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Communist cat misunderstands “party”.

da real partee iz down da hall…

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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two_kittehs

Why no one come to mah parteh?

lolnascar

donut be sad 2 kittehs, u gotz teh tawp spot!

two_kittehs

I ar not sad, but kitteh luks sad
fanks ln
we should haz a caturday eve parteh
wid drinkees and danses

jd

Eyev got an eleventy-gazillion gallon barrul of martooni for da caturday eve party.

elfinugget

Kitteh juzt bringd teh wun red baloon whut wuz left aftur teh 99 red balounz maekd WW3 happin.

jd

Ai thot the otha 99 red babaloons had tuna juice inside.

 
 
 
 
 
jd

Is ok. I snuk up on dat cat and snuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgled her until she purred and purred and looked soo cute my brains splorted. We had trubl finding the pieces in all the red, tho.

 
 
ScotchAndMoreScotch

cuz gang of four sent dem all to prizon camps

Romeow

To teh googielog prison?

Maus

♫ Mother Russia, she cries for you ♫

jd

(puts on his best Sisters of Mercy voice):

We serve an old man in a dry season
A lighthouse keeper in the desert sun
Dreamers of sleepers and white treason
We dream of rain and the history of the gun
There’s a lighthouse in the middle of Prussia
A white house in a red square
I’m living in films for the sake of Russia
A Kino Runner for the DDR
And the fifty-two daughters of the revolution
Turn the gold to chrome
Gift… nothing to lose
Stuck inside of Memphis with the mobile home, sing

Maus

Oh hai, JD. Here’s teh ref I was trolling looking for:
 
Punished for his written thoughts
Starving for his fame
Working blindly, building blocks
Number for a name, his blood flows frozen to the snow
 
Red blood, white snow
He knows frozen rivers won’t flow
So cold, so true
Mother Russia - he cries for you
 
Burgers for teh naem of teh band…

jd

Tha google kitteh ses: Renaissance

tidmum

I sed dat an teh sawng nayme an werdpretzel eetid it :sad:

gmawairsgreneshuz

Nd did ennybuddee figyur owt wy WP gabe us da abatarz ub owr chois uvvr dai, den taik awai agen?

jd

Cos kittehs NEVER do anything that hoomans expect? :)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
cweenmj

Romeow!!! iz dat u?!?!?!!!?????

MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh

Yesh, I duz beleev dat be Romeow.

 
 
 
 
MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh

Concatulayshuns on ur nawt sekkund!

 
 
tidmum

Whares teh chairman?

zauberflote

I iz hazzin to oust teh chair man from tihs berree chair I be sittin in. Chair man fat an snooorglee!

tidmum

:lol:
I jess ousted Hazel-I tryin tew type an eet teh baycon/dolcelate sammidge in mah pyooter chair-she sez ” Merraow” I sez “No-Mao”

lolnascar

rn’t u supposed to obey teh kitteh? —->

tidmum

I did-after a eetid awl mah sammidge up :lol:
..Wuz teh lemmee in..lemmee owt ..gayme :roll:

cweenmj

Ohai tidmum,
I b noeing dat game. It goez like dis:
cweenmj.wordpress.com/poems-stuff/sandy/
(wif deh aitch tea tea pea stuff in frunt.) :-)

 
 
 
gmawairsgreneshuz

Da Mr TM muss be awai. Sownz liek yu ar lib ona sammeez. Nd Ai betz dey iz awn da wite smooshy bredz tu. Nom. Ai nebbur getz dat kined n e moar. Oh, yu wuz lait yestdy tu sai teh crispz wuz da bingur kined. Den it wuz tu lati tu go getting sum. ai eted a hole bag wun tiem . Mouf wuz sore fur 3 daiz. :lol:

tidmum

Naw. Himz hoam-Ai jess didnt fancy enneefing else.
I fergettid tew eet teh dins ai cukked lass nite-wuz Chikkin karai.
Iz still inna frij.
Nebber cukked fer us tewnite-Mr Tm had a big lunch.
.
I lubs teh salt an binnigar crisps-mah favrit flabur :grin:

 
 
 
 
ScotchAndMoreScotch

him n sammy an dean is warmin up backstage at teh Sands

 
lolnascar

Hez bored.
Hez teh chairman uf da Bored.

ScotchAndMoreScotch

he’s a lengthy monolog n he’s livvin like a dog n he’z bored?

 
 
 
 
 
zauberflote

Nawt Lenin? Nawt Cyrillik NEwayz!

Maus

All Hail Marx and Lennon!
*If you get teh ref, yoo gets mai eternal admiration*

Maus

*Well, aftur a GoogLol, meebe you gets sumfing else. Impress me, peeps!*

zauberflote

*Nawt googlolin, nawt peekin*

Um, it cudda been Bertold Brecht if he’d lived lawng enuff?

