I would really appreciate
I would really appreciate if you wore pants more often.
taek sum lessonz frum dis kitteh.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Liek KTNF.
corn cat sho lacings 4.5 on yer nawt sekkund. Whut wood ewe lyke for sillybrayshun?
Fanks Calbin13! Ai R alreddee sillybrating fanks to Romeow’s “clap on - clap off” commint - FTW!!!
Hao abowt teh hokee pokee furr dans? Wii can putting hour legs in adn owt ob teh pant legs.
4.5, u hab put a hole noo meening to teh hokee pokee.
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Heers a boddle ov Patron Tekeela. I fink we had better start doin shots fur dis fread. It’s gonna get ooglee.
*sings a song from Iam Dury and da Blokheds: Hip mi wip yur kitteh stick.
YAY guise, wii has a jenyoowyne makramay!!!!! Comgratz DK,Maus, LyP an CapnJewBeard!! Cap, b tihs ur nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund? Wut wud yall liekz fur sillybraytin? Mai blank mind, let me show u it….
duzz sum peepz wunt sum strumberry dakereez?
oooh, yash plz Miss Lucy! Fank u!
*sluurrpitee sip sluurrpppp* “Berree” gud!
yur willykumz!
*O Wut
Mai gudder brayn, let me show yoo it
*wypes kawffee frum teh keebord*
Mmmmm, shtrumberreez, mai faybrit! Fank u young queen! (Oar haznt u ben froo teh War Drobe yet?)
ai haz gone froo teh city ov War Drobe ov teh kumtree ov Spare Oom. ai iz nao waytin foar teh hawt Prince Caspian tew blow teh horn adn kawl me bak tew Narnia.
Dufflepuds!
Marshwiggles!
oh hai cheezNIP, did LOL’s 4 you!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1100792
*KA-SSSSPPPPPLLLLOOOORRRTTTT!!1!1!!1*
fanx, gamma jamama! ai kan haz CCC, nao?
***astral projeckting frum sumwhere over teh gorge into teh noo thred***
But do we noez that fur shure DK?
Maybee we shud step over to the NB and verify owr factz.
Uh, noep. No verifikashun rekwired.
oh mai CC!!
*wisspurrz* Mai emptee brane, nawt gettin “KTNF”. Iz tried an tried an comez up emptee….
it’s me….
ah. ai getz it nao.
no needz tew be embarrassed
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See previous fred for teh debriefing adbenshurs ob KTNF
hay… it wuzzn’t MAI fawlt!!!!!
Sheesh, poor ZF!
Ther’s a LOT uv reeding fur u to catch up!!
U DO need a debreefing!!
Where’s Maus?
debreefing
Do. Nawt. Want. !!!!!!! Ok, sum tiem I haz tyme I reedz awl abowt it!
*Big puff of smoke*
*CoughCough*
Heer!
*fayre voyce* Oh, Sir Real, Sir Real, where are you when I need you?? Maus is attempting to depants me, and then he’ll probably defenstrate me and it’s a long way to the moat and I can’t swim! Oh Helpitty helpitty HALP!
heehee! ai dunt think Sir Real will beez mush halps tew yuz
ya… probly not…. beleeb me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah… Oops… Ahem…Alas, fair maiden, my shift is ending. Maus only pays me by the hour. You will have to fend for yourself…
see?!?!!?! *harumph*
tuld joo!
K, I reedz up awn tihs an comez bakk later todai. Kthxbai!
ZF, sownds liek Sir Real wud stai if u cud pay him.
Do u has enny munnies?
ai haz a munnie…but ownlee a liddul wun…..
*hanz yoo a diem*
LOLZ!!!!!!
Ai has a happee dat yew thot of me for ur nawt seckund….
…even iffn ur makin teh nawty insinyewashuns abowt me..
Nawt nawty insinuashuns! Ai holding u up az a model ob teh pant waring!
oooooohhhhh….. nao ai gets it!!!!!
mai giltee konshuns… let me show yew it!
You are soooo slothfull…
And yes, I know it’s not a sloth…
*Holds up Troll Warding Device*
wut izzit, ennywae?
And it’s definitely not a cat, either! There should be a website devoted to other-than-cats. We only want cats here.
yea…an FUNNY ones too! harumph…
*heddesk*
tew menny trollz tewdae
*troll takes orf hidjuss mask*
Ooh, I sowwy I skerded teh teeny whateber it is, I can’t think ob its name.
*Petz liddle aminul wif wun finger*
Iss ok, behbeh, I wuz juss funnin!
Ai tinks we wants teh funneh heer. Nawt haz to bee cats, just no goggehs.
Also no torlls, plz. kthxbai
Yes, pliz dew nawt fiid da trolls. Dey gett pade in fuud on da troll rodes and troll bridges. Da ickle beetles said it best:
Da besed thinks im lyf ar fwee
But you can kip them fur da trolls and bees
Now give me capshuns
Thass what I want
Thass what I want, yeh
Thass what I want
But whut ken us eggspek frum non-lol speeker
ZF, dat u?
ai’mm pretty sure itz a Mouse Lemur (maybe the Rufous Mouse Lemur Microcebus rufus), but ai cud be wrong. If so, is a little weensy primate. Lives in Madagascar. Cyoot.
I jess googlold it, an itz a lemur fer shir(ley)
PdB: Fiendishrabbit (below) says it’s a Tarsier. I found a pic, and it is.
Me too, an yup, it is! Cyoote lil debbil!
yup, it is bean a Tarsier all right. Well dun, Fiendishrabbit … ftw.
adn it lyks tew moov it moov it?
Hee hee! Nao ai haz an eerwurm.
Mebee he sees teh troll?
Dun make me luk!
iz liek a car wreck.