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The day the barking


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The day the barking stopped.

ur evil plan wurked.

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  1. lolnascar says:

    U haz a shape, it r round

    • Maus says:

      Pi are square? No… pi are round…

    • leeza-b says:

      Conga ratz Lolnascar, and happie hump dai!
      Wut wud u like to sellabrayte?
      Looks like we’d haz to haz a big feest to catch up wif this kitteh!

      • Maus says:

        Let’s have a breakfast party! We haven’t done that in a while…
        I’ll bring some Blueberry Blintzes, and a BIG batch of Bloody O’Marys…

        • lolnascar says:

          dat soundz nice…I will bring da cimmanom rolls and sum koffees

          • Maus says:

            We need some protein too. I’ll just pop this Mushroom & Sausage Strata in teh oven. It should be ready in a few minutes.

            • two_kittehs says:

              I makez omlets fur eberyone
              and we can toppings
              mushrooms, oneyons, pepperz
              and cheeze

            • Lovecat says:

              ai bringz baykon sarnees – dey are essen… esinsh…. must-hab fer sillybrayshun brekfusts nomnomnom

              • Lovecat says:

                ooops sorree dey din maek it to da taebl, jus goin off to friez sum moar baykin *blushes an wieps mouf*

              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                Lovecat – oar jimmba. Waht ar ‘baykon sarnees. Sounds reelee yummee – teh baykon iz eezee (of corse!!) but – sarnee???

                • Lovecat says:

                  o hai JCH4K!

                  sarnees = samwidges (but abbredv.. abbreev…. shortind cos its fer brekfust an nowwun is awaek yet). Bess wiv reely crissp baykin, and wiv unhelfy bred fryed on wun said, and lait cohtin of braun sors or kechup. Shud rly bee woshd daun wiv mennee helpins of strong tee. Bess cuer fer hangoevar dat edgiststs!

                  • Jimmba says:

                    oar teh cawfee iffun yer purfer (ai has myne black wif 2 shoogurs). We be habbin dems all teh time in the TTI!!

                  • Jimmba says:

                    ooh ooh ooh, oar bigunfick slyces ob whyte bred!!

                    • Lovecat says:

                      wel of CORSSS is whyte plastick bred! helfy baykin sarnees? DO NOT WANT!!!

                      ai haz cawfees tu (no shoogers, jus cawfee and sum coald warter) butt ai thinks tee is tradishnl wosher-dauner fer baykinsarnees, no?

                      • Jimmba says:

                        moastly yuss! sweet tee wib teh baykun sarnies, cawfee n oranj joose wib teh seereal! Ai mayd moiself hungy nao :(

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          LOL!!! Thank yoo veree much!! Ai think ai haz teh idea!! Tho nao ai’m nawt so shr about teh braun sauce! Ai meen – hau doo yoo maek it?

                          Oh – Jimmba – did yoo knoe taht Lovecat iz a singer?

                          Lovecat – did yoo knoe that Jimmba iz an impashuned mewsishun an guitar player? Altho VEREE yung, he noez LOTS abawt teh rok an relaytred mewsik.
                          Jimmbo – ai dint ask. Doo yoo liek teh classical mewsik too?

                          Cuz Lovecat iz an opera singer.

                        • Jimmba says:

                          Hai JH4K! Teh braun sorce is a mustmust hav wib teh baykun sarnies!! tis not teh same udderwise!
                          I didn’t knoe dat! all deh cheezpeeps seem weally talunted! tis fabbuloso! Ai’m not a big fan ob teh classecal, tho i really like Elgars Theme From Variations! Lovecat moost hab teh amayzin voice for opera?? :o

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          LOL!! Just wayte!! Wehn yoo see hoo awl ov these peepl ar, yoo will be moast imprest. Ai certainlee was – an am still!

                          Yoo hav just joyned in wif som ov teh smartest an nicest an kindest an so awn buch ov peepl in teh hole whirlled!! An since yoo fitz rite in – an ar wun ov us alreddee – taht says a lot fur yoo, too! Butt ai noo taht teh minnit ai redd yur blog!

                        • Jimmba says:

                          ai’m shoore ai will. I’ve lubbed bein here alredy! so {{{cheezpeeps}}} and espeshully {{{{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}}}
                          i’ve learnded alot since i joyned and hoap to keep on learnin!! eburybody so smart but lubbly and helpful too teh not so smartywuns (laike meeeee :D )
                          aw JCH4K, yew dew flatter.

                        • Lovecat says:

                          thurd taim luckee…

                          o noes ai did a nais respons an itz bin ET by WP. sawry! if it showz up agin, i pologaiz.

                          so, Jimmbo, nais to meet u, ob corss dere are gud mewsishuns, wareever dere bee baykinsarnees. an catz. Gud taist, we haz it! ware is ur blog?

