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YAY wii haz another makramay!! Ohai Tidmum
an conshaez-ulayshunz awn tawp spawt! I wantz to sing sawnz frum West Sied Storee, but I duzznt wanting to go ober to googlol an get teh lyrikz….layzee me!
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dats wuz appost to bee teh froggy armses wayvin inna aiyr!
Concoolayshuns to us!!
We can has a partay!!!
hai Tidmum, how is things in TTI??
Wut wud u liek fur ur partee?
If we wuz going wif the pickshure we’d be hazzing a kegger!
BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRP! (Dat wuz Maus nawt me!!!!!!) *runz an hidez behind Petunia’s haybocks*
Hey!!!
Or shud it be “Hay!”?
Steelz ur bukkitz. Dat wuz Kafleen not me!!1!!! Oo dat be fun zauber!
Ohh yesh plz!
Otay partay fud-*rustle rustle rootle rootle*
We can haz
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Apple pie
Baycon crunchies
Crisp sammiges
D..
Devilish eggs
Errlie pees
Franks n beens
Green beens
Hamz
Iyc creem
J…
Jelly beens
Ketchup
Lager and Lime
M..
Jonnycaekz
Kewlwip (OH NOEZ!!! Nawt the kewlwip!!)
Large Lobsterz
Muncheez
N…
Ohai Moira, nies tew meetchyew!
Nyce 2 meat u 2 zauber!
Nuts
Orinj jelly
Pizza
Q..
Tidmum u r nawtee!!
Qwinse jelliez
Roast Beast
Sarsparilla (werez Sol???)
Tiny Tomatoez
U….
Heehee!!
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Ob corse.I mented salty wunz.
Qu….Queche?
Rozemaryz
Strbrryz
T…
wuts nawty abowt NUTS?????
Unyun soop
Visshyswahs
Whippy creem (U thot othurwise??)
Sumfin dat startz wif x.
Yellowz cayk.
Zuckinnee!
Now we haz 2 wurk on x…
Indede, ware iz Sol? We nawt sede him fur lawng daiz naow.
Ohai, Ebbreebuddeez, Ai juss gotz heer frum da debreefinz nd awlmost mis da sillibrashunz ub tudai. Hab tu goze tu hospbulz fur sawnogrammaz urleeur. Yesdy mai kitteh abatar cumz. les se if iz heer tudai.
oh , noze! iz nawt. wut iz going awn? Ai wuz so happitayl tu se mai Arly nd she wuz purr, purr ona bed b hined me.
Sokay ur avatr dat u haz naow iz veri pertty.
gmwgs-Haz yew sined in tew w.p akkownt?
Arly r beeyotiful
Fanks, Moira, but ai hab dis 2 daiz ago ,den hab nu, den hab dis agen. Ai ar getz berry cumfooz.
Dis iz a cumfoozin wurld, mai frend. Diz iz a cumfoozin wurld.
ok dis mai nawt-sekkund tym for de abc game:
nach-toes
omyum dip
piggles (dill an’ sweet)
“Piggles” ROFLPIMP!!!! Yay Smacky!
I GOTZ IT! Xylefone.
IZ A FUD!!1!!!! >:(
Haow yu purpaerz dat? Etez it wif jam oar wif catsup oar salsa, putz ina salad?
foar de 3rd tyme! stoopie WP nommin’ mai posts!
i tri to gives credit to chriscat for using “piggles” the other dai on “the day the barking stopped”
it maed me laff and I will always use it nao!
Fur teh “X,” ai finkz wii kin haz…
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X-tra larj PIZZA!!!!
Der IZ no udder syze.
“MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh” Cannot reply. She was sent to the vet after eating too much Xylefone.
donutz
egg salat
fraise fishes
g..
Concatulayshuns! Wut be ur favrit songdanse tidmum?
I nawt berry moosical-yew chooz sumfing in keepin plz?
I can do dansin to eighteez choonz!!
