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Aye bough 2 ur brilliii… genie… teh smartz. U sed whtz Aye tri 2 finkz
naaah. is way 2 erlee fer bowing. howz about cuppa tea owr cawfee insted? wich yew prefers, smammie?
nawt sew awaik smammie stuk commint belo…duh….
iffun yew be’z mekkin moar cawfee, cus ai pleez be habbin sum? terrublee sleepy this morn! (tis 11:20am in TTI!!)
Phillipe!! Oh MAi!
What, indeed, a differenz a liddle bit ov knolej maeks!! Elebenty ten at leest conga ratz (the beeng wuns) to yoo!
It seems to mee (tho thiz is just mai memery - teh rekord bus hav yet to bee compleeted) taht this is yur nawt-second nawt second!!
An awl we a doin iz drinking tea an having muffins? But yoo kno waht wud also go well wif teh teh Ingerlish Brekfast tea?? sum nice chawlik biscotti. We can dunk tehm in ar TEA!!! Whoopeeee!
dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk!!!!!!!!! (Mush beddar tahn trin 2 dunk bergerz in Tcup).
Gud Mawnin, an fairwheel, Ms. JCH4K,
Ayes mus trundle orf 2 werk noa, juss wehn teh biscotti sho opz, sech iz lef… haz teh phun dai.
Awww - it sumhau reelee duz mai hart gud to see sumwon so enthusiasticallee dunkin teh chawklit biscotti in teh morning tee!!!
Fair wheel to yoo, Smammie! So glad yoo were up to hav teh tee wif ar deer Phlllipe!
Teehee; it’s teh ICHC rebolooshun! Dunkin Tallian bikkees in tee an mis-naymin tings we rilly kno teh naym ob an nawt bovvering to stayt teh obvius! It’s soooooooooooo nyse to ha teh playse bak teh wai we lyk it!
I can has a amen?
AMEN!!!
Dis r maekin me feel rly stoopy an iggnerunt agin. Duz us nooB’s maek teh plase nawt-fun? I onlee wantz to be part ov fun? Plz?
zauberflote, it be kinda erlee rite now so my brain mite be not workin
so good….But I THINK wut happened is Janet made a refurunts so
somefing aggurvating and it confuzzulled u. Trooth is it not have nuffin too doo wiff noobs. Wee lubs owr noobs. Janet lubs owr noobs. U is defunitlee
part ub teh fun so don’t us wurree a bit.
Sides, I diddun think ub u as noob. U alreddee a regular.
Good morning. Hab a biscotti.
Aww Kaffleen an Janet, u has maded my sad awl bedder! I wuz havin a sad bowt tihs, an it wuz affektin mai owtlook (nawt teh Nanofuzzy one, teh weltanschauung one). (((((Kafleen an Janet)))))))) Fankz u bofe so much!
zauberflote. Nooooo - ai will fynd yoo teh “dunking biscotti in teh tee” link - an tehn yoo will know AWL!!
Akshullee it taeks a long tiem nawt to feel laik a nooB. Ai felt laik wun frum August until at leest Novembur.. An tehn ai sayed it - an ebreewun laffed.
Becuz - it seems to mee, too, taht yoo ar so fullee a part of us taht yoo do nawt seem noo at awl. So enetime we say sumthing yoo donawt get - just ask. There is nao sooo much histry. So mennee funnee things we hav dun.
Ai am thinking ov bringing bak teh fun historikal things - as a serieeesz. Just so teh noo peeple can see waht haz gone befoar.
Aww Kaffleen an Janet, u has maded my sad awl bedder! I wuz havin a sad bowt tihs, an it wuz affektin mai owtlook (nawt teh Nanofuzzy one, teh weltanschauung one). (((((Kafleen an Janet)))))))) Fankz u bofe so much!
ohai zauberflote — this is maybe late for this thred, but ai has nawt been thinking of yew as noob for a while. but I noes what yew mean about feeling that way. ai duz sometimes too. so, not to wurry.
Fankz, Pd’B!! I iz feelin mush bedderer!
ohai and gud morning. yes, indeedy, that gnawledge is teh useful. ob coarse, wen ai stumbles to mai compyooter at this hour of teh morning, eben a little gnawlej is better than usual.
this r being mai thurd nawt-second, at thinks. is fun — not many cheezfolks up at that our of teh morning.
we is having tea and muffins becaws we is such refined kittehs. we wud never, ever think of dunking teh biscottis in teh tea. never!!!!
*looks around*
*no wun paying attenshun*
dunk/bite/dunk/bite/slurp/nom/nom
scyuse me, where wuz ai? oh yes, maybe we needs to have a new kind of troll, for correcting teh inapprop… inproappr… nawt-right food choices? heh heh heh
N-E-way, gud morning to yew.
TeeHeHeHeHEEEEE.
Although rarelee encowntered, ai’m putting taht wun awn teh offishul troll list!!
*dunk/nom/dunk/bite.* Ai must hav mist yur odder wuns. Oar - wuz taht when yoo were just pb??? An - a ? Wuz pb AWLways short fur yur moar formal nayme??
