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Current time: 7:23 AM Vet apptointment @ 9:00 AM

u shud mess wif da peddels 2.

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  1. 4point5kittehs says:

    Fotoshopped!!!

    • leeza-b says:

      ROTFPIMP!!!!

    • friscokitteh says:

      Teh. Bestest. Nawt. Sekond. Comment. Eber. !
      PIMP funneah!

    • Beez vry careful today about using teh P/F word, 4.5K. There is handlers from teh IUGPWLPOPPW armed wif blowdarts and they might think u is a UGPWLPOPPW.

      • 4point5kittehs says:

        Iz okay. Ai usinged teh F/P wurd.

        • leeza-b says:

          and no spoonering it eethur!

          U wuz lukky to get away wif the popcorm indecint. ;)

        • Well, ok, but I still has a bad feeling about this. Heer, u better drink this IUGPWLPOPPW Blowdart Antidote just to be safe.

          *hands gallon jug to 4.5K*

          4.5K: glug, glug, glug, burp

          O noes!!1! I gived u teh rong jug! That one hads teh trooth seerum innit!

          • 4point5kittehs says:

            Reel naem: SuzieQ
            Aj: 19
            Wut ai did onna weekend: Well, der wuz this reelee buff-looking gui n mmphmph…

            leeza claps floofie paw ober DK’s mowf adn drags her owf to D’Beaker Labs to looking furr antidote furr troof serum*

            • leeza-b says:

              sowry DK, I haz to stuff a skwirrl in ther so i can haz my hands free
              **stuffs skwirrl tayle furst into DK’s mouf**
              Now… whut do we haz here in teh labs?
              Opposit uv troof serum wud be…. lie serum? That don’t sowd too gud.
              How abowt dis?
              **Picks up a bezoar, and stuff it down DK’s throat.**
              Are u ok??? Say sumfin!!

              • 4point5kittehs says:

                Chatter mmphmph… chatter mmphmph… chatter…

                • leeza-b says:

                  oh sowry, let me taek that skwirlll owt.
                  *** gentlee removes skwirrl from Diamond kittehs’ mouf ***
                  Now, wut wuz that?

                  • 4point5kittehs says:

                    Ai cannot telling a lye. Ai sedded “Chatter mmphmph… chatter mmphmph… chatter…”

                  • leeza-b says:

                    let me axe a test kwesyun to see if teh bezoar werked.

                    How many swallow duz it take to carrie a 1 lb coconut?

                    • Maus says:

                      *Must resist*
                      *GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!*
                      What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

                      • 4point5kittehs says:

                        Fanks Maus!

                        • leeza-b says:

                          It appeers my werk heer is dun.

                        • Maus says:

                          NO! Yoo has to finish teh joek! Sumbuddy has to say “I don’t know that”. Uh oh…
                          *Sprooooinnng*
                          Aaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrgh!!!

                        • Are yew suggesting coconuts migrate??!!11?!?1!!??

                        • leeza-b says:

                          ok ok calm down everrywun!!
                          lets start over wif a new kwestyon.

                          Wut’s yer faverite colur?

                        • 4point5kittehs says:

                          Blu

                        • Maus says:

                          *As if heard from a great distance*
                          Um… A liddel help down heer? Sumbuddy?

                        • 4point5kittehs says:

                          LEEEEZAAAAA!!! Wher R U? Maus needs HALP!!

                        • leeza-b says:

                          Did yoo guyz heer sumthin??

                        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                          they can grip it by the husk!!1!!

                        • leeza-b says:

                          *sigh*
                          ok!
                          ***grumbuls abowt ice kyoob brooses and FRUs***
                          Maus heer is a balloom. Can u reech the cord?
                          ***danglols balloom cord down in teh Gorge uv Eternal Perrill***

                        • Maus says:

                          *Jump*
                          Darn! Missed!
                          *JumpJump*
                          Missed Again!
                          :idea:
                          *Whistles*
                          Petunia! Here girl!
                          *Petunia flies in on her anti-grabbity skaytbord*
                          *Maus jumps on*
                          Fanks ol’ girl. Away we gooooooooooo……

                        • Back tew teh Footure part 2 Ref, FTW!!!
                          btw,

                        • (ignore teh “btw.” mai indecisive and trigger happy commenting, let me show yew it)

                        • leeza-b says:

                          ***maus is flotin majestically owt uf the Gorge on Petoonya and her anti-grabbitee bored.***
                          ***Suddunlee, a stray dart frum the Troll hunt flies over and jams in the nootron recirdulaytor!***
                          Oh noes!!!
                          *** Maus and Petoonya plummets to erf, and we onlee has barely enuf time to majik a big pile uv whippy creem underneef them!!!***
                          Ker—-SPLATTTTT!!!!

