u see teh arrow on mai hed?
u see teh arrow on mai hed? it direks u ware to put cheezburger
yoo wantz a tripel cheezburger?
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Dis mai seerius luk…
Darn yoo Maus!!! LOL! But – mai sentence is longer. Ai must trai fur teh suksinkt!!
LOL!!! LUk!!! A SIX -way TY. Must bee a REELEE fancee makramee! We should awl bee off to teh TY Boo Teek! Ai do nawt yet hav the Bobblol Hed Kitteh!!
Seven, if you count my comment on yours
Sink sucking? Pleh. Do nawt want…
Acshullee – sounds nawt so grate. Ai will trai – hmmmmm – short?? Short werks.
Tapwater’s bubblier dan bole water. Da rest ov sink knot tayst sew good. Cheezburgers arr betta.
Srious luk, u betcha! Kitteh is srsly kyoot.
*SPLORT*
Geez! Bizzy dai todai! OK rhsb, hold still…
*Gets owt teh Nookyooler Bust Duster an terns it on*
*Whhhiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Nao I puts it in reberse an put yer braynes back in…
*rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhW*
Heers sum Hawt Choklit and a sawft blankee
Bedder nao?
Sumwat, bedder. Tanks, Maus.
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Annybodee gots duck tape? Ai needz it 2 hold mai CHRG on bedder.
Heers teh taype…
*Tosses it to rhsb*
*KLONCK!!*
Ooops. Sry bout taht…
OW! Mai hed. It’z borked.
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Ai can leev wurk nao? kthxbai.
Joo needz me to ryte dockdur note for yewz?
Otay….jes print dis and submity-ate to yer boss:
Dear rhsb Boss:
Plz to allow rhsb to goez hom nao doo to mild hed comcushun and brayn addling. Hers no can halp da kyootneeses ob sumfing hers saw. Lying down with pawz up is reckomendeded an her will come backs to werk necks week, KTHXBAI.
“P.S. It’z awl Maus’ fawlt!”
So….did bossy beleeb you? Iz you home nao?
Nope. Still heer.
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At leest, heer at werk, ai has da hi-speed innertubes. At hoem, ai onlee has teh dyle-up.
Kafleenthenawtsecund has Duct Tape.
*snickur*
is troo but so dun fink dat he be too halpfull wif teh CHRG
Ai see the arrow. An ai will follow eet.
“This way to The Great Egress”
Fur awl hoo do nawt know the ref!!
Prittee cyoot!
http://www.incwell.com/ipulp/Egress/issue1C07.html
dis errow iz wair tew skritch!! plz
so I puts teh cheezburger up teh noze?
Fanks, nom nom nom
Ka-sploooRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!1!
OH NOES! Diamond kitteh!
We haz a man down everywuns! Call the, uh… CCC!!
(Fyremenz dont know what to do wif hed splorts I dont think)
*Maus rides up on Petunia, who is hauling the CCC, Teh Tye Booteek, Teh Pi Wagun, and a Fyretruck*
OK peeps, let’s get to werk!
OK, DK, hold still. I iz gonna scoop up yers braynes…
*Gets owt teh Nookyooler Bust Duster an terns it on*
*Whhhiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Nao I puts it in reberse an put yer braynes back in…
*rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhW*
Heers sum Hawt Choklit and a floofy blankee
Bedder nao?
that noocleayur teknologiez sure werks gud!
i think u haz anuther customer further down… two kittehs is down too!
Did u want sum pi to go wif that hawt choklit DK?
I took care uv t_k. I fink eberyfing iz undur contol.
Excel-int job Maus!
Nao can we get u ennything fur tawp nawt sekkund?
Nothing too, um, hard though.
*rubs broose*
Lesse if tehre is sum pimentoes for the peeps who tyed…
*Rummages throo teh booteek*
Hmmm. Tehre’s sum bust dunnys under tihs tabul…
*RummageRummage*
An a old jar ov mayonayse…
*RummageRummage*
Um… guize? I finks we needs to order more stuff…
Wee cuud oardurr….
Aluminuminumin Foyl 2 maek hatz wif
Blankeez (the floofee kynd)
Cheez
D….
Wao, ai nawt eggspecting taht. Whi o whi dere be no warning wif dis pikshur? Dah blu eyezez, dah strypee strypes, dah widdle paw, dah floofi… SPLORTITEESPLORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goodness!
