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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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leeza-b

Lolnascar! U didz it agin!
Corm rats and niec job taking care uv the goggies!
Can u stai and partee todai?

zauberflote

Wii singz fur u, “Hao mush iz taht goggie in da windoe”

 
lolnascar

Fanks, and fanks for askin, but I gotta put on mah LOLvetteck unyform todai and werks. I can has quick koffee with cheezfrenz then orffs I go.

Tribble

Haz a gud dai at wurk hunnie. Doan’t furgit a munnie fur lunch.

lolnascar

Fanks deer. Iz brown baggin it todai.

Tribble

*Tribble qwiklee hydez a tribble in lolnascar’s lunch. Mutters something about what else she can do with all these tribbles.*

lolnascar

I take it to werk an put in a kennul…prank da cowerkers.

Tribble

Eye wuz jus bout tu tayke it out an put it in da poket uff ur uneeform. It wood eat ur lunchie an fill da bag wit lotz uff tribbles, an den u b hungree. Eye wood feel bad bout dat!

zauberflote

Bess nawt to put in ennee pokkitzez (What has it gawt in itz pawkitzez, preshhhusss?)(Oopz gawt siedtrakked) U noez how pokkitz tendz to ketch awn fyre theze daiz!

 
 
 
 
 
zauberflote

Lolnascar, teh middul puppy lukz kinda mokkalahttay-ish. I fixin sum rite nao! An habz a cupple elebbenteedozenz chawklit krwahsangtz too!

 
 
 
 
 
 
lolnascar

Sry, didnt meen to be so ebil, just nawt sekond ting dat came to mind. :oops:

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

An a gud wun it waz!! and fast yoo were!! Hav a nice tiem at werk vet-tekiing! :)

lolnascar

:-) K, see u guyses latur! Haves a gud day.

 
 
 
Tribble

They’re dead Jim!
Hey, wordpress just told me I am posting comments too quickly, slow down!!

zauberflote

Purrsunallee, I wunderz if teh kwilitez iz slowin fingz daon?

 
Jimmba

oh nnooee!! Tribble’s a Trekkie!! hehe Ai hopez theyz nawt deded. Jimmba lubbles all teh hanimals!!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

*wirpurrs to Jimmba* Just about ebreebudee heer iz a Trekkie! Ar moat common tratz ar ar luv ov teh kittehs - an next iz ar luv fur teh Sci Fi.

Jimmba

uh oaz …. ai’s not a trekkie …. duz dis maek me bad? :( if it duzn’t ai bets my lub for star wars will!! hehe :D

zauberflote

‘S ok, Jimmba, dey duzznt noe I izznt a offishul trekkie eether! I jus lieks it alot an sumtymez getz teh refs rite. Mai leaky memree, let me show u it!

Jimmba

pheeyew! ai’m nawt the ownlee wun den! i gets teh refs mowst ob teh tyme, ai’s jst duzn’t watch it. My googlol powers, i shows u dem!! :D

zauberflote

I duzznt hab caybul, sew awl mai Trek watching wuz in reel tyme long ago (an far away, too, com tew that). An I lurves teh mooveez! #4 iz mai ROFLOL faveritt!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

“The Journey Home” LOL!! Shurlee wun ov teh funniest!!

Milliing about awn teh San Francisco street corner. Klassik!!

zauberflote

Spock’s progress in lernin tew cuss iz wut duz it fer me, an hiz headband hydin teh eerz….

zauberflote

an teh seen in teh horspistal, an “Captain, there be whales here”, an, an ,an

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leeza-b

Oh, LOL, the hospitlol!
“one little mistake…. ”

Trivia alurt:
Teh whale exxpert wuz layter seen on TV in teh role uv Annie on ‘Seventh Heavin”.
(Fanks fur letting me get that yoosless bit of info owt uv my brane. I needz all the spayce I can get.)

 
 
booklion

I lyke’s Spock learnin hao to yuse 1920’s Chicawgo slang in
“A Piece of teh akshun” in teh original
series.

