Weight Watcher Cat says “no points left, chubby”
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Dis beerz is gardid by atak lazur kitteh. yu no tuch.
Partee points r diffrent frum regular points – rite?
We still hab our partee points fur Elfi partee?
Congratamulashuns!
Well dun on ur nawt-sekkund!
LOL fankoo. Ai’d laik to sae, wuz juz’ me hittin’ rafresh whut didsd it dis tym. I dint has pre-knowingz ov dis pozt. Ai juz settid mai butt down an’ notizd it wuz almozz on teh howwar, so ai sittid arown’ laik a lumpz0r hittin’ rafresh.
Ai wud laik sum xtra guushifuudz an’ wipt kreem foar awl mai kitiz an’ da owtzyd kiti whut iz rilly skinny.
ai feelz bad foar hur.
Anudder
Bunch of
Cold and
Delicious
Elfi
Fud -
(Gushi), fur
Her
Impressive
Jublient
Kolorful
Lucious
Musikal
Nommie
Oh I’z nawt second,
Partee!
Quite
Randomlee
Succeeding!
Taking
Very
Well
Xceedinkly
Yoobilant
Zabaglione!!
Uuups! Mist teh “U”
We alwais miss U, Ambercat!
Aaaaw, bless!
byootimuss!
Cue Skweeze:
Coooool for cats…
Kiteh tryz to chang himz furz kullur bak to dark-braon. It nawt werkin.
o. Zpeekin’ ov teh tempurchur-senzitiv mew-tayshinz, mai Janetix teechur beez puttin’ up teh notizz on teh emaylz whut sez “ai pozt yur graedz on mundae”. Teh sad. Ai nawt knowz fer shur dat ai gottid a B in teh klazz until Mundae. Teh pleh ov it awl.
Sounds liek u need Ben & Jerry to reskew u.
An Jak Danyuls. He’s BERY helpful in dese sichewayshuns.
Jose Cuervo and Johnny Walker r on speed dial.
Myne haz Lindesfarne Mead.
Wotebber yu wont, yu can fynds it awn yootoob. Or eebai.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5tv8YkrdzM
*snerk*
Ah, teh wonders of teh innerwebs.
AI luvz teh innurwebz.
dis wun taim, I lukd up “Anklosing Spondylitis”, an’ Ebae had teh adz: “Luking foar grate deelz on Anklosing Spondylitis?!?!?!”
I wuz laik, o boy, ai tak 3 pliz.
ankelz spoonlitis. DO NAWT WANT.
Ohai Ambercan – an SJ!! Taht wuz so COOL!!! Akshullee – it gibbeded me a hyuooj jiant nostalgie!! Ai reembered tahm awl! An menee ov teh thingz funnee taht were said.
but HAO did yoo find taht??
ai wudn’t even think to LUK fur such a thing!
Ai juss aksed yootoob for Cool for Cats an there it wus! Ai tort tehre mite well be som kittehs wiv teh Skweez sawng but Ai teher R akchully 2 or 3 LOLcats and Skweez, juss awn teh furst paij!
Yoo sed sweeze—ai fot ob cat hubby wuns had—nayme ob “Refridgeraytr-Doar- Skwish”! Hee hee hee.
Yr VB, it ar mine.
Yu can has teh VB, juss keep yur paws OFF mai Pimmmmmsssesss
Toona? Ai didn’t see no toona. Frijj wuz emtee wehn ai gotted heer.
*fishyburp*
Den whai do u has da fishee-breff?
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U needz a mint.
no. no!!1! nawt a fishee mint. dat just maek it worse!! spit out. nao. yes, spit out nao!! kthnx. heer, taek dis mint. iz yummy-in-de-tummee mint. aka cheezezezez. pepperjack, o courz
Teh martoonies and mancattans reely eeted up ur poynts.
NOM NOM NOM NOM
LAP LAP LAP LAP
U tri and eet moar points,
and I gib u moar pointy ends then u’ll kno wat to do wif.
Tuff lub.
dat wud beh mai KB. He luvs to stan’ on himz hind-legs and hook himz frunt-klawz into my pantz an’ wayt foar me foar skritch himz yed. Todae, I wuz nawt fullyz dresst an’ him huukd himz frunt-klawz into teh bak ov mai unnywearz. 6AM pointyklawz in mai butt, iz nawt so grate akshulie.
Yikes! Bet dat woke u up.
I finkz KB an’ me be hasin’ a talk ‘bowt hims klawz. We haz a lil’ sit-down wif Miztur Klaw-klippur, ai fink.
