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Darwin award u r doin it right

kitteh haz wun da award awlso.

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stagehanddan

dat one venemously nasty fingernail, I must bite it.

elfinugget

dis gye problee gotz lief inshurinss. Hiz wyf maekd him do dat. Dey azk, “Duz yu do enniefing daenjuriss wif werk??” him sae, “neh, juz plaez wif ratulznakes”

gmawairzgreneshuz

Ohai, {{{{Elfie}}}} haznt sede yu muxh laitly. bizzy gurl yu ar. Maibe da wyf maikz him plai wif da snaikz, holedz a gun tu hiz hed. “Plai wif da snaik!” :twisted:

karen

LOLOLOL plai wif da snaik!!!!

 
nightshayde

Yer gonna hav fun wif teh snaek weddur yew liekz it oar nawt!!!
Nao plai wif da snaek!!!
Y? Becuz ai sed sew!!!

smammie

Butt hymmz onie teh bebbe snaek…C? hymmz gotz raddulz.

nightshayde

But teh babbeh snaek duz nawt hab teh passifyre. Mebbe THAT’S y himz tryin tew find sumfing upon wich tew choo.

jd

Don’t be cilli! Snakies don’t pass da fire. Dey go up tu it an’ cook deir cheesburgers and marshy mallows.

smammie

Smakz dah hed

Wut waz wii finkin? Beebeh snaekz juss kneeded 2 viper teh marshy mallow orf hymz liddie fayse.

elfinugget

Ai kannot sae ai haz evur had sumwun hold teh gun to mai hed an’ sae PLAE WIF DA SNAIK!!!! but …. ah’m shur itz pozzibul.

smammie

{{{elfi-grl}}}
House teh finailz?

Nebber hadz ennywun holdz teh gun 2 mai hed an’ sae 2 du ennyting, butz Aye tail U tru, iffen dey didz… Aie’d pla wif snaek, en juggul elephumps 2.. mai religion, let mii show U it… “Deevout Coward”

elfinugget

ohai Smammie! Mai fynulz, ai iz dun!!

Ai gotzd a B in Fizzy-ollijee
Ai gotzd a B in Cell-Byollijee
Ai prawblee gotsd a B in Janetix but da graed, it nawt showz me yet.

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jd

Cone-crash-yew-lashuns! Tym to silly-brayte! Danses and drinks all round!

 
 
 
 
jd

*groan*

Maibi da beebah snaek adder marshy mallow, lost it an’ dinks da fingurnail looks like a marshy mallow.

smammie

(Puts on troll mask)

Don’t you fools know anything about the correct care and feeding of pit vipers?!? Marshmallows indeed! And worse, that fingernail doesn’t look to be properly toasted…

(drops mask and runs gigloling)

stagehanddan

(sneak, sneaki, sneak),(grabs mask)
(fling like frisbee)
“WATERFOWL”…….”er, um, duck”
(snicker, snicker, marsbar)

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smammie

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
okai Mr. Smartiepantz, werk this wun oust:

Twin cariboo

 
stagehanddan

ratz, im blanking

 
smammie

eh gads! I’m a pumpkin!!! Gotta get some sleep. C ya Caturdai!

 
 
stagehanddan

(bows head) c-ya

 
smammie

gud ting Aye checked 2 C postie…
and the anwer iz:

double on de Tundra

Nitey-nite

 
stagehanddan

is it just me, or is entering a punning contest with smammie akin to taking a banannana to a knife fight?

 
 
jd

Maibee der snaek haz a pun. An if its a poisonous snaek, den it would come in hiss or hearse sizes.

 
smammie

BRAVO & @@@@@@@@

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Sakee

Dont treadz on meeeeeeh!

Me iz skered… Berry skered ;_;. Me no likez snakez

cweenmj

♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
I doan’t like spyderz adn snakez
adn taht’z not wut it takez 2 luv mii.
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪

MelONyx

Iz froggy in snakez tummy? Or is he just . . . . never mind.

jd

Kermy! Oh, Kermy! Yu havv a choice! Say yu’ll go out wit’ Miss Piggy or I’ll feed yu to tha snake!

 
 
friscokitteh

dis is teh ray stevens???? he haz ltz of funneh song in teh 70s ?
mai age…. i b showin it!!!!

MelONyx

Jim Stafford, ai think. But luff Ray Stevens! Age iz in de mine, adn mai mine be goin!

 
Romeow

I member teh song purrfectly, but I cuddn’t fink ov hoo didz it.

MelONyx

I member lotsa stuff, not usooally names. One hit wonders, I member those names, someone (famows) I sees alla tyme? Nawt so much. Iz burden onna braynes of mai frends. ;)

 
 
 
 
 
MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh

Concatulayshuns stagehanddan! Dis ur nawt sekkund nawt sekkund?

stagehanddan

yep, it most definitely was the nawt sekkund nawt sekkund, pity it was so pitiful an example (in comparasion) eye em asshamud by the quality of the others.

somewhat humbling it is.

cweenmj

I thot it wuz fine, Dan. Deh “no comment” skreen ken b berry
intimee dateing. It b habbing much skeereenesses. Heer, hab a chokklit martoonee.
*klinkee glasses.
Cheez!

stagehanddan

salud, (glug)

here, have a hawt chawklit+rum, mai favorite.

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai noe ai am verree layte indeed, but nawt to celery brate Dan’s verree nawt seconde nawt second wud bee unthinkabul!!

so *♪Klink♫* (we ar using mai best krystol!!)

Heer’s to yoo, deer Dan. I thot ’twas a moast werthy commint!!

AN MOE - hai way down there!! ai see it wuz akchullee a TY.

*♪Klink♫* wif Moe az well. Hav yoo been yet to teh TY Boo Teek?? Ai am VERREE happee wif mai Bobblol Hed Kitteh ai got a few pikchues bak. Tho ai had to werk veree hard to get it. LOL!!

MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh

Wellcum Janet! It nebbar be 2 layt 2 sellibrayt!

 
 
 
smammie

Nawt 2B sew hard on urselv! Wuz gud nawt sekkund, cawz udderz cud plai wif teh theem. Iz liek handin oust thredz 4 awl 2 weeve wif en maek teh prittie fabrick.

stagehanddan

damn, you’re good.

smammie

:oops: thnxz,

but iz tru, wii r hear 2 plai wif teh bestest frenz en teh hole innertube, adn U started a gud gaem 4 us.

 
 
 
MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh

I’z been tryin 2 mayk mai furst nawt sekkund. It be hard 2 git! U iz lukkeh dan.

 
 
 
Romeow

Oh hai stagehanddan!
Congratumulashuns!
R u noo heer, too, or didz I juss miss u?
Welcum to our Burger Joynt!

 
 
nightshayde

@@@@@
Gud ansur, moe!

 
 
Bubbashoomin

I es Caped. Bwahahahahahahaha!!
I tink the nasties are gone, gotta keep trck for awhile

altosinger

Ohai, Bubbashoomin!! Hao yoo bee feelin?

Bubbashoomin

Many Betterz, kepps the trax for awhile 2 maik sure.
Tanx fo axing, and tell Janet and others ’bout my post toastie,

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

O hai, bubbashoomin. An oh mai!! Waht a prittee avatar yoo have!!

Ai’m so glad to heer yoo ar feline bedder. But waht duz “kepps teh trax” meen?
Ai thot yoo had to bee there until Somedai?? Eneway - ai ar so glad to see yur smyoling fayce. ;)

Bubbashoomin

I should have said, Keep Track. Blood tesys and whatnot.
Whay a drag, being in isolation, all sterile and everything. I think Bubba bribed the Dr, to get me out early.

 
 
 
 
 
nightshayde

Ebberyfing in lief iz onlee fur nao.

nightshayde

Oy vey.
Eerwurm — ai gibbed maiself wun. :roll:

smacky

Abenew Q refrens?

An we axept teh fings we cannot avoid for nao

nightshayde

Oh
Em
Gee!!!
Sumwun got dat wun!!!
{{{{{Smacky}}}}}
Choklit possum fer yew!!!! An a gold star!!!1!! ;)

 
 
 
 
 
teho

Whoa… the fangs are but memories!

MelONyx

Fur sum raison ai finks he duzznt fanks em for de memories.

nightshayde

Mebbe he rememburz him for teh fangz?

MelONyx

Gives him back teh fangz, he rememburz him fur gud!

 
 
 
cweenmj

*flotes bsi in deh bubbul humming
♫♪
Fangz 4 deh memoreez.
Uv thingz I can’t 4get, jourKneez on a jet,
Owr wond’rous week in Martineek adn Vegas adn rule lette.
How lukkee I wuz.

 
 
MelONyx

U stoleded mai big shawp pointee teefs!

 
karen

duh, i wundrr wut wood happn if i put mai fingrr in frunt of teh snaek……

 
gmawairzgreneshuz