Mah Big hair stillettoes an hanbag-Let me show yew dem!!
Oh, I missded tehi befoar! I can juss see u, Tidmum! Lolz!
Twist an showt by teh beetlz, maybeh…An maybeh we shud continu abc gaym at teh on a diffrint thred? Iz getting kinda crampd.
Ah nebbermind we iz almos dun anywai.
*twist an twist*
*shimmy shimmy*
*shake shake*
*Twist an turn*
*like a twisty turny fing*
……Dang! I twisted mah anklol…
Tidmum continoos to twist an twist onna floor..*twist twist*..
Ai getz yu sum froze peez tu putz awn ankle soz yu can get up tu dans . Flor iz nawt da plais tu be dansing.
Fanks gmwgs
Akshully nawt too bad onna floor-iz cool awn mah sunburn.
Nd wut yu menez bai “crisp sammij” ? Liek tater crispz nd maynaze ona bredz? nom! haow bowt sum doze pigglez onit?
W.p eetid mah commints :rasp:
an den it showz up!!.
Yah! Tater crisps in bred an budder.Mmmmnnnnnn…
Nom! Haow yu getz sunberm? iz naow sunshyen in TTI? yay! Ai stayz inseid so nawt tu getz bernt. is blistur, peeel awl sumur if Ai du
Bowt 72 degreez heer tewdai an yestidai.
I hanged owt teh washin an red teh paypurr inna gardin
an wallah! Sunburn.Nawt tew bad,I putted awn teh sunscreen
but teh breeze made it burn a liddle.
I cubber up tommorrow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0auCDOERZyE
The Froggie Song!
Just plai it cool ZF…. reeel cool…….
Hao can I wen I iz still runnin awai from bein debreefed????
R U?
Well I is still astral projeckted, I think!
I wuz left dangling ovur teh gorge…. I is still wayting to find owt how I ends up! Itz gonna be hard to sleep dis wai!
Find a reely gud hidin plais ZF, and u shud be safe!! I hoaps!!
*wisspurrz* Lezza, less hied behine Petunia’z haybocks heer, u kin un-projekt frum der if need B. (Sawrree, I hazznt red awl teh odder funz an gamez, I is jello-ish :greeneyez:
Pssst… ZF, I fink whut u wanted was mrgreen insied the ::.
Ennywai… we had kwite a bizzie dai heer!
I is kwite wore owt. Troll and moar trolls, troll hunts, debreefings….
If u haz tiem u shud go bak and cach up at some poynt.
But hay! I miss awl the weekend ackshun everry weekend, and sumhow I manages to catch up on Mondai!
I will astral projekt myself to teh haybocks wif u.
But I fink my unprojekted self haz to stai over teh gorge.
Oh hai leeza. The Teeny Tiny Itty Bitty Kitty writers union haz gone on strike. So
*Bork and Dubble Bork*
*Here’s the reel messsije*
Oh hai leeza-B. The Teeny Tiny Itty Bitty Kitty Committee of Brayd Writers Union haz just gone on strike. So teh show haz been cancelled, and yoo are off-teh-hook, so to speek.
Wut a releaf!
**um, wait**
We wuz cancelled? Why???
We wuz doin so well in teh ratings!!
We may haz to ask Janet if hur script will be reddy soon.
I cant WERK wif these temporal mental writurs!
**dramatik exit**
Taht’s show biz, kid…
ohai, zauberflote! did joo mayk a choklit cayk reesentlee? DO WANT!!1!
O Lucy, yers I did! It r acshully braoneez, iz dat ok?
*Passes playte ob browneez arouwnd in all generul direkshunz*
**nabs a brownee az teh playte passez bai**
Mmmm…Nommie!!
Mmmmnnnnnnnn…..
whips anudder wun kwik afore leeza-b eets dem awl up.
Hm, deze wud be gud wif teh whippy creem, watchu fink? Leeza, u gotz ennee?
oh yes, alwais!