*dunk/bite/dunk/slurp* Yummm.
iz inturresting — ai has no memory of mai nawt-secund nawt-secund, except for teh frequently reported brayne-freeeeeze upon seeing “no commints”. mai absent-mindededenesses, let me shows you them. mai secund nawt-secund wuz very relaxeded. “ohai, no commints. letz see … ” ai did a kwote frum kipling.
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teh name … an otter bit of inturresting ichc histry. ai wuz pb fer some time. then, during teh Advenshurs in YourUp, it became …. advisable, shall we says … to change my identity. sumwun (Mary O’S? LCB?) had dedoooced what pb must stand for, an dey wuz right!!1! hoo noo?
An taht iz wehn ai wuz in Eierland - an ai mist it! OK!! ai will fynd mai way bak an luk. Sounds laik ai mist sumthing kinda fun SOOO eezee to doo heer.
Aye C Mr. brekfuss, en Mr. Launchie… en Mr. Snakie…..
Ayez gotz mai fluffie pause rapped roun teh Tcup ob Urlie Grey alreddi, but shoed U B bruin sum moar en da fawnC alembic, Aye cud appresh… liek tath, thnx
ai is drinking teh Inglish Brekfust mice elf.
*puts on kettle fer mowr hot water*
Pat, pat, pat teh floofie pause. Goez gud wif teh Inglicious Muffanz, wanna shair?
mmmm yes. Inglish Muffinz wif butter an teh awrange (nawt poyzon) marmlade. nom!
Cummin rite opz! C-vil awrange Marma-(nawt poyzon)-lade, wif teh skin-knee slyce lemmum bitz.
Ohh? Mr. d’Beaker, cud U b ennentin teh anni-hissy-mean taht nawt maekz teh tyred? Oar ebben beddar, treez tath luze awl teh pollun en juss 1dai, n get eet ober wif?
Guuud morning Smammie!! May joyn yoo in teh muffin munching? Yur marmalade souns unusuallee taystee!!
(just trying an eggs speery mint up tehre)
ai no haz mice!
ohai elfi…;)
ohai Shaungrl!
hao yu bin? Still sheepin’ along in texus?
I wooly am still sheepin. an datz no yarn… ♥ ICHC and teh peeps
Purrrhapz yoo ar nawt of teh faymouse clan ov mice elvez???
Summwat different, ai believe, tahn teh faierie kinds, wich iz wat ai alwaiz thot yoo were!
not affected by writer’s strike, eether.
an’ no kommurshilz.
Gud Mawnin elfie!
Bestest chanel ebber,: no kommurshilz. Menny, menny yeerz agoe, wehn cabul wuz envented, dey sed “u pay 4 cabul, sew will B noe k’mershulz soon” Bah, dey lied!. Moar k’murshulz, en moar pricey 2….
Srslee! Saem wif teh sattulyet.
nao yu can has kommurshilz foar evin moar stuf, in dijitul kwolitee!!
Ai nevvur hadz mush TeeVee wen ai be growin up. Ai maked a rool wen mai huzbin’ an’ me got teh marrijd: der be wun teevee in da howz. An it nawt be in teh bedruum. Him has bin teh varee suportiv ov dat, an haz kom to agriez abowt mai konvikshunz ov nawt has TeeVee in teh bedruum, evin tho him grow’d up wif himz own teevee in himz bedruum.
When him movd to teh Tennusee in Marsh, him askz teh elfi: “plz plz plz plz we gitz noo flat-panul teevee it onlee a millyinbazillyin dollurz!!” Ok maebe wuz nawt axaklee whut him sae, but wuz klozz to dat. Sinz ai iz teh wyf, I sed, “but we has a TeeVee alredy”. (It ar gyint HD flat-skreen CRT fingee - wayz abowt elebbentee billyin powndz) Him sae: no iz okeh, YU NONT HAS TO MOV DAT WUN, YU SELZ IT.
Dis wuz majik werds. We bottid teh noo teevee.
TeeVee, itti-bitti in hour bedrum, 4 watchin wevvar & traffic gnuz; teevee nawt mush beegar dounstarez, Mr. Pjammie uzez 4 DVD gitar instawshun. House menny teimz ken a purrson C “M.A.S.H.” ennywai?
House-sum-ebber, Beloved Offspring haz teh Mongo-skrene TeeVee wiff seroun soun 4 teh X-box… generashun gap..let mii show U eet….
We haz cupple itty bitty TBs cept fur owr oldr offsprang hoo haz bigr TB fur EksBoks360. We duznt see mutch TB becuz 2 menny stoopid shoaws. We haz TB liek taht kitteh fur watchin whiled lief. Iz big windoaws adn woodsie amminals liek dear adn burds galoar 2 luk at. Adn uf corse I haz ICHC. Hoo cud ax fur ennytihng moar?
I hoap whiled lief duz nawt go on striek.
I ar lyke Uz, only one TV in da house and not in the bedroom.
