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nawt second?
indeed. Con cats! Nice to meetchu, limegirl!
Ai is gunna has to go inna minute, but ai know mai frends will help yew wif teh party. Mebbe ai can get yew started tho… wanna drink anda dancie? Somefing french, perhaps?
perhaps a litlol baiked brie and froot wiht sum french whine?
nom nom nom nom nom nom!!!!
um… yew has moar, rite?
alweys moar for cheezfrens.
Applols
Bananananas
Cheez
Dip it in
E…
Ai likez to eet eet eet eeplez and buh-neeneez. (Dis mai favrit sawng)
bery niz song sf
yoo kin do all teh vowlz. der are also oh-plz and buh-nonoz, but dey not taest as niz
Vowlz taest niz? Nevu etun a vowl. Iz a vowl liek a vole fowl? An duz that meanz it tayst liek chikun?
Expensiv Bredz
French Unyun Soop
Gruyere Cheez
H…
Huyge weehl ob cheezIngerlish cheddr cheezJam spred on brieKiwi frootL…
stoopy wierd press nawt put taht in colmun
LOL! Ai figyooreded it owt ennewaiz.
Lemon caper butter sauce for…
Menny tipez ob vejumtubbulz
New Potatoes, roasted
O…
Onions, petits
Petits pois
Queesh
R…
Rashers uv bacun
Sweet tatos wif butter
Tilamook cheez
Ugli froot
V…
Very teeny eerz uv corn (marinated in salad dressing)
Wayfur-thin mint
Xtra garlik on awl teh savoree stuff
Y…
Yello klawndyk potatows wif
Xtra lrg srvings ob graybee
Zwiebakc crakkers
Yay! Wii didz it!!! Tew full lists uv fud on wun fred!!!
walleye fillay
green beens wif sawtayed yunyuns n muschrums
brocklee/sonflouer salad
So this is going to continue to be a “thing” here, is it. “NAWT SEKUND?” Because that’s so much better than just shouting FIRST!!@#!^1`1$%#1345!11111!!asspimples!1
Well, so be it.
Teho, sumtyms noo peeps nawt unnerstan taht teh mots impawtent tihng wen nawt sekund iz 2 bee witty. Tehy will figgur it owt.
But they wont figger it aut if we let tehm say it!
Noo iz akshullee nawt an eggs kewz. Wehn ai wuz noo – fur sum reeson ai thot yoo were sposed to say furst. Tahnk gudness ai nebber had teh chance to do it.
But EBREEWUN hoo commints – is shurlee a long tiem lurker. An so tehy must no hao we doo it. To bee shur – it iz nawt a rool. We haz no reel rools.
But it IS a long standing an honored custum. At leest we no longer hav teh burgers – so teh “queschunable commint” at leest duz nawt get teh low burgers az it used to be.
An tehn we HAD to jump in an splain it – so teh felines wudn’t be hurted.
maibi havv a witometer dat luuks fur prosts dat arr suspict, or were nubis can’t prost nawt sekkundli? (aftur all, veri fast prosts shud bi veri guud prosts, orr da formula one kittehs will get konfuzzled.)
ha!
i sez let em eet cookies
til tehy gits it!
cookie-boarding 4 teh nawt-sekkund noobz!
skeer um, nawt sekkund, tehn 4givz um!
f tehy dunz lern – no moar cookies
it b libber adn chianti teim.
yew cud gibbe them marmite sandwhiches.
nawt frist port!
srsli, sum memes exist coz there simpul, no coz there witti or ani gud or appropriat, or evun kitteh-worthi. yur rite dat nubis wil bi nubis and dat thei will figgur it owt. Der probum, Eye thunk, is dat nubis havun’t been splorted enuff. Deir braynes arr in der rong orda and need tu bi splorted and put bak rite.
Taek a deep breff, Teho. Wii awl (oar awlmoast awl) unnerstanz yer sentiment, but lief iz tew short tew get sew werked up ober dese fingz.
