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this is the LAST TIME i’m gettin this frisbee

darn kidz…

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  1. Msfolly says:

    O yeah? Wellz, u comez ups here and say that!

  2. Raziya says:

    frisbee no cheezburgr!

  3. mertle says:

    Animal stuff really never gets old…so cute!

  4. Johnson442 says:

    ALRIGHT! WHO TOOK THE *&$@!~*(&* LADDER??

    • *shylee raises paw* um… sawee…. ai needed it for mai flyinf trapeez act :oops:

      • kafleen says:

        WEW???

        I is up heer in mah bubbul waitin…

        wen doo wee get too see dis flyin trapeez act???

        *taps hoof impashuntlee furr teh show*

        • kafleen says:

          POP!

          *falls owt an lands on…. ?

        • kafleen says:

          *pokes Kafleen II an looks beeseecheenglee*

          • kafleen says:

            (donkees r gud @ beeseecheeng luks, u noe)

            • idansdansdans says:

              OK, OK stawp lukkin beeseeching.. I canna standz it!! I wil givs yu ANYfing yu wantz…
              Except Alice…

              • kafleen says:

                Macadamia Nut White Chocolutt cookee dough?????

                • idansdansdans says:

                  *luks giltee*
                  *Mmlphz, mumngphr, glunbflth… gulp!*
                  .
                  Duzzin haz enee, kafleen, Nope nebber had enee at all!!
                  I dew, howebber hav a gift sertificat 4 a bloo bukkit ov tastee spring clover that I wuz saving 4 a speshul gift, 4 a speshul donkey.. Tehy R AWL 4 leef clovers, byootimus, tastee AND nootrishus!!!

                  • kafleen says:

                    Oh….YOU!!!

                    *Donkee stamps hoofs in frustrashun.*

                    I has a conundrum. I duz not noe wevvur too pick u up and shake
                    teh MNWCCD owta u, or fawn obbur doze cyoote littul tap shoos.

                    I juss now figgured out wutt teh picshur wuz.

                    Oh, WP, why cant teh picshurs bee juss a teeeeenee bit bigger?

                    Gimmee dat gift certificate.
                    *donkee leaves*
                    *donkee returns, afftur lawwwwwng time*

                    Now stand still. *drapes cloak over Carol*

                    I has taken ebbree singul wun ub mah 4 leef clovers and had a littul
                    blessing putted on ebbree wun. Den I gentlee sewed dem allllll tugeddur
                    and maded a Special Cloak of Robust Dawnkey Health for you.

                    Now you wear dis too bed and wake up feeling freshy and luvved.

                    โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅCarolโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ

                    • idansdansdans says:

                      Oh, Kafleen, mai eyez R full of likwid happiness, IRL. Onlee yu, dear one, wud do such a deed ov wondress giving. I will nebber in mai lyfe forget wut yu hav dun tonite in the spirit ov caring… Mai doctors will miss meh. :smile:
                      Itz byootifull adn fitz purrfekly! I fank yu frum the bottom ov mai hart!
                      {{{{{KAFLEEN}}}}}

                      • kafleen says:

                        U bee shur an tell dem dummee docturs twuz Luv dat cyurred
                        u, not der stoopee selbs wiff dere expensival an plehy pills and
                        pokeengs.

                        :P

              • keogh says:

                it’s just a half a mile from teh railroad track

          • okay okay
            *climbs up ladder
            keeps climbin
            climbing still
            stands awn teh tra-peas platform
            jumps n swings on teh trapeez
            back n forf
            back n forf
            back n forf
            ANNNNNND for teh dismount…
            (drumrollllllllllllllllllllllllll)
            an octuple summer-salt tuk!!!*
            TaDa!!!!!!!

            • cweenmj says:

              *Thunderus applesauce!!!!
              *Kittehz jumping upz adn downz!!!!
              *Much cheeringz and wistulingz!!!!
              *Trowing uv flowerz and chokklitz!!!!!!!!!

