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U haz a shape, it r round
Pi are square? No… pi are round…
Conga rat shoe lacings to you, lolnascar!
those b sum tiny lacings.lol
Thanks
geometry teecher favrite joke
Corm bred aer skware!
No, no. Prprlee cuukt cormbred iz baikt n cass irn skillit, iz rown.
Conga ratz Lolnascar, and happie hump dai!
Wut wud u like to sellabrayte?
Looks like we’d haz to haz a big feest to catch up wif this kitteh!
Let’s have a breakfast party! We haven’t done that in a while…
I’ll bring some Blueberry Blintzes, and a BIG batch of Bloody O’Marys…
dat soundz nice…I will bring da cimmanom rolls and sum koffees
We need some protein too. I’ll just pop this Mushroom & Sausage Strata in teh oven. It should be ready in a few minutes.
I makez omlets fur eberyone
and we can toppings
mushrooms, oneyons, pepperz
and cheeze
Yum! Fankz!
I can do sum waffuls!!
Beljian-style… wif *pause for dramatiks* whippy creem!
And froot toppingz too if u lieks!
I will haz blueberries and maple syrupz plz
thx
sure u can haz!
I also haz sum buttur pe-cawn sirups heer!
(borrowded frum IHOP)
Hm this is lotz of messy fuds!
Duz teh skwirrelz (teh noo kleer powerd wunz) also wype up teh spilled pe-cawn stikkiez, wif der taylez maybeh?
well, I haz bin givving teh skwirrlz a littul brake since teh race.
Teh stress uf bekoming nooclear powered, along wif Teddy the giant
predatorcat chasing them, wuz a littul much. So I haz been givving them some tiem off.Plus, they is harder to catch wif the nooclear powers. But that bodez well fur the next race! Plus there are a few interresting, uh, mewtashuns that I am seeing.
I always haz the sekkund string skwirrls fur the whippy creem tho!
U NOO I wud sho up.
Ohai Kafleen! Sew hoppee yew R heer
Why, tanks, fikshunkitteh, wutt a nice good moarning!
LOL Kafleen, I wuz hoaping!
Wafful??
Noaw, wuttchu THINK??
Ima MASTUR dat waffull…
Hai, kafleen!!! Howw yoo doin? Ai’m stil habben trubble wif teh cheezfrenz—canna gett tew mah mail. Ai’m gonna hab elebbentee missajeswen ai DEW fynallee gett awn. GRRRRRrrrr. Sew frustraytin!
didju try using anuddur browser?
dat wurked fur mee..
ai bringz baykon sarnees – dey are essen… esinsh…. must-hab fer sillybrayshun brekfusts nomnomnom
ooops sorree dey din maek it to da taebl, jus goin off to friez sum moar baykin *blushes an wieps mouf*
baykon wib teh broown sawce!!?? ananan teh cheez?
u can haz braun sawce! an yes we haz cheez if u muss, but ai finks bettyur wifout. I friez da bred on da insied bitts, maeks nais crunsch. heer, tri sum…
ooooo, tis teh yummm!!! *nomnomnom* must trie dis at hoam!!
Lovecat – oar jimmba. Waht ar ‘baykon sarnees. Sounds reelee yummee – teh baykon iz eezee (of corse!!) but – sarnee???
o hai JCH4K!
sarnees = samwidges (but abbredv.. abbreev…. shortind cos its fer brekfust an nowwun is awaek yet). Bess wiv reely crissp baykin, and wiv unhelfy bred fryed on wun said, and lait cohtin of braun sors or kechup. Shud rly bee woshd daun wiv mennee helpins of strong tee. Bess cuer fer hangoevar dat edgiststs!
oar teh cawfee iffun yer purfer (ai has myne black wif 2 shoogurs). We be habbin dems all teh time in the TTI!!
ooh ooh ooh, oar bigunfick slyces ob whyte bred!!
wel of CORSSS is whyte plastick bred! helfy baykin sarnees? DO NOT WANT!!!
ai haz cawfees tu (no shoogers, jus cawfee and sum coald warter) butt ai thinks tee is tradishnl wosher-dauner fer baykinsarnees, no?
moastly yuss! sweet tee wib teh baykun sarnies, cawfee n oranj joose wib teh seereal! Ai mayd moiself hungy nao
LOL!!! Thank yoo veree much!! Ai think ai haz teh idea!! Tho nao ai’m nawt so shr about teh braun sauce! Ai meen – hau doo yoo maek it?
