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down under monorail!
conga rats own yr nawt seckund!!!
wut yew want foar drink and dancie??
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Ai’m kinda in teh mood four a sweet an frooty smootie, myself.
ackshully, a smoothie wud be better dan a smootie.
Hao bout a smoochie?
yesh pleez!
*gibs KTNF a smoochie on teh cheek*
Giggity!
Duz wii dans 2 deh Walting Mathilda???
oooh, mj, gud danz choyse!! Wii juss dansez awl in a cerkle, k?
I gotted this wen I googled teh lyrics adn I don’t b thinking taht tehy b needing anything 2 translating into LOLspeek..
Deh Strailyunz b tawking it awlreddy!
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Once a jolly swagman camped by a Billabong
Under the shade of a Coolabah tree
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled
“Who’ll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?”
Down come a jumbuck to drink at the water hole
Up jumped a swagman and grabbed him in glee
And he sang as he stowed him away in his tucker bag
“You’ll come a-waltzing Matilda with me’”.
Up rode the Squatter a riding his thoroughbred
Up rode the Trooper – one, two, three
“Where’s that jumbuck you’ve got in your tucker bag?”,
“You’ll come a-waltzing Matilda with me”.
But the swagman he up and jumped in the water hole
Drowning himself by the Coolabah tree,
And his ghost may be heard as it sings in the Billabong,
“Who’ll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?”
Ohai Kafleen! Iz u floated safelee daon to Erf in Cweenmj’s bubbl?
Lessee, dancin gott be teh Slide, an drinkz, ok, maek us awl smoothiez! Mien hevvee awn teh razzberrey, k?
leeza, dew yew haz NE skwirrels dat are good fer makin smoothies? Mebbe teh whippy creem skwirrel’s cuzins?
dAmn those squirrels, they’re useless at food. Great at tidying up though…
N-E-buddee else get teh messij, “Server Is Too Busy”??
nope… but it mite be cuz we wuz awl hopping tween teh last 2 pickyshurs…. dere was a cat n maus chase goin on, but teh maus is gone nao.
ackshully, hes still under the skwirrls on teh last thred.
I think that wuz his othur purrsonality that went hoam.
*snerk*
oh leeza-b
ai recreated teh lolpic yew cuddin get 2……. let me noes if dis openz ok…..takin 4 ebber!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1094437
*sigh*
Now it tells me ’server is too busy’.
fanks fur trying tho!
I haz to go now… it’s 8:20 heer, and I is still at werks, I has to go hoam so I can sleep and get up and come back heer, and…. the cycle uv life. It’s making me dizzie.
I will see if I can look at ur linky tomorrow!
kbai leeza! ai had fun playin wif yew tonite!!!
*wavez bai bai to leeza-b*
I gotz to go fix Mr Z hiz gushicurry, fer after hiz swimmin, see yawl tomorrow!
bai ya’ll!
Dat happenz sumtimez wen deh gnu pic iz gettingz put up. I hab run in2 it
b4. It just b pooter hiccup.
the pewter shud hold itz breath s’long azzit can…. dat usually halps wif teh hiccups.
Wii shud feedingz it sugar unner itz widdle tung, oar majinerry pine Apple joos…
Banananaz
C…
Cherrie Coala
Dollops of kreem on blakberriez
Emported mango joos
F….
Fresca
Grayp joos
H…
oh hai Lp/N1Ip!!!!1!!!!!! Ai thawtz ai wuz playin alone cuz iz sew lait.
Glad tu see u!!!!
Honeyberries joos
Indian fig. Iced lattes. Iced tea. Iced slushie. the I’s have it
Jamaica plum
K…..
Kiwifruitie drinks
Lemonade
Mango joos, still emported
N…
ohai, 3fk! ai haz tew go tew bed inna fyoo minuts.
Karot joos
Lymes
Moonpiez
Nuts
Orinj joos
P…
Pineapples on a stick in pinapple joos
Quince
Rosewater
S….
Strawberry
Thimbleberry
Ugli froot
Vanilla in teh cherry flabored beberij
Wineberry
xtra large milk, plain or chokklit
Yummy combinations liek strawberry, orinj (nawt poysun), adn banannnanna
Ze fronch drink ob teh day.
I didz wunce- but it wented awai- didn caus problem……
momcat
I lubs mai noo avatar! how weirdpress no mai faborit color blu?!
waltzing koala, waltzing koala, will you come a-waltzing koala wit’ me, and he sang as his bobsleigh bouced round the lolcat site, will you come a waltzing koala wit’ me?
stops pushing !!
no my turn first !!
ow — he pincheded me
yew kidz in teh back cut it owt
yew wantz me to stop this bobsled and yew all gets out and WALK?
mom !!
Whoa, u typded awl taht in one minnit?????
Wow!! Phillipe!!
