this is the LAST TIME
this is the LAST TIME i’m gettin this frisbee
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O yeah? Wellz, u comez ups here and say that!
*dantses on teh rooftop*
sew much better dan awn teh tabletop
u saw dat?
Yew wuz drinkin toklit martoonis agin, wunt ya.
appul.
Or wuzz it bloo zonkees? Or rum n cokes?
I had too qwitt dat bidness.
tyred ub wakin upon teh floor?
No thank you, pleeze, it onlee makes mee sneeze.
(an den it makes it hard too fine teh door.)
Ringo Star FTW!!!
OMG WER?!?! *lukz round*
Now dat I am on teh roof…
*gets megafone*
Is dere ennybuddee heer in ICHC hoo can write a new book? I Can Has Satire?
Dis book wud help teh cumpyootur brained trolls understand teh following types of
comments: sarcassum, satire, drollity, tung-in-cheekiness, I-is-juss-playin-witchu-
fool, and much moar.
Kthxbai.
*hops off roof*
*flotez bai adn tosses doodeehededninkumpoop a chill pill.
:snerk:
BLAP!!!
* watur balloon makes contackt!!*
/donkee runs awai snurteeng
I been waiting fur U
*trows a bubbul dat captures deh DawnKey and lifitngz her up
*in2 deh air. Den deh cween setz deh bubbul spinningz
*sew fast deh pore Dawnkey iz 2 dizzy 2 standing up.
*Dere she goez!
*flying along awl topsy turvey insde deh bubbul!!!!!
Bye yallllll……
*donkee waves*
*Sendz bubbul into a loop-dee-loop!
Buy donkee….
“dukkee wayvz*
wud dat be a pill ub ironee?
A Jagged Little Pill
Ai dunno, Kafleen,; Yuu ar az kwaulified adn talinted az ennyboddee Ai knoes heer tu ritez tihs buuk (mebbee ebben moar talinted tahn enny ov teh reyst ov us:)
Wye doan yuu duz iyt????
(Mebbee Puhblyshir Peeps wud prynte Jack’s pomes adn yuur satyre-buuk;
Boaf ov yuu cud maike tuns ov munnees $$$$$$ foar yuurseylves;
Adn tehn purrhapps yuu boaf cud gibb sum ov teh Cheez-Frends a loahn wenebber we geyts brokeded
Speekin ob Jack—whare iz hee? Habbn’t seen himz inz dayz!
frisbee no cheezburgr!
chips!
Kittehs luv tew chase things, but it shud alwais be the lesser ov two weevils, not frisbees.
teh wun weevil say to teh uddur weevil…I not has too run fast, just faster dan u.
Da slower weevil says “dat don’t matter” The first weevil asks “why not?” Da slower weevil says “Cos weevils hobble but they don’t fall down.”
burgerburgerburgerburgerburgerburgerburgerburgerburgerburgerburgerburger
Ratz!!! that’s elebinty bazillion burgers 4 jd!!! Yaaay!
“Yay! Tank yew, tank yew! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Hab some of them yourself, sew we can sillybrate!
Animal stuff really never gets old…so cute!
isn’t that the truth?
Ya. If it wernt teh truf den dat wud be a lye.
But it iz teh truf…I iz cunfuzzld.
ALRIGHT! WHO TOOK THE *&$@!~*(&* LADDER??
*shylee raises paw* um… sawee…. ai needed it for mai flyinf trapeez act
WEW???
I is up heer in mah bubbul waitin…
wen doo wee get too see dis flyin trapeez act???
*taps hoof impashuntlee furr teh show*
POP!
*falls owt an lands on…. ?
landz on …
ass-orted anatomicalol parts [ha! yew thot ai wuz going for teh easy wun!]
baloons, full of water (sploosh)
cushiony rosebushes in teh back yard
d …
Dekoratinglee trimmed shrubberreez
Eestur eggz dat teh kidletz did nawt find on Eestur
Frakchoored garduning implimintz
G…
ginormous pile of geraniums
heaps of heavenly hay
imovable objects and irresistablol forces
j…
*pulls anatomical part out of an orifice and stares at it indignantlee*
*growtchilee*
Dere was a TOE in mah EER!…………………WUTT?
Uh, sorry! Still recovering from the “sights” at the RenFair over the weekend!
(staring into space, muttering over and over:”oh, my, Gawd”)
I was calling yu adn calling yu, Kafleen.
Noe wunder yu cudn heer meh wif taht TOE in yor eer!!
it wuddun teh toe. it wur teh banana.
B happee Kenneth Williams iz nawt heer 2 respond 2 tihs!
