, dem dey mae eesilly chanj dere myndz. hoo, boi! if she tryed tew talk tew mai yoot minister, it wud haf tew end inna catfyte!
A friend’s sister was getting her Masters in Comparitive Religions. She LOVED it when the knock on the door came. She’d wind up talking to the people for hours. I guess it made up for all the people who rudely slammed doors in their faces.
2 ub mai kidz fawt it wuz berry funnee tu bate dese peepz wif sillee kweschunz. Maibe dey neded moar hel nd brimstoanz. Lddul heevenz dey wur.
Mai father LUBS teh JWs coming rownd, he invites dem in an tehn “debates” (ok, argews) wiv tehm for howrs. Ai ‘majin dat wehn tehy is drawin up teh routes for teh day, his hows has a liddle blak mark awn it. “Ok, John and Susan, you go there today” “Please, mercy, no, we were there for four hours last time”
ai haz met menny atheists hu iz jus az eeger to konvinsin odderz bowt teihr bleefz az teh Jehovah’z Witnessez an Mormons. Troo, atheists duzint go nokkin onna straynjerz doorz tu enlytin dem, but stil ai fyndz sum ub dem a liddl ironik — cuz dey needz to konvinse.
Wel, ennyway, deze peepz nawt harm ennywun, eeben if sum ub dem annoyin sumtiemz. Whut gibz me a sad iz teh peepz teechin tu haet an blaem odderz. Dat r rong.
A-nom to dat, Moe.
for the love of Martel, I agree!
Dat nawt insyde trak 2 Ceiling Cat, dat jes voysiz insyde ur hed
I fot I waz getting mixed messages.
Ur heering teh stayshunz between teh stayshunz… jus liek HD raydeeo.
joo shuud ware joor Tinfoyl Hat. Noe moar voyces.
Hoo rang taht bell?
Wii did
Didnt yu seez teh syn?
Wut syn?
BELL OUT OF ORDER
PLEASE KNOCK
Maus, r u asking fur knockers?
“What knockers!”
“Oh, thank you Doctor”
Jung Frankeesteen ref!! (CC, Ai lubs taht moogie)
Fraw Beucher!!!
FTW Winnie the Pooh ref
Um… Wizard of Oz, I believe…
Winnie teh Pooh? iz Wizerd ov Oz!
Pai nao uhtinshun 2 da littul bare behine da kurtin….
Moobie meld.
Nice one!
13calvin, wuz yu finkin ub deze?
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PLES RING IF AN RNSER IS REQIRD
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PLEZ CNOKE IF AN RNSR IS NOT REQID
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http://www.winnie-pooh.org/eeyore-loses-tail.htm
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ai lubz dis stowry!
I saw teh sign
and it opened up mah eyes, I saw teh sign…
…an ai em happeenao.
My sign reads “No religious callers please”.
Doesn’t work
Iz alweys tyme to tawk about Ceiling Cat, all glory to Ceeling Cat. In fack, ai wuz juss preparin mai own sermon. Wud joo lykes to heer it?
not yet. ai willz listen tew it awn Caturday.
WIN!
ok, we have a problem, there should be two cats in this picture.
Obveeuslee, one ov dem habs been Photochopped out.
Dey shood also b warein skinnee blak tyes n ridin biesickles
Beware the Watchtower
Mebby CC is watchin hoo iz reedin da Watchin towerz
♫ All along the watchtower ♫
bobdylanjimihendrixbattlestargalacticaFTW
Ceiling Cat, land shark, lol-gram….wut git me in door witchu, baybee?
Iz it juss meh, or duz it luk like evangalist kitteh
habs been sent by Vampire Kitteh?
he duz luk a lil toothy
A liddul “lowg in teh tooth”?
u’t not talkin bout me, r u, Maus? iz ok reely, iz tru.
Critter, r u a kind ov critter that habs to keeps ur teefs worn down, liek a chinchilla?
Dat muss b wat u meen, cuz on teh interwebs we r awl juss teh wai we wanna b.
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Heer, hab a nibbling block fur ur teefs.
Tanks, Romeow! it cuddn’t hurt.
IRL, ai jus teh wai ai wanna be, too! iz mush beddah tahn teh alturniptive.
I’m wif u on dat!
Akshully, I lub habing birfdais, cuz I hab a lotta frenz dat leff too soon, and dey didn’t get as meny as I already hab.
