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Communist cat misunderstands “party”.
da real partee iz down da hall…
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Why no one come to mah parteh?
I has a sad
donut be sad 2 kittehs, u gotz teh tawp spot!
I ar not sad, but kitteh luks sad
fanks ln
we should haz a caturday eve parteh
wid drinkees and danses
Eyev got an eleventy-gazillion gallon barrul of martooni for da caturday eve party.
Kitteh juzt bringd teh wun red baloon whut wuz left aftur teh 99 red balounz maekd WW3 happin.
Ai thot the otha 99 red babaloons had tuna juice inside.
Is ok. I snuk up on dat cat and snuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgled her until she purred and purred and looked soo cute my brains splorted. We had trubl finding the pieces in all the red, tho.
cuz gang of four sent dem all to prizon camps
To teh googielog prison?
♫ Mother Russia, she cries for you ♫
(puts on his best Sisters of Mercy voice):
We serve an old man in a dry season
A lighthouse keeper in the desert sun
Dreamers of sleepers and white treason
We dream of rain and the history of the gun
There’s a lighthouse in the middle of Prussia
A white house in a red square
I’m living in films for the sake of Russia
A Kino Runner for the DDR
And the fifty-two daughters of the revolution
Turn the gold to chrome
Gift… nothing to lose
Stuck inside of Memphis with the mobile home, sing
Oh hai, JD. Here’s teh ref I was
trollinglooking for:Punished for his written thoughts
Starving for his fame
Working blindly, building blocks
Number for a name, his blood flows frozen to the snow
Red blood, white snow
He knows frozen rivers won’t flow
So cold, so true
Mother Russia - he cries for you
Burgers for teh naem of teh band…
Tha google kitteh ses: Renaissance
I sed dat an teh sawng nayme an werdpretzel eetid it
Nd did ennybuddee figyur owt wy WP gabe us da abatarz ub owr chois uvvr dai, den taik awai agen?
Cos kittehs NEVER do anything that hoomans expect?
Romeow!!! iz dat u?!?!?!!!?????
Yesh, I duz beleev dat be Romeow.
Concatulayshuns on ur nawt sekkund!
mao!
m(rrr)-aaooo?
Whares teh chairman?
I iz hazzin to oust teh chair man from tihs berree chair I be sittin in. Chair man fat an snooorglee!
I jess ousted Hazel-I tryin tew type an eet teh baycon/dolcelate sammidge in mah pyooter chair-she sez ” Merraow” I sez “No-Mao”
rn’t u supposed to obey teh kitteh? —->
I did-after a eetid awl mah sammidge up
..Wuz teh lemmee in..lemmee owt ..gayme
Ohai tidmum,
I b noeing dat game. It goez like dis:
cweenmj.wordpress.com/poems-stuff/sandy/
(wif deh aitch tea tea pea stuff in frunt.)
Da Mr TM muss be awai. Sownz liek yu ar lib ona sammeez. Nd Ai betz dey iz awn da wite smooshy bredz tu. Nom. Ai nebbur getz dat kined n e moar. Oh, yu wuz lait yestdy tu sai teh crispz wuz da bingur kined. Den it wuz tu lati tu go getting sum. ai eted a hole bag wun tiem . Mouf wuz sore fur 3 daiz.
Naw. Himz hoam-Ai jess didnt fancy enneefing else.
I fergettid tew eet teh dins ai cukked lass nite-wuz Chikkin karai.
Iz still inna frij.
Nebber cukked fer us tewnite-Mr Tm had a big lunch.
.
I lubs teh salt an binnigar crisps-mah favrit flabur
him n sammy an dean is warmin up backstage at teh Sands
Hez bored.
Hez teh chairman uf da Bored.
he’s a lengthy monolog n he’s livvin like a dog n he’z bored?
Mao?
Nawt Lenin? Nawt Cyrillik NEwayz!
All Hail Marx and Lennon!
*If you get teh ref, yoo gets mai eternal admiration*
*Well, aftur a GoogLol, meebe you gets sumfing else. Impress me, peeps!*
*Nawt googlolin, nawt peekin*
Um, it cudda been Bertold Brecht if he’d lived lawng enuff?
