surfin’ the net
surfin’ the net ur doin it wrong
is betteh den dis kind of surfin…
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Teh Cat on teh Flyin Trapeese…
He falls froo teh air
wif teh gratest ov ease
dat daring yung cat on teh flyin trapeese.
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Oops, I meant flies – nawt falls – that’s teh next pikshure.
Ooooohhh! Nice Avatar! I lieks it beddur tahn the uther wun, I fink.
Fanks, Maus
Ai lubz teh new abatar tew, Romeow!!! Wut a byooteemus kitteh!
Kitteh tri tu sneek in bak door uff program.
Ai wuz nawt ther on Caturday — sew Happee Belayted Birfdai, Tribble!
Oh fank u nightshayde! Heer haz a tribble az a partee favour. Awl da peeps round hear were sew kind!
Iff eye hazen’t awlreddi tole u, eye lykez ur hello kitteh avatar!
Fank yew! Mai liddul hyoomin gurlkitteh lieks teh Hello Kitteh tew.
…
Ooooh – mai bery oan Tribble! Aiz alwaiz wanted wun (but kin yew hab jus wun?).
Flying Wallenda Kitteh!
well! it sayd “server iz too busy” mebbe wii reeely did bork teh system wuf teh lazt race.
Yah, Iz havin teh perpechyoowall moshun reload cirkel…so I just goes “STOP” an so far itz werkin…
Wii haz a 2 purrson brade! Conhangulashunz Maus and Tribble! The dashing young peepz awn teh flying trapeze!
can we haz circus fuds??
Cottom candee…
Pnuts…
Candee appuls??
Hot Goggies
Beer (fer groan-ups)
Popcorms
Cmon, leeza-b, hafta du it in ABC ordur!
Applez, candyed
BIG soobeniir cupz ob soda (BUUUUURRRRRP)
Candy applez
Dansin klown gummeez
E…
Effelolunt ears
Fresh cotton candy
Grape soda
sowry I got SEW exksited!!
Elolphant eers
Fresh rosted pnuts
Gummy animules
Hunny rosted peenutz
Ice kreem
J…
Joo-joobes
Krunchee peenut brittel
Lollolipops
Mennee-flavurded skittlez
Nom nom nom fudz
Oliphawnt eerz
Popcormz
Q….
Quite skeery klownz
Rabbit fud foar teh vegeetarianz
Skittles ov awl flayvurz
T…
Toffee Peanutz
Uglifrootz
Vanilla Softsurv Eyescreem
W…
Whipping creem
Xs and bacon
Yogurt and yam sweetner
Z…
Waffel-kones wif meeces peeces.
X-L-Nt fizzy pop
Yur berry own cheezbrger
Zat’s enuff fer me today.
Qwite yummee treets
Red smartees
Smartees, red
T…
Yash, ai sined into WP wif a slitely diffrunt naem in teh hoap taht mai avabar will showing up! Ai R juss lubblee todai, n u? Almoast finished skool, eh? Wut will u doing afterwurds?
N just haow manee identititees do u habbing???
well, at teh moment, ai haz tree cheeznayms, but unlee until ai goes adn seez teh Prince Caspian. ai awlso haz anovver naym taht ai yooz most ebbrywarez else. it iz Firestar. taht stemz frum mai mayjur Star Wars fanness. ai kawlz it mai Jedi naym. dere iz awlso mai IRL naym. datz abowt it.
nao, wut am ai dooin tihs summer? well, furst, ai iz mooving in a couple ov Caturdayz, den ai iz gunna go see Prince Caspian, den a mishun twip tew neer-bai Amarillo, dem mai SWU-SLT camp. dunt ebbin ask, wud tayk tew lawg tew splain. odder dan taht, ai iz gunna be bored awl summer.
sowndz liek a beezy summer to me, LP. Nawt sawnd so boring.
Ai wuz jus wunderin if u haz red awl teh Narnia buks? Hab u red Prince Caspian? Ai red dem awl long tiem ago but Ai awlwais reds dem agin befur movie.
yesh, ai haz red dem awl menny tiems adn haz just finished reeding Prince Caspian adn iz nao reedin the Dawn Treader.
GO REEICHEEP! WH00T WH00T!
oops
ai spelled his naym rong. iz Reepicheep.
Ai lubz teh Reepicheep!
mai sister duz, tew. hez hur Hero!
Sowry, ai has to asking: wut is SWU-SLT camp?