                          Petoonya duz not luk happee.

                        • Maus says:

                          *And she wonders why I retaliate*
                          Petunia, yoo knows wut to do…
                          *Petunia trots over to leeze-b*
                          *Pick up up by the collar*
                          *Walks over to The Gorge*
                          *Dramatic Music*
                           
                          TO BE CONTINUED
                          JOIN US TOMORROW
                          SAME CAT-TIME
                          SAME CAT-CHANNEL

                        • 4point5kittehs says:

                          leeza, R U going to taek taht lying do… er… dangling?

                        • leeza-b says:

                          **humph**
                          I fink all uv cheezdom noes hoo throo the furst pi, Maus!

                          Well DK, we will haz to see.
                          Will Maus throw me over the cliff?
                          Or will he relent when he ‘members the blooberry cheezcaek I maked him?
                          And the nice sawfty landing he had in the whippy creem, when a dart not of my invenshun took owt Petoonya’s anti-grabbity??

                          Toon in tomorrow to find owt!

                        • Maus says:

                          Sry leeza. It’s taht yoo alwaize seem to be arownd when tehse fings happun. A cowinkydink? I wunders…

                        • leeza-b says:

                          I haz a talent…fur bein in the rong place at the rite tiem.
                          ;)

                        • nightshayde says:

                          Kint…… breev!!!!!1!!!!elebenty!!!!!
                          Laffin…… tew……hard!!!!!1!!!

                        • altosinger says:

                          Itt seeemz tew mee taht yoo aer kinda liek Paddington: juss teh kine ob bare—ahh, kitteh—taht fings happin too!

                    • 4point5kittehs says:

                      “Take of Pearls prepared, Crab’s eyes, red Coral, white Amber Hart’s-horn, oriental Bezoar, of each half an ounce, powder of the black tops of Crab’s claws, the weight of them all, beat them into powder, which may be made into balls with jelly, and the skins which our vipers have cast off, warily dried and kept for use”. Complete Herbal, Nicholas Culpeper, 1653

                      • leeza-b says:

                        uhoh DK… that sownds suspishushlly liek a majik spell!!
                        Caretroll no. 14 will be on yer tayle in a minnit! Kwik, hide!!

    • Cat Skyfire says:

      Don’t think it’s shopped. Kitteh has reflection in car. And kittehs do laik tyres… had a friend who had byke tyres shredded by kitteh klaws.

    • 4point5kittehs says:

      :roll:

    • nightshayde says:

      Nao dat ai red teh nawt-sekund fred uv teh dai, dis maeks MUCHLEE moar sense.
      LOL!

    • Unsicher says:

      WTH IS WRONG WIF U HOW IS IT PHOTOSHOPPED?

  2. But kitteh: teh vet’s office is rite next door!

  3. leeza-b says:

    I iz in ur driveway, shreddin ur tyres!!

  4. Maus says:

    Sumbuddy helps me push tihs car. I iz stuck…

  5. Tribble says:

    Gotta…wurk…fast!

  6. Tribble says:

    Vet apointment!! Qwik get outta the car!!

  7. maggsuverhoomun says:

    Iz makes deel, u not get mi fixed n u not haf to fix van kthnxbai

  8. Kitteh_Cat_Celia says:

    Kitteh no want go to vet!

    Must shred tyres!

  9. two_kittehs says:

    Mob kitteh ar messing wid Ur tirez

  10. Jimmba says:

    Pimp Mai Ride Kitteh Finksh Yew need sum 21’s wib teh low profyle tyres and teh hydrolicks!

  11. Well now we knoes whut happened to teh tire on teh bus for teh IUGPWLPOPPWs.

  12. Duffy says:

    And he’s hided teh car kees, and taked all teh boltz off teh Carreeying Bocks, an coffd a furball in teh peeps shues an hes thinkin abowt chooing sum wires an toobs an things underneet if he cud tell which wuns dont taest bad or go *zap*…

  13. Kitteh_Cat_Celia says:

    Ohai, lolcatburglar!

    Teh tire on teh bus for teh IUGPWLOPOPWs?! O NOES!