Yoo are reelee fast! Yoo still hav a shugar hai?? 
nope, nawt me (nom nom nom) … no sugar high for me (nom nom nom). ai just happened along at teh right time. oooh, luk at that. no commints. ai spends a little time wondering how to write “mom” wif 2 long drawn out syllables… ai gave up becuz none of tehm looked right.
Ohai, P d’B, Ai wuz wundur, duz yu noze wut iz a “VanSlyke apparatus” If yu du den we noze sumfing abowt eech uvver. ai wuz owlny tranee ebbur tu bork nawt wun, but 2 ub dem. Doant fink dey yuz dem ne moar.
ohai — noes, I has neber used teh vanslyke apparatus. ai only noes wut ai just founds frum googlol. but if yew borkeded 2 of them, they shud makes yew sum kind of expurt in that.
monorail pile-up– skreech! floof!floof!floof!
@@@@@!
cutest. train wreck. ever.
Amen!
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Anom!
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hahahahahahahahahaha
hoo brot the bamboo?? Itz dinner tiem!
oh cursez. Bamboo is fur pandas.
ahem, hoo brotted teh yoocaliptus???
I fot Calyptus wuz a moon, oar soebuddee naem ov Flokkhart?
That’s Calliowpes, the goddess of merri go rownds.
Unless you ment Calipso, goddess of carribbeun dansing?
How bowt, Jyoopitr iz teh merrygoraond!
i thot onlee hoomans culd compeet in bobsled?
iz mith. hoomans not only onez wif sleddin’ skillz.
oh, okai. i wuz confoosd.
Iz a conspeerasee..a conspeerasee, I sai!
Prop Elebenty gibs eberywon teh oppourtoonity to compeet – floof or no floof.
Humans have sledding skills? I thought they were all terrible at bobsled!
well, yez, but da onez dat do eet ar da best in da hol speesees! prittee gud titel
foar doin crapply…
‘eh, sanka, you ded, mon?’
‘ya mon, I ded.’
Cool Runnings FTW!!!!!! burnt eyes, heer— have a smoothie!
y fank yoo! *liquid noms smoovie*
yew are kwite welcum! Cum bak and play soon? kthxbai
Cewl cewl cewl runninz……
‘Skuse me, iz dis teh line fur teh cheezburgers?
Sowy, no cutting in lyne.
Butts, I gib u haff ov mah cheezburger.
Wy tanks, Romeow. U shur r genor us tonite. Sharin cheezburgers adn smoochies. Wut else u sharin?
Hugs?
I alwais hab hugs!
RRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!1!!!!!
*krashbangboomsmash*
Y yew slam on yer brakez?
Nightshayde, hao long u hab to wate fur ur avatar to show up?
I hab been waiting fur hours already.
It says dat I’z signed in, and I see teh avatar on WP.
Am I being stoopy, impatient, or boff?
at top of commint box it says…….Logged in as Romeow?
Jess…dats wat is sais, but dats ware teh fun seems to stop.
No avatar for meh.
well wit awl teh changes today…….fancy kwilt abatars……..mite take longer. Mite be an overnite upload to server…………. wow dat almos sounz like ai noes wut ai’m talkin abawt!!!
U mite try –
Log out of wordpress.
delete ICHC cookie — if u noeing how. If not — maybe reboot.
log back into wordpress.
tehn kumming 2 ICHC.
– I making no promises dat it will werking. Just a suggestyun.
shud show up on teh luk who’s tawkin wen actibated………
Fanks, mah Cween.
I tried logging out ov WP, but didn’t cleer teh cookies.
I’ll b bak – hopefully wif an avatar.
Well, I cleered eberyfing owt,
paws crossed…I can has avatar?
noes, nawt yet………..
mebbee in teh mornin
gud thing I wuzn’tmaking deh promises. sry
mine tookded forebber wen ai frist set em up…………. wazzit jus mai puter or wuz ICHC slo ebbrywair today?
It wuz bery slo earlier — nawt qwite sew bad nao.
Promissess prommisses, I’z awl froo wif prommisses promisses…
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Fanks mah Cween and Jamamakitty. Mebee WP juss habs to sleep on it?
if onleeeeee weeee cud fix it 4 yew!! der is weirdpress support during the day.
It duz taking several hrs fer werdpretzel 2 prosess
deh abatarz. U can b going 2
en.forums.wordpress.com/topic.php?id=8515&replies=1791
(wif teh haitch tee tee pee stuff in frunt.)
There u can scroll 2 de bottum adn enter a commint
2 b testing ur avatar.
ohai, yu Majestee! ai iz a cween ov Narnia! wut kumtree iz yu cween ov?
I b a cween wifout a kuntree. I only b a cween
in mai mind.
ai gess taht wurks. lol!
