Comments on: Darwin award

By: NOMORESNAKES

NOMORESNAKES — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:16:12 +0000

NO MORE SNAKES THEY AREN”T CUTE OR CUDDELY AND THEY CREEPS ME AN MY WIF OUT,

TANKS

By: moe

moe — Sat, 10 May 2008 23:15:14 +0000

{{{{{{{janet an cweenmj}}}}}
.
fank oo fur sharin dat byootiful vyoo frum up dere. ai haz a happy

By: jd

jd — Sat, 10 May 2008 21:18:43 +0000

Cone-crash-yew-lashuns! Tym to silly-brayte! Danses and drinks all round!

By: Cutelilkitten

Cutelilkitten — Sat, 10 May 2008 17:42:35 +0000

Tank yoo so much, 4 spainin…

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:17:23 +0000

*sigh*

Sew byootimous.

{{{{{{{{Janet & cweenmj}}}}}}}}}

By: Tucatsu

Tucatsu — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:39:16 +0000

Pleeez tell teh anzwer, Pleeez, to Dewey 598.

I lookeded it up, is numbur for birdies not snaekies, yes? Or no?

My leekey memoree, let me show u it — after 30+ yers wit Mr. D. inna publik liberry.

By: Tribble

Tribble — Sat, 10 May 2008 13:23:23 +0000

Fank u Janet. Eye had tu pop in an mayke a comment fast. Didn’t fink bout puttin da linkee in.
Mye own puter, want wun now!

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Sat, 10 May 2008 11:52:59 +0000

ohai Smammie! Mai fynulz, ai iz dun!!

Ai gotzd a B in Fizzy-ollijee
Ai gotzd a B in Cell-Byollijee
Ai prawblee gotsd a B in Janetix but da graed, it nawt showz me yet.

By: smammie

smammie — Sat, 10 May 2008 11:43:26 +0000

BRAVO & @@@@@@@@

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sat, 10 May 2008 10:00:33 +0000

Wowsers, duz oawner ov teh fingure haz a deth-wysh oar wut????

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 10 May 2008 07:21:50 +0000

G’nite!
{{{janet}}}
.
*Tukz sawftee blankee rownd Janet.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 10 May 2008 07:14:44 +0000

Yoo meen there’s lotz MOAR?? an stranjer still??? LOl!!1

{{{{cweenmj}}}}} Ai ar so glad yoo ar heer. An thank yoo fur this lufflee bullolo ride.

ai think ai can maybee sleep nao. so gud nite. Sweet dreems to yoo.

an gud nite Kafleen, lightchld79 an BanaHern. Wuzzn’t taht an amazing trip.

an teh stromberree dakereez and the Bailees were deelishus. Nutrishus? Hoo noes!! LOl

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 10 May 2008 07:07:22 +0000

I just start ty ping adn see wut cumz owt.
It surprizingz mii az much az enny1.
I had a boss wunst hoo sed it must b berry straing inside mai hed. If onlee he gnu teh haff uv it!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 10 May 2008 07:03:16 +0000

Oh cweenmj. This iz mai harts desire. ai will keep it saife awlways.’

Akshullee – ai hav so menee deer frenz hoo ar up there in teh starz nao. but they ar also in mai hart. Yoo noe – mai purrfession wuz nawt a lonely wun – laik ritersz an artists hoo pritee much hav to werk aloan. We awlwayz had to werk wif mennee, mennee peepls – an it wuz so eezee to hav menee gud frenz. But . . .teh moar yoo hav, teh moar there ar to lose.

By: wei

wei — Sat, 10 May 2008 07:03:01 +0000

very dangerous

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:56:40 +0000

Hah!!1 Snikr. it wud bee a dubblol bubblol commint!!

Hmmm – ai think ai am getting a bit giddee. Prlolee ai nedz to go to bed.

ai reelee haets to doo this – an a shurelle hope we can doo this again. ai nebber NOOO it cud bee so prittee – or taht teh cheezpeepz harts awl ar shining so britelee.

when did yoo furst know ov it, cweenmj??

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:55:23 +0000

Adn noaw deer Janet, luk up. Der b a star 4 eech and every 1 uv deh peepz and petz wii hav lostinged.
**Reechez up and catchez deh falling star.
**Handz it 2 Janet.
Dis b 2 remindering u uv ur fren. Keep it in a safe plais.

By: lightchild79

lightchild79 — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:54:23 +0000

klik awn mai name for a fun treet!!!! its a stress releevr!!!! its funny!!!!!