Hubcat akshully watches less TV than meh so not a big problem..
We haz dah basik cablez had HBOz for a while, lyked it but it costed
too much monies and we spended way more time in front of the idiot box
so wez cancelled it and now doesn’t eben miss it anymorez.
o yah liekwyz. When I werkd foar sattulyet kompinee, I had teh free zignul. Den when ai nawt werk der no moar, it wer nawt free, but zokae, noo job wuz payes teh munny. But nao, I no has jawb an’ no wotch teh teevee enniewae, so ai juz turnd off teh stuff an’ kansulld teh survis. Da teevee nao sumtaimz plaez teh DVDz but noffin’ els.
We already habs a beeg TV, butts sumwon wants teh flat skreen. I sai, we doan need a noo TV. Y I needz a better TV callin mah naem (I r a noos junkee - espshully wen voting results cum in liek tonite.) Then, *sigh* teh energy card is played. Romeow, teh noo TV uses Mush Less Energy tehn our TV. I r a beeg sucker fur using less energy. So, sooner or later, we r gonna hab a noo TV. Chris Matthews (Hrdball) iz gonna b as beeg az balloon aminal in teh Macy’s parade! I mite hab to hide behind teh couch to watch teh noo TV.
Oh noes Giant size Hillolry on mah TV do not want!
Oh Romeow!! LOL!! Ai just noo it!! Ai ar a noos junkee too! So ai will bee thinking ov yoo tonite as teh noos coms in. Laike Gayla43 *sniff* (where IZ she??? She wuz mai furst bff here) an ai uzed to watch “Danzing wif teh Stars” togedder - sort ov. A giltee pleasuhre.
Gayla34. Of corse.
My kittehs lubs teh Justin just-outside-teh-window channel. One day it were a fasnatin segmintz on dancing groshree bags. Two paws up.
Wen we liffed in teh forrist, I saw awl 4 ov mai kittehs glood to teh porch-window channel, tayles wipping back an forf, chatterin “I kin take im,” “I kin take im wif wun paws tied behin mai back!” I luk owt an tehre’s a flocka wyld turkees struttin thru teh cleering! I sed “Now boyz, let’s revue tihs moovie ur wachin. Yood all need teh stuntcatz 4 tihs sceen, since cowchtaters don turninta mitee hunters wif teh opening ov a patio door.” Teh boys sed “Ohm, Momm, u don unnastann!”
Nao we livz onna watur, an it’s teh saem talk bout gooses an herruns. Defintly 2 paws up. An NO politikle commur…cumer…adz.
Jenniffuurr - I can sees dis hole fing in my hed! I can!! Teh kittehs. Teh turkeez. Teh herrinz. I can imajin teh chatturz too!!
LOL what lucky kittehs yu has!
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I’m just sittin’ here watchin’ the wheels go round and round…
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Gud Mawnin’ 2 U 2, Mr. Purrkii Purrson!
Watchu doin upz ahn mai tiem agin? Iz nawt sumpin pleh, Aye hoopz?
Lennon/Greatful Dead Reference FTBW!!
U tihnk mebbe Jawn Lennnnun wuz watchin hamstr weel wehn he roat lirix?
menny tiemz Aye thawt teh Jawn wuz wachin’ hamster weel, winz meals, n awl teh prittie blinkie litez teh wress ob uz cud nawt C….. nawt sew beddar libbin thru kemostree, maiB? Buttz stil Aye miz hym.
Adn mii. Fank CC wii habbing lots ob hims mewsiks.
An Jimm teh mewsishuns knolej shines throooo!!! LOL!! Ai alwaiz lissened to teh mewsik - but dint pay much attenshun to teh lyriks! So ai offen do nawt recognize teh qwotes.
Butt ai see yoo cleerly do bof!!
Ov teh klassic 60s groops, Jimm - hoo mite yur favrites bee???
ai laiks teh bloos groops, Cream (ai haz seen them at teh Albert Hall!), Teh Yardbirds, John Mayall & the Bluesbreakers. Ai’m a Hyoooooooooge fan ob Mr Clapton
howshaboot yew JCH4K?? and udder cheezpeepz!!
Cream!! Maybee mai top favorite. But tehn - getz trikke. SOOO menee. Jefferson Airplane. Teh Doors. The Who. Deep Purple. Jimi Hendrix. Janis Joplin. The Band. Countree Joe an teh Fish. Teh Yardbirds. Cat Stevens. Simon & Garfunkel. Joan Baez.
- an ai’m porbablee - certainlee leeving mennee favorites out!!
Ai’m Hyooooge fan ov Ginger Baker! An ai met Stephen Stills - sum yeers ago. He wuz prrrrforming in mai “Area of Responsibliltee” - an he wuz terhe fur sebral dais.
Moody Blooz. Jethro Tull (oar iz he 70s?) Mamas & teh Papas. Love.
Romeow iz also an ex spurt awn tehs mewsik era. Wud bee fun just to hang out an lissen to stuff. *sigh* *thinks ov teh “olden daiz”