grate. head warm.
grate. head warm. top warm harbls frozn.
maek suer ur tale dont git 2 cold.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Poor poor kitteh!!
DianaE, confrozulayshunz awn nawt-sekkund! U wantz cold or hot drinkiez? I shivverin juss luukin at dis!
hwt choklit seams to be in ordur!
an’ ai kant heer NUFFIN.
Iz de anabanomminal snewkitteh!
hmmm… interesting
furst!
u made 2 mistakes rite thur mrbucket.
Nawt sekund of all, we chzfrnz like 2 avoid the term furst. Iz no nice.
and skund of all, u was not not sekund.
lol no hard feelings though
Beseidz wich an amewsing commint iz purfurred, nawt just deklarashun.
Az sum1 heer wuns sed: wii can awl cownt to 1. Proklayming “Furst”
iz just redundent adn insulting 2 ower intelleegentz. Wii lubz teh
funnee nawt-sekkund commint. And wen u getting it, der will b
much sillybratingz.
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Centz u must b gnu, let mii eskorting u 2 Gibbocatz fabulous
Ty-boo-Teek. (Itz not just 4 Tyz ennymoar.)
Deh hansum Mr. Gibbocat haz stawkinged it wif awl sortz of
wundermous thingz.
U may choozing wuteber u like az a welkumming gift.
Dere b deh kitteh-faced lawleepawpz, tyz (uv corse), CHRGz, bobbul
hedded kittehz and ennything els ur liddul hart desirez.
.
Wi hopez u kumming bak and plaiz wif us sum moar. Der b onlee
1 rule heer: Play nise.
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*hands Mr.Bucket a chokklit martoonee.
Cheez!!
Yew iz sew nise tew teh new cheezpeepz, cmj.
*standz an clapz foofee pawz fer cmj an her kindness*
Wii must 2 b remmemberingz dat wii wuz awl gnu wunst.
Adn sum peepz b berry berry shy. But tehy b brite adn
funnee oar tehy wuddn’t hab ben kumming heer. Tehy just b
wanting 2 joyn in deh funz. If wii diskerije dem, dey may b
going awai adn tehn wii wud miss owt on awl deh fun dey cud
b bringing 2 us. Deh whirrld can awlwayz b using moar fun.
So I welkum deh gnj peepz wen I can. Adn I enkerrij u
awl to doing deh same.
yu’z gud purrsen, cmj!
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An walkum to ICHC, Mr Bukkit. Yu’z nawt bloo, bai enny chantz? inkwyrin lolrusez wantz tu knoe.
im in ur thred playin teh nise. i can has chocklit martoonie 2? kthxbai.
y ob coarse yew kan!
*pours yummy martuna intew chokolit drizzlee glass*
BTW Ai lurve teh tew-hedded monztor. Tks fur soem kittenhood memreez.
(Ai mizz Grovr. *sniff*)
yah. us is varry smart. Us can counts to one.
(Dass mah patented comment to the noobs hoo yells Furst! Odder den dat we is nice to noobs heres)
udder dan der sekkund post, all kitteh powsts are not not not sekkund and all shall haf pryzzuzuz. Wots yaw drinkses and danses?
But almoost nawt sekund… U kan haz hawt chawklit 2.
teh name MrBucket…..
yellin furst….
*donkee runs awai snurting wiff hoof ovvur mowf*
Habzya med Emilies, kummin oudda de bushes ta pozd nawt-second taime on picher of prisner kitteh? (Neer boddom ub comminds, nau) Has bannanar puddin tu share, tu!
Wif nillar wapherz?
Ohai SMoM
Howz yoo?
Update on Mungo Bungo Boi… Himz STILL gots teh nastee chest infekshun-
Dokker Laydee sez teh Bronkitus. She chekked fer udder big Nastees an der ar nun!!! We thot he mite haz teh kidnee prollumz or libber prollumz,but teh lymph gland tests show nuffing Bad!!
We jess keep gibbin him teh auntybiottiks an teh hunney coff medissun.
He sooo happitayl wen i bissit he sarts teh coffin an splutterin,but he shows
me himz teefs inna Biiiig Dallydog ‘grin’
Pour Mungo spottygoggie…
Ai wheel find yew awn a newR fred inkase yew doan maek eet bak hear….
