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Kitteh is cuter than appears.
Dat’z nawt pawsible! Gud fing ai haz mah 50′z bavvin kap awn!
der arr mani diffrent infinities, so tha kitteh mite bee cuter than dey appear. i dunt kno tho, i splorted an’ part of my brain is on tha moon.
Yayz fur lolcatburglers nawt-sekkond! dus u has a speshul dans in mine?
Thx but u should never danse in mines. U could cause a cave-in. And even firemans can’t get to u rite away sometimes.
Mai legz! Ai carnt moob mai legz!
My veels! Great Scott, I can’t move mah veels!
RHPS!
*Throws Toylet Papur*
LCB FTW Agin!1!1!
Ohai Maus. Mai, but taht red soots yoo! Did yoo see mai prittee bloo snoflake??
An – ai do nawt see mai Bobblol Hed Kitteh. Did yoo hide it suwhere??
*psst*
JCH4K, LCB is in the vicinity.
U may hab involuntarily donated ur Bobblol Hed Kitteh.
Oh nooooes! Ai just gotted it – well -ai awlmost got it – awn teh 6-way TY. When ai traied to get into teh TY Boo Teek – teh doar *mysteriouslee* clanged shut befoar mai
vereee noze. *whispurrs* Ai think Maus had sumthing to doo wif it.
An tehn ai had to go – just got bak – an ai asked Maus MOAST politelee if he wud pleez get mai BHK fur mee.
Well, Maus…wat do u hab to sai fur urseff?
Mah advice is fur u nawt to disappoint our JCH4K.
*puffs up chest and sets shoulders straight*
Calm down peeps! Go to http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/06/funny-pictures-it-direks-u-ware-to-put-cheezburger/#comment-313222
an see whut transpyres…
Awwww…Maus,
u did teh rite fing.
*taps Romeow onda sholder*
Ahem. Does u has anything to say 2 me? Hmmmm?
LCB, I’m a beeg enuff kitteh to admit wen I’z rong.
I am sowy to hab suggested that mebee one ov ur charridees had ennyfing to do wif teh missing Boblol Hed Kitteh.
Can u furgib meh?
I needs the CCC and a Mini CCC for my splort on arrow kitteh. Also did a update, gud nus
Ai wuz SOOOO upset. Ai’ve been craing at teh drop ov a hat.
I”m zooming over tehre nao to fix yoo up! Wheeeee!
Um, Janet… u may wants to reconsidur wanting that boblolhed kitteh.
If nawt.. fur ur own safetees.. please check it carefullee fur tamperings.
I’m just sayin.
and wear sumthing a littul protecktive-ish while u checks it owt.
maybe sum armur. or a radeeashun soot.
Shhhhh! Yoo’ll spoyle teh sirprize!
That wud make me yer co-conspiritur!
Well, ok! I haz an alibi ennyways.
Oh but.. I may needz an alibi fur mai alibi.
Hmmm……
Wud yoo liek sum pi?
*Throws a BIG lemnom meriingue pi*
*SPLAT*
Tehre’s yer AlaPie!
*Snerk*
oKAY, I iz gonna has to call owt the skwirrls nao!!
***sound of planturs nut can shaking***
***throws the can at Maus***
***Maus is burieed under elebenty hunnert skwirlls lukking in his pockets trying to find the nuts***
IF ur willing to aplologise Maus, I will call off the skwirrlz, and I has a 100P towel heer u can use too.
*** Stands watching, waytes to see if Maus will P his pants before he said sowry***
WeirdPress eated mai linkee. Go to http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/06/funny-pictures-it-direks-u-ware-to-put-cheezburger/#comment-313222
an check it owt.
wy ebbreebuddy lz sai suxh fingz abowt mai bff LCB? She duz nawt steelz fingz. Shinee fingz liekz hur nd just goze intu hur pokitz bai demselfz.
*purrs, twines in and out between mah BFF, um, gmawairsgreneshuz’, ankles.*
ohai, lcb! ai haz a prezzint foar yuz! adn yu duzznt ebbin ahz tew steel it!
*claps hands wif glee*
Whutisit? Whutisit?
Hay! I thinked that in this country u was sposed to be innocent until proved gilty… ooh! A bobblol hed kitteh wif a gilt hed!
It’s on yer puter desk. As I promisedededed…
We gotz a ty wif LCB nd Ambercat tudai. Wutz wil we du tu sillibraiting? Dint heer berry muxh song nd danzing urliur arown heer. Wut wud yu laidiez liekz?
