Evil Latte
Evil Latte wants to raise your blood pressure
i thowt coffee wuz supposd 2 b gud 4 yoo.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Taht’s gonna COSTA lawt!
Concatulayshuns on ur nawt sekkund Amber! Insirt favrit songdanse here _________.
Hao bowt A Englishman in NooYok
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY1Ag2ijjXY
And Ai’ll dans mai wai up to bed - is layt heer an Ia’m plain owt awn mai byk in teh mornin
Yah! cofme songs! I gotz wun four us!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S9214l0J38&feature=related
les see—
gascat dun wif finalez (gotz a band wun tomara but itz a no bigg deal
fishykitteh outa da meani skool on frydai
iz dun wif teachn da 16th
spoose comin hom fur mudders day!
lif nawt toooo bad!
momcat
yay ambercat !!
should we have sum mooosic?
cud be a spoonful of cawfee, i spoze
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TwEYuues6Y&feature=related
i thawted ifz ma mom saw thixz… shez gowna stawp dringkin’ coffee!
I cud neva stawp dreenkin coffeh. Mai lyfe revolvz arownd Mowcaz and Frappu…Frapew… udder yummeh coffehz.
OMG I love coffee! I have too much blood in my caffiene system… D:
Heer, hav sum coffeh, it’ll mayk ya feel betta (or wisky, if ur Motha Gramma). *dukkee drynkz 2 much coffeh and startz runnin ’round room showting “LEEROY GENKINS!”*
hehe … costa cawfee … hab u had wun ob dere iced froote dwinks AC???? Deys luuuuuuubly!!!
Dat nais greezy fele awn yur lipz . Yu noze haow menny calriz izit? bowt 700. But can aks fur “skinny”. Stil taist gud.
ai nawt shoor whut yew meen
ai bee talkin boot teh froot smoothee thinks wib teh summer berreez an what not.
I haz had 1 of thowz, I fink, Jimmba. Or maybeh I iz finkin of a strwbrry leminayd thing. Idunno.
Ai lyks teh tayst but its too iysee coeld for me an sends teh payns form teh roof ob mai mouf to teh bak ob mai ey. Nawt so grate akchully!
ai kno wut yew means AC, ai lubs dem but ai can oblee hab a small wun cuz deys hert mai tuttypegs =(, ifunn yew hab wun on a reeeelly hot day tho, it warms up a wee bit and is lubblies!!!
LOL!! Jimmba - yoo have dun it again. Tuttypeg?? Lissening to yoo iz somwaht liek lissening to paws4thot (hoo wuz from Scotland). He offen used werds ai dint know. But this must meen teeth. But waht wud in bee - tooth pegs???? Ai’m nawt shur ai ebber herd taht befoar.
iz a scottish thing! (mai pappabear is frm scawtland) we uses teh silly wurd wib yunglings ober here. Tuttypegs is whut my mumma and pappa yewsed to call mai teef wen ai wus teenytiny! ebry nyte wud be “don’t forget to brush your tuttypegs before bed”
we canhas biscotti wif it?
An wai nawt??? Tee oar latte or spresso! Awl gud!!
Ohno! Teh troolee refyned an edumacated peeps kno taht teh biscotti (is Tallian for “spensive rokhard biskit”
shud oenlee be eeted wiv orinj skwosh!An, to be fullee enjoyed, tehy shud be eeted wiv a nyf an fork, in teh dark, an oenlee awn Toosdais.
But ob corse yu awl kno tihs awlreddy
LOL!!!! Tahnk gudness ai ar just a simpul farm gurl at hart!!!
Ai can doo waht eben dunk mai biscotti (aka SRB ) in mai milk iffn ai wantz to!!
*driveby comment alert!*
Ohai evereebuddee! Happee Wednesdai ebening!
*whisks orf to teh kitchem, where teh biscottiiz iz watin to be dunked……*
yew can only imajin the deep deepy depths of gratytude taht we all extend 2 you four clarifying tehse poynts for us. yes, yew can only imajin it. it takes only a short imajining to cover it ….
Ai tink mebbee Ai shud clarry fy furder cus Ai’m shor yu has nawt got teh fyner poynts ob teh kulchural signifikance, nor has yu fullee appreeshiayted juss hao verree cleber Ai am cos Ai kno hao to yus teh Goggle! Mebbee Ai shud tell a apokrifful anec…antido…amico…story bowt maiseff at tihs junkchur, waddya sai…!
oh yes, pleeze do. ai must run now, but yew go ahed and start teh story. ai’ll be right back. honust. trust me. reely.
