Communist cat
Communist cat misunderstands “party”.
da real partee iz down da hall…
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Why no one come to mah parteh?
I has a sad
donut be sad 2 kittehs, u gotz teh tawp spot!
I ar not sad, but kitteh luks sad
fanks ln
we should haz a caturday eve parteh
wid drinkees and danses
Eyev got an eleventy-gazillion gallon barrul of martooni for da caturday eve party.
Kitteh juzt bringd teh wun red baloon whut wuz left aftur teh 99 red balounz maekd WW3 happin.
Ai thot the otha 99 red babaloons had tuna juice inside.
Is ok. I snuk up on dat cat and snuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgled her until she purred and purred and looked soo cute my brains splorted. We had trubl finding the pieces in all the red, tho.
cuz gang of four sent dem all to prizon camps
To teh googielog prison?
♫ Mother Russia, she cries for you ♫
(puts on his best Sisters of Mercy voice):
We serve an old man in a dry season
A lighthouse keeper in the desert sun
Dreamers of sleepers and white treason
We dream of rain and the history of the gun
There’s a lighthouse in the middle of Prussia
A white house in a red square
I’m living in films for the sake of Russia
A Kino Runner for the DDR
And the fifty-two daughters of the revolution
Turn the gold to chrome
Gift… nothing to lose
Stuck inside of Memphis with the mobile home, sing
Oh hai, JD. Here’s teh ref I was
trollinglooking for:Punished for his written thoughts
Starving for his fame
Working blindly, building blocks
Number for a name, his blood flows frozen to the snow
Red blood, white snow
He knows frozen rivers won’t flow
So cold, so true
Mother Russia – he cries for you
Burgers for teh naem of teh band…
Tha google kitteh ses: Renaissance
I sed dat an teh sawng nayme an werdpretzel eetid it
Nd did ennybuddee figyur owt wy WP gabe us da abatarz ub owr chois uvvr dai, den taik awai agen?
Cos kittehs NEVER do anything that hoomans expect?
Romeow!!! iz dat u?!?!?!!!?????
Yesh, I duz beleev dat be Romeow.
Aihaz ass (!!) acsnd asnde moved tu hi-r playn uv Xis tence. Am CC nao!
Concatulayshuns on ur nawt sekkund!
mao!
m(rrr)-aaooo?
Whares teh chairman?
I iz hazzin to oust teh chair man from tihs berree chair I be sittin in. Chair man fat an snooorglee!
I jess ousted Hazel-I tryin tew type an eet teh baycon/dolcelate sammidge in mah pyooter chair-she sez ” Merraow” I sez “No-Mao”
rn’t u supposed to obey teh kitteh? —->
I did-after a eetid awl mah sammidge up
..Wuz teh lemmee in..lemmee owt ..gayme
Ohai tidmum,
I b noeing dat game. It goez like dis:
cweenmj.wordpress.com/poems-stuff/sandy/
(wif deh aitch tea tea pea stuff in frunt.)
Da Mr TM muss be awai. Sownz liek yu ar lib ona sammeez. Nd Ai betz dey iz awn da wite smooshy bredz tu. Nom. Ai nebbur getz dat kined n e moar. Oh, yu wuz lait yestdy tu sai teh crispz wuz da bingur kined. Den it wuz tu lati tu go getting sum. ai eted a hole bag wun tiem . Mouf wuz sore fur 3 daiz.
Naw. Himz hoam-Ai jess didnt fancy enneefing else.
I fergettid tew eet teh dins ai cukked lass nite-wuz Chikkin karai.
Iz still inna frij.
Nebber cukked fer us tewnite-Mr Tm had a big lunch.
.
I lubs teh salt an binnigar crisps-mah favrit flabur
him n sammy an dean is warmin up backstage at teh Sands
Hez bored.
Hez teh chairman uf da Bored.
he’s a lengthy monolog n he’s livvin like a dog n he’z bored?
Mao?
Nawt Lenin? Nawt Cyrillik NEwayz!
All Hail Marx and Lennon!
*If you get teh ref, yoo gets mai eternal admiration*
*Well, aftur a GoogLol, meebe you gets sumfing else. Impress me, peeps!*
*Nawt googlolin, nawt peekin*
Um, it cudda been Bertold Brecht if he’d lived lawng enuff?
Firesign Theatre
Duzznt tehy meet at the old Same place?
Hao can u b in tew places at once wen ur nawt ennyware at all?