Is cocococo and cheezontoes tym heer. But Ai cud mebbee has a martoonee, juss to be soeshabul…
Enebuddee up fur dansing to “White Room?” Has nuting to do wif teh pikchur or teh martoonies – but ai hav a GIANT eerwurm frum urlier!
I just gotted back from teh kichen. I maded a batch of peanut butter cup bars. The probly would go vry well wif chocklit martoonies.
Sownd gud! Can yu put teh resippy awn the cheezrenz fud fyl, plees?
Oh, sure. Is vry easy. I’ll post it there, but here it is for everybuddy. Sorry about teh non-metric measurements:
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1 cup peanut butter
1 and 1/2 sticks of butter (1 1/2 cups, I think)
1 pound powdered sugar
6 oz semi-sweet chocolate morsels
1 4-oz milk chocolate bar
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Mix peanut butter, butter and sugar. Press into greased 9 x 13 pan
(I use a 9 x 9). Melt chocolate morsels and chocolate bar together and spread over peanut butter mixture. Refrigerate for 2 hours until set.
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Nom at will.
mai frend Will prefers if yew do nawt nom at him. Fanks sew much.
He would prefer mabye if’n we fired at him?
*shrug*
*loads squirtgun wif melty chocklit*
yesh, dat’s mush bettr.
*Gets out teh seltzer bottul*
*SquirtySquirtySquirty*
Hey Will? Feel bedder nao?
didz ai jus create a maginary cheezfrend?
Maibe dis Will iz wif da Shirley we kepe heering abowt nd nebber shoze hur faice.
{{{{LCB , }}}}} Iz a lawng tiem sinz ai cuk da speshul treetz but fink 1 stik butter iz 1/2 cup . If ai em remember butter atawl.:?:
I think u is rite – half a cup per stick sounds framiliar now. U can use fake butters if u prefer.
Yep gma, u iz rite! Sew, 1 1/2 stikz butter is 3/4 cup. Droolin awlreddy…
He is as real as I, fair maiden…
so he’s faek faek faek!
*Sweeps KTNF off her feet and onto Bodice Ripper*
Fake? We’ll see…
*Rides off into The Sunset*
Oh heck! Wunce agin I cant manaje my multipupul personalitees. But wuz fun, yes?
WHOA
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speechless
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ai mite need teh cheezgals to bring me bak down to Earf.
You called?
Duz Petunia b noeing Bodice Ripper?
Kafleeen, oh Kaflee-een!!!! U muss comez bakk nao!! U iz been swep orf ur feetz bai a majinerry k-night, who wud hav hiz dastardly wai wif u!! U muss float jentlee daon to Erf nao, Kaffleen!
*grumbles* stoopy majinarry k-ni-gits!
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I can has wun of cweenmj’s bubble’s to float in? kthx
um, Kafleen, I think.. u are glowing.
lukkee fer Kafleen teh bubbulz r not
onlee prittee, but also antee-nukleer.
nukleer?? Fank gudness!!! Wen leeza sed glowing ai jus thot ‘uh… izzn’t dat wut dey say tew preggnint wimmenz?”‘ an ai gots awful nervous. Nukleer ai can deel wif (oar at leest teh bubblz can)
*hands awn hipz, but benevolent twinkkle in eyez*
Sir Real, u iz a berree lukky k-nite. I iz nevver been sew glad of a hole in mai pokkit before in mai lief! Nawt onlee a hole in teh pokkit, but mai sproingee shooz wif teh smoke detekterz in em.
*brandishez Zeppo an pokkitz it safelee*
*realizez Zeppo iz glowing*
Wud u like a bubbul 4 taht?
oh MJ, thank CC u are heer to counteract the radeeashuns which seems to be all over teh place now!
ZF r u OK??
Sayve me!!!
Reskew meh
and taek me in ur arms…
Halp! Halp!! He’z tyin mee upp!
Anna trayn’z commin!
Hoo’s Anna Trayn?
Anudder frend ob Shirley an Will, praps?
I doan kno hao dis kwazy train iz still rollin.
I started singing Retha Fwanklin and nao Shirley and Will r on teh Anna Trayn.
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Cuz I need u, by mah side
Can’t u see dat I’m lonely
Reskew meh…
Jumpz on stage wif Romeow adn joynz deh singing.
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Kum on and take mai hart
Take ur luv adn Konker ebery part
‘Cuz I’m lonelee adn I’m bloo
I need u adn ur love too.
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Kum on adn reskew mii
Kum on baby adn reskew mii
Kum on baby adn reskew mii
Sing it Cween!!!
*grabs CweenMJ’s paw and starts swin dansing*
*step step spins Cween*
*Cween spins into Romeow’s floofy arms*
*they maek eye contact, smile, laugh, and continue dansing*
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Dis iz too mush fun!!!