Junk, pile uv
Klingonz
Lab instroomentz
m…
mysterious round peeple-catchy thingy
northern end of donkee headed south
oooooooppppsssssss taht wuz teh trampoline ooonnnngggg
Ppprrrooooiiiiiiiinnnnngggggg
…
Prickelee cactusses
Quere lawn doodads
Rashfull poysin ivee
south end of donkee headed north
twaaannngggggg !!!
unusual lawn ormanents
v …
vareeus shuvvilz, raykz, n implumintz of distrukshun
“X”-seedeenglee icky, moyst, gray stuffs n bottum uv guttr
yella paypur ayerplain da kidz thew up heer
z….
Zebrah dat escaypd frum zoo (mai frend Zack)
Stoopee kaktus
Train rek
Ugli froot
vermin
W…
walzing wise walruses wallowing willfully
xylophones xpressing xplosions
yacking yacks yodeling
znoring zebras
aanoying aardvaarks
bb…
Naow dat sowndz liek Dr. Moose’s ABC’s book.
*pokes Kafleen II an looks beeseecheenglee*
(donkees r gud @ beeseecheeng luks, u noe)
OK, OK stawp lukkin beeseeching.. I canna standz it!! I wil givs yu ANYfing yu wantz…
Except Alice…
Macadamia Nut White Chocolutt cookee dough?????
*luks giltee*
*Mmlphz, mumngphr, glunbflth… gulp!*
.
Duzzin haz enee, kafleen, Nope nebber had enee at all!!
I dew, howebber hav a gift sertificat 4 a bloo bukkit ov tastee spring clover that I wuz saving 4 a speshul gift, 4 a speshul donkey.. Tehy R AWL 4 leef clovers, byootimus, tastee AND nootrishus!!!
Oh….YOU!!!
*Donkee stamps hoofs in frustrashun.*
I has a conundrum. I duz not noe wevvur too pick u up and shake
teh MNWCCD owta u, or fawn obbur doze cyoote littul tap shoos.
I juss now figgured out wutt teh picshur wuz.
Oh, WP, why cant teh picshurs bee juss a teeeeenee bit bigger?
Gimmee dat gift certificate.
*donkee leaves*
*donkee returns, afftur lawwwwwng time*
Now stand still. *drapes cloak over Carol*
I has taken ebbree singul wun ub mah 4 leef clovers and had a littul
blessing putted on ebbree wun. Den I gentlee sewed dem allllll tugeddur
and maded a Special Cloak of Robust Dawnkey Health for you.
Now you wear dis too bed and wake up feeling freshy and luvved.
♥♥♥♥♥Carol♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Oh, Kafleen, mai eyez R full of likwid happiness, IRL. Onlee yu, dear one, wud do such a deed ov wondress giving. I will nebber in mai lyfe forget wut yu hav dun tonite in the spirit ov caring… Mai doctors will miss meh.
Itz byootifull adn fitz purrfekly! I fank yu frum the bottom ov mai hart!
{{{{{KAFLEEN}}}}}
U bee shur an tell dem dummee docturs twuz Luv dat cyurred
u, not der stoopee selbs wiff dere expensival an plehy pills and
pokeengs.
it’s just a half a mile from teh railroad track
okay okay
*climbs up ladder
keeps climbin
climbing still
stands awn teh tra-peas platform
jumps n swings on teh trapeez
back n forf
back n forf
back n forf
ANNNNNND for teh dismount…
(drumrollllllllllllllllllllllllll)
an octuple summer-salt tuk!!!*
TaDa!!!!!!!
*Thunderus applesauce!!!!
*Kittehz jumping upz adn downz!!!!
*Much cheeringz and wistulingz!!!!
*Trowing uv flowerz and chokklitz!!!!!!!!!
fankyoo! fankyoo! ai’ll be heer awl week
nitey nite, cheezpeeps! Fanks foar cheerin me up in teh last thread!
g’nite, sweetee. ♥
Yes, wonderful show. Well done, indeed!
NOW CAN I HAS THE *&$@!~*(&* LADDER BACK?!?
*resooms sheepish look*
Yes uv course. Sawee…
*dawnkee snatches laddur and runs awai, laffing*
O YA, KAFLEEN?!?! WELL, UH, U NO WUT?!?! MAI CAPSLOK KEE IZ STUK! AN, AN, U NO WUT ELS? I STEEL UR BUKKITZ!
Darkness has softly fallen. The stars twinkle above as they have since the dawn of Time. Up and down the street lights shine out of windows, showing families enjoying a dinner together, or simply enjoying each others’ company.