{{{Teho}}}
Deer nightshayde. Ai doo nawt noe wai ai feel SOOO stronglee awn this – butt ai doo, becuz this is – fur mee – wun ov teh things taht maek us speshul and different frum teh odder places.
An maeks it much moar fun to bee heer. Teh hart-stopping moment wehn yoo first see teh “No Comment.” And knowing that yoo must produce something puurinent or clbber.
Menee tiems hav ai dun nothing – an let sumwun else hav it – becuz ai did nawt want to appear stoopee. But if enebudde can just say “furst.” It maeks awl the fun wee hav been having with it compleetlee meeningless.
an taht maeks me moar sad tahn yoo can pawssiblee imagine.
I sort of prefer the “ZOMG FIRST!!11!one!!eleven” posts. They’re so full of spirit!
Ai must agree wif Teho. It iz long standing heer taht ENE menshun ov teh “taupe spot” iz nawt to bee sillybrayted.
.
We hav been ober this menee tiems. An MENEE ov us – aiself inclooded – hav sayed nothing wehn confronted wif “no comment.” Rather tahn maek a lame comment.
.
Thsi wun was rather sweet – so timid an kweschuning. We can welcome her – but we shud nawt hav a celerybrashun. Oar munths ov gentul lekchurs will hav been for nawt.
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KafleenTehNawtFirst iz herself kwite noo an verree nice. Butt ai think she duz nawt understand compleetlee teh importance ov teh top spot use.
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An it haz been also a source ov much merriment – hao to say it wiffaut saying it. It wud bee a grate pittee fur this to go away,
Ai am new, but ai has to say dat iffn dis was teh recepshun dat ai furst receeved on ICHC ai wud nawt hab wanted to cum back. Ai fink if we is seerius about teh no rools but to be playin nice rool den we be needn to follow it. To tell sumone, especially a new sumone dat no, dere comment duz nawt follow teh rools that we clame nawt to has and sew dey cannot has teh partees dat they has seen us throw foar others is nawt sew nice.
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yes, ai am new, but if ai can respecktfully sai dat we is mebbe needn sum perspective on wut it is dat is reely important heer… is it tradishuns like teh tawp spot or the loving and welcoming communitee dat yew awl created long b4 I got heer?
We can hav both. We haz had both. We created this plaice – well – it wuz heer befoar ai got heer. But at teh sayme teim wuz teh tradishun an purrhaps unspoken rool about teh top spot.
But KTNF – waht yoo doo NAWT noe – iz taht teh danses an partees ar SPECICALLee to celebrate teh purrson hoo haz teh neervz ov steel to purrduce a reelee gud commint under teh pressure. We nebber had tehm – just becuz. AWNLEE to celebrate teh gud commint.
Enewun can bee first. No trik there – an nuthing to celebrate. But to say sumthing special an pertinent to teh pikchure – awl teh wile suffereing frum teh brain freeze – TAHT is speshul and taht is wai we celebrate teh wun hoo can doo it.
We decided to doo it as a reward. Fur being reelee gud. It’s no reward if enebuddee can get it just fur showing up.
Here’s my 2 cents wurrf:
maniacworld.com/cat-with-cerebellar-hypoplasia.html
das bootiful Kafleen
Wut a sweet boi! Fanks, Kafleen.
I iz noo 2, n I haz noobee kweshchun dat I beez hoepin wun uv u luvlee laydee kittehz (oar evin not-sew-luvlee tomkittehz) kin ansur. Haow dew u mayk sekund lol 4 pikshur dat alriddy haz lol? 4 egg-zampl, da lol “To acses emrgnci LOL brake glas” haz sekund lol “iz dat nom proof glas?” unner it. Haow u dew dat?
Thx n advans!
Oh Hai Aahz! Welkum 2 ICHC.
Deh anser 2 ur kwesyun iz:
U doan’t due dat.
Deh fine folks at ICHC HQ duz dat wen dey putz teh pitcher
on deh frunt paige. If u go to dat sekkund lolpic u will b
seeing taht it b an old lol from deh past. (luk at teh date
it wuz posted.)
*Handz Aahz a chokklit martoonee.