                          an JCH4K, braun sors is majickt into egzistens, u can nawt maek it!! I didz a link fur u, but WP eeted it. Googul “HP sauce” and u wil see dis miracl fur urself. :-)

                        • Jimmba says:

                          if you be cleekin on mai naime, yew see teh blog! :D braun sors is mayded by pretty ladies (ai hab to say dat cus my mummeh used to werk at teh factree in burminum!!)

                  • dapanferkitteh says:

                    oh jeepurs.
                    dat is da YUM.

                    ai lubs bakun. An bred. An brown sauze. an sammiches.
                    an…
                    chheeze?

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Thanks, Maus. Ai still hasn’t maed teh last Strata yoo brawt maiself. But this wun smeels delishus!! An teh blooberree blintzes!

              Corse – Ai am veree layte. Ai hoep there iz sum left!!

              • kafleen says:

                *shylee*

                enneebuddee heer like GRITS??

                Oh, grits…. *hugs self wiff joy* grits, u lubblee warm dish, wiff butta
                an peppa….

                and sawtee warm eggs …

                *eyes cabnit…*

                • altosinger says:

                  Yoo kno wut Jorj Karlin sez—”Yoo cann’t eet dem da–uh, darn–gritz!” Ai haz tried dem wunse—otay, butt nawt az gud az sum ovver fings.

                  • kafleen says:

                    I tink dey beez cumfurt food furr mee. I likes hominy too.

                    Mah daddee, bwess his hart, hee maded sum cornbred not long
                    ago. Used teh Marie Callendars. He red teh instrucshuns rong. He
                    ended up putting in a bunch ub honey and molasses.

                    Now I has nebber been crazy abowt conbred. Speshullee teh raddur
                    dry kind. But DIS STUFF! It wuz almoast like pudding!

                    I cuddunt get enuff! I sed, while I wuz eeteeng it, “Dis stuff meks
                    mee happy too be alive,” an I kinda got a littul teer.

                    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                      Kafleen!! LOL! Yoo must tell uz moar!! Oh – an ai luvs hominy, too! But ai don’t think ai ha ebberhad grits.

                      He uzed Marie Callendars – waht? and then put in honey an molasses – hao much?? And teh it waz DELISHuS???? Ai wud liek to maek this, too!1 LOL

                      It duz sound reelee yummee. Haz he maed it again??

          • Kayjoy says:

            i brings froot salad n mimosas- need sum vitaminz

            • zauberflote says:

              I bringz a cheez kiish, an teh noo chawklit caek. An sum chawklit-cobberd koffee beenz.

            • Romeow says:

              Oh mah, I am SO late fur breakyfasty.
              Affer a terrible night’s sleep (serving nightmares again…affer awl these yeers), i fink it’s onwee appr…appropri…teh rite fing to do, to bring sum blooberry muffins maed wif beeg organic bloo berries and sum liddle wild bloos fur extra flavor. I putted sum streusal on top fur a liddle crunch, but nawt too much so it overpowers teh power ov teh bloos.
              Iffs awl goes rite, I shud see mah noo avatar, too!
              *sips mimosa and gulps sum vitamins*

        • wow… we dun even need to play teh alphabet game to get dis partee started!
          *drops lolspeek*
          In high school at track practice my friend and I would do ‘elbows and toes’ (or ‘planks’, it’s an ab workout) together. To make it go faster we would play the picnic game, which is what I think of ever time we play the alphabet game.
          I’m going on a picnic and i’m taking apples
          i’m going on a picnic and i’m taking apples and bananas
          i’m going on a picnic and i’m taking apples, bananas and carrots
          etc.
          we would say, ‘ok, we’ll play until we get to the letter K (or something), then we’ll be done w/ the ab workout’. We were really fast about it, but when other people would try to play there were a lot of pauses and ‘um…’s… they kind of missed the point of going fast.
          *resooms lolspeek*

        • Kristen says:

          ai makez da pankakes. iz mai speshultee. an fresh-skweezed OJ too

      • zauberflote says:

        Conga ratz, lolnascar!! Mai pic loaded reel fast, an there wuz no commintz, an I had total brane freeze, an then teh phone rang. Tahtz mai excuse an I’m stikkin 2 it!

        Obbivusslee teh kitteh iz eeted teh hole chawklit caek I bakeded lass nyte, so I gona hafta make anudder wun!

    • Squirrely Memories says:

      “The Meaning of Life” by Mr. Creosote.

      Bettah…. bettah bring me a bukkkkccchhhquet.

  2. Maus says:

    *BUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRP!*

  3. Kayjoy says:

    what wattamelon?

  4. leeza-b says:

    I wuz annoyed by a goggie.
    So I eeted him.

