Don’t use dis kitteh
Don’t use dis kitteh Safety seal broken.
hoepfully ur warrantee haz nawt expired.
picture: jls. lol caption: k_sera
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Plz downt taik mee back to da storez
Mornin Cheezfrenz…kant stayNplai
jus wunted 2 sai Ohai
alz uz haz a nyce dai
*runz awai 2 Bz Z dai*
Happee nawt sekond!
10Q Noel, U r berry sweeeet
N tankz furr da kawfee 2
Kitteh still luks fresh, I thinks its safe.
eben when kitteh lawks nawt soe new. u jubs gib it sum skritchy behind ears anb rubs on belleh and hugsy snorgles and lobs obgushy fuds and often theys good as new. just no gibs dem baffs. dey self cleanings anb dat make ebil kitteh mode actif.
Otay, as lawng as u tihnk it nawt has bawchooolizm.
(O, an Ai is sry if mai abatar collor clashz wif urz. Myne luks shartroose.)
be karefil
kitteh has taht
nawt-so-fresh feeling
Sumbody probly just sampled kitty. Not supposed to, but did anyway!
that kitteh luks liek he not mind muches
ackshully, he luks liek he wantin MOAR samplins!!
y u stop skritchin meh?
Awww…dat’s just too cute.
Naice Tew Lewk At, Naice Tew Howuld, But Ifun Yew Sampul We Considder It Sold!!
Mebbe kitteh b awrite 2 use aftur sum baff? Mebbe baff-hooman b nawt so gud 2 use aftur teh baff tho…
ginormus kitteh-shaped mold sporz growin in mah gatorade!
u gotz hyooj, hyooj gatorade infestation.
Ai taiks sample ob mold sporz adn attempts tu grow in 3 different mediums tu see whut happenz.
Luks liek kitteh shaped mold sporz prefer milk medium fur teh growin.
aaah a new nice cat :p
I luv dat new kitteh smell.
Win!
-Passes owt lolcat communitee coffie- Aw, dis kitteh kud stil b uzed! Lukkit dat sweet fayce. Whut harm kud he possiblee bring?
Tank 4 teh koffee, Noel….*shluup* mmmmm.
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Ai fink teh kitteh iz jus’ preepayred in cayse wee duz a sellthebrayshun dans wyle wee iz drinkiin ower koffee… fings get enny moar enjernetic tahn a minuet, teh koffee (oar martooniez, dependin awn waht tyme joo arrive in Cheezland adn purrsonal prefurenses) goes *SPLIP-SPLOP-SPLASH* awn evreefing… Boi Skaowt Kitteh iz Preepayred.
Kitteh all rapped up wiv nowherz to go. Kums to mi howze little kitteh
Shawping hooman cudn rezizt open upz an snorgel…
But, cudn give 4ever home…
*com 2 mai howse stripy kitteh*
Sorree, maggsuverhoomun.. Yor commint wuzzint tehr wen I postid…
I shud has refrshd.. Yu haz dibs on byootiful kitteh 4 forever home..
Tank yuz Idansdansdans mi will lubs dis bytimus kitteh fur boff ov us
Mi not has kitteh ob mi berry ownz IRL
Iz also posibel tat kitteh b in ur 24-pak o sider, coms.. cosn.. trinktein awl teh happee-jooz :/ Mebbe tat y kitteh b glas-I’d…
Is am reslyclced kitteh. Is berry enbiromentmly freendly. Iz frenz wif -awl- teh birdiez and squirls and leafs and gogs and birdhowses….
oooh. I has randums pichure thingy frum wordpres! neats.
Kitteh proffalaktiks - yor doin it rong!
Doin it rong butt it stil wurks! Ai do nawt see enny litturs of kittehs insyde teh rapper.
*woop woop woop* care troll alert
of course it’s incred… incrud.. inkred.. RILLY soopit to let teh kitteh goes anywere neer plstics bags…. and teh pakidgings…
ai wuz tinkin same ting about care-troll- no kittehs in deh plastiks!
Done worree kitteh, I keeps U
Your cute dosent has an expiration date fur me
Iksatlie.. Kyootnesh jaz groes wif tym =) (lyk wyne)
wyne groes wif tym? or gits kyooter? i comfyoosed nao…
Wyn don groe wif tym but improveses self. kitteh mebbe nawt kyoot lyk itty-bitty-kitteh, but kyoot stil (klassie n staf) =)
Safetee sill no match aginst clever kitteh wid pointee ens.
Kitteh maiks shoor himz nawt goin bak tu teh stoor.
Howeber, hoomin will go baik tu stoor tu buys gushifud adn elebentymillyawn otter tings fur meetin kittehs needz.
Kitteh cleberly disgyzed as botled water
Gets into sporting events for free
$#@! shipping company!
Frum whut uther kittehs had sed, I thot bubbul rap wud be more fun…
U mien iz knot Ver-gin ennimoar?
Box Kitteh is not amused-ed!
homezland sekurity kitteh is waytin for duck tape.
Shrinkee-wrapt kitteh’s seel bees borked;
Tihs meens yuu muste gibb her a snorgle, hed-bonk, & kissee immejiaytelee;
doan waiyte: iyf yuu hesytates, kitteh wil pyne, moape, adn becum rlly dejektid;
Soe appliey muches luuv RITE NAOW!!!!!!
ai will yoos teh kitteh, ennywae!
*snorgle snorgle snorgle*
Kitteh expired!
Kitteh QTE!!! Adopt naowwww. Lurve 4evur!!!
aww my kitty does this all the time.
mayb kitty naow haf price?
That’s okay, we luvs kitteh enyway