Cheez!!
Thx 4 da ansur n da welkum, cweenmj! I founded owt dat da leenk wint sumwarez els 2 un owld lol, but I dinna noe dat da admin kittehz did dat.
Yum, n thx 2 4 da chokklit martoonee *nom nom nom* Dew u mayk doze wit wite chokklit 2?
dis b deh majikkle plais — deh martoonee b tasting
howsumeber u wud like it 2 b tasting!! Adn if u b deh
miner or deh teetotaller, it b alkohawl free.
No speshull rekwestz needed!!
asspimples??? HA HA
Teho iz THE BEST!!!
Teho- duude- watch yer blood preshoore…
rillly………… is onleeeeeeeeeee silly widdel ICHC……..
Muzt agrii wif Jamama, Nightshayde, Calvin et al.
Whyal teh pointyendz IZ tew sae somfing wittee, iz nawt wurf biicomN a… a… a NawtSekkundTroll ovr. (An yew shud mynd yer BP, iz tru.)
Iz nawt awl taht offN taht soemwun n00b getz tew maek taupe commint anneehu. Jest bii kind tew wun annovr. Iznawt taht teh onee reel ruul heer?
An yez JCH4K, Limegirl wuz veree swiitlee azking, yew ar rite. Iz a beeg defrence tew awl-braggee “MII FURST”-type postz.
{{{{Teho}}}} Mebbee yew had ruff dae? Snorgle taht kitteh wif teh Icelandical Peninsular naem. Hii wheel lo-whir yer BP.
I suffer from ass pimples.
TMI, dude, TMI.
srsly
I hab PERFEKT solewtion!
Skip teh nawt furst poast altogedder. We jus start thred with SECOND pawst!
I am a geenyus.
*bows*
*golf clapz wif floofy pawz*
Veree nyclely dun starling … Ebber teh pea smaiker.
My humble apologies. Ordinarily I would exercise more restraint. This was not one of those times.
LImegirl??? ai’m nawt shur waht yoo meen. Where did yoo need to exercise restraint??ai hav red ebreething – and see nuthing.
Pleez do nawt feel bad. about teh above discusshun. Yoo ar moar oar less an innocent baistander. Awl taht wud hav happened, had wee had teh voating burgers still, iz taht yoo wud hav received a low burger count, sum wun – offen mee, wud hav com along an told yoo wai – an yoo wud then nawt feel bad and wud joyn in awr merrie companyee.
But nao – iz different. Yoo see – fur ME – Teho IZ iCHC. Ai lerned EBREEthing frum him. If Teho said it wuz OK – tehn wuz OK. If not – tehn not. An ai wish moar than enething taht he wud come bak an bee heer liek he used to be. He iz amazingly funne – an as gud as indispensible fur teh ICHC taht iz so deer to me.
Fur enewun to tell Teho to just get over it – iz as cloas to . . .is shocking to me.
There. Ai will trai to speek no moar awn this subjekt.
Oh, I know Teho from CO and ICHC, and I always enjoy his comments. I meant my apology sincerely, as I don’t usually feel compelled to shout “nawt second”, as it can get to be a bit much. Unfortunately, I was surfing without my frontal lobe engaged yesterday, and gave in to my itchy mouse finger.
ohai limegirl — ai hope teh little discussion here didn’t make you feel bad. there is this tradition to try (usually in the face of severe brain-freeze) to say something clever about the picture. that gives us a chance to play — hopefull gently — with a new friend who doesn’t follow the tradition. The “gently” part is important, and is well-known problem with email communication. Teho’s message was not very gentle *unless* you are already familiar with him and his style (as JCH4K is, for example). If you read it without any prior knowledge, it looks like a rant.
*note to self: keep this in mind for self’s own comments*
Anyway, feel free to be as unrestrained as you like, and I hope you get another shot at nawt-second soon.
{{{{Phillipe}}}} Thank yoo!! Yoo always say these thing so nicelee. An this hole thing – iz maeking mee so sad. Ai don’t eben know wai. It feelz laik mai hole whirled iz tumboing daon around mee – an ai can awnly helplesslee watch!
