*POOF*
*POOF* Mah sleeping spell wrkd!
oar did u jus haz a rly boring meeting?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I kilt dem awl!
Lolnascar! U didz it agin!
Corm rats and niec job taking care uv the goggies!
Can u stai and partee todai?
Wii singz fur u, “Hao mush iz taht goggie in da windoe”
Fanks, and fanks for askin, but I gotta put on mah LOLvetteck unyform todai and werks. I can has quick koffee with cheezfrenz then orffs I go.
Haz a gud dai at wurk hunnie. Doan’t furgit a munnie fur lunch.
Fanks deer. Iz brown baggin it todai.
*Tribble qwiklee hydez a tribble in lolnascar’s lunch. Mutters something about what else she can do with all these tribbles.*
I take it to werk an put in a kennul…prank da cowerkers.
Eye wuz jus bout tu tayke it out an put it in da poket uff ur uneeform. It wood eat ur lunchie an fill da bag wit lotz uff tribbles, an den u b hungree. Eye wood feel bad bout dat!
Bess nawt to put in ennee pokkitzez (What has it gawt in itz pawkitzez, preshhhusss?)(Oopz gawt siedtrakked) U noez how pokkitz tendz to ketch awn fyre theze daiz!
***air kiss***
Lolnascar, teh middul puppy lukz kinda mokkalahttay-ish. I fixin sum rite nao! An habz a cupple elebbenteedozenz chawklit krwahsangtz too!
yumm
Sry, didnt meen to be so ebil, just nawt sekond ting dat came to mind.
An a gud wun it waz!! and fast yoo were!! Hav a nice tiem at werk vet-tekiing!
They’re dead Jim!
Hey, wordpress just told me I am posting comments too quickly, slow down!!
Purrsunallee, I wunderz if teh kwilitez iz slowin fingz daon?
oh nnooee!! Tribble’s a Trekkie!! hehe Ai hopez theyz nawt deded. Jimmba lubbles all teh hanimals!!
*wirpurrs to Jimmba* Just about ebreebudee heer iz a Trekkie! Ar moat common tratz ar ar luv ov teh kittehs - an next iz ar luv fur teh Sci Fi.
uh oaz …. ai’s not a trekkie …. duz dis maek me bad?
if it duzn’t ai bets my lub for star wars will!! hehe 
‘S ok, Jimmba, dey duzznt noe I izznt a offishul trekkie eether! I jus lieks it alot an sumtymez getz teh refs rite. Mai leaky memree, let me show u it!
pheeyew! ai’m nawt the ownlee wun den! i gets teh refs mowst ob teh tyme, ai’s jst duzn’t watch it. My googlol powers, i shows u dem!!
I duzznt hab caybul, sew awl mai Trek watching wuz in reel tyme long ago (an far away, too, com tew that). An I lurves teh mooveez! #4 iz mai ROFLOL faveritt!
“The Journey Home” LOL!! Shurlee wun ov teh funniest!!
Milliing about awn teh San Francisco street corner. Klassik!!
Spock’s progress in lernin tew cuss iz wut duz it fer me, an hiz headband hydin teh eerz….
an teh seen in teh horspistal, an “Captain, there be whales here”, an, an ,an
Oh, LOL, the hospitlol!
“one little mistake…. ”
Trivia alurt:
Teh whale exxpert wuz layter seen on TV in teh role uv Annie on ‘Seventh Heavin”.
(Fanks fur letting me get that yoosless bit of info owt uv my brane. I needz all the spayce I can get.)
I lyke’s Spock learnin hao to yuse 1920’s Chicawgo slang in
“A Piece of teh akshun” in teh original
series.
I watchded orijinul Trekz bak win dey wuznt reerunz. (showz mai aij) Steel luvs mosta dem.
Evan Trekkyz liekz fuzzyz, not jes tribblz but kittehs 2. Dere wuz kittehs in “Katzpaw” and “Uh-sine-mint Urth” (*hard to write episode titles in lolspeak*)
But kitteh in “Uh-sine-mint Urth” not just kitteh — also kyooty at end uv show!