Ai get to go to SINGING CAMP in Corsica inna monf!!!!!1!
in short, SWU-SLT standz foar Summer Worship University Student Leadership Training camp. iz ware wii goes tew lern hao tew best yoos our gifts foar God.
Wao – gud furr u!
Ai lubs “Firestar”!!
Singing camp???
Do tell!!
Google “Village Harmony” adn chek it owt!
And maybee, insted of dansin, we cud eech do an appropreate cirkus act!!
I can bring owt the traned skwirlls to do feets of incredibul agilitiez….
Ai can do triks awn Petunia, if Maus donut midn!
DK, dat yoo? Shure, yoo can rides Petunia…
Erm, fanks, Maus, butt maybee ai’ll wate until alll teh whippy creem haz bin wiped off her…
Looks beelow. Petunia is untouchded by whippy creem.
DK, u seez Petunia an B.R stanin unteched in teh middel ob teh ring der? Go 4 it!
*DK grabbs fyremenz hoes n sprais whippy creem awl ober Maus adn hims horsies*
Hehee!
*Petunia picks DK up (gently) by the collar*
*Walks over to the elephant’s water bucket*
*Drops her in*
*KER-SPLASH!*
I don’t find the whippy creem, but Petunia is very fastidious about her appearance. Sry.
Akshully u DO find the whippy creem, awl ober u!!
Fanks, Petunia, ai wuz getting hot frum awl teh eggcitemint!
My crappy typing: let me show you it…
Noe… plz!!!!!!!
*Maus comes riding in, one leg balanced on Petunia and the other on B.R.*
*As he passes, the skwirlls jump on Maus’s head and form a pyramid*
*BR ridez in wun direkshun, Maus kintinyewz awn Petunia, teh skwirrellz grabz teh floofies from oberhangin net an startz jugglinin*
*BR circles the rink, heading directly for Petunia. A collision seems imminent, but then Petunia leaps over BR. All the while Maus has been twirling a flaming baton*
hey wait a minnite… one uv my skwirrlz is, er…
****skwirrl pulls owt pi frum behind hiz back****
KER-SPLAT!!!!!!!!!
Sowry abowt that Maus…. I wuz tranin em fur a clown act.
*Maus loses control of the baton and it falls down leeza’s pants*
*FWUUMMPH!*
Oh noes! At leest ZF brawt teh Fyre Truk
Oh I noes wut to do with a baton Maus!!
.
But nawt a flayming one!!
Oh noes!! HALP!
*Pulls out the seltzer bottle*
*SpraySpraySpraySpray*
Yoo OK nao leeza?
**sppptth!!**
Amazing how gud ur aim is wif all that pi in ur eyez Maus!
Oh I see u can seez thru the skwirrl traks there.
Can I get a towl plzthx?
*Majik Oryentul Carpet flyez in, 100p towlz skatterin in awl direkshunz*
Shur, heer’s teh communal 100p towl furr u.
eeew
ai fink der mite be a .1 lb towel around here sumwair
by now prolly more than a pound!
A liddle song
A liddle danse
A liddle seltzer down leeza’s pantz.
a little bit of leeza in my life
a little bit of Janet by my side
a little bit of Maus is all I need
a little bit of NO1P is what I see
a little bit of ZF in the sun
Ohai DK!! I nebber bin in a sawng B4!
Ai hoep u liking teh sun!
I luvvin teh sunshyne! Fankz!
Whew, dat wuz eggzytin! I go conduktz bidness nao…Whew!
*Turns oaw the fyrepeepz iz akrobattin their way to Leeza-b. Dey iz hawlin a hyoooj hose*
*Awl makez klown fasez*
*Hose sprayz………….WIPPY CREEM!!!!!!*
*Maus an jugglin skwirrellz is cobberded wif teh WIPPEE CREEM*
*Petunia kan still see*
*Audience ROFLPITP*
Wy is I cubbered in wippy creem? Leeza is teh wun on fyre…
Awl part ob teh act, son
Come One, Come All to The Circus McGurkus!!
Did u ferget the PI??????
RE-KER-SPLLLLAT!!!!
Dem skwirrelz iz a bloomin noosants!
Circus McGurkus, dat wuz wun ov mai favritz!