However, all is not well in this placid slice of Americana. Upon one roof, with a dark and empty house beneath, sits a lone exception to the quiet and serenity surrounding it.
His voice raw from howling, pleading, cursing, and begging, for some help, any help, sits the poor victim of a donkey’s forgotten mischevious prank. Will his situation, his utter helplessness and isolation, occur to the holder of the ladder he so desperately needs? He knows that calling for help now will only result in a shower of old shoes and shouted calls for quiet. He hopes, but his hope wanes, drifting away as the soft breeze that lightly rustles the few remaining leaves on the trees. Trees too far away to be a simple solution for one expert at climbing.
Finally, he realizes…He is skrood.
His cell phone rings.
He answers.
An obnoxious braying sound assails his ears, and then a dial
tone.
(Much, MUCH loud lafter from Mr. & Mrs. J442)
Mrs. J442 sends favorite dogs to rescue stranded kat.
And it’s a sad, SAD day when a Dawg has to rescue a Kat!!!
*clap, clap, clap of sawftist paws*
Frum trajadee to comadee…
*Bravo- Bravo*
*dawnkey throws roses*
*Dukk throwz cattaylz* (Yesh, dukkeez can be DAT crewl! >=D)
Oopz I ment 2 put dis up wer kafleen sed “*dawnkey throws roses*” …So…Ya…Dats wer der s’posd 2 be…
Wayt…Wut be goin on wif mai comments?!?! O.o Juss a sekkund ago dis comment wuz at teh bottm. Weerd.
It duz dat in hopes dat u will comment abowt it, den it throws it up
whar it beelongs, den laffs at u furr looking sillee.
*shakes hoof at W.P*
O YA?!?! WELL U NO WU- O NOEZ IT BE MAI CAPZ LOK AGIN. UGH! I IZ GONNA HAF 2 GIT IT FIXD. *dukkee shakes hea- o hai…
You gais… Make meh LOL….
Donkeys adn duks R sew silleh!!!
@@@@@
U bet!
Ha Ha! I like that.
lazee cat is lazee
as are tehy awl.
.
oar mebbe dat’s jus mein.
No. *si* Dat be all kittehs.
OOh, dere’s sum verreh inturessting stuff in dis gutter.
Apple (rotten)
Banana Peel
Crusty old hairy indeterminubull object….
Dirdee sock
Eeglol fevver
Fishbones
G.
Goo
Hairballz
Ick
gawf bawls
hare nets
icki ol shooz
j.
Jumbuld up Crissmus litez
Kangaroo powchez (ai haz NO ideyuh how DOZE gawt heer)
Liddul bitz ob branchuz
M…
jerseyz frum da sprotz yuneefurmz
leafz, ded
moar goopz
n..
Nottybarn pass
ober deh raynbow lyriks
puttertat prints
Q
quilt peezes
rake handul
tree peezes
utilitee knyfe–rusty
V…
verreee effishient depantzing toolz
yellow submarine snorkles
zipper replacement tools (depantsin hard on teh zippers)
Verreee awld pare ob unnerpantz
Waddur baloonz
Xerox coppeez ob politikul flierz
Yellowed noozpaperz frum las yeer
Zookeenee dat Kafleen tost up heer sew she wud nawt hafta eetz it (she finkz zookeenee is teh pleh, if aiz nawt myst…mistay… rong)
I noe NUFFIN bowt item numba wun.
Numbas 2 an 5….I pleed teh fif.
O hai dose r mai unnerp- <..> I meen- I SED NUFFIN!
Oo I be taykin dat Nottybarn pass! Uh…ober deh raynbow lyrikz I can liv wifowt, K thnx bi.
Dint yu goze nity nite yet? Yu wil be tu tyred tu plai tumoro nd wil hab tu sit in jammiez drinkingz da cawfee til nune. Oh, yeh, Ai duz dat ne waiz.
Duznt evry1 do dat?
Kitteh on a Hot Tin Roof?
Naw, lookit treez – iz nawt summur. Moar liek “Kitteh awn uh kowld sheengl rufe”
Dis kitteh smartz – moar burdz up heer – jus liek smorgiz… smargus… bufay
Iz Don Gato…r u familiar with teh song?
