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Fotoshopped!!!
ROTFPIMP!!!!
ohai leeza! Az u can seeing, ai R wurking berree berree hardly todai!
Me 2!!
Contrary rats on ur top spot, and wut a macramay we haz!
In honnor uv the recent goings on, wud u liek a dans to J. Geils?
Freeze Frayme!
me free!!!
Grate choyce! Heer’s teh linkee:
youtube.com/watch?v=ebkl7Yk_OLE
*boogie boggie tern step step*
Woo-hoo!
Teh. Bestest. Nawt. Sekond. Comment. Eber. !
PIMP funneah!
y ur welcoem!! I preshe ate all teh incredi…..ikreeedv…..graaaate hoomurus peeplz her!
i loled so loud…..my goggie and 2 of my kittehs ran into teh room to c what waz rong with me!
Nao U making MII lol wif taht imij!
y fanks 2 u!
bleeme; i keepem gezzin allatime bout what im doin nao!
Beez vry careful today about using teh P/F word, 4.5K. There is handlers from teh IUGPWLPOPPW armed wif blowdarts and they might think u is a UGPWLPOPPW.
Iz okay. Ai usinged teh F/P wurd.
and no spoonering it eethur!
U wuz lukky to get away wif the popcorm indecint.
Basemint Cat maded mii do it.
Basemint Cat just gives ebul ideas. Base Mint Cat givvs ebul eye-deers -and- fwesh breth. Sew, ib yew arr ebul, alwais go to Base Mint Cat instead.
Well, ok, but I still has a bad feeling about this. Heer, u better drink this IUGPWLPOPPW Blowdart Antidote just to be safe.
*hands gallon jug to 4.5K*
4.5K: glug, glug, glug, burp
O noes!!1! I gived u teh rong jug! That one hads teh trooth seerum innit!
Reel naem: SuzieQ
Aj: 19
Wut ai did onna weekend: Well, der wuz this reelee buff-looking gui n mmphmph…
leeza claps floofie paw ober DK’s mowf adn drags her owf to D’Beaker Labs to looking furr antidote furr troof serum*
sowry DK, I haz to stuff a skwirrl in ther so i can haz my hands free
**stuffs skwirrl tayle furst into DK’s mouf**
Now… whut do we haz here in teh labs?
Opposit uv troof serum wud be…. lie serum? That don’t sowd too gud.
How abowt dis?
**Picks up a bezoar, and stuff it down DK’s throat.**
Are u ok??? Say sumfin!!
Chatter mmphmph… chatter mmphmph… chatter…
oh sowry, let me taek that skwirlll owt.
*** gentlee removes skwirrl from Diamond kittehs’ mouf ***
Now, wut wuz that?
Ai cannot telling a lye. Ai sedded “Chatter mmphmph… chatter mmphmph… chatter…”
LOL!
let me axe a test kwesyun to see if teh bezoar werked.
How many swallow duz it take to carrie a 1 lb coconut?
*Must resist*
*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!*
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Fanks Maus!
It appeers my werk heer is dun.
NO! Yoo has to finish teh joek! Sumbuddy has to say “I don’t know that”. Uh oh…
*Sprooooinnng*
Aaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrgh!!!
Are yew suggesting coconuts migrate??!!11?!?1!!??
ok ok calm down everrywun!!
lets start over wif a new kwestyon.
Wut’s yer faverite colur?
Blu
*As if heard from a great distance*
Um… A liddel help down heer? Sumbuddy?
LEEEEZAAAAA!!! Wher R U? Maus needs HALP!!
Did yoo guyz heer sumthin??
they can grip it by the husk!!1!!
*sigh*
ok!
***grumbuls abowt ice kyoob brooses and FRUs***
Maus heer is a balloom. Can u reech the cord?
***danglols balloom cord down in teh Gorge uv Eternal Perrill***
*Jump*
Darn! Missed!
*JumpJump*
Missed Again!
*Whistles*
Petunia! Here girl!
*Petunia flies in on her anti-grabbity skaytbord*
*Maus jumps on*
Fanks ol’ girl. Away we gooooooooooo……
Back tew teh Footure part 2 Ref, FTW!!!
btw,
(ignore teh “btw.” mai indecisive and trigger happy commenting, let me show yew it)
***maus is flotin majestically owt uf the Gorge on Petoonya and her anti-grabbitee bored.***
***Suddunlee, a stray dart frum the Troll hunt flies over and jams in the nootron recirdulaytor!***
Oh noes!!!