Oh – Jimmba – did yoo knoe taht Lovecat iz a singer?
Lovecat – did yoo knoe that Jimmba iz an impashuned mewsishun an guitar player? Altho VEREE yung, he noez LOTS abawt teh rok an relaytred mewsik.
Jimmbo – ai dint ask. Doo yoo liek teh classical mewsik too?
Cuz Lovecat iz an opera singer.
Hai JH4K! Teh braun sorce is a mustmust hav wib teh baykun sarnies!! tis not teh same udderwise!
I didn’t knoe dat! all deh cheezpeeps seem weally talunted! tis fabbuloso! Ai’m not a big fan ob teh classecal, tho i really like Elgars Theme From Variations! Lovecat moost hab teh amayzin voice for opera??
LOL!! Just wayte!! Wehn yoo see hoo awl ov these peepl ar, yoo will be moast imprest. Ai certainlee was – an am still!
Yoo hav just joyned in wif som ov teh smartest an nicest an kindest an so awn buch ov peepl in teh hole whirlled!! An since yoo fitz rite in – an ar wun ov us alreddee – taht says a lot fur yoo, too! Butt ai noo taht teh minnit ai redd yur blog!
ai’m shoore ai will. I’ve lubbed bein here alredy! so {{{cheezpeeps}}} and espeshully {{{{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}}}
)
i’ve learnded alot since i joyned and hoap to keep on learnin!! eburybody so smart but lubbly and helpful too teh not so smartywuns (laike meeeee
aw JCH4K, yew dew flatter.
thurd taim luckee…
o noes ai did a nais respons an itz bin ET by WP. sawry! if it showz up agin, i pologaiz.
so, Jimmbo, nais to meet u, ob corss dere are gud mewsishuns, wareever dere bee baykinsarnees. an catz. Gud taist, we haz it! ware is ur blog?
an JCH4K, braun sors is majickt into egzistens, u can nawt maek it!! I didz a link fur u, but WP eeted it. Googul “HP sauce” and u wil see dis miracl fur urself.
if you be cleekin on mai naime, yew see teh blog!
braun sors is mayded by pretty ladies (ai hab to say dat cus my mummeh used to werk at teh factree in burminum!!)
oh jeepurs.
dat is da YUM.
ai lubs bakun. An bred. An brown sauze. an sammiches.
an…
chheeze?
yusyusyus!! cheeez!! grayted so’s itz melty!!
Thanks, Maus. Ai still hasn’t maed teh last Strata yoo brawt maiself. But this wun smeels delishus!! An teh blooberree blintzes!
Corse – Ai am veree layte. Ai hoep there iz sum left!!
*shylee*
enneebuddee heer like GRITS??
Oh, grits…. *hugs self wiff joy* grits, u lubblee warm dish, wiff butta
an peppa….
and sawtee warm eggs …
*eyes cabnit…*
Yoo kno wut Jorj Karlin sez—”Yoo cann’t eet dem da–uh, darn–gritz!” Ai haz tried dem wunse—otay, butt nawt az gud az sum ovver fings.
I tink dey beez cumfurt food furr mee. I likes hominy too.
Mah daddee, bwess his hart, hee maded sum cornbred not long
ago. Used teh Marie Callendars. He red teh instrucshuns rong. He
ended up putting in a bunch ub honey and molasses.
Now I has nebber been crazy abowt conbred. Speshullee teh raddur
dry kind. But DIS STUFF! It wuz almoast like pudding!
I cuddunt get enuff! I sed, while I wuz eeteeng it, “Dis stuff meks
mee happy too be alive,” an I kinda got a littul teer.
Kafleen!! LOL! Yoo must tell uz moar!! Oh – an ai luvs hominy, too! But ai don’t think ai ha ebberhad grits.
He uzed Marie Callendars – waht? and then put in honey an molasses – hao much?? And teh it waz DELISHuS???? Ai wud liek to maek this, too!1 LOL
It duz sound reelee yummee. Haz he maed it again??
i brings froot salad n mimosas- need sum vitaminz
I bringz a cheez kiish, an teh noo chawklit caek. An sum chawklit-cobberd koffee beenz.