LOL…I’ll bet u keep hims nails clipped as well as I do TJ’s.
Teh onwee tiem he duz happeh feet, is in mah hair wen mah hed is on mah pillow. Hiz pointee ends end up doing a number on mah neck iffs I doan hab tehm clipped. He’s juss so kyoot, I can’t tell him to stop.
Ai noe hao that is!!
Oh luk!! He’s scraching teh noo chair to shreds.
Yes – Izn’t he cyoot!!
Josie used 2 byte da top of mai hed wen hur wantid mi 2 get up and give hur fuds. Afer hur gotted da fuds, hur no caer wat ai did.
O Hai, RHSB; Ai bin finking bowt yuu adn Josie;
Hoep yuu ar hebbin an OK weakeynd, cunsyderyng awl taht bees goyeing
awn!!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Ohai, TJ iz da cyute! ai luk at moobee. Da clipt pointy endz duz nawt felez gud needur. Nd boioboi, Kinsey DUZ NAWT wAntz da clipz.
See dat yummy bacons in dere!!!
Mmmmm . . . bacons.
All ur bacons r mine
till tomorrw wen u gets ur points bak.
Unlezz yu’r maekin’ sum xtraz foar meh, den ai guez iz ok to cheetz wuns in a whyl.
*sais in a taunting voyce*
Cheeter Cheeter, Bacon Eeter!
WIN!
uh oh…wuz not sposta b porcelain princess fr happitayl comments! darn weirdpress!
(Ai lykes teh purpl avatar, tho!)
Hao cums we call teh round kittehs “floofy”
and dey calls us “chubby?”
Becaws if we cawls dem “chubby” dey claws owr faces awf.
Not to mention sum humans will do so, as well!
(trying not to look around at anybuddy in particular)
Gud Poynt.
Teh Seal Poynt
seals ur poynts.
Oar shood dat B, “stealz ur poynts”?
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**rhsb skrichez hur hed and finks, “Nao ai KNOE ai had sum sushee in heer last nite..**
Mebee we shuddn’t hab been blammingz teh goggie awl dis tiem?
Prolly nawt. Goggiez nawt smart enuf 2 open da fridj.
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Mebbe wii shud chek dere breffs. If it smellz lyk sushee, den goggie iz giltee. If nawt, den kitteh is prolly giltee.
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Next on Fox: “When LOLCats Go Bad”
Oh, butts wen they’re bad, they’re gud.
i wud swich diets. mayb south beech? den yoo can eats alllll the toona yoo wants. i fink. i’ll goooooogle it.
iz truu. awl toonaz yu wunt. yep. Den, yu kan haz no sammich to go wif it.
Juz toonaz.
oh. toona iz onlee good wif da bread tho! *GASP* dat mean no cheezburgers?
U can has cheez. An burgrs. But no buns.
But ai fink dat is teh point.
o SJ! yoo haz great hoomur sense! whew! i fink i am ovareacting. o wells, i needz a good laugh.
Brav kitteh iz standin betwiin mi and da choklit.
U can ask Hubbeh wat happend da last tyem wen hee tryed 2 do dat.
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Hee iz in Intensev Caer rite nao, but wen hee can tawlk agan, hee will tellz u.
;-P
Sum lessons r harder den odders…
At leest he habs finally learned.
maebe, maebee nawt. Yu nont kno hao mennie tymz himz been in teh untenziv kaer. Maebee him a regulur der, yu nevur knoez.
{{{rhsb}}} ai finkin’ ov yu.
Fankz, elfinugget.
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Ai wuz doin okay dis mornin until ai picked up hur fud dishez and empteed dem owt. Ai sleeped gud last nite, but kept expecktin hur 2 get inna bed wif mi. Da howse iz berry kwiet nao. Nawt dat hur wuz noisee, but ai no feel hur presinze heer.
{{{{BraveRosie}}}} ai noe taht emptee haus feeling. Wehn ai had to taek mai Florian in, ai cudn’t go hoam. Ai had to stay at teh farm. An pikking up teh fud dishes. Awlmoast impossibel. An hiz liddle foot traks were still in teh litter box.
*sigh* Hao such a liddle animul can be such a giant presense! An it IZ amazing tath we can feel taht they ar tehre – an when they ar nawt. Eben wehn we cant see tehm.
