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dat one venemously nasty fingernail, I must bite it.
dis gye problee gotz lief inshurinss. Hiz wyf maekd him do dat. Dey azk, “Duz yu do enniefing daenjuriss wif werk??” him sae, “neh, juz plaez wif ratulznakes”
Ohai, {{{{Elfie}}}} haznt sede yu muxh laitly. bizzy gurl yu ar. Maibe da wyf maikz him plai wif da snaikz, holedz a gun tu hiz hed. “Plai wif da snaik!”:twisted:
LOLOLOL plai wif da snaik!!!!
Yer gonna hav fun wif teh snaek weddur yew liekz it oar nawt!!!
Nao plai wif da snaek!!!
Y? Becuz ai sed sew!!!
Butt hymmz onie teh bebbe snaek…C? hymmz gotz raddulz.
But teh babbeh snaek duz nawt hab teh passifyre. Mebbe THAT’S y himz tryin tew find sumfing upon wich tew choo.
Don’t be cilli! Snakies don’t pass da fire. Dey go up tu it an’ cook deir cheesburgers and marshy mallows.
Smakz dah hed
Wut waz wii finkin? Beebeh snaekz juss kneeded 2 viper teh marshy mallow orf hymz liddie fayse.
Ai kannot sae ai haz evur had sumwun hold teh gun to mai hed an’ sae PLAE WIF DA SNAIK!!!! but …. ah’m shur itz pozzibul.
{{{elfi-grl}}}
House teh finailz?
Nebber hadz ennywun holdz teh gun 2 mai hed an’ sae 2 du ennyting, butz Aye tail U tru, iffen dey didz… Aie’d pla wif snaek, en juggul elephumps 2.. mai religion, let mii show U it… “Deevout Coward”
ohai Smammie! Mai fynulz, ai iz dun!!
Ai gotzd a B in Fizzy-ollijee
Ai gotzd a B in Cell-Byollijee
Ai prawblee gotsd a B in Janetix but da graed, it nawt showz me yet.
Cone-crash-yew-lashuns! Tym to silly-brayte! Danses and drinks all round!
*groan*
Maibi da beebah snaek adder marshy mallow, lost it an’ dinks da fingurnail looks like a marshy mallow.
(Puts on troll mask)
Don’t you fools know anything about the correct care and feeding of pit vipers?!? Marshmallows indeed! And worse, that fingernail doesn’t look to be properly toasted…
(drops mask and runs gigloling)
(sneak, sneaki, sneak),(grabs mask)
(fling like frisbee)
“WATERFOWL”…….”er, um, duck”
(snicker, snicker, marsbar)
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okai Mr. Smartiepantz, werk this wun oust:
Twin cariboo
ratz, im blanking
eh gads! I’m a pumpkin!!! Gotta get some sleep. C ya Caturdai!
too dear?
(bows head) c-ya
gud ting Aye checked 2 C postie…
and the anwer iz:
double on de Tundra
Nitey-nite
is it just me, or is entering a punning contest with smammie akin to taking a banannana to a knife fight?
hed desk!
Maibee der snaek haz a pun. An if its a poisonous snaek, den it would come in hiss or hearse sizes.
BRAVO & @@@@@@@@
Dont treadz on meeeeeeh!
Me iz skered… Berry skered ;_;. Me no likez snakez
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
I doan’t like spyderz adn snakez
adn taht’z not wut it takez 2 luv mii.
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
Iz froggy in snakez tummy? Or is he just . . . . never mind.
Kermy! Oh, Kermy! Yu havv a choice! Say yu’ll go out wit’ Miss Piggy or I’ll feed yu to tha snake!
dis is teh ray stevens???? he haz ltz of funneh song in teh 70s ?
mai age…. i b showin it!!!!
Jim Stafford, ai think. But luff Ray Stevens! Age iz in de mine, adn mai mine be goin!
I member teh song purrfectly, but I cuddn’t fink ov hoo didz it.
I member lotsa stuff, not usooally names. One hit wonders, I member those names, someone (famows) I sees alla tyme? Nawt so much. Iz burden onna braynes of mai frends.