*Gets out teh special CHRG (wDUPoi) and sum duck tayp*
*StretchyStretchyStretchy*
*TapeyTapeyTapey*
Nao yoo sit still WIF YER EYES SHUT! Its fer yer own gud!
U better lissen this time!
Don’t maek us get owt the fur handcuffs!!
Hmm, fur handkuffs, eh? Ai can borrowing tehm furr dis weekend?
Um, I don’t remembur evver getting them back frum yoo…. don’t yoo still haz them??
Um… Here dey are…
*Gives the handcuffs to leeza-b*
Me an teh Fyre Laidess wasI um… found tehm inna Nawty Barn teh ovver dai…*Boy did I bork that*
** looks askanse **
They’re a littul singed Maus.
Aren’t those fyre ladess gud fer ennything??
‘Sokay if thems singed, leeza. Fings may getting a liddle – erm – hawt onna weekend.
Um… yes… But it wud be ungentulmanlee ov me to elaborate…
Guy in “That Thing You Do!” 1996 Tom Hanks FTW!!!!1!
FTW indeed!!!
O. Mai. Gudness. Fanks mushly Maus n Janet. Boi, furr a widdle gai, u R berry capabul, Maus.
Hmm, maibee ai shud C if dis speshul CHRG(wDUPoi) duz teh job? *taeks a qwik peek at adorabul kitteh. Onlee loozes a phew BCs* Yup, it R gud.
*noms awn chokklit possum n snorgles inna blankee* Ai can has kahluah in teh hawt chokklit? Kthx.
Whoooa!! ai see it goes much faster wif taht thingy there. Ai dont noe hao to use it.
An Maus. Purrhaps yoo nebber noo – mennee peepl don’t – but – tradishunallee – it iz a SAWFT blankee. Ai iz purrhaps too sentimental.
But – taht wuz a reelee gud job yoo did there. an bringing in ebree thing so fast. Waht did wee ebber doo wiffaut the splendid Petunia???
Ene odder splorts around? Oar we cud awl just hav sum PY. An ai’m hedded next to teh TY Boo Teek fur mai Bobblol Hedded Kitteh!!!
OK!! Diamond Kitteh. Pleez sit still. We hav ebreething we need – an then sum.
*scoopity scooo*
*scraype scrapye* *ploop! bak in teh hed*
*tuk tuk tuk teh loose ends* *pat pat pippitee pat* THERE! Awl in,
*snaps awn teh CHRG/wdoi*
Nao – taht’s bedder. Heer – a lufflee sawft blankee fur yoo. Just sit there an rest. Cloase yur aies . Munch awn this chawlkit possum fur strenght!
Yoo’ll bee fine!!!
*Deja Vu all over again*
Um… Janet. I alreddy putted DK’s braynes back. Wehre did yoo find those braynes?
Ai think tehy mite hav been sum of mine. ai’d bedder chek.
Sumtiems ai just HAETZ WP!!! Ai just roted sumthing reel nice – an a compliment fur Maus – an it reelee EETED it!
*sniff* ai think ai’ll just go to teh TY Boo Teek an get mai Bobblol Heeded Kitteh.
Ai’ll bet WP can’t stop mee frum doing that. *sniff, sniff*
*The door to the booteek slams shut mysteriously*
Ai think we ar nao in a scene frum “The Magic Flute” (oar – Die Zauberfloete) – Mozart.
Ai think – oh, where iz zauaberflote when yoo needs her. She’ got to play fur mee – an tehn teh door will majikalle open again.
But Maus – yoo were just there – rummaging. Did YOOOO doo sumthing? Sumthing – mysterious???
Who? Me? I wuz owt helpin t_k and rhsb.
*Hides remote control device behind his back*
I haz witlesses…
Witlessness?? Reelee??? LOL!!
an wai iz yur hand behind yur bak laik taht???
Ai must go aut now – but when ai com bak, ai *ahem* HOPE to find a Bobblol’Hedded Kitteh sitting awn may Pewter!!!
TTYL (ai can nao speek yur speek)
*Opens teh booteek*
*Gets a boblol kitteh*
Oh, look. Tehre’s sum pretty green glowing rocks heer by Teh Nawty Barn. I’ll put dem inna boblol kitteh. Dey maeks teh eye glow.