Iz gud to b on teh rite side ov teh grass.
Dat’z shur teh trufe. Ebbree dai ai redez da bichuairiez tu be shur mai naim iz nawt awn. If naim iz dere evur yu iz ded oar yu gon be habbing trubbul proobing yur nawt.
gmawairsgreneshuz, ware duz our avatars go wen we die?
Iffs we sign on and our avatar doan show up, iz dat teh same as seeing our naem in the obit column?
SUMbuddy’s bin borrowin frum Jorje Bernz!
ooh! i can haz be a baby wolf?
the tooth shall set you free ….
WIN!
Jus do nawt ask him to “get tew teh poynt.”
Ai just thot ov sumfing, nawt habbin ennyfing tew doo wif teh pikshur, but duz ennywun noes ware Cookie’s Human haz ben? ai hazzin seen hur inna wyul.
I fink I member dat CH waz on vacashun or sumpfing.
Betta ask JCH4K – mah memory habs teh fail.
I think you’re correct Romeow. An extended vacation in Central Europe (aka Eastern Europe).
otae, dat anserz mai kweschun! fanx, gaiz!
I fink she ar in Egypt
I think sew, tew, two_kittehs. I member her tawkin bout deh
Gypshun cat-godz. (Az uppozed 2 awl deh uzzer cat-godz –
wii b noeing dey awl beleeve dey r godz.)
But wut about Sol? Nobuddy haz seen him ether.
He wud hab had much funee things tu say with dis pikshur.
Sol be funnee and grumpy and salty and smart awl rolled intu wun.
Adn teh liddle donkey {Kaffleen} has tu boink udder peeps on teh hed now.
fink mj iz rite abowt Ejyp. ai wuz wundur abowt Sol tu. Maibe we nedez tu hab a sine owt wen we goze awf sumwairz so ebbreebuddeez noze . Oh, iz Mary ‘O be bak dis weke oar nekz?
ai think Mary O’S be bean back on teh Toosday afternoon. w00t!!!
w00t!1!1!. We (or at leest me) misses her bunches an bunches
Cookie’s Human iz in Egypt. An she iz doo bak awn teh 14th – she went awn teh 1st ov May and said she wud bee gone fur two weeks.
An Mary iz doo – ai think waht Phillipe sayed. Soon!!!
Kitteh, Ai alwaise haz tiem tu taulk bowt Ceiling Cat;
Butt, yuu luuks soe sad adn tyred:
Ai fink yuu needs a kitteh treet,
A snorgle, hed bonk, adn a schmoo;
Tehn afture a nieyse drinkee ov waddur, yuu can goes awn yuur wai;
Adn Ai hoeps yuu feels beddur!!!!!!
CheshireKittehKat duz eberyfing wif a smile.
Datz cuz sumtiemz a smiel iz awl she gotz …
* n a nyse smiel it iz, 2 *
Jahovuh’s Witless Kitteh bothurz u wyl ur nommin cheezburgerz…
Ai had wun bothur meh wyl ai wuz pumpin gas at gas stayshun…n anuvvur wun bothurd meh wyl ai wuz n teh car (difrent stayshun) scratchin lottery tickit.
Ai had tu chays awf a kid hoo wuz selin buks abowt teh HoominGawd.
Ur kwite teh Ceiling Cat magnet!
Patrick, doan u kno dat lottery tikits r gambling?
*gasp*
Ai wil tayk teh fudz…but nawt teh thot. Nom-nom-nom-nom…
eh hem…. i ar Jahovuh’s Witness…… we aint ALL badd…..
Ov corse nawt, Foshizzel!
We juss playin round and joeking.
No disrespect intended.
{{{{{Foshizzel}}}}}
okiez…. tank u!
It iz wun ting to be passionate abowt ur religion and happe tu share ur joi wid udders. But it is anudder ting to be forceful and pushy and arrogant abowt ur religion. We are makin fun of teh forceful, pushy peeple.
At least tat is teh wai ai reeds it.
ooh, Aahz sed it bedder den me *look down below*
I shud hope so! We dont fink we noe bettur then ennybudy els whut Ceiling Cat wants – we only has teh one rool: play nise or go home. Ennybuddy who plaes nise is fine wif us.
JW’s just share and if u not intresed…. den we leeve…. end of stowy
Mah Momcat tawked to teh JWCats and she started studying teh stuffs fur a while.
rly? thats cool! course, i like over JW’s repect if u noe intrested so yea….
woot foe teh jay dubbayoos.
