this is the LAST TIME
this is the LAST TIME i’m gettin this frisbee
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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O yeah? Wellz, u comez ups here and say that!
*dantses on teh rooftop*
sew much better dan awn teh tabletop
u saw dat?
Yew wuz drinkin toklit martoonis agin, wunt ya.
appul.
Or wuzz it bloo zonkees? Or rum n cokes?
I had too qwitt dat bidness.
tyred ub wakin upon teh floor?
No thank you, pleeze, it onlee makes mee sneeze.
(an den it makes it hard too fine teh door.)
Ringo Star FTW!!!
OMG WER?!?! *lukz round*
Now dat I am on teh roof…
*gets megafone*
Is dere ennybuddee heer in ICHC hoo can write a new book? I Can Has Satire?
Dis book wud help teh cumpyootur brained trolls understand teh following types of
comments: sarcassum, satire, drollity, tung-in-cheekiness, I-is-juss-playin-witchu-
fool, and much moar.
Kthxbai.
*hops off roof*
*flotez bai adn tosses doodeehededninkumpoop a chill pill.
:snerk:
BLAP!!!
* watur balloon makes contackt!!*
/donkee runs awai snurteeng
I been waiting fur U
*trows a bubbul dat captures deh DawnKey and lifitngz her up
*in2 deh air. Den deh cween setz deh bubbul spinningz
*sew fast deh pore Dawnkey iz 2 dizzy 2 standing up.
*Dere she goez!
*flying along awl topsy turvey insde deh bubbul!!!!!
Bye yallllll……
*donkee waves*
*Sendz bubbul into a loop-dee-loop!
Buy donkee….
“dukkee wayvz*
wud dat be a pill ub ironee?
A Jagged Little Pill
Ai dunno, Kafleen,; Yuu ar az kwaulified adn talinted az ennyboddee Ai knoes heer tu ritez tihs buuk (mebbee ebben moar talinted tahn enny ov teh reyst ov us
Wye doan yuu duz iyt????
(Mebbee Puhblyshir Peeps wud prynte Jack’s pomes adn yuur satyre-buuk;
Boaf ov yuu cud maike tuns ov munnees $$$$$$ foar yuurseylves;
Adn tehn purrhapps yuu boaf cud gibb sum ov teh Cheez-Frends a loahn wenebber we geyts brokeded
Speekin ob Jack—whare iz hee? Habbn’t seen himz inz dayz!
frisbee no cheezburgr!
chips!
Kittehs luv tew chase things, but it shud alwais be the lesser ov two weevils, not frisbees.
teh wun weevil say to teh uddur weevil…I not has too run fast, just faster dan u.
Da slower weevil says “dat don’t matter” The first weevil asks “why not?” Da slower weevil says “Cos weevils hobble but they don’t fall down.”
burgerburgerburgerburgerburgerburgerburgerburgerburgerburgerburgerburger
Ratz!!! that’s elebinty bazillion burgers 4 jd!!! Yaaay!
“Yay! Tank yew, tank yew! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Hab some of them yourself, sew we can sillybrate!
Animal stuff really never gets old…so cute!
isn’t that the truth?
Ya. If it wernt teh truf den dat wud be a lye.
But it iz teh truf…I iz cunfuzzld.
ALRIGHT! WHO TOOK THE *&$@!~*(&* LADDER??
*shylee raises paw* um… sawee…. ai needed it for mai flyinf trapeez act
WEW???
I is up heer in mah bubbul waitin…
wen doo wee get too see dis flyin trapeez act???
*taps hoof impashuntlee furr teh show*
POP!
*falls owt an lands on…. ?
landz on …
ass-orted anatomicalol parts [ha! yew thot ai wuz going for teh easy wun!]
baloons, full of water (sploosh)
cushiony rosebushes in teh back yard
d …
Dekoratinglee trimmed shrubberreez
Eestur eggz dat teh kidletz did nawt find on Eestur
Frakchoored garduning implimintz
G…
ginormous pile of geraniums
heaps of heavenly hay
imovable objects and irresistablol forces
j…
*pulls anatomical part out of an orifice and stares at it indignantlee*
*growtchilee*
Dere was a TOE in mah EER!…………………WUTT?
Uh, sorry! Still recovering from the “sights” at the RenFair over the weekend!
(staring into space, muttering over and over:”oh, my, Gawd”
I was calling yu adn calling yu, Kafleen.
Noe wunder yu cudn heer meh wif taht TOE in yor eer!!
it wuddun teh toe. it wur teh banana.
B happee Kenneth Williams iz nawt heer 2 respond 2 tihs!
Junk, pile uv
Klingonz
Lab instroomentz
m…
mysterious round peeple-catchy thingy
northern end of donkee headed south
oooooooppppsssssss taht wuz teh trampoline ooonnnngggg
Ppprrrooooiiiiiiiinnnnngggggg
…
Prickelee cactusses
Quere lawn doodads
Rashfull poysin ivee
south end of donkee headed north
twaaannngggggg !!!
unusual lawn ormanents
v …
vareeus shuvvilz, raykz, n implumintz of distrukshun
“X”-seedeenglee icky, moyst, gray stuffs n bottum uv guttr
yella paypur ayerplain da kidz thew up heer
z….
Zebrah dat escaypd frum zoo (mai frend Zack)
Stoopee kaktus
Train rek
Ugli froot
vermin
W…
walzing wise walruses wallowing willfully
xylophones xpressing xplosions
yacking yacks yodeling
znoring zebras
aanoying aardvaarks
bb…
Naow dat sowndz liek Dr. Moose’s ABC’s book.
*pokes Kafleen II an looks beeseecheenglee*
(donkees r gud @ beeseecheeng luks, u noe)
OK, OK stawp lukkin beeseeching.. I canna standz it!! I wil givs yu ANYfing yu wantz…
Except Alice…
Macadamia Nut White Chocolutt cookee dough?????
*luks giltee*
*Mmlphz, mumngphr, glunbflth… gulp!*
.
Duzzin haz enee, kafleen, Nope nebber had enee at all!!
I dew, howebber hav a gift sertificat 4 a bloo bukkit ov tastee spring clover that I wuz saving 4 a speshul gift, 4 a speshul donkey.. Tehy R AWL 4 leef clovers, byootimus, tastee AND nootrishus!!!
Oh….YOU!!!
*Donkee stamps hoofs in frustrashun.*
I has a conundrum. I duz not noe wevvur too pick u up and shake
teh MNWCCD owta u, or fawn obbur doze cyoote littul tap shoos.
I juss now figgured out wutt teh picshur wuz.
Oh, WP, why cant teh picshurs bee juss a teeeeenee bit bigger?
Gimmee dat gift certificate.
*donkee leaves*
*donkee returns, afftur lawwwwwng time*
Now stand still. *drapes cloak over Carol*
I has taken ebbree singul wun ub mah 4 leef clovers and had a littul
blessing putted on ebbree wun. Den I gentlee sewed dem allllll tugeddur
and maded a Special Cloak of Robust Dawnkey Health for you.
Now you wear dis too bed and wake up feeling freshy and luvved.
♥♥♥♥♥Carol♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Oh, Kafleen, mai eyez R full of likwid happiness, IRL. Onlee yu, dear one, wud do such a deed ov wondress giving. I will nebber in mai lyfe forget wut yu hav dun tonite in the spirit ov caring… M