*POOF*
*POOF* Mah sleeping spell wrkd!
oar did u jus haz a rly boring meeting?
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I kilt dem awl!
Lolnascar! U didz it agin!
Corm rats and niec job taking care uv the goggies!
Can u stai and partee todai?
Wii singz fur u, “Hao mush iz taht goggie in da windoe”
Fanks, and fanks for askin, but I gotta put on mah LOLvetteck unyform todai and werks. I can has quick koffee with cheezfrenz then orffs I go.
Haz a gud dai at wurk hunnie. Doan’t furgit a munnie fur lunch.
Fanks deer. Iz brown baggin it todai.
*Tribble qwiklee hydez a tribble in lolnascar’s lunch. Mutters something about what else she can do with all these tribbles.*
I take it to werk an put in a kennul…prank da cowerkers.
Eye wuz jus bout tu tayke it out an put it in da poket uff ur uneeform. It wood eat ur lunchie an fill da bag wit lotz uff tribbles, an den u b hungree. Eye wood feel bad bout dat!
Bess nawt to put in ennee pokkitzez (What has it gawt in itz pawkitzez, preshhhusss?)(Oopz gawt siedtrakked) U noez how pokkitz tendz to ketch awn fyre theze daiz!
***air kiss***
Lolnascar, teh middul puppy lukz kinda mokkalahttay-ish. I fixin sum rite nao! An habz a cupple elebbenteedozenz chawklit krwahsangtz too!
yumm
Sry, didnt meen to be so ebil, just nawt sekond ting dat came to mind.
An a gud wun it waz!! and fast yoo were!! Hav a nice tiem at werk vet-tekiing!
They’re dead Jim!
Hey, wordpress just told me I am posting comments too quickly, slow down!!
Purrsunallee, I wunderz if teh kwilitez iz slowin fingz daon?
oh nnooee!! Tribble’s a Trekkie!! hehe Ai hopez theyz nawt deded. Jimmba lubbles all teh hanimals!!
*wirpurrs to Jimmba* Just about ebreebudee heer iz a Trekkie! Ar moat common tratz ar ar luv ov teh kittehs – an next iz ar luv fur teh Sci Fi.
uh oaz …. ai’s not a trekkie …. duz dis maek me bad?
if it duzn’t ai bets my lub for star wars will!! hehe 
‘S ok, Jimmba, dey duzznt noe I izznt a offishul trekkie eether! I jus lieks it alot an sumtymez getz teh refs rite. Mai leaky memree, let me show u it!
pheeyew! ai’m nawt the ownlee wun den! i gets teh refs mowst ob teh tyme, ai’s jst duzn’t watch it. My googlol powers, i shows u dem!!
I duzznt hab caybul, sew awl mai Trek watching wuz in reel tyme long ago (an far away, too, com tew that). An I lurves teh mooveez! #4 iz mai ROFLOL faveritt!
“The Journey Home” LOL!! Shurlee wun ov teh funniest!!
Milliing about awn teh San Francisco street corner. Klassik!!
Spock’s progress in lernin tew cuss iz wut duz it fer me, an hiz headband hydin teh eerz….
an teh seen in teh horspistal, an “Captain, there be whales here”, an, an ,an
Oh, LOL, the hospitlol!
“one little mistake…. ”
Trivia alurt:
Teh whale exxpert wuz layter seen on TV in teh role uv Annie on ‘Seventh Heavin”.
(Fanks fur letting me get that yoosless bit of info owt uv my brane. I needz all the spayce I can get.)
I lyke’s Spock learnin hao to yuse 1920’s Chicawgo slang in
“A Piece of teh akshun” in teh original
series.
I watchded orijinul Trekz bak win dey wuznt reerunz. (showz mai aij) Steel luvs mosta dem.
Evan Trekkyz liekz fuzzyz, not jes tribblz but kittehs 2. Dere wuz kittehs in “Katzpaw” and “Uh-sine-mint Urth” (*hard to write episode titles in lolspeak*)
But kitteh in “Uh-sine-mint Urth” not just kitteh — also kyooty at end uv show!
Star Warz will redeem yoo ebreetiem!!!
Ai DID say “luv of Sci Fi!!” Wich ov teh Star Warz iz yur favorite??? (Yes, this IZ a trik kweschun!) 
wut’s the trik??
I iz skared to answer now…. :O
Bottum line tho- I lurved them awl!! Evven the wuns wif Jar Jar.
Mii 2.
Fave– teh furs…OOPS nawt-sekkund wun, teh reel nawt-sekkund wun, teh wun Mr Z an I saw wen wii were daytin, an we’z bin married 28 yrz come Joon.
ZOMG, hard to beleeve it was that long ago!!
I saw it whyle I wuz werking at a summer camp.
At a drive-in!! Wuz prettie kewl on such a GINORMUS screen!
Yup, mine too. Teh varry nawt-sekund wun dat I stooded in line wif my frenz fur bak in 1977. Dat wuz THIRTY-WUN YEERS AGO!!11!!
*faints frum old age*
10 years beefor I wuz birthed
JIMMBA!!! Ai want yoo to knoe taht yoo passed teh test wif flying colors. an tehn went awn to pass summoar tests!!!
Teh rest ov yoo will lern yur test resultz laytur. But – ai am prowd ov awl of yoo!!!