Awl I member is:
Senior Don Gato wuzza cat
Onna hi red roof Don Gato sat
Had ta sing it in bout 4th grade myoosic class…
*clears froat*
Oh Senor Don Gato was a cat
On a high red roof Don Gato sat
He went there to read a letter,
Meow, meow, meow
Where the reading light was better,
Meow, meow, meow
‘Twas a love note for Don Gato
I adore you wrote the lady cat
Who was fluffy, white and nice and fat
There was not a sweeter kitty,
Meow, meow, meow
In the country or the city,
Meow, meow, meow
And she said she’d wed Don Gato
Oh, Don Gato jumped so happily
He fell off the roof and broke his knee
Broke his ribs and all his whiskers,
Meow, meow, meow
And his little solar plexus,
Meow, meow, meow
Ay Caramba cried Don Gato
Then the doctors all came on the run
Just to see if something could be done
And they held a consultation,
Meow, meow, meow
About how to save their patient,
Meow, meow, meow
How to save Senor Don Gato
But in spite of everything they tried
Poor Senor Don Gato up and died
And it wasn’t very merry,
Meow, meow, meow
Going to the cemetery,
Meow, meow, meow
For the ending of Don Gato
When the funeral passed the market square
Such a smell of fish was in the air
Though his burial was slated,
Meow, meow, meow
He became reanimated,
Meow, meow, meow
He came back to life, Don Gato
*curtseh*:-P
Thanx! I could heer teh teecher poundin on teh pe-anner an cood almose see Robby, teh cutsie boi sittin cross frum me makin faces an rollin himz ii’s. I had to splain teh fax of kitteh life to him – u no, bout teh nine lifes n awl. I gnu even tehn I’d grow up to b a vettech. Rnt u a vetttech also, lolnascar?
I iz jennifuur, I iz! N my back iz achin todai for pickin up teh big fat pashents, lolz
I heerz ya, sistah! I keep beggin teh boss-man to hire a yung stud to do teh hevvy liftin 4 me. I tell him teh day will com wen I can’t moov fast enuff to proteck him frum teh Feline-o-Fury, on accownt of mai bad back, unless I have sum help. Wonder if teh NYG in teh Nawty Barn duz mor than jus ironing? Maybe I’ll slip him a job applycation nex tyme I’m out tehre…
*snert* gud ideer
.
dem buff yung guys… dey liek to feel useful, yew know.
I always vote four hirin the big strong cabana boyz!
Dey kyoot and dy wann show orff an pick up teh big fat goggehs! We no have cabana boyz durin ghe day 
p.s. I wuz just typin impoortant email and referring to sumwun as Jennifur, nope, backspace Jennifer!!, lolz
*Brava- Brava*
Claps pawssies VERY hard- yeowtch!
Wut a wundeful sawng.. Adn a purrfek ending..
Fanks muchly
*sigh*
We LUBBBBED dat song back in third grade. We wud sing and sing it. We wud
screem teh end!
Dat wuz teh best musical class ebbur. It wuz magical and bootimuss and
misteerius room! Wuzz full uv wunddurfullness. We had so much fun. Mrs.
Darling, you really were.
I luffed it too, posted it befoar…just slice of my life, a good one!!
me toooooooo!
Dead skwerl
Egg frum uh burdy nest
Fallen leebz
Grey ded objikt
H….
kitteh haz deh problimz tellin ppl no……
Ded burd….
Gonna put it awn u…..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(*lessee hoo iz nawt sekkund to rekanize ware dat frum*)
Eddee Murfee?
helo kitteh … i meen nightshayde!
U gitz da prize 4 bein nawt sekkund to rekanize da ded burd!
heer … u can haz burd-shaypted chokklits wif creemy fillinz… watt flayvur iz ur fayvrit?
Either vanilla or caramel or chocolate or peanut butter or buttercream or mocha or something of that sort, please.
Nuffing wif teh nutz oar teh froot fillingz…. *shudder*
K — no nutz, frootz, oar stuffs liek dats. Awl teh utters r purr-fikly yummee … how bouts wun uv eech flayvur? Gotz plinty heer wif me….
Ooooh!
*rubz foofee pawz togedder wif anticipatoree glee*
Awww, G — ifn u liekz chokklit sew muchly den u can has teh hole bocks
*hands nightshayde box of chocolates*
but 2 kwote Forist Gump, “I ayt sum….”
Umm, kyurious. Yew R an Asprin fan, Aahz?
ohai melonyx! ai am glad yew came back!! if yew go back to teh last thread yew will see dat a bunch o’ cheezpeeps stopped by tew say hallo! ai has to go nao, but ai hope ai will see yew anudder day? cum back an plai soon!!!
Late here, will prolly be back soon. Fanks for all teh lubberly welcomings! Nitey-nite, all!
ohai, MelONyx! haowd u gess?
Yup, I bin un Asprin fan sinse, owe, bout 1986 oar sew. I bin uzin da naym “Aahz” on da Innernetz sinse b4 da Innernetz wuz callded da Innernetz.