And I fink I’m lukking intoo smoothies too. KafleenTNF suggessted.
Heer! I haz regular, and burbon flavr!!
hehehe… ai lubs weh ppl be notice teh silly tings ai say.
ai fink ur skwirrells wud make excellent smoothies after a leetle whyle under ur eggsellent leedership!
Ar doze da dustreeul strnth brawneez? ai putz inum da shoklit shipzz, nutzez, razunz, otemelez. Den yu noze yur etin sumfing.
nd sumtiemz simmonun.
O hai tidmum!!
Conga Ratz up there!! Too bad Romeow, teh coolest kitteh ebber, isn’t heer to dans fur yoo! but wayte – ai cud bring it heer. Ai think. BRB
Ohai JCH4K
*waves awll floofy paws in teh misheegan direkshun*
Ai brawt it = but WP eeted it. Ai’ll wayte fur a bit befoar fetching it again.
Fanx Janet
I duzznt noe how to duz da linky fings..I r teh stoopy bowt tekkie stuffs.
Maybee WP thot it wuz too long. Aiill go bak an get it an doo it in too parts, Yoo WONT beleeve it!! Maek shur nobuddee poasts under teh furst wun so we can haz teh continnooittey1
foar teh linkees, yew jus has tew start wif teh doubleUdoubleUdoubleU and werdpress will make it into a linkee wif the http nonsense
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ai am pretty sure dat’s hao it werks
PART I
Maus (7 Dec 07
Sorreh Jaded. I shall summon teh dansing boyz in the harem pantz *clap clap*
Romeow
Iz sumwon habing a nawt secund sellabrashun?
I r here fur ur dansinz pleasure.
*cues musik*
Maus
Did yoo bring yur speshul shurt wif teh velcrow down teh back? An teh body oil? Okeh, good. START DANSIN!
Romeow
Yes, I awl reddy fur dansin. Sowy, no body oil – it ruins mah floof.
I hab mah tite brakeawai pants, sexy brakeawai shirt, wite cuffs (that stai on affer I rips mah shirt offs), an, ov corse, my bowtie. I alwais keeps mah bowtie on.
*lights dim*
*musik builds*
*stage floor fills wif fog*
*curtain opens wif Romeow backlit*
This iz so cyoot! But it’z nawt dun! There’re going to be multpiul poasts heer soon, ai think. I did teh hole thing. Tehn ai did it in II parts. Nuthng. Tehn ai did Part II.
Still nawt heer. WAI??? !!!! Maybee needs to bee smaller yet – tehn it wont maek ene sense whatsomebber!!
PART II
Romeow
I wait (posed in sexy posishun) fur WP to hork up mah lass comment.
Come on WP!
Anukki
*Anu swoons*
Romeow
*Romeow’s shirt iz off*
*musik plais*
Iz tew floofy fur mah shurt
tew floofy fur mah shurt
so floofy it hurtz…
*struts, bumps, n grinds*
PART II
Romeow
I wait (posed in sexy posishun) fur WP to hork up mah lass comment.
Come on WP!
Anukki
*Anu swoons*
Romeow
*Romeow’s shirt iz off*
*musik plais*
Iz tew floofy fur mah shurt
tew floofy fur mah shurt
so floofy it hurtz…
*struts, bumps, n grinds*
bootawn
n to fink ai awmos missed dis!
wooo! dis is d bess nawt-sekwond dans ebber!
Yippie!
Romeow–datz so fun-knee!!!
Butt I wunder: Iz jU Siss-ceelian?
back floof, chest floof?
Romeow
I b watebber U wan me to b, bebeh
Wh00t!!
Wh00t!!
Ai NOO yoo wud laik it!!!
I can jess pikshur it happenin.
*Hiydz eyezez behind floofee pawz.
*peeking owt.
Did i see wut I thot I saw??
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Thankz 4 bringing that back, Janet!!!