 
 
 
Romeow

Hao can u b in tew places at once wen ur nawt ennyware at all?
.
*Mah Grandpa-In-Law iz Harpo - IRL*

zauberflote

Romeow, r u seriouslee?? IRL??????? “Ken I touch u????” (An if Maus getz that ref he has mai eternal admirashun!

Maus

:cool:
Us geeks gotta stick together…
Oopps. Sry. I haz sum sooper-gloo in mai pockit….

zauberflote

I be happee tew set it awn fyre 4 u?

gmawairsgreneshuz

We be habbing so menny fyrmenz cumming tu owr resku awlatiem, maibe we nedez sum cunstrukshun giiz tu fikz wutz bin burnt? ;)

Maus

Bee carefull GWGS. Yoo miet gets wut yoo wishes fer… :cool:

 
Tribble

Ohhh, howz bout wii build a ICHC fire howz rite next tu da nawtee barn? Dat wai wii alwaiz haz fire menz availabull!! An, az added bonus, wii haz construction wurkerz around buildin de firehowz!
Izzn’t da nawtee barn Janet’s? Wii need tu ask Janet furst. Janet u heer?

gmawairsgreneshuz

Den we can has dem fikz up da dans flor ina NB nd prollee fink ub menny uvvur projekz tu kepe dem emploid. Nd wut du yu spoze Maus finkz Ai’m wish fur? ;)

 
nightshayde

Ai finkz wii shud alsew put in a swimmin pool — an den wii kin hab teh liefgardz — boaf teh gurl wunz an teh boi wunz. :evil:

nightshayde

:shock:
Aiz nawt shoor y ai yoozed teh : evil : smiley — wuz rillee meening moar “mischief” dan “ebil.”
Sew - plz to replace teh ebil smiley wif :cool: - kthxbai.

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Lucy Pevensie

maebee yu ment : twisted :? :twisted:

 
Lucy Pevensie

bleh! ai didn/t meen foar taht furst smilly tew be dere!

 
 
gmawairsgreneshuz

sumur iz a cumin in(lewdly sing cuku) so maibe we nedez da pool b4 sum ub teh uvvur fingz. Da liefgardz iz awlwaiz pritty in dere liddul spedoz. Nd Ai nebbur lurn tu swim so wil nede tu be resku awl da tiem. ;)

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Tribble

An wii can haz pool boi tu cleen da pool!! Whoo Hoo!!

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cweenmj

Lyfe gardz, pool boiz, fyre menz, dis jus gitz
bedder adn bedder. ;-)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Romeow

Yup, Harpo’s daughter (Minnie) and hubby (mah sweetie’s parents) were juss heer last weekend. Harpo had 4 kids - awl dopted, and she waz teh onwee girl. Her brudder Bill Marx iz an entertainer dat plays piano and libs in Palm Springs area.

Maus

*BowsBowsBowsBows*
Cool Beans!
*I iz speeeeechlessssss*
*Which a lot of peeps wud proly fink wuz a gud fing*

Romeow

Ya kno, I fot it waz cool, too.
Teh fambly keeps it quiet fur sum reason. I must hab known mah sweetie furat leest a yeer before I knew who hims Grandpa waz (eben though hims middle naem is Marx - I neber gabe it a fot).
Minnie has played tennis fur yeers and yeers, and teh women she plays wif didn’t know who her Dadcat waz, until they saw her on a thing on TV.
.
Mah parents told meh TONS ov storees bout their fambly, so I fot dat awl parents told storees liek dat to teh kids. Minnie neber told her kids lots ov storees like dat fur sum reason. I doan understand it, but dat’s teh wai it is. Iffs I ask her a question, she’ll alwais tell me a storee bout it. But, it’s juss different than teh wai mah family didz it.

Romeow

Too dis dai, Minnie can’t listen to enny ov her Dad’s musik because it maeks her too sad.

Maus

Wow! It’s funny, Moe Howard’s niece’s family (see below) was the same way. “No big deal”. In fact, to this day, they down-play it. It’s actually cool and fitting.
 
Anyway, I was goung to write a some kind of fan rant about Gran’Pa Arthur. But I won’t. Thank you SO MUCH for sharing.

 
Maus

Minnie? Then she is named after her grandmother?! Cool! there’s a musical called “Minnie’s Boys” about those 4 or 5 crazy guys!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

O hai Maus. Ai hav come. An I see. Ai see far moar tahn ai thot ai wud see.

Yourself - yoo ar showing me it!! :D

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Romeow

Harpo’s wife waz a Ziegfeld Follies girl.
She passed a few yeers ago.

 
Maus

Mr. Arthur was such an amazing actor, musician, oh heck… you know. For better or worse, he inspired so many of us. WOW! I sound like a FAN or something…