Of corse it is nawt just this. Lotz of things piling up. An ai’m sure ai’ll bee feeling bedder soon. An since ai alreddee sayed ai wud say no moar, tehn taht is just waht ai shud doo!
Don’t be sad JCH4K! Ai iz okay, ai lurk enuff around heer to nawt tayk fings personally. Ai love ICHC and the Cheezpeeps!
~passes around the nawt second cake~
an we luvs yew!
yeah. what K2 sed. donut be teh sad. the whirled is nawt tumboling. have sum of teh nawt secund cake. see how much more stable teh whirled seems? nom nom nom.
*sniff* (Oh, where iz Maus wif hiz handee hankee when yoo needz him)
Thank yoo awl. Ai think ai’m just having a bit ov a bad day.
But ai WiLL hav sum ov teh nawt-secund cake. nom nom nom.
It DUZ help – a liddle. an if yoo, Phillipe, say teh whirled is nawt tumloling, tehn it must be troo.
Kafleen nd uvvurs wur berry kined tu yu awn yur tawp spawt. Uvvurs below ar moar tu da point dat iz preshated if commint iz saing sumfing abowt da pikshur nd prefrablee wittee.
gud job on teh abatar, GMGS!! sew cyooot
i can has caek?
Oh hai, Limegirl. Concatulashuns–but I seez u is not kleer on teh konsept. Iz not reely teh wurd “furst” dat is objek–ubjec–not so grate, ackshually. Iz teh announcement dat u haz the furst comment dat is unness–unec–dat u don needz. Us is all smart enuf to count to 1, so us can see dat u iz nawt-sekund. Us don need anodder peercing glimpse of teh obvious. Try to say sumpin witty wen u has teh top spot–dat is teh challenj!
Teh tradishun of drinkees an dansin came about cuz us liked teh ideer of us congratumalatin teh top-spotter, stedda dem congratumalatin dey own self. Iz fun to has partee; not so grate ackshully to watch sumbuddy gloat all by deyself.
Dat sed, takin teh top spot is nawt so eezy. Wen I gots here yestiddy, dere was a “No Comments” pic, an by teh time I gots to post mah comment, dere was nine of dem up alreddy. Dat cud be em-bare-assing, to yell, “First! HAHA” and ackshully be tenth or sumpin. So iz gud all aroun.
So welcum to Cheezburger Town. Here, has a choklit martoonie.
its a fur fur bettur tihng ai doo tahn ai hev evar dun beefor
Tail of Two Kitties, FTW!!11!
(GMTA)
Ooooh, dat be eggs… ecks… rilly gud! “a FUR, FUR bettur tihng…”
Let her ett cake furst
mmmmm…. wut kinda caek?
Crab cake of course.
Nawt teh Cheezcaek?
Mices wud liek teh cheezcake.
Romeow! ur Abitar is sew beautimus!!!!!!!!!!
Princess Mu, i lubs ur abitar. berry pretti!
fanks punkin! but the burgers gibed it tew me. tho i lyke it tew
‘Kay, cheezcrabcakes with shrimp sauce.
chawklit caek wif chawklit frotsing an mushmellows
Appul upsied down caek
Budder fudge caek
CHOKKLIT caek
Dutch chokklit caek
E…
Eezy baek caek in da eezy baek oben
Froot caek
Graham crakker caek
Hihg top aynjel fud caek
I…
Iscreem Caek
Jellee-filled Caek
King Caek
L…
Lello caek
Mennee typez ob chokklit caek
Neon green caek
Orinj (nawt poyzin) chiffon caek
Peanut butter moosecaek (mousse cake)
Quite sinfully rich triple-choklit caek
Rassbury crunch cake
Strumberry shirtcaek
Treacel tart
U…
Upsidedown Pineappul caek!!
