Comments on: halp

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 08 May 2008 02:59:21 +0000

teh floar: *nom nom nom*
kitteh: Halp! Floar monstir be eetin mai eedee beedee towz!

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 08 May 2008 02:56:50 +0000

Y evvybodee els getz kewl identikonz but I getz lowzee skwair? Reminzez mee of Charlee Bwown:

“I gotz uh snoflayk!”

“I gotz uh kwilt!”

“I gotz uh traffik sirkul!”

“I gotz uh rok…”

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 08 May 2008 02:44:31 +0000

I doan fink Anna Trayn be verruh happeh dat Shirley n Will r on her…

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Wed, 07 May 2008 20:25:23 +0000

Xtreeme floofyness ov rugg, wich bees treiying tu suk up kitteh,
iys kancelled aowt bye gnormuss & wunnerfully huuuuuuuge kyuootness ov kitteh, wooz iys naow saife adn aowt ov dainjure.

KYUOOT IYS TEH WIN!!!!11111!!!!!!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:07:33 +0000

Carpet floof

Exceeds kitteh floof

Floof vacuum achieved!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:48:11 +0000

…wii knoahz teh feehlun. Aowt in teh dez whair wii lihvd bii4, wuz exaklii laik thiss.

By: Kratos Draekrio

Kratos Draekrio — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:45:19 +0000

heh, poor kitty

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Wed, 07 May 2008 06:46:59 +0000

o hai Tidmum!!
Ai gawt teh mezzage bowt SweetMungoGoggie. Srry hii iz steel awl coffeeing, but Ai’m vry happytail iz nuffing moar tahn chezt coald. Ai wuz wurried, mai leetle poodle/beagle mix wint ovr teh brij frum hartwurmz… it maed him sownd like 2-packadae smokR. “Hack hack sputter wheeze” Mai momma put hymn down whin Ai wint tew kollage. (down liek a budgie)

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 07 May 2008 06:33:18 +0000

Teh powurs dat be taykded awai teh commint burgers cuz teh burgerz wuz gibing sum (menny??) cheezpeepz problems wif loading teh pages. Ai noe ai wuz wun of teh peepz havin teh problems, so ai iz akshully ok wif dem bein gon.
Datz sew exsiteing dat yew hav a new baybeh! Ai gess Mothers’ Day will be extra-speshul fer yew!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 07 May 2008 06:28:27 +0000

Uh-oh. Duz wii haz tew call teh fyremenz to halp wif teh swooning?

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 07 May 2008 06:27:15 +0000

Iz it dat Romeow is a boikat, but himz hyoomin iz female?
Did ai getz dat rite?

By: tewornjkittehs

tewornjkittehs — Wed, 07 May 2008 04:08:54 +0000

Aye borned a baybeh, sew naw aye have tew Kits & tew kittehs. He’s a kewtie-paih an his big sistir iz verrah happy to be a big sistir!

Still wanna no wehre teh comment burgirs went…

By: Romeow

Romeow — Wed, 07 May 2008 03:56:12 +0000

Oh JCH4K, ur so sweet and u gib meh too mush credit.
U r teh one that KNOS bout musik. I juss kno bout a liddle tinee peece ov it.
.
Fanks fur teh yootoobe linkee. I lub it!!!
.
Mah Momcat used to refer to Clapton as “that tall drink ov water.” I alwais fot dat waz so funneh.

By: KafleenTehNawtFirst

KafleenTehNawtFirst — Wed, 07 May 2008 03:46:50 +0000

zOMG I’m gonna meet Aslan/CC!!!!
.
mr. Tumnus too? Oar just James McAvoy iffn yes can’t find teh faun.
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mmmm… James McAvoy *swoon*

By: Romeow

Romeow — Wed, 07 May 2008 01:53:32 +0000

LCB, I’m a beeg enuff kitteh to admit wen I’z rong.
I am sowy to hab suggested that mebee one ov ur charridees had ennyfing to do wif teh missing Boblol Hed Kitteh.
Can u furgib meh?

By: altosinger

altosinger — Wed, 07 May 2008 01:50:25 +0000

An den alawng cayme Joanz…..
Lawng tawl Joanz…
Alawng kayme lawng. leen. laankii Joanz!

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Wed, 07 May 2008 01:49:00 +0000

Take teh A Train!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Wed, 07 May 2008 01:31:36 +0000

Sing it Cween!!!
*grabs CweenMJ’s paw and starts swin dansing*
*step step spins Cween*
*Cween spins into Romeow’s floofy arms*
*they maek eye contact, smile, laugh, and continue dansing*
.
Dis iz too mush fun!!!
.
*Cween is still belting it owt – eben while she’s dansing!*
*step step spin twirl*
*on teh final note, Cween spins to Romeow and he dips her in a spectacular finish*
Oh mah! Cween – ur amazing!
Fank yew so much fur dis wunnerful danse and song!

By: Lucy Pevensie

Lucy Pevensie — Wed, 07 May 2008 01:28:43 +0000

ohai, doctorcat! yu wunts tew cum tew Narnia, tew?

By: Lucy Pevensie

Lucy Pevensie — Wed, 07 May 2008 01:20:59 +0000

Yu wunts tew go meet Aslan? he’z awsum! he akchually Ceiling Cat! did joo noes taht? awlso, tehre’s Reepicheep. ai lubbs him! (dunt tell him, but he’z adurabul!)