Concatulayshuns stagehanddan! Dis ur nawt sekkund nawt sekkund?
yep, it most definitely was the nawt sekkund nawt sekkund, pity it was so pitiful an example (in comparasion) eye em asshamud by the quality of the others.
somewhat humbling it is.
I thot it wuz fine, Dan. Deh “no comment” skreen ken b berry
intimee dateing. It b habbing much skeereenesses. Heer, hab a chokklit martoonee.
*klinkee glasses.
Cheez!
salud, (glug)
here, have a hawt chawklit+rum, mai favorite.
Mmmmmmmmm. Fangz!!
Ai noe ai am verree layte indeed, but nawt to celery brate Dan’s verree nawt seconde nawt second wud bee unthinkabul!!
so *♪Klink♫* (we ar using mai best krystol!!)
Heer’s to yoo, deer Dan. I thot ’twas a moast werthy commint!!
AN MOE – hai way down there!! ai see it wuz akchullee a TY.
*♪Klink♫* wif Moe az well. Hav yoo been yet to teh TY Boo Teek?? Ai am VERREE happee wif mai Bobblol Hed Kitteh ai got a few pikchues bak. Tho ai had to werk veree hard to get it. LOL!!
Wellcum Janet! It nebbar be 2 layt 2 sellibrayt!
Nawt 2B sew hard on urselv! Wuz gud nawt sekkund, cawz udderz cud plai wif teh theem. Iz liek handin oust thredz 4 awl 2 weeve wif en maek teh prittie fabrick.
damn, you’re good.
but iz tru, wii r hear 2 plai wif teh bestest frenz en teh hole innertube, adn U started a gud gaem 4 us.
I’z been tryin 2 mayk mai furst nawt sekkund. It be hard 2 git! U iz lukkeh dan.
Oh hai stagehanddan!
Congratumulashuns!
R u noo heer, too, or didz I juss miss u?
Welcum to our Burger Joynt!
o hai, wud yu like a bite?
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Gud ansur, moe!
For Now
I es Caped. Bwahahahahahahaha!!
I tink the nasties are gone, gotta keep trck for awhile
Ohai, Bubbashoomin!! Hao yoo bee feelin?
Many Betterz, kepps the trax for awhile 2 maik sure.
Tanx fo axing, and tell Janet and others ’bout my post toastie,
O hai, bubbashoomin. An oh mai!! Waht a prittee avatar yoo have!!
Ai’m so glad to heer yoo ar feline bedder. But waht duz “kepps teh trax” meen?
Ai thot yoo had to bee there until Somedai?? Eneway – ai ar so glad to see yur smyoling fayce.
I should have said, Keep Track. Blood tesys and whatnot.
Whay a drag, being in isolation, all sterile and everything. I think Bubba bribed the Dr, to get me out early.
Ebberyfing in lief iz onlee fur nao.
Oy vey.
Eerwurm — ai gibbed maiself wun.
Abenew Q refrens?
An we axept teh fings we cannot avoid for nao
Oh
Em
Gee!!!
Sumwun got dat wun!!!
{{{{{Smacky}}}}}
Choklit possum fer yew!!!! An a gold star!!!1!!
Whoa… the fangs are but memories!
Fur sum raison ai finks he duzznt fanks em for de memories.
Mebbe he rememburz him for teh fangz?
Gives him back teh fangz, he rememburz him fur gud!
*flotes bsi in deh bubbul humming
♫♪
Fangz 4 deh memoreez.
Uv thingz I can’t 4get, jourKneez on a jet,
Owr wond’rous week in Martineek adn Vegas adn rule lette.
How lukkee I wuz.
U stoleded mai big shawp pointee teefs!
duh, i wundrr wut wood happn if i put mai fingrr in frunt of teh snaek……
consnaikulashunz awn nawt second ty. Singingz nd dansingz fur yu?
o, fanks, gwgs! hao bowt dis sawng:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj7ETgOVOMM
Dat shud du it. Shake , ratul nd role!
Oar mebbe “Snaek, Rattul an Roll?”
*Floting bai in deh bubel. Tradez 1 eerwurm 4 anuzzer.