(nawt dat I wood doo innyfing wif her — mai better haf iz muchly purtyer dan Tanda)
I haz awl da “Myth Adventures” komix wif ishoo 1 ottograffted by Phil Foglio.
I still waytin 2 meet Tanda in reel lief, tho
RUN FORIST RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!
jars o peenuts budder
krazi nahbers topee
luki 4 leafs clowvers
m
Hay u guise! Rite now on “Is U SMRT-er Than a 5rd Grader”: a firemans vs. a pleeceman! Teh fireman brang is polka-dot dawg wif him!
this fyreman status updayte brought to yew by LCB: ur source for everthings fyremans.
DISCLAIMER: I normally does not watch this show. I was watchin’ teh “Sinefeld” and they hads a promo for this so I hadda stay tooned.
mmmmhhhmmmm.
’strooth!
I has passed teh Jepperdy! test 3 times. This show makes mah hed hurt because the kwestions is too e-z and teh contestints too stoopy.
but dat duzzn’t matter if teys gud-lukkin fyrmenz n goggie!
*watching tv*
Mmm-hmm. That’s right. Just put the bowling balls over there. I’ll write u a novel when teh commershuls start.
*setting up 10 fyrmens in a trianle paatern
* lcb piks up bowling ball, taykes aim, and rolls
* all the fyrmens fall daon.
lcb scores!
Yeah, baby!
haz yu been on Jepperdy yet?
*pouts*
NO. They nebber called me. I oddishunned 3 times and passed 3 times but they never ever called.
I think they was afrayed I’d win all teh money they hads.
I knoes a few peeps who has been on, though.
Tey will call wen yu r too sik or too buzy to go.
Yu r so teh win fuunny, I yu wuld have
Alex ROFLPIHP. I wud lyke to cee that!
Funny u should say that. I rites for a interweb humor list that sometimes has celebrities pick teh winners. Teh week that Alex was teh judge I gotted teh #1!
Itz dat in-telly-lek-chual hoomor, dat’s it
or else Alex lykes fyremenz, too
Teh topic was “Things Overheard Backstage at “Jeopardy!”" and mah #1 was:
“Mrs. Trebek, it’s such an honor to meet you. Tell me, how did you feel when Alex finally popped the answer?”
@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!
I luvz it!
Is U Alex???
Datz BRILLIANT!!!
Yew is funneh kitteh, Ms LCB.
Mai sistur wuz onnit yeerz ago! She was sekund playce. Ai new teh Final Jepperdee qweschun (ai wuz in teh stoodio awdee-enz) but she did nawt noe. Teh qweschun wuz “What is Pennsylvania or Maryland,” but ai doan remembur wut teh cloo wuz.
She wun sum lubberlee dining rum furnichur, which she still haz.
Dat waz prolly states on sidez of Mason-Dixon Line
Nope – wuz sumfing about teh coloneez an fambleez. Wuz prolly awlmoast 20 yeers ago.
I dint gitz chans 2 b on Jepperdee, but I oddishunned n past da test 4 “Hoo wantz 2 b uh milyunayr” uh cuppla taimz. Day nebber cald me neethur….
If u so smart why ainchu rich?
*runs*
*trips donkey wif diamond-studded walking stick*
Who sez I isn’t?
*sqwints*
Dat looks like cubic zirconiuh….u shur dats reel?
Is I beein regullee ignoared?
*tapdansez on deh Dawnkeez hed.*
.
I’ve got sumthing on mah mind dats BODDUREENG ME.
*looks thru emerald-encrusted loupe*
Yup. It’s a real stick.
*snurt*
Hee hee!
Derez plennee ob stoopy rich pplz, an plenne ob nawt-stoopy nawt-rich pplz.
*refraynz frum maykin commintz abowt teh man libbin in teh White Howse*
Oh, go ahed.
*lukz arownd to make shoor she’z nawt being watcheded*
Wen hii showz uponna TeeVee (if mai Momkat duzzn’t chanj teh channul rite awai), ai brakez intew sawng:
…
“Odious Little Monkey Man
Doo-dah. Doo-dah.
Odious Little Monkey Man
Oh-doo-dah-day. Hey!”
…
Itz sumtimez uhcumpaneed bai teh dansin an teh kickin ob teh heelz – wif a grate big KICK for the last “HEY!”
…
Ob coarse, nawt such a niec fing tew say abowt teh monkeez.
Ar we saif tu du dat wifowt sumbuddez ina blaksootz cumz nd taikz us awai inan hancufz? yeerz ago we wuz, but Ai’m nawt so shur naow.
Wun nebber noez, duz wun?
*walks awai, scratchin her hed*
But haz he bin debreefed?