  14. Calvin13 says:

    Goggeh tells meh waht tutored meenz–DUZ NAWT WANT

  15. wannasmile says:

    Whatch out…kitteh has a mean streak!

  16. CrazyOldLady says:

    Whut is goin on hear? Evfurrbuddy gots an avatar naow??? I been bizze wurkin…and den I git to pop ovfur for a minnit….an yu guize all gots avatarz…hmmm, I musta mist somefin.

    • Lady2beetle says:

      But yooz gotz avatar, 2!!1!

    • Duffy says:

      Hi COL – yeah, Munday or so we all gotz teh pritty kwilt-blok avatars. An tehy stay teh saem, too, evr time yu com in an say sumthin.

    • lovcharliecat says:

      Ai been soo bizee at teh stoopid hoomin werky thingy haf not maed commentz fur a while noaw (back to mai lurker stage thease daze) this jus be speriment…do I has teh avatar…..oz it cool???….my insecurities, let me show you them

      • wut a loverly kolor, lovcharliecat!

        • Ohai ebrybuddy! Eats FursDay
          *its ok, ai donut say teh yoo no wut werd
          Ai wheely lyke teh kwilt-blok kolor fill fingees. Mayks mii happitale. Wii can go bak tu NE dai adn C wut spef…sepcif…sertin pepl has seded. Pluss wii can luuk fur R speshul frenz tu say Ohai. kthxbai

          • sarita says:

            I jus wanna kno wayr ebbrybuddy got der pritty doylees frum!! I want wun foar MY commentz tu!

            *sigh*

        • lovcharliecat says:

          oh fank yu so berry mush kafleen, iz not a bad kolor iz it! Urz iz loverly too, ann eben tho I hab no timez laterly for the commenty ting u guiz hab been sooo funneh thees daze jus reedin maeks up for missin out :)

  17. rodney dill says:

    Toonces soon found the hardest part of driving was removing the evidence of dogs from the treads.

  18. Lucy Pevensie says:

    no shotz tewdae! :twisted:

  19. Elaine says:

    Ok. SERIOUSLY. When did icanhascheezburger cease to be about clever political, science, and geek references, and start to be about people’s insipid daydreams about their cat’s daily routine?

    Come on people, don’t just give five burgers to every picture your grandma captioned and put up on the voting page! Have a little discretion, for pete’s sake! You’re making this website SUCK!

    • 4point5kittehs says:

      :???:

    • Kwik, Dart Gun!!

    • Lucy Pevensie says:

      uh…izzit just mee, oar awr dere moar tahn yur yooshooul amount ov trollz tewdae?

    • lovcharliecat says:

      u can haz more meenopaws den meee??

    • teho says:

      Elaine, it never STARTED being “about” those things. Read the tagline; it says “Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures”. What you’re talking about is style, not substance.

      • Elaine says:

        Teho, there used to be style guidelines, which I can’t find on the site anymore, about the type of content to be submitted. I suppose if the Cheezburgers took it off, it means that they decided to change the style of the site, which of course is their prerogative.

        It’s just that, to me, this photo doesn’t inspire lolz! It’s not funny. It’s sort of cute, but on the front page of one of the most popular cult sites on the internet, is “sort of cute” good enough?

        And @sarita, I’ve visited the site almost every day since it launched. I just don’t post much.

        • Elaine says:

          nm, found the style guidelines here: icanhascheezburger.com/faq-on-submissions/

          Write a capshun. need tips? try current events, pop culture references, movies, songs.

          1. Originality is moar better.
          2. Clear and concise ’cause kittehs have short attenshun… Ooh, catnip!
          3. No profanity *gasp* pleez.

      • Elaine says:

        NM, I found it here: http://icanhascheezburger.com/faq-on-submissions/

        “Write a capshun. need tips? try current events, pop culture references, movies, songs.

        1. Originality is moar better.
        2. Clear and concise ’cause kittehs have short attenshun… Ooh, catnip!
        3. No profanity *gasp* pleez.”

    • sarita says:

      kleerly, yoo doant freqwent dis site neerly as offen as yoo shud.

    • cheshirepat says:

      ok, HOO iz maeking teh website suk?

      • teho says:

        Very likely the same “person or persons unknown” who let the dogs out, but please don’t leak that to the press.