*abandoning lolspeak for the moment*
Did you just now join WordPress and/or just add an avatar? I think when I joined, my avatar didn’t show up here until the next day. Every day since though, I log into wordpress, then come straight here — haven’t had a problem yet. *knocks wood*
Hai Nightshayde,
I had joyned WP a while ago, but neber added teh avatar until todai. It habs been meny meny hours, so I guess it will prolly b tomorrow.
I already hab a few moar avatars ready, butts I wanna wate until I get mah furstee won before I start messin wif WP again.
Fanks fur ur halp.
Ai doan noe, honestlee. Aiz bin logged onto werdpretzel since 11:00am PDT. Mai abatar came rite up.
*shrug*
Sry ai kint be uv moar halp.
Do the different colors of the quilty avatars mean anything? (Other than that we are not WP people.)
dey just halp ai-dentify us.
Ok, ai wuz juss wndreeng if dey meant n-e-thing lyk beginner, intermed, expert, n so awn. But how wood dey no dat if we wuznt logged in, I ghess. Duh.
Ooooo prittee kuhlurz
ai like ur color… ai am a sucker for green uf awl varieties!
Romeow!!! Ur abatar! It showd up!!!!!!! *duz a leetle dans*
(poostin ta see iffn ai has a prety piksure)
Me an Teho…we’s yell-o jell-o
Teyh called u yello jello…
kwite ritefullleeeeeeeeeeeee
Electrical banomna
Iz gonna b a sudden kraze…
banomna!! Ha!! gud wun
i tot wuz teh abatar wuz makin teh crazeeeeeeeee
ohai, gramma jamama! yu see hoo ai am nao?
mus be mai lil cheezNIP
uh huh! yu wuntz tew cum tew Narnia wif Nawtfurst adn mee?
shur, wai nawt
so cheeznip, wai yew chaing yr name again? ai likes yr pritty kwilt square!!
fanx! ai lykes it tew. ai chanjed mai nayme in on-ur ov Prince Caspian, hoo wii will sees in theeaturz in less tahn tew weeks (ai haz seen teh previews. teh prince iz hawt!
)
kuntrol yurself Lucy P! Or teh chaperones will send hawt prince to naughtie barn adn firemenz will come adn water himz down.!!!!!!!!!!!
iz u mello?
momcat
iz dey talking kooalahz? frum Narnia? YAY!
oh kwallies! mai secund favoritist aminal! kittehs are furstest, of course. these guys are so cyute. wheres the snuggle snorkle, eym going in!!!
Ohai! Guess whut! Ai gottid a B on mai Cell Biology graed!! yay!!!!
Concatshoolashuns, Elfi!
nyse job onna mitochondreea, E!
Con grate tu layshuns Elfinugget! Ai hopez ai do so well whens ai taik it dis fall.
Rite now Ai iz ober joiyed tu hab an A in Calculus. Iz pure mirrikle strait from ceiling cat adn berry gud proofessur
Yay, fur Elfi N 3FloofieKits!!
(If tihs iz onee Calc 1, doan wurry, Calc 2 is EZar….)
w00t foar Elfie an 3floofie!
*Handz Elfi a chokklit martoonee.
Cheez!!!
gud job elfi!
Conga Rats nslashun tu boaf Efli adn 3floofiekittehs. Yew 2 rock! Dese aor teh brayns ob teh fyoochur.
I be green
U b lukking like a Chrismiss reef!
Iz nawt easy bein gween.
Habbing 2 spend each day deh kuler uv deh leevz.
Wen I think it cud b niser beeing red, oar yelloe oar gold
Oar sumthing much moar kulerful like taht.
Awww – ai getz a melun-collee ebberytiem ai heers oar finks ob dat sawng.
*sniff*
Ohai iz ennybuddee heer? Iz layt awn mii syde ob teh whirl.
koalies they be singing teh Black Lace ‘classick’:
#we’re having a gang bang, we’re having a ball
we’re having a gang bang, against the wall
We’d like you to join us
It’s part of the fun
Oh a gang bang is the thing to do
But it takes more than one#
Koalie at teh back gettin a bit carried away wif teh ackshuns…
I lubs kololas – tehy alwaes act liek tehyr slitely stoned. I fink it has sumthing to do wit teh yewkaliptus oilz.
Uhparentlee, teh Oystraylia snoe seasun xtends frum Joon frew Hocktobre;
(Ai dint ebben knoe iyt snoed daown dere; mai lak ov geohgraficul knoelidje-
let meh shoe yuu iyt!!!!!!)
Duz awl kololas luuk alieke, oar du dese guise jes shair teh saime famblee resehmblence???
Tehy seam tu bees a rlly cloase-knitted groop adn tu knoe eech uvver xtreemeley wel;
Weez wishes tehm veree muches guud lukk, becuz las tiem kololas won foar Oystraylia iyn bobb-sleddyng wuz bak iyn 1935; rlly lauuuuung tiem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I said do you speak-a my language?
They just smiled and gave me a veggimite sandwich