♫♪ *starts rokkin deh bubbul*
Ah’m lyke a one-eyed cat, peepin’ in a sea-fud store
Ah’m lyke a one-eyed cat, peepin’ in a sea-fud store
I kan luk at u, tell u doan’t luv mii no moar
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* Rokkin’ & rollin in deh bubbul.
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I beleeve ur doin’ mii rong adn noaw I noe
I beleeve ur doin’ mii rong adn noaw I noe
Teh moar I werk, the faster mai monee goez.
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**Teh bubbul iz shimeein and shaykkin adn rokkin adn rollin
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I sed Snake, raddul adn roll!
I sed Snake, raddul adn roll!
I sed Snake, raddul adn roll!
I sed Snake, raddul adn roll!
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*deh bubbul spinz owt uv control.
cweenmj!!1 Yoo ar a thing ov joi furebber!! Yoo maed me smyol heer awn a dai wehn taht iz veree hard indeed.
Hai Janet!! Hop in2 mai bubbul adn wii’ll rokk awl nite long!!
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But reed deh rest uv deh fred nawt-sekkund.
Ai wuz just luking fur teh statue of teh little gurl being bitten by a snake in teh Capitoline Museum in Rome – but ai cudn’t find it ;(
So ai will qwiklee reed – an tehn ai wud luv to com an ride in yur bubblol. Ai am verree sad todai – ai just lerned taht a verree old an deer fren died unexpectedlee -’
an a ryde in teh bubblol wif yoo wud shurlee cheer mee up a liddle.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
I will share ur sad if u will share mai Baileyz wif mint.
I just pored maisef a jigger.
Heerz 1 4 u, adn 1 4 Kafleen.
*Solemn klinkee uv deh glasses.
Heerz 2 old frendz adn old timez.
Cheerz.
*klink* Old frenz. An – noo frenz. It iz troo, yoo cannawt maek noo old frenz, but yoo CAN maek NOO noo frenz.
An hao did yoo know taht ai reelee laik Baileyz wif mint??
Ai’m reedee nao. Kafleen – ar yoo coming too??
Where shall we go???
cweenmj – ai think lightchild79 wud laik to com, too. an she haz teh stromberee dakerreez!
*Seez deh crowd in deh bubbul.
Hai ebbery1. Sew glad u cud kum along
4 deh ride.
*First wii stttrrrrreeeeeetttccchh deh bubbul.
I wuz getting a liddul claustreefobic.
*Bubbul spinz slowlee and risez.
*lukking owt tehy kan b seeing awl deh
*cheezlites. Dats deh litez uv awl deh
*sleeping cheezfrenz hartz.
cweenmj! it iz so byootiful. Luks laik yur confetti – awnleeben moar prittee.
an luk at taht wun tehre in arizona. It’s so beeg – must bee Romeow.
An luk – way ober there – in Teenee Tinee Ingerland. It’s Tidmum an SJ an paul an Ambercat an gibbocat. An way up there – awn taht aisleland. Must bee paws4thot.
An there awn teh eest coast – ai see Maus an cSmall an Philiipe an menee odders.
an luk – there in Meeshigun – that wun must bee PwndBy2Kittehs. An Rodney. an sherakittehvet.
So menee – moar tahn the starz in the skye!!
It b lukking like dis:
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap001127.html
wif deh aitch tea tea pea in deh frunt.
cweenmj. This is so fun. ai had no idea wee cud see them laik this. Awl sleeping so peecefullee. Ai doo hart them awl so much.
And there b uzzerz wii can b seeing dat wii
don’t even b noeing. Tehy b deh lurkerz
dat luv deh ICHC.
Yes, ai know. ai herd taht ther cud be thousandz of them. sumwun akchullee sayed taht to mee. after that CNN newcast taht greasycat found – where it sayed ICHC haz MILLYUNS ov visitors eech day!!!
ov corse, moat ov them just luk at the pitchers. Ai sayed – prollee sum hundredz taht reed ar commints. An sumwun – a stranjer came an sayed – “No janet, tehre ar thousands ov us.” THOUSANDS???
ov peeple reeding waht we say? LOL!! The mynd reelee bogglols!!