Ai tink Jarjar wuz n mai class a foo yeers bak. Dis guys nawt eben clebber.
mai fayve be episode 5! me now lykin teh new wuns. taht silleh hayden christiansonansonanson “mai terrible acting, let me show yew it” DO NOT WANT!! ai dew likes Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan tho!!
mai fayve lolcat be “den u becom a doosh” wair teh kitteh is tellin baybe anakin hiz footur. Yor comment mayd me laffs.
Hai TORYK, i lubs teh kiddes fez in dat wun, he duz lewk like he’d grow up to be … well a sillee persun. Glad ai mayded yew chuckle, i tries mai bestest!
An teh perty Natalie Portman – lubbed her!
oooh, shinee identicon!
ooooh, shee is bootimus, didjoo see her wib teh baldee hed in Vee for Vendetta?
that wuz a grate moovie too!!
I iz luukin forward to her new moovie, Blooberry something.
Oh, itz ‘My Blooberry Nites’ (sic). Luks liek a gud wun!
ooh, ai’ll haf tew luk owt fur dat! ai’m lewkin forwurd to teh new indiana jones movie!! ananan teh Dark Knight!!
What moovies are all uv teh cheezpeeps lewkin forward tew seein soon?? x
I iz goin to see IRON MAN tomorrow nite!
Robert Downee Jr. wud have made a GRATE firemanz. *sigh*
Also lukking forward to Indy 4, Hancock, Wanted, SATC, Wall-E and Dark Knight. Mite nawt get to all uv those. But I tries!
Ai’m luking forward to teh noo Indiana Jones and teh noo Narnia.
an ai guess ai’d bedder google “Dark Knight” – cuz ai don’t know it- yet!! If yoo awl want to see it, ai guess probablee ai doo too!!!
tis teh noo batman flim!! I lubs batman, tis mai most favritist hero!!
siiiiiiih…drooool…Ewan….ai wants to tayke him to teh nawty barn, izzat okay?
yew can taeks him, aslong as yew go n fynd me Christina Scabbia!
WIN!
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Reelee??? ai guess ai ar reelee slo – nebber saw that. But it must bee noo?? Haz it eber happened befoar to enebuddee???
Itz happend to me befoar…my kwik triggur finger, let me show u it! LOL
iz happunz to meh sumtiemz, if ai haz a lawt to sai.
[i]Avarda Kitvara![/i]
glad you liked me pic. 4got 2 login when i made this picture.
nd dah caption b berry close 2 mine. i still likes it good job!
this pic is fake……ITS CROPPED………i can tell
photo iz no fair kitty is photoshoped in!! i call cheating cheater!
Although puppiez not az bad az doez pixies!
“I’ll just leave you three to nip them back in their cage…”
paw-pies will maek them sleeeeppp…..
Sleep mai pretties. Sleep.
Mwahahaha ha
and kyoot kitteh will make me splort…
*** holding 50’s baffing cap on wif boff handz, typing wif tayle***
hawld on tite, Leeza B! Iz berry early for loosin ur braynes
Leeza, hang awn tyte!!! CCC comin to help!
I fink I will be ok!! But ohhh… teh tinee littul kitteh, tryin to luk so FEERCE! it’s hard…
Leeza, heer iz CCC! Oh mai, u fergotz to fassen teh strap!
Fassen fassen
A liddul ducky taype, ripzzz rzzipp rip
Teypee taypee taypee
K? Nao eetz this weezil-shayped chawkilt (dark chawklit, mmm) an u be berree berree sayfe!
whew!! fanks Zauberflote!
btw.. they wuz playing Prokkoffiev’s R & J on the way inta werks todai and I thotted uf you… lotz uv prettie floot playing!
Didjoo get to heer teh dewel scene? Frowz terrorr into floot playerz ebbereewer, lolz!
Intoo “teh hartz ob floot playerz”, I shud sai.
I don’t fink it got that far… the stashun was onlee playin an exserpt.
Yoo know, zauberflote – ai musta herd taht at leezt a gazillion tiems – an nebber wunz did ai think ov teh poor fllolute (taht hard to day!) playurz. ai an prittee much do i in mai hed – so ai’ll trai to do teh dewel scene fur a wile. An think ov yoo!
Ai thot mai noo keyboard wud fix awl ov those typos!! Dint werk.
Oh Janet, u shud see teh part– itz zacklee wut teh violinz haz, anlee split up tween two playerz, an itz a reel hart-pownder! Nawt to menshum finger buster an tongue-skrambler! At teh end, wii wnatz to stand up an cheer 4 owrslevz!
An PS, Flolute it shall be forever maor– I harted taht!!!
mai teenkitteh plaz teh flolute–i will find it for her to listen to! any other suggestions for her to hear, ZF?
Raaarh! Putz alla ebil goggiez to sweep!
goggiez not ebil
goggiez joos silleh! 
ai finkz deys habbin a nap befor dey has a nom on teh hoomin wut photoshopped dis!
Mebbe teh kitteh’s just ‘angular’
lolz
ehe, angular kitteh has moar pointyends!!
Sowwee, Jimmba
I hazzing brane freeze an stukk inna “ebil wizzard mode”. Dinna meen anee harrrm!
is hokay ZF!! we’s awl know dat eberywun ob teh cheezfrenz lubs teh goggies an teh kittehs an teh lil hanimals tew!! no harm dun!
Look owt goggies! Yer gonna get tikkuled!
Unkul. Unkul. UNKUL!!!
Maus, deer, (deermaus??) u gotz sumfin….ummm…heer, spit awn dis hankee
*Maus obedientlee spitz*
*Wipe liddle bit ov dried-up wippee creem frum behine Maus’s leff eer*
Der u go, dear.