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*Cween is still belting it owt – eben while she’s dansing!*
*step step spin twirl*
*on teh final note, Cween spins to Romeow and he dips her in a spectacular finish*
Oh mah! Cween – ur amazing!
Fank yew so much fur dis wunnerful danse and song!
I doan fink Anna Trayn be verruh happeh dat Shirley n Will r on her…
Take teh A Train!
An den alawng cayme Joanz…..
Lawng tawl Joanz…
Alawng kayme lawng. leen. laankii Joanz!
an hez about to pownce u!!
yew can tell bai teh butt wigglin he’z doin
Kitteh, I is throwin u a rope, but u keep playing wif it!
monorail kitteh practice.
Iz a beeg whirled owt there, fur a liddle kitteh.
Oh bebeh bebeh it’s a wild whirld,
it’s hard to get bai juss upon a smile…
Cat Stevens lyrics FTW!!!
o hai Tidmum!!
Ai gawt teh mezzage bowt SweetMungoGoggie. Srry hii iz steel awl coffeeing, but Ai’m vry happytail iz nuffing moar tahn chezt coald. Ai wuz wurried, mai leetle poodle/beagle mix wint ovr teh brij frum hartwurmz… it maed him sownd like 2-packadae smokR. “Hack hack sputter wheeze” Mai momma put hymn down whin Ai wint tew kollage. (down liek a budgie)
Cat Stevens FTW!!!!!
Romeow – wud yoo liek to dans to Cream’s “White Room?” I suggested up there – but ai don’t think enewun has said enething. Yoo ar teh reel eggspurt heer. Ai remembur yur list. Wuz SOOOO impressive.
I danse! Is this teh White Room wif black curtins?
Oh, and whut list u talkin’ bout?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud1Y7rXFEQg&feature=related
Sum months ago we were tawking about 60s Rock an Romeow noo EBREETHING!!
Ai thot ai noo a lawt – but she had mee beet bai a myol!!
Romeow is a “she?” Darn dat foofee fur – kint tell hooz wut ennymoar dese daiz.
Ummm nightshayde. It’s a bit complikated.
Romeow iz akshullee a “he” but the purrson hoo gibs Romeow hiz wurds is a “she.”
See???
Iz it dat Romeow is a boikat, but himz hyoomin iz female?
Did ai getz dat rite?
Oh JCH4K, ur so sweet and u gib meh too mush credit.
U r teh one that KNOS bout musik. I juss kno bout a liddle tinee peece ov it.
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Fanks fur teh yootoobe linkee. I lub it!!!
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Mah Momcat used to refer to Clapton as “that tall drink ov water.” I alwais fot dat waz so funneh.
Speshully wen karpit r reely deap
Ain’t no carpet high enuff
Ain’t no valley low enuff
Ain’t no river wide enuff
To keep meh frum getting to u, kitteh.
eyes lock on target
next step:
butt wiggle of doom
LOL, Ai jess lubbs teh wutt wiggel of doom
LOL!!! “WUTT wiggle” is VEREE funnee!!!
Whut?
wiggul!
Lyke Jello!
Lucy!! yew can take us to Narnia?!?!
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goin to Narnia wif Lucy. brb
Yu wunts tew go meet Aslan? he’z awsum! he akchually Ceiling Cat! did joo noes taht?
awlso, tehre’s Reepicheep. ai lubbs him! (dunt tell him, but he’z adurabul!)
zOMG I’m gonna meet Aslan/CC!!!!
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mr. Tumnus too? Oar just James McAvoy iffn yes can’t find teh faun.
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mmmm… James McAvoy *swoon*
Uh-oh. Duz wii haz tew call teh fyremenz to halp wif teh swooning?
wiggulwiggulwiggul
POWNCE!!!
MAH TOESES!! OWCHEE!
Dat’s whut cha gits fer wgglin ur toeses in front of teh behbeh!!!
GMTA!!! onlee mien is about half an owr laet.
I want to patpat the kitteh’s head. *patpat* Good kitteh.
Kitteh wants you to throw teh string!
Now u is part of teh car-pet.
dont worree! Iz com 2 de rescu!!! I will pik u up & gib u TONS of snorgles! den, when mi hed explod wid *Splort* I accidently drop u on soft carpet…..
Flor eetd me!! Send halp!!
boi….ai goes awai fer tew daze an whoosh ! ai getz bak an ebberywun haz teh snowflaekz ????? dey ar preddy….trooo….but how cawse ?????