              • fankyoo! fankyoo! ai’ll be heer awl week

                nitey nite, cheezpeeps! Fanks foar cheerin me up in teh last thread!

                • cweenmj says:

                  g’nite, sweetee. โ™ฅ

                • Johnson442 says:

                  Yes, wonderful show. Well done, indeed!
                  NOW CAN I HAS THE *&$@!~*(&* LADDER BACK?!?

                  • *resooms sheepish look*

                    Yes uv course. Sawee… :(

                    • kafleen says:

                      *dawnkee snatches laddur and runs awai, laffing*

                      • MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh says:

                        O YA, KAFLEEN?!?! WELL, UH, U NO WUT?!?! MAI CAPSLOK KEE IZ STUK! AN, AN, U NO WUT ELS? I STEEL UR BUKKITZ!

                      • Johnson442 says:

                        Darkness has softly fallen. The stars twinkle above as they have since the dawn of Time. Up and down the street lights shine out of windows, showing families enjoying a dinner together, or simply enjoying each others’ company.
                        However, all is not well in this placid slice of Americana. Upon one roof, with a dark and empty house beneath, sits a lone exception to the quiet and serenity surrounding it.
                        His voice raw from howling, pleading, cursing, and begging, for some help, any help, sits the poor victim of a donkey’s forgotten mischevious prank. Will his situation, his utter helplessness and isolation, occur to the holder of the ladder he so desperately needs? He knows that calling for help now will only result in a shower of old shoes and shouted calls for quiet. He hopes, but his hope wanes, drifting away as the soft breeze that lightly rustles the few remaining leaves on the trees. Trees too far away to be a simple solution for one expert at climbing.
                        Finally, he realizes…He is skrood.

                        • kafleen says:

                          His cell phone rings.
                          He answers.
                          An obnoxious braying sound assails his ears, and then a dial
                          tone.

                        • Johnson442 says:

                          (Much, MUCH loud lafter from Mr. & Mrs. J442)
                          Mrs. J442 sends favorite dogs to rescue stranded kat.
                          And it’s a sad, SAD day when a Dawg has to rescue a Kat!!!

                        • idansdansdans says:

                          *clap, clap, clap of sawftist paws*
                          Frum trajadee to comadee…
                          *Bravo- Bravo*

            • kafleen says:

              *dawnkey throws roses*

              • MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh says:

                *Dukk throwz cattaylz* (Yesh, dukkeez can be DAT crewl! >=D)

                • MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh says:

                  Oopz I ment 2 put dis up wer kafleen sed “*dawnkey throws roses*” …So…Ya…Dats wer der s’posd 2 be…

                  • MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh says:

                    Wayt…Wut be goin on wif mai comments?!?! O.o Juss a sekkund ago dis comment wuz at teh bottm. Weerd.

                    • kafleen says:

                      It duz dat in hopes dat u will comment abowt it, den it throws it up
                      whar it beelongs, den laffs at u furr looking sillee.

                      *shakes hoof at W.P*

    • Msfolly says:

      Ha Ha! I like that.

  5. Tarean says:

    lazee cat is lazee

  6. kafleen says:

    OOh, dere’s sum verreh inturessting stuff in dis gutter.

    Apple (rotten)
    Banana Peel
    Crusty old hairy indeterminubull object….

  7. Jenniffuurr says:

    Kitteh on a Hot Tin Roof?

    • Aahz says:

      Naw, lookit treez – iz nawt summur. Moar liek “Kitteh awn uh kowld sheengl rufe”
      Dis kitteh smartz – moar burdz up heer – jus liek smorgiz… smargus… bufay :-)

    • lolnascar says:

      Iz Don Gato…r u familiar with teh song?