    • CheshireKittehKat says:

      Wel, awl Ai haz tu sez iys taht sumewun shud noatifye Fyumi tu geyt her happitayl owt ov reetyremint;

      OK: Ai wil du iyt:

      Ai wil baurrow teh skwirrelols taht maikes teh wippy-creem adn seynd tehm tu Fyumi wooz sunnying herseylfe onna beech-chayre at teh moat wif hers pereniyal mynt juulip adn see-fuud sammidge;

      (her haz bin dere ebber synce her caime bak frum spryng brake vakashumon)

      Tehm wil delibber teh messyidge tu geyt hers butt iyn geer adn cum bak tu wurk awn hers reguhler troll patrol jawb !

      (Teh skwirrelols knoe enuff tu nawt cum bak unles tehy haz Fyumi iyn tow wif tehm!!!!)

    • The Crapture says:

      now if only the trolls were as porous as i’ve heard that the kittehs are. or that i could accidentally mash a few under a brake pedal. that’d be good times.

      you want something that conforms to your notion of what a lolcat should be, submit a few yourself, Elaine.

      you do have that option, you know.

      in fact, i don’t recall anyone forcing you at gunpoint to visit ICHC (whereas i was once beaten savagely, chained up and locked in the trunk of a very nice Mercedes for a very bumpy ride from Prescott to Scottsdale down AZ 87 while a POISON album was playing, which just ruined the whole experience for me)

      while some of the pictures may be rather hit-or-miss, SRSLY wen did teh coment sekshun bekom a haven for kranky litter-box-dumplings who complain but don’t contribute…liek u

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        :shock: Teh Crapture!! Yoo NEBBER cease to amaize mee!!

      • altosinger says:

        Geeze, TC—iffn owr oanlee rool iz tew plai nyse—hao cum yoo beein sew meen? Yoo cann sai teh saym soart of fing wifowt hertin ennywun.

      • Elaine says:

        I do submit, and have gotten on the voting page, etc.

        I miss old school ICHC. :(

        Is there an ICHC forum? I e-mailed the burgers to suggest a “Cheezburgers’ Choice” category that maintains style guidelines while also allowing popular pics with majority votes in another category.

        If you agree that it’s hit-or-miss, wouldn’t that offer a place to see more of the hits and less of the misses?

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Dear Elaine. Hai. Janet heer. I think everyone has misunderstood what you said. We thought you were talking about US – the commenters. Not the captions.

          Of course, we have nothing to do with the captions. We certainly do not control them.
          And I do think you have a good point. I think the earlier captions were perhaps of higher quality and also funnier. Think of “Noir Cat.” And so many others.

          And – I guess I must admit that I rather miss those too. But perhaps it is cyclical and will come around again. Like so many comment threads. Sometimes we go for days being just – Ok. And then – suddenly – several brilliant ones in a row!! You just never know.

          And I DO recognize your name and know you have been here before.

          So please forgive for attacking you. They thought you were attacking us. Which I now clearly see you were not at all.

          {{{{{Elaine}}}}} Sorry. We can get very defensive – because we love it so here and have so much fun.

  20. catalogical humor says:

    Mai stratejy to fight inflashun
    let me show you it

  21. That’s so funny. I love this photo. I’m a total cat lover so I can relate. Most of my cats just scatch the heck out of my couch. Maybe that’s a better way for them to get their nails down.

  22. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Wel, kitteh haz bowt 1 and a haff hrs. befoar veterminayian poyntmint tu wurk onna tyre;

    Iyf her staurts skritchying rlly haurd rite naow, her mite bees abul tu duz enuff damyidje tu teh tyre taht iyt mite jes POP!! POP!! BAM!! adn faul offa teh rimm.

    (Uoosuallee tihs wud nawt wurk; butt kitteh bees despirete-
    Harlbls Remoovul: DO NAWT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!) :cry:

  23. catalogical humor says:

    iz two tired to
    go to teh vet
    so im gonna take u down
    to one tyre

  24. Badger says:

    May I ask when everybody got quilt patterns next to their names?? This is new to me.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Badger – this is way to late, i think, for yoo ebber to see this. But – where hav yoo BEEN?
      And it happend just a few days ago.

      Nao – if we awnlee wud get teh burgerz bak!!

  25. S says:

    This is freaking brilliant. Great job. I laughed my ass off!

  26. Electrice says:

    Maybee nekst time yu’ll think befor yu vet…

  27. LuLuCat says:

    wud be bettr wizout creepee voicez.

  28. tabbykatt says:

    moar importantlee:

    nap @ 8:50 to sleep thru hooman shoutin.

  29. volleyball008977 says:

    thats funny!

  30. Sakura_thongminh says:

    ^ _ ^ It’s funny, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



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