(Teh “U” wuz missng!)
ohai Janet! Iz mii, Diamond Kitteh! Ai finalee gotting a abatar!
oh!! Taht iz REELEE. Maybee ai shud go. Butt – wud ai hav to cahnge mai bayme?? I don’t think ai wud – oh!! Ai cud. Becuz ai haz alreddee dun it!
ai used to bee Kittehz. an tehn ai typed it in rong wunz!! LOL!
WordPress.com??? Taht’s awl???
Awl tho – ai think mai bloo snoflayke iz kind ov prittee. . .
REELEE PRITEE – ai ment to say!! Ai seem to be getting a “head” of maiself!!
Oh yas, ai figgured u mented “reelee pritee”! N fanks! Teh kitteh iz waring a diamond collur.
Sew – yas, wordpress.com, den it asking u to sign in (if u has alreddee registered) oar register. Ob corse u can keeping ur naem! Den u going to Dashboard, den Profile (at upper rite). Den u can uploading ennee imij u wanting!
Ur rite, tho – teh snowflaek, oar qwilt, iz prettee!
Hai 4point5kittehs!! U b habbing deh berry
dignifyed lukking puddy-tat dere wif himz
(hers?) dimund collur. Wii shud all b so
beeyutifully akksesoreyezed.
Y fankyoo ur qweenliness! Adn a mose plezunt ebening to U!
luvlee, I musst say!
*preens n puurrrrs*
Ohai,DK. wundur if Ai wil get wun sune. Ai traid tu lode pikshur clere las weke nd dey hab it obur ona werdpress.com but it nawt cumz ober heer. Ai stil nawt noing wutz goze awn arown heer. so, iz dat da Dimond? berry pritty. main wil hab if eber cumz, wity chin wif blak ai pachez. Is naim Arly Hanks frum Joan Hess bukz
Nd lonebeholed dere it iz! Yay! so happytayl!
Nd naow beddur go maik sum fudz arownd heer b4 da owld man cumz lukkin nd furry wunz cumplane no gusheefudz in dere dichez needur.
Iz teh cyoot!!! Iz it wun ob ur kittehs?
Mai abatar is nawt wun ob mai kittehs – iz a foto ai fowndinged. Her B waring a diamond kollur.
Gud nite to alla cheezfrens!
Oh, she be purring tu se hurself awn da skrene.
Y Gma, u gotted deh avatar, 2!! She
shud b happee 2 seeing hersef, herz a
prittee gurl!!
O hai cweenmj. Ai am having a cayse of teh stoopees. Ai just went to WP – an it said mai name heer iz nawt mai user name. An it wudn’t take mai reel nayme, either.
What did yoo yuz fur a usernayme??? The wun yoo has heer??
hai dere deer janet!! Yes I usinged mai
“cweenmj” fer mai user name. If u don’t
yet b havving deh wordpress account, it
duzn’t noeing u. U hav to register furst.
If u hav registered wif anuzzer name adn
don’t b remembering it, just registering
agin using JanetCanHas4Kittehs az ur user
name. Gud luk!!
*sigh* ai did it. But ai guess ai am registered. But it wudn’t take mai name – isand it sayed mai email wuz alreddee takin. WELL YEAH!!! Bai MEE!!
an tehn ai did it again wif a different email – but sayme password. But where ar teh avatars? ai cudn’t find them.
*sniff* sumtiems ai just dont think ai hav ene bizness eben going NEER a compewter.
oh dear……….. goes tew teh dashboard page an onna rite yew will see profile. dats where yew can upload yr avatar.
Lessee. U haz 2 go 2 deh My Account,
Tehn Edit Profile.
Tehn u will hav 2 upload a pitcher 2
b using az ur avatar.
At leest taht b how I doing 4 mai blog.
If u b havving an account wifout a blog,
I not noe if it b deh saym?
ai haz no blogs………. an az yew kin planely see teh abatar werks jus fine
Oranj cake
Pink caek
Qween caek fur Qween MJ
Royal ising
S…
Shugarless caek
Teenee tinee caeks furr hi tee
Udder kinds ob caek
V…
Vilets whish r crys…khry…cobbered in sugger
Wedding caek
Xellent chawklit cake
Yelloo cake wif fudge frosting
Zerbert on playte nest to caek
ohai Calvin! Ai wuz lurking @ yur suggerd vilets… Ai nebber had wun, but wun tiem wii fownd vilet flavurd chooNgum.
