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Yu put yur rite paw in….
i fink concatshoelaceshuns are in order!! graet nawt sekkund ambercat!! Drinkndans?
dans mus bee hoakycoaky, no? an drink, well wud sai rumncoack, but a litl urly fer dat in TTI – hau baut a nais aisd coak in dis sunshain?
“concatshoelaceshuns” – heeheeehee
hoakycoaky purrfect!! hmmm, Ai don’t fink tiss too erlee (I’m in TTI too!) Aisd Coke, wib alkofrolhic bevridge of choyce! Teh weather Is luuurblly todai!!
An oldey-but-goody:
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is
worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went
unnoticed. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote “The Hokey
Pokey”, died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family
was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. Then the trouble
started….
nyce wun Maus!! Ai’s cleenin cawfee off mai ‘pooter naow!
ai gots teh noo shoo’s!! Now to plae basketball
♫ “Pardon me Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes…” ♫
super obscure Chattanooga Choo Choo for the major win Maus … how do you do it *basks in your glory*
**puts on sunglasses to tone down the brite green lite**
us sumphin.
I will halpz u.
Doz tap dancin lessons r finully payin off!
The hot tin roof problem was finally solved.
FTW!!
i wud gib u 5 cheezburgers ifn i cud.
defnitly FTW
ROFL
faiv cheezburgers to Rodney!!!
LOL!!! Rodney – yoo were awlwaiz funneh, but layteleee. . .gigglol!!
Air Jordans, yay.
Congrats on FFL, Ambercat. Good early AM dwinkie is a Screwdriver, Yummies.
I go in for tweatment this morning, I hope tp be out this weekend.
{{{{{Cheezfriends}}}}}
And Janet, I will single you out. A big wet sloppy SMOOO on your cheek,(or, your place of choice).
Snicker!!!
Sending good thots and healing wishes Ur way.
Hope U feel betterz soon
LOL!!! Ai aksept yur SMOOO (an ai’m not telling waht ai’m doin wif it) an send yoo wun in return * SMOOOO*.
An ai hoep teh tweetmint goes verreee weil. Ai don’t spose Bubba can go tooo???
oh dats so darn kyoot! hahahahaha….
OMG teh poor kitteh dat kant uze him pawz or pointyenz!
Ar teh shuz fur medukal reezins or iz teh hoomin jus lik to dres teh kitteh stoopid?
we interrupts this broadcast for a nimportant noos bullitin. maybe this wuz alreddy anownced? maybe eberybuddy alreddy noes? maibee ai just missed it? cud be, but ….
*drum roll*
*bright spotlight*
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ICHC IS NAWT-SECOND IN TEH PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS (and kitteh’s choice, and goggie’s choice, and possum’s choice …) AT THE 2008 WEBBIES …
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in nawt-one, but 2 cat-egories: Humor and Weird — w00t !!!1!!
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we naow returnz to teh regularly schedooooled hilarity, dancing, drinking, and congrashumalsisins to ambercat.
kthxbai
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(oh, ai forgot … wut dey mean, “weird?”)
ps how u get avatar i rly wanna get one
goto wierdpress, on your ‘dashboard’ yu can find ‘edit’. then find a pic yu lyk, select it, and crop.
dun!
yaah ICHC!! but is not weird! wez awl normul heer!!
Normality? HERE?
*RRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!*
*duz a berry elaborate dans*
*falls ober*
Kan sumbuddy make teh floor stop spinnin? Ai shudda stuck wif teh hokey pokey…
MOAR gud noos!!! Thank yoo, Phillipe, fur letting us noe!
Akshulee – ai’m a bit surprized teh Burgers aren’t sillybrayting rite heer wif us.
“wierd” hmmmm. *shakes hed slolee* Ai hav NO idea. Purrrhaps will remayn a mystereee fur awl tiem.
HURREAYS!!!! Squeeeeeee.
(“weird” jus meens dey doan unnerstan us!!)
Yay!!! *Jumpingz up n down wif joiz!
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*goes to dikshuneeree.
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Well, Ahl be! wudja lukkit dat!!! It sez here:
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Weird: Of, relating to, or suggestive of the preternatural or supernatural.
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Dey must 2 b thinking we iz eggstra speshul!!!!! I b thinking beeing
weird iz not a bad thing.
I tink I like ur discubburee, cweenmj.
omg i nevar knowed dis site wuz so reu.. reno… uh populur
Yay. My first caption to make it to the first page….
{{{{KendylBunBun}}}}
I ar nawt a capchuner – but ai noe it iz a GRATE honor!!!
Yoo ar kwite litterallee wun in menee thousands!
Menee conga ratz too you, KBB!!
U shud try it, Janet. It is treemendus fun!
Now heer is sumfin weerd: teh uddur day I capshunned wun dat I immediately
felt stoopee bowt. I fowt, oh, dat wuz dummmmm.
Den, latur, I found out it wuz on voting page.
It has over 200 votes now.
I duz not unnurstand. *shrugs*
Where, Kafleen Where izzit??? Teh voating pages ar HYOOOJJJ!! What iz teh capshun? Waht iz teh pikchure?