.
*Mah Grandpa-In-Law iz Harpo – IRL*
Romeow, r u seriouslee?? IRL??????? “Ken I touch u????” (An if Maus getz that ref he has mai eternal admirashun!
Us geeks gotta stick together…
Oopps. Sry. I haz sum sooper-gloo in mai pockit….
I be happee tew set it awn fyre 4 u?
We be habbing so menny fyrmenz cumming tu owr resku awlatiem, maibe we nedez sum cunstrukshun giiz tu fikz wutz bin burnt?
Bee carefull GWGS. Yoo miet gets wut yoo wishes fer…
Ohhh, howz bout wii build a ICHC fire howz rite next tu da nawtee barn? Dat wai wii alwaiz haz fire menz availabull!! An, az added bonus, wii haz construction wurkerz around buildin de firehowz!
Izzn’t da nawtee barn Janet’s? Wii need tu ask Janet furst. Janet u heer?
Den we can has dem fikz up da dans flor ina NB nd prollee fink ub menny uvvur projekz tu kepe dem emploid. Nd wut du yu spoze Maus finkz Ai’m wish fur?
Ai finkz wii shud alsew put in a swimmin pool — an den wii kin hab teh liefgardz — boaf teh gurl wunz an teh boi wunz.
Aiz nawt shoor y ai yoozed teh : evil : smiley — wuz rillee meening moar “mischief” dan “ebil.”
Sew – plz to replace teh ebil smiley wif
maebee yu ment : twisted
bleh! ai didn/t meen foar taht furst smilly tew be dere!
sumur iz a cumin in(lewdly sing cuku) so maibe we nedez da pool b4 sum ub teh uvvur fingz. Da liefgardz iz awlwaiz pritty in dere liddul spedoz. Nd Ai nebbur lurn tu swim so wil nede tu be resku awl da tiem.;)
An wii can haz pool boi tu cleen da pool!! Whoo Hoo!!
Lyfe gardz, pool boiz, fyre menz, dis jus gitz
bedder adn bedder.
Yup, Harpo’s daughter (Minnie) and hubby (mah sweetie’s parents) were juss heer last weekend. Harpo had 4 kids – awl dopted, and she waz teh onwee girl. Her brudder Bill Marx iz an entertainer dat plays piano and libs in Palm Springs area.
*BowsBowsBowsBows*
Cool Beans!
*I iz speeeeechlessssss*
*Which a lot of peeps wud proly fink wuz a gud fing*
Ya kno, I fot it waz cool, too.
Teh fambly keeps it quiet fur sum reason. I must hab known mah sweetie furat leest a yeer before I knew who hims Grandpa waz (eben though hims middle naem is Marx – I neber gabe it a fot).
Minnie has played tennis fur yeers and yeers, and teh women she plays wif didn’t know who her Dadcat waz, until they saw her on a thing on TV.
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Mah parents told meh TONS ov storees bout their fambly, so I fot dat awl parents told storees liek dat to teh kids. Minnie neber told her kids lots ov storees like dat fur sum reason. I doan understand it, but dat’s teh wai it is. Iffs I ask her a question, she’ll alwais tell me a storee bout it. But, it’s juss different than teh wai mah family didz it.
Too dis dai, Minnie can’t listen to enny ov her Dad’s musik because it maeks her too sad.
Wow! It’s funny, Moe Howard’s niece’s family (see below) was the same way. “No big deal”. In fact, to this day, they down-play it. It’s actually cool and fitting.
Anyway, I was goung to write a some kind of fan rant about Gran’Pa Arthur. But I won’t. Thank you SO MUCH for sharing.
Minnie? Then she is named after her grandmother?! Cool! there’s a musical called “Minnie’s Boys” about those 4 or 5 crazy guys!
O hai Maus. Ai hav come. An I see. Ai see far moar tahn ai thot ai wud see.
Yourself – yoo ar showing me it!!
Harpo’s wife waz a Ziegfeld Follies girl.
She passed a few yeers ago.
Mr. Arthur was such an amazing actor, musician, oh heck… you know. For better or worse, he inspired so many of us. WOW! I sound like a FAN or something…
I’ll bet u kno a lot moar bout him and hims work than I do.
.
I lub to b round Billy Marx cuz he tells lots ov storees – and he’s a gud storee teller. He keeps meh laughing awl dai.
I bet. Thanks again, friend!