Wuz liek chooN old fashund purefume.
Nawt sew grate axshoealley.
I luvs yur avatar SMoM.. He/she luks lyk —-* Ohai!!*
Verreh kyoot!!
Sew manee luvvly new avatars…Wierd Press mus be werkin obertime.
otay ai dint innerupt teh nawt second list, but dis tyme ai must.
ai lubs yr abatar 4.5!! issit wun ob yr babies?
Y fanks, jamama! Iz a foto ai founded onna innerwebs! Teh kitteh R waring a diamond kollur (az u may noe, mai niknaem iz Diamond Kitteh, fanks to KafleenTehDonkee).
ebbrywun doin gud jobs on teh abatars!! and eeezeeee tew chaing wen yew wants tew wair sumpin new!!!
Hai, jamamakitty!! how u dis luvvlee eveningz??
ai am gud n yew? ai played teh hookey from werk today……….. cudda gonned in but ai hate gettin interrupted wif werk!!
sooooooooon, berry sooooooooooon
ai dew fink ai needs tew go reads teh buk and seddle down 4 teh nite and …….sigh….. go tew werk tomorrow. (Not laik ai can’t plai der tew…… so far teh haven’t bloked dis site……..)
Let dem eet cheezeburgerz!
Keke cake!! bestest kind
wut’s dat?
Let dem eat caek! O wait, dis caek is a lie.
I rode the platform straight into the fire pit the first time…just to see what would happen.
Poor lil pusseh cat
I lubs her..
Martha pusseh cat is rejectin All Her sujitors,,Should I bee worrieds?x
ah wood nawt worri Martha’s dad. she will do as she likes wen shii lykes. mabee she juss dont want u tew kno about it
keke cake non sequitur, you follows?
Ai thots u wuz referrin to keiki whish be littlol hoomin kittehs in Hawaiian
dats wut ai fort tew
Hao kan Ai follohz teh non sequitur!
Wif nawt wun but tew fud-relaytud lists going awn, aiz getting bery hongree.
Is almots dinnur tyme in Lost Angelus
nd in San Jose. Problee da wp wil ete dis wun tu. Did da uvver 2. maibe Ai wuz nawt plai nais abowt tawp spot nawt sez anyfing ub intrest.
Noes grammakitteh! U alwais playing nies!
{{{{{{{gmawairzgreneshuz}}}}}}}}}
an teh WP duz nawt censor teh commints………….. ai jus lubs teh nooo kitteh pix!!
“foarget doze hoomins ovar tehre, let ME eet caek, srsly…z’much as u can giev meh.”
(”Teh pezants ar revolting”
“Ur tellin me, tehy stink awn ise”)
gigglol
Dis my sista’s kitteh Miss Carmella – luvs to eet & eet & eet
(& poze for pikturs)
Bery niz piktur and capshun. Conga rat shu lacings.
Sew prettee!!!
Wow-Miss Carmella iz a gorgeous tabbeh. What a beautiful xpressive face.
ai luvs dis beyootmus stripey kitteh!
mai faet is to rool teh erf!!
Kitteh haz such a pretteh face!! Shame to take from stripey bod…
wutt dat meen?
*heddesk*
Whai doo I bite?
Cuz u a donkee, donkee!! Adn hour faborite wun, tew!!
lub our littel donkee grill!!! {{{{kafleen}}}}
Well, original capshun refers to Marie catoinnette…lost her head to guillotine in French Revolution…
I figgured it owt.
im trying tew git mi abitar tew sho
but is nawt werkin
ohai ur highestness – it tooking seberal ours furr myne to appear. Donut despare!!!
Cud take a cuppul days, princessmu.
Ai cudn’t eben log in. Waht doo tehy want fur a user name??? Ai thot mai name heer wus mai user name.