Um… fanks. I musta missded a spot…
R u shaving wif whippy creem Maus?
yew shavin behind yer eers, Maus?
The imaj ov a deermaus washin itz tyenee pawz an eerz wuz too mush to rezist!
http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Peromyscus_maniculatus.jpg
Awwwwwwww. Wen I wuz liddle, wii hadz a nest ob dem inna trunck ob a un-uzed car. The baybehz wuz seeeewww splortablee cyoooot!
Maus! LOL Iz google being yur friend – oar doo yoo hav a stash ov cyoot maus pikchurs sumwhere???
Google an Wikipedia are ALWAYS yer fren. I cudnt possiblee memember alla that stuff. But I noes how and where to luk fer it…
“deer mouse peers out” must be longfellers!
Peromyscus maniculatus
wut a long name 4 such a lil guy!!
deyz a poet nad dont noez it, but teh feetz showz it, cuz deys longfellers!
did u notice, teh smaller it iz, teh longer teh namez?
When yoos wake up, u will hab strawng desire to leave dis haws adn live sumwheres were kitteh nawt lives
Ormond McGill Kitteh says “mai hypnotik powerz, lets me show u dem”
Iz makin puppy-pie wiffout teh cawldrun.
Voldeemort got ur cawldren?
Akshullee, lass tyme I sawr it, tehse free uggletee stepsisterz wuz mutterin ober it, owt on teh windswept heef.
I wunner if dese saym free ugglete stepsisterz dat tryded tu awfur meh a loooooong nyf fur teh cawldrun. Ai aksed dem wut wuld ai do wif a loooooong nyf. Ai no needz it to nom mai cheezburgerz wif.
Petunia’s cuzzin Henwen showded meh ware it b hidden bai usin a bowl ob waturz.
Uh oh, I iz owt ob mai depf heer, I dont noe ennee Harry Potter
Howsoemebber, I haz teh chanse tew vyoo Galadriel’s bowl ob wadder!An I watchez u berree carefullee sew u dont steel eneefing else ob mine, liek dese tribblez heer, sai.
I duzn’t no ennee Harry Potter or Star trek. Iz iggerent!
Bee happee!!! So much fun yoo has yet to look forward to!!
(an ai hav awnlee seen teh HP moovies – nawt yet red teh buks. But peepl say on must do it)
Oh yes u MUST!
Teh Harree Potter buks are wun of teh most fun buks I has ever red, EVER!
Grate karacters, engrossing storee, and HOOMER too! Pik up wun, and u won’t be abul to put it down!
(Sowry if I iz gushing)
Ai wuz a big anti HP person b4…. ‘anyfing dat soooo manee ppl liek cant be dat good’ but ai wuz rong1!1!!!!11!! Gud thing ai founded out dat ai wuz rong and red teh books. Dey is now sum of mai favrit buks ever!!!
ohai kafleen, ai wuz teh eggact same way!!
Nao ai am hopelessly addikteded.
wun uv teh things ai luvs mostest is teh clever names…
Dass OK u dunno Hairy Pawter. HenWen is a piggy in teh Black Cauldron. I had no ideer her wuz relayted to Petunia, tho.
Ai lubz Lloyd Alexander!!!!!!!!!
Dat wun uf mai faburit seereezez. Dat an Susan Cooper’s Dark is Rising seereez…..
*lub of kid-lit let me show yoo it*
Yez, Yez,
Iz Alexander’s Prydain Chronicles — 4 or 5 books based on Welsh mythology. Den u can readz the Maginobion (spelling?) wit teh original mysts.
(My liberry ladee YA lit k-no ledge, let me sho u it.)
P. S. Hearded Alexander speak onct, he lookeded jus like the bard character in his books — kinda Ichabod Crane-ish.
Yay foar peepulz hoo no abowt Prydain Chronicles! I wanna naym wun uv my kidlets Taran or Gwydeon (sp?)
Verry, verry Kewl,
Hope u gets the chance soon. Anoder co-inky-dink on ICHC, where peoples of good tastes in buks meet!
P.S. Likes girlz name Eilonwy, too.
Petunia awlso b a piggeh…maynlee Porky’s gf. Glad tu c sum lolfrendz cot teh Prydain refrenz.
dubble, dubble
Toil adn trubble
Cauldrawn burn……
Dat wut dey wuz mutterin, ZF?
Yah, liek dat, onlee like leeza sais, day wuz sayin “tribble” nawt “trubble”, an dat heef iz soooo big, I fot I bedder run fer mai lief. Gotz enuff tribbles rownd heer deze daiz!
Shakespear meets Gene Roddenberry!
Wut else did dey coll…cawllab……get tugedder adn write?
well there wuz alwais the seen in the sekkund movie…
wif Ricardo Montalolban…
I bleevz part ob Hamlet wuz set in teh twilite zone, wuzznt it?
I just ‘members sumthin bowt the goggies uv war…..
there wuz a Shakespeare wun in teh
originul Star Trek. Kirk thot aktor on
ship had beenz murdering colony
gubbunor…tey akted Shakespear.
ai has just wun werd for this discushun:
battlestar galactica
I thot u wuz a faymus math, meth, uh… adder uv numbers?
thatz 2 werds!!
bubbul bubbul toyle and tribble…. hee
dibble, bibble toyl n tribble
cauldrun full ov kitteh kibble!
Is this a pointy end which I see be4 me
rayking twoard my hand? Come, let me snorgle thee.
You scratched me nawt, and yet I see thee still.