Oh mah, I am SO late fur breakyfasty.
Affer a terrible night’s sleep (serving nightmares again…affer awl these yeers), i fink it’s onwee appr…appropri…teh rite fing to do, to bring sum blooberry muffins maed wif beeg organic bloo berries and sum liddle wild bloos fur extra flavor. I putted sum streusal on top fur a liddle crunch, but nawt too much so it overpowers teh power ov teh bloos.
Iffs awl goes rite, I shud see mah noo avatar, too!
*sips mimosa and gulps sum vitamins*
wow… we dun even need to play teh alphabet game to get dis partee started!
*drops lolspeek*
In high school at track practice my friend and I would do ‘elbows and toes’ (or ‘planks’, it’s an ab workout) together. To make it go faster we would play the picnic game, which is what I think of ever time we play the alphabet game.
I’m going on a picnic and i’m taking apples
i’m going on a picnic and i’m taking apples and bananas
i’m going on a picnic and i’m taking apples, bananas and carrots
etc.
we would say, ‘ok, we’ll play until we get to the letter K (or something), then we’ll be done w/ the ab workout’. We were really fast about it, but when other people would try to play there were a lot of pauses and ‘um…’s… they kind of missed the point of going fast.
*resooms lolspeek*
/lolspeek
As one who can’t remember past three anyway, I do sympathize with the slow ones, tho!
ai sympathise, but i dunnot liek wen ppl get in teh way of mai lazee. I fink ai’m over it nao.
I’m a berry unpayshunt purrsun maislef, an I wekz an wekz to stawp it, coz iz nawt gud fer teh chylde-reerin,,,,
U is prolly bettur than u thinks, ZF, mai sistur is teh same way.
She wurriez abowt it so much she over-compensaytes.
I doez my part as teh antie hoo spoyles them tho!
Leeza-b, u iz a gud antie! Mai kidz gotz teh gma’s hoo spoylz wif teh tyme an luv, an that’s teh WIN!
I spoyles myself too, wif lots uv neffew hugs!
Itz a win win fur awl!
Ai habbing teh saem worree, zauberflote! Ai finks taht R whi CC gibbing us childrens – furr lerning payshunce.
Wii used to plai “Ai pakked mai antee’s bag” – saem ideeuh. Fanks furr teh memrees, KTNF!
yew are berry berry welcum!!
ai makez da pankakes. iz mai speshultee. an fresh-skweezed OJ too
Conga ratz, lolnascar!! Mai pic loaded reel fast, an there wuz no commintz, an I had total brane freeze, an then teh phone rang. Tahtz mai excuse an I’m stikkin 2 it!
Obbivusslee teh kitteh iz eeted teh hole chawklit caek I bakeded lass nyte, so I gona hafta make anudder wun!
lolz zauber…doan those peeple knows not to call at 3 am aloha time?? dernnitt!!
Ahhhhh,
One ob teh synez ov addicshun iz, u doo it in sekritt. It were mai sun, an I tolded him I’d call rite bakk 
but mai brane wuz still froze, duh!
*dizclaymer foar teh caretrollz*
chawlit in cheezland is nawt, ai repeet, NAWT poisin foar teh kittehs. sew relax. Have a bluddy mary.
Don’t you people know anything???? You should *never never* leave chocolate where your pet can get it! This cat clearly has been poisoned and needs immediate veterinary attention!
ai can cawl a leegul profeshunal, iffn yew liek
i r vet teck sumtimes
Oh gud, lolvattek iz heer! Will u go get rid ob teh caretroll, plz?
datz “lolvettek”
Ai redded “lovattack”!
Dear Caretroll,
Thank you for your concern over the feline in the picture above. Please note that there is no chocolate in the picture and the reference to feeding said cat, was purely for entertainment. We at ICHC know the implications of feeding our real pets chocolate or other harmful activities such as allowing them to actually drive a car and would never actually allow it. So please, STFU and move along.
Sincerely,
LOLvetteck
Hmph! I will take your comments under consideration. And watch your mouth, young lady!
Oooh, he’s crabbee! Wii juss ignoarz him, k?
Next infraction, you shall get the ICHC “muzzle of doom”
Beware caretroll, beware.
mwuuaahahahahaha!!