Yoo haz a awsum memmery Janet
I cuddnt eeben merember tew have mah Dinner tonite!!..Crisp sammijes
are a gud “Oh I furgettid tew eet” snak
*liks salt n binnigar crisp crumbs frum whiskers*
[HOMER] Mmmm….. salt n binngar crisps.
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Dat sowndz bery yummee, tidmum! Ai will haz tew trai dat. Ai haz teh salt n binnegar crispz on mai desk heer — wuz eeting dem earlier. Ai kin onlee eatz sew menny tho befoar mai tung getz awl borked.
It all started here, friends. It’s PG-13. Enter at Your Own Risk!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/07/diz-mai-squidz-dun-worry-hez-cool/#comment-177256
Joe Cool…
Snoopy?
Bingo!
lolz!
kitteh is jumpin teh cowch!!
(||0|) x 5
Moar Friskies,plz
Wif a sied ob business…
Tawm Kruz kitteh been walking on couch?
I is the U-boat commander.
Blues cat is on a mission from Ceiling Cat
Letz rowl.
Oh cwap! I means “Hit it.”
It’s dark, an he’s warin sunglasses
Ai haz a trig midturm toomorrow, an aiz beein chaysed by Gweedo, teh Killer Pimp!!!
B careful wif teh krystal egg.
We doan want enny cracks in it.
O hai Romeow!! ai hoep yoo dont mind. Ai’m bringing yur dans frum 7 Ded 07 fur Tidmum!! Ai’m sure she’s nebber seen it!!1
Oh mah.
I guess in dis age ov video cameras, I shud hab known dat it mite cum bak to haunt meh.
Wat can I sai? I waz swept up in teh moment
GRRRRRR!! But nao WP won’t coff it up!!! Oar – yoo ar going to bee appearin MENEE ties!! LOL!
At last!!! Part I haz shown up!!! Whoooo Hooooo!!!
But yoo were so COOOOOL!!! Teh coolest kitteh EBBER!!!
Awwww…Janet, u maek me blush.
Seconded. I had SO MUCH FUN that night. That’s the day I truly felt like a part of ICHC. So take your compliment like a man… um… oh… you know…
Yoo were taht noo then??? Ai must go bak an luk sommoar!
Yup. Ownlee been comminting bout a month. Nobuddy gave the nawt furst poster a danse, so I “buckled up my armor” an dived in. I didn’t even know about the Nawty Barn, so when peeps starting talking about the all that stuff, I was like “What?”.
Maybee we wern’t dooing it yet?? an – ai’m nawt shur wehn teh Nawtee Barn started. Akshullee – it wuz – we put Teho in teh Nawtee Corner – an tehn ebree buddee wanted to be there – so Gayla said we needed sumthing bigger (teh NC wuz vereee crowded – and I think Teho just fled!!!
an tehn ai said we cud uze mai Barn – an sumhao – teh conspet changed a liddle. LOL!!1
But ai can find it!! BRB
7 Nov 07 CPR cat. An no firsty dance in site!!
Purrhaps we weren’t dansing wehn yoo got your NS-NS!!
An this mite well be teh coolest firstee dans ebber!!! Even teh soopermarket
spektaular izzn’t this gud!!!
Kitteh – geddawf teh babbehsiddur!!!
*burp* wut bebbehsittur?
teh kittehz lyke, “git dese fings offa me!”
Dats fawr way tye. Ebberybuddy off to tye bootike
Juss taek those old records off teh shelf
Ill sit and listen to em by myseff…
[underpants dance]
*Don’t Need no pants for a Victory dance*…
Heer’s teh linkee to teh sceen frum teh moobie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiPDL9S552s&feature=related
Tom Croose… REELY needz debreefing!!
OMG!
Nikker nikkin frum TC?
Woohoo, kin I watch?
Oooer Missus!!
I nevver did care fur the tite-y wite-ys!
Ur is that tidy witeys?
me neever.
Now,a pair of fitted trunks an we are talkin!!!
trunks? Iz that like baffing soot?