Art thow not, fatal kitteh, sensible
to snorgles az to sight? or art thou but
a pointy-end of the mind, a lol-cat,
proceeding from teh splort-addled brain?
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**awestruk**
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speechless! we are in the presence of greatness! WOWWW
yoo haz winned teh interwebz foreber an eber!!!1!!!1!
FTW fer sher. Dubble, dubble, toyl n trubble
Dey not ded ar dey? I r scared of kittehs naow
R Dey ded? Me scared of kittehs naow.
photoshop
sew wut if it iz?
‘Tiz a bad won.
Binglol!! Or is it Bleen!? Ware is Teho wen u needs him?
asspimples.
How’d THAT get there?
WEIRD!!
We both posted at same time, doctorcat…
how apropos….
ai rekummind clearlolsil!!
tehe, dis a funnee!! ai’s gut tew cleen coak orf mai pooter nao!!
dis pikture is da apidmy ofz epik FAIL ((naw, iz wuv it ^^))
PWNED!
or
DOG PWNED
ftw!!!
Yer alwais sew wittie, RD!
Jazz Pawz let me show U them
LOLZ!!! I googled Jazz Hands b/c I cudn’t remember the koreeograffer’s nayme, and luk wut I gotted:
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/09/jazz-hands/
cursez!
try agin.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/09/jazz-hands/
tooooo funny! thanks for the link!
All That Jazz — Bob Fosse –played by Roy Schieder
sry – quck trivia moment on my part 
King Darius foiled again.
Alert! Alert! Too much kyootness! Those considered at risk for overhappiness are urged to lie down in a ball and giggle. The kyoot alert is in affect until 3:45 in the county area, and 6:05 statewide. Check with hotline for school closings.
Verreh funneh, D.R.! Is that a pig fayc yoo is wayrin on yor avatar? It has teh kyoot!
Is puppeh.
Kitteh makes saving roll with +10 modifiers…
The cat is photoshopped into this picture.
Binglol again! I iz winnin here.
Hoo carez if fotoshopped? Iz kyoot an funny. Fank CC fur mah floofly baving cap an CHRG.
Wait a few minutes, change your name, and say it again.
WT..?
It happened again
GMTA, kafleen.
Us must be vigill–vijil–watch out fur teh silleez hoo fink dey smart if dey sez “fotoshop”.
I wanna no if dat TOE is fotoshopped, too.
Oh, NOeZ! I haz a sad! ‘Tis a rubbur toe!
NO it iz me toe I made this pic nd i likes the fotoshoping. I 4got 2 login when made me lol from this pic.
sooo photoshopped
Kitten is from here:
http://kittenwar.com/kittens/84180/
Yeah… I would think it’s pretty obvious that it’s photoshopped… doesn’t take a genius to see that, so gratz on your “most obvious person ever” award.
It’s cute, but would be even cuter if it was photoshopped better, lolz. Teh pups are so cute all sleepin!
I did it in a hurry wifee was wantin me off dah puter.
doan wurry bout deh “photoshopped trollz” LC79 hubby.
I doant unnerstand y they b thinkging dere iz ennyfing rong wif deh
photoshop. If itz funne, itz funnee. Itz like saying a cartoon izn’t
funnee cuz it’z not reel peepz. Makez no centz 2 mii.
.
wii b thinking it b funny adn that b wut iz ‘portant rownd heer —
deh humer and deh funz adn deh plaefulnesses.
.
BTW, I jus lub deh littul jazz handz kitteh!!
Dis remines me of teh cartune wher Tweety is in a tall tree in teh middul of teh goggie-pownd an Sylvestur tryes to get past teh sleepin goggies to nom him…it duzzunt wurk so gud.
Please kitteh, do it to me too, I can’t sleep at night Dx
Aha! I haz found a hole pile of sleepin goggies! wich wun I pounce on furst?
Uh-oh. Iz hyuman toe behine me. I no do nuffin, honest! I wuz just stretchin mah pointy enz fur eksersize.
Ttlly fotoshopped. Bummr.
Oh rly?
whai, tank, ewe Luanne, we nebber wud haev gest had it nawt bin fur ur ass-toot obsurvayshun. we kan has freedumb from teh shakuls of owr ignoranz
There’s gonna be carnage soon. *shakes hed and smiles sadly*
Good thing I’m going to work seen and won’t have to see it.
wut iz going on heer todai Kafleen?
I fink the trolls followed sum uv you over frum that Marie thred.
Or iz this the price ICHC pais for Intertube fayme and glorey? I has a sad!
We needs sum “Troll Awai” quik!!1!
Can you say “Photoshop”? Nice try, OP, but that is *so* fake.
I wud liek to say that this skwirrelly purrson’s opinom doez nawt represent the opinoms uv my traned skwirrlz. My skwirllz luvs a gud fotoshawp as much as teh next cheezpeep.
Kthxbai
leeza-b!! mai mummeh has a skwrly frend hoo popz tew her offiss ebrydae for a treat an a fussin, mai mummeh kawled him Chico! ai has sum vijoes which ai will put up on yewtoob sewn!!
N mai mummeh raisinged a bebbeh sqwirrl wot her named Nutmeg. After hims old enuf to go orf on hims oawn, hims commed bak to bisit. Sew cyoot!
kewl guiz! No need for wun of those, er,
**checks LCB’s commint for correckt akronom**
UGPWLPOPPWs to be givvin all skwirrlz a bad nom, er nayme!!
Let me noe win u haz the videeo put on Jimmba, I can’t waytez to see it!