JKH4K – Ai still has teh litterbockz, unskooped. Hur foot trackz r still dere. (There is only 2 pee clumps innit, because hur cudn’t poop – 2 dehydratid.) Teh kitteh-rug were hur fud boles sat iz still onna flor. Ai nawt tink ai can kleen up ebberyting in won fell swoop.
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Ai empteed da fud boles and da watur bole. Ai removed teh step systum wii had 4 hur 2 get onna bed. Ai postid onna messij bord offering hur leftovur fudz, syrinjiz and insulin (hur waz dyabetik).
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Dis iz hardur tehn ai expecktid.
*ZNIF!!* Ai haz a kry foar yu!!
so teh sad. 
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
wen mai kitteh boi went over Bridge,
I kept teh speshul kitteh fuzzy he liked to sleep on,
n slept wif it pressed to my fayse eben after I gab
away hiz ovver tings. I still haz it.
Just take ur time, Rosie. The hurt will be there a long time but it will eventually give way to happy memories.
The hardest thing for me to deal with after losing mah Jethro in January was a Harry and David delivery box that sat on one end of teh coffee table for 2 1/2 years and was his special nap place. It had a Jethro-sized groove and many claw marks in it. If I had thought about it I would have taken it to teh vet when it was Time so he could sit on it during and be taken away in it, but I didn’t. I ended up putting it somewhere else in the living room, not in plain view but where I could see it when I wanted. Then after a week or so I put it in a closet so I could see it when I wanted. Then a few weeks after that I had my boyfrent take it out of the house and dispose of it as he saw fit. I was ok with it. I still miss Jethro a lot but once I got used to not seeing him in person I was able to start translating my sorrow into fond memories.
Hugs to you and yours.
Um, whoze Rosie?
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R u guise tinkin Rosie insted of Josie? Mai kittehz naem wuz Josie, aftur Josie and Teh Pussycats.
I might have been mixed up with the names, yes.
Sorry. All I was trying to do was offer sympathy and empathy.
{{{{lcb}}}}
Ai fink eberybuddy fort ur name wuz Rosie. Peeps just tryin to help.
Deer RHSB:
Teh ovver dai Ai decydid tu goe iyntu teh Healing Meadow, taht teh Cheez Frends taulk abaowt, wif mai awld blak Lolbradoar Retreivure, becuz Ai had bin finking bowt hims.
Wel, iyt wurked foar awhil; Ai wuz happee tu sea hims adn plai wif hims;
Butt tehn Ai staurted tu criey adn had tu cum bak.
Ai jes gawt soe upsett, adn iyts bin 6 yeers synce hims wented oaver teh
Rainbowe Bridj;
Teh reasun Ai’m sayeing awl tihs (adn iyts rlly haurd foar me tu tauls abowt), iys becuz iyt jes goes tu showe taht weez nebber rlly cumpleetley geyts oaver iyt;
weez alwaise haz teh memrees ov tehm; adn, Ai gess, weez wil alwaise have teh feelyng ov missyng tehm.
(Ai rlly hoep awl tihs maded sum kynda sense)
what is teh significanz of dis rainbow bridj all teh cheezpeepz mention? Is norse mythologee ref? I kinda like teh idea of kettehs an goggies in an afterlife where tehy can alwyaz battle n neber eber has to die.
It mayded perfk sense, dear CKK
{{{{{ChesireKittehKat}}}}}
{{{{rhsb}}}}
Stayin a kewl kat…yer doin it litaralee.
Tihs bees wun Kool Kat-weez keaps her awn iyce wif teh beers anna beviridjis;
(Hers eise bees kynda ambre-kolored; taht’s frum awl teh daurk ales her cunsumeded whil inna kooler bye herseylfe; noeboddee tu staup her)
Hers drinkees bees kut oawf rite naow-No Moar Booze!!!!!
{{{rhsb}}} dat ramyndz meh ov a joek ai hurd:
3 guys were comparing notes on their new brides. The first, a guy from Missouri, said, “Well, I told her I expected her to do the dishes every day. And the first day the dishes piled up and I didn’t really see her do anything about them, but the second day she had them all clean and put away before I got home.”
The next guy, from Texas, said, “Yeah, I told my wife I expected her to do the dishes and grocery shopping every day. And the first day, I didn’t really see that she’d done anything… the second day she’d done most of the dishes and some shopping, but on the third day everything was going just fine.”
The third guy, from Oklahoma, said, “oh, that ain’t nothin, boys. I told my woman I expected her to do the dishes and all the cleanin’ every day, get all the groceries an’ make sure there’s a hot meal on the table when I got home every day.”