Wow,
Maybe dis is too late in tred, but I alwaz has soft spot for Harpo. I read his book “Harpo Speaks” and tought it very kewl that hims wife was Susan (like moi). He seemed like such a nice, kind, funny man. The pics of him as an older man looked just like my grandpa too.
I iz impressed, and glad you appreciate da fambly hiztory. If’n you haz kidlets you can make sure they know too.
Oh, um… also… the Firesign ref was good too. Not too many of us left…
Srysly! No S##t?!
I bows to yer superi… sepurio… um… bedderness!
*Really?*
An yoo gets elebenty bazillion burgers fer lief…
*Really?*
I was in high school wif Moe Howards niece. She thought it was silly, but this was 1974, when “those guys” were hasing a bit of a re-discovery
*Really?*
lief = ref
Pardon my cat-liek typin…
Lief Erikson?
Reely?
I’ve seen a LOT ov Free Stooges!
*whispers*
Maus…doan tell ennybody dat I never seed a Marx Bros. moobie awl teh wai froo. They had Free Stooges and Laural & Hardy on TV wen I waz a kid.
’sokeh. Yer ’splanation ubuv is reeveeling.
A Stooges “story”. I am a fan of Top Chef and Hells Kitchen and Ransey’s Kitchen Nightmares, etc. I keep wanting an episode where they have to make canapes. Then I could say “Can o’ Peas, Can o’ Peas”
*WhoopWhoopWhoopWhoopWhoopWhoopWhoopWhoop*
Ooooo…I lub Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares!
I haven’t seen the other two.
Can o’ Peas LOL
And ai liek Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares!!! an ai don’t know teh odder two
Mai sister Pyzi told mee to watch. Just think – there we awl ar – watching it togedder – yet literallee thousandz of myols apart.
Stranj. Laik when Gayla34 an ai used to watch “Dansing wif teh Stars” (giltee pleasure)
to gedder apart.
gmta!
lol. lambda(SAMS)=lambda(lolnascar) we is on same wavelength
It took nine-ever (longer dan forever), but ai jus got dis.
LOL!!!
Mai ignerrance, letz mii parayde it agin, whutz “gmta”?? Iz waited lawng tyme to figger it owt an epic falez…
grate mindz think alike
grate mindz tink alike?
Ai noed bowt gmta but shur got losted abowt lambda. In fak , iz Greek tu me.
Para bailar LaBamba.
No, nawt Greek – iz Spanish.
I can speak all teh languages in teh whole world. Except Greek.
@@@@@
“…well, it’s Greek to Me….”
‘Tis teh smartie trap.
Kafleen – Yoo ar SOOOOO funnee!!! Ai reelee to hart yoo!!
Canta y no llores! ♫ nd letz se if dis finely wrukz fur me.
yay! nawt secund tiem it duz!
Iz maiB teh lambdas r the rams, adn teh lambmums r teh ewes?
otak, hooz birfday iz it?
ohai, zauberflote!
but ai eeted it 
ai mayded yu a pie!
but ai naymed teh pie after yu, iz taht otae?
Ohai Lucy, I ssed it a minimit ago! Fankz!!!
I wuz bakuuumin up teh crummz wif mai snorglebac, an teh wuz yummy!
Lucy, u no I spent awl lass nite tryin to rememember which wuz Prince Caspian. Sew, teh P kidz come bak tew roo-inz ob Cair Paravel, and there’s teh DLF, an, an, Lucy seez Aslan in teh moomlite? an, um, Caspian barely excapez wif his lief frum hiz uncle? Hiz tutor sends him awai? An den ware he goez?
he fawlz intew teh kayv ware teh DLF, teh badger, adn teh ovver dwarf live. teh next dae he iz introduced teh teh rest ov teh Narnianz adn taht nyte dey hold a war kounsel adn teh tuter gai kums bumblin intew teh middle ov it adn dey awl run tew Aslan’s How/Teh Stone Taybul. dey have a kuple ov battlez aginst teh Telmarinez adn mostlee looz. dem Caspian blowz teh horn adn it kawlz teh 4 Ps tew Cair Paravel. tehn teh DLF kums alawng, duelz wif Edmund, trys archery aginst Susan, adn iz heeled bai Lucy. dem dey tayk a lawng tyme gitten bak tew Aslan’s How (eventually Aslan has tew tayk dem dere himself), dey fyte aginst teh Telmarines, teh treez kum alive, teh Telmarinez go kwayzee. Aslan ebbrywun bak ware dey belawng. taht iz abowt teh hole book inna nutshell.
ai just red it!
