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surfin’ the net ur doin it wrong

is betteh den dis kind of surfin…

picture: Crystal with kitteh Joey. lol caption: lottie

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  1. Maus says:

    Teh Cat on teh Flyin Trapeese…

  2. Tribble says:

    Kitteh tri tu sneek in bak door uff program.

    • nightshayde says:

      Ai wuz nawt ther on Caturday — sew Happee Belayted Birfdai, Tribble!

      • Tribble says:

        Oh fank u nightshayde! Heer haz a tribble az a partee favour. Awl da peeps round hear were sew kind!
        Iff eye hazen’t awlreddi tole u, eye lykez ur hello kitteh avatar!

        • nightshayde says:

          Fank yew! Mai liddul hyoomin gurlkitteh lieks teh Hello Kitteh tew. ;)

          Ooooh – mai bery oan Tribble! Aiz alwaiz wanted wun (but kin yew hab jus wun?).

  3. Maus says:

    Flying Wallenda Kitteh!

    • critter says:

      well! it sayd “server iz too busy” mebbe wii reeely did bork teh system wuf teh lazt race.

      • zauberflote says:

        Yah, Iz havin teh perpechyoowall moshun reload cirkel…so I just goes “STOP” an so far itz werkin…

    • zauberflote says:

      Wii haz a 2 purrson brade! Conhangulashunz Maus and Tribble! The dashing young peepz awn teh flying trapeze!

      • leeza-b says:

        can we haz circus fuds??
        Cottom candee…
        Pnuts…
        Candee appuls??

        • Maus says:

          Hot Goggies
          Beer (fer groan-ups)
          Popcorms

        • zauberflote says:

          Cmon, leeza-b, hafta du it in ABC ordur!

          Applez, candyed

          BIG soobeniir cupz ob soda (BUUUUURRRRRP)

          Candy applez

          Dansin klown gummeez

          E…

          • tewornjkittehs says:

            Effelolunt ears
            Fresh cotton candy
            Grape soda

          • leeza-b says:

            sowry I got SEW exksited!!
            Elolphant eers
            Fresh rosted pnuts
            Gummy animules

            • Lucy Pevensie says:

              Hunny rosted peenutz
              Ice kreem
              J…

            • 4point5kittehs says:

              Joo-joobes
              Krunchee peenut brittel
              Lollolipops

              • zauberflote says:

                Mennee-flavurded skittlez

                Nom nom nom fudz

                Oliphawnt eerz

                Popcormz

                Q….

              • 4point5kittehs says:

                Qwite yummee treets
                Red smartees
                Smartees, red
                T…

                • Lucy Pevensie says:

                  :shock: yu…yu chanjed yur naym slitely, 4.5 diamond! :D dunt wurry, ai did, tew, foar nao. hao iz yu tewdae?

                  • 4point5kittehs says:

                    Yash, ai sined into WP wif a slitely diffrunt naem in teh hoap taht mai avabar will showing up! Ai R juss lubblee todai, n u? Almoast finished skool, eh? Wut will u doing afterwurds?

                    N just haow manee identititees do u habbing??? ;)

                    • Lucy Pevensie says:

                      well, at teh moment, ai haz tree cheeznayms, but unlee until ai goes adn seez teh Prince Caspian. ai awlso haz anovver naym taht ai yooz most ebbrywarez else. it iz Firestar. taht stemz frum mai mayjur Star Wars fanness. ai kawlz it mai Jedi naym. dere iz awlso mai IRL naym. datz abowt it.
                      nao, wut am ai dooin tihs summer? well, furst, ai iz mooving in a couple ov Caturdayz, den ai iz gunna go see Prince Caspian, den a mishun twip tew neer-bai Amarillo, dem mai SWU-SLT camp. dunt ebbin ask, wud tayk tew lawg tew splain. odder dan taht, ai iz gunna be bored awl summer. ;)

                      • 3floofiekittehs says:

                        sowndz liek a beezy summer to me, LP. Nawt sawnd so boring.
                        Ai wuz jus wunderin if u haz red awl teh Narnia buks? Hab u red Prince Caspian? Ai red dem awl long tiem ago but Ai awlwais reds dem agin befur movie.

                      • 4point5kittehs says:

                        Sowry, ai has to asking: wut is SWU-SLT camp?