      • Jenniffuurr says:

        Awl I member is:
        Senior Don Gato wuzza cat
        Onna hi red roof Don Gato sat

        Had ta sing it in bout 4th grade myoosic class…

        • lolnascar says:

          *clears froat*

          Oh Senor Don Gato was a cat
          On a high red roof Don Gato sat
          He went there to read a letter,
          Meow, meow, meow
          Where the reading light was better,
          Meow, meow, meow
          ‘Twas a love note for Don Gato

          I adore you wrote the lady cat
          Who was fluffy, white and nice and fat
          There was not a sweeter kitty,
          Meow, meow, meow
          In the country or the city,
          Meow, meow, meow
          And she said she’d wed Don Gato

          Oh, Don Gato jumped so happily
          He fell off the roof and broke his knee
          Broke his ribs and all his whiskers,
          Meow, meow, meow
          And his little solar plexus,
          Meow, meow, meow
          Ay Caramba cried Don Gato

          Then the doctors all came on the run
          Just to see if something could be done
          And they held a consultation,
          Meow, meow, meow
          About how to save their patient,
          Meow, meow, meow
          How to save Senor Don Gato

          But in spite of everything they tried
          Poor Senor Don Gato up and died
          And it wasn’t very merry,
          Meow, meow, meow
          Going to the cemetery,
          Meow, meow, meow
          For the ending of Don Gato

          When the funeral passed the market square
          Such a smell of fish was in the air
          Though his burial was slated,
          Meow, meow, meow
          He became reanimated,
          Meow, meow, meow
          He came back to life, Don Gato

          *curtseh*:-P

          • Jenniffuurr says:

            Thanx! I could heer teh teecher poundin on teh pe-anner an cood almose see Robby, teh cutsie boi sittin cross frum me makin faces an rollin himz ii’s. I had to splain teh fax of kitteh life to him – u no, bout teh nine lifes n awl. I gnu even tehn I’d grow up to b a vettech. Rnt u a vetttech also, lolnascar?

            • lolnascar says:

              I iz jennifuur, I iz! N my back iz achin todai for pickin up teh big fat pashents, lolz

              • Jenniffuurr says:

                I heerz ya, sistah! I keep beggin teh boss-man to hire a yung stud to do teh hevvy liftin 4 me. I tell him teh day will com wen I can’t moov fast enuff to proteck him frum teh Feline-o-Fury, on accownt of mai bad back, unless I have sum help. Wonder if teh NYG in teh Nawty Barn duz mor than jus ironing? Maybe I’ll slip him a job applycation nex tyme I’m out tehre…

                • *snert* gud ideer
                  .
                  dem buff yung guys… dey liek to feel useful, yew know.

                • lolnascar says:

                  I always vote four hirin the big strong cabana boyz! :-D Dey kyoot and dy wann show orff an pick up teh big fat goggehs! We no have cabana boyz durin ghe day :-(

                  p.s. I wuz just typin impoortant email and referring to sumwun as Jennifur, nope, backspace Jennifer!!, lolz

          • idansdansdans says:

            *Brava- Brava*
            Claps pawssies VERY hard- yeowtch!
            Wut a wundeful sawng.. Adn a purrfek ending..
            Fanks muchly :smile:

          • kafleen says:

            *sigh*

            We LUBBBBED dat song back in third grade. We wud sing and sing it. We wud
            screem teh end!

            Dat wuz teh best musical class ebbur. It wuz magical and bootimuss and
            misteerius room! Wuzz full uv wunddurfullness. We had so much fun. Mrs.
            Darling, you really were.

  8. lightchild79 says:

    Dead skwerl
    Egg frum uh burdy nest
    Fallen leebz
    Grey ded objikt
    H….
    kitteh haz deh problimz tellin ppl no……

    • Aahz says:

      Ded burd….

      Gonna put it awn u…..

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

      (*lessee hoo iz nawt sekkund to rekanize ware dat frum*)

      • nightshayde says:

        Eddee Murfee?

