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dat one venemously nasty fingernail, I must bite it.
dis gye problee gotz lief inshurinss. Hiz wyf maekd him do dat. Dey azk, “Duz yu do enniefing daenjuriss wif werk??” him sae, “neh, juz plaez wif ratulznakes”
Ohai, {{{{Elfie}}}} haznt sede yu muxh laitly. bizzy gurl yu ar. Maibe da wyf maikz him plai wif da snaikz, holedz a gun tu hiz hed. “Plai wif da snaik!”
LOLOLOL plai wif da snaik!!!!
Yer gonna hav fun wif teh snaek weddur yew liekz it oar nawt!!!
Nao plai wif da snaek!!!
Y? Becuz ai sed sew!!!
Butt hymmz onie teh bebbe snaek…C? hymmz gotz raddulz.
But teh babbeh snaek duz nawt hab teh passifyre. Mebbe THAT’S y himz tryin tew find sumfing upon wich tew choo.
Don’t be cilli! Snakies don’t pass da fire. Dey go up tu it an’ cook deir cheesburgers and marshy mallows.
Smakz dah hed
Wut waz wii finkin? Beebeh snaekz juss kneeded 2 viper teh marshy mallow orf hymz liddie fayse.
Ai kannot sae ai haz evur had sumwun hold teh gun to mai hed an’ sae PLAE WIF DA SNAIK!!!! but …. ah’m shur itz pozzibul.
{{{elfi-grl}}}
House teh finailz?
Nebber hadz ennywun holdz teh gun 2 mai hed an’ sae 2 du ennyting, butz Aye tail U tru, iffen dey didz… Aie’d pla wif snaek, en juggul elephumps 2.. mai religion, let mii show U it… “Deevout Coward”
ohai Smammie! Mai fynulz, ai iz dun!!
Ai gotzd a B in Fizzy-ollijee
Ai gotzd a B in Cell-Byollijee
Ai prawblee gotsd a B in Janetix but da graed, it nawt showz me yet.
Cone-crash-yew-lashuns! Tym to silly-brayte! Danses and drinks all round!
*groan*
Maibi da beebah snaek adder marshy mallow, lost it an’ dinks da fingurnail looks like a marshy mallow.
(Puts on troll mask)
Don’t you fools know anything about the correct care and feeding of pit vipers?!? Marshmallows indeed! And worse, that fingernail doesn’t look to be properly toasted…
(drops mask and runs gigloling)
(sneak, sneaki, sneak),(grabs mask)
(fling like frisbee)
“WATERFOWL”…….”er, um, duck”
(snicker, snicker, marsbar)
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okai Mr. Smartiepantz, werk this wun oust:
Twin cariboo
ratz, im blanking
eh gads! I’m a pumpkin!!! Gotta get some sleep. C ya Caturdai!
too dear?
(bows head) c-ya
gud ting Aye checked 2 C postie…
and the anwer iz:
double on de Tundra
Nitey-nite
is it just me, or is entering a punning contest with smammie akin to taking a banannana to a knife fight?
hed desk!
Maibee der snaek haz a pun. An if its a poisonous snaek, den it would come in hiss or hearse sizes.
BRAVO & @@@@@@@@
Dont treadz on meeeeeeh!
Me iz skered… Berry skered ;_;. Me no likez snakez
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
I doan’t like spyderz adn snakez
adn taht’z not wut it takez 2 luv mii.
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
Iz froggy in snakez tummy? Or is he just . . . . never mind.
Kermy! Oh, Kermy! Yu havv a choice! Say yu’ll go out wit’ Miss Piggy or I’ll feed yu to tha snake!
dis is teh ray stevens???? he haz ltz of funneh song in teh 70s ?
mai age…. i b showin it!!!!
Jim Stafford, ai think. But luff Ray Stevens! Age iz in de mine, adn mai mine be goin!
I member teh song purrfectly, but I cuddn’t fink ov hoo didz it.