Or teh TTI wai to sai boxers?
Dats It- boxers
Mind in teh nawtby barn agen-Muss be teh tutch ob sunstroke I haz.
luks like two boxers inna ring wen dem buns ob steel iz wigglin arown!
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I duzznt want Tomcat ennee moar, I wantz to trabbel bakk froo teh spayse-thyme contiuuuu….thingy, an hazzing……………..
Mikhail Baryshnikov!
Tidmum…if yoor mind iz in the NB, itz absoloootliee nawt yer fawlt!
There is sumthin goin arownd heer at ICHC…. u cant fling a skwirrl wifowt hittin a post abowt pants on fyre, or fyremenz, or debreefings… itz an epidemic!
Teh spring/summer sap risin I finkso!!
This iz a VERREE frendlee plaice!!!
Deh lustee munf uv May!!
♪ Nao iz the munth ov Maying
Wehn merreee ladz ar plaiying
♫ Fa la la la la la la la la
Fa la la la la la laaaaaa! ♫
This is for PwnedBy2Kittehs.
We first met here “trading eights” with musical lyrics.
Feel better and get well, my friend. I hope you see this.
Tra la! It’s May!
The lusty month of May!
That lovely month when ev’ryone goes
Blissfully astray.
Tra la! It’s here!
That shocking time of year
When tons of wicked little thoughts
Merrily appear!
It’s May! It’s May!
That gorgeous holiday
When ev’ry maiden prays that her lad
Will be a cad!
It’s mad! It’s gay!
A libelous display!
Those dreary vows that ev’ryone takes,
Ev’ryone breaks.
Ev’ryone makes divine mistakes
The lusty month of May!
CAMELOT FTW!!!!
major ballet ref FTW
Mikhail B. in “Giselle” (observe teh buns in akshun)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8__iRsxG_A
iz teh titey-witeys. or az my yunger boi said wunce (himz wuz abowt 8 yeerz old) mitey-titeyz.
U wud neber kno dere’s a Scientologist unner those shades.
Not yet, anyway.
Ar this the mob kitteh in the witnuss protekshun program
Waz teh creature in teh lass pikshure
lukin at Tomcat in hims unnerwares?
Kittehs fuchur sew brite…..
Sumtiems u juss gotta sai…WTF.
noes yu dunt. at leest, ai dunt.
*psst*
*whispurrs to Lucy* Datz a lien frum teh moovee, “Risky Business.” Romeow kleended it up cuz itz nawt jus teh letturs in teh moovee.
*sigh*
Ai rememburz watchin dis moovee at mai Sweet Sixteen pardee, mennee mennee yeerz ago.
…
*shuffulz off tew teh cornur, feelin bery bery nawt-yung.*
kitteh got hisself sum cheep sunglasses (oh yah!)
He warez hiz sunglasses at nite?
Cuz dis is Thrilla!
o hai cheezpeeps…. ai has a sad tewday… is kinda hard to ’splain, jus wunna dose days I guess… but ai wuz just wunderin iffn yew cud share sum cheezluv wif me?
ohai KTNF! Haz a brownie and a hug.
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Sowry u has a sad todai… hoaps itz just wun of those temporarry sads!
fanks leeza {{{{leeza}}}} ai fink it shud be a temporary sad… but tehy can really be teh pleh, yew kno?
yes ai do!
Ai haz to go now, but I iz glad I wuz still heer to try and halp cheer u up.
Hoap I see u tomorroe.. sumthin funnie is BOWND to happen….. agin…!
Smoos and Snorgles for KTNF
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I gibs yoo one “get owt of de-breefing” card.
I hoeps fings are beddur soon.
I meant “one get owt of de-breefing FREE” card. I guess it doesn’t really matter. I hope you feel better soon, my friend…
ai new wat yew ment…. an based awn today it seems liek ai mite have tew used dat car befoar teh week is up! fank yew! {{{{{Maus}}}}}
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Cum join in the partay up abub-I iz dooin teh twist an I finkso I borked sumfink.
