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  1. DianaE says:

    Poor poor kitteh!!

  2. salvo says:

    hmmm… interesting

  3. MrBucket101 says:

    furst!

    • cuckoo cat says:

      u made 2 mistakes rite thur mrbucket.
      Nawt sekund of all, we chzfrnz like 2 avoid the term furst. Iz no nice.
      and skund of all, u was not not sekund.
      lol no hard feelings though

      • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

        Beseidz wich an amewsing commint iz purfurred, nawt just deklarashun.

        • cweenmj says:

          Az sum1 heer wuns sed: wii can awl cownt to 1. Proklayming “Furst”
          iz just redundent adn insulting 2 ower intelleegentz. Wii lubz teh
          funnee nawt-sekkund commint. And wen u getting it, der will b
          much sillybratingz.
          .
          Centz u must b gnu, let mii eskorting u 2 Gibbocatz fabulous
          Ty-boo-Teek. (Itz not just 4 Tyz ennymoar.)
          Deh hansum Mr. Gibbocat haz stawkinged it wif awl sortz of
          wundermous thingz.
          U may choozing wuteber u like az a welkumming gift.
          Dere b deh kitteh-faced lawleepawpz, tyz (uv corse), CHRGz, bobbul
          hedded kittehz and ennything els ur liddul hart desirez.
          .
          Wi hopez u kumming bak and plaiz wif us sum moar. Der b onlee
          1 rule heer: Play nise.
          .
          *hands Mr.Bucket a chokklit martoonee.
          Cheez!!

          • nightshayde says:

            Yew iz sew nise tew teh new cheezpeepz, cmj.
            *standz an clapz foofee pawz fer cmj an her kindness*

            • cweenmj says:

              Wii must 2 b remmemberingz dat wii wuz awl gnu wunst.
              Adn sum peepz b berry berry shy. But tehy b brite adn
              funnee oar tehy wuddn’t hab ben kumming heer. Tehy just b
              wanting 2 joyn in deh funz. If wii diskerije dem, dey may b
              going awai adn tehn wii wud miss owt on awl deh fun dey cud
              b bringing 2 us. Deh whirrld can awlwayz b using moar fun.
              So I welkum deh gnj peepz wen I can. Adn I enkerrij u
              awl to doing deh same. :D

              • moe says:

                yu’z gud purrsen, cmj!
                .
                An walkum to ICHC, Mr Bukkit. Yu’z nawt bloo, bai enny chantz? inkwyrin lolrusez wantz tu knoe.

          • anomalous4 says:

            im in ur thred playin teh nise. i can has chocklit martoonie 2? kthxbai.

        • doctorcat says:

          yah. us is varry smart. Us can counts to one.

          • doctorcat says:

            (Dass mah patented comment to the noobs hoo yells Furst! Odder den dat we is nice to noobs heres)

      • jd says:

        udder dan der sekkund post, all kitteh powsts are not not not sekkund and all shall haf pryzzuzuz. Wots yaw drinkses and danses?

    • poohbear3931 says:

      But almoost nawt sekund… U kan haz hawt chawklit 2.

    • kafleen says:

      teh name MrBucket…..

      yellin furst….

      *donkee runs awai snurting wiff hoof ovvur mowf*

      • JAJEH says:

        Habzya med Emilies, kummin oudda de bushes ta pozd nawt-second taime on picher of prisner kitteh? (Neer boddom ub comminds, nau) Has bannanar puddin tu share, tu!

        • Wif nillar wapherz?

          • tidmum says:

            Ohai SMoM :grin:
            Howz yoo?
            Update on Mungo Bungo Boi… Himz STILL gots teh nastee chest infekshun-
            Dokker Laydee sez teh Bronkitus. She chekked fer udder big Nastees an der ar nun!!! We thot he mite haz teh kidnee prollumz or libber prollumz,but teh lymph gland tests show nuffing Bad!!
            We jess keep gibbin him teh auntybiottiks an teh hunney coff medissun.
            He sooo happitayl wen i bissit he sarts teh coffin an splutterin,but he shows
            me himz teefs inna Biiiig Dallydog ‘grin’ :grin:

            • sweetmotherofmars says:

              Pour Mungo spottygoggie…
              Ai wheel find yew awn a newR fred inkase yew doan maek eet bak hear….
              *wanders off licking pudding off a Nilla wafer*

          • JAJEH says:

            Ai specks so!

  4. Diddness Whiskers says:

    Teh fishies bettah be wurth it!