The other two were astounded…. “How’d she take that?” said one.
“Well, the first day, I didn’t really see anything, and the second day I didn’t really see anything either… but on the third day, the swelling in my left eye was down enough so’s I could see enough to make myself a sandwich and put the dishes up….”
um, dis wuz asposd to be a raplai to rhsb, but iz weird-pretzld.
Dat sprized me. ai fawt gotz a doggie oar kitteh wif big tung tu heop wif warsh da dichez. Kinsey jus hepd me wif teh shikn soop dixhez.
Er hunnie…renember lass nite wen eye tole u tu put da kat owt? Well u ohpened da rong door! U putted da kat in da refrigadator, an da leftoverz on da frunt poorch!
Mustve been a hard dai yesturdai.
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Ai awlmost put bleech in da washin masheen, but ment 2 put vinigur innit insted. Good fing ai cawt maiself! LOL
Dis wuz supposed 2 go unner Tribble’s comment. **growls in frustrashun**
Nao it IZ!
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Izzit 2 erlee 2 drink? Ai needz sumting harder dan da ginger ayle.
Iz NEBER too earlee to drink!! An heer in TeenyTiny Ingerland is awlmost 8 pee emm, so is bery respecktibul. Wud u liek a choklit martoonie? Ai just happens to has a half emtee pitcher in teh frijj.
Unless teh cat’s had it.
Iz onlee Tree o’clok in da afturnoon heer in mai part of da States.
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Iz da kitteh staggerin and slurrin hur meowz? If sew, den it mai b tyem 2 cut hur off of teh hooch.
Free pee em is teh purrrfik tym to add wiskee to yur ginjah (juss donut tell Paws4Thot an teh odder seeryus scotch drinkers!)
Cheers!
(ha! i hit replai dis tyem!! i iz lernin) iz 3 here too. acshuamally, it is 3:07 peeemm. da kitteh did look liek it was drunk. mayb hur hooman needs to stop stockin up on dah drinks? mayb it nawt kitteh’s fault, i fink it is hooman’s.
Iz 8.40 heer in you kay/ Yippee!
U izz enterin da twilite zone! Do Do Do Do
no, is nawt too eerlie foar drynkz. Ai haz had 2 whyn koolurz (bakardee watturmellin wun an’ teh maikz kranbrery lemminaed) alreddy. Iz 2:20 pm mai tym.
Around noonish I hads some cheez (good Gouda and some Morbiers) and had a little bit of red wines to go wif. Mah soodo-sofistication, let me show u it.
Iz Free-Firty heer nao, and ai’m still in da clothez ai sleeped in. Ai needz 2 get inna showur and warsh mai hare.
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Mebbee ai go owt 4 a whiel and enjoy teh purty wether. Iz ‘posed 2 rane 2morrow.
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Ai seez u latur, cheezfrenz!
U waz drunk or els u had wot wee in teh ole peeplz hoem callz a seenyur momint
hmm, i wud wait till 4. yes, it be too earlee. srry. i hab dem moments to, but me no drink. iz called a brunette moment, i fink. do nawt want to b means to awl da blonde kittehs in da werld. ai am one of dem! ;p
dern-i 4gotz to hit replai to rhsb. oh well, it iz in da rite place anyways.
well, sorta. *i espierenced anodder brunette moment again, dey happen often.
ai finks maybe a choklit martoonie wud help, id4y. Is 8 pee emm heer so is nawt too earlee.
*sigh* okeydokey. but i tell yoo, dis is nawt sumthin i do often.
grrr!! i 4gotz to hit replai AGAIN!! yoo iz rite, SJ. i need me some choklit martoonie.
dO i SPIE leMon soDa ?!? 8-D
PEE PEE SOTA
Oh noez, food poleece kitteh iz harsh
Yes, my eyes only come on when you open the door… honest.
But I iz on deh Coar Program! I can has cheezburger, if iz leen cheezburger and deh lofat cheez, wit no floofy witeflower bun.
Very funny!
Gonna put this on my ‘fridgerator!
Dat’s eksaktli whut Iz be finkin!
yu iz nawt nomin enny moar fudz tewdae!
OMCC! Ai iz awn da Wate Wachurs, an Ai iz gawna put dis awn mai FRIDGE!!!!
DUDE, THAT’S MY CAT, MY PHOTO!
His name is Tiberius-Caligula Rex. Tybr for short.
tuh funiest lol all timz me tink
tuh funniest lol cat ive eva seen