I member lotsa stuff, not usooally names. One hit wonders, I member those names, someone (famows) I sees alla tyme? Nawt so much. Iz burden onna braynes of mai frends.
Concatulayshuns stagehanddan! Dis ur nawt sekkund nawt sekkund?
yep, it most definitely was the nawt sekkund nawt sekkund, pity it was so pitiful an example (in comparasion) eye em asshamud by the quality of the others.
somewhat humbling it is.
I thot it wuz fine, Dan. Deh “no comment” skreen ken b berry
intimee dateing. It b habbing much skeereenesses. Heer, hab a chokklit martoonee.
*klinkee glasses.
Cheez!
salud, (glug)
here, have a hawt chawklit+rum, mai favorite.
Mmmmmmmmm. Fangz!!
Ai noe ai am verree layte indeed, but nawt to celery brate Dan’s verree nawt seconde nawt second wud bee unthinkabul!!
so *♪Klink♫* (we ar using mai best krystol!!)
Heer’s to yoo, deer Dan. I thot ’twas a moast werthy commint!!
AN MOE - hai way down there!! ai see it wuz akchullee a TY.
*♪Klink♫* wif Moe az well. Hav yoo been yet to teh TY Boo Teek?? Ai am VERREE happee wif mai Bobblol Hed Kitteh ai got a few pikchues bak. Tho ai had to werk veree hard to get it. LOL!!
Wellcum Janet! It nebbar be 2 layt 2 sellibrayt!
Nawt 2B sew hard on urselv! Wuz gud nawt sekkund, cawz udderz cud plai wif teh theem. Iz liek handin oust thredz 4 awl 2 weeve wif en maek teh prittie fabrick.
damn, you’re good.
but iz tru, wii r hear 2 plai wif teh bestest frenz en teh hole innertube, adn U started a gud gaem 4 us.
I’z been tryin 2 mayk mai furst nawt sekkund. It be hard 2 git! U iz lukkeh dan.
Oh hai stagehanddan!
Congratumulashuns!
R u noo heer, too, or didz I juss miss u?
Welcum to our Burger Joynt!
o hai, wud yu like a bite?
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Gud ansur, moe!
For Now
I es Caped. Bwahahahahahahaha!!
I tink the nasties are gone, gotta keep trck for awhile
Ohai, Bubbashoomin!! Hao yoo bee feelin?
Many Betterz, kepps the trax for awhile 2 maik sure.
Tanx fo axing, and tell Janet and others ’bout my post toastie,
O hai, bubbashoomin. An oh mai!! Waht a prittee avatar yoo have!!
Ai’m so glad to heer yoo ar feline bedder. But waht duz “kepps teh trax” meen?
Ai thot yoo had to bee there until Somedai?? Eneway - ai ar so glad to see yur smyoling fayce.
I should have said, Keep Track. Blood tesys and whatnot.
Whay a drag, being in isolation, all sterile and everything. I think Bubba bribed the Dr, to get me out early.
Ebberyfing in lief iz onlee fur nao.
Oy vey.
Eerwurm — ai gibbed maiself wun.
Abenew Q refrens?
An we axept teh fings we cannot avoid for nao
Oh
Em
Gee!!!
Sumwun got dat wun!!!
{{{{{Smacky}}}}}
Choklit possum fer yew!!!! An a gold star!!!1!!
Whoa… the fangs are but memories!
Fur sum raison ai finks he duzznt fanks em for de memories.
Mebbe he rememburz him for teh fangz?
Gives him back teh fangz, he rememburz him fur gud!
*flotes bsi in deh bubbul humming
♫♪
Fangz 4 deh memoreez.
Uv thingz I can’t 4get, jourKneez on a jet,
Owr wond’rous week in Martineek adn Vegas adn rule lette.
How lukkee I wuz.
U stoleded mai big shawp pointee teefs!
duh, i wundrr wut wood happn if i put mai fingrr in frunt of teh snaek……