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I’z not just smart, I’z gifted!

yes. yoo r verrah smrt.

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bodriz

concatulations on nawt sekkund

4½ Kittehs

Y fankoo! Cumming to teh partee!

bodriz

ders a partee? is i invitered? hurray!

*boogie boogie jiggle dance groove*

4½ Kittehs

Gud dansin! Got annee ideeuhs furr teh partee games, bodriz?

Kristen

how bout pin teh tayl on teh kitteh?

bodriz

nooo dat hurtes teh poor kyoot kittehs. we shud plai pin teh tail on teh
doggee. wif a reel doggee!

 
 
 
 
jamamakitty

woo hoo……..let’s get this party started!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTlWqW6fSYc

jamamakitty

rockin out
rockin in
hoppi forward
hoppi back
twerl and shake shoulders (like on DWTS)
no lifts!!
shake, shake, shake
shake yr bootie!!!

4½ Kittehs

Grate song jamama!

jamamakitty

4.5 kitteh is sprised at alla bloons, an dancin and feastin

http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1066106

jamamakitty

Hey are dese the kulurful abatars dat fokes wuz tawkin bout teh odder day?? sew purty!!!!

leeza-b

did u already delete ur lolpic? I tried to luk and it sed it was alreddy deleteded… *sad*

jamamakitty

no………….. wuzn’t mine to delete. but iz takin 4-EVER to open.

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jamamakitty

leeze-b

ai wuz jes abbel to open teh LOL, yew mite trai agin. tings is slowin down todai, hope iz nawt teh abatars

 
leeza-b

This is wut I gotted:

Uh Oh. Where’s The Humor?
Sorry, this lol has been deleted by the user who created it.

 
jamamakitty

maybe I still haz it cuz it saved in mai favrites…….. I’ll trai to recreate it…….. berry cute!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
kafleen

Aw…dat is just teh cutest surprise face!! LOL!!!

Congrajulashuns, 4.5 kittehs!!!

Has u ebbur been on teh top before?

I has sum tappin shoes heer sumware dat Idansdansdans gabe me..
*rummages*

Heer dey is!

*donkee puts on shoes and begins a lively tap in excitement for teh
party*
(I cuddunt find a pikshur ub a donkee tap dantsing wiff bootifull shoos. Can you beeleeve it?)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
leeza-b

and u cannawt regift me. Noes. I iz urs forebber.

4½ Kittehs

w00ta w00ta!!!!1! A brade!! Less partee!

Ai haz baloons n pinna tale to teh donkee (NAWT Kafleen!!).

leeza-b

woohoo! partee games!!
and partee fuds?? *drool*

4½ Kittehs

Yash!! Wii has
Apreecaught upsied dawn caek
Buddered cokporn
Chokklit caek - ob corse!
D…

bebbeh kitteh

donutz
eggz - devvilled
feesh crackrz
guud drinksez

leeza-b

KEWL, moar devilled eggz!!
and
Honee buns
Iced cupcaeks
Jelly beens

leeza-b

(btw, 4.5 K, u mite needz to go to the NB fur that ‘B’ item….)

4½ Kittehs

:shock: leeza-b!! It R a spoonerism! Mmmm, spoonering….

leeza-b

yur makeing it wurse!!

4½ Kittehs

Wal, az lawn az wii R hedding taht wai, let’s see if dere’s a boddul in teh nawty barn furr spin teh boddul.

Got a zippo in caes itz cold in dere adn wii needing to maek a fyre?

leeza-b

as a mattur of fact, I still haz the wun Maus threw in my pant yesturdai!
Heer, want to see if it still werks? I was breefly on fire, so it may have been effectimated.

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4½ Kittehs

Ahhh, a nies fyre. *warms hans ober fyre*

Oops, ai fink wii bilding it tew cloes tew dat piel ob hai….

 
leeza-b

hai? oh HEY! ur rite!
Let’s sprinkul a little water arownd teh fire to make sure it doesn excape.
**grabs bottle of unlabeled kerosene**

FWOOOMP!

 
jamamakitty

sum fokes wud dew anyfin tew call teh fyremins!!! yew grillls!!!

 
4½ Kittehs

Noe problum, leeza. Ai gots awl dese eys cubes lefted ober frum yesterdai.

*dumps eys cubes onna fyre*

Oh noes, ai fink taht makking itz wurser. HALP!!! Enneebuddy noeing teh number furr nine wun wun?

 
Maus

Yoo giuze maeks me luk liek a brayne sturgeon. Yer proly not evun wearin yer FRUs…
*TiskTiskTisk*

 
leeza-b

WOW, I iz glad we did not use that bottul fur teh spin the bottul gayme!
well, we duz not want to burn down the NB… 4.5 K, yoo looks owt and let me know when u sees the firemenz, and I will take this nice bloo and wyte kwilt heer that the cheezez seem to has bestored on me, and will whomp out the fire. And then we can offur the firemenz some drinks since they will be thirstee from running to save us! My sneeky plan.. let me show u it!!

 
leeza-b

4.5 Kitteh tole me that we shud be dressed commando-stile fur the firemenz. I wuz not shure wut she ment. So I putted my CHRG on. If it pertecks u from a brane asploshun.. shirley it can perteck aginst a littul fire!