Ai fink tehy wanting all lower-case letters – didjoo trai taht?
log in where? tew teh weird press or ICHC? if WP yew has to set up a nooo acct
You can use any name on here you want. I could log in at buttheadtrollfacedtwerphead right now if I so chose. So you have to create a
special account at wordpress. Then it will give you a free web page and a chance
to pick an avatar.
Then it will tease you for two days while you wait for the avatar to show up.
Butt you always have to log into wordpress before going to ICHC if you want to be logged in. Then it gets tired of you and may drop you after a while and you have
to relog in.
Lately though, even though I turn off the computer, I still come back to ICHC logged into wordpress. Maybe I told it to remember me and forgot.
It told me mai passwerd – wich ai had fergotten. So ai must bee still logged in. But ai did use teh capital letterz. Taht wuz probablee it.
But – kafleen -if ai say buttheadtrollfacedtwerpheadrightnow – wuddn’t taht bee mai noo name????
if you say it here on ICHC when you post, or if you say it on Wurdpress?
hey!! ai thot ai wuz buttheadtrollfacedtwerphead !!1111!!!
oh noes, they be steeling my name !
mite haff tew hab teh senior, junior, teh 3rd an awn an awn………….
ai dint noes it wuz dat poplolar!!
*wunders*
duz awl trolls has teh floofee hare, or just teh famuss floofy pink stend?
Just stend. He iz uni que!
*sigh*
Durn, bee juss like tryin too get an ID on Yahoo. I gess I will have to
be buttheadtrollfacedtwerphead2, den.
Wutt, dat’s taken TOO?
bedder take it awn up in teh numbers b4 tey’s awl gonned……….. HA HA
If u cant b buttheadtrollfacedtwerphead u mite
settul 4 doodeefaisednincompoop.
ooooo, i wuddun want to take someone elses name awai!
I b thinking yew cud b havving taht 1 awl 2 yersef.
U stinkur! I wuz juuuuusssst abowt too type “Oh, I wuddun
want to take YUR name!” and den run awai snurtin, butt I
wuzz a cowurd an diddun wunt too get a pin in butt.
Now its ON!
*runs off too find balloons for stockpiling*
Hai Pd’B!! I just wanting tew say U luk verrrrree hansum
wif ur dark bloo Identikon!! 4 sum reesin it reminderingz
mii ov deh Hudson Bay blankets.
*blushing*
Answered wrong queshun…feel all embarrasked…
Yoo did???? It maed sense to mee, rite where it iz.
an – doo yoo want to doo teh blushee fayce?
: oops :
take away teh spaces an you get
AAAH! I LUBZ MARIE CATOINETTE! SHEE IZ MAH HEROINES
“Teh aij of shivalree iz gawn; that ov soffistehs, ekonomists, and calkoolatehs has suckseeded, and teh glawry ov Yurop is xtinguished foreveh.” –Edmund Purrk
Hope dah kitty b not a notty kitty
Marie Catoinette sez: Let dem eat cheezburgerz
Yes!!
But caek iz nyce too :grin
Luks liek Marie Catoinette ate a lot of de cake she said de peasants shud eat…
GAAAAAA! PURPULZ! DIAMUNDZ! MADALIUNZ! CHIKIN DRUMSTIX! BEING LOKEDED OWTSIDE IN TEH FREEZING COLD! SPYSY DEBIL VILLAN VENOM! HALP!!1!1!11!!!1!
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sowwy. just reminicing abowt a former kayse.
Let them eat cheezburgerz?
Marie Catoinette axcepts hers faite;
(Butt becuz her bees a kitteh, adn a beeutimusfull wun at taht, wif taht striking
“M” awn her foarhed, her wil geyt saveded; her haz at leest 8 moar lievs lefted)
Becuz ov teh Christmas legind bowt teh Blessed Virgin Mary, kitteh wil bees OK;
BVM luuvs teh animules her Son maided, adn soe she luuvs tihs kitteh az wel;
Awl wil bees wel, wif shurely a happee eynding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Adn enuff caike tu goe aroun foar ebbereeboddee, foar shure!!!