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Aahz

I watchded orijinul Trekz bak win dey wuznt reerunz. (showz mai aij) Steel luvs mosta dem.
Evan Trekkyz liekz fuzzyz, not jes tribblz but kittehs 2. Dere wuz kittehs in “Katzpaw” and “Uh-sine-mint Urth” (*hard to write episode titles in lolspeak*)
But kitteh in “Uh-sine-mint Urth” not just kitteh — also kyooty at end uv show! ;-)

 
 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Star Warz will redeem yoo ebreetiem!!! :D Ai DID say “luv of Sci Fi!!” Wich ov teh Star Warz iz yur favorite??? (Yes, this IZ a trik kweschun!) ;)

leeza-b

wut’s the trik??
I iz skared to answer now…. :O

Bottum line tho- I lurved them awl!! Evven the wuns wif Jar Jar. :oops:

 
zauberflote

Fave– teh furs…OOPS nawt-sekkund wun, teh reel nawt-sekkund wun, teh wun Mr Z an I saw wen wii were daytin, an we’z bin married 28 yrz come Joon.

leeza-b

ZOMG, hard to beleeve it was that long ago!!
I saw it whyle I wuz werking at a summer camp.
At a drive-in!! Wuz prettie kewl on such a GINORMUS screen!

 
doctorcat

Yup, mine too. Teh varry nawt-sekund wun dat I stooded in line wif my frenz fur bak in 1977. Dat wuz THIRTY-WUN YEERS AGO!!11!!

*faints frum old age*

Jimmba

10 years beefor I wuz birthed :P

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JIMMBA!!! Ai want yoo to knoe taht yoo passed teh test wif flying colors. an tehn went awn to pass summoar tests!!! :D

Teh rest ov yoo will lern yur test resultz laytur. But - ai am prowd ov awl of yoo!!!

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eubie

Ai tink Jarjar wuz n mai class a foo yeers bak. Dis guys nawt eben clebber.

 
 
Jimmba

mai fayve be episode 5! me now lykin teh new wuns. taht silleh hayden christiansonansonanson “mai terrible acting, let me show yew it” DO NOT WANT!! ai dew likes Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan tho!!

theonlyriayouknow

mai fayve lolcat be “den u becom a doosh” wair teh kitteh is tellin baybe anakin hiz footur. Yor comment mayd me laffs.

Jimmba

Hai TORYK, i lubs teh kiddes fez in dat wun, he duz lewk like he’d grow up to be … well a sillee persun. Glad ai mayded yew chuckle, i tries mai bestest! :D

 
 
SwantonDiva

An teh perty Natalie Portman - lubbed her!

4point5kittehs

oooh, shinee identicon!

 
Jimmba

ooooh, shee is bootimus, didjoo see her wib teh baldee hed in Vee for Vendetta?

leeza-b

that wuz a grate moovie too!!
I iz luukin forward to her new moovie, Blooberry something.
Oh, itz ‘My Blooberry Nites’ (sic). Luks liek a gud wun!

Jimmba

ooh, ai’ll haf tew luk owt fur dat! ai’m lewkin forwurd to teh new indiana jones movie!! ananan teh Dark Knight!!
What moovies are all uv teh cheezpeeps lewkin forward tew seein soon?? x

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leeza-b

I iz goin to see IRON MAN tomorrow nite!
Robert Downee Jr. wud have made a GRATE firemanz. *sigh*

Also lukking forward to Indy 4, Hancock, Wanted, SATC, Wall-E and Dark Knight. Mite nawt get to all uv those. But I tries!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai’m luking forward to teh noo Indiana Jones and teh noo Narnia.
an ai guess ai’d bedder google “Dark Knight” - cuz ai don’t know it- yet!! If yoo awl want to see it, ai guess probablee ai doo too!!! :D

 
Jimmba

tis teh noo batman flim!! I lubs batman, tis mai most favritist hero!!

 
 
 
 
 
mugglemary

siiiiiiih…drooool…Ewan….ai wants to tayke him to teh nawty barn, izzat okay?

Jimmba

yew can taeks him, aslong as yew go n fynd me Christina Scabbia! :D

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Reelee??? ai guess ai ar reelee slo - nebber saw that. But it must bee noo?? Haz it eber happened befoar to enebuddee???

leeza-b

Itz happend to me befoar…my kwik triggur finger, let me show u it! LOL

 
dapanferkitteh

iz happunz to meh sumtiemz, if ai haz a lawt to sai.

 
 
Dexaan

[i]Avarda Kitvara![/i]

 
 
LC79's_hubby

glad you liked me pic. 4got 2 login when i made this picture.
nd dah caption b berry close 2 mine. i still likes it good job!

 
me

this pic is fake……ITS CROPPED………i can tell

 
 
Tribble

Although puppiez not az bad az doez pixies!

mugglemary

“I’ll just leave you three to nip them back in their cage…”

 
 
leeza-b

paw-pies will maek them sleeeeppp…..

3floofiekittehs

Sleep mai pretties. Sleep.
Mwahahaha ha