 
4½ Kittehs

G Maus, R U awl cobbered in blud wif a bur saw in ur paw? Ohhh! U sedded “brayne sturgeon”. Izzat liek a eer wurm, onlee alot bigger?

leeza: gud plan! Adn wii habbing lots ob drinks frum teh partee!

 
4½ Kittehs

lolz leeza!!!!1! :smile:

 
gmawairsgreneshuz

Oh, dere’z dat Shirley agan. Hu iz she ne wai? duz she jus lurkz nd nebbur saiz nuffing? :lol:

 
Maus

Sumbuddy needs to splain to leeza wut “commando” meens. :twisted:

 
 
 
 
jamamakitty

well ai dew lern sumfin ebbrydai

Spoonerisms are words or phrases in which letters or syllables get swapped. This often happens accidentally in slips of the tongue (or tips of the slung as Spoonerisms are often affectionately called!)

gmawairsgreneshuz

Duz yu noze de story ub de “Pee little Thrigz” ai uztu be aibul tu sai da hole fing. :lol:

Maus

Me too. And RinderCella. With the Mugly Other and the Three Sad Bisters.

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leeza-b

haz u guiz ever bin to a Renassanse Festival? There’s a guy at the one heer every yeer that tells awl those stories, called Zilch the Toreysteller. Haz u seen him?

 
gmawairsgreneshuz

No , but wantz tu. Wair iz dis Rensawns fisitbul?

 
leeza-b

they haz them awl over teh country.. u is in the US of A rite?
I goes to one in NC, called Carolina Renfest. Here’s the link that shows u where the faires are:
http://www.renfest.com/

These are LOTs uv fun and BIG funnie, if u hasn’t been to one u shud try to find one neer u!

 
gmawairsgreneshuz

Iz dat wair we went tu wedding a fyew wekez ago? Yis, we hab in Calif. tu but nawt wair Ai goze tu eezly. Marin county, norf ub San Francisco I fink. owr neece nd hur huzbum uzed tu maik fry shrimpz nd fingz tu sel dair. Lawtz ub werk but dey baied a nais car aftur.

 
 
gmawairsgreneshuz

OOOOeee! wair did dat fing cumz frum? liddul shartroosee fing Ebbreefing jus kepe getz bettur.

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tidmum

Ohai gmwgs :grin:
LookeeDey givved yew a green abatar to match yaw shuze!!!

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gmawairsgreneshuz

da grene duznt zaklee matchez but iz clos enuf. lukz liek a liddul kwitleeness. Mite be sawftee enuf fur rap up da splortib peepz?

 
 
jamamakitty

ai jus saw it onna website that splained teh spoonerism

*jamamakitty wanders off luking 4 teh linkie*

scroll down tew teh stories………….

http://www.fun-with-words.com/spoonerisms.html

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gmawairsgreneshuz

Yu meen yu dint hoze abowt spunurizmz b4? ai nuw dem abowt 60 yeerz, haow abowt yu, Maus?

 
jamamakitty

ai prolly new bout dem, but nebber herd dem cawled dat!

 
gmawairsgreneshuz

oooops , nawt Hoze, Noze! :blush: :roll: nd letz se if Ai did that rite fur wuns.

 
 
 
 
 
jamamakitty

yew made me LOL out loud!! NB fur teh B item!!! HA

no 1 in particular

ITZ GRAMMA JAMAMA! YAY!!1!1! yu iz habbin a happitayl dae, ai hoeps? :D

jamamakitty

as happitail as innywun kin be at twerk!! How’s mai lil CheezNip?

no 1 in particular

ai iz dooin gud. ai iz berri happitayl becuz…*drumroll*
DERE ZI UNLEE TEW MOAR WEEKZ OV SKOOL LEFT! YAY!!1!1!111!!!1 :D

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gmawairsgreneshuz

Ai stil doan no how yu noze wen skool iz owt wen yu nawt goze tu wun. anuvvur mistry tu me.

 
no 1 in particular

cuz mai Momcat tellz me! <3

 
 
 
 
 
 
nightshayde

King-size Peanut Buddur Kups
Lemon Barz
Mocha Cheezcaek

nightshayde

aw phooey - didn’t look far enuf down teh paeg.

4½ Kittehs

‘Sokay - ur fuds R teh nommeee!!!!

 
 
 
 
4½ Kittehs

Krunchee fings
Lotsa saltee fings
Malted milks

leeza-b

Noo York Cheezcaek
Olives, blak and grene
Popcorm (the G rated vershun) ;)