Woooooo….wurk it, caretroll!
(Love the bold btw…
)
Ohai Kafleen n CareTroll (zf?)
Ai am teh enveeyus ob knoeing hao tu making teh italsiks adn teh bold. Can yoo pls be tellmee wear to fynd dis imfo? kthxbai
soitenly!
Let’s see if this will show up properly.
If I want the word troll to show up in bold, I put
And I type them all together.
Then I type what needs to be bolded or italicized, and then do
it again, except with a slash in front of letter, like this
Naturally I cannot show you the real thing or it will do it to
my typing and the instruction will dissappear.
DURRRRN
It took it and disappeared it even tho it not a real instruction.
:angry:
Hold on.
2.psacake.com:81/web/dy.asp
Just cut and paste this address into your address bar and go
check it out.
Look under the section called TEXT TAGS
and it shows how to do b and i
Bold & Italic
Basic html tags us nerdy folk use too much. finish with , just make sure there are no spaces in the tags
pleh, i forgot wordpress has a triangular bracket addiction *sigh*
Yesh. Dats wutt jusst happened too me.
wee keek it nao?
Phoo! I iz posted a caretroll remark under a assyoomeded nayme, but WP dint liek it……
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
ZF, if you just made up the alternate name this morning, it takes a while before the post shows up. Just like your very first time posting. Future posts will show up right away.
yesh, maus happens to be an expert on assumed names
*grumbles something about a knight in tarnished armor*
I was called last night. I believe you wanted to come down to Earf. Well… here I am…
*grumbles lowder*
*Rides in on Bodice Ripper*
I’m back, fair maiden!
Who is this interloper?
*fair voyse* Oh, Sir real, Sir Real, Wyatt Earf haz a six-shooter an he’s brandishin it an makin awl us gentle-bred laydies afryted!
Do not fear! I shall teach this varlet a lesson! Have at you, sir!
Gesundheit!
*Snicker*
Hey tenderfoot, how long can you stay fresh in that can?
*fair voyse* Oh Sir Real, u iz owr heero! Lookz liek u hath mayded teh evil Urp runneth awai!
*Hmph* Moar liek Wyatt Uuuuuuuurrrrp, u iz.
*snert*
gotta go, frends… be back in a few hours!
*wavez bai bai wif floofy pawz* Werk hard, Kafleen! Studee hard, exam hard, wutebber!
fanks zf!
Yesh, wutt zauber sed.
*tries not too think too hard bowt dat werk part*
KafleenII, I r startin too feel like u r takin up mah slack! Wen
I can’t bee heer, dere u r havin fun! Now I r heer, an u gotz
too go doo stuffs….
sum peepull mite gets suspishus iff dey haddunt seen us togeddur…
LOLZ!
Um, I see ur alternat purrsona is showing up nao tho, Caretroll!
Plz yoose ur power onlee fur gud.
too laet
De alsew gave u awai bye keepin da avatar design da sayme! Eye wunner if sumwun else inna phamilee uzez ds same puter wit a dipherent namez, will da avatar stai da sayme? Or eye wunner if sumwun uzes a dipherent puter wit da sayme namez, will da avatar stai da sayme? Or izzit tyed tu da e-male addrezz?
differnt puter wif awla de same info keeps teh same avatar.
E-mail, unfortunately. Makes it hard to play “Multiple Personality Disorder”.
Heh. Nawt-sekkund thyame I sawr Sir Real, I knood it wuz u, an dat wuz wai B4 these kwiltee fingz.
But if yoo haz mutipul eamails?? Wud taht werk?? Ai has three – maybee foar.
So ai cud – teh mind bogguls – be FOAR diffrunt peeple?? An no wun wud noe???
…I haz a bad feeling abowt dis…..
u noe it, gurl.
Wii alsew haz dem on i haz a hot dog, but de b all sqished down.
U kin git in trubbul wiff dat junk, too. Wun day I thot wud be cute to have
a snarky fite between crockygatur troll and buttpain troll. But stoopy ol
wurdpress, wuddununoeit, wuz not gunna hab it, and gabe mee fits frum
teh git go.
Butt, oooooooohhhh, BUDDEH, wen it wur time to poast undur mah donkee
agin, gess wutt I wuz screwin up an poastin under?