*Puts rocks in teh doll*
*Reaches thru Teh Spayce/Thyme Continumumumumum an puts the doll on Janet’s puter desk*
*sings* ♫ Alas my looove yoo doo me roonng to cast mee oofff discourteouslee foar ai have luuved yoo foar so loonnng an hooo ♪. . .O mai. Waht IZ taht glowibg there bai mai Pewter?!! Two liddl aies. Bobbling jentlee. *turns awn lite*
Oh! Mai Bobblol Hed Kitteh – taht a hav been longing for for so looong.
Maus. Hao cud ai ebber hav douted yoo? Hao verreee nice!
*clasps BHK joifullee to bosom*
*gasp* Oh! Waht is this ice cold daggur in mai hart???
Oh! *slumps to floar* Mau. . .
“Alas, my love, that you should own
A heart of wanton vanity,
So must I meditate alone
Upon your insincerity.”
Get up Janet. It’s just some glow-in-teh-dark paynt. Not teh nookyooler wayst that LCB an frens left layin ‘roun Teh Nawty Barn last Day-B4-Caturday. I usededed taht fer the new Bust Duster.
Oh, BTW, antwun need tehre bust dusted?
yew mite wanna ax teh fyrewimmins
Shhh… I did taht earlier toodai… Lots ov dust, too…
Um… Excuse me Lord Real, but I think that was The Maus, and not you.
Taht’s riet, guize! Beet it! Tihs is my turf! Shoo!
Ha!! Maus, ur Identikon gavinged u away!!!!
HMPH!!
Yew seems to has spilt yer personalities. Well ai’m nawt gunno halp yew cleen dem up!
Yeah. I used to be able to do this stuff anominominominously. Curse you, Red Baron!
Darn! OK, yoo cawt me! But is fun aneewai!
Oh!! Just Paint??? Frum teh Nawtee Barn?
No. Frum mai pryvaet supplye. Is Certified Safe by Teh USA Guvermint. Oh CRAP! SRY! Call teh HAZMAT teem! Halp!
Uh huh!! It’s awl fun and gaymes, until sumwon starts playin fast and looze with teh nooclear skwirrl kibble.
Maus haz split his atomic jeens now… no tellin wut will come uv this!
*snert* Maus split his jeens?? Prolly did it while ridin “Bodice Ripper”
LOL KtNF!
He’s in big trubbel.
The first simptom of NSKP is talkin to yerself.
As u can see, he’s alreddy past stage one.
NSKP? The Maus would like to know what this means…
No!! No!! Ai ar awl rite!! Reelee. See?
Ai think purrhaps ai wuz overcom bai teh happiness ov at last seein mai liddel BHK – an taht yoo, Maus – were so kind as to bring it to mee.
So – Awl iz well taht ends well, ai think. (doo yoo know AWL teh
verses to ebreething???)
So lettuce nao return to teh merriminz awn “Halp”
Shud we awl jump over togedder????
Sure. Let’s jump on the sleigh from The Nutcracker and fly over there…
Well Sir Real (If that iz ur Real name)
NSKP = Noocleeur Skwirrl Kibbul Poysening.
Uv which I thinks u haz a seveer case.
Simptoms:
Talking to urself
Multiple purrsonalites
Impulse control issues
Inappropreeate pi flinging
Ai’m in!!
And with that, The Itty Bitty Teeny Tiny Theatre Players end their latest workshop production, The Taming of Everybody But Maus…
*Curtain!*
LOL!!! Inappropreeate PI flinging!!???
Maus – yoo reelee ar a scamp!!!
Doo we get to taek a bow????
Maus, I izza (wuzza?) ballerina, and ai can tell yew dat by teh tyme teh sleigh shows up in the Nutcracker awl teh king maus is ded… sew it looks leik ue stuck heer.
*Curtain opens*
*Company bow*
*Maus brings Janet forward and give her elebenty roses*
Brava! Brava!
The Maus may need to luk on the ‘halp’ thred befoar he proclaims hisself untaymed..
Janet I iz just glad u r ok!!
**sigh of releef**
Oar wuz dat Maus iz teh Scampi?
KTNF: I play Dr. Siberhaus, The Mouse King, an Arabian Slave, and Santa Claus after The Apotheosis. I can has a bazillion lives in The Nutcracker. And elebenty costume and makeup changes. And I wouldn’t miss ANY of it…
Wutz wiff teh quiltz? Feed mii scraple en cawl mii a distelfink, butt WT-teknoe!-culurd-F haz happn?
Janet turns – thanks Maus grayshuslee fur teh beyootful roses – takes his hand an brings HIM forward. We bow togedder. Step bak.
Curtain closes.
Iz dere ah maigrain en mai futchair?
*The crowd goes WILD!*
*We gets Elebenty curtain calls!*
Let’s take this show ON THE ROAD! W00t! W00t!
Gotta go! See all y’all tomorrow!
{{{{leeza-b}}}} Thank yoo muchlee fur being werried. Maus may teeze a lot, but he wud nebber EBER hurt mee! He iz wun ov mai bff’s.
Ayes cawlz U ennyting U wan, pleas 2 splain teh quiltz…..sob……
whoa… smammie… why yew cryin?!?
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Yew dun liek teh pretty new qwiltz? Dey are a gift from werd pretsel.
….sob….ayes go wai…2 cofuzled 2 plai abber lawng dai atz werk….sniff..
{{{KafleenTehNawtFurst)))
pore liddy brane doan noa wutz happin….wuz hear en mawnin, ebbryting fien…Ayes cum hoam, en noa Ayes ah quilt!!!!
Oh!! Smammie!! Ai wuz surprized too!! But tehy look reelee prittee, don’t yoo think?
Gud to know Janet~!
I iz still sorta noo heer, and also I iz still wiping pi offa my face.
Agin.
So I wuz not sure if teh dangur is just to ME, or to everrywun!
Expeshully when NSKP is in the areas.
adn ur ah quiltz 2, ebbrywunz ah quilt…aggghhhhh!!11!!!!
Smammie! Itz KWILT, nawt KILT!! U is ok!
Reely!! U haz just been touched by CC.
dere, moar ob teh drama. Phew… por que? Iffen ever teh avatar wuz a dezguys, dis B itz. Smammie iz noe sew wheel-regul8id…maiB haz 2 envend wun moar purrsonal…
Smammie, mebbe yew can taek ur new pretty green quilt and snorgul unner it foar a nap?
Nawt kilt? Hebby seye… Butt wuz teh Mas warin teh Kilt (wif noe knickerz)?
Duh… Maus…nawt Mas
Nap sounz gud…bin a lawng dai, comfy green blankie lukz sawpht….
Niety-nite, C U awl amorrow
duz eberbodee getz nu kwilt?
It b replaising deh mystery man fais owtline
4 deh peepz wifowt an avatar. Werdpress
didded it 4 awl dere custumerz. Peepz hoo
b leeving commintz on blogz awl getz deh
prittee kwiltz. Dey b kawlling dem
“Identicons”.
Oh Noes, here it comes,
Ahhhh,
Ahhhh<
SPLORT!!!
splort!
A new one, I had Bubba duck taped to my hed, and he splorted too.
Wadda mess, braynes eberyware.
Ok, Update tyme.
I have what is called a CMV virus, so I go in tomorrow and get treated. Prognosis is wonnerful
I’ll update L8R
Bubbashoomin
Sownds lyk gud gnus – apart form teh SPLORT, taht is! Wont taht fiksed oar wanna lee it for teh horse pidl to sort owt?
Hallelooo—JAH! (mah mommaz frenz hoo wuz lernin teh Ingerlish awlwais pronownsed teh “j”.
LOL!! OH!! TWO splorts!!1 Ai’ve nebber sene taht happen befoar.
Ok – furst we has to sort aut teh braynes. Jim’s brains – must bee these – moar of them. An heer – this liddle pile. Must be Bubba’s. Ok . Ai haz two bukkits. *sort sort sort*
*ploop* * sort sort sort* *paloop* *sort sort* *sort sort* *ploop* *ploop*
There! Taht wuz the hard part.
Jim – pleeze don’t widdgul. *scooping tehm in* *tuk tuik* *pat pat pat* Gud!!1
Aw – sweet liddle Bubba. Nao – you just tuk those pointy endz bak in. *Ploop* in go yr brains. Bedder awlreddee, rite?
OK – nao teh CHRG(wdoi) – Ambercat’s piggy fayce fur yoo Jim.
an Bubba *pet pet* yoo get teh wun wif teh elefant behine.
Nao – yoo just snuggle togedder heer under this sawft blankee. Sum hawt chawklit fur yoo – an Bubba – sum chikken?? ai just maed soup an ai hav sum left over.
Yur gonna bee FINE!!! An Bubba wuz teh first kitteh ai eber fixed up from teh splort!
Tank you Janet, We,(Bubba and Me) do ebryting together, we b felling mush better. I wish I could update my update, but it’s 4 daze for tweatment,
Bubba and I are snorgling under the fluffy blankets
kthnksbai
Aim just soooo glad yoo ar bak. You wudn’t believe hao werried ai wuz. An nao such gud noos!!1 {{{{Bubba}}}} {{{{{{Jim}}}}}
Ai thot yoo were just going away an we wud nebbe see yoo again!
Sew happehs 4 teh gud nooz! Doan noes whut teh CMV iz, but f u r happeh wif it, sew r awl teh cheezpeeps. Rest adn b well, wile wii praise fur u. {{{{{jim}}}}} U taikz cair uv him, Bubba {{{{{bubba}}}}}
and aftur that, where to put yr adoring hed scratchez
i opin mai mouf
you inserts fuds
sit boo-sit!
gud hewman
dang it all!
that should be
sit boo-boo sit
sigh
i are berry tyred
akshully, taht goggie wabs nameded “oo boo”
stupie goggies doan eben know waht tehre nameses ibs sposed 2 bees.
“sit, ubu, sit. good dog. [woof]”
teh eerwurm…lemme shoew u it
But look hao much yoo rote!!! An yur still in teh TOP TY!!!
wai, fank yoo.
i dunt lyke it win i hit send afore proof reeding.
OT
guess whare i jess came frum?
give up?
of coursde yew dew.
i just spent 19 hours – no lie – wiating in line to bai teh neu stephenie meyer buk. i goes to see her friday to get it autographed!
hoo is stephenie meyer?
shud I be embarrassed I duz not know?
Ai will be embarrassd wif yoo leeza-b.
But must bee prittee gud.
Waht iz teh name ov teh buk, dogbotherer??
ok I cheeted. I luuked on Amazon.
Luks interesting! YA fickshun, which I is not, but that didn’t stop me frum reeding Harree Potter!
I think it iz a series, Janet, furst book is called ‘Twilight’. Iz that rite DB?
U iz nawt YA fickshun? U iz reel?
Don’t u get enuf editings IRL DK?
Post editing instruckshuns:
Insert ‘a reeder of’ after ‘fikshun’.
Mai grammar skillz (or lack uv), let me show u them!
Nebber enuf editings!!!
So manee grammatical mistaykes, so widdle tyme…..
Iz phun to teesing u, tew.
r u sure Im nawt making it too eesie fur u?
yesh.
yew MUST MUST MUST read twilight.
it will be a movie dis december.
yew can sea some MTV clips about the filming.
it is YA but, i fink it was the third buk dat nocked haree offen de bestseller list!
de buks are rilly gud. in de line was hi-schulers, midle skulers, and grown ups.
de peeps next to me were a doktor frum australia (he libs in tex-ass) en his wife and loads of coleje kids. de best was de fadder/daudder duo en de mumma/daudder duo. mind yew, we was der from yesterday to 9am today. we spended de night. peeps brawt all sorta stuffs, cots, blow-up beds, chairs, blankies, goggies, fuds. we had a real gud tyme. den, after i got mai buk, i had to go rite to werk senze i skipt yesterdai in order to be prior to second in de line.
de reading order is
twilight
new moon
eclipse
breaking dawn – due in august
yew will not be dispointed.
wai is it, dat dis dint go ware i sed it was aposed to go?
oops – it did.
wp is triksy dis wai- ai will luk fer dese books- altho ai iz not “YA” enneemor! ai lieks manee YA ooks.
i iz liberrien. i havnet bin YA in eons en i still lyked dem.
get dem frum de liberry. wat ebber yew due, dunt get the audio buks. dey is sew bad. plegh!
I haz a frend thats a liberrian, she lurves the YA stuffs, speshully the graffic novels. Everytime I sees her she haz a bag fulla books to reed! I cant ever go into a bukstore wif her or she will keep me in there awl day showing me all the buks she wants to reed!
we ken be buk-pushers.
tis a hazzerd.
das ohkay- ai luvs to fine new awthurs!
I heered abowt moovee – sounz stoopy. Vampyres playin baseball?
wel, consider, der baseball filed is three times normal cuz of dey have superhuman strength an speed. when dey run into each odder, it sounds like thunder. dat is why dey can only play when der is a thunderstrom.
an den yu can splain wy mai lidderboks isnawt kleen? hmmmm?
Yu can goto yer rum and thimk aboot it.
finkin, finkin, finkin
nope, gots no scuse!!
mebbe yew cud cut back on tew inputs!!!! yesh, dats it
Ai knoe whai!
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Da smell uv da kleen lidderbockz maeks kittehs wanna go poo!
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At leest, dat’s wat happens at mai hows. I kleen da bockz, n kitteh goes in and immediately goes poo innit!
berry truu…i (s)tinks dey be missin der poo
I noes wat u meen.
Noo litterboks maeks liddle TJ play in it fur bout 5 minits before enny stinky fings happen. He’s on hims side in teh boks kicking litter eberyware. He puts on a liddle show as a reward fur meh cleening his boks. Nice.
Dis izza berry pritteh kitteh, can ai habs him?
cute widdel bebbeh kitteh wid blue eyez
want
Oh noez I forgot my CHRG wdoi
:splort
Hold still two_kittehs. I iz gonna scoop up yers braynes…
*Gets owt teh Nookyooler Bust Duster an terns it on*
*Whhhiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Nao I puts it in reberse an put yer braynes back in…
*rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhW*
Heers sum Hawt Choklit and a sawft blankee (fanks fer teh help Janet)
Bedder nao?
wraps herselfz in blankie, sips the choclits
feeling bedderz, fanks maus!
wy kitteh wunt teh chzburgur up himz noze?
dats eggzakticly wut i wuz tinking. cheezburgr much less teh satisfie in daer
GMTA! beddah in mouf. den liddle kitteh get big and strong.
Duz free of uz share same brane? I thot that two!
Dass fore of us. Mebbe kitteh wants to inhale cheezburger? Silleh kitteh. Iz gone faster dat wayt
Wiz fore of uz sharin teh brane, wez nawt gonna bee very smrt.
Dat’s wat ai wuz tinkin, 2.
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Mai kitteh gets gushee fuds on hur noes all da tyem. I dunno whai. Mebbe hur savin it fur latr?
iz dis whye keiiehs alwayze sniff deh odders nozes? chek fer lefobers?
“kittehs”- cain’t ebben lol-spell!
Mai kittehs du dis, Ai fot dey wuz chekin eech obbers bref…
Heer, hava catmint
Ai dunno, but ai’d say sniffin nozes prolly bettur dan sniffin buttz any day ov da yeer!
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Ai no tink mai kitteh wood lyk if anudder kitteh likked teh lefobers offa hur noez. Hur saved ‘em!
sniffin noesez- pruf kittehs smarter den goggies!
also dat hole eaten oudda lidderbocks thing- uuuggghh! mai goggie ustta do dat.
Mai ex-hubbeh’s goggie did dat, 2. Hur wood dig in da bocks and then trai 2 luk innosint, wif lidder on hur noes!
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Stoopy goggie.
Goggies sai ‘Lukie wut Ai fyndz!! Yummmm, Almond Roca’ way pleh
Bebbeh roof! yums!
kitty roca!!
ai haz a recipe 4 a litterbox cake………. mebbe ai shud put it onna cheezfrens
OMG yes!! I made littrbox cake for Halloween-food-table at work one time. Everyone was like….. O.O ewwwww
It looked **SO** realistic….
Even Barrett (husband) had a hard time eating it because it even *scooped* like the litter we used. *laughing* And it tasted AWESOME. LOL
Mai Yorkie Terror (ober teh brig nao) useta get “nuggets” awta teh litturbawkz win shii wuz teh madz adn putz tehm on teh piller uv teh wun shii wuz madz at. Mai editoreal remarx – - let me show u tehm.
Arrow points to kyoot nosie, dat’s where to put kissies adn nuzzles.
Did ur heer teh storee ov how teh kittehs got the “M” on their foreheds?
Iz one ov mah faborites…
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Wen bebeh Jebus waz in teh manger, he waz crying and crying. Ebberybody did ebery fing dey cud fink ov to get hims to stop crying, but nuffing wurked. It juss so happened, dat a kitteh had giben birff in teh manger and had sum kyoot liddle bebeh kittehs. Mamakitteh brot ober one ov her bebeh kittehs and put it next to bebeh Jebus. As soon as Mamakitteh did dis, bebeh Jebus stopped crying.
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MotherMary waz so fankful that Mamakitteh and her bebeh had stopped bebeh Jebus frum crying, she put an “M” on teh kittehs forehead, in gratitude. So, wheneber u see a kitteh wif an “M” on teh forehed, u kno it iz related to teh kittehs that halped bebeh Jebus.
