surfin’ the net
surfin’ the net ur doin it wrong
is betteh den dis kind of surfin…
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Teh Cat on teh Flyin Trapeese…
He falls froo teh air
wif teh gratest ov ease
dat daring yung cat on teh flyin trapeese.
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Oops, I meant flies - nawt falls - that’s teh next pikshure.
Ooooohhh! Nice Avatar! I lieks it beddur tahn the uther wun, I fink.
Fanks, Maus
Ai lubz teh new abatar tew, Romeow!!! Wut a byooteemus kitteh!
Kitteh tri tu sneek in bak door uff program.
Ai wuz nawt ther on Caturday — sew Happee Belayted Birfdai, Tribble!
Oh fank u nightshayde! Heer haz a tribble az a partee favour. Awl da peeps round hear were sew kind!
Iff eye hazen’t awlreddi tole u, eye lykez ur hello kitteh avatar!
Fank yew! Mai liddul hyoomin gurlkitteh lieks teh Hello Kitteh tew.
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Ooooh - mai bery oan Tribble! Aiz alwaiz wanted wun (but kin yew hab jus wun?).
Flying Wallenda Kitteh!
well! it sayd “server iz too busy” mebbe wii reeely did bork teh system wuf teh lazt race.
Yah, Iz havin teh perpechyoowall moshun reload cirkel…so I just goes “STOP” an so far itz werkin…
Wii haz a 2 purrson brade! Conhangulashunz Maus and Tribble! The dashing young peepz awn teh flying trapeze!
can we haz circus fuds??
Cottom candee…
Pnuts…
Candee appuls??
Hot Goggies
Beer (fer groan-ups)
Popcorms
Cmon, leeza-b, hafta du it in ABC ordur!
Applez, candyed
BIG soobeniir cupz ob soda (BUUUUURRRRRP)
Candy applez
Dansin klown gummeez
E…
Effelolunt ears
Fresh cotton candy
Grape soda
sowry I got SEW exksited!!
Elolphant eers
Fresh rosted pnuts
Gummy animules
Hunny rosted peenutz
Ice kreem
J…
Joo-joobes
Krunchee peenut brittel
Lollolipops
Mennee-flavurded skittlez
Nom nom nom fudz
Oliphawnt eerz
Popcormz
Q….
Quite skeery klownz
Rabbit fud foar teh vegeetarianz
Skittles ov awl flayvurz
T…
Toffee Peanutz
Uglifrootz
Vanilla Softsurv Eyescreem
W…
Whipping creem
Xs and bacon
Yogurt and yam sweetner
Z…
Waffel-kones wif meeces peeces.
X-L-Nt fizzy pop
Yur berry own cheezbrger
Zat’s enuff fer me today.
Qwite yummee treets
Red smartees
Smartees, red
T…
Yash, ai sined into WP wif a slitely diffrunt naem in teh hoap taht mai avabar will showing up! Ai R juss lubblee todai, n u? Almoast finished skool, eh? Wut will u doing afterwurds?
N just haow manee identititees do u habbing???
well, at teh moment, ai haz tree cheeznayms, but unlee until ai goes adn seez teh Prince Caspian. ai awlso haz anovver naym taht ai yooz most ebbrywarez else. it iz Firestar. taht stemz frum mai mayjur Star Wars fanness. ai kawlz it mai Jedi naym. dere iz awlso mai IRL naym. datz abowt it.
nao, wut am ai dooin tihs summer? well, furst, ai iz mooving in a couple ov Caturdayz, den ai iz gunna go see Prince Caspian, den a mishun twip tew neer-bai Amarillo, dem mai SWU-SLT camp. dunt ebbin ask, wud tayk tew lawg tew splain. odder dan taht, ai iz gunna be bored awl summer.
sowndz liek a beezy summer to me, LP. Nawt sawnd so boring.
Ai wuz jus wunderin if u haz red awl teh Narnia buks? Hab u red Prince Caspian? Ai red dem awl long tiem ago but Ai awlwais reds dem agin befur movie.
yesh, ai haz red dem awl menny tiems adn haz just finished reeding Prince Caspian adn iz nao reedin the Dawn Treader.
GO REEICHEEP! WH00T WH00T!
oops
ai spelled his naym rong. iz Reepicheep.
Ai lubz teh Reepicheep!
mai sister duz, tew. hez hur Hero!
Sowry, ai has to asking: wut is SWU-SLT camp?
Ai get to go to SINGING CAMP in Corsica inna monf!!!!!1!
in short, SWU-SLT standz foar Summer Worship University Student Leadership Training camp. iz ware wii goes tew lern hao tew best yoos our gifts foar God.
Wao - gud furr u!
Ai lubs “Firestar”!!
Singing camp???
Do tell!!
Google “Village Harmony” adn chek it owt!
And maybee, insted of dansin, we cud eech do an appropreate cirkus act!!
I can bring owt the traned skwirlls to do feets of incredibul agilitiez….
Ai can do triks awn Petunia, if Maus donut midn!
DK, dat yoo? Shure, yoo can rides Petunia…
Erm, fanks, Maus, butt maybee ai’ll wate until alll teh whippy creem haz bin wiped off her…
Looks beelow. Petunia is untouchded by whippy creem.
DK, u seez Petunia an B.R stanin unteched in teh middel ob teh ring der? Go 4 it!
*DK grabbs fyremenz hoes n sprais whippy creem awl ober Maus adn hims horsies*
Hehee!
*Petunia picks DK up (gently) by the collar*
*Walks over to the elephant’s water bucket*
*Drops her in*
*KER-SPLASH!*
I don’t find the whippy creem, but Petunia is very fastidious about her appearance. Sry.
Akshully u DO find the whippy creem, awl ober u!!
Fanks, Petunia, ai wuz getting hot frum awl teh eggcitemint!
My crappy typing: let me show you it…
Noe… plz!!!!!!!
*Maus comes riding in, one leg balanced on Petunia and the other on B.R.*
*As he passes, the skwirlls jump on Maus’s head and form a pyramid*
*BR ridez in wun direkshun, Maus kintinyewz awn Petunia, teh skwirrellz grabz teh floofies from oberhangin net an startz jugglinin*
*BR circles the rink, heading directly for Petunia. A collision seems imminent, but then Petunia leaps over BR. All the while Maus has been twirling a flaming baton*
hey wait a minnite… one uv my skwirrlz is, er…
****skwirrl pulls owt pi frum behind hiz back****
KER-SPLAT!!!!!!!!!
Sowry abowt that Maus…. I wuz tranin em fur a clown act.
*Maus loses control of the baton and it falls down leeza’s pants*
*FWUUMMPH!*
Oh noes! At leest ZF brawt teh Fyre Truk
Oh I noes wut to do with a baton Maus!!
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But nawt a flayming one!!
Oh noes!! HALP!
*Pulls out the seltzer bottle*
*SpraySpraySpraySpray*
Yoo OK nao leeza?
**sppptth!!**
Amazing how gud ur aim is wif all that pi in ur eyez Maus!
Oh I see u can seez thru the skwirrl traks there.
Can I get a towl plzthx?
*Majik Oryentul Carpet flyez in, 100p towlz skatterin in awl direkshunz*
Shur, heer’s teh communal 100p towl furr u.
eeew
ai fink der mite be a .1 lb towel around here sumwair
by now prolly more than a pound!
A liddle song
A liddle danse
A liddle seltzer down leeza’s pantz.