Tehre is fud an dwinkses an talkins bowt pants an ebreefing!!
K2 – Sew sawrees…’membur ders alwaz tamawro, sun shinun’ sumwaer, and peeps alwaez heer fur yew! {{{{{KTNF}}}}}
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We ♥ yuu
Doan knoe wut heppined tu tihs poast, butt tihs bees foar Kafleen teh Nawt First!
fanks sew mush, CKK!!! ai feel awl snorgully insyde!
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*flotez over to KNF in her bubbul adn tosses out a handfull uv guddeez 4 her.
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♫ {{KTNF}} ☼ ♥ Schmoo ♥ 
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<3
Hay!! Itz raining icon fetti!!!! *kewl*
Feel bedder KTNF!!!
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I has a sad todai, too. We kan scares dem off togevver!
{{{{{{{smacky}}}}}}}
Now yoo iz heer yoo cannot haz a sad,teh cheezfrenz wont let yoo.
Dis iz a happee plaice fur awl ob us .
*takes smacky an KTNF by teh paws an leads dem up teh thread to da partay
an dansin*
sads are teh stoopy!!
No, they are NOT! Haz yer sad! I gives yoo permiss… premiss…. um… oh, heck, you know…
lols… no fankyoo… ai fink ai’ll send teh sads teh way of teh IUGPWLPOPPW as punishment for peeing on teh proverbial wheeties (teh band) today.
Oh mah gudness, Smacky, u habs a sad, too?
We can’t hab dat!
*whips owt moar choklit like a deck ov cards*
Here, Smacky…juss taek it awl!
Soon, you’ll b on a sugar high and eberyfing will seem better.
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KTNF, u kno, iffs Kafleen waz heer, she wud dawn key kick ur sads awai!
I alwais sai dat there isn’t ennyfing so bad, that a liddle choklit won’t maek a liddle bedder.
*hands large assortment ov ebery kind ov choklit to KTNF*
nom nom nom nom nom nom fankyoo veree veree much for teh nomible choklit!
*sigh* cheezfrends are teh awesome…. an hour ago ai wuz feelin teh pleh, and nao ai is feelin elebenty times better!!!!
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Awwwww {{{{{KTNF}}}}}!!!!1!!! Ai hoepz yer sad goezawai bery bery soon!
*offurz a treet*
Wil dis dark choklit octopus halp?
WHOA!
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ai has nebber has chawlit octopi before!!!! nom nom nom nom nom!!!
Choklit octopus iz teh gift dat keepz awn gibbing… yew haz 8 armz tew be eetingz, den der is teh BIG boddee part in teh middul. Ai fink teh boddee *mite* be filled wif teh caremellz.
Kitteh sez hims signyng noes autoegraffs; sez taht’s wye hims haz a puhblycitee ajent-yuu shud goe sees ajent’s sekretaree foar wun.
Awlsoe sez no moar fotograffs; hims fann-klubb wil maiyl yuu enny signeded foto yuu wunt (foar a smaull feee);
Besiedes, hims veree tyred; lymohzene wil bees cummyng foar hims mohmintarelee…
Him sez yuu goe naow: KTHXBAI!!!!!!
Lurker iz nawt waht ai wantz. Mai commintz doan show up.
4 a wile mai commentz not show upz. Naow dey do and I iz veri happeh. *nocks on wud* Dun wont 2 jinks it.
o hai Melonyx, is yew new? (ai is new, sew I duzzn’t know a lotta ppl hoo arn’t heer ebery day)
lol, haz been watching for liddle bit, couldn’t ever get mai posts to show! Mai lolspeak is not so gud, ai’m afraid.
ai fink your lolspeek is loverly!!
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when yew post foar teh nawt-seckund tiem it takes a few minoots to show up because werdpress has to validate ur email address.. after this yew shud be fine tho. Welcum!!!!!
