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Cooooooooooooool
*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*
YAY wii haz another makramay!! Ohai Tidmum
an conshaez-ulayshunz awn tawp spawt! I wantz to sing sawnz frum West Sied Storee, but I duzznt wanting to go ober to googlol an get teh lyrikz….layzee me!
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dats wuz appost to bee teh froggy armses wayvin inna aiyr!
Concoolayshuns to us!!
We can has a partay!!!
hai Tidmum, how is things in TTI??
Wut wud u liek fur ur partee?
If we wuz going wif the pickshure we’d be hazzing a kegger!
BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRP! (Dat wuz Maus nawt me!!!!!!) *runz an hidez behind Petunia’s haybocks*
Hey!!!
Or shud it be “Hay!”?
Steelz ur bukkitz. Dat wuz Kafleen not me!!1!!! Oo dat be fun zauber!
Ohh yesh plz!
Otay partay fud-*rustle rustle rootle rootle*
We can haz
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Apple pie
Baycon crunchies
Crisp sammiges
D..
Devilish eggs
Errlie pees
Franks n beens
Green beens
Hamz
Iyc creem
J…
Jelly beens
Ketchup
Lager and Lime
M..
Jonnycaekz
Kewlwip (OH NOEZ!!! Nawt the kewlwip!!)
Large Lobsterz
Muncheez
N…
Ohai Moira, nies tew meetchyew!
Nyce 2 meat u 2 zauber!
Nuts
Orinj jelly
Pizza
Q..
Tidmum u r nawtee!!
Qwinse jelliez
Roast Beast
Sarsparilla (werez Sol???)
Tiny Tomatoez
U….
Heehee!!
.
Ob corse.I mented salty wunz.
Qu….Queche?
Rozemaryz
Strbrryz
T…
wuts nawty abowt NUTS?????
Unyun soop
Visshyswahs
Whippy creem (U thot othurwise??)
Sumfin dat startz wif x.
Yellowz cayk.
Zuckinnee!
Now we haz 2 wurk on x…
Indede, ware iz Sol? We nawt sede him fur lawng daiz naow.
Ohai, Ebbreebuddeez, Ai juss gotz heer frum da debreefinz nd awlmost mis da sillibrashunz ub tudai. Hab tu goze tu hospbulz fur sawnogrammaz urleeur. Yesdy mai kitteh abatar cumz. les se if iz heer tudai.
oh , noze! iz nawt. wut iz going awn? Ai wuz so happitayl tu se mai Arly nd she wuz purr, purr ona bed b hined me.
Sokay ur avatr dat u haz naow iz veri pertty.
gmwgs-Haz yew sined in tew w.p akkownt?
Arly r beeyotiful
Fanks, Moira, but ai hab dis 2 daiz ago ,den hab nu, den hab dis agen. Ai ar getz berry cumfooz.
Dis iz a cumfoozin wurld, mai frend. Diz iz a cumfoozin wurld.
ok dis mai nawt-sekkund tym for de abc game:
nach-toes
omyum dip
piggles (dill an’ sweet)
“Piggles” ROFLPIMP!!!! Yay Smacky!
I GOTZ IT! Xylefone.
IZ A FUD!!1!!!! > 
Haow yu purpaerz dat? Etez it wif jam oar wif catsup oar salsa, putz ina salad?
foar de 3rd tyme! stoopie WP nommin’ mai posts!
i tri to gives credit to chriscat for using “piggles” the other dai on “the day the barking stopped”
it maed me laff and I will always use it nao!
Fur teh “X,” ai finkz wii kin haz…
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X-tra larj PIZZA!!!!
Der IZ no udder syze.
“MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh” Cannot reply. She was sent to the vet after eating too much Xylefone.
donutz
egg salat
fraise fishes
g..
Concatulayshuns! Wut be ur favrit songdanse tidmum?
I nawt berry moosical-yew chooz sumfing in keepin plz?
I can do dansin to eighteez choonz!!
Mah Big hair stillettoes an hanbag-Let me show yew dem!!
Oh, I missded tehi befoar! I can juss see u, Tidmum! Lolz!