  5. The Crapture says:

    “I ar NAWT a brass munky, hoomin, WTF is u tryin to pruv?”

  6. Embliesgotsanimules says:

    What be dem fishies fur? Dey is frozen meal?

  7. idansdansdans says:

    Popsiklol kitteh needs hawt chawklit!

  8. HylasBrook says:

    Rnt doze PAJAMAZ???? No wunder kitteh iz culd! Kitteh shud B in bed!

  9. Bubbashoomin says:

    But wai, oh wai, is der a handle poking out hi hed?
    Congrat u la sions on FFL

    Bubbshoomin

    • barboid says:

      iz optikul illuu ill luks funee

    • jamamakitty says:

      aim finking himz a wind up toy!! Hope yer day is goin OTAY!!

      • BamaHern says:

        hii luks kinda crank-ee 2 mii!
        BH, tehm drs. gotz better inna 27 yeerz.
        mai scarz 2 pruv it – lemmee show u tehm!
        wii iz still pullin 4 u!!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      O hai!!! {{{{{bubbashoomin}}}}} Ai am SOOOO glad to see yoo heer!!!

    • anomalous4 says:

      kitteh has big antena. is teh gret. can has g00d teevee raydeeo & celfone resepshun. if can has evn biggr antena, can talks wif all teh astro nots! how c00l is dat?

  10. Melissa says:

    Soooooo,
    Ifn ur gonna nootur me do eet NAO!!
    I woant feelz nuffin, cuz harbls r full of teh numbz.
    Den I eets teh feeshees foar mah treet!

  11. Melissa says:

    Oh mamma whi whi WHI U do dis to me?
    Hoomiliashun. I has eet.

    • nismo says:

      It’s a sign of love.

    • anomalous4 says:

      is noe axydink dat “hoomiliashun” & “hoomin” iz start wif same lettrz! hoominz iz caus most hoomiliashun 2 kittehs. all teh tiem. i dono y we iz putt up wif it.

      mai b cuz dey has teh can opnerz?

  12. Smammie says:

    Kitteh sez ” Aye thawt wii wuz gonna du sum ‘nyse fishin’”

    • Smammie says:

      “Aye C Aye thawt rong…..”

      • Maus says:

        :cool:
        FTW!1!1

        • Maus says:

          Oh Hai, ICHC Nite Shift! Hao iz yoo guize? I iz up past mai beddy tymes, but I thowted I wud say “HI” to all y’all! HI!

          • Smammie says:

            Ohai 2 U, Mitey Maus ob teh suppul rist!
            Aye jus cumd bakc wif Mr. Pjammie from a wawk aroun’ teh farm atz hour lokal parc. Horsie dere waz beri beri beeg, en Aye thawt ub the Lubberly Petunia. Haz U gibbed hur lotza ohhtz en sed Gu’nite?

          • cweenmj says:

            Hai Maus!!! U gotz deh insomnomia? Dat b wen u cant sleepingz
            so u eetingz. :-)

            • jamamakitty says:

              trai to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, nom nom nom, trai to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, nom nom nom

              sounz ze fronch, no?

          • nightshayde says:

            O Hai, Maus!

            Hao sad. Aiz on teh ICHC “Nite Shift,” but aiz still at werk. I haz a hedayk. I noe wantz tew be at werk ennymoar.
            At leest ai doan hab mai hindqwarterz stuk to an iceberg. :lol:

  13. eubie says:

    Ole kitteh fergits things- – - lahk pajama pantses.

    • gascat says:

      mus beez teenmager kitteh!
      teenmagerz….. I gotz dem…….

      momcat

      gascat finisheded himz finiales, himz flotezn on da ceilin rit nao! gascat iz doin da ‘poter science…… ‘perently iz aboutz sum uder kinda tree den a appli tree…. hmmm…. ifnz not apple whi boder?

      • gascat says:

        ai must say taht ai agrees (hates trees), speakingn of which, my friend in that clazz cums up wif teh best sayins, fer example “stop thinking I’m hungry!” sed tu teh computer, ennywais, while writin teh tree program, he putz up awn teh bored teh wordz “tree hater” en tehn unner taht was an invurted binary tree wif a stick figure cutting awf teh root wif a chainsaw.

  14. woozled says:

    Fergret fizhing. Jus’ gib meh teh bayt. Ai nom and tehn GETZ INSYDE WAYR IZ WAHRM!!