Nope. Back at ya…
*SPLAAAAATTT!!*
I hoeps yoo lieks blooberree…
*Petunia and B.R stand calmly in the middle of the rink*
*Untouched by the flying pies and whipped cream*
*Like Tony Curtis in “The Great Race*
HAY! U guise is playin monkee in teh middel wif mee in teh middel! Gud fing I liekz blooberree *snags teh pi*
Grate analogiee Maus, i see u is wareing Tony’s outfit from
frum Some Liek it Hot, too!
Which one? The dress or the yachting outfit?
The nitegown….
Well… it was beautiful. OK…
*Grabs a nearby bucket*
*Throws the contents at leeza*
Ooopsee! Taht bukkit wuz full ov ice cyoobs! Sry!
Hnasum Fyreman solisitusslee carez 4 Leeza’s broozez wyle givin Maus dirtee lookz*
DK brings moar ice to treet leeza’s broozes.
leeza!! Speek! R U OK?
Ducks behind the fyre truck wif the firemenz just in time!
PPPBBTTTH!!!!
***weekly, fur dramaticks effeckt***
ohai, iz that U 4.5 kittehs? I saw a different name… I thot maybe I was imajinin things… i iz so owt of breff from dodgin Maus that I iz dizzie!!
Yash, it R ai.
U just rest heer naow. Maus haz bin demobilized tempr… tempir… furr a bit.
whew!! FANKS!
Now.. these firemenz is reely nice! They said wud show us their hoses and EBBERYTHING! We iz invited to go ride on the fyre truck!! Wanna go??
All cheezwimminz is invitted!
(And Maus, the fyrewimminz is very disappoynted in ur reckless endangling behavyor.)
Um,
.
YESSSSSSS!!!!!1!
oo oo yaaaa….can i go whonnnnnk whonnnnk teh sireeeen??? plz? ktnx!
where is Zauberflote??
I wanted her to come too.. and show the firemenz her
pryseless collekshun ov Zippoz!!
If u iz a wimmin Friscokitteh,
then u can comes too!!
Keep ur eyez owt tho, fur an avatar in disguiz, Maus iz waring a nitegown, and may try to sneek in wif us, to get to the fyrewimminz.
Aw Leeza-b, Iz rite heer rydin wif u! I iz left Maus in himz nitegown in teh dust, he’ll nebber make it nao!
Whoa, tehm hozez iz sumfin else, huh
gud thing they iz traned purrfesshunals!!
makes me feel awl safe.
***Purrrrrr***
Jus last week, ai thot uv LCB an Kafleen2 an udder pplz wen ai seed teh
Rolling Red Buffayfyretruk… den yesterdai, ai saw teh Zippo lighterz at Tarjay an thot uv Maus an Leeza.Teh Cheezpeepz in mai brane – lemme show u dem.
umb, haoduz yu stryk owt teh wurdz? ai haz seen it, but ai duzznit noes hao.
wiul yur at at it, cud sum wun splain tew mee wut dis meenz:
Yew types [strike] den wutebber yew wantz strikeded den [/strike] at teh end uv wutebber yew wanted strikeded, but you type > instead of ], and < instead of [. Ai wud do teh pointee wunz in teh rite oardur, but dey wud disappear an leev me lookin stoopy.
dis iz nawt a testdis iz a test
NOES!! IT DIDNUT WERK!YAYS! IT WERKZ!
Joo peeps keep gibbon me tests anna I didn study.
Ooh, teh dredded pop quiz…how ai hates em.
Heer’s MY contribution:
cache.viewimages.com/xc/1732858.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F106F9F90199E25ED8AF5A5397277B4DC33E
iz zat u kafleen hoden up dem others? u bery tale….tallin….good at dis!
Kafleen, ur eers r nawt standing tall.
Didz dat goat sai sumpfin u didn’t liek?
Oh, gurl, ebbree time I tried too raise mah eers dat nawtee goat tried
too nom dem.
Bremen town myoozishuns FTW!
Iz gon pertend I kan be in Sir Kdeso Lay, an be teh “moozishun frum teh dawn ob Tyme” playin teh bone floot.
*Giant Fyretruk skreemz into Ring3, WHONNNNK WHONNNNK*
*ramp extendz frum bak*
*B.R. litelee gallopz up teh ramp an pozez as Stachoo ob Libertee*
*twirlin a flaymin baton* to boot!
awr teh fyreminz&wimminz kumin in teh fyretruk?
I hope so. Leeza’s pants are on fire…
no fanks to Maus….