OMG!! It’s Ceiling Cat’s Witnesses!!!
PassionBukkit,
You haz teh bukkit?
Lolrus been lukkin fer hiz bukkit!
At least he will prolly be happee dat u filled it full wid gud stuffs!
*Ai likes ur name*
I sharez contents of mah bukkit wif every1!!!
Yeah!!!!!11!
Ai hadz a frend wunst (herz ded naow), whoo anserrd teh doar adn teh viziters axed if tehy cuud tawk abaowt Jeebus at her… She juzt sed “We only worship Satan in this house” adn cloazed teh doar.
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Tehy did nawt comez bak.
Ai finkz dey *yooshully* goez awai if yew tellz dem yew r teh Jewish. “If it wuz gud enuf fer Jeebus, datz awl wii needz to noe.”
Dey doan liek teh atheists or agnostics much eedur.
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Ahem… mai post(s) r nawt ment to be offensib tew ennywun ob enny relijus purrswayshun or tew ennywun ob noe relijus purrswayshun. Plz to hav yer oan beeleefs in teh HyoominGawd or teh CeilingCat or teh TreeSpiritz or wutebber…. jus doan spekt mii tew beeleeb wut yew beeleeb or to lib bai yer beeleefs eben if deyz nawt mah beeleefs.
Kthxbai.
I hav ben noen 2 b telling peepz I iz a Druid . . . . adn den invite dem to kum
dans nekkid under deh treez wif mii. Dat iz enuff 2 skeer off darn neer ennybuddy. . . . I doan’t think itz deh druid part. . . . just deh thot uv seeing dis old broad nekkid.
I new uh peep in collij hoo sed he wuz (*lolspeak off*) Reformed Greek Orthodox Druid Buddhist
(*lolspeak bak on*) Wii awl sed he wuz weerd….
BTW, haow doo u mayk da laffy fays?
: lol : w/o teh spaycez
O I C — Fanks Lucy!
lessee ifn it wurkz …
It duz! It duz!
fanks agin — haz sum chokklit 4 awl ur trubble
fanks! ai iz gunna needz it aftur tihs post wif awl itz threadz
o hai Lucy, donut feelz so bad. peepz iz oanly maekin fun ub teh wai sum peepz iz annoyin. Dey wud maek fun iffn it wer a vampyer kitteh, awr a smartass kitteh, awr a lil fishy chompin a kittehz tayle, awr kitteh onna keybord. Dey nawt maekin fun ub ennywunz bleefz.
{{{Lucy}}}
yu has to be keerful wid dat, Cw — sumbuddy may taek yu up on it.
If dey doan’t mind going blind itz ok bai mii!!!
i just kliked randum commint to repli. Reemind me to NOT be a door-to-
door salespeep whun is growz up.
@@@@@@@ {{{{cween}}}}}} cud nawt be wurst dan se me nekid. Ai nawt eben dans gud.
Datz rite, nightshayde — datz wat freedum uv relijun iz dat we b garunteed bai da Konstatooshun (akshullee da Billy Rites)
Naow, ifn u wantz me 2 I will tawk wif u bout mai bleefs, n I will b moar dan happee 2 doo sew. But I will nawt b preechee 2 u ifn u dont wanna heer, n I will nawt b krammin down ur throwt, n I will nawt be argyooin wif you bout mai bleefs bein bettrn ur bleefs. I fink itz da preechee n da krammee n da argyooee kynda peeps dat maykz utter peeps nawt intristed in heerin bout HoominGawd ……… oar CeilingCat
Billy rites — is taht teh same as teh Tummy Rubs? Cus Ize good wit dat.
Freedum uv reelijun meenz wii awlso hav teh rite 2 not b beeleeving in
enny god. Sum fokez haz a hard tyme wif taht thot.
wii kant mayk yu beeleeve ennyfing, or tellz yu wut tew beeleeve. wii just tellz yu wut wii beeleeve, ask yu wut yu beeleeve, adn wai yu beeleeve it. yu beeleeve in evolution, cweenmj?
That iz teh diffrens between u adn mii: I duz not b caring wut u beleeve.
ai iz just kyureeus! plz dunt beez bytin mai hed off!