  5. Tribble says:

    No, eye hazzen’t scene da goggie, whi?

  6. two_kittehs says:

    I eated Ur baby
    was too stinkee and noisey

  7. ret says:

    spoink!

  8. Romeow, Romeow, where art thou Romeow????
    .
    Your avatar is heer!!!!!!

  9. Chriscat says:

    Mmmmm, nom,nom, nom. pass teh sketchup, hold the piggles, plz.

  10. LifeLover says:

    I tinks he readdy to blow !

  11. maggsuverhoomun says:

    Burfday Kitteh eatsies parti bulooon

  12. Mouse says:

    Oh hi… I eated da hot dog *burp*… but it no taste so good and it try to bite mes back… You cans get better hot dogs next times ? kthxbye

  13. starcat says:

    wants a waffer thin mint? Taht is 1 floofy kitteh!

  14. WannaSmile says:

    OMG…FAT KITTEH!

    • leeza-b says:

      Nawt fat… FLOOFIE!!!
      U can wet teh kitteh down, and u sees. Mostly jus fur.
      I haz wun just liek this.
      However I iz not sillie enuf to wet hur down.

      • 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

        ohai leeza-b! U were a twerk laet last nite, n erlee todai! Wut kind ob wurk dew u dew, if that’s nawt to nosee?

        • leeza-b says:

          boring werk… Iz in teh accownting dept uv a steel companie. I werks on their oversees/export projecks, b/c I haz teh lettur of credit experiense frum werking at a bank fur menny yeers.
          The reeson I was at werks so layte iz I wuz just hazzing 2 much fun playin heer last nite! Or did u think i wuz gettin werks dun too? LOLZ
          Prolly haz not herd uf it up in VLC (verry large canada) but we haz a noo bioteck centr being bilt in my town in NC and I hoaps to get a job there wun dai. I haz a BS in Biololgie!

          • leeza-b says:

            Haz u recovvered frum your dubble-splort yesturdai DK?

          • 4ยฝ Kittehs says:

            VLC – lol!

            Oh, mai dotter is starting unibersitee this fawl, inna sighences. Her R berree smart! Her will B studying callacus, physique and chemastree. Iz teh funnee, becuz her alwais gud at mewsik n ingerlish tew, liek her daddee n mii. I fink her inhareted mai fodder’s sighentific brayne!

            Ai dew hoep u getting wurk at teh gnu center – u R berree smart 2!

    • bubbyscranky says:

      Lol. This look jus like mah Bubby. She is teh fat and teh floofy. She say it jus floof. We say nice try Bubs.

      • kafleen says:

        HEY!

        Is I teh big stoopy, or has I not seen u fur long time?

        Uh, prolly bofe, huh? :oops:

        at any rate…. {{{{{bubbyscranky}}}}}

        • bubbyscranky says:

          {{{{{kafleen!!}}}}}
          U is right. I not comments so much anee mores. I mossly jus looks an laffs at the pics. Hads to comment teh kitteh dat looks leik mah kitteh tho.

  15. cinder says:

    How sad to let a kitty get this fat, absolutely terrible!

  16. warrior rabbit says:

    Da tummee luks lyk wun uv doze swurlee-patturnd bohleeng balls.

  17. cinder says:

    This is sad to let a cat get this fat.

    • bubbyscranky says:

      Mah excuse fur mah fat cat is that she has allergies, and needs a steroid shot to help wif dah itchies. Dah shot increases her appetite an she eets more. Is not her faults, we don’t oberfeed her, but is hard to lose weights when you r eleben. I doant know why dis cat is teh fat tho.

  18. warrior rabbit says:

    caretroll! caretroll! now dat i’ze seez wun…wut do i do? call the poleece? noatifye da publick? playce undur howse uhrest? mayke situhzen’s uhrest? iz dehr policee on dis?

  19. Kerlyssa says:

    dat’s no moon!

  20. lil'un says:

    I ar not getz it. :sad:

  21. Duffy says:

    Is dis an infitashun to snorgle?…OR CUD IT BE A TRAP???!?

  22. Mikeski says:

    Yu ahr wut yu eets.

    Dis kitteh must eets lawts uf flounder.

  23. Blurgle says:

    Fat Cat Security Company neutralizes a threat.

  24. dak says:

    bai bai
    ai maek teh gog lubbers crai
    ai et teh puppy it were lubly
    needed sied uv furfry

    …..

  25. London says:

    Diz heer pictur showz whut haapenz cuz deh forz of grabbity

  26. kafleen says:

    I wish a cat wud eet teh Ruh Ruh Dog next door.