Firesign Theatre
Hao can u b in tew places at once wen ur nawt ennyware at all?
.
*Mah Grandpa-In-Law iz Harpo - IRL*
Romeow, r u seriouslee?? IRL??????? “Ken I touch u????” (An if Maus getz that ref he has mai eternal admirashun!
Us geeks gotta stick together…
Oopps. Sry. I haz sum sooper-gloo in mai pockit….
I be happee tew set it awn fyre 4 u?
We be habbing so menny fyrmenz cumming tu owr resku awlatiem, maibe we nedez sum cunstrukshun giiz tu fikz wutz bin burnt?
Bee carefull GWGS. Yoo miet gets wut yoo wishes fer…
Ohhh, howz bout wii build a ICHC fire howz rite next tu da nawtee barn? Dat wai wii alwaiz haz fire menz availabull!! An, az added bonus, wii haz construction wurkerz around buildin de firehowz!
Izzn’t da nawtee barn Janet’s? Wii need tu ask Janet furst. Janet u heer?
Den we can has dem fikz up da dans flor ina NB nd prollee fink ub menny uvvur projekz tu kepe dem emploid. Nd wut du yu spoze Maus finkz Ai’m wish fur?
Ai finkz wii shud alsew put in a swimmin pool — an den wii kin hab teh liefgardz — boaf teh gurl wunz an teh boi wunz.
Aiz nawt shoor y ai yoozed teh : evil : smiley — wuz rillee meening moar “mischief” dan “ebil.”
Sew - plz to replace teh ebil smiley wif
maebee yu ment : twisted
bleh! ai didn/t meen foar taht furst smilly tew be dere!
sumur iz a cumin in(lewdly sing cuku) so maibe we nedez da pool b4 sum ub teh uvvur fingz. Da liefgardz iz awlwaiz pritty in dere liddul spedoz. Nd Ai nebbur lurn tu swim so wil nede tu be resku awl da tiem.
An wii can haz pool boi tu cleen da pool!! Whoo Hoo!!
Lyfe gardz, pool boiz, fyre menz, dis jus gitz
bedder adn bedder.
Yup, Harpo’s daughter (Minnie) and hubby (mah sweetie’s parents) were juss heer last weekend. Harpo had 4 kids - awl dopted, and she waz teh onwee girl. Her brudder Bill Marx iz an entertainer dat plays piano and libs in Palm Springs area.
*BowsBowsBowsBows*
Cool Beans!
*I iz speeeeechlessssss*
*Which a lot of peeps wud proly fink wuz a gud fing*
Ya kno, I fot it waz cool, too.
Teh fambly keeps it quiet fur sum reason. I must hab known mah sweetie furat leest a yeer before I knew who hims Grandpa waz (eben though hims middle naem is Marx - I neber gabe it a fot).
Minnie has played tennis fur yeers and yeers, and teh women she plays wif didn’t know who her Dadcat waz, until they saw her on a thing on TV.
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Mah parents told meh TONS ov storees bout their fambly, so I fot dat awl parents told storees liek dat to teh kids. Minnie neber told her kids lots ov storees like dat fur sum reason. I doan understand it, but dat’s teh wai it is. Iffs I ask her a question, she’ll alwais tell me a storee bout it. But, it’s juss different than teh wai mah family didz it.
Too dis dai, Minnie can’t listen to enny ov her Dad’s musik because it maeks her too sad.
Wow! It’s funny, Moe Howard’s niece’s family (see below) was the same way. “No big deal”. In fact, to this day, they down-play it. It’s actually cool and fitting.
Anyway, I was goung to write a some kind of fan rant about Gran’Pa Arthur. But I won’t. Thank you SO MUCH for sharing.
Minnie? Then she is named after her grandmother?! Cool! there’s a musical called “Minnie’s Boys” about those 4 or 5 crazy guys!
O hai Maus. Ai hav come. An I see. Ai see far moar tahn ai thot ai wud see.
Yourself - yoo ar showing me it!!
Harpo’s wife waz a Ziegfeld Follies girl.
She passed a few yeers ago.
Mr. Arthur was such an amazing actor, musician, oh heck… you know. For better or worse, he inspired so many of us. WOW! I sound like a FAN or something…