I wuz not biting ur hed off, I wuz just saying I duzn’t b
caring wut uzzer peepz beebeeve. Sorry if I sownded
harsh. I didn’t meen 2. I reelee do like u, LucyPevense
/werdycnan/n1p. U b a brite and funnee yung ladee.
Wii just haz a differnt owtluk on life.
♥ Still frenz? ♥
still cheezfrenz!
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
nao, awn a less frustraying subjekt foar bofe ov us, hao duz yu mayk liddul harts adn myoosik notes adn stuff?
Ooohh. Lesseee.. I has a shortcut on my desktop…
If u haz deh Windoze, klik Start den System Tools
den Character Map. Wen it opunz dere be awl sorts
uv karakters (kinda like heer). Select wut u want
(u ken pik moar dan 1) den klik deh Copy button.
den kum bak 2 ur commint and press Ctrl+V
(oar click Edit, den Paste frum dehn Menu bar)
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U get tingz like
♥ ☺ ♀ ♠ ◊ אּ ﭣ ╫╞ ╗═ ╧ Ặ Ц Ω œ
I’m wif u on dat, mah Cween.
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Fur meh, it’s awl bout hao peeps treat each odder (and teh creatures) heer on earff. Iffs u hab lub in ur hart, and u treet peeps wif lub and respect – I doan care wat u beleefs.
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Affer all, iz juss a beleef. Iz nawt like enny ov us hab died, gone sumware, and cum bak wif 8 x 10 colour glossy photograffs wif sircles and arrows and a paragraff on teh bak ov each one explaining teh universe.
!!!ARLO!!!
” en Aye new it wuz a case ob blind jusstiz…”
Yis, liddul Lucy/Werdy/ nippy, ai du beleeb in eblushun nd du nawt fink it interfearz wif being Christian. Wen Ai wuz yur aj Ai wuz liddul Jeebus gurl but noze naow dere iz moar.
Aslo ai fink iz moar improtent tu beleeb in ne fing dan nuffin. Nedez tu bleeb in sumfing oar hab no sole.
Butt beleefing dat there iz no Ceiling Cat is still beleefing in sumpfing.
I beleef dat we awl hab a sole, and it duzn’t depend on wat we beleef.
(lolspeak swich turnd off) you could even pretend to beleve
in something like a little kid, but really belive in something
else! like, I pretend to belive in the Goddess Martel from
video game called Tales of Symphonia (very cool game)
when I actually belive in God.
did joo study biology? did joo study hao cellz mayk amino acids? very interesting. it sumtimes seems lyke teh cells awr smarter taht teh hyoominz. it awlmost seemz lyke dey wuz :O DESIGNED?!
Biology nd muxh muxh moar, nd berry muxh kemstree. Did yu no wut dey wur sai up-fred abowt Giardia? Ai studeed abowt dat tu. Pleh.
Datz troo 2, cweenmj. I cant tell u wat 2 bleev — I can ownlee tell u wat I bleev n hoepz u bleev it 2. But liek I sed b4, I nawt gonna tell u ifn u dont wanna heer. Ifn u chooz nawt 2 bleev n innyting, datz ur choys 2. N I 4 wun will support ur rite 2 chooz dat.
Naow, ifn u chaynj ur mined oar haz kweshtunz, lemme nao n I b happee 2 tawk wif u bout it …
taht goes teh saym foar me. yu haz enny kweschuns, ai will beez happitayl tew anser dem tew teh best ov mai ability.
Lucy, kin I sez sumpin 4 u reel kwik-liek?
Konsidur da perryble uv da seedz. Sum fallz inna thornz, n nuttin happinz. Sum fallz onna rode, n da burdz comz n eets em. Sum fallz onna shallo durt, n dey groze, but dey nawt haz deep rutes sew dey dy awf kwiklee. But sum fallz onna gud grownd, taykz rute, n groze strawng-liek.
U r spreddin seedz heer. But nawt evvybodee iz liek gud grownd. Ur seedz nawt gonna gro wif evvybodee. But sumbodee, mebbeh evan uh lerker, mite b da gud grownd. Doo nawt b frustraytided – u nebber no hoo iz gonna be da gud grownd. N doo nawt dismiss doze hoo dismiss wat u sez – dey mite b da veree wunz hoo end up lisnin aftur awl. Sew keep spreddin seedz – wun mite jes tayk rute.
O, n rimembur dat u iz SPREDDIN seedz, nawt jammin em inna grownd.