*wanders off licking pudding off a Nilla wafer*
Ai specks so!
Teh fishies bettah be wurth it!
Ai wanna no ef kitteh cautted de fishies
ai tinks so. if teh kitteh smart enuf tew dress sew approwpiatelly and tew use teh ice awger taht appearz tew be stuck intew his hedd, he can katch fishes and HAS tehm!
LOL!
Mebbe aize augur is put behin an eer fur conveenyence
Must-have hat foer antarctical kittehs dis seasin
“I ar NAWT a brass munky, hoomin, WTF is u tryin to pruv?”
@@@@@
What be dem fishies fur? Dey is frozen meal?
fishies fur? I tink dem is anchovees.
Mmmm…. anchoveez.
Silly werdpretzel — took teh geekeeness owt ob mai post.
Ai see ai haz to use [ ] instead of .
…
[HOMER] Mmm… anchoveez. [/HOMER]
>.<
Werdpretzel DO NOT WANT teh “less than” and teh “greater than” symbols placed in dat oardur.
*wandurrz off, mutterin to sheezself.”
Ohnos, no pview butonz, wll, letz cee hows this work;
< = < lolz > = > & = &
How getz iconz? Iz be gnu here (but no wildebeest lolz)
maybee reed faq? mebe annoingmouse need 2 rejistr?
wut happind? ebbryting went italics!! (onleeeeeeee kiddin)
Gud wun, jamamkitty!
Heh. Teh werdpretzel eeted teh > and teh < symbolz wen dey were in teh udder ordur, maikin it luk as if ai hadn’t typed dem.
Lief is tuff fer a proofreader heer on ICHC sumtiemz.
Mai play fer simpathee - let me show u it.
it twerked, yew has mai tiny sympathy
Fank yew, jamamakitty! Yew gabe meh a happee rite befoar ai getz tew go hoam (aftur ai go to buy teh gushyfuds fer mai oberlords).
Oh - dat shud alsew hab wun ob dese
an wun ob dese 
silleh wordpretzemel be nommin teh html codes
jimm not want sumtimes!!
Hahahahaha!
Wut else gud awn pizza? Mite taking hour minds off teh frozn harbls.
Bell peppers, green n red
Catnip (y nawt!)
Dates
E…
dates onna pizza? dis gonne be wun strange pizza
egg salad
fried potatoes
german sausage
h…….
Hyooj amownts ob soss
Indian korn
Jambon (iz Fronch pizza)
K…
Kiwifroot
Lox & Caperz
Musheerumz
N…
Nockwurst
Onyungs
Pimento
Q…
Queso (fer teh Sinkodemaio)
Roasted Garlik
Salawmee
T…
Teenee tinee tomaytoe slices
Uglifroot (wut else!!)
Vienneese sossij
W…
Wite choklit (fer a dessert pizza)
Xtra cheez
Yellow squash
Zucchini!
Plz to halp… wut iz “uglifroot?”
Mmm, ai R gonna habbing a big slice rite naow!
Noe wut’s funnee? jamama fot dates onna pizza wuz wierd, but nawt nip!
Fun playing wif u, nightshayde. Nitee nite.
Ai fink dere wuz alot ob it onna prebious fred todai.
Heer’s a linkee furr u:
foodreference.com/html/art-ugli-fruit.html
Nitee nite, 4.5k!
Nao ai wantz pizza….
Agin - ai figyoored wuz sumfing in lolspeak — but itz an actual froot! Kewl. Ai lernded mai wun new fing for teh day. Gud fing tew, since teh werkdai is awlmoast ober.
Fanks!
Fanks 4.5! Ai fot uglifroot wuz a reff in lolspeak aslo. Zounds kinna dee lishus adn nootrishus :1p:1
Hawt pepperz (oar nawt sew hawt)
Ittee bittee pieces ob calamari
Jerk chikin
K…
otay, yew awls is makin me hungry……….. ai needs to rustle up sumpin and gets redde 4 dancin wit teh stars……….. hab a gud ebening!! see yew alls online manana
Gud nite, Jamamakitty!
Nitee nite, jamamakitty.