*** Maus and Petoonya plummets to erf, and we onlee has barely enuf time to majik a big pile uv whippy creem underneef them!!!***
Ker—-SPLATTTTT!!!!
Petoonya duz not luk happee.
*And she wonders why I retaliate*
Petunia, yoo knows wut to do…
*Petunia trots over to leeze-b*
*Pick up up by the collar*
*Walks over to The Gorge*
*Dramatic Music*
TO BE CONTINUED
JOIN US TOMORROW
SAME CAT-TIME
SAME CAT-CHANNEL
leeza, R U going to taek taht lying do… er… dangling?
**humph**
I fink all uv cheezdom noes hoo throo the furst pi, Maus!
Well DK, we will haz to see.
Will Maus throw me over the cliff?
Or will he relent when he ‘members the blooberry cheezcaek I maked him?
And the nice sawfty landing he had in the whippy creem, when a dart not of my invenshun took owt Petoonya’s anti-grabbity??
Toon in tomorrow to find owt!
Sry leeza. It’s taht yoo alwaize seem to be arownd when tehse fings happun. A cowinkydink? I wunders…
I haz a talent…fur bein in the rong place at the rite tiem.
Kint…… breev!!!!!1!!!!elebenty!!!!!
Laffin…… tew……hard!!!!!1!!!
Itt seeemz tew mee taht yoo aer kinda liek Paddington: juss teh kine ob bare—ahh, kitteh—taht fings happin too!
“Take of Pearls prepared, Crab’s eyes, red Coral, white Amber Hart’s-horn, oriental Bezoar, of each half an ounce, powder of the black tops of Crab’s claws, the weight of them all, beat them into powder, which may be made into balls with jelly, and the skins which our vipers have cast off, warily dried and kept for use”. Complete Herbal, Nicholas Culpeper, 1653
uhoh DK… that sownds suspishushlly liek a majik spell!!
Caretroll no. 14 will be on yer tayle in a minnit! Kwik, hide!!
HP ref FTW!!!
Don’t think it’s shopped. Kitteh has reflection in car. And kittehs do laik tyres… had a friend who had byke tyres shredded by kitteh klaws.
Nao dat ai red teh nawt-sekund fred uv teh dai, dis maeks MUCHLEE moar sense.
LOL!
But kitteh: teh vet’s office is rite next door!
oh LCB, ai wuz needin yew yestiddays……….. onna “To acses emrgnci LOL ”
iffn yew gets teh time read fru an see if ai handled sitsheashun aprowpwiately… wuz lukkin 4 yr bakup an had major ordeal
(fink he werks 4 Kernal Klink)
O, well, u see I was unavoidably, er, detained yesterday. But u dids a good job under teh circumstanses.
Those stoopy firemans. U would think they could think 4 themselves oncet in a while, but u would be rong. Let me tell u teh seekrit to dealing wif thems.
*pulls jamamakitty aside*
U just has to *whisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisper* and if they doesn’t respond then u take a *whisperwhisperwhisper* and put it on their *whisper*. That usually works, but sometimes u has to *whisperwhisper* them in teh *whisperwhisperwhisper* until they *whisper*. Alternatively, u can *whisper* their *whisperwhisperwhisperwhisper* with a *whisperwhisper*. That leaves a mark but it’s not like u didn’t warn them.
LOLZ!!!!!!!1!
Elebenty burgers furr u, LCB!
yew has tawt me much, o grate wun!
Hay! U wasn’t spose to hear that!
We’ll have to debrief u now.
uh… shud we call teh fyremenz for dis?
Sorry, no. Our in-house debriefing squad will be here momentarily. Just sit here quietly and hold this xylophone between ur knees.
Maus? PdB? She’s ready.
OK. Duz she get teh $5 debreefing, or teh $Elebenty debreefing?
*Gets owt the chainsaw and teh ostrich feathers*
*checks wallet*
Um, how much debreefing can u does for $1.53? Anda exspired mCdonalds coopon?
AAAAAA!!!! *runs an hydes*
HALP! HALP! HALP!
For taht much, I will play Osmonds Brothers records endlessly, until her brayne terns to oatmeel.
BWAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa………
Den yoo can taek off her briefs…
Ur trying to entrap me! I is not in teh debreefers union. If I takes off anyones briefs who isn’t a firemans u will get that mob kitteh to slash mah tires, won’t u?