By: Lucy Pevensie

Lucy Pevensie — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:49:11 +0000

wellz…it beginz wif an F adn it iz a manz adn ai finks yull lyke it berri mush

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:46:45 +0000

Looky dere! It looks like a trafik circle, wich is like wut mah life has been doin lately, wich is why I hasn’t been here much.

Oh hai, evvybuddy! *waves* I iz glad to see peeples waring dere floofly swim caps an CHRGs, cuz dis bebbeh is teh CYOOT!!!1!!!

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:44:02 +0000

Ooo. . .I can has snoflake?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:39:49 +0000

Thx but u should never danse in mines. U could cause a cave-in. And even firemans can’t get to u rite away sometimes.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:35:10 +0000

Ummm nightshayde. It’s a bit complikated.

Romeow iz akshullee a “he” but the purrson hoo gibs Romeow hiz wurds is a “she.”

See???

By: KafleenTehNawtFirst

KafleenTehNawtFirst — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:28:35 +0000

srsly

By: jd

jd — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:24:39 +0000

der arr mani diffrent infinities, so tha kitteh mite bee cuter than dey appear. i dunt kno tho, i splorted an’ part of my brain is on tha moon.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:24:10 +0000

Iz yer baybeh yew borned? Oar yew halped sumwun else to borned a baybeh? If yew jus borned yer own baybeh, CONCATCHOOLASHUNZ!!!!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:22:45 +0000

*snerk*

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:20:28 +0000

Romeow is a “she?” Darn dat foofee fur – kint tell hooz wut ennymoar dese daiz.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:06:04 +0000

Jumpz on stage wif Romeow adn joynz deh singing.
.
Kum on and take mai hart
Take ur luv adn Konker ebery part
‘Cuz I’m lonelee adn I’m bloo
I need u adn ur love too.
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Kum on adn reskew mii
Kum on baby adn reskew mii
Kum on baby adn reskew mii

By: KafleenTehNawtFirst

KafleenTehNawtFirst — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:02:09 +0000

Lucy!! yew can take us to Narnia?!?!
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goin to Narnia wif Lucy. brb

By: KafleenTehNawtFirst

KafleenTehNawtFirst — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:59:26 +0000

nukleer?? Fank gudness!!! Wen leeza sed glowing ai jus thot ‘uh… izzn’t dat wut dey say tew preggnint wimmenz?”‘ an ai gots awful nervous. Nukleer ai can deel wif (oar at leest teh bubblz can)

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:55:10 +0000

oh MJ, thank CC u are heer to counteract the radeeashuns which seems to be all over teh place now!
ZF r u OK??

By: Lucy Pevensie

Lucy Pevensie — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:53:12 +0000

Lyke Jello!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:52:37 +0000

Wud u like a bubbul 4 taht?

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:51:26 +0000

Ohai, Salleh! I jus gotted back frum outatown too. Teh snowflaeks are kwite a surprise, but … oh, teh kyootness! Free in a row, wow! Want dem awl!!

Must find 50s bavin cap, quik!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:51:24 +0000

lukkee fer Kafleen teh bubbulz r not
onlee prittee, but also antee-nukleer.

By: romeow

romeow — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:51:03 +0000

I doan kno hao dis kwazy train iz still rollin.
I started singing Retha Fwanklin and nao Shirley and Will r on teh Anna Trayn.
.
Cuz I need u, by mah side
Can’t u see dat I’m lonely
Reskew meh…

By: zauberflote

zauberflote — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:50:29 +0000

*realizez Zeppo iz glowing*

By: Melissa

Melissa — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:46:05 +0000

Oh fankoo. feels much betturs.
Choklit ferrets? dey r full of teh yummee!!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:43:28 +0000

um, Kafleen, I think.. u are glowing.

By: KafleenTehNawtFirst

KafleenTehNawtFirst — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:41:23 +0000

*grumbles* stoopy majinarry k-ni-gits!
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I can has wun of cweenmj’s bubble’s to float in? kthx

By: zauberflote

zauberflote — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:40:32 +0000

*hands awn hipz, but benevolent twinkkle in eyez*

Sir Real, u iz a berree lukky k-nite. I iz nevver been sew glad of a hole in mai pokkit before in mai lief! Nawt onlee a hole in teh pokkit, but mai sproingee shooz wif teh smoke detekterz in em.

*brandishez Zeppo an pokkitz it safelee*

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:39:48 +0000

*taps Romeow onda sholder*

Ahem. Does u has anything to say 2 me? Hmmmm?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:38:30 +0000

*claps hands wif glee*

Whutisit? Whutisit?

By: romeow

romeow — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:38:16 +0000

Awwww…Maus,
u did teh rite fing.

By: zauberflote

zauberflote — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:36:43 +0000

Kafleeen, oh Kaflee-een!!!! U muss comez bakk nao!! U iz been swep orf ur feetz bai a majinerry k-night, who wud hav hiz dastardly wai wif u!! U muss float jentlee daon to Erf nao, Kaffleen!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:36:14 +0000

Duz Petunia b noeing Bodice Ripper?

By: zauberflote

zauberflote — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:33:46 +0000

Yep gma, u iz rite! Sew, 1 1/2 stikz butter is 3/4 cup. Droolin awlreddy…