                        Ai get to go to SINGING CAMP in Corsica inna monf!!!!!1!

                        • Lucy Pevensie says:

                          in short, SWU-SLT standz foar Summer Worship University Student Leadership Training camp. iz ware wii goes tew lern hao tew best yoos our gifts foar God. :)

                        • 4point5kittehs says:

                          Wao – gud furr u!

                      • 4point5kittehs says:

                        Ai lubs “Firestar”!!

      • leeza-b says:

        And maybee, insted of dansin, we cud eech do an appropreate cirkus act!!
        I can bring owt the traned skwirlls to do feets of incredibul agilitiez….

        • 4point5kittehs says:

          Ai can do triks awn Petunia, if Maus donut midn!

        • Maus says:

          *Maus comes riding in, one leg balanced on Petunia and the other on B.R.*
          *As he passes, the skwirlls jump on Maus’s head and form a pyramid*

          • zauberflote says:

            *BR ridez in wun direkshun, Maus kintinyewz awn Petunia, teh skwirrellz grabz teh floofies from oberhangin net an startz jugglinin*

            • Maus says:

              *BR circles the rink, heading directly for Petunia. A collision seems imminent, but then Petunia leaps over BR. All the while Maus has been twirling a flaming baton*

            • leeza-b says:

              hey wait a minnite… one uv my skwirrlz is, er…
              ****skwirrl pulls owt pi frum behind hiz back****
              KER-SPLAT!!!!!!!!!

              Sowry abowt that Maus…. I wuz tranin em fur a clown act.

              • Maus says:

                *Maus loses control of the baton and it falls down leeza’s pants*
                *FWUUMMPH!*
                Oh noes! At leest ZF brawt teh Fyre Truk

                • leeza-b says:

                  Oh I noes wut to do with a baton Maus!!

                  .

                  But nawt a flayming one!!
                  Oh noes!! HALP!

                • Maus says:

                  *Pulls out the seltzer bottle*
                  *SpraySpraySpraySpray*
                  Yoo OK nao leeza?

                • zauberflote says:

                  *Turns oaw the fyrepeepz iz akrobattin their way to Leeza-b. Dey iz hawlin a hyoooj hose*

                  *Awl makez klown fasez*

                  *Hose sprayz………….WIPPY CREEM!!!!!!*

                  • zauberflote says:

                    *Maus an jugglin skwirrellz is cobberded wif teh WIPPEE CREEM*

                    *Petunia kan still see*

                    *Audience ROFLPITP*

                  • Maus says:

                    *Grabs a nearby bucket*
                    *Throws the contents at leeza*
                    Ooopsee! Taht bukkit wuz full ov ice cyoobs! Sry!

                    • zauberflote says:

                      Hnasum Fyreman solisitusslee carez 4 Leeza’s broozez wyle givin Maus dirtee lookz*

                    • 4point5kittehs says:

                      DK brings moar ice to treet leeza’s broozes.

                    • 4point5kittehs says:

                      leeza!! Speek! R U OK?

                    • leeza-b says:

                      Ducks behind the fyre truck wif the firemenz just in time!
                      PPPBBTTTH!!!!

                      • leeza-b says:

                        ***weekly, fur dramaticks effeckt***
                        ohai, iz that U 4.5 kittehs? I saw a different name… I thot maybe I was imajinin things… i iz so owt of breff from dodgin Maus that I iz dizzie!!

                        • 4point5kittehs says:

                          Yash, it R ai.

                          U just rest heer naow. Maus haz bin demobilized tempr… tempir… furr a bit.

                        • leeza-b says:

                          whew!! FANKS!

                          Now.. these firemenz is reely nice! They said wud show us their hoses and EBBERYTHING! We iz invited to go ride on the fyre truck!! Wanna go??
                          All cheezwimminz is invitted!
                          (And Maus, the fyrewimminz is very disappoynted in ur reckless endangling behavyor.)

                        • 4point5kittehs says:

                          Um,

                          .

                          YESSSSSSS!!!!!1!

                        • friscokitteh says:

                          oo oo yaaaa….can i go whonnnnnk whonnnnk teh sireeeen??? plz? ktnx!

                        • leeza-b says:

                          where is Zauberflote??
                          I wanted her to come too.. and show the firemenz her
                          pryseless collekshun ov Zippoz!!