I had a baby squirrel a few years ago. He fell from a tree in my front yard and was so small and skinny. His tail was very thin. When I nursed him back to health, his tail got all poofy and he rode around the house in my hair, which is par for the course since my nickname in high school was “Nest”.
Did you know that spells are an abomination?
(See Deuteronomy 18:10-12)
There shall not be found among you anyone who makes his son or his daughter pass through the fire, or one who practices witchcraft, or a soothsayer, or one who interprets omens, or a sorcerer, or one who conjures spells, or a medium, or a spiritist, or one who calls up the dead. For all who do these things are an abomination to the Lord
Is there anything that isn’t an abomination to god? Sheesh.
shurderiz…
gud nomz, gud wine, gud laffs, n kittehz.
but not if tehy’z fotoshoppd, kawz tehn tehy’z fake
Itz silliness like dis dat makez mii glad 2 b teh atheeist — if beeleeving in a
god meenz u can’t b having deh funz and skentz uv humer. Deh onlee abominoninominashun I b seeing heer iz implying dat dis kewt kitteh iz disgustikating tew ennyone.
I b enjoying eech day for wut it iz. Wen I hav no moar dayz, I hav
no maor dayz. Iz simpul. Teh thout uv being arownd 4ever and
beeing witness to teh unending pain adn suffering uv humanity wud
freek mii owt. I like teh thout uv an end. I just hoping it will b a
peasful adn painless end.
*patz teh bench next tew hurself*
Coem sit wif mii, cweenmj. Wii kin be teh godless heethinz tewgedder.
Yew fansee a drink?
Y thank yew, nightshayde. Plz tew putting a liddul eye uv newt
in mine.
ai willz be praying foar yu, then.
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
dey iz just habbin phun, yu dunt haz tew tayk it so seereeuslee. ai wuz slitelee offended wen ai furst heerd Ceiling Cat kawled God. ai haz lerned tew akcept it adn taykit awl in phun.
… sez teh purrson poasting wif teh nayme “celingcat?”
*werks on conjurring up a spell…..*
**POOF – BE GONE!!!!!1!!!!!!**
…
*koffkoffsputturgasp*
Kud sumwun call teh fyremenz? Ai finkz ai *mite* hab yoozed tew much uv teh exploadee powdurrz… dis kud be a problum.
*luks arownd*
Did ai at leest skerreded teh trollz awai wif awl teh smoek an noiz an stuff?
droL eht ot noitanimoba na era sgniht eseht od ohw lla roF .daed eht pu sllac ohw eno ro ,tsitirips a ro ,muidem a ro ,sleeps serujnoc ohw eno ro ,rerecros a ro ,snemo sterpretni owh eno ro ,reyashtoos a ro ,tfarchctiw secitcarp owh eno ro ,erif eht hguorht ssap rethguad sih ro nos sih sekam owh enoyna uoy gnoma dnouf eb ton llahs erehT”
?noitanimoba na era slleps taht wonk uoy diD
CellarCat 4:20
Crappy photoshop job = fail
pointing out the obvious even after it has been pointed out by others and dismissed by the rest = EPIC FAIL
Just sayin’
Nawt eefen caretrolls, but regyoolar trolls. Boo. At leest caretrolls hav aminal intrest at hart.
*enters room- luks lef- luks rite*
Taiks sumfin owt ov pokkit… Egads!!! Itza *gasp*- PHOTOSHOPPED mask!!
*putz it awn…*
“Hay, tihs pick iz photoshopped!!! Haow cud tehy taik kitteh owt ov himz own envyrinmint adn putz him wehre himz downt noew NEbuddy adn iz awl aloan wif awl tohse vishus goggies woo cud eetimup at NE minnit… OOOooohh teh hoomanities…”
*Taiks off mask – throwz it onna grownd- slipz awai…*
I have animal interests at heart. I don’t understand what outing a Photoshop job has to do with it.
**sit down Squirrellioni**
Maybee b/c u haz a skwillr name I haz hoap fur you, so:
/lolspeak off
It’s not that. This is a sore point here. The peeps on this site are all about just having fun, cutting up, and having a good laugh. We’re not ever (usually) being serious, unless we’re talking about something IRL, which isn’t often.
So, when you point out the obvious like that, it’s kind of being a spoilsport. We don’t care if it’s shopped.. we just care if it’s funny!! So if you really want to go, go, but maybe you might want to just stay and read til you get the hang of things here, and try again when you understand better what ICHC is all about.
lolspeak back on
Kthxhazaguddai!!
pssst — squirrellioni —- over here
*whispers*
ai recommends responding wif a joke or hyoomerous anecdote … prefurabbly of teh self-deppr… self dicrepp … nawt-taking-self-2-seriously variety … this will let the gathering throng noes that yew has a scents of humor. then tehy will invite yew to go troll-hunting wif them. usually tehre’s fuds and beverajes of choice after a successful hunt.
*microfone feedback* Can I has ur attention, plz? I has a impoartant announcemint here.
Teh driver for teh bus from teh Institoot for Unhappy Grouchy Peeps Who Like to Pee on Other Peep’s Proverbial Wheaties has reported that several UGPWLPOPPWs has excaped while teh bus was borked down outside of ICHC Central. Teh UGPWLPOPPWs managed to Photoshop a open window in teh bus while teh driver was fixin teh flat tire. A few UGPWLPOPPWs were recaptured immediately when they stopped to make fun of their own Photoshopping, but given teh UGPWLPOPPW’s uncontrollable need to be negative and inability to tolerate anyone else’s happyiness, a few have most certainly have infiltrated some ICHC commints pages.
