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U haz a shape, it r round
Pi are square? No… pi are round…
Conga rat shoe lacings to you, lolnascar!
those b sum tiny lacings.lol
Thanks
geometry teecher favrite joke
Corm bred aer skware!
No, no. Prprlee cuukt cormbred iz baikt n cass irn skillit, iz rown.
Conga ratz Lolnascar, and happie hump dai!
Wut wud u like to sellabrayte?
Looks like we’d haz to haz a big feest to catch up wif this kitteh!
Let’s have a breakfast party! We haven’t done that in a while…
I’ll bring some Blueberry Blintzes, and a BIG batch of Bloody O’Marys…
dat soundz nice…I will bring da cimmanom rolls and sum koffees
We need some protein too. I’ll just pop this Mushroom & Sausage Strata in teh oven. It should be ready in a few minutes.
I makez omlets fur eberyone
and we can toppings
mushrooms, oneyons, pepperz
and cheeze
Yum! Fankz!
I can do sum waffuls!!
Beljian-style… wif *pause for dramatiks* whippy creem!
And froot toppingz too if u lieks!
I will haz blueberries and maple syrupz plz
thx
sure u can haz!
I also haz sum buttur pe-cawn sirups heer!
(borrowded frum IHOP)
Hm this is lotz of messy fuds!
Duz teh skwirrelz (teh noo kleer powerd wunz) also wype up teh spilled pe-cawn stikkiez, wif der taylez maybeh?
well, I haz bin givving teh skwirrlz a littul brake since teh race.
Teh stress uf bekoming nooclear powered, along wif Teddy the giant
predatorcat chasing them, wuz a littul much. So I haz been givving them some tiem off.Plus, they is harder to catch wif the nooclear powers. But that bodez well fur the next race! Plus there are a few interresting, uh, mewtashuns that I am seeing.
I always haz the sekkund string skwirrls fur the whippy creem tho!
U NOO I wud sho up.
Ohai Kafleen! Sew hoppee yew R heer
Why, tanks, fikshunkitteh, wutt a nice good moarning!
LOL Kafleen, I wuz hoaping!
Wafful??
Noaw, wuttchu THINK??
Ima MASTUR dat waffull…
Hai, kafleen!!! Howw yoo doin? Ai’m stil habben trubble wif teh cheezfrenz—canna gett tew mah mail. Ai’m gonna hab elebbentee missajeswen ai DEW fynallee gett awn. GRRRRRrrrr. Sew frustraytin!
didju try using anuddur browser?
dat wurked fur mee..
ai bringz baykon sarnees - dey are essen… esinsh…. must-hab fer sillybrayshun brekfusts nomnomnom
ooops sorree dey din maek it to da taebl, jus goin off to friez sum moar baykin *blushes an wieps mouf*
baykon wib teh broown sawce!!?? ananan teh cheez?
u can haz braun sawce! an yes we haz cheez if u muss, but ai finks bettyur wifout. I friez da bred on da insied bitts, maeks nais crunsch. heer, tri sum…
ooooo, tis teh yummm!!! *nomnomnom* must trie dis at hoam!!
Lovecat - oar jimmba. Waht ar ‘baykon sarnees. Sounds reelee yummee - teh baykon iz eezee (of corse!!) but - sarnee???
o hai JCH4K!
sarnees = samwidges (but abbredv.. abbreev…. shortind cos its fer brekfust an nowwun is awaek yet). Bess wiv reely crissp baykin, and wiv unhelfy bred fryed on wun said, and lait cohtin of braun sors or kechup. Shud rly bee woshd daun wiv mennee helpins of strong tee. Bess cuer fer hangoevar dat edgiststs!
oar teh cawfee iffun yer purfer (ai has myne black wif 2 shoogurs). We be habbin dems all teh time in the TTI!!
ooh ooh ooh, oar bigunfick slyces ob whyte bred!!
wel of CORSSS is whyte plastick bred! helfy baykin sarnees? DO NOT WANT!!!
ai haz cawfees tu (no shoogers, jus cawfee and sum coald warter) butt ai thinks tee is tradishnl wosher-dauner fer baykinsarnees, no?
moastly yuss! sweet tee wib teh baykun sarnies, cawfee n oranj joose wib teh seereal! Ai mayd moiself hungy nao
LOL!!! Thank yoo veree much!! Ai think ai haz teh idea!! Tho nao ai’m nawt so shr about teh braun sauce! Ai meen - hau doo yoo maek it?
Oh - Jimmba - did yoo knoe taht Lovecat iz a singer?
Lovecat - did yoo knoe that Jimmba iz an impashuned mewsishun an guitar player? Altho VEREE yung, he noez LOTS abawt teh rok an relaytred mewsik.
Jimmbo - ai dint ask. Doo yoo liek teh classical mewsik too?
Cuz Lovecat iz an opera singer.
Hai JH4K! Teh braun sorce is a mustmust hav wib teh baykun sarnies!! tis not teh same udderwise!
I didn’t knoe dat! all deh cheezpeeps seem weally talunted! tis fabbuloso! Ai’m not a big fan ob teh classecal, tho i really like Elgars Theme From Variations! Lovecat moost hab teh amayzin voice for opera??
LOL!! Just wayte!! Wehn yoo see hoo awl ov these peepl ar, yoo will be moast imprest. Ai certainlee was - an am still!