Dis a fair Warning too all dose wiff moar dan wun identitee.
Donkee mite nip ur toes juss a little, but Wurd Press mite nom yor butt.
PAINFULLEE.
“The Meaning of Life” by Mr. Creosote.
Bettah…. bettah bring me a bukkkkccchhhquet.
*BUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRP!*
gud moarnin, Maus… dat’s, um, luverly.
I believe the retort goes “That was well brought up. But you weren’t…”
sew yew admit it?
Nope. It wuz teh kitteh eructating…
Nope. Jus yoosin $20 werds.
Sheesh. Inflayshun! Dem uzed ta be teh $5 werdz!
I fullee admits I wur born in a barn.
what wattamelon?
I wuz annoyed by a goggie.
So I eeted him.
gud cawl. he annoyd me too.
Wun ob doze itteh bitteh yappeh wunz, it were….
teh ankul biturs…
oar football
*punt*
IRL, in mai noo ‘hood, I iz surrownded bai dem!! Yip yip yip yip yip. Therez two nex door an wun akross teh streat, yip yipyip yip
i no rly punt dem, just sumtimes wanna, lol
Mai adult-kitten gotz a reemoat kintrole kar, a liddle wun, fur Christmas, an uzed it awn a yapper hiz furlfrenz mama wuz keepin. Wisht I had lolpics ov dat!
My daughter always called them “Mop Heads”. We were always unsure where one would put the mop handle, though…
No, eye hazzen’t scene da goggie, whi?
Eye haz a nu design bye mye namez! Wii maykin a qwilt?
Ohai Tribble!! Seemz liek WP be makin a kwilt 4 us! I liekz urz!
Eye lyke urz tu! Dat wuz nize uff dem. Eye dunno how tu mayke wun fur myeself.
Myne looks lyke krismus wreef….
i likes dem too. i alos dunno hao tu make wun fur me. i lookded roun’ but cuddn fine any ’strucshuns.
eye donut think u get to make it. dey make it 4 u. i wisht mine were blue. i lovs blue
ai has a sweater dat is ur shade of green, punkin. Itz mai favrit!!! I luuuuvs teh green and dat es a speshully loverly shade!
hai tribblez, how is uz?
How was teh Risa trip and Ur birfdai?
Ohai two_kittehs! Risa wuz wunnerful. U wuz inbyeted tu cum! Hope ebreewun had teh fun! Eye haz tu tank da cheezepeeps fur a berry fun dai! U awl are de best! Did u getz a tribble az a partay favour? Heer haz a nudder. *mutters sometning about whut to do wit awl da tribbles layin around*
Eye lyke yor design frum wordpress. Luks lyke teh flower!
I were there, but uz was 2 busee wid Cmdr Riker and I did not want to disturb
Uz
The tribblez is cute. fanks
Oh noez they be taking over mah desk
what does I do now?
Stop feedin dem. Start gibbin dem awai. (But not tu cling-onz.)
but the Clingonz LIKES teh tribbles!
*snerk*
I eated Ur baby
was too stinkee and noisey
prolly din taste dat good den, diddit?
but now hez not gonna be pulling mah tayl no morez
ur rite. werf teh icky taste.
and I no haz to hide unner the bedses anymore
ai can sleep awn toppa da bed an take up awl da space!!!
semi-obskur refrenz:
i got sumpin to saaayy
i eeted ur baybee todaeee…
Dingo eated ur babee.
I eated dingo.
Iz cirkel of lyf.
LOLZ!!!
spoink!
Romeow, Romeow, where art thou Romeow????
.
Your avatar is heer!!!!!!
Mmmmm, nom,nom, nom. pass teh sketchup, hold the piggles, plz.
I tinks he readdy to blow !
Burfday Kitteh eatsies parti bulooon
Oh hi… I eated da hot dog *burp*… but it no taste so good and it try to bite mes back… You cans get better hot dogs next times ? kthxbye
lolz!!!!
wants a waffer thin mint? Taht is 1 floofy kitteh!
MP ref FTW!
teh pate is verrah smoooth and teh sauce is verrah rich.
Oar iz it teh udder way ’round? been awhiles since i seen teh movee
OMG…FAT KITTEH!
Nawt fat… FLOOFIE!!!
U can wet teh kitteh down, and u sees. Mostly jus fur.
I haz wun just liek this.
However I iz not sillie enuf to wet hur down.
ohai leeza-b! U were a twerk laet last nite, n erlee todai! Wut kind ob wurk dew u dew, if that’s nawt to nosee?
boring werk… Iz in teh accownting dept uv a steel companie. I werks on their oversees/export projecks, b/c I haz teh lettur of credit experiense frum werking at a bank fur menny yeers.
The reeson I was at werks so layte iz I wuz just hazzing 2 much fun playin heer last nite! Or did u think i wuz gettin werks dun too? LOLZ
Prolly haz not herd uf it up in VLC (verry large canada) but we haz a noo bioteck centr being bilt in my town in NC and I hoaps to get a job there wun dai. I haz a BS in Biololgie!
Haz u recovvered frum your dubble-splort yesturdai DK?
Oh yash, fanks to alla gud caer ai gotted.
But if u habbing ene chokklit possums awn u, ai wudnt saying no….
Iz dark choklit ok?
Wel, ai ges ai’ll just hav to maek dew wif dark…
VLC – lol!
Oh, mai dotter is starting unibersitee this fawl, inna sighences. Her R berree smart! Her will B studying callacus, physique and chemastree. Iz teh funnee, becuz her alwais gud at mewsik n ingerlish tew, liek her daddee n mii. I fink her inhareted mai fodder’s sighentific brayne!
Ai dew hoep u getting wurk at teh gnu center – u R berree smart 2!
fanks! **blush**
nawt smart enuf to quit playin heer and get my werks dun tho!
ICHC… itz a bit addicktiv!!
Mai employie gilt – let mii show u it!
Lol. This look jus like mah Bubby. She is teh fat and teh floofy. She say it jus floof. We say nice try Bubs.
HEY!
Is I teh big stoopy, or has I not seen u fur long time?
Uh, prolly bofe, huh?
at any rate…. {{{{{bubbyscranky}}}}}
{{{{{kafleen!!}}}}}
U is right. I not comments so much anee mores. I mossly jus looks an laffs at the pics. Hads to comment teh kitteh dat looks leik mah kitteh tho.
How sad to let a kitty get this fat, absolutely terrible!
Da tummee luks lyk wun uv doze swurlee-patturnd bohleeng balls.
This is sad to let a cat get this fat.
Mah excuse fur mah fat cat is that she has allergies, and needs a steroid shot to help wif dah itchies. Dah shot increases her appetite an she eets more. Is not her faults, we don’t oberfeed her, but is hard to lose weights when you r eleben. I doant know why dis cat is teh fat tho.
mai cat dus teh same thing…. awlso… ai fink sum kittehs seem to becum floofier when they loose dere harbllz. just an obsamervashun
caretroll! caretroll! now dat i’ze seez wun…wut do i do? call the poleece? noatifye da publick? playce undur howse uhrest? mayke situhzen’s uhrest? iz dehr policee on dis?
ai finks u shud sitz on it if u catchis it, den udder cheezpeeps can desaid whut to do. DOAN PANICK!
Standard advice is “Don’t feed the Troll”. Ignore it…
dat cracked mee up.
dat’s no moon!
Star Wars ref FTW!!!!!
I ar not getz it.
Whi u fink her belleh R so BIG???
Fink maybee her ated teh goggie….?
Is dis an infitashun to snorgle?…OR CUD IT BE A TRAP???!?
ai bet itzah trap- bunneh kiks awayt de unwaree..
Yu ahr wut yu eets.
Dis kitteh must eets lawts uf flounder.
Fat Cat Security Company neutralizes a threat.
Fat Cat Security Company neutralizes an armored division.
is teh urlee proty – porto – pottyp – vurzhun ob tankcat
(wants to see if i getz purty qwiltee fing too
)
wel urs am betar den myn, enywai…
oh, i fink yurs iz purtee too. taht’s a verree happee kolur an fansee dezine.
bai bai
ai maek teh gog lubbers crai
ai et teh puppy it were lubly
needed sied uv furfry
…..
Diz heer pictur showz whut haapenz cuz deh forz of grabbity
Lawz ub grabbitee…I sees it, I grabs it.