Ambercat. . .Phillipe. . .ROFL!!! *wypez aiez*
Wun dai - sooner tahn laytur, ai hoep -teh three ov us must meet!! Togedder. Waht fun taht wud bee. Yoo too cud doo teh tawking an ai wud provide teh laffing!!!
Tehn let me tell yu abowt teh tym Ai has sum tenyuous an sumwot unlyklee enkownter wiv a A-list slebrittee an caym owt smellin ob roeses(an if it sowns familyar its cos yu red it in teh NooYok tyms, saym as Ai did!)
OK, Ai’ll stop nao
*sigh of relief*
*looks around for teh biscotti police*
hands ambercat a tall latte and a chawclit biscotti
one for JCH4K also
There!!! Yoo see??? Heer we ar - sittin in this prittee cafe - drinking ar lattes an dunkin ar biscottis an laffing laik crazee!! DO. WANT!!
Oh fankyu - Ai shall tayk tehm up to bed wiv me. Ai dunno wot happend juss tehn; Ai tink Ai had teh straynjest dreem………
Well - it IZ reekee layte fur yoo. But eben sleepee yoo ar wun ov ar best
ebber!!!
Nitee nite, deer Ambercat!!
No!! no!! Pleez - doooo go awn!! Ai’ll pik maiself up awf teh floar nao!!!
Come il mare profundo ed infinito. . .
Iz yu menez haow depe iz yur cawfee cup? mai lak ub nolij ub Italyun , let me sho yu it. :LOL:
Ai goze bak nd redez agen. maibe iz da depe gratudez Pd”b iz speke ub.
It’s a bit ov a double entendre. It meens - liek Phillpe sayed - as deep an infinite as teh ocean - and Phillipe’s werk involvez teh ocean.
An it’z a kwote frum teh last Akt ov “La Boheme,” teh Puccini opera.
AUUURRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!! Mehks meh wanna kwit dreenkun teh lahteeeses…
but I axed fur non-fat plzthxrutryin2killme?
in sovyit rushia, koffee getz yu!
Apparrently, in Kapitalist Merika, the Latte gits you, too!
I can has just plain old Pepsi, pleese?
Pepseh? Srry, we dun sell dat heer. May I intrrest u in an Invizible Pepseh?
What bout mah decaf?
gots milck??
Decat or Decow?
Oh, Romeow!! Ur abatar iz lubblee!!! iz dis ur kitteh wif teh bloo & gold
eyez? Tuday must b avatar day. 4.5K and Gma gotted therez, 2.
I gotz mai avatr 2dai. I luvz teh culr greenz, but ur blold-eyd (bloo & gold, duh) kitteh iz veri kewt Romeow!
I wann change mah avatar iz ugly
Katzo - no!! Yur avatar iz a prittee az teh odders.
Prittee Pointee Purrrrrpul!!!
Iz very ugly wanna change to nother pic
we votes that it is teh kewl.
all in flavor?
*forest of paws in air*
see?
Phillipe!! “forest of paws” Waht a prittee imaj. Too bad yoo cant’ rite like taht in yur buks. Oar. . .can you???
heh heh heh … yew might be surprizeded
Corse - ai havn’t eben traied too reed yur buks. Thot it mite bee an exercise in fewtilitee.
Cud yoo cite an eggs ampule??
Corse - teh reviewz did say teh math wuz elegant. At leest fur wun ov them. So wai nast elegant frayses???
(nasst = nawt)
Plus I hatez purpl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >
Maybee tehy cud chanj yoo. Trai riting to teh Burgers an ask. Can’t hurt - mite halp.
Katso, go to wordpress.com and you can change your avatar from there. It takes a while for it to show up, so don’t be frustrated if you don’t see your new avatar forseveral hours or overnight.
I liek teh burple!
U wont 2 swich? O wayte, I haznt seen mah avatr yetz. *Luks at avatr* OMG I luvs green! K thnx srry bi.
Az long az we iz on teh subjetctz of avatrs, y did I all of teh sudden git 1? I dun git it.
dey are a gift from werd press
Datz uber kewl. I lieks mai new avatr.