Among teh known missing UGPWLPOPPWs are: Jeff, Joe and squirrellioni, although they might be all teh same UGPWLPOPPW wif a mulitple “personality”. If u see any of this peep, plz to say something to it in lolspeek. It will not be able to resist taunting u and this will give IUGPWLPOPPW handlers a chance to trankwilize it wif blowdarts and recapture it.
Donut beez teh alarumed: teh UGPWLPOPPWs is harmless and pose no threat to anyone other than themselves. They is moar of an annoyance than anything, like a gnat that buzzes around ur hed or a piece of grit stuck in ur shoo.
That is all. Except for that “Proverbial Wheaties” would beez a good name for a rock band.
ROFLPIMP
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Well said LCB, i concurrrr, or conpurrrrrr as it were! Tahnks for teh nouncment!
Anom, deer LCB, Anom..
We cud pawsiblee organ eyes a serch parti??
I will bring
Altimeter- In case tehy R hi up
Bull dozer – thair mai be bull – in sum form- invawlvd
Carbon bittid drill Cawse tehy mai has 2 haz a toof fixd *snerk*
D…
Deodorants, cus they is teh stinky
Elolphant gunz, in case teh elolphants wants to shoot them
Firemanz boot to collect moneys 4 teh tickle therapies and mabye to kik them in teh hed wif (accsidentally, of course)
Grayding equipmints (FAIL!!)
Herding goggies
Ice kyoobs
Jack (tyr) – in kays ther is flat tyrs inbolbed
Kittehs, kyoot wuns, as a distrakshun tekneek, in kays we is attaktikayted by teh enemas – oopsie, I meenz ennymeez
Llamas, in kays we needs a ride
M . . .
Monopoly -cawse we mite need “go direkly to jale”
Nancy Drew buks -4 hintz on detektifyin
Otterz- 4 a kyoot distrakshun..
P…
Puke antie-dote
Quarkz
Rythm and bloos (cuz the rythm is gonna get ya!)
Sakz (in wich tew stoar teh eggstra blowdartz)
Trankwileyezer-filled bubblols (distrakt – den *POP* wif teh drugz)
Uglifrootz (’cause no ABC list haz bin wiffowt dem laytelee)
V…
Wistle…. or floote- 4 wistling oar flooting… Sews yu noze ware we R..
Xakt pozishun meter..
Zippurz
Hoo??? Haow??? Ware iz V adn Y ??? My mental blawk..Let meh show yu it!!
I just said it was a Photoshop job. If you can deduce what kind of person I am because of that comment you are a better person than I.
Blowdart! Kwik!
Too layte!! I fink he exiled hisself vololuntarily though.
Ah, well. Mabye he/she was not a real UGPWLPOPPW but just in teh rong place at teh rong time saying teh rong thing. To avoid further dangers, everybuddy make sure to consult Gremlin’s Slightly Amended Troll Taxonomy posted on teh wall here before makin a commint.
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*Posts Gremlin’s Slightly Amended Troll Taxonomy on teh wall here*
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Gremlin’s Slightly Amended Troll Taxonomy
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1. Da “dis not funny” troll.
2. Da “don’ do dis wif yor poor kitty!” troll (aka caretroll)
3. Da “poyntz takin awai” troll
4. Da “photoshopped!” troll
5. Da “I hatez yor polittical vyewz an I despizes yor wai ov puttin things” troll
6. Da “yew tawkz beh-beh tawk; gidda reel lief!” troll
7. Da “I sawr dis pishoor befoar (inna WalMart/kard shop, on dis site, etc. etc.)” troll
8. Da “ebberybuddee alreddee sedded it 10 timex but I’m not gunna reed ennyfing but I’ll post it wun moar time!” troll
9. Da “wai ar yoo cawling tehm ’sumthing’ wen tehy ar cleerlee ’sumthing else’” troll
10.Da “wun burger” troll (vry simular to “poyntz takin awai” troll)
Wut abowt teh “U iz going to h-e-dubble teefpicks troll”? As in 5:30 am abuv.
Maybee we shud make that number 3 or 10, sinse we duz nawt haz burgerz ennymoar?
Or number elebenty, if we haz not givven up on gettin teh burgerz back.
NEVER give up hope on gettin teh burgerz back! Bite ur tung.
We rilly shouldn’t number them at all because it would be just like a, say #1 troll to think that it is somehow sooperior to a #8 troll. Put them in alphamabetical order or soemthing.
***OW***
Ur wite, we thhudnt give them their 15 nanothekkunds uf fayme.
I fink I need a bandij nao.
Need some antidote to warsh down teh bandij?
NO!!
Er, no, fankuverrymuch.
I’m sure itz just fine, fanks, but I iz feline MUCH bettur now, fanks ennyway, fanks so much fer asking.
*PHWOOF* * GAAAAK*
I Shudnt haz inhaled!!
Hold on. I’ll get teh antidote.
Ai B caerful if ai wur u, IDDD. Cud be wurser tahn teh poysen….
Gud poynt!! “Oh, noez, I awreddy hazza poynt!”
Purrhaps a tinee tinee martooni wud help 2 wash it down… *cof*
Or.. mai offur sum mezure of reliif… *cof*
UPDATE:
Add Luanne and Kitteh to teh list of excaped UGPWLPOPPWs.