By: lightchild79

lightchild79 — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:52:30 +0000

i will see yoo awl tumorow….*rubz eyez sleepily*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:52:27 +0000

But in teh meenwile, doo we hav enuf blankees heer? We cud tuk in menee ov teh nice lurkers – an tehy wil waek up in teh morning – awl tukked snuglee in wi sawt blankees wi CCC-HSRR embroidereded awn tehm!!! Waht doo yoo think they wud dooo?? LOL

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:49:16 +0000

*wispurrs* cweenmj – ai madeded a commint -an WP eeted it. Ai hope it wil show up sune. Ai wud nawt laik to do a dubble poast!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:47:56 +0000

**reeches down and tukz a liddul floofee
**blankee moar snuglee arownd a lurker.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:42:47 +0000

Yes, ai know. ai herd taht ther cud be thousandz of them. sumwun akchullee sayed taht to mee. after that CNN newcast taht greasycat found – where it sayed ICHC haz MILLYUNS ov visitors eech day!!!

ov corse, moat ov them just luk at the pitchers. Ai sayed – prollee sum hundredz taht reed ar commints. An sumwun – a stranjer came an sayed – “No janet, tehre ar thousands ov us.” THOUSANDS??? ov peeple reeding waht we say? LOL!! The mynd reelee bogglols!!

Oh – luk daun there. ai see deer Melissa – teh furst wun to speek to mee wehn ai furst came here. an ober there iz deer Salleh. Oh. Soooo mennee gud frenz. Amazing taht we ar awl heer togedder. At leest . . .moast ov us ar heer. There ar still those hoo ar missing. . .but we can still see their harts.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:42:11 +0000

I b thinking dat like menny uzzer darwin award winners (?) he wuz deh victim uv 2 much testosteronez adn 2 much alkeehawlz. At leest he won’t have the former problem ennymoar. :snerk:

By: lightchild79

lightchild79 — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:41:41 +0000

*bowing greshuslee* i r lubbin deh peeps! wii needs a nom dizzurt buffet wut iz serbd bai hansum menz oar byutifull wimens.
i seez
A cheezcake
Big cookies fresh frum deh ubin
Cold milk tu dunking dem in
Deh cheezcake
E….

By: LC79's_hubby

LC79's_hubby — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:37:10 +0000

dat …. uh … yah…. cn wii b sayin ochii. dat not sound likes he b habin dah funs 2 mii.

By: lightchild79

lightchild79 — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:35:35 +0000

plz tell me iddaynt sew!!!! wut did he hope too uhcomplish! i duzzint habbing wun and dat story hrt ME!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:33:37 +0000

And there b uzzerz wii can b seeing dat wii
don’t even b noeing. Tehy b deh lurkerz
dat luv deh ICHC.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:32:06 +0000

lightchild79!! taht wuz so prittee. an yoo has such a prittee voyce, too.
Thank yoo. Ai doo feel bedder nal.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:28:42 +0000

*Floofee pawz clapping 4 awl deh singing and deh
dansingez. {{{{{{{lightchild79}}}}}}}

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:26:55 +0000

Oh mai!! An ai just saw Moe in India, an jimm in Birmingham an Mary Oin Peur and Cookie’’s Hoomin in Egypt an Yvi in jermanee (did yoo noe taht her birfday iz awn Moonday??) and OH!! Luk! Teh beeg wun an teh liddle wun. Must bee Jim an Bubba – tehy go ebree whare togedder!!! An – LOL – there iz Teho – an ober there stend. An luk – down south there – ar own Jack Deth. He haz a reelee big hart.

cweenmj. This is so fun. ai had no idea wee cud see them laik this. Awl sleeping so peecefullee. Ai doo hart them awl so much.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:24:36 +0000

Well, dere wuz 1 hoo didn’t die, he just removinged himz . . .
uh . . . uh. . . how 2 put dis semi-deleekaytelee? . . .
himz gene storage area bai plaising it in a ball washing machine
at deh golf corse.

By: lightchild79

lightchild79 — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:23:12 +0000

i r happee tew bee meating yoo… i r a semi-new peep nd i hab deh strawberry dakereez wif oar wifout alkeeholz. plz to be habbin wun…*handing bamahern a drinkee…..kinkee glasses wif awl* cheez!!!!