Twist an showt by teh beetlz, maybeh…An maybeh we shud continu abc gaym at teh on a diffrint thred? Iz getting kinda crampd.
Ah nebbermind we iz almos dun anywai.
*twist an twist*
*shimmy shimmy*
*shake shake*
*Twist an turn*
*like a twisty turny fing*
……Dang! I twisted mah anklol…
Tidmum continoos to twist an twist onna floor..*twist twist*..
Ai getz yu sum froze peez tu putz awn ankle soz yu can get up tu dans . Flor iz nawt da plais tu be dansing.
Fanks gmwgs
Akshully nawt too bad onna floor-iz cool awn mah sunburn.
Nd wut yu menez bai “crisp sammij” ? Liek tater crispz nd maynaze ona bredz? nom! haow bowt sum doze pigglez onit?
W.p eetid mah commints :rasp:
an den it showz up!!.
Yah! Tater crisps in bred an budder.Mmmmnnnnnn…
Nom! Haow yu getz sunberm? iz naow sunshyen in TTI? yay! Ai stayz inseid so nawt tu getz bernt. is blistur, peeel awl sumur if Ai du
Bowt 72 degreez heer tewdai an yestidai.
I hanged owt teh washin an red teh paypurr inna gardin
an wallah! Sunburn.Nawt tew bad,I putted awn teh sunscreen
but teh breeze made it burn a liddle.
I cubber up tommorrow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0auCDOERZyE
The Froggie Song!
Just plai it cool ZF…. reeel cool…….
Hao can I wen I iz still runnin awai from bein debreefed????
R U?
Well I is still astral projeckted, I think!
I wuz left dangling ovur teh gorge…. I is still wayting to find owt how I ends up! Itz gonna be hard to sleep dis wai!
Find a reely gud hidin plais ZF, and u shud be safe!! I hoaps!!
*wisspurrz* Lezza, less hied behine Petunia’z haybocks heer, u kin un-projekt frum der if need B. (Sawrree, I hazznt red awl teh odder funz an gamez, I is jello-ish :greeneyez:
Pssst… ZF, I fink whut u wanted was mrgreen insied the ::.
Ennywai… we had kwite a bizzie dai heer!
I is kwite wore owt. Troll and moar trolls, troll hunts, debreefings….
If u haz tiem u shud go bak and cach up at some poynt.
But hay! I miss awl the weekend ackshun everry weekend, and sumhow I manages to catch up on Mondai!
I will astral projekt myself to teh haybocks wif u.
But I fink my unprojekted self haz to stai over teh gorge.
Oh hai leeza. The Teeny Tiny Itty Bitty Kitty writers union haz gone on strike. So
*Bork and Dubble Bork*
*Here’s the reel messsije*
Oh hai leeza-B. The Teeny Tiny Itty Bitty Kitty Committee of Brayd Writers Union haz just gone on strike. So teh show haz been cancelled, and yoo are off-teh-hook, so to speek.
Wut a releaf!
**um, wait**
We wuz cancelled? Why???
We wuz doin so well in teh ratings!!
We may haz to ask Janet if hur script will be reddy soon.
I cant WERK wif these temporal mental writurs!
**dramatik exit**
Taht’s show biz, kid…
ohai, zauberflote! did joo mayk a choklit cayk reesentlee? DO WANT!!1!
O Lucy, yers I did! It r acshully braoneez, iz dat ok?
*Passes playte ob browneez arouwnd in all generul direkshunz*
**nabs a brownee az teh playte passez bai**
Mmmm…Nommie!!
Mmmmnnnnnnnn…..
whips anudder wun kwik afore leeza-b eets dem awl up.
Hm, deze wud be gud wif teh whippy creem, watchu fink? Leeza, u gotz ennee?
oh yes, alwais!
And I fink I’m lukking intoo smoothies too. KafleenTNF suggessted.
Heer! I haz regular, and burbon flavr!!
hehehe… ai lubs weh ppl be notice teh silly tings ai say.
ai fink ur skwirrells wud make excellent smoothies after a leetle whyle under ur eggsellent leedership!