  15. kafleen says:

    So, kitteh….

    how bowts dat warm baff now?

    • kafleen says:

      dis cats gonna kick sumbuddees butt…soon as him thaws owt.

    • jamamakitty says:

      ai saw yr replies………..fanks! ai lubbed dat happi dawnkee face!!!! {{{Kafleen}}}

    • whiskers says:

      Kitteh’s hate baffs ifn tehy need tehm er not. cent yu som pitures!!

      • kafleen says:

        I seed! Tank you!! I is still tryin too vyoo dem up close and inspeks dem propurrlee. :)

        U maded a tabul? 8-O

        • whiskers says:

          yu mai not bee abl to do dat, cause ai had to makes tehm small to fit tru teh email. ifn yu resize to largr, tehn yu wil be btr abl to see.

          yase, ai made teh tabl. mai daddeh cutted teh wud, an ai put it al togthr an sandd an paintd an paintd an paintd an thretnd to thro it into teh duk pond an paintd… see, ai gots teh rong kinda paint. stead of satin blak a-crilik ai got satin blak lakker. is prtty now, but it tuk like ate-teen koats. an mai blankety-blank of a husband dint tell me til aftr that ifn yu skru on a bolt to hold two peeces of wud togethr, both hols need to be largr than teh bolt. ifn tehy r not, then the wud akts lik a threded hol and stops teh nut frum goin all teh wai on. boi was ai pissd.

          he nos not to do taht nao.

          • Ur storee reem indz me obba reely ode joak…nawt joak, say ying:
            *Ayshun oar dering in paynt stoar
            Plz tu has Frat Brack Racker
            *sry iffin nawt pro pre it, wuz frum dais wen PC nawt fot up yet

            • Please accept my public apologee, this comment was NOT appropriate. I will keep my stupid, ignorant private thoughts to myself. I sincerely hope I have not offended any dignified people here. I come here to laugh and feel good and will reciprocate from this point forward.

      • mugglemary says:

        ai wuz thinkin uv ICHC…
        mai big blakk tuxxie kitteh Zeek
        leaned into sum whyte prymer paint
        on both ov his sides
        an he is so meen ai cud nevver put him in bafftub
        sew ai chased him around with teh snippy snip sissers
        but he still whyte whar he not spozed 2 b.

  16. Jack Deth says:

    Abawminnabill
    Sno Kitteh woodz mutch raddurr
    bakkz Insyde T3h Howss!

    Liddill Wun’z jammeez
    arz nawt mayd 4 Winturr Tyme’z
    coaldz akktivvitteez

    Flooffee Kitteh duz
    nawtz lyke t3h coaldz! Willz trakkz herz
    muddee Pawz Indoarz!!! :-)

    Jack

  17. lolnascar says:

    Dat hyooman has teh ’splainin to do!

  18. andrea says:

    lul, kep ur slf warm but ur fishes moar warm

  19. catalogical humor says:

    tihs setup only werks
    if u has a hot ass

  20. SueBooCat says:

    ***gasp!****
    Didz you heer dat?! I fink my nutz iz crackin!

  21. DavecanhasDrTinycat says:

    Oh . . . teh hyumilliashins. Him gots bunnehs on him shurt, an earflaps an dingleball on hims hat. :D

    Dis kitteh ain’t happeh.

  22. LC79's_hubby says:

    ai am breenging dis choklit buffet ober heer sew i kan introdusing maiself.

    plz habbin sum, thnx ai r new heer an hazznt had ennyone sei hai yet. my wifee gotted me hooked awn deh funny capchunz n deh lolcats. she sez ai needed to meat yoogize . she iz tooturing me awn deh lolspeek. wut iz splort? an wut ccc meen?

    • lightchild79 says:

      ohai room! im going onna picnic an i’m breengin’:

      A blanket tu set deh phuds awn
      Bug spray tew kill deh harmful bugs
      Choklit from lc79’s_hubby’s chokklit buffet
      d…..

    • cweenmj says:

      Hai dere LC79 Hubby!! Thx fer deh chokklit!!!! U shur noe deh way 2
      ower hartz!!!!
      .
      *takez a chokklit martoonee.
      Cheez!!!