    First time I herd dat stoopy littul fart wuz about 6 yeers ago wen we mooved in. I
    wuz bowt too fall asleep and herd, RITE OWTSIDE MAH WINDO IT SOWNDED LIKE, dis low and slow ruh ruh ruh ruh ruh. Oh, mah. It sownded EXACTLEE like a
    man trying vereh badllee too imitate a dog. I majunned some insane see-real killur owtside mah window tryin to terrorize meh. Wuz surreal.

    I wish I cud imitate dat dog fur u rite heer. Is weerd.

    • rhsb says:

      Wat kinda goggie iz it?
      .
      .
      Mai Josiecat beeted up mai ex-hubbe’z weener goggie. Twas funnee 2 see.
      .
      .
      Frum dat dai forwurd, Josie wuz da Qween of da howse. Goggie wuz 2nd class sitizun.

  27. rhsb says:

    Ai’z nawt fat. Ai’z bloted.
    .
    .
    (At leest, dats wut mai brudder sed wen sumbodee sed sumting 2 him abowt him gaynin wate.) Mi? Ai offurd him sum Tumz.

  28. rhsb says:

    Dat belleh iz beggin 2 be snorgled!
    .
    .
    Ai can has snorgle snorkel? Plz.

  29. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Wen Ai furst seed tihs pikshure, Ai hadda turns teh monyture siedwaise tu tries tu figgur iyt aowt.

    Iynitishully Ai thot iyt wuz bof a goggie adn a kitteh wrasslin;

    Tehn Ai thot taht:

    Kitteh kynda blendds iyn wif teh carpit behine her, soe taht iyt awl luuks liek wun byg shag-tipe fur-kolured rugg;
    oar a coonskinn cap lyieing onna taupe ov teh kitteh;
    oar sumeboddee’s tuu-pay taht felled oawf adn laynded onna kitteh.)

    Tihs kitteh difenitely needz a rlly ‘lite’ brande ov gushyfuud,
    oar Kitteh Waite-Wautchers!
    Mebbee ebbe Kitteh Exermacyse Gymnaistiks!!!

    (Purrhapps ebben a roape anna puuley tu hoiyst hers up) :wink:

    • lunarmommy says:

      we fedded owr old kitteh Tiger hoo wuz very plump teh wayt-kontrl iyams fud for himz wayt-kontrol. himz jus eated moar ob it. liek garfield wit teh die-yut candeez, “kupple moar boxez ob tehse an i’ll be thin az a rail!”

  30. Pugiron says:

    tasted lik chikun

  31. jmuhj says:

    QWIK! Giv mii thiss kitteh’s email addy — ai needz thiss kat. TEH WURRULD NEEDZ THISS KAT!!! *Wurkin fur a bark-frii wurruld*

  32. Lucy Pevensie says:

    poar kitteh! he needz tew be put awn a diet!

  33. CrazeeKittehLadee says:

    Dis wun ov da bestest capshuns in a wile…made me smyle awl day!

  34. CrazeeKittehLadee says:

    Also, ai lykes da nu snoflaek tings by our naems! Pretty!

  35. lunarmommy says:

    (ooh! findz teh caretroll mask, yay!!1! i alwayz wantd to try dis!!1!!)

    No! No! Yoo mus nevr allow a kitteh to eet a goggie! It kawzes pain an emoshunal distress to the goggie an givz teh kitteh a bellyake!! Oh teh inhyoomanity!! (or wuld taht be the indoggity??) Oh the porosity!! werz teh legul perfeshunals wehn yoo needz tehm? An teh aerobikx intructorz??1?

    (hee, taht wuz funz! :D )

  36. lunarmommy says:

    oops, forgetted to end my boldz an italikx :oops:

  37. chlyn says:

    Best. Caption. Evah!

  38. Sara says:

    wie r nobadies camentz uhbout teh kittah??? hoo carez uhbout breckfast fooodz or wahfelz or chokahlots??? wie dohnt wee tawk uhbout sumting like KITTAHZ insted??? dis r nawt a fourum four discushun uhbout stoopid stuffz peeple! yoo r awl anoying!

  39. chlyn says:

    Best. Caption. Ever.

  40. Tabbymom says:

    Is pillo wif legs, rolled off sofa.

  41. TrixiesMama87 says:

    Vet sez LOLkittens are due soon!

  42. 4point5kittehs says:

    Test

  43. UnluckyFriedKitten says:

    “The Day the Quacking Stopped”
    Introducing….. ‘The Duck-Filled-Fatty-Puss’ lol

  44. Sylderon says:

    You had a doggie…

    but I eated it.

  45. Ebilcat says:

    Kitteh B preggerz?? Or juss “big boned?” :D

  46. sarah says:

    that is awesomely funny

  47. MissKitteh says:

    lol. Kitteh eetz teh dog! Now kitteh can getz sum sleepz!



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