Star Warz will redeem yoo ebreetiem!!!
Ai DID say “luv of Sci Fi!!” Wich ov teh Star Warz iz yur favorite??? (Yes, this IZ a trik kweschun!) 
wut’s the trik??
I iz skared to answer now…. :O
Bottum line tho- I lurved them awl!! Evven the wuns wif Jar Jar.
Mii 2.
Fave– teh furs…OOPS nawt-sekkund wun, teh reel nawt-sekkund wun, teh wun Mr Z an I saw wen wii were daytin, an we’z bin married 28 yrz come Joon.
ZOMG, hard to beleeve it was that long ago!!
I saw it whyle I wuz werking at a summer camp.
At a drive-in!! Wuz prettie kewl on such a GINORMUS screen!
Yup, mine too. Teh varry nawt-sekund wun dat I stooded in line wif my frenz fur bak in 1977. Dat wuz THIRTY-WUN YEERS AGO!!11!!
*faints frum old age*
10 years beefor I wuz birthed
JIMMBA!!! Ai want yoo to knoe taht yoo passed teh test wif flying colors. an tehn went awn to pass summoar tests!!!
Teh rest ov yoo will lern yur test resultz laytur. But - ai am prowd ov awl of yoo!!!
Ai tink Jarjar wuz n mai class a foo yeers bak. Dis guys nawt eben clebber.
mai fayve be episode 5! me now lykin teh new wuns. taht silleh hayden christiansonansonanson “mai terrible acting, let me show yew it” DO NOT WANT!! ai dew likes Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan tho!!
mai fayve lolcat be “den u becom a doosh” wair teh kitteh is tellin baybe anakin hiz footur. Yor comment mayd me laffs.
Hai TORYK, i lubs teh kiddes fez in dat wun, he duz lewk like he’d grow up to be … well a sillee persun. Glad ai mayded yew chuckle, i tries mai bestest!
An teh perty Natalie Portman - lubbed her!
oooh, shinee identicon!
ooooh, shee is bootimus, didjoo see her wib teh baldee hed in Vee for Vendetta?
that wuz a grate moovie too!!
I iz luukin forward to her new moovie, Blooberry something.
Oh, itz ‘My Blooberry Nites’ (sic). Luks liek a gud wun!
ooh, ai’ll haf tew luk owt fur dat! ai’m lewkin forwurd to teh new indiana jones movie!! ananan teh Dark Knight!!
What moovies are all uv teh cheezpeeps lewkin forward tew seein soon?? x
I iz goin to see IRON MAN tomorrow nite!
Robert Downee Jr. wud have made a GRATE firemanz. *sigh*
Also lukking forward to Indy 4, Hancock, Wanted, SATC, Wall-E and Dark Knight. Mite nawt get to all uv those. But I tries!
Ai’m luking forward to teh noo Indiana Jones and teh noo Narnia.
an ai guess ai’d bedder google “Dark Knight” - cuz ai don’t know it- yet!! If yoo awl want to see it, ai guess probablee ai doo too!!!
tis teh noo batman flim!! I lubs batman, tis mai most favritist hero!!
siiiiiiih…drooool…Ewan….ai wants to tayke him to teh nawty barn, izzat okay?
yew can taeks him, aslong as yew go n fynd me Christina Scabbia!
WIN!
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Reelee??? ai guess ai ar reelee slo - nebber saw that. But it must bee noo?? Haz it eber happened befoar to enebuddee???
Itz happend to me befoar…my kwik triggur finger, let me show u it! LOL
iz happunz to meh sumtiemz, if ai haz a lawt to sai.
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glad you liked me pic. 4got 2 login when i made this picture.
nd dah caption b berry close 2 mine. i still likes it good job!
this pic is fake……ITS CROPPED………i can tell
Although puppiez not az bad az doez pixies!
“I’ll just leave you three to nip them back in their cage…”
paw-pies will maek them sleeeeppp…..
Sleep mai pretties. Sleep.
Mwahahaha ha