Oh – luk daun there. ai see deer Melissa – teh furst wun to speek to mee wehn ai furst came here. an ober there iz deer Salleh. Oh. Soooo mennee gud frenz. Amazing taht we ar awl heer togedder. At leest . . .moast ov us ar heer. There ar still those hoo ar missing. . .but we can still see their harts.
**reeches down and tukz a liddul floofee
**blankee moar snuglee arownd a lurker.
*wispurrs* cweenmj – ai madeded a commint -an WP eeted it. Ai hope it wil show up sune. Ai wud nawt laik to do a dubble poast!!
But in teh meenwile, doo we hav enuf blankees heer? We cud tuk in menee ov teh nice lurkers – an tehy wil waek up in teh morning – awl tukked snuglee in wi sawt blankees wi CCC-HSRR embroidereded awn tehm!!! Waht doo yoo think they wud dooo?? LOL
Adn noaw deer Janet, luk up. Der b a star 4 eech and every 1 uv deh peepz and petz wii hav lostinged.
**Reechez up and catchez deh falling star.
**Handz it 2 Janet.
Dis b 2 remindering u uv ur fren. Keep it in a safe plais.
Hah!!1 Snikr. it wud bee a dubblol bubblol commint!!
Hmmm – ai think ai am getting a bit giddee. Prlolee ai nedz to go to bed.
ai reelee haets to doo this – an a shurelle hope we can doo this again. ai nebber NOOO it cud bee so prittee – or taht teh cheezpeepz harts awl ar shining so britelee.
when did yoo furst know ov it, cweenmj??
Akshullee – ai hav so menee deer frenz hoo ar up there in teh starz nao. but they ar also in mai hart. Yoo noe – mai purrfession wuz nawt a lonely wun – laik ritersz an artists hoo pritee much hav to werk aloan. We awlwayz had to werk wif mennee, mennee peepls – an it wuz so eezee to hav menee gud frenz. But . . .teh moar yoo hav, teh moar there ar to lose.
I just start ty ping adn see wut cumz owt.
I had a boss wunst hoo sed it must b berry straing inside mai hed. If onlee he gnu teh haff uv it!!
It surprizingz mii az much az enny1.
Yoo meen there’s lotz MOAR?? an stranjer still??? LOl!!1
{{{{cweenmj}}}}} Ai ar so glad yoo ar heer. An thank yoo fur this lufflee bullolo ride.
ai think ai can maybee sleep nao. so gud nite. Sweet dreems to yoo.
an gud nite Kafleen, lightchld79 an BanaHern. Wuzzn’t taht an amazing trip.
an teh stromberree dakereez and the Bailees were deelishus. Nutrishus? Hoo noes!! LOl
G’nite!
{{{janet}}}
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*Tukz sawftee blankee rownd Janet.
*sigh*
Sew byootimous.
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fank oo fur sharin dat byootiful vyoo frum up dere. ai haz a happy
Janet!
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Kafleen – hai. Wud yoo laik to ride in teh bubblol too? Ai think it wud bee moast pleasnt fur mee.
Oooh…bubblol rideeng…
Truce?? no wadder bloonz.
Oooooo!!!
Sumwon getted a noo avatar!
Bery prettee! Who iz it?
Yu mene dis wun? Iz Arly, Iz wun ub mai “Sisturz in Crime” uvvur wun iz Kinsey hoo hab wun ai orinj. Naimed fur mistry peepz.
Oh Arly iz SO Byootiful!
Wat a pretty girl.
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U kno hao I lub teh odd eyed kittehs
Duz u hab an avatar fur Kinsey?
Ai hab hur pikshur ona picasa ablum. Yu can se at margyama@yahoo.com. (will hab tu furwurd frum dere if yu emayo)
Tiem fur teh gusheefudz arownd heer. Nity, awl.
I can haz nom?
Ohai, KCC. Iz yu nyew heer? wilcumz. yu leikz nom on da raddulsnaikz? Sum sez taistz liek shikun. but we uzullee hab sum gud grubz arownd heer nd can goze tu tybooteek fur anyfing we wantz. Doan noze hoo iz kepe stoar tudai. Ai fink Gibbocat iz da bos dere.
