grate. head warm.
grate. head warm. top warm harbls frozn.
maek suer ur tale dont git 2 cold.
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Poor poor kitteh!!
DianaE, confrozulayshunz awn nawt-sekkund! U wantz cold or hot drinkiez? I shivverin juss luukin at dis!
hwt choklit seams to be in ordur!
LOLcats cant eet choklit tho,seemz u 4got.
an’ ai kant heer NUFFIN.
Iz de anabanomminal snewkitteh!
hmmm… interesting
furst!
u made 2 mistakes rite thur mrbucket.
Nawt sekund of all, we chzfrnz like 2 avoid the term furst. Iz no nice.
and skund of all, u was not not sekund.
lol no hard feelings though
Beseidz wich an amewsing commint iz purfurred, nawt just deklarashun.
Az sum1 heer wuns sed: wii can awl cownt to 1. Proklayming “Furst”
iz just redundent adn insulting 2 ower intelleegentz. Wii lubz teh
funnee nawt-sekkund commint. And wen u getting it, der will b
much sillybratingz.
.
Centz u must b gnu, let mii eskorting u 2 Gibbocatz fabulous
Ty-boo-Teek. (Itz not just 4 Tyz ennymoar.)
Deh hansum Mr. Gibbocat haz stawkinged it wif awl sortz of
wundermous thingz.
U may choozing wuteber u like az a welkumming gift.
Dere b deh kitteh-faced lawleepawpz, tyz (uv corse), CHRGz, bobbul
hedded kittehz and ennything els ur liddul hart desirez.
.
Wi hopez u kumming bak and plaiz wif us sum moar. Der b onlee
1 rule heer: Play nise.
.
*hands Mr.Bucket a chokklit martoonee.
Cheez!!
Yew iz sew nise tew teh new cheezpeepz, cmj.
*standz an clapz foofee pawz fer cmj an her kindness*
Wii must 2 b remmemberingz dat wii wuz awl gnu wunst.
Adn sum peepz b berry berry shy. But tehy b brite adn
funnee oar tehy wuddn’t hab ben kumming heer. Tehy just b
wanting 2 joyn in deh funz. If wii diskerije dem, dey may b
going awai adn tehn wii wud miss owt on awl deh fun dey cud
b bringing 2 us. Deh whirrld can awlwayz b using moar fun.
So I welkum deh gnj peepz wen I can. Adn I enkerrij u
awl to doing deh same.
yu’z gud purrsen, cmj!
.
An walkum to ICHC, Mr Bukkit. Yu’z nawt bloo, bai enny chantz? inkwyrin lolrusez wantz tu knoe.
im in ur thred playin teh nise. i can has chocklit martoonie 2? kthxbai.
y ob coarse yew kan!
*pours yummy martuna intew chokolit drizzlee glass*
BTW Ai lurve teh tew-hedded monztor. Tks fur soem kittenhood memreez.
(Ai mizz Grovr. *sniff*)
yah. us is varry smart. Us can counts to one.
(Dass mah patented comment to the noobs hoo yells Furst! Odder den dat we is nice to noobs heres)
udder dan der sekkund post, all kitteh powsts are not not not sekkund and all shall haf pryzzuzuz. Wots yaw drinkses and danses?
But almoost nawt sekund… U kan haz hawt chawklit 2.
teh name MrBucket…..
yellin furst….
*donkee runs awai snurting wiff hoof ovvur mowf*
Habzya med Emilies, kummin oudda de bushes ta pozd nawt-second taime on picher of prisner kitteh? (Neer boddom ub comminds, nau) Has bannanar puddin tu share, tu!
Wif nillar wapherz?
Ohai SMoM
Howz yoo?
Update on Mungo Bungo Boi… Himz STILL gots teh nastee chest infekshun-
Dokker Laydee sez teh Bronkitus. She chekked fer udder big Nastees an der ar nun!!! We thot he mite haz teh kidnee prollumz or libber prollumz,but teh lymph gland tests show nuffing Bad!!
We jess keep gibbin him teh auntybiottiks an teh hunney coff medissun.
He sooo happitayl wen i bissit he sarts teh coffin an splutterin,but he shows
me himz teefs inna Biiiig Dallydog ‘grin’
Pour Mungo spottygoggie…
Ai wheel find yew awn a newR fred inkase yew doan maek eet bak hear….
*wanders off licking pudding off a Nilla wafer*
Ai specks so!
Teh fishies bettah be wurth it!
Ai wanna no ef kitteh cautted de fishies
ai tinks so. if teh kitteh smart enuf tew dress sew approwpiatelly and tew use teh ice awger taht appearz tew be stuck intew his hedd, he can katch fishes and HAS tehm!
LOL!
Mebbe aize augur is put behin an eer fur conveenyence
Must-have hat foer antarctical kittehs dis seasin
“I ar NAWT a brass munky, hoomin, WTF is u tryin to pruv?”
@@@@@
What be dem fishies fur? