u see teh arrow on mai hed?
u see teh arrow on mai hed? it direks u ware to put cheezburger
yoo wantz a tripel cheezburger?
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Dis mai seerius luk…
Darn yoo Maus!!! LOL! But - mai sentence is longer. Ai must trai fur teh suksinkt!!
LOL!!! LUk!!! A SIX -way TY. Must bee a REELEE fancee makramee! We should awl bee off to teh TY Boo Teek! Ai do nawt yet hav the Bobblol Hed Kitteh!!
Seven, if you count my comment on yours
Sink sucking? Pleh. Do nawt want…
Acshullee - sounds nawt so grate. Ai will trai - hmmmmm - short?? Short werks.
Tapwater’s bubblier dan bole water. Da rest ov sink knot tayst sew good. Cheezburgers arr betta.
Srious luk, u betcha! Kitteh is srsly kyoot.
*SPLORT*
Geez! Bizzy dai todai! OK rhsb, hold still…
*Gets owt teh Nookyooler Bust Duster an terns it on*
*Whhhiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Nao I puts it in reberse an put yer braynes back in…
*rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhW*
Heers sum Hawt Choklit and a sawft blankee
Bedder nao?
Sumwat, bedder. Tanks, Maus.
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Annybodee gots duck tape? Ai needz it 2 hold mai CHRG on bedder.
Heers teh taype…
*Tosses it to rhsb*
*KLONCK!!*
Ooops. Sry bout taht…
OW! Mai hed. It’z borked.
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Ai can leev wurk nao? kthxbai.
Joo needz me to ryte dockdur note for yewz?
Otay….jes print dis and submity-ate to yer boss:
Dear rhsb Boss:
Plz to allow rhsb to goez hom nao doo to mild hed comcushun and brayn addling. Hers no can halp da kyootneeses ob sumfing hers saw. Lying down with pawz up is reckomendeded an her will come backs to werk necks week, KTHXBAI.
“P.S. It’z awl Maus’ fawlt!”
So….did bossy beleeb you? Iz you home nao?
Nope. Still heer.
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At leest, heer at werk, ai has da hi-speed innertubes. At hoem, ai onlee has teh dyle-up.
Kafleenthenawtsecund has Duct Tape.
*snickur*
is troo but so dun fink dat he be too halpfull wif teh CHRG
Ai see the arrow. An ai will follow eet.
“This way to The Great Egress”
Fur awl hoo do nawt know the ref!!
Prittee cyoot!
http://www.incwell.com/ipulp/Egress/issue1C07.html
dis errow iz wair tew skritch!! plz
so I puts teh cheezburger up teh noze?
Fanks, nom nom nom
Ka-sploooRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!1!
OH NOES! Diamond kitteh!
We haz a man down everywuns! Call the, uh… CCC!!
(Fyremenz dont know what to do wif hed splorts I dont think)
*Maus rides up on Petunia, who is hauling the CCC, Teh Tye Booteek, Teh Pi Wagun, and a Fyretruck*
OK peeps, let’s get to werk!
OK, DK, hold still. I iz gonna scoop up yers braynes…
*Gets owt teh Nookyooler Bust Duster an terns it on*
*Whhhiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Nao I puts it in reberse an put yer braynes back in…
*rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhW*
Heers sum Hawt Choklit and a floofy blankee
Bedder nao?
that noocleayur teknologiez sure werks gud!
i think u haz anuther customer further down… two kittehs is down too!
Did u want sum pi to go wif that hawt choklit DK?
I took care uv t_k. I fink eberyfing iz undur contol.
Excel-int job Maus!
Nao can we get u ennything fur tawp nawt sekkund?
Nothing too, um, hard though.
*rubs broose*
Lesse if tehre is sum pimentoes for the peeps who tyed…
*Rummages throo teh booteek*
Hmmm. Tehre’s sum bust dunnys under tihs tabul…
*RummageRummage*
An a old jar ov mayonayse…
*RummageRummage*
Um… guize? I finks we needs to order more stuff…
Wee cuud oardurr….
Aluminuminumin Foyl 2 maek hatz wif
Blankeez (the floofee kynd)
Cheez
D….
Wao, ai nawt eggspecting taht. Whi o whi dere be no warning wif dis pikshur? Dah blu eyezez, dah strypee strypes, dah widdle paw, dah floofi… SPLORTITEESPLORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goodness!
*Gets out teh special CHRG (wDUPoi) and sum duck tayp*
*StretchyStretchyStretchy*
*TapeyTapeyTapey*
Nao yoo sit still WIF YER EYES SHUT! Its fer yer own gud!
U better lissen this time!
Don’t maek us get owt the fur handcuffs!!
Hmm, fur handkuffs, eh? Ai can borrowing tehm furr dis weekend?
Um, I don’t remembur evver getting them back frum yoo…. don’t yoo still haz them??
Um… Here dey are…
*Gives the handcuffs to leeza-b*
Me an teh Fyre Laidess wasI um… found tehm inna Nawty Barn teh ovver dai…*Boy did I bork that*
** looks askanse **
They’re a littul singed Maus.