*snerk*
I wish a cat wud eet teh Ruh Ruh Dog next door.
First time I herd dat stoopy littul fart wuz about 6 yeers ago wen we mooved in. I
wuz bowt too fall asleep and herd, RITE OWTSIDE MAH WINDO IT SOWNDED LIKE, dis low and slow ruh ruh ruh ruh ruh. Oh, mah. It sownded EXACTLEE like a
man trying vereh badllee too imitate a dog. I majunned some insane see-real killur owtside mah window tryin to terrorize meh. Wuz surreal.
I wish I cud imitate dat dog fur u rite heer. Is weerd.
Wat kinda goggie iz it?
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Mai Josiecat beeted up mai ex-hubbe’z weener goggie. Twas funnee 2 see.
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Frum dat dai forwurd, Josie wuz da Qween of da howse. Goggie wuz 2nd class sitizun.
I’m tryin too remembur…is littul, tho…like a littul Boston Terror or a littlul bullydog.
Ai’z nawt fat. Ai’z bloted.
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(At leest, dats wut mai brudder sed wen sumbodee sed sumting 2 him abowt him gaynin wate.) Mi? Ai offurd him sum Tumz.
is juss watur retenshun.
No pokee wif needel, then!
ooh, mebbeh dats wutt I needs.
Dat belleh iz beggin 2 be snorgled!
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Ai can has snorgle snorkel? Plz.
Wen Ai furst seed tihs pikshure, Ai hadda turns teh monyture siedwaise tu tries tu figgur iyt aowt.
Iynitishully Ai thot iyt wuz bof a goggie adn a kitteh wrasslin;
Tehn Ai thot taht:
Kitteh kynda blendds iyn wif teh carpit behine her, soe taht iyt awl luuks liek wun byg shag-tipe fur-kolured rugg;
oar a coonskinn cap lyieing onna taupe ov teh kitteh;
oar sumeboddee’s tuu-pay taht felled oawf adn laynded onna kitteh.)
Tihs kitteh difenitely needz a rlly ‘lite’ brande ov gushyfuud,
oar Kitteh Waite-Wautchers!
Mebbee ebbe Kitteh Exermacyse Gymnaistiks!!!
(Purrhapps ebben a roape anna puuley tu hoiyst hers up)
we fedded owr old kitteh Tiger hoo wuz very plump teh wayt-kontrl iyams fud for himz wayt-kontrol. himz jus eated moar ob it. liek garfield wit teh die-yut candeez, “kupple moar boxez ob tehse an i’ll be thin az a rail!”
tasted lik chikun
QWIK! Giv mii thiss kitteh’s email addy — ai needz thiss kat. TEH WURRULD NEEDZ THISS KAT!!! *Wurkin fur a bark-frii wurruld*
poar kitteh! he needz tew be put awn a diet!
Dis wun ov da bestest capshuns in a wile…made me smyle awl day!
Also, ai lykes da nu snoflaek tings by our naems! Pretty!
(ooh! findz teh caretroll mask, yay!!1! i alwayz wantd to try dis!!1!!)
No! No! Yoo mus nevr allow a kitteh to eet a goggie! It kawzes pain an emoshunal distress to the goggie an givz teh kitteh a bellyake!! Oh teh inhyoomanity!! (or wuld taht be the indoggity??) Oh the porosity!! werz teh legul perfeshunals wehn yoo needz tehm? An teh aerobikx intructorz??1?
(hee, taht wuz funz!
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oops, forgetted to end my boldz an italikx
Best. Caption. Evah!
wie r nobadies camentz uhbout teh kittah??? hoo carez uhbout breckfast fooodz or wahfelz or chokahlots??? wie dohnt wee tawk uhbout sumting like KITTAHZ insted??? dis r nawt a fourum four discushun uhbout stoopid stuffz peeple! yoo r awl anoying!
Best. Caption. Ever.
Is pillo wif legs, rolled off sofa.
Vet sez LOLkittens are due soon!
Test
“The Day the Quacking Stopped”
Introducing….. ‘The Duck-Filled-Fatty-Puss’ lol
You had a doggie…
but I eated it.
Kitteh B preggerz?? Or juss “big boned?”
that is awesomely funny
lol. Kitteh eetz teh dog! Now kitteh can getz sum sleepz!