                        • leeza-b says:

                          If u iz a wimmin Friscokitteh,
                          then u can comes too!!

                          Keep ur eyez owt tho, fur an avatar in disguiz, Maus iz waring a nitegown, and may try to sneek in wif us, to get to the fyrewimminz. :shock:

                        • zauberflote says:

                          Aw Leeza-b, Iz rite heer rydin wif u! I iz left Maus in himz nitegown in teh dust, he’ll nebber make it nao!

                          Whoa, tehm hozez iz sumfin else, huh ;)

                        • leeza-b says:

                          gud thing they iz traned purrfesshunals!!
                          makes me feel awl safe.
                          ***Purrrrrr***

                • nightshayde says:

                  Jus last week, ai thot uv LCB an Kafleen2 an udder pplz wen ai seed teh Rolling Red Buffay fyretruk… den yesterdai, ai saw teh Zippo lighterz at Tarjay an thot uv Maus an Leeza.
                  Teh Cheezpeepz in mai brane – lemme show u dem.

                  • Lucy Pevensie says:

                    umb, haoduz yu stryk owt teh wurdz? ai haz seen it, but ai duzznit noes hao.
                    wiul yur at at it, cud sum wun splain tew mee wut dis meenz: :mrgreen:

                    • nightshayde says:

                      Yew types [strike] den wutebber yew wantz strikeded den [/strike] at teh end uv wutebber yew wanted strikeded, but you type > instead of ], and < instead of [. Ai wud do teh pointee wunz in teh rite oardur, but dey wud disappear an leev me lookin stoopy.

          • kafleen says:

            Heer’s MY contribution:

            cache.viewimages.com/xc/1732858.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F106F9F90199E25ED8AF5A5397277B4DC33E

        • zauberflote says:

          Iz gon pertend I kan be in Sir Kdeso Lay, an be teh “moozishun frum teh dawn ob Tyme” playin teh bone floot.

          • zauberflote says:

            *Giant Fyretruk skreemz into Ring3, WHONNNNK WHONNNNK*

            *ramp extendz frum bak*

            *B.R. litelee gallopz up teh ramp an pozez as Stachoo ob Libertee*

        • Romeow says:

          Since I still hab mah eLolfant on a tramploline avatar (fur teh moment), I can do sum flips and twists on teh bouncy fing.
          OK dats enuff. I wud liek a snow cone nao, plz.

      • leeza-b says:

        Can u tell I liek the cirkus??
        (As unPC as is iz)

        • critter says:

          ai can bee jugglin sum of teh tribbles I keep findin awl ober teh plase

        • nightshayde says:

          Ai finks politix iz abowt as “circus” as circus getz dese daiz. :roll:

        • Romeow says:

          I used to b a clown (nawt professionally), so I liek teh circus.
          Butt, I doan liek teh animules in teh circus.
          They r nawt alwais treeted nice, and traveling round fur dem iz nawt so grate akshully.

  4. Ambercat says:

    Ai’s juss hangin owt…

  5. nightshayde says:

    Doan…. Let…. Go!!!!! Teh floor is lava!!!!!1!!!

  6. Tribble says:

    Kitteh tryin tu get tu big wite tribble in net.

  7. zauberflote says:

    antigravity kitty tries owt new technique!

  8. tewornjkittehs says:

    But Mawm! tehy double-doggie-dared me!

    • Maus says:

      “NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a “triple dare ya”? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.”

  9. doctorcat says:

    In Soviet Russia, net surfs you!

  10. Tribble says:

    U fink wii iz gonna get tu keep ower qwiltee avatarz?

    • zauberflote says:

      Y nawt? But wut happenz if dey run owt of deezynez?

      An, iz enneebuddee else habbin sloooooooooow reloadin?

      • critter says:

        yess berry slooow but ai thot it waz jus mai stoopy dialup

        • jamamakitty says:

          nope wuz doin it yestidai tew…………… ai hope teh fancy abatars issnt borkin ittup!! if sew, fergit teh abatars n brin back (bring back, oh bring….shaddup) bring back teh burgers!!

    • critter says:

      an hooaw menny diffrunt designs tehy can maek?

      • tewornjkittehs says:

        Taht reqwires much math skillz to figger–do not want!