*99 red ballons go by*
I onlee gots one left
Dats cause of ur poyntee ends.
aha. teh Nena luftballons r flyin’.
oh sheesh, hoo need so menee buloon?
Meny yeers ago, wen I came hoam to mah partment, I saw mah kitteh sitting on teh floor, and a baloon hoovering over her hed. Turns out, teh balloon had lost enuff heelium to cum down to ware she cud grab teh string. She prolly grabbed it and tehn cudn’t spit it owt.
.
I, eber so slowly and gently, pulled on teh string. It awl came out, and eberyfing waz fine. At dat tiem, I had neber herd ov such a fing. Nao I kno teh dangers ov string. Plus, I kno nawt to pull it iffs it’s cuming out ov teh odder end. Mah ignance – let me show u it.
Wun uv owr kittehz lubs teh balloonz. He duz nawt trai to eet teh string — he jus grabz wif himz mouf an carries teh balloonz awl ober teh howse. Wen he getz himself awl werked up trying to get teh balloon datz tew far ober himz hed, ai tiez teh string to himz collar (wif a slipnawt) sew himz kin walk arownd wiffowt losing himz balloon. He *yoozhully* relaxes den an goez to sleep wif teh balloon watchin ober him.
Hyoominkitteh noez when she seez 2 balloonz dat wun is fur her, and wun is fur Spot.
Ai noez nao dat wen ai getz a balloon fur my hyoominkitteh, ai haz to get wun fur Spot tew.
Awwww…u needz pikshur and catshun!
Dat wud b SO cute!
Sum kittehs needz a blankee, and sum needz a balloon.
Ask an yew shall reseeb…
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1111363
(add yer oan h t t p : / / )
That’s teh BEST!
So kyoot!
nightshayde, u haz a bery bootiful ketteh.
Oooh, iz a macraymay! Iz onlee one party tho, adn wee all can comz?
I duuno bowt u. kamarade, but Iz goin!
Attendans iz mandahterry, ai finks.
Iz a caturday eve partee!1
Teh after partee iz being hosted bai Mr. Joseph McCarthy.
Let’s gib him awl a hand…he’s wurked reel hard on dis partee.
LOL!!!
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In Soviet Russia, party enjoys you!
Maybeh, but wut duz dat haf 2 do wif dis pixtur?
Luk at riting in backrownd. Oo iz dat Chiyneez or Japineez? Hmm
LOLZ!
@@@@@@@@@@burgerz 4 u
In Communist China, partee enjoyz Yu?
(see wut ai did there?)
He he he he ya I c wut u did der…
*giglol*
Ai krak maiself up sumtiemz. Yoozhullee meenz ai needz teh sleep.
wai nobadi cams tuh mai parti?
becuz teh awl still argyooin ober religion in last thred.
Whooey! dat wuz sum bit ub teh olijy ! Pore liddul LP maibe taikz tu siriuzlee?
she iz duing berry wel do, speking hur mined wif a bunch ub us owld fokez hoo nab no moar ill ushonz.
lonely kitteh nebber has ennywun tew kum tew his party
{{{{LP}}}} wuz juss speke ub yu.
fanks. nao, kan wii leeb awl talk ov relijun beehind foar nao adn talk abowt eether Polly Ticks oar parties? YAY!
Poor kitteh!
Ai wud go to teh parties, but ai nawt shure what fud kittehs hab at parties.
Waht shud I tayk, do you tihnk?
Anchoveez
Baykon
Cheez
D..
Anyfing nommy
Birds tew noms
Candy
D…
Dead mice
Elegant canapes
Filet of sole
Garnish of catnip
H…
Hawt chikkinz
Ingerlish muffinzz wif budder, hold teh muffinz
Juss playne catfudz
Kibble
Lawtz on fissssshee!
M…
Mowsie pyes
Noms!
Oysterers
P…
Moar ded mice
Nawt goggies
Other fudz
P…
Pye wiht fish
Quite a lot of croonchies fuds
Rest ob da gushies fuds
Sqware kitty treets wif soft insieds
T…
Tunz ov catnip
U…
Unbeeleevablee nummee nomz
Veree fresh fisheez
Whiska-likkin gud salmon pate
X…
X-tremleh awsum tewna salid
Yummeh Yellow stuffs
Zukeenee stuffd wif cheez
“Deli cat” cruncheez
Eggz. ober eezy
Fishiez, reglur
Goaldfishiez
H..
