(Butt becuz her bees a kitteh, adn a beeutimusfull wun at taht, wif taht striking
“M” awn her foarhed, her wil geyt saveded; her haz at leest 8 moar lievs lefted)

Becuz ov teh Christmas legind bowt teh Blessed Virgin Mary, kitteh wil bees OK;
BVM luuvs teh animules her Son maided, adn soe she luuvs tihs kitteh az wel;

Awl wil bees wel, wif shurely a happee eynding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Adn enuff caike tu goe aroun foar ebbereeboddee, foar shure!!!

(GMTA)

Teh tradishun of drinkees an dansin came about cuz us liked teh ideer of us congratumalatin teh top-spotter, stedda dem congratumalatin dey own self. Iz fun to has partee; not so grate ackshully to watch sumbuddy gloat all by deyself.

Dat sed, takin teh top spot is nawt so eezy. Wen I gots here yestiddy, dere was a “No Comments” pic, an by teh time I gots to post mah comment, dere was nine of dem up alreddy. Dat cud be em-bare-assing, to yell, “First! HAHA” and ackshully be tenth or sumpin. So iz gud all aroun.

So welcum to Cheezburger Town. Here, has a choklit martoonie.

Thank yoo awl. Ai think ai’m just having a bit ov a bad day.

But ai WiLL hav sum ov teh nawt-secund cake. nom nom nom.

It DUZ help – a liddle. an if yoo, Phillipe, say teh whirled is nawt tumloling, tehn it must be troo.

~passes around the nawt second cake~

Of corse it is nawt just this. Lotz of things piling up. An ai’m sure ai’ll bee feeling bedder soon. An since ai alreddee sayed ai wud say no moar, tehn taht is just waht ai shud doo!

Pleez do nawt feel bad. about teh above discusshun. Yoo ar moar oar less an innocent baistander. Awl taht wud hav happened, had wee had teh voating burgers still, iz taht yoo wud hav received a low burger count, sum wun – offen mee, wud hav com along an told yoo wai – an yoo wud then nawt feel bad and wud joyn in awr merrie companyee.

But nao – iz different. Yoo see – fur ME – Teho IZ iCHC. Ai lerned EBREEthing frum him. If Teho said it wuz OK – tehn wuz OK. If not – tehn not. An ai wish moar than enething taht he wud come bak an bee heer liek he used to be. He iz amazingly funne – an as gud as indispensible fur teh ICHC taht iz so deer to me.

Fur enewun to tell Teho to just get over it – iz as cloas to . . .is shocking to me.

There. Ai will trai to speek no moar awn this subjekt.

Skip teh nawt furst poast altogedder. We jus start thred with SECOND pawst!

I am a geenyus.

*bows*

Now its ON!

An maeks it much moar fun to bee heer. Teh hart-stopping moment wehn yoo first see teh “No Comment.” And knowing that yoo must produce something puurinent or clbber.

Menee tiems hav ai dun nothing – an let sumwun else hav it – becuz ai did nawt want to appear stoopee. But if enebudde can just say “furst.” It maeks awl the fun wee hav been having with it compleetlee meeningless.

an taht maeks me moar sad tahn yoo can pawssiblee imagine.

Iz nawt awl taht offN taht soemwun n00b getz tew maek taupe commint anneehu. Jest bii kind tew wun annovr. Iznawt taht teh onee reel ruul heer?

An yez JCH4K, Limegirl wuz veree swiitlee azking, yew ar rite. Iz a beeg defrence tew awl-braggee “MII FURST”-type postz.
{{{{Teho}}}} Mebbee yew had ruff dae? Snorgle taht kitteh wif teh Icelandical Peninsular naem. Hii wheel lo-whir yer BP.

Yum, n thx 2 4 da chokklit martoonee *nom nom nom* Dew u mayk doze wit wite chokklit 2?

Thx n advans!

But KTNF – waht yoo doo NAWT noe – iz taht teh danses an partees ar SPECICALLee to celebrate teh purrson hoo haz teh neervz ov steel to purrduce a reelee gud commint under teh pressure. We nebber had tehm – just becuz. AWNLEE to celebrate teh gud commint.

Enewun can bee first. No trik there – an nuthing to celebrate. But to say sumthing special an pertinent to teh pikchure – awl teh wile suffereing frum teh brain freeze – TAHT is speshul and taht is wai we celebrate teh wun hoo can doo it.

We decided to doo it as a reward. Fur being reelee gud. It’s no reward if enebuddee can get it just fur showing up.