Remember, cheezfrenz: these peeps is harmless and really should be pitied for their inability to has teh funs wifout being all pissy and stuff. Firemans will be coming around shortly wif a boot so u can donate a money or two to teh Institoot, where experimental tickle therapy is being used on UGPWLPOPPWs to great effect.
I will donayte sum complimentery 100p towlz for their conveenyance aftur the tikkling.
Onlee verry **slitely** yoosed.
Oh!! Oh!! *floofee paw inna air* Ai can holding a boot furr teh firemans?
Yes, but this time REMEMBER TO TAKE IT OFF TEH FIREMAN’S FOOT FIRST!
I haz herd ov cow tippin.. But firemins tippin izza furs…. nawt second!!
Does yu thinks zapping tehm with Teasers wud help?
Why not?
Just don’t overdo it. It’s lunchtime heer on teh eest coast of teh ‘merica and I don’t want mah lunch spoilt by teh acrid aroma of scorched UGPWLPOPPW.
Yew r rite.
NUFFING iz qwite liek teh odor uv scorched UGPWLPOPPW.
*shudder*
Verreh funneh, Duffy – I got sum eggstry Teasers rite hyeer. Ya need enny?? I yam happeh to donayt them to teh kawz.
Oh brother. Have fun. You people are WAY too…not my caliber…to waste any more time here.
Kwik! Get teh blowdart!
hey, sq … shud have left my msg above here instead
*dodges blowdarts flying through the air*
Spearmintle tiklin? Dey awriddy dooin dat fur reel at teh IPT – teh “Eye-land uv Purr-petchual Tiklin” ware dey sendz da inkorrijibul UGPWLPOPPWs.
Mai jazz hands, nobody noteices dem.
“Saaay, wuts taht?? Cud it beez ‘jazz hands?? Nice.”
Say, whutz this lyin heer on teh grownd?
*piks up UGPWLPOPPW mask*
*Sez, in unyooshully skayree and far-away voyce*
Say, did ennybuddee notiss? this imij appeers to be . . . *tayks deef breff*
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!
*tee-hee, gigglol!*
*runs away, dropping mask on grownd; a thunder of orinj paws is herd while Grem runs away*
I liks dis pic, I as nvr posded on teh lolz, mi lolspeak, iz not so gewd. but I lolz wif yew and fink dis pic is teh lol.
xcedra, I fink yr lolspeek is WUNDERFUL!!!!!! Ai am sew glad yew posted an ai hoeo yew will post moar! Fanks for laffin wif us…. we do liek to laff and teh moar teh merrier!
welkom xcedra! yur lolspeek is teh very gud, onlee rool in teh lolspeke is to plai nise an not say teh meenie fings. an haz fun wif teh lolz!1!!! yoo haz maed verry guud strat!1
Welkum, xcedra!
Teh Ebbil Gyant, wooz teh ownur ov teh toeses,
haz putted teh goggie puppiez tu sleap undure a malevohlint spel, wheraz oardinareely tehy wuud nawt waike up foar at leest a hunert yeers;
(kynda liek Sleapyng Beeutey.)
Kitteh Faireey Godmuvver, hoo jes heppined tu bees inna vicinnitee, haz jes showeded up unxpektidlee inna Gyant’s Cassel.
Mohmintarilee KFG wil putt teh Ebbil Gyant inna trance adn tehn awaikin teh sleappyng goggies frum dere slumbre-spel;
(her heppins tu knoe dere sleap-numbre).
Butt becuz KFG wuz iyn sucha byg hurree tu geyt heer,
her hadded noes tiem tu geyt awl dresseded up iyn her uoosual caustume; noe majik waund,oar pointee hat, oar fancee dress………
Soe her appeers kynda gloweee adn lumynuus – luukyng wen her bees outta rehguler KFG unyfourm;
(Tahts wye her luuks fotoshaupped!!!!)
Yesh. An sorta liek Peter Pan, she forgoted her shadow too…
Maus are u shure u duzznt have ennything to do wif the KFG being ‘gloweee’???
Who, me? How cud yoo ever eben consider such a fing?
*Harumph!*
where there’s smoke, usually my pants are on fyre.
reelee? I fot dat waz hao Maus attrackted teh fyreladees?
Wowsers, inna tiem iyt tuuk meh tu rite teh abuv poast, awl teh xcitemint ov teh troll abventure wuz oaver;
Wen Ai caime awn adn seed awl taht had heppined synce Ai wuz owf, Ai thot: Holy Nellie!! Ai misseded iyt awl!!!!!
Wel, Ai gess iyt goez tu shows taht ICHC iz nawt foar ebbereeboddee;
Iyf yuu cums awn heer wifaowt a scents ov hyuoomur, yuu ar hoeplisslee duuuumed!!!!
(Waiyt untyl Kafleen teh Donkey sees awl tihs-
Heh, heh, heh; Ai can ymajine wut her wil sez!!!!)
leeza, ai fink Maus habbing soem kind ob konnipshun fit awn “Current time” fred – bedder go C!
lolz! such a kyoot kitteh! <3!
ohai Lucy!!! how is yew today?
ai iz dooin gud. happtayl az awlwaez.
adn joo? ai hoeps yur dae iz goin brite adn cheery?
it be kinda rainny owtside… ai wuz gunna drive down tew teh washingmachine, DC… but nao Iz nawt sew sure. Is skool over fer yew yet?
ai hz a week adn a dae left
it wuz raynin reel hard over heer a cupula daez ago. windy adn rayny adn lightningy adn thundery adn haylly, etc etc. yu lukkeded owt adn yu wudda thot wii wuz habbin a hurrycayn oar sumfing! but teh skyz awr kleer tewdae! 
go bak ware yu belawng! stoopy weerdpress
tew bad it lukz fotoshoppeded
That’s such a dangerous thing to say today! Why u guise insist on flirting wif certain blowdarting? Why not just go down to teh areport and walk around wif fuses sticking outta ur shoes?