        • Aahz says:

          helo kitteh … i meen nightshayde! ;-)
          U gitz da prize 4 bein nawt sekkund to rekanize da ded burd!
          heer … u can haz burd-shaypted chokklits wif creemy fillinz… watt flayvur iz ur fayvrit?

          • nightshayde says:

            Either vanilla or caramel or chocolate or peanut butter or buttercream or mocha or something of that sort, please.
            Nuffing wif teh nutz oar teh froot fillingz…. *shudder*

            • Aahz says:

              K — no nutz, frootz, oar stuffs liek dats. Awl teh utters r purr-fikly yummee … how bouts wun uv eech flayvur? Gotz plinty heer wif me….

              • nightshayde says:

                Ooooh!
                *rubz foofee pawz togedder wif anticipatoree glee*

                • Aahz says:

                  Awww, G — ifn u liekz chokklit sew muchly den u can has teh hole bocks
                  *hands nightshayde box of chocolates*
                  but 2 kwote Forist Gump, “I ayt sum….” :-)

                  • MelONyx says:

                    Umm, kyurious. Yew R an Asprin fan, Aahz?

                    • ohai melonyx! ai am glad yew came back!! if yew go back to teh last thread yew will see dat a bunch o’ cheezpeeps stopped by tew say hallo! ai has to go nao, but ai hope ai will see yew anudder day? cum back an plai soon!!!

                      • MelONyx says:

                        Late here, will prolly be back soon. Fanks for all teh lubberly welcomings! Nitey-nite, all!

                    • Aahz says:

                      ohai, MelONyx! haowd u gess? :-) Yup, I bin un Asprin fan sinse, owe, bout 1986 oar sew. I bin uzin da naym “Aahz” on da Innernetz sinse b4 da Innernetz wuz callded da Innernetz.
                      I haz awl da “Myth Adventures” komix wif ishoo 1 ottograffted by Phil Foglio.
                      I still waytin 2 meet Tanda in reel lief, tho :-) (nawt dat I wood doo innyfing wif her — mai better haf iz muchly purtyer dan Tanda)

                  • MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh says:

                    RUN FORIST RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!

  9. madamz says:

    jars o peenuts budder
    krazi nahbers topee
    luki 4 leafs clowvers
    m

  10. Hay u guise! Rite now on “Is U SMRT-er Than a 5rd Grader”: a firemans vs. a pleeceman! Teh fireman brang is polka-dot dawg wif him!

  11. madamz says:

    mysterus majik mushroomzz
    nasti ol ded bugz
    orinj (probbly poizens) rubba bawls
    p

    • Johnson442 says:

      Peece of roofing material (better get this checked soon!)

      Quite a lot of bird droppings

      Red frisbee (Found it!)

      S…

      • MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh says:

        Strandz of meesteerios fur (ooooo)
        Tee bagz of erl grey (mai favrit kind)
        Umbrella frum nite it raynd umbrellaz
        V…

  12. madamz says:

    OK . . . hao hawt iz dat

  13. catalogical humor says:

    he wents up
    becauz tehy told him
    it wuz a flying
    saucer of milk

  14. catalogical humor says:

    obsequious cat
    iz tired

  15. Missy says:

    Kitteh’s mind in kleend gutturz.

  16. idansdansdans says:

    I cud seez yur hawse frum heer!!!

  17. Badger says:

    Um When did everybody get quilt pattern blocks next to their names??

  18. jmuhj says:

    *Nex taim get teh #*(@ dawg*

  19. Cali-fur-nia Dave says:

    Dis luks jus liek mah beluvvd Midnite, rite down 2 da purpl kollar. He crawsed Raynebow Bridj in 2002 wif keedney cansur.