(lolspeak switch turned back on) Aahz, that wuz sooo
cewlz! (Claps happily)
adn teh kittehs awl says Amens.
A-noms.
Heerz where fingz get weerd fur meh. Ai duz nawt beeleeb in teh HyoominGawd — but ai rillee rillee liek teh ideeyuh ob a CeilingCat — sum sort ov guardian angel fur owr fur-frendz an fur-famblee. Dere iz tew menny ppl in teh wurld who doan luk owt fur owr furree lubbed wunz… plus ai doan see it as an “organized religion.”
Mai isshooz wif organized religion — let me nawt show u dem.
iz hopin dere iz ceilingcat watchin over my too kittehs-
dey is like a brudder an siztr to me!
Mai momkitteh tol meh wuns wen her wuz layd up n bed frum soorjuree 2 Jehovuh’s Witlesses caym tu ar dor. Ai wuz at a frend’s hows at teh tym…wuz teenayj kitteh. Ar goggie b insyd coz it wuz teh midl ov Summur n wuz TEH HOT! Wen dem Witlesses nok’d awn ar dor…teh goggie barkd LOWD n MEEN. Wuz nawt norml 4 dat goggie. Dey kwiklee left. Ai miss dat goggie…him crossd ovur Raynbo Brij 5 yeers aftur dat.
Ur goggie didn’t beleef in Ceiling Cat?
.
I’ll bet ur goggie and mah goggies are playin and having fun.
Ai se sebrul tiemz naow sumbuddee sez aminal past ober brij. Mai undurstand Iz dey wate dis sied ub brij, berry byutiful plaiz, fur us tu cum nd den we goze acrost tugevvur. awlmost maikz me crai.
Thaz bootiful thot, bout dem wating fur us to goze ovr tugevur.
Needz klinnix.
wha’s teh Raynbo Brij?
OY! dis post iz gibbin me a hedaek!
Ai can gets u a Tylenol?
Ai am sorry dat u habs hard time wid tis post, LP. Ai send u a smile and a {hug}. Ai sense dat u are very devout adn ai commends u on dat. But jus remember dat teh world (and ICHC) iz full ob verree different people who awl hab a different wai ob lukkin at tings adn voicing der opinions. And itz eazy to joke about tings here – eben religion. Religion is a hoomin institute- ai dont tink god founded religion. Hoomins may effectively use religion to be closer to god or (as all tings hoomin) may use religion inneffectively adn in turn gib religion a bad name.
Pleez don’t take awl ob dis tu seriously, LP. Ai haz a sad tat u are frustrated wit uz rite now
itz awlrite. ai just tayk mai faith seereeusly, tahtz awl; so tiz kinda hard foar me tew joke abowt it.
Best not to spend time in teh places dat vex u. Meks furr teh much aggurvashun, no?
Wii, wii, madam donkey!
I dont mind tawkin about JW-CC or LDS-CC or RC-CC or SDA-CC or or CofE-CC or UMC-CC or J-CC or M-CC or ennybuddy else-CC as long as we agree that CC luvs everbuddy teh same, an doesnt think that one kind of sumthin-CC beleever is rite all teh time. Iffn we start ther, mebbe yu dusnt hav so much to say? kthxbai.
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But then wut wud we have to fight abowt?
Oh….
u cans join teh other missionaries i have met over teh yearz.
they’re all in mai cellar.
come in, please….
Wii awr in yur basement, singing praises tew Ceiling Cat
WIN!!!
?taCgnilieC
tacgnol! wii meetz agin!
A co-worker at a previous job once asked me, based on the length of my hair and the music i listened to, if i was “some sort of devil worshipper or something.” I told her “That would be both redundant and egotisitical, so… no.”
*snerk*
otae…datz a liddul weerd. ai dunt fink gaiz wif long hare or gurlz wif mohawkz etc. awr debil wurshipperz. wai doo peeps juj ovver peeps bai dere hare? mayk berri liddul sense tew me *shrug*
iz agri! iz agri muchez, LP!
Oh Crapture, I waz hoping dat u wud show up!
Teh Crapture! Won’t yoo pleez, pleez, pleez com an joyne us at the cheezfrenz??? Purrhaps hav nawt seen mai urlier mesages to yoo about this. Butt ai think we wud awl LOV to hav yoo there.