(eever teh goggie oar teh fireman)
goggies ware breefs?
Yeah, but not for long…
breeflee?
Ooohooohoooh! Ai gotz a free pas fur fyrmanz cawlingz. Da realtor peepz hoo caim yestdy tu chanj da liteblubz nd smoak alarumz ar nawt aloud tu maik da holes ina wawlz tu hang up da larumz nd sez tu cawl teh frymenz fur idihz oar maibe du it fur me. Woot woot! Ai tel yu wen tu cumz ober, k?
*taps gmawairsgreneshuz on sholder*
I’m alreddy here!
oh, guuddeee! Den yu can cuk da dinnurz. Ai heerz owls man forijingz awlredy nd iz nawt eben 6 oh,clox.
No, Dat’z awlrite, yu nawt rely hab tu cuk unles yu wantz tu.
I doesn’t think u wants me to cook for u. I might burn teh dinner and set off teh…
On sekkond thought…
it ownly taikz dem abowt 5 minutz tu getz heer. Maibe we shud feding dem tu?* getz owt moar hangubur nd trimz moar archoakz*
Mah mommeh sez “hangaburs” 2! I never heared anyone else say that.
I u mah mommeh?
Nawt unles yu iz ded fur furtene yeerz.
Finkso mai nefyew sed hangaburz. doan no haow he new cuz he nawt ete nuffin but peenur bur samij
Erm, I don’t think so. Otherwise, teh IRS has been overstepping their bounds.
I sry fur ur loss. Does u wants to be mah foster mommeh? It would be a big halp to me during court appearances and stuff.
Wii yoosta sai dat in owr howse wen mah Daddicat wuz still aliev. Him maed teh bestest hangaburs EVER!!! Mai brudder (frum anudder mudder – srsly!) called dem “hangaburs” wen himz wuz jus a liddul boi, an teh nayme stuck.
…
*sniff*
Ai missez mah Daddicat an himz hangaburz.
Nao ai haz a melluncollee.
{{{NightShayde&GramGreenShoez}}}
I duz beeleev dat dis matta-at-paw can be fixd by basicleh chayngin a detayl in teh akt and stayting teh problim dat u chayngd. “Teh firman brang is polka-dot dawg wif him!” Noez noez noez noez. U see, dat iz all rong. Y wud he bring teh DAWG?!?! I howp u enjoyd mai basik logik.
mysterus majik mushroomzz
nasti ol ded bugz
orinj (probbly poizens) rubba bawls
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Peece of roofing material (better get this checked soon!)
Quite a lot of bird droppings
Red frisbee (Found it!)
S…
Strandz of meesteerios fur (ooooo)
Tee bagz of erl grey (mai favrit kind)
Umbrella frum nite it raynd umbrellaz
V…
OK . . . hao hawt iz dat
he wents up
becauz tehy told him
it wuz a flying
saucer of milk
obsequious cat
iz tired
Yesh, dat IS raddur tiring.
ohai kafleen!!! mai hubby an i lookeed at ur page an it iz deh fasin8ing!!
LIGHTCHILD!
You said something the other day that made my eers perk up!
I wunted u too see it, butt I diddun wunt too bee pestee! I’m so glad!
Will u email me so we can talk?
Kitteh’s mind in kleend gutturz.
I cud seez yur hawse frum heer!!!
Oh, u can see moar dan dat!
Try deez binoculars!
Gawsh, fanks! *putz binoculars up to aize…*
Howcum ebbryfing sew faaaar awai??
*oops* Haddem bass akwardz!!! Ternz ‘em rownd. Mush bedder…
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Romper Bomper Stomper Booo…
Ai kin se
Ann
Barbie
Connie
Darlene
Eddee
F
Nd Ai’ll se yu ona romp rume tumoro. Nity, awl.
Fancee Pantz
Goldilolkx
Henriieta
I…
Nitie nite.. *sweet dreems…*
* Happifase inna mawning*
Isis
Janet
Kelinda
Lynn
M…
Melinda
Nikolas
Ophelia
P…
PIttypat
Quinton
Rosie
S…
Sylvia
Tiberius
Uhura
V…
Vanna
Wendy
Xerxes
an….
Zippy!!
stoopeh ibk…
i forgotted y
Yentl!!
U wanna beddityme stori?
I do! I do! *jumpz up n daon in herz tappy shues..*
Runs to getz a floofie blankie to kurl up in for beddityme stori..