Aren’t those fyre ladess gud fer ennything??
‘Sokay if thems singed, leeza. Fings may getting a liddle - erm - hawt onna weekend.
Um… yes… But it wud be ungentulmanlee ov me to elaborate…
Guy in “That Thing You Do!” 1996 Tom Hanks FTW!!!!1!
FTW indeed!!!
O. Mai. Gudness. Fanks mushly Maus n Janet. Boi, furr a widdle gai, u R berry capabul, Maus.
Hmm, maibee ai shud C if dis speshul CHRG(wDUPoi) duz teh job? *taeks a qwik peek at adorabul kitteh. Onlee loozes a phew BCs* Yup, it R gud.
*noms awn chokklit possum n snorgles inna blankee* Ai can has kahluah in teh hawt chokklit? Kthx.
Whoooa!! ai see it goes much faster wif taht thingy there. Ai dont noe hao to use it.
An Maus. Purrhaps yoo nebber noo - mennee peepl don’t - but - tradishunallee - it iz a SAWFT blankee. Ai iz purrhaps too sentimental.
But - taht wuz a reelee gud job yoo did there. an bringing in ebree thing so fast. Waht did wee ebber doo wiffaut the splendid Petunia???
Ene odder splorts around? Oar we cud awl just hav sum PY. An ai’m hedded next to teh TY Boo Teek fur mai Bobblol Hedded Kitteh!!!
OK!! Diamond Kitteh. Pleez sit still. We hav ebreething we need - an then sum.
*scoopity scooo*
*scraype scrapye* *ploop! bak in teh hed*
*tuk tuk tuk teh loose ends* *pat pat pippitee pat* THERE! Awl in,
*snaps awn teh CHRG/wdoi*
Nao - taht’s bedder. Heer - a lufflee sawft blankee fur yoo. Just sit there an rest. Cloase yur aies . Munch awn this chawlkit possum fur strenght!
Yoo’ll bee fine!!!
*Deja Vu all over again*
Um… Janet. I alreddy putted DK’s braynes back. Wehre did yoo find those braynes?
Ai think tehy mite hav been sum of mine. ai’d bedder chek.
Sumtiems ai just HAETZ WP!!! Ai just roted sumthing reel nice - an a compliment fur Maus - an it reelee EETED it!
*sniff* ai think ai’ll just go to teh TY Boo Teek an get mai Bobblol Heeded Kitteh.
Ai’ll bet WP can’t stop mee frum doing that. *sniff, sniff*
*The door to the booteek slams shut mysteriously*
Ai think we ar nao in a scene frum “The Magic Flute” (oar - Die Zauberfloete) - Mozart.
Ai think - oh, where iz zauaberflote when yoo needs her. She’ got to play fur mee - an tehn teh door will majikalle open again.
But Maus - yoo were just there - rummaging. Did YOOOO doo sumthing? Sumthing - mysterious???
Who? Me? I wuz owt helpin t_k and rhsb.
*Hides remote control device behind his back*
I haz witlesses…
Witlessness?? Reelee??? LOL!!
an wai iz yur hand behind yur bak laik taht???
Ai must go aut now - but when ai com bak, ai *ahem* HOPE to find a Bobblol’Hedded Kitteh sitting awn may Pewter!!!
TTYL (ai can nao speek yur speek)
*Opens teh booteek*
*Gets a boblol kitteh*
Oh, look. Tehre’s sum pretty green glowing rocks heer by Teh Nawty Barn. I’ll put dem inna boblol kitteh. Dey maeks teh eye glow.
*Puts rocks in teh doll*
*Reaches thru Teh Spayce/Thyme Continumumumumum an puts the doll on Janet’s puter desk*
*sings* ♫ Alas my looove yoo doo me roonng to cast mee oofff discourteouslee foar ai have luuved yoo foar so loonnng an hooo ♪. . .O mai. Waht IZ taht glowibg there bai mai Pewter?!! Two liddl aies. Bobbling jentlee. *turns awn lite*
Oh! Mai Bobblol Hed Kitteh - taht a hav been longing for for so looong.
Maus. Hao cud ai ebber hav douted yoo? Hao verreee nice!
*clasps BHK joifullee to bosom*
*gasp* Oh! Waht is this ice cold daggur in mai hart???
Oh! *slumps to floar* Mau. . .
“Alas, my love, that you should own
A heart of wanton vanity,
So must I meditate alone
Upon your insincerity.”
Get up Janet. It’s just some glow-in-teh-dark paynt. Not teh nookyooler wayst that LCB an frens left layin ‘roun Teh Nawty Barn last Day-B4-Caturday. I usededed taht fer the new Bust Duster.
Oh, BTW, antwun need tehre bust dusted?
yew mite wanna ax teh fyrewimmins
Shhh… I did taht earlier toodai… Lots ov dust, too…
Um… Excuse me Lord Real, but I think that was The Maus, and not you.
Taht’s riet, guize! Beet it! Tihs is my turf! Shoo!
Ha!! Maus, ur Identikon gavinged u away!!!!
HMPH!!
Yew seems to has spilt yer personalities. Well ai’m nawt gunno halp yew cleen dem up!