Hunney borked hamz
Irush buttah
Jillions ob jelly caeks
King caeks
L…
Lizzardz, just tu plai wif til dey gotz no moar legz tu exkape wif
Mousiez
Nutriaz, just tu plai wif. Dey awlredy gotz fur cotez
O..
LOL! >^.^<
Communist party
Ur doin it rong.
In Soviet Russia…
No, wayt! Teh writing iz chineez…
NEway, i liek dis kind uv party bettur
In chiyna
Teh balloonz dun flote up 2 ceelin.
Shoodent “lucky kitteh” has wun paw up bye hiz ear lyke hee wavin?
Hai Chairman Meow:
Ai wil joyn ur partii and wii wil partii heartii.
Sry–but I gotta go OT….My hubby & I were going shopping, here in Houston, and took a left turn under I45 and I saw a baby kitteh! in the middle of the under freeway! I screamed, ” Oh Oh Oh Oh bebe kitteh!!!!!” so we stopped at the underneath part (hard to splain!) and I jumped out, ran across the Uee turnee thing, and chased bebe kitteh back around to where I saw him (her) . I had to chase her a ways (imagine an 8 lane freeway above) I finally caught the bebe. Much hissing and growling , but I was able to contain her. She’s very very tiny, I guess 6-7 weeks. I had a wash cloth in the the car, so I wrapped her up. She bit me a couple times, broke skin, so I think she’s healthy. She’s dirty as can be. My first thought was of rhsb and Josie going over the rainbow bridge. She has now been fed, she ate alot, watered, and has litter box. We have her in a small powder room away from my other bebes. I’m not sure yet if I will keep her or try to find her a great home, but she’s safe for now!
Thanks for letting me tell my story! Oh Oh, she also looks like my old Isabella who crossed the rainbow bridge a couple of years ago. Actually a cross between bella and the black and white KISS guy!!!!!
Again, thanks, and I hope rhsb sees this and thinks happitail thoughts about this new bebe!!
PJ
Yay!! Friscokitteh!!! I b sooo glad u saved teh pore skeered bebe kitteh!!
Sinse she broke ur skin u shud get tetanus shot if ur not current. And uv corse
take her 2 vet 4 chek up and shots. {{{friscokitteh}}}
An Yaaay frum mee, two!!!!!! {{{{{friscokitteh}}}}}
Brave stuff! Yaay fer friscokitteh
*I hoeps teh Cajun Fuds gaev yoo teh strength fer yer braevness*
“clap, clap. clap” flooffy pause
2 U adn Mr. Frisco. Iz teh brayv & knobul ting U haz dun. Aye applaws U mitetilly.
Friscokitteh iz mah hero!
Hao iz she doing nao? Iz she still scared or iz she betta nao dat she’s nawt being chased across an 8 lane freeway? Duz she luk like she mite settle down wif u?
*floofy paws clapping so fast it’s a blur*
Yeah Friscokitteh!
zomgz!!!! Yu has such win!!!!! Taeks hur to vet an’ gitz hur chekd up an’ helf surtifikit, den if she’s ‘doptid, u can has showing dem hur surtifikit of heltheekiti.
Yay, Friscokitteh!!! Datz full ob teh awsumness AND teh win!!!
).
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I don’t mean this to sound troll-like… but please take very good care of the bite wounds, and keep a close eye on them. Some kitty bites are not a big deal, but many kitties have some sort of bacteria in their saliva that can cause MAJORLY nasty infections. My Mom and my Grandpa were both put in the hospital for days (at different times) with bites from the same neighborhood cat. If any redness or swelling start to spread around the wounds, get medical care immediately.
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Aiz sry if dat sownded weerd. Ai jus doan want enny cheezfrendz to haz to go tew teh hospital an get stuk wif teh needulz. Pleh. Oh — an wii wantz pikchoorz plz (ob teh kitteh – nawt ob yer woonds
I member u telling us dat before – and it bears repeeting cuz nawt eberybuddy gets to read awl teh postees.
I mentioned it to sumwon dat waz a vet tech yeers ago, and dey didn’t kno bout teh bakteria.