Yay! I luvs ICHC.
Mebbe teh kitteh dusent liek teh color. Should hab taeken teh kitteh shoppin wit yoo.
Why are we all “quilt-ey” todai?
iz gift frum weerd press. Dere cawled identicons, I fink.
Kitteh triez to proov that wite kittehs kan, indeed, jumps. (Kitteh got gayme.)
but kitteh is stripey 2z not jus white
snert
FTW!!!
ohai Kafleen, how is u todai?
ohai Leeza. Iz gud… it looks like a byootifull day heer in pencil-vane-ya. And yew?
KTNF – yoo ar in pencil-vane-ya?? Ai thot teh DC area?? Oar is taht just skool?
Is bettur than B-ing gamey kitteh.
Then kitteh would need baff 2.
And kittehs DO NOT WANT deh baffs
dis pore kitteh iz jst reebelling gainst pop, Klibancat
Lub it!!! Real life B. Kliban kitty!!!
http://www.eatmousies.com
life immatates art…
Aha! I wondered if anyone else saw the Kilban cat!
Hi Freon – Iz U deh same Freon I nose from deh SF cons in Meechigun?
Prolly not…I haven’t SF conned in long looong time. Wuz fun when I did though back in time of Kubla Khan and RiverCon etc.
Ize beed to some RibburConz when dey still waz RibburCons, but deh Freon I meaned is 15 years yunger dan me, and derefore prolly all sew yunger dan U.
Kliban cats, how evvur, go on forebber.
Dat wuz mai nawt sekkund thot, but ai deeside id two reed an see if n e wun elze sed it bufore ai wuz red…ree..rud…sayin da same fing.
ai finkso Kliban wud be prowd. If he wur alibe. wich he iznt. But his wief (daawter?) iz, an she releezed da kalendurs an stuff agan! Yay fur Judif K. Kliban!
Lub dem mousies!! Had Kliban sheetses and shower curtain back in da day. looked like dis kitty cept it walked beeter.
i wood leik tu thank ebberwun hoo showed my lc79 hubby deh warm welcums by gibbin eberwun a cheezburger trophy ub kindness and a yrs supply ub yer favurit fhud .
it was sew niec ub awl ub yew tu bee sew sweet tew him. but i was sew oberjoid at awl deh lubs dat i had mai nawt sekkund SPLORT sew i needs sum halps for deh SPLORT……..
LOL!! Ai wuz WUNDRING hooz nice hubby taht waz!! Teh “79″ shudda bin a cloo.
Nao – just sit still. Taht’s nawt a reelee bad splort.
*scoop scoop* *scaaaaype* *ploop!* In tehy go!!
an a *pittipat pat* an a *tukety tuk tuk* – an there!!! Gud as noo!!
Nao teh CHRG(wdoi) – an sum nice choklit fur teh confort. Sum ov tehse cyoot chawklit possum? Awlwais a grate favoite! An tehn – teh mug ov hawt chawklit. An this pritte pink sawft blankee. Just snuggle down – an when yoo ar awl bedder – com bak an joyne us!! AND bring yur sweet hubbee too!!
*sniff sniff* i r recu….reco….getting better. tankyoo!
*nom nom nom* deez choklit possumz r grate!!!!
*fills pawkit fur l8tr an sharin wif deh hubby.
i has to say sumfin, yoo gize r sew berry sweet. i r gr8tfll frum deh bottum-most part uv mai <3 heart
God haz gibbin janetdeh gift ub hospitality nd has gibbin sew many udders ub yew dat same gift az well. its a gift dat making people see Christ thru ur lubing kindnessez. anywun kin lurn fractured english but wut wii cheezfrenz hab iz deh lubs nd dat goes deepurr…..
i r awlsew deh comfy and r tankin yew for deh hawt chokklit nd deh tukkin in uv mai head parts. ai dunt no hau ai wuddub maed it if yoo haddnt found me…
ai admitz – it iz vereee danjerous to haz teh SPLORT so neer teh bottom ov a no-longer noo pikchur!!
But ai DID find yoo – so awl iz well.
But – ai too find teh peeple heer toatalle amaizing. Nebber in mai lief hav ai seen so menee troolee nice an caring peeple gathereded togedder in wun plaice! An awl FUNNEEE too! Reelee – hoo cud ask fur enething moar.
Eggsept – maybee – taht we cudda bin a bit cloaser to wun anudder. Think hao wunnerfull it wud bee cud wee awl akchullee meet. Ai just NOE we wud leik eech udder in teh fizzikul whirlled as well. Ebreewun hoo akchullee has met – tehy awl say it wuz teh wunnderful!
Teh dai wil kum wen wee aer cloas. Az mah bruvver sais–”Ai’ll seez yoo heer, dere, oar inn teh ayr!”
i toadly greewif yoo. sumdai wee will meat wunanudder. nd der will bee cheezburgers nd deh dansees nd deh giggles nd deh lubs.
o hai lightchild79… yew is awl bedder frm ur splort?
yes tankyoo. i wuz whirreed untill janet caym ulong.
it wuz awl deh lubbin dat waz what maed me splort..mai liddle heart wuz sew oberjoid. hau r yoo?
btw- do you suppose that kitteh’s name cood be “puss in boots”?
aaaahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Tehy may hav disabuld four of mah pointy enz, but teh fift pointy end is abowt to go into acshun.