Hey, kyoot fireman, can u deploi ur hose over heer??
gud ting ai brot teh non toxic absestoes pantz lyner au had maid fur Maus since he kept puttin lit lighters iinna pockets
ebry buddy grab won ob teh linerz… maus and thos flaming batons r dngrous
fanks Critter!
Seems liek the rest of us need these more!
Since Maus is nao flinging flaymes down OTHUR peeples pantzez!
I will haz two if itz ok.
Since I seems to haz a target on my ***
I takez wun or two also, I haz this pryseless collecshun ob Zippoz to care fore….
Since I still hab mah eLolfant on a tramploline avatar (fur teh moment), I can do sum flips and twists on teh bouncy fing.
OK dats enuff. I wud liek a snow cone nao, plz.
YUR picture!
Wutt happened?
Is diffrent? So cleear too see..
Saem kitteh, diffrent pic.
La Luz has returned in short order. Mebee onwee teh furstee avatar taeks a long tiem?
WoHoo! Noo avatar onwee took bout 30 minutes!
gud job!!! sweet widdel face
*suddenly owt ob the Gyant Fyretruk, comez elebbentee fyremenz an fyrewimmenz in spabglee tytez*
*they commens acrobatic trikkz awn teh movin Gyant Fyretruk*
looks lika clouwn carz firetruck! I lak teh way they whonnnkkkk teh fyre truk hornz!
Yah, mii two! WHONNNNNK! WHONNNNK!
i ‘dismember’ how to bold here–someone said the other day?
u goes: [b] to start it, an [/b] to end it, but you uses nawt]
whoops! Swecond half should read, use > not ], and < not [
Can u tell I liek the cirkus??
(As unPC as is iz)
ai can bee jugglin sum of teh tribbles I keep findin awl ober teh plase
Ai finks politix iz abowt as “circus” as circus getz dese daiz.
I used to b a clown (nawt professionally), so I liek teh circus.
Butt, I doan liek teh animules in teh circus.
They r nawt alwais treeted nice, and traveling round fur dem iz nawt so grate akshully.
Poar aminules: Ai haz a sad bowt taht….
Ai’s juss hangin owt…
Hey lady, here’s cum cyoot kitty grafix iffn yew wants to make teh abatar (an anywun else tew)
http://www.cafepress.com/catmaniagifts
fanks, Jamamakitty! ai wiil be playin wif deez layter todai!
Doan…. Let…. Go!!!!! Teh floor is lava!!!!!1!!!
Kitteh tryin tu get tu big wite tribble in net.
GMTA!
and… I… iz gonna… GET IT… *pant, claw*… I almoast has it….. I’ll choo it owt!!
Dang, I borked a poyntee end!
Daz nawt a tribble!!1! Daz a POPPLE!!!1!!1!!
antigravity kitty tries owt new technique!
But Mawm! tehy double-doggie-dared me!
“NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a “triple dare ya”? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.”
But Maus, wen I wuz liddle, a triple dog dare ment you, the darer had to do it!
In Soviet Russia, net surfs you!
LOL!
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U fink wii iz gonna get tu keep ower qwiltee avatarz?
Y nawt? But wut happenz if dey run owt of deezynez?
An, iz enneebuddee else habbin sloooooooooow reloadin?
yess berry slooow but ai thot it waz jus mai stoopy dialup
nope wuz doin it yestidai tew…………… ai hope teh fancy abatars issnt borkin ittup!! if sew, fergit teh abatars n brin back (bring back, oh bring….shaddup) bring back teh burgers!!
an hooaw menny diffrunt designs tehy can maek?
Taht reqwires much math skillz to figger–do not want!
Oh nos…anudder test! I fink ther be many quilt patterns out der and ifn yu chanje owt the colors ders inif…finit…nebber runs owt!
Ai liek teh kwilts.
Trew fact! If yewses IRL kwiltee patterns n kullers, cud spend lifetimes n nebber run owt (Ai liek teh kwiltz tu–m werkin on bebeh kwilt nao. 2 mini try angles—moselee try in mai pashuns.)
Relaxin hammok, ur doin it rong!
I doan see teh ham or teh mock ham.
wii iz supposeed tew mok teh ham? ai thot wii iz supposeed tew nomz teh ham
Hey Ham – ur nawt as kyoot as a hammie wif a corm!
.
Iz that teh kind ov mocking u meant?
wutevr. ai iz gunna tayk mai ham adn sit at teh raykwae stayshun adn wayt foar teh hawt Prince Caspian tew blow teh horn
C if u canna fly when iz letz go of dis!