For – yoo haz a verree speshul flavour – and don’t even ask mee waht that meens, cuz ai don’t know!!
Corse – if yoo just don’t want to – ai wud also understand. But ai doo have mai awn shellfish reezons fur this.
i has to remembur to do taht frum hoem. i kan get to yahoo at werk… because one of my trubl-shooting tools is soemthink i go thru yahoo mail to do, but teh ofiss fierwall keeps meh owt of teh gruups sekshun, kuz tehre used to be lawts of conexshuns to teh nawty barn tehre.
remind meh by sending a note to (kill the spaces) craptured _ away (at) yahoo (dot) com
What’s redundant?
I mean, what about what you said is redundant?
heh…I wuz implahying to her taht i was teh Devil
“…I’ll even possess mahself if i have to …WHOOAAAA_OHHHHH i got demons runnin all thru me!”
teh faise luks photoshoppered. *frowns*
Oh nooooooo!!!
Not teh dreaded photoshop comment!!!!!
AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!1
Get teh blowdartz!!!
I pray to ceiling cat so basement cat wont get me.
OMFG, I lold so much me almost died
jehovah’s kitteh needs a new job
ZOMG! the comp knows i lurv pink!^
‘Puter Cat iz watching ober u.
DON’T LET IT IN! IT WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE AGAIN!
/me whacks it in the head with “The Ceilingcattower”, slams the door and runs off.
I can has last wurd heer?
mabee if will return tomorrow u be lettin’ me in k?
I find the statement offensive and sacreligous. There are many young men who dedicate two years of thier lives to talk about religion. I’m not asking you to remove it, but please think about how your thoughtless action may hurt other people.
hey to me its about Jehovahs Witnesses and I AM one and i think its funny! God created us w/ a sense of humor and this is NOT offensive!
WELL! In THAT case, THIS message is for YOU!
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-kissing-squirrels-tree1.jpg
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
suqirrals is nuts!
In this I am referring to Mormon Missionaries. Most of which i hope are not pushy
Well what on earth in that picture leads you to conclude it is about Mormons? Or that it is offensive? It doesn’t even mention God, it is talking about “Ceiling Cat”.
Oh, and anybody I don’t know who comes uninvited to my house at the weekend, and asks me about my beliefs is – by my definition – pushy. I know a church when I see it, if I want to talk about Jesus I will go there. If not, you can assume I’m not interested.
Just What I’m most familiar with.
Have you found “ceiling cat” yet?
Gee, Andrew, … U carez ’bout sacrelige?
Letz me share wit U:
2 teens wit “elders” badgr comz to door.
I sez no tnx; Iz Wiccan.
Dez look lyke I stoopid/sik/needs pity.
Sakreledges … In ear of de heard-er.
U has no rspect when Uz tinks you knows best … at 17.
Yes. Why iz dogs permitted 2 echs-sist?
DId teh deesippulls doo dis?
Ennybuddee?
yep dey did!
Nawt, kitteh, akshully ai respekt an luv ceiling cat, bot ai can NOT has tiem rite nao. iz sry. *gently closes door*
Preacher Cat faces heresy trial
Boi, tihs poar kitteh (adn ebbereebodde eylse) haz bin putt thru teh rynger tudai;
Tiem-aowt rite bowt naow;
(Fank guudness Ceiling Cat luuvs us soe muches; awl teh kwirks adn pekkadillowes weez haz donut chaynge hims ♥ foar us.)
my oldur boi gettin reddy to hopeflly becum mormon mishunary nex yeer. himz promises to be polite an not teh pushy an rood (akshully, tehy’z SUPOSSED to alwaiz be polite an not pushee an rood but hey, we’z talkin bout 19-20 yeer-ol boyz heer) wen teh peeplz iz rood to himz an slamz teh dore in himz fays.
rememmer, tehese iz jus kidz aways frum tehy’s mommehs an daddehs an homz an teebees an compyootrs an plai stashuns an carz an gurlfrenz for 2 yeerz at tehy’z own ekxpens, jus tryin to do wut themz beleevz is rite. plz be nise wen tellin tehm to go away. kthx.
hominy mommehs adn daddehs hii b missin?
ha. ha. ha.
jus one of eech.
Awsum! I luvs it!
lol that’s the best.
im an atheist too…jk im a hindu.
What page is ceiling cat on?
I luv cat of the ceiling!
Srry. I alredy knw ceiling cat.
*slams door*