    Me go crys naow…

    • nightshayde says:

      {{{{{Cali-fur-nia Dave}}}}}
      Wii missez awr fur-frendz an fur-famblee datz gone ober teh Bridj — but dey haz teh happytayl an teh fun an teh no moar pane. Dey will be waytin fur us wen itz awr turn an den dey givez us smoos an hedbonkz an snuggulz. :D

      • cweenmj says:

        Janet tolding mii about deh Princess Mu Meadow. Dis b wut she sedded:
        .
        “Over by the Hed Splort Recovery Ward, there is an outdoor cafe where yoo can get awl kinds of refreshing beverajes, tastee treets and PARFAITS!
        .
        “It luks out awn the Princess Mu Meadow. Teh meadow is filled wif flowers and lots ov soft grassy spots. Teh sun is always shining (not too hot), the sky is deep bloo wif floofy whyte clouds, and gentle breezes ar wafting teh flower perfume ebreeware.
        .
        “An – the meadow is majik. It is here that we come with ar kittehs and other furree frenz that we now carry only in ar harts. We opens up ar harts – they jumps out – an we can frolic an play wif them to ar hartโ€™s content. Wehn we ar all tyred out, they jumps bak in an yoo can go bak to the cafe, enjoy a treet wif yur frenz an bask in the memree ov the happy frolic.”
        .
        So u can going dere and vizit wif ur kitteh and wii will be wayting here at deh cafe wif deh parfait 4 u. โ™ฅ

        • nightshayde says:

          *sniff*
          Dat wuz byooteemus! Aiz gonna hab to print dat owt, den translayte into “regular” Inglish foar meh Momcat. Ai tole her abowt teh Rainbow Bridj an she rillee lieked dat ideeyuh. Ai noe sheez gonna liek teh Princess Mu Meadow concept.
          She’ll prolly cry a liddul — jus like ai jus did. :cry: :)

  20. Kamikaze2Dodo says:

    oh gawd i hope i dont have a quilt by my name

  21. nightshayde says:

    Gud nite, Cheezfrendz! Is tiem to go hoam an watch Survivor. :grin:

  22. 4point5kittehs says:

    Nite awl.

  23. cweenmj says:

    ebbery1 going 2 sleep awreddy?

    • kafleen says:

      Oh…. :???:

      Iss u needin annuddur balloon to BLAP u?

      *Donkee starts off toward roof*

      • cweenmj says:

        I luvvvz bloonz. Grin bloonz an red bloonz an bloo bloonz an djello bloonz.
        Heer. I filling dem awl wif liddul hartz adn trowing dem 2 u.

        .

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    • cweenmj says:

      I gess I going 2 bwed noaw, 2.
      G’nite cheezfrenz. โ™ฅ

      • kafleen says:

        *pssst…ebbreewun….cweenmj is asleep! Watch wutt happens when I fill her
        hand wiff diss wippy creem and tickul her nose!*

        *donkee laffs sofflee wiff glee*

  24. Eric says:

    Nex tiem, ai throes it and u climbz up on teh ruf 2 getz it…

  25. rodney dill says:

    …Grandma’s on the roof.

  26. Lucy Pevensie says:

    mawm? MAWM?!
    MAWM! GIT ME OFFA HEER!!!1!!1!

  27. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Ebbereeboddee bees at wurk adn skool; noewun tu reskue kitteh wooz stuk onna ruuf untyl suppertiem, at leest.

    Wel, wut weez gunna du?? Can nawt leyt hers up dere maruuned liek taht;
    iyts oanley 8:Oma Klok inna mournyng !!

    O, lystin!!!!!!!!!!! BEEBOOOOO, BEEBOOOOO, WHOOOOOOONK, WHOOOOOONK! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sumboddee caulled teh Fyre Stashun!!!!! Yuu knoes wut taht meens!!!!

    FYREMANS & FYRETRUKKS!!!! HERE TEHY CUMS!!!!!
    RITE ROUN TEH KOURNER!!!!!!!!!

    (Naow ebbereeboddee wil bees happee!!!
    Kitteh wil geyt reskued; adn (ahem) LCB wil geyt tu greet fyremans!!!) :lol:

  28. doggone says:

    this is so dumb i feel it is a waste of my eyes


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