Kitteh on teh bottom bunk alwais maekin life miserable fur teh top bunk.
OH! beez kaerful, kitteh!
ai wunner wut mai abatar will luk lyke awn dis kumpooter
iz teh saym. must beez teh email address
It don’t matter cause I’z still surfings!
Surfing C.A.T.
Beech Boiz ref? FTW!
U kno it!
Waz possed to b unner WannaSmile, comment.
it twas!!
iz it just mee, oar duz Romeowz noo abatar kitteh haz tew difrunt kulured ai’z?
Bery perceptive ov u Lucy.
She duz hab odd eyes. So did Romeow.
gud job NIP!! mus be teh yung eyes!!
Deyz nawt “odd.” Deyz unyooshual an byooteemus – but nawt “odd.”
Odd iz nawt a gud wurd fur it, IMHO eeber.
I guess they sai odd so in teh cat fancy it duzzn’t hab specify teh color – or dat’s mah guess, ennywai.
I liek ur wurds muches bedda.
But Romeow!!1 It duzzent meen odd as iz stranj but odd az in singular – liek teh odd sock (wich duzznet hav a mayte.
But this reelee iz a grate pickchurs.
*sigh* ai shud do it too. Can yoo tell mee where to go? (politelee, pleez!! LOL)
Luuks liek dere bees stuffeded aniumules inna net;
Kitteh muste WANT NAOW!!! tu goes frew soe muches trubbel to getta toi.
Mebbee wun ov tehm iys hers favrit, adn her can nawt taike a nappee wifaout iyt.
Looks like a tangled web of de seat
R u tryin to pull teh floof ober our eyes, Rodney?
O whut a tanguld web we weeve
When f*irst we practiss to deseeve…
…
But when we’ve practissed for a spell
We find we weeve it very well.
yay! mah first lol on teh homepage!!!!
YEAH LOTTIE!!!
Congratamulashuns to U!
Happeh happeh dai!
Didz u juss find teh pikshure in teh lolcatbuilder? I never saw it. You came up wif a wunnerful catshun.
U shud be bery proud ov urseff!
Conga ratz to yu. Grate job, lottie!
Duz enewun noe whair Sol iz?
Yeah, I wunder whair he iz? Mebbe vacashun?
Yah, I wunderin too. I cant tell from Sol’s comments if Esther is in ill health? Sol, come baa-aack!
Hey! I luv our noo icons!
maebee teh kitteh fawlz froo teh floar adn intew Narnia?
grate!
dis iz nawt a testdiz iz a test
w00t! U dooded it!
YAYZ!
ai wunderz iz diz hao yu getz bold type, tew?
dis iz a test
noes. duzzint werk
instead uv where u typed ’strike’, u type a ‘b’ or ‘/b’, wif the same poyntee brackets.
otae, ai twies agin
testing
U GOTZ IT!!
Surfun teh intertubez. FUN FUN FUN!
btw, ai doo NAWT laik mai avatar. Wantz a blak kat wun. Pleez! NOO CROSSEZ!!!
If you go sign up at wordpress, you can create your own avatar rather than going with the one that was randomly assigned to you. It’s pretty easy, but you have to use a small picture.
Kat is practicin for “Ninja Warrior, Felines” contest. On the trampoline jump, well, no trampoline is used! The cold water under the cargo net is still there, though.
Are avatars just assynd? Duz wii keep de same wun ebry time wez sine awn?
Ugli avatar! mebbee Iz changin my sine-awn so I getz anudder avatar…
Sumptin in bloo, mebbe…..
I gots ideea… mebbee wez can takes our avatar and turns it into an automatic CHRG, so’s weez always has one avail…near…ready for de splort dangers.
yu abatar iz berri prittee, Spring! yu shud beez happitayl wif it!
Ummm – Spring? Taht iz purrhaps a gud idea – but yoo doo noe, yes? Taht CHRG mee;n Chikken Hed Rubber Glove (with drawing on it) CHRG(wdoi). Ai’m nawt shur teh prittee avatar cud luk laik teh chicken hed rubber glove.
Spring, I dono tink u needs too change ur sine-awn too get annuddur avatar. Juss
change ur avatar.
If u has a wurd press account.
wtf?
Hay! Dis my kitteh!! I’z so excited to see hur here!! I looked an looked on voting payge but dinnit see hur so I dinnit look for a while an here she iz! Dis be Joey
Joey be berry atha…affa….aktib!
hang 20