*psst*
Ai finkz (an ai kud be teh rong) dat KCC ment teh snaek wuz sayin “I can haz nom?”
KCC – if aiz rong, plz to let mii noe.
Yu is probly rite. Mai mined iz leik a sturfry salid.
Mmmm…. dat sowndz nummee.
Er… “sturfry” and “salid” – nawt yer mind.
Muss be getz hongree. Nity
Iz nyew here, yesh. I’m syure raddulsnaikz takes deliccous…but I stay away from dem as much as possi…possy…as I can….
Welkum, KCC!
fank you!
Welcum KCC!
Iz alwais nice to hab noo Cheez Peeps heer to hab fun wif!
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o yess, welkum KCC!! glad tu haev u heer!
Hees a bigg dummeh.
De hisses r never de same.
Snaekz.
Y did it hafta be snaekz?!
Iz indy luck.
Yay – sumwun gotz it!
If ownleh I had seen dis comment 8 owrz befor. I wud’v gottin it.
Indiana Jones FTW!
idk, nightshayde….I dun like snaekz all dat much…
Ai doan mind teh non-poyzin snaekz. Teh rattlurs, noe fankz.
In dis kayse, seemz to be no fangz, eever.
Or a kwik fyre camraman! Still hurtz to be bitten, even wifout de poyzin adn de fangz. Meh bebbeh boi, he will tell you!
Ai… ai nawt noe wut tew say. Wut kinda snaek bited yer bebbeh boi? An is bebbeh hyoomin boi, or bebbeh boi ub anudder speesheez?
(datz nawt spozeta sownd rood – jus wants tew noe if iz purrsun oar pet)
Hyoomin boi. Him wuz abowt three, stepped on snayky inna yard wif baer feetz. Wuz just bebbeh black snake, gramma called em ratters (dunno what that meenz). Bit him three times onna foot, left little horseyshew shapes. Bug duzzn’t complain much, said ow three times is all.
Uhm, hyoomin boi had baer feetz. Mai gud grammar, let me shows you it!
LOL — ai betz teh snaek wuz nawt wearin shooz eethur.
Poor liddul boi!!! Dat mus hab bin bery skerree – prolly moar fur yew dan fur him tho, sownds liek.
LOL – skeered him wehn hiz momkat (ai) went runnin’ at him wif de “snake stick.” Snayky did not bovver him so much, ai don’t fink.
tinks “ratters” iz snaiks dat killz an eates rats. Black snaiks duz dat.
I so scayred of snaekz, I can’t even go into teh reptyle house at teh zoo!
Iz ok. Yew kin luk at teh lionz an tigurrz an barez (oh mai) wile teh kidletz luk at teh reptylez.
Wen I waz in kittehgarden, I bringed a garder snake dat I caught, to skool fur show and tell. I tuks him owt, and ov corse, he got loose.
I got behine him and waz gonna lightly trap hims tail to maek him stop. Well, teh teecher fot dat I waz gonna stomp on him or sumpfing, and started yelling and frowing a fit.
I didn’t reely know wat she waz so upset bout, so I juss caught mah snakee and puts him bak in his boks.
Iffs she waz dat fraid ov snakees, mebee she shudn’t hab let meh bring one. Show and tell turned into show and screem.
Mah Momkat wuz a skool librereeun. She lieks teh snaekeez. Wun ub teh stooduntz had a good-size garter snaek he yoosta bring to skool. Momkat wud keep teh snaek inside teh poofee sleeve uv her shirt. Snaekee wuz happee to hav warm saef place to sleep. Momkat wuz happee to hab a happee sleepee snaekee. Stoodunt wuz happee to hav an adult at skool nawt freeking owt abowt teh snaek.
Hoap snakee dint poopz in da sleeb. Momkat wud hab tu frow away shrit. Iz wurs stinkee dan littur bawkz.
Ewwwww.