Hokay, heer iz stori jus fur u:
Wunce upon a tyme dere wuz a leetul gurl. Shee lubbed tu dansdansdans. Ebree dai da lettul gurl cum hoam frum skewl an practice her dans. Den shee eatz deener, duz hoamwurk an goes tu beddie. Dis leetul danzing gurl had a kitteh. Kitteh goez upp tu leetul gurl an says: Eye can haz attenshun? But leetul gurl haz no tyme fur kitteh. Sew kitteh decydes tu lurn tu danz sew gurl will lub her. But how cood kitteh danz, she haz no danzing shooz?? Sew kitteh seed whut she cood uze round da howz tu mayke danzing shooz. She renembered she had steppeded in gum wunce, an it stuk tu her fur. Sew she chekeded unner ebree taybul fur sum gum. But whut tu mayke da tappy sound wit? Den da Daddie poped ohpen a beer! Anna cap went flyin. Kitteh pretended tu chaze da cap. But shee piked it upp an put it unner da cowch. An sew shee wayted till da Daddie drank free moar beerz. She gotz da gum an atached each cap tu her feetz. Da nex dai wen da gurl gotz hoam an started to practice, da kitteh sprang owt an started tu tapitty tap on da floor for da gurl. But whut kitteh hadden’t cownted on wuz da Mommie waxeded da floor dat dai. Da kitteh slipped an landed spread eaglol on da floor! Poor kitteh! But da leetul gurl sayded tu her kitteh: “You tried tu show u wuz innerested in dancin jus sew eye wood plai wit u! Eye sorri leetul kitteh, u iz moar portant tu mee dan mye dancin! Eye promize tu pay tenshun tu u ebree dai!” An she did, an de libbed happi ebber after.
Gud nitee idandansdans, sweet dreamz!
Aww – datz a sweet storee, Tribble!
Fank u nightshayde. Izz not berri gud, but eye wuz rushin sew idansdansdans mite see it b 4 she went tu beddie. Eye lykez writen storiez. Wen eye wuz teenager, eye baybee sat fur kiddiez. Eye wood mayke upp purrsonal storiez jus fur dem.
Hear, tayke a tribble tu beddie wit u. It purr u tu sleep!
*Tribble mutters sumting bout handin owt awl deez tribbles fastur. De pylez r gettin bigger bye da dey!*
U knowz….I wuz alwys so mad cuz she neber wood say my name!
Yu hast admit.. lolnascar IS a rawther unyoosual name…
*psst, donut tellz NEone…
did r not mah real nayme.
U meen …. u haz deh alian???
yesh….
I cannut tellz u mah real nayme. Iz seakrit.
Is Juliet?
Ryun Seakrit?
no! silleh, I r gurl
LOL!
Ai awlwaiz had a sad cuz she neber sed mai nayme eever!!!
*walks awai muttering…. “stoopy Romper Room laydee”…*
Weez in ur kidlet teevee show…. gibbing yew teh insekyooriteez.
ohai, niteshade…
she nebber sayed mah name neever. an i always wayt, butt she nebber sayed it.
>sigh<
*ahem* Lettuce fix taht rite naow!!!
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**idans looks threw open upped mirror thingy**
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” I see kafleen adn cweenmj adn Rosie adn Oh mai gudness, I see the bestist kitteh ov awl……. ittehbitehkitteh.”
*Peerz owt some moar thru mirror thingy…..*
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Oh.. tehre’s a late comer.. hoo izzit??? Why itz lolnascar…
Romp rite in heer wif the rest uv us gurl…
Adn heeeeerz…. nightshayde!!! Come inz… Welkum !!
*Lukz bak at iddd*
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Y fank yew, Iddd!! Dat must b a berry berry gud
mirror fingy.
*sigh*
Dat so nice….
HAI IBK!!!
Iz SO nice to see u heer!
Mah brudder wud hide behine teh couch so she couldn’t see him!
Um When did everybody get quilt pattern blocks next to their names??
is a WordPress thing…
http://wordpress.com/blog/2008/05/04/default-avatars/
It’s called an “identicon” and is auto-generated from the poster’s info.
I don’t like them.
Deh arrived sa cuppla daze ago curtesee uv weirdpretzel. Dey kawl dem
Identicons. U haz a berry dekrativ 1.
i guess so kittehs an kwilts goes togevvers… i tryed 2 putted mah own pic in dere a wile agos, butt no can duz dat rite.
I will helps u mah itteh fren.
juss as soon as I writes u teh lettur I owes u
Fank U cweenmj. Dey iz kinda dekrowtiff at that. Nd wood make intrestin quilt.
*Nex taim get teh #*(@ dawg*
Dis luks jus liek mah beluvvd Midnite, rite down 2 da purpl kollar. He crawsed Raynebow Bridj in 2002 wif keedney cansur.