Nawt just reason #101 — reasons #101, 102, 103, 104.
Kitteh looks understandably annoied.
(Does look like a Kliban, tho, as folks were saying!)
Bite the hands that put botties on kitties! OK for googies but demeaning for cats! Ceiling Cat will punish by casting them down to Basement to br tormented by Basement Cat!
Mumma tinx kitteh beez Barbee? Prolly iz eben a boicat.
Tihs bees a rlly grate Kliban referunce tu teh max!!!!!!!!!!
(Ai shudders tu fink wut kitteh wil does tu dose liddle shooz wen her geyts dem aouf; probly shredds tehm, adn bitez tehm, adn throwz tehm; adn taht’s jes foar staurters!!)
Awlsoe Ai rlly haz a grate feer foar teh hyuoomin taht putt teh shooz awn kitteh;
iyf Ai wuz tehm, Ai wud finds maiseylfe an xtreemely guud hydeing plaise adn stays dere foar a lauuuuung tiem……
…and wii wihl halp u. Nastii hooman! Putz shuz on kitteh! U has a BAD!!!!
Nastii hoomin iz prolly saim wun watt uziz “bad bad kitteh sprai” bottlz n putz Skotch taypz on kitteh’z feetz
Seriously, you guys have no life. Please go get one. I have perfect grammar and am thus not stupid like you. Good day.
FAIL.
Look, I’ll write this in “Perfect Grammar” so you can understand it. We’re not stupid here. We’re having fun with the rules of english and enjoying cute pictures of cats in goofy situations. If anything, we’re anti-stupid. After all, it does take a certain knowlege of english grammar and spelling to be able to subvert the rules and still be understood.
So, how about YOU get a life, stop trying to make us feel like idiots for having our fun (It’s not working, by the way,) and go be a troll somewhere else.
And thank you, I WILL have a good day.
Wowsers, Julia!!!! Foar Teh Win!!!!!1111!!!!!
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(Wye du sum peeps geyt soe bovvered wen tehy sea us habbin suches a guud tiem?)
Hmmm… I thot dis wuz “I can has cheezburger” nawt “I can has lief”.
Doo I has lief? Lemme c naow…. (*dropping lolspeak temporarily*)
I’m married to a gorgeous Chinese girl and have 3 kids, I’m the technical production manager for a television ministry that broadcasts weekly to 170 countries, I’m a competitive figure skater (yes, I’ve medaled), I’m an assistant coach for both of my sons’ baseball teams, and I’m the organist for their tournaments *da-da-da-DAH-da-DAAHH* *Charge!*) (*lolspeak*) Chek, chek, n chek — yup, I can has lief
M I stoopid? Lemme c …. (*dropping lolspeak again*) I have degrees in computers and organic chemistry, I’ve done organic research (developing prototype cancer drugs), I’ve worked at the world’s premier aerospace research facility, I’ve designed, build, and flown sounding rockets, I’ve applied to NASA’s astronaut program (but was not accepted only because of my poor eyesight), and I know 6 languages (including perfect English) and 14 computer languages. (*lolspeak*) Chek, chek, n chek — noap, I nawt stoopid, I can has smartz
I fink Joe bein uh littul kwik 2 b jujmintle n self-rytchus. If I can has lief liek I sed abuv and I can has smartz liek I sed abuv, n I still has teh tiem n teh deziyar 2 speek lol heer, den doncha fink datz my choys?
“The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play.” — Spock, “Shore Leave”
I can has typo, 2:
“designed, BUILT, and flown sounding rockets”
mai fatt feengurz needz 2 has dyet….
Doan wurry bout deh trollz, Aahz. If dey not unnerstanning us, it b
dere loss. Wii b noeing hoo wii r. If dey stik arown adn watching us,
dey mite lern wut wii r about. If not, dey goez awai adn uzzer trollz
will wander bai adn say deh saym thing. Trollz kum, trollz go.
Bai-bai, Trollz!!
I nawt b wurreed bout trollz. I jus b showin dat I b smartz n has lief, n spyt uv wat trollz sez. Haowebber, i tryz 2 doo it inna nys wai wyle still maykin mai poynt. Mebbe dat wai da trollz mite b purr-swaydid 2 switch bak 2 da lite syde uv da Fors. As mai Momma awlwayz sez, “U ketch moar flyz wif hunny dan wif vinnygur” (nawt dat I akshully wanna ketch flyz – I muchly purr-furs chokklits)
*rummijes frew deh CCC.
heer, hab sum chokklit possumz!! (no chokklit flyz.)
*nom nom nom nom nom*
Fanks 4 da chokklitz!
“Eet mo possum”
I LUV CATZ
hai ashley!!! Wii luv catz, 2!!
That picture is from the Vice magazine fashion article “Catwalk Classics”, which I love.
Good Grief! This is a real live KLIBAN CAT!