Stinkee snaekee poopz. DO NOT WANT.
dis so troo- mai boi kitteh has liddle korn snaek- ustta poop onus whez we held it- kuz skered ai think- SOO stinky- nao usta us- no moar poopz! ai ustta be skered a snaeks tew- nao lieks dis wun- hez kool!
Snaekz is juss liek ennyting els U doan noa clowz-opz… straing iz skeerie. Diffurent plaicez, diffurrent peepulz, eben diffurent fudz. Sez, noe naoz, noe wanz. Ob corz, Aye du haz a prollum wif slugz…., butz taht frum been 2 clowz-opz, adn bearfutz…
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Ai has a big feer of da reptylez, 2. Beeg or small, ai no lyek dem all.
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Wen wii bofe lived at hoem, mai brudder had a fishee tank wif a noot innit. Ai wuz at mai auntz hows wen ai fownded out da noot had got loose. (Loose Noot! Oh mai! LOL) N E wai, ai rafuz3d 2 go hoem until da noot wus fownded.
She terned mii intew a noot!
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Ai gawt beddur.
MP!
ohai, rhsb!
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Snake, it’s a snake, ahh it’s a snake!
Wear’z da badger, badger, badger,
mushroom, mushroom?
Eye lyke ur avatar qwiltee ting Lucy!
teh qwiltee is nise, but myne luks to me liek a swatztikka.
ai finx ebbrywunz avatar kwilteez luk nyse! ebbin yurz, karen!
Dunno if dis will halp — but teh swastika assos… asoc.. linked wif teh Nawtseez (pleh – DO NOT WANT) haz itz armz poyntin teh udder direxshun.
Ai finkz yer qwiltee is purdee.
luks liek purtee southwest dezine to me. Ai lieks it.
The Badger Sawng – in cayse tehre is sumwun heer hoo duzzn’t noe it.
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
Fank u Janet. Eye had tu pop in an mayke a comment fast. Didn’t fink bout puttin da linkee in.
Mye own puter, want wun now!
Snaekee sez:
“Aiz awlwaiz herd teh hyoominz taestz liek chikin. Lemme see if datz troo.”
Nope. Taestz liek pork.
nawt koshure!
Becuz ur hiss, ur hiss iz on mah list
Becuz ur hiss, ur hiss iz on mah list
Becuz ur hiss iz on mah list ov teh best fings in life ♫♪♫
**heddesk**
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Bad Hall & Oates ref, Romeow! LOL
Nice to see u bak heer.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Voldeemort trainin a new Nagini!
Win!
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It doesn’t even have fangs!
Dats wutt I wuzz just thinkin!
Wutt a rip!
I wunts mah money back!
Oh Hai, Kafleen! Haz yew had a niec dai?
Why, fangs furr aksin! I wud say it was fair too middlun.
Or maudlin. Or sumthin.
Lesseee. . . . How muches did u paid?
Nuffink.
Sew iffen wii gibs u nuffink, u’ll b happee, rite??
O-Tae!! Heer ya goez, Donkee!! I gots nuffink fer u!!
Now wiiz even!!
Hey, you gotted teh idea!
Dropz wadder bloon on donkee!
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*splat*
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Noaw I’m ahed.
:snicker:
Qwit while ur ahed.
Sum peeplez heer in mai staet of Kentucky wud sai, “Dat wun iz fixin 2 has a flavur!”
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Mai Suthurn-accented LOLspeek, let mi show u it.
U shud C dis on dyle-up innertoobs. Wen ai hit “refrish”, it takz a whiel 4 da pikshur 2 fully lode. If ai skroll down whiel da pikshur iz lodeng, it luks lyek snakez pyled on snakez abowt elebenty gamillion tymez! \
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Reelee skaree 4 mi. Nawt what ai wanna C b4 ai goes 2 bed.
*tuckz rhsb in wif a sawfty blankee (green to match teh qwiltee), and gibz hawt choklit & a choklit octopus (caramel filling)*
Der… is dat beddur?
*Wanderz in*
Oh, I alwayz wantinged to explore! Wandering past d’Beaker Labs, onlee one lite awn there, donut want to bother him. Pi stawl awl shutterded for teh nite, Krissy’s Beads Braids n Makramay ahz teh soft litez in teh display window. Fyre stayshun lit up but no trukkz, muss be owt awn a call. Hope nobuddeez awn fyre, bet itz a party at the NB!