      • cweenmj says:

        Splort b deh sownd yer hed makez wen it asplodez frum deh kewtness uv
        deh kitteh.
        Deh CCC b deh …OMG I fergetted wut deh letterz standing 4!!!
        Deh last C b a cart. If you klik on deh lolspeek wiki @ deh top uv deh
        paige, it will b splaining muches. Rosie takez care uv deh wiki 4 us.
        Dere b lots uv funne pictures dere, 2.
        .
        Gotta run. reel life b interfering wif my fun. :( bak l8r

      • LC79's_hubby says:

        fanks fur deh martoonie *slurp slurp slurp*
        iz much taystee!!!!! i r glad u r lieking deh buffet nd fanks fur welcoming me.
        CHEEZ!!!!

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          An, altho iz veree layte (well, ai ar in Meeshegun, so it iz after midnite) ai wud liek to welllcom yoo too. :-) Heer – ai am extending mai floofy whyte paw to yoo in frenship.

          Ai expectz yoo haz alreddee gone up to the lolspeek wiki? But just in case – teh CCC is teh Cyoot Crash Cart. Teh equivalent in TeenieTineeIngerland is teh Terriblee Twee Trolleey. Both ov tehm ar stocked wif medical supplies an items ov comfort fur those suffering frum teh splortz.

          But ai dont know yur wief??? Doez she uze a diferunt nayme fur heer? :-) Ai thot ai noo prettee much ebreewun. Butt – she iz a verree gud teecher! Yur LOLspeek iz neerlee purrrfekt!!1

          If yoo hav ENE queschuns – do nawt hesitate to ask. Ususallee. so by an bye – sumwun will come along an splain ebreething yoo need to know!

        • kafleen says:

          Oh, LC79’s _hubby, u has been formally greeted by teh wise an fine and lubblee
          Janet!

          Wutt a nice greeteeng u has maded wiff ur choklit buffet! I tink u will fits in nicelee!

    • anomalous4 says:

      o hai LC79’s_hubby! enny 1 hu iz brings teh chocklit can bees our frendz 4evr. but u can stil has frendz heer evn if u no brings choklit sum tiemz. jus dont 4gets 2 offn, k?

      • lightchild79 says:

        o fankyoo awl sew much four welkomin’ mai hubby. ai showed him deh lols an he awlmos splorted! he fell in lub wif deh lols. but hee wuz aliddle nerbuss an sheye to posting on teh commints. but ai am gunnuh shew him awl yur lubs ya’ll haz sendid him. i feel mai nawt sekkund splort cummin awn frum awl deh lubs…..SPLORT……

  23. o hai fikshunkitteh! r u sleepee? if nawt, letz partee! ye ha! lolz

  24. Myrtti says:

    Te soorz is akshully a Finnish wimman (http://irc-galleria.net/archive.php?nick=marjaana%60&album_id=all) from de northern part (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodankyl%C3%A4) o de countreh . Ice fishing is a nashonal pastime wintehtime. Drill a hole in da iceh, and start fishin.

  25. wuzzie says:

    …must beeh mundae… *sigh*

  26. Teho says:

    poar kitteh. in Mimisoda we cans bild teh iyse howses fr teh wintrfishin. u com liv wif us. (hmm, i spoez i gots tu lern to fish, den…)

  27. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Tihs kitteh bees a RINGER foar teh Decembruh paige ov teh B Kliban kalendure mai dotter gibbed me foar a Christmas prehsunt.

    Enny kitteh, hoo wil soe pashuntlee syt heer liek tihs, adn purmitt fotographure tu taike hims pikshure, wifawout habbin a hiiiiiiiissssssssssyyy fitt, desurves a cayse ov tunna, a groshurey baggfull ov gushyfuud, a gallyun ov mylke, adn elebenty salmmonn caikes;

    (Noe Caire Troll kommints, pleez, awn nuutrushunal cauntent ov abuuve kitteh vikshuals; Kitteh Deserbes Tehm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!)

    (Adn Doan Sends Noe Lettures Bowt Tihs!!!!!!!!!!)

  28. Lucy Pevensie says:

    teh White Witch still roolz Narnia. Aslan will eventually defeat her, tho!

  29. Jesper says:

    damn my head hurts from reading all these comments with almost totally unintelligible wordings, and I am still not one inch closer to understanding what harbls is :/

    • JAJEH says:

      har=hair
      bls=balls

      meaning 1: what kitteh ack-acks up
      meaning 2: characteristic item found only on male cat

  30. mariana says:

    omg the cats are adorable!!!! i love cats i think they should make a website for dogs about that stuff

  31. ¨FiLLLipO ^^ says:

    Naaw… Looks Uncomfortable… I´z hot.. xD ^^


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