Me go crys naow…
{{{{{Cali-fur-nia Dave}}}}}
Wii missez awr fur-frendz an fur-famblee datz gone ober teh Bridj — but dey haz teh happytayl an teh fun an teh no moar pane. Dey will be waytin fur us wen itz awr turn an den dey givez us smoos an hedbonkz an snuggulz.
Janet tolding mii about deh Princess Mu Meadow. Dis b wut she sedded:
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“Over by the Hed Splort Recovery Ward, there is an outdoor cafe where yoo can get awl kinds of refreshing beverajes, tastee treets and PARFAITS!
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“It luks out awn the Princess Mu Meadow. Teh meadow is filled wif flowers and lots ov soft grassy spots. Teh sun is always shining (not too hot), the sky is deep bloo wif floofy whyte clouds, and gentle breezes ar wafting teh flower perfume ebreeware.
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“An – the meadow is majik. It is here that we come with ar kittehs and other furree frenz that we now carry only in ar harts. We opens up ar harts – they jumps out – an we can frolic an play wif them to ar hart’s content. Wehn we ar all tyred out, they jumps bak in an yoo can go bak to the cafe, enjoy a treet wif yur frenz an bask in the memree ov the happy frolic.”
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So u can going dere and vizit wif ur kitteh and wii will be wayting here at deh cafe wif deh parfait 4 u. ♥
*sniff*
Dat wuz byooteemus! Aiz gonna hab to print dat owt, den translayte into “regular” Inglish foar meh Momcat. Ai tole her abowt teh Rainbow Bridj an she rillee lieked dat ideeyuh. Ai noe sheez gonna liek teh Princess Mu Meadow concept.
She’ll prolly cry a liddul — jus like ai jus did.
I bowing to deer Janet uv deh 4 kittehz, she roting it so prittilee. ♥
We cri cuz we lub dem so mush.
Crying – we’re doin it rite.
{{{{{Cali-fur-nia Dave & Midnight}}}}}
oh gawd i hope i dont have a quilt by my name
Erm… sry. U can haz kwilt.
Itz purtee tho!
Purrrhaps teh cheezbugers in da sky will change teh abatars…u can pick montars and utter creatures. dey kyoot.
ohai, lolnascar.
hao i duz dat, pix anuvver pic?
u doant get to pick…teh site owner picks if dey want quilts or monsters. etc
U can set an avatar bai going 2 ur WordPress My Account paige
and den select My Profile and uploading a pitcher 2 b using as ur
avatar. Den waiting a dae oar 2 fer it 2 showing up.
Gud nite, Cheezfrendz! Is tiem to go hoam an watch Survivor.
Gud Nite nightshaye!!! schmoo ♥
Nite awl.
ebbery1 going 2 sleep awreddy?
Oh….
Iss u needin annuddur balloon to BLAP u?
*Donkee starts off toward roof*
I luvvvz bloonz. Grin bloonz an red bloonz an bloo bloonz an djello bloonz.
Heer. I filling dem awl wif liddul hartz adn trowing dem 2 u.
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♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼♥☼
*donkee wallows in teh lubs an watches wiff a leery eye furr teh wun sneekee watur
filled wun*
I gess I going 2 bwed noaw, 2.
G’nite cheezfrenz. ♥
*pssst…ebbreewun….cweenmj is asleep! Watch wutt happens when I fill her
hand wiff diss wippy creem and tickul her nose!*
*donkee laffs sofflee wiff glee*
Nex tiem, ai throes it and u climbz up on teh ruf 2 getz it…
…Grandma’s on the roof.
… n wee caynt gitz her down….
mawm? MAWM?!
MAWM! GIT ME OFFA HEER!!!1!!1!
Ebbereeboddee bees at wurk adn skool; noewun tu reskue kitteh wooz stuk onna ruuf untyl suppertiem, at leest.
Wel, wut weez gunna du?? Can nawt leyt hers up dere maruuned liek taht;
iyts oanley 8:Oma Klok inna mournyng !!
O, lystin!!!!!!!!!!! BEEBOOOOO, BEEBOOOOO, WHOOOOOOONK, WHOOOOOONK! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sumboddee caulled teh Fyre Stashun!!!!! Yuu knoes wut taht meens!!!!
FYREMANS & FYRETRUKKS!!!! HERE TEHY CUMS!!!!!
RITE ROUN TEH KOURNER!!!!!!!!!
(Naow ebbereeboddee wil bees happee!!!
Kitteh wil geyt reskued; adn (ahem) LCB wil geyt tu greet fyremans!!!)
lolz! ai shudda thot ov taht!
this is so dumb i feel it is a waste of my eyes