An heerz teh JCH4K Theatre an Concert Hall. Says so rite awn the marquee! Whut a byootifull site it is!! Fink I’ll wander down to the stage entrance…
Hmmm, sign awn sawhorsie says, “Plz to watch ur step! Temporal Anomalolee! Cawshun, may travel bakk 40-50 yrz” Muss be berree carefull…Leetle dizzee there fer a moment…..Prettee opalescent haze awl rownd me……Oh ware iz I? I iz in teh orchestra pit, an somethin’s about to happen! Hoo’z dat awn teh stage?
Oh.
My.
Goodness.
Dat is for reel Rudolf Nureyev, an fer shir the moozicz in front ob me is Debussy’s Afternoon ob a Faun! I iz transfigured! Nao I muss take teh deeeeeeeep bref. Teh condukter nods. Forth comes teh first delicate, tremulous note. Gaining authority, soaring, orkestrah joynz in,,,,ahhhhh, itz ober too soon…..As teh last chord fadez owt, teh majik spell remaynez.
Teh audience is silent, duzznt want to brake teh enchantment. Den, floofy paws patting an patting aplawz……..woooo, dizzee agin, moar opalescent haze…
An here I am bakk owtsied. JCH4K Hall, ware dreemz come troo.
*Hitches flute bag up awn shoulder an softlee heds for hoam*
Patti-clap, patti-clap…
small possum ladie en da shadoe, nodz hed approvinlii…
moas buyteeiful muzic leebz itz awn majic 2 mingal wif teh nite-dreamz..
JCH4K Hall cawzes rippulz en teh mindz ob awl whu lissen wif teh hartz….
Thx fur sharin teh luverly vizion !!1!
*Flotes bai and dropz cweenfetti on ZF.
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An – mai Hall???? Ai am speechless!! A berre stranj thing fur sumwun hoo will jump up awn ene okkasion whatsomever an gib a speech – offen fur no reeson wahtebber!!
An finallee – teh moast byootiful confetti – laik stars an moons an planets swirling in the far away galaxies. Moast dazzling.
mai obskewrity needs some air, 2nite
so heer:
598
Google haz “about 122,000,000 for 598″ so that’s NO help.
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So, Alex, I will have to go wif
“Wutz 600 – 2?”
No? *Think, think, think.*
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How menny LOLcatz duz it take 2 change a lite bulb?
Dat not rite eezzer? Hhhhhmmmmmm……….
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Wut duz deh number b on deh last fyre engine LCB hyjakk… ahem..
I meen, redirekted 2 deh nawtee barn?
Ok, ok, ok.
RRRRRrrrrrrrrrr
*dat b deh sownd uv deh wheelz in mai hed going rownd.*
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Got it!!!
Wut iz deh haf-life uv deh glowy stuff Maus haz ben playing wif??
ohai, cweenmj
kan Dewey D. Decimal
adn mii adn yoo partee inna nawtee barn?
iz nevar bin tehr b4
i bringin mai “Pearls Before Swine” ablums,
adn Dewey mite B hexadecimal, naow!
Y doant u bring ur musik up 2 mai bubbul. ^up deh fred a waiz^
Wif Janet adn Kafleen. Wii b rokking adn I hab sum Baileez wif mint.
CWEENMJ!!!!!! *wayvz floofee pawz franticklee*
ohai tu yoo!!! how haz yoo bin? i haz mist tawkin tu yoo. i r injoieeng a stawberry dakeree….wunt wun?
Sure. *strawberree dakkeree in 1 hand and Baileez in tuther.
Kum on up 2 deh bubbul and partee wif mii and Janet and
Kafleen and Bamahern. Wii will cheer up deer Janet.
Wii b up dere.
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i r awn deh bubl wif a band hoo plaez deh bestest sawngz uv awl tymes an we’re awl dansin!!! *pullz janet up awnuh stage and sings u r mai sunshyne mai onlee sunshyne when ur not happy mai skys r gray u’ll nebber no deer how much wii lub yoo plz dunt taek mai sunshine awayyyyyyyy!!!!