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Izn’t dat teh sweetest storee?
awwwww
dat is sew sweet!
i lubs et.
Dat is a bootimuss storeh. I lubs it.
Dis’ kitteh look evils…he’s sucking out ur souls as u read dis.
angwy kitty is angwy
“u see teh arrow on mai hed? it direks u ware to put cheezburger”
On your nose? Yor doin it wrong!
*snurt*
GMTA
Teh forhed sez “M” for “Mowth”. Wher cheezburgur goez.
Uz is a marked kitteh, marked for love and smoos and snorgles that is
adn justin kayse yu kants falloh dyrecshunz, teh cheezburger goes in teh mouf.
Ohai, no 1. Wut R u up to todai?
Ohai, 4.5 diamond! nuttin mush. just skool. bleh! but at leest ai unlee haz tew weeks left. YAY!
hao abowt choo? ebbryfing fyne in yur nekovtehwoodz? 
HEY!! “Bleh” wuz mah favrute wurd fur teh pleh stuffs wen I wuz ur age!! Dat gibs me a strange
little happy.
I reeded ur sweet littul lettur, mah frend. {{{{nip}}}}}
I thot da arrow ment hes da avatar!
Das wot I thot too!
PENGUINZ!!
I thot tha arrow ment he is tha avatar!
Doncha hate nommy wurdpress?
Doncha hate nommy wurdpress?
such a cute kitteh!
Ohnee sum heer has da peepl pichurs? Ai tryed to poot mien inna mai porfile butt Ai muts nawt no hao…Plz tu be axing ennybuddy heer fur sum halp?
Why would he want a cheezburger between the eyes?
hasnt u evar tryd dis??? o man, lemmy tel u…
This is a funny picture. idk why there isnt many comments, people are just stupid and dont know what funny is. my sister loves this website! its great
Oh hai desiree!
Sumtiems, iffs u see a picshure early on, it duzn’t luk liek there are meny comments. Butt, usually, teh longer u wate, teh more comments that are there. People go bak and maek comments eben days later.
U can always add to the comments, too! We lub to hab u and ur sister comment on teh funny pics. Teh moar teh merrier!
Hope to see moar ov u!
{{{{{desiree}}}}}
de ledders dey are M – V
dat means mighty vicious.
sea dese pointee endz?
dey want to shred yew entwo a thousand ribbuns.
Dont beez a smart allek an putz teh cheezburger in mai noze…
Ai fink teh ‘M’ awn kitteh bees shourt foar ‘Make mai dai!!!’, becuz
kitteh haz taht Klint Eastwuud, noe-kyddyng aroun, kynda luuk.
Awlsoe, kitteh sorta resembuhls a Husky-breed goggie, wif her fur kolour adn
blak adn wite markeings;
Soe dere yuu haz iyt: “A Klint Eastwuud Husky-type kitteh:
(A neu breed tu be yntroduceded inna futur cat-shows. )
Appa kitteh will not karee teh avatard n his frenz.
Avatar ref FTW!! LOL I has a giant plushy Appa!!
ai luvz him. 
Tranzformerz, Kittehs in dis guys.
just a test
nuttin 2 C heer…keepz muvin
dis iz hao teh cheezburgerz get tew Narnia
Whut, kitteh, u wants cheeseburger in yer NOSE?
Ai nevur seez arroez on teh heddz of tabbi kittehs…insted, I alwaiz seez teh lettur “M”. Am I onlee wun who’z herd teh stawree abowt why all tabbi kittehs haz thoze funnee marx on theyz forheddz? Iz spozedlee bekawz uv wun nite shortly aftur Jesus wuz born. Acawdin to teh stawree, Jesus wuz fussing liek awl littel baybeez do when thay iz taiyurd or unhappi. Nothing Mary could do mayd baybee Jesus stawp crying…but when a littel kitteh kaym and kerld up nekst to Him in teh maynjur, He stawpt crying and fell asleep. In gratitood, Mary pikt up teh kitteh and kist him on hiz littel forhedd rite abuv his eyz — and evur sins then, all tabbi kittehs haev a lettur “M” for Mary on theyz forheddz. At leest, I thinx that iz how stawree goze…I furgit where I hurd it.
Mah stripey b sooper-seekrit disgyze
Wait… no it in’t
I love this
I gonna hol’ mah bref until I turns bloo!
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Okey, mebbe til u gibs mee a cheezburger.
ITS THE AVITAR!!
in ur nose?