Shera (kitty vet) used to halp us wif stuff, but she hasn’t been heer in a while.
tahnks eberybodde, i preciate all teh kind comments! and ns I will keep close eye on the bites, i’ve rescued bebes befores and teh bits swell up nad ache, but never get any worse. Bebe update: she’s calmed down and im trying to hold her ‘and luv her n squeez her and take her home’….not really, i got carried away! i am trying to get her comfortable with teh human contact, and at the same time not upset the other bebes at mai house..we’ll see houw it goes. i’d love to keep her, but we already have 4 kittehs and 1 goggie, 2 teen 2 legged kittehs…..may be fulled up!
yas, teh cajun feast this am helped imnestl…..inmmmemstl…..alot! tnx maus!!!!
Hooray for friscokitteh! Aiz in Hooston too and can pikture teh situashun under I45. I go over to Cheezfrenz and sends yoo an emeow from der.
Thxs fur savin kitteh bebbeh!
friscokitteh. Ai am so glad Maus sent me heeer to reed this wun – or ai mite hav missed yur storey. Yoo ar now offishulee in ar Hall ov Heros. Along wif Elfnugget and Nedz. Peeple hoo hav shown much bravery to reskew a kitteh.
Ther are liely menee moar heer – but ai hav nawt seen their storees.
But – ai stand in grate admirashun fer yoo fer this veree brave deed.
“…has YOU”
Stupid yellow snowflake… serves me right for forgetting that I have a real login now. Pleh.
oh, iz dat wut happen? ai go se.
Holy crap, where’d you find FLUORESCENT yellow snow!??
ai tryz nawt foar eetz it, kthxbai.
Oh hi Elfi!
My lolspeak died. Don’t be sad, though; it was time, and it didn’t suffer.
Ai wundur if it mite be frum a few daiz ago wen der wuz noocleear matea… metee… stuff in teh Nawtee Barn.
Oh it’s been ages since I’ve been in there — probably at least the half-life of Cesium-126.
1.6 minutes?
About that, yeah.
prettie avatar kitteh, teho!
Ai know exactleee when teh last time wuz!!! Teh 7th of Novebut 2007. An yoo got skeeered an FLED!!!!
Guez you fines it ware teh nuklr huzkies go, then.
(it could happen, teh big U in mai hometown has Sewpur Fun site
where sinetists buried radioactive beaglol poo)
In Russia, Kittehs blowz up you….
This adorable two-eyed fuzzy-pansts looks like my sweet Mr. Kitteh…
two years since he retired to his final pretty spot in my garden…
This made me smile, thining of him… (but he were no commie kitteh)
oopses…meant to say “two different colored eyes… dazzled by de kyoot”
You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we’ve got.
Set them free at the break of dawn
‘Til one by one, they were gone.
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message, Something’s out there.
Floating in the summer sky.
99 red balloons go by.
Why is it that Asian cats always look different than American cats?
ai think itz the chinese writin on teh wall behind him…
I dunno lol
Goodnight Moon!
Communist Cat believes in the
ideals of the partyidea of a party.Y is long lyne fer keg?
Cuz nitris tank b empty.
Kitteh haz defektid frum teh Communyst Partee, wich her nebber rlly lieked ennywai; oanley wented tu meetyngs wif hers hyuoomin tu keap hims cumpanee;
Her haz askeded foar asyllum; rite naow her bees atteyndyng Chinese New Year partee; neu frends gibbed her an invytashun tu maike hers feal ayt hoem.
(Tihs wuz a foto sesshun tu ntrohduce hers tu teh neu peeps her met, adn tu lett
her bees wellcumed bye tehm).
i don getz dis one..sumun plz esplain
Ai’m nawt shure, butt Ai fink iyt meens taht teh kitteh finked ‘party’ meanted
liek a ‘birfday’ party, a tiem foar funses;
Butt her dint reahlize taht teh ‘party’ wuz rlly Communist agendah & propahgandah;
(Iyf Ai bees rong bowt tihs, pleez sumwun tu korreckt meh!!!!!
Fanks…..
Hey, da cat had a blu and green i
iz mao!
Tihs picshur maeks mee fill sad.
Yesh; Ai ar sad tu;
Seams tu bees kynda stark & depressyng; doan knoe wye;
Mebbee becuz kitteh bees soe aloane.
4 modda kitteh! … nobuddy? … i feel mizrbl
awsum
I thought the first communist cat was chairman meow??
Diz kittiez chute ^^
That’s kind of strange, isn’t it?
?
O_O
i dun get it
I don’t think you’re supposed to…
Indeed one of the bezt constructed lolcats
wee kats r soh kyoote! ^_^