By: lightchild79

lightchild79 — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:19:34 +0000

well nobuddee iz purrrrrfict! i do hab deh “spilz mai hole lief storee too enywun” dizeez, doh. sew eye worry dat eye tell tu much…

By: Bubbashoomin

Bubbashoomin — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:19:31 +0000

I should have said, Keep Track. Blood tesys and whatnot.
Whay a drag, being in isolation, all sterile and everything. I think Bubba bribed the Dr, to get me out early.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:16:41 +0000

or, furr teh thickur hedded peeps like me, , it meens dis person will die ub
stoopy before he can has more kids dat are stoopy.

By: lightchild79

lightchild79 — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:14:56 +0000

i r awn deh bubl wif a band hoo plaez deh bestest sawngz uv awl tymes an we’re awl dansin!!! *pullz janet up awnuh stage and sings u r mai sunshyne mai onlee sunshyne when ur not happy mai skys r gray u’ll nebber no deer how much wii lub yoo plz dunt taek mai sunshine awayyyyyyyy!!!!
{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:13:37 +0000

It b lukking like dis:
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap001127.html
wif deh aitch tea tea pea in deh frunt.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:09:33 +0000

oopsee. make dat www dot darwinawards dot com.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:07:07 +0000

You can b going 2 deh www dot darwin dot com and der u will b seeing peepz hoo have removinged tehmselves frum the gene pool bai beeing berry berry stoopee.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:01:25 +0000

cweenmj! it iz so byootiful. Luks laik yur confetti – awnleeben moar prittee.
an luk at taht wun tehre in arizona. It’s so beeg – must bee Romeow.

An luk – way ober there – in Teenee Tinee Ingerland. It’s Tidmum an SJ an paul an Ambercat an gibbocat. An way up there – awn taht aisleland. Must bee paws4thot.

An there awn teh eest coast – ai see Maus an cSmall an Philiipe an menee odders.

an luk – there in Meeshigun – that wun must bee PwndBy2Kittehs. An Rodney. an sherakittehvet.

So menee – moar tahn the starz in the skye!!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 10 May 2008 05:58:21 +0000

Normallee I wud say, dis ICHC! Peepull can doo wuttebbur dey wunt on heer
caws it bee majikul place!

Butt I tink mee habbin teh alkeeholly bevrijes on heer wud make peepuls
wurry, wuddun it? An dat wud not doo.

So, tank u verree much! I WUD like wun!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 10 May 2008 05:56:19 +0000

Oh noes! Bad timing! I hope I sended MY letter before you wrote DIS or it sowns
like I protest too mucheth, LOL!

Srsly….menny ub my LOLfrens can attest,,,,I has been a slacker at writeeng lately…is hard furr mah brain too bee teh diligent an I owes letters…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 10 May 2008 05:56:02 +0000

Truce?? no wadder bloonz.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 10 May 2008 05:54:12 +0000

*Seez deh crowd in deh bubbul.
Hai ebbery1. Sew glad u cud kum along
4 deh ride.
*First wii stttrrrrreeeeeetttccchh deh bubbul.
I wuz getting a liddul claustreefobic.
*Bubbul spinz slowlee and risez.
*lukking owt tehy kan b seeing awl deh
*cheezlites. Dats deh litez uv awl deh
*sleeping cheezfrenz hartz.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 10 May 2008 05:47:26 +0000

Sure. *strawberree dakkeree in 1 hand and Baileez in tuther.
Kum on up 2 deh bubbul and partee wif mii and Janet and
Kafleen and Bamahern. Wii will cheer up deer Janet.
Wii b up dere.
^
|

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 10 May 2008 05:47:05 +0000

cweenmj – ai think lightchild79 wud laik to com, too. an she haz teh stromberee dakerreez!

By: Cutelilkitten

Cutelilkitten — Sat, 10 May 2008 05:45:55 +0000

I donts gets it?
Pleez sum1 espain to me….pleez

Darwin award???

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 10 May 2008 05:43:45 +0000

Y doant u bring ur musik up 2 mai bubbul. ^up deh fred a waiz^
Wif Janet adn Kafleen. Wii b rokking adn I hab sum Baileez wif mint.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 10 May 2008 05:38:56 +0000

*klink* Old frenz. An – noo frenz. It iz troo, yoo cannawt maek noo old frenz, but yoo CAN maek NOO noo frenz.

An hao did yoo know taht ai reelee laik Baileyz wif mint??

Ai’m reedee nao. Kafleen – ar yoo coming too??

Where shall we go???