{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}
*Floofee pawz clapping 4 awl deh singing and deh
dansingez. {{{{{{{lightchild79}}}}}}}
lightchild79!! taht wuz so prittee.
an yoo has such a prittee voyce, too.
Thank yoo. Ai doo feel bedder nal.
*bowing greshuslee* i r lubbin deh peeps! wii needs a nom dizzurt buffet wut iz serbd bai hansum menz oar byutifull wimens.
i seez
A cheezcake
Big cookies fresh frum deh ubin
Cold milk tu dunking dem in
Deh cheezcake
E….
hooz Alex? U iz 2 obskewer 4 mii!
i b liken itz!
598 in Dewey Decimal System
U noez, deh gi hoo haz deh ansers and u askez deh kwestyunz. Alex Trebek. He b deh host uv deh Jeperdy show.
i r happee tew bee meating yoo… i r a semi-new peep nd i hab deh strawberry dakereez wif oar wifout alkeeholz. plz to be habbin wun…*handing bamahern a drinkee…..kinkee glasses wif awl* cheez!!!!
Pleeez tell teh anzwer, Pleeez, to Dewey 598.
I lookeded it up, is numbur for birdies not snaekies, yes? Or no?
My leekey memoree, let me show u it — after 30+ yers wit Mr. D. inna publik liberry.
iz a funneh pikshur but MOAR CAT PIXSHERS!!11!
k thx bai
Ezperiment, ICHC iz 4 not ownleh kittehz but gerbillz, bunnehz, mowseez, rattiez, snaykeez an moar.
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FINALLY found it:
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ohai kafleen did yoo git mai messidg? wuz ai tu informitive? ai sawee…..
duz yew wunt a no alkeeholz strawbewwy dakeree?
Normallee I wud say, dis ICHC! Peepull can doo wuttebbur dey wunt on heer
caws it bee majikul place!
Butt I tink mee habbin teh alkeeholly bevrijes on heer wud make peepuls
wurry, wuddun it? An dat wud not doo.
So, tank u verree much! I WUD like wun!
Oh noes! Bad timing! I hope I sended MY letter before you wrote DIS or it sowns
like I protest too mucheth, LOL!
Srsly….menny ub my LOLfrens can attest,,,,I has been a slacker at writeeng lately…is hard furr mah brain too bee teh diligent an I owes letters…
well nobuddee iz purrrrrfict! i do hab deh “spilz mai hole lief storee too enywun” dizeez, doh. sew eye worry dat eye tell tu much…
I donts gets it?
Pleez sum1 espain to me….pleez
Darwin award???
You can b going 2 deh www dot darwin dot com and der u will b seeing peepz hoo have removinged tehmselves frum the gene pool bai beeing berry berry stoopee.
or, furr teh thickur hedded peeps like me,
, it meens dis person will die ub
stoopy before he can has more kids dat are stoopy.
Well, dere wuz 1 hoo didn’t die, he just removinged himz . . .
uh . . . uh. . . how 2 put dis semi-deleekaytelee? . . .
himz gene storage area bai plaising it in a ball washing machine
at deh golf corse.
plz tell me iddaynt sew!!!! wut did he hope too uhcomplish! i duzzint habbing wun and dat story hrt ME!!!
dat …. uh … yah…. cn wii b sayin ochii. dat not sound likes he b habin dah funs 2 mii.
I b thinking dat like menny uzzer darwin award winners (?) he wuz deh victim uv 2 much testosteronez adn 2 much alkeehawlz. At leest he won’t have the former problem ennymoar. :snerk:
Tank yoo so much, 4 spainin…
i will see yoo awl tumorow….*rubz eyez sleepily*
klik awn mai name for a fun treet!!!! its a stress releevr!!!! its funny!!!!!
very dangerous
Wowsers, duz oawner ov teh fingure haz a deth-wysh oar wut????
NO MORE SNAKES THEY AREN”T CUTE OR CUDDELY AND THEY CREEPS ME AN MY WIF OUT,
TANKS