        • 3 Cattails says:

          Oh nos…anudder test! I fink ther be many quilt patterns out der and ifn yu chanje owt the colors ders inif…finit…nebber runs owt!
          Ai liek teh kwilts. :)

          • eubie says:

            Trew fact! If yewses IRL kwiltee patterns n kullers, cud spend lifetimes n nebber run owt (Ai liek teh kwiltz tu–m werkin on bebeh kwilt nao. 2 mini try angles—moselee try in mai pashuns.)

  11. Tribble says:

    Relaxin hammok, ur doin it rong!

  12. friscokitteh says:

    C if u canna fly when iz letz go of dis!

  13. Romeow says:

    Kitteh on teh bottom bunk alwais maekin life miserable fur teh top bunk.

  14. Lucy Pevensie says:

    OH! beez kaerful, kitteh!
    ai wunner wut mai abatar will luk lyke awn dis kumpooter

  15. wannasmile says:

    It don’t matter cause I’z still surfings!

  16. Romeow says:

    Surfing C.A.T.

  17. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Luuks liek dere bees stuffeded aniumules inna net;

    Kitteh muste WANT NAOW!!! tu goes frew soe muches trubbel to getta toi.

    Mebbee wun ov tehm iys hers favrit, adn her can nawt taike a nappee wifaout iyt.

  18. rodney dill says:

    Looks like a tangled web of de seat

    • Romeow says:

      R u tryin to pull teh floof ober our eyes, Rodney?

    • Duffy says:

      O whut a tanguld web we weeve
      When f*irst we practiss to deseeve…

      But when we’ve practissed for a spell
      We find we weeve it very well.

  19. lottie says:

    yay! mah first lol on teh homepage!!!!

    • Romeow says:

      YEAH LOTTIE!!!
      Congratamulashuns to U!
      Happeh happeh dai!
      Didz u juss find teh pikshure in teh lolcatbuilder? I never saw it. You came up wif a wunnerful catshun.
      U shud be bery proud ov urseff!

    • 3 Cattails says:

      Conga ratz to yu. Grate job, lottie!

  20. 4point5kittehs says:

    Duz enewun noe whair Sol iz?

  21. LyP says:

    Hey! I luv our noo icons!

  22. Lucy Pevensie says:

    maebee teh kitteh fawlz froo teh floar adn intew Narnia?

  23. Lucy Pevensie says:

    dis iz nawt a test
    diz iz a test

  24. jmuhj says:

    Surfun teh intertubez. FUN FUN FUN!

    btw, ai doo NAWT laik mai avatar. Wantz a blak kat wun. Pleez! NOO CROSSEZ!!!

    • nightshayde says:

      If you go sign up at wordpress, you can create your own avatar rather than going with the one that was randomly assigned to you. It’s pretty easy, but you have to use a small picture.

  25. johnson442 says:

    Kat is practicin for “Ninja Warrior, Felines” contest. On the trampoline jump, well, no trampoline is used! The cold water under the cargo net is still there, though.

  26. Spring says:

    Are avatars just assynd? Duz wii keep de same wun ebry time wez sine awn?

    • Spring says:

      Ugli avatar! mebbee Iz changin my sine-awn so I getz anudder avatar…

      • Spring says:

        Sumptin in bloo, mebbe…..

        I gots ideea… mebbee wez can takes our avatar and turns it into an automatic CHRG, so’s weez always has one avail…near…ready for de splort dangers.

        • Lucy Pevensie says:

          yu abatar iz berri prittee, Spring! yu shud beez happitayl wif it! :D

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Ummm – Spring? Taht iz purrhaps a gud idea – but yoo doo noe, yes? Taht CHRG mee;n Chikken Hed Rubber Glove (with drawing on it) CHRG(wdoi). Ai’m nawt shur teh prittee avatar cud luk laik teh chicken hed rubber glove.

      • kafleen says:

        Spring, I dono tink u needs too change ur sine-awn too get annuddur avatar. Juss
        change ur avatar.

  27. Katzo says:

    wtf?

  28. crystal says:

    Hay! Dis my kitteh!! I’z so excited to see hur here!! I looked an looked on voting payge but dinnit see hur so I dinnit look for a while an here she iz! Dis be Joey :)

  29. Momma cat says:

    hang 20



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