Well, this time it is a photo-composite. Not that it matters… and neither is repeatedly stating the obvious much of a creative contribution… but at least folks aren’t making complete asses of themselves over it.
PS — filling in for Simon Cowell today will be our very own Teho! WOOOOOOO!!
[crickets]
And doing a fien job he is!
Beautiful cat, BTW – 1 of urs? I had my avatar yesterdai, but itz goen todai.
That would be Mr. Bounce, yes.
teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00c2252696ee8e1d.html
Itz pawzibl yu haz tew sign in tew Wierd Pretzel agin.. Tehn yu shud haz it bak. Yehy alzo haz choyces on tehre now. Frum g raited tew R raited avatarz… Wut will tehy finkza ov next.. It boggels teh mind…
Fanks IDDD. Ai R sined in, but last nite I re-uploaded mai abatar to crop it difruntlee, sew that may be why.
U mean they is only being half-assed?
Fair to say.
Whose ass is it anyway?
GGAAAAAAA!!!! TEW MUSH KUSSIN! HALPZ!!1!1!11
Oh, sry.
Everybuddy, mark ur copies to read: Whose gluteus maximus is it anyway?
Latin’s ok wif u, rite?
Let’s not assume…
Ur rite. I shoulda beed moar assiduous.
oh goez ahed LCB, assert yerself.
the dammage is dun anyways…
I shall assent to ur wishes.
Ai assyoor yew — ebberyfing will be ok.
O, gud. Cause I rilly doesn’t want to be mired in any morass.
Wii can hier assassinz (if deyz gud wif teh blowdartz) jus as a precawshun.
As long as ther fee isntn asstronomical.
LOL! Aim nawt shur ai want to bee associated wif this thred!!!
This has become quite the rump rumpus.
Yur lukin a bit rumploled Teho!!
Assume nuffing….
for real haha
I dewnt meens to be a partee pewper, but WHY IS THE GREY CAT A CUTOUT BEING HELP UP MY HIS FOOT?
Wait, whut?
Is u suggesting that this picture is…
*musical sting*
Footshopped?
Ai cutted an paysted 2 ob LCB’s poasts… teh wun abowt UGPWLPOPPWs, an teh wun abowt Trollz. Ai finkz teh ottomatik “spelling and grammar” chek iz hoeplesslee confuzzled.
Smoking (mebbe borked) pyootur — lemme show u it!
Gud wun! Letz hoap it kan last 4evur. On AWL teh dogz.
Ai needz tew lern dis spell sew as to put mai liddulgurlkitteh to sleepz ebbery naoanden. Soooo much enerjee — let hur show u it. Ai getz tired jus watchin hur.
Wutt u miss wen u go to wurk.
Yup!!
I mist all teh fun tew!
Heer I sitz at bedtyme reedin an lol-in an missin teh funz
wifee sent reply to yr email. We liked the pics.
and ai sorry me fotoshopin was not up to my own standars but i did it n a hurry. I liked dah pic of dah kitty thought it would b good wif dah pic of dah goggies.
Iz berry nise!! Ai bee liekin itt!
Ai luuved teh pikshure; Adn Ai doan gibb a winkee-dink iyf iyt wuz fotoshaupped oar nawt!!!!!
Ai goes bye teh pikshure CONTENT: tu meh taht bees wut kounts!!!!!
Iyf awl dese troll peeps wud goes awn uvver intertoob sytes,
liek teh rlly seriyus foto-sites sutch az Fotonet oar Flicker,
yuu cud eesylee fynd fotos taht ruuteenly hav bin shaupped
adn noebuddee batts an eise-lash attit;
tehy rlly prise teh content, az du Ai!!!!!!!!!!!!
This pic is manipulated and photoshopped!! it should be removed!
Oh, Valerie, wut will wii due wif u???? Did u reed ENNY uv the fred abuv??? Oar did u just kum heer 2 b deh troll???? Dis site b a HUMER site! Not a REALITEE site!!! If u b lukking 4 realitee, U IZ IN DEH RONG PLAIS!!! Duz u think taht deh kittehz on deh uzzer pitcherz reelee b taawking???????????? And dat teh kapshunz were dere reel werds???? Duz u kumplaen dat cartoonz r not beeing reel???????????? And shud b removed frum weareber tehy r?????????????????? I didn’t think so.
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*Sprayz Valerie wif centz uv humer spritzer*
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I shur hope dat helpz. But sumhow I douting it.
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*sigh* ok. I dun ranting now.
Thank yew! thank yew! I b heer awl week.
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(but rite now I go due laundry. PLEH!! Tawk abowt realitee.
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i agrees….
shabam! teh goggies r sleepin… i keel dem in dere sleep uwvr an uwvr….
“yessssssss….ok eezy now. time to check thair purses…OMG LOL IM GUNNA BE RITCH”
yaya thay finly usd wun o mah lols on ICHC! Mah newzpapr hasd editorial sayn taht ICHC was bad! WTF its BS!
*Very bad idea in progress*
u da best websit evr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this photo cheatz. kitteh is added in by photoshop. wa hoopin to keepin it real?