Sokay MelONy. Ur LOLspeek iz veri gud. U juss haz a few wurdz dat r in hooman-speek.
An nenee Peeple haz AWL there werdz in hooman-speek. But it duzzn’t madder. Just doo waht yoo ar comfortabul wif. Onlee rool – play nice!!!
An welcom!!
*Takes MelONyx, MoiraTehUberKewlKitteh,adn KTNF in2 deh bubbul adn
*deh awl floting over 2 the ty-booteek. Teh bubbul poppz wif a liddul
*Poof*
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Ebbery1 can b havving wuteer tehy b liking frum teh ty-booteek. Our
deer fren Gibbocat keepz it stawkked wif ennyfing ur liddul hartz desire.
Welkum 2 teh majikkle cheezland!! Dis b a plais 4 deh funz and deh
happeetale timez. And, az Kafleen b noeing, yew can kum heer wif a sad
adn teh cheezfrenz will cheering u up.
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Onliest rule iz 2 playing nice. If u not unnerstanding sumfing, teh wiki
linkee @ teh top uv deh paige haz much gud info.
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*Handz ebbery1 a chokklit martoonee.
Cheez!!
Welkum to our Happee plaice MelONyx,
Iz nice heer. Cheezpeeps r teh bestest evva!!
o KTNF, ai am berry sowwy aboaht yer sad. Hopes it goes sooon.
ai hope sew tew. Teh wunnerful ting about dis place is dat when ai wuz feelin awl sad, ai new dat teh cheezpeeps wud be moar than happy to give me luvs, and tehy are! {{{{cheezpeeps}}}} ai is awlreddy feelin much better dan ai wus 20 minoots ago!
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jus a suggestshun, iff yew clik teh link dat sez ‘reply to this comment’ it’ll keep ur comments awl together and people will be knoeing wat yew are replyin to.
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Nao… yew need teh welcum waggin!!!!! LEts see…. um, here are sum chawklit possums for to be nommin on, and a chawklit martoonee or hawt chawklit or yor tastee bevrij of choyce. Heer is ur CHRG(w/DOI). Pleez remember to ware dat at awl times becuz teh cyootness of teh kittehs will offtn make ur hed asplode iffn u dun ware it.
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cheezpeeps, wut did ai forget?
oh btw, teh linky at teh tawt of teh comment goes to teh lolspeek wiki. yew will find it BERRY helpful wif sum of teh sillee joeks we has and tings we sai. you’ll catch on berry kwiklee… and of corse yew can always ax any of teh cheezpeeps. as yew can see, we are a berry berry wunnerful groop
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speeking of which, there are no rools here, except to be playin nice
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{{{{MelONx}}}}
floofy blankee cummin rite up.
KTNF wuz dat yaw nawt sekkund tyme fir weelin owy teh WW?
Yew wuz teh brillyunt!!
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MelONyx haz been lukked after berree well.
Fankyoo
fankYOO, tidmum…. ai is likin to make teh new peeps feel welkum cos ai always felt welcum…. besides, the WW usually has sum extra chawklit possums…
nom nom nom nom nom
{{{{{TM }}}}duz yu hab sum aloe vera tu putz awn da sumberm? Wil maik it fele bettur. Ai fink muss be tiem fur yu goze applez nd pearz? nity nite.
I haz a biiiig aloe vera in mah kichin windoe. I rubbed sum jooce awn after mah shower.
Berree cool an sooving.
*marm mysterioso*
*gato incognito*
*hez wun kuhl kat*
*SIGH*
starring
Tomcat Cruise?
teh Scientroctologist?
Tomcat Cruise praktisses Scien-LOL-ogee!!11!1
Dis kitteh follows sighin’ tology, not ceiling cat.
I finkso mebbeh dat IS risky biddness?
Yoo sed it!!
I like how one of the more clever ones only has a 4 Burger rating. xD What a shame.