*Salleh wundurz ifn she’ll haz a snowflaek *
Dey b Identikonz frum wordpress. I sawing a note about it frum teh
weirdpretzel fokez.
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“Identicons, which are a cool math-based image idea created by Don Park that’s unique to the commenter, so even if someone doesn’t have an avatar yet they have a consistent (and handsome) image next to their name when they comment.”
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Lukz 2 mii like wordpress b trying to make a komminting kwilt.
ai lieks dem sew much ai will gibs dems a cheezberger and forgib dem for nomming mai comments for teh rest ob teh week.
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(werdpretzle… dat is NAWT an imvitashun!)
*SNARF!*
Too laet!
*Hides remote control device behind his back*
*dayzed luk*
wut jus happend?
halp! halp! sumbuddy!
*Rides up on his stallion “Bodice Ripper”
I shall help you Fair Maiden! What assistance do you require?
bodice ripper *snert*
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*resnert*
ohai, Sir Real Maus!
HAHA!
well, yew see, ai’m nawt sure, but ai fink dat maus jus eeted teh cheezburgr ai was gibbin to weird press to fank dem foar teh pretty snow flakes. Awlso dere’s a remoot contwolled devise involved and ai’m nawt sure wut it duz…. it’s Maus’s tho, so I suspeckt it’s up tew no gud.
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I dunno… can yew halp wif alla dat?
*snerk*
Maibe dey iz nais nd sawftee so we kin bez redy tu rap up a splortifik pursun kwikly wile wating fur da CCC.
Taht’s okah Salleh, I wented awai fer a few daze to borned a baybeh, and teh comments burgers was goned. I still dunno waht happended to ‘em…
Iz yer baybeh yew borned? Oar yew halped sumwun else to borned a baybeh? If yew jus borned yer own baybeh, CONCATCHOOLASHUNZ!!!!
srsly
Aye borned a baybeh, sew naw aye have tew Kits & tew kittehs. He’s a kewtie-paih an his big sistir iz verrah happy to be a big sistir!
Still wanna no wehre teh comment burgirs went…
Teh powurs dat be taykded awai teh commint burgers cuz teh burgerz wuz gibing sum (menny??) cheezpeepz problems wif loading teh pages. Ai noe ai wuz wun of teh peepz havin teh problems, so ai iz akshully ok wif dem bein gon.
Datz sew exsiteing dat yew hav a new baybeh! Ai gess Mothers’ Day will be extra-speshul fer yew!
Ohai, Salleh! I jus gotted back frum outatown too. Teh snowflaeks are kwite a surprise, but … oh, teh kyootness! Free in a row, wow! Want dem awl!!
Must find 50s bavin cap, quik!
teh floar: ai haz a kitteh
kitteh:OH NOES!1!1!!!
teh floar: *nom nom nom*
kitteh: Halp! Floar monstir be eetin mai eedee beedee towz!
*SPLODE*
Dat’s awl i has to sez.
UHOH! iz dis lyke a splort?
*sweepa sweeoa sweepa*
*pat pat pat*
nao, heers a nyse shwr kap wif daezees awn it.
*tug tug TUUUUUG*
*tuk tuk*
*kwak kwak kwak*-duk tayp
nao, ai haz a nyse kowch foar yu tew lae down awn. heerz a nyse green blankee adn sum choklit ferrets. yu be needin ennyfing else?
Oh fankoo. feels much betturs.
Choklit ferrets? dey r full of teh yummee!!
Win
Ooo. . .I can has snoflake?
Looky dere! It looks like a trafik circle, wich is like wut mah life has been doin lately, wich is why I hasn’t been here much.
Oh hai, evvybuddy! *waves* I iz glad to see peeples waring dere floofly swim caps an CHRGs, cuz dis bebbeh is teh CYOOT!!!1!!!
ohai, doctorcat! yu wunts tew cum tew Narnia, tew?
Y evvybodee els getz kewl identikonz but I getz lowzee skwair? Reminzez mee of Charlee Bwown:
“I gotz uh snoflayk!”
“I gotz uh kwilt!”
“I gotz uh traffik sirkul!”
“I gotz uh rok…”
heh, poor kitty
…wii knoahz teh feehlun. Aowt in teh dez whair wii lihvd bii4, wuz exaklii laik thiss.
Carpet floof
Exceeds kitteh floof
Floof vacuum achieved!
Xtreeme floofyness ov rugg, wich bees treiying tu suk up kitteh,
iys kancelled aowt bye gnormuss & wunnerfully huuuuuuuge kyuootness ov kitteh, wooz iys naow saife adn aowt ov dainjure.
KYUOOT IYS TEH WIN!!!!11111!!!!!!