Yoo hav just joyned in wif som ov teh smartest an nicest an kindest an so awn buch ov peepl in teh hole whirlled!! An since yoo fitz rite in - an ar wun ov us alreddee - taht says a lot fur yoo, too! Butt ai noo taht teh minnit ai redd yur blog!
ai’m shoore ai will. I’ve lubbed bein here alredy! so {{{cheezpeeps}}} and espeshully {{{{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}}}
i’ve learnded alot since i joyned and hoap to keep on learnin!! eburybody so smart but lubbly and helpful too teh not so smartywuns (laike meeeee :D)
aw JCH4K, yew dew flatter.
thurd taim luckee…
o noes ai did a nais respons an itz bin ET by WP. sawry! if it showz up agin, i pologaiz.
so, Jimmbo, nais to meet u, ob corss dere are gud mewsishuns, wareever dere bee baykinsarnees. an catz. Gud taist, we haz it! ware is ur blog?
an JCH4K, braun sors is majickt into egzistens, u can nawt maek it!! I didz a link fur u, but WP eeted it. Googul “HP sauce” and u wil see dis miracl fur urself.
if you be cleekin on mai naime, yew see teh blog!
braun sors is mayded by pretty ladies (ai hab to say dat cus my mummeh used to werk at teh factree in burminum!!)
oh jeepurs.
dat is da YUM.
ai lubs bakun. An bred. An brown sauze. an sammiches.
an…
chheeze?
yusyusyus!! cheeez!! grayted so’s itz melty!!
Thanks, Maus. Ai still hasn’t maed teh last Strata yoo brawt maiself. But this wun smeels delishus!! An teh blooberree blintzes!
Corse - Ai am veree layte. Ai hoep there iz sum left!!
*shylee*
enneebuddee heer like GRITS??
Oh, grits…. *hugs self wiff joy* grits, u lubblee warm dish, wiff butta
an peppa….
and sawtee warm eggs …
*eyes cabnit…*
Yoo kno wut Jorj Karlin sez—”Yoo cann’t eet dem da–uh, darn–gritz!” Ai haz tried dem wunse—otay, butt nawt az gud az sum ovver fings.
I tink dey beez cumfurt food furr mee. I likes hominy too.
Mah daddee, bwess his hart, hee maded sum cornbred not long
ago. Used teh Marie Callendars. He red teh instrucshuns rong. He
ended up putting in a bunch ub honey and molasses.
Now I has nebber been crazy abowt conbred. Speshullee teh raddur
dry kind. But DIS STUFF! It wuz almoast like pudding!
I cuddunt get enuff! I sed, while I wuz eeteeng it, “Dis stuff meks
mee happy too be alive,” an I kinda got a littul teer.
Kafleen!! LOL! Yoo must tell uz moar!! Oh - an ai luvs hominy, too! But ai don’t think ai ha ebberhad grits.
He uzed Marie Callendars - waht? and then put in honey an molasses - hao much?? And teh it waz DELISHuS???? Ai wud liek to maek this, too!1 LOL
It duz sound reelee yummee. Haz he maed it again??
i brings froot salad n mimosas- need sum vitaminz
I bringz a cheez kiish, an teh noo chawklit caek. An sum chawklit-cobberd koffee beenz.
Oh mah, I am SO late fur breakyfasty.
Affer a terrible night’s sleep (serving nightmares again…affer awl these yeers), i fink it’s onwee appr…appropri…teh rite fing to do, to bring sum blooberry muffins maed wif beeg organic bloo berries and sum liddle wild bloos fur extra flavor. I putted sum streusal on top fur a liddle crunch, but nawt too much so it overpowers teh power ov teh bloos.
Iffs awl goes rite, I shud see mah noo avatar, too!
*sips mimosa and gulps sum vitamins*
wow… we dun even need to play teh alphabet game to get dis partee started!
*drops lolspeek*
In high school at track practice my friend and I would do ‘elbows and toes’ (or ‘planks’, it’s an ab workout) together. To make it go faster we would play the picnic game, which is what I think of ever time we play the alphabet game.
I’m going on a picnic and i’m taking apples
i’m going on a picnic and i’m taking apples and bananas
i’m going on a picnic and i’m taking apples, bananas and carrots
etc.
we would say, ‘ok, we’ll play until we get to the letter K (or something), then we’ll be done w/ the ab workout’. We were really fast about it, but when other people would try to play there were a lot of pauses and ‘um…’s… they kind of missed the point of going fast.
*resooms lolspeek*
/lolspeek
As one who can’t remember past three anyway, I do sympathize with the slow ones, tho!
ai sympathise, but i dunnot liek wen ppl get in teh way of mai lazee. I fink ai’m over it nao.
I’m a berry unpayshunt purrsun maislef, an I wekz an wekz to stawp it, coz iz nawt gud fer teh chylde-reerin,,,,
U is prolly bettur than u thinks, ZF, mai sistur is teh same way.
She wurriez abowt it so much she over-compensaytes.
I doez my part as teh antie hoo spoyles them tho!
Leeza-b, u iz a gud antie! Mai kidz gotz teh gma’s hoo spoylz wif teh tyme an luv, an that’s teh WIN!
I spoyles myself too, wif lots uv neffew hugs!
Itz a win win fur awl!
Ai habbing teh saem worree, zauberflote! Ai finks taht R whi CC gibbing us childrens - furr lerning payshunce.
Wii used to plai “Ai pakked mai antee’s bag” - saem ideeuh. Fanks furr teh memrees, KTNF!
yew are berry berry welcum!!