
“Flee! Before he comes back and beats you again! Flee, you fool!”
but eskap iz quite impossibel.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: ganwil
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“Flee! Before he comes back and beats you again! Flee, you fool!”
but eskap iz quite impossibel.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: ganwil
Hims wil beet yuu wif teh paddul wifin an iynch ov one ov yuur 9 lievs
Jes kyddyng, kitteh; yuu jes bitez hims, adn uoose yur pointee eynds ,adn hims wil staup abuooosyng yu!!!!
con crate u maylshuns awn ur nawt sekkund!
i is danse fer u but i is hurted mai nee
congaratz on ur nawt sekund CKK, lyk a litul hobbit danse?
BTW, Shioban, Ai wunce hadded a frend wif naime liek yuurs;
Her wuz Irish and veree muches funses, wif menny menny storees!!!
akshuly iz da naem of mai nawt sekund kitteh, thot it wuz a niec 1.
sooooiiiii as wert pretzul s teeziyng u… las… hobbitdanse on da pretzul ^^
kitteh wanted to taek balleh awt tu lunge but balleh wus awl tyed up
Poor ball…liek habing kitteh tayle attached to a bored.
*wonders hao hoomins can call dat entertainment*
Hmmmm, luuks liek Ai bees heer awl bye maiseylve;
Ebbereeboddee muste bees sleapyng iyn!!!!
i is tryed to poast but nut wrukins
Taht’s rlly strainj; iyt tuuk suches a loooooooong tiem foar yuur poast tu shows
up; wut teh heck haz Werd Pretzull bin up tu???
(Doan tel meh WP sleaps iyn awn Caturday jes liek teh Cheez Frends???)
Jes doan seam tu bees enny uvver xplayashun foar tihs taurdeeniss:
Werd Pretzull iys a lazeee sleeeepey hed!!!!!
*yawn* sry CKK… We liek our Caturday catnapz. Conga rats on ur nawt seckund! Iffn you dont mynd I’m gonna go bak to zzzland. Play wif you later!!
Yesh, taht wud be veree fien; ai lubbs teh liddle peoples!!!
Shioban, tihs replie wuz foar yuu; Werd Pretzull bees teeziyng meh agin!!!
Who’s teh notty ball?
Happi caturday, ebberbodeese!
oo teh notty ball? is dat like a dance to be held in teh notty barn?
Oh ai HOPES so. Wait, ai gets mai ballgown awn. U liek? Iz size zero minus 4 an is teh tafffffettta – fewsha pink – an most beautimuss! Ai awlso has awn teh 7 inch heels an tehy dus nawt hurt at awl! Ai didn’t eben has to cut enny toes awf! Is teh majic of cheezland. Wehr is teh YNG wiv teh tray of drinkies?
Well I haz my tuxie all ready, but I needz a ty to go wif it. And teh notty barn always has a full cadre of YNGs fer all ur laskivvieus needses.
Silly cat. <3
hmmm, i wonder where lolcats be located? it’s 4:24 am here (CA) i too sleepy to caption and use da lolcat speak.
and a nudder ting… wat is pretzull bees u gyes talk abowt? i go sleepy byes and find owt latur. caturdaayyyyzzzzzzzzzz
Word press, perhaps? We often refer to it as werd pretzel and weird press, etc because it enjoys eating our comments and playing games with us.
I r in US Open
Getin match poynt
Do Not Taunt Happy Fur Ball
Teh theem shud be ‘Ai Keep Coming Bak Fur Moar’, Ai fink.
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Byte da lastic string kitteh, an set it free!
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thwap
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Iz told u to flee
lol!!!
Liddill Green Bawll iz
awllmoast az gud az shynee
deevyss. Kitteh WANTZ!!!
Liddill Green Bawll keepz
cummeengz bakk 4 moar. Kitteh
lykez dat inz a Toy
Kitteh mytez habz 2
bytez Liddill Green Bawll’z strrrrrettchee
tayl 2 setz it free
Jack.
Wonderful, Jack!
iz happy 2 c u bak
Jes wunnerfull, Jack; weez bees myssyeing yuu muches!!!!
Hai Jack!!
Happee to see yoo too!! Were yoo TDY? Or just awn vacashun?
If yoo see this, do go luk at teh previous pikchur – at mai bubblol ride wif cweenmj!! Ai saw yur hart beeting in teh nite (an menee odders) – so prittee!!
Ohai, JCH4K:
I wuz awn an
ekkserrsyze inz Floorriduhz
Lurrneengz Kemm Warfayr
Nawtz a lawtt ubz phunn.
Lawwwwwng owrz andz I’mz getteeng
2 oaldz 4 nawnnsenss
Juss gladz 2 beez bakk.
Missd awll t3h Cheezpeepz andz lolz
wyle I wuz away
Jack.
O hai, Jak! ur haikus r teh best! (wuts teh plurrul uv haiku? izzit haiku or haikus? kyooriosity, Ai haz it.)
U MUST GO!!!!
Hey!! Dat a SHE kitteh — see de 3 colors???
Dis game drives kitteh batteh ……
Ya knows, ah cud nebber get teh hang ob dat paddleballs game.
Paddle flappin in da air like I wuz spastick . . . ball flyin ebrywere cept the stoopy paddle. Flap . . . flap . . . flap . . .
Ai had dat problum, 2.
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Ushulee, da ball wud end up hittin MI insted of paddul.
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Nawt sew mush fun, akshully.
Mai lak ov da co-word-din-ay-shun, let mi show u it.
Caliko kitteh – WANT! Ai has such a week-niss 4 dem.
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Mai Josie waz a caliko, but was moslee whyt, wif a caliko tayle and spots on hur hed and bak. Ai lubbed hur so. Hur crossed Teh Bridj yesturdai. It wuz best 4 hur, but ai’m still hurtin frum it.
Aww, rhsb: Ai haz a sad foar yuu;
(Adn naow Ai staurted tu criey; Ai wil keap yuu iyn mai prayures adn thots
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Our kittehz R such gud frendz — it iz so painful when we lose dem. I know U spared her pain. (((((((sending comfort to you)))))))
Aww.
My condolenceez *hugz* It iz hard to looze pet. I knowz it. Josie is wif ceiling cat now having mani cheezburgers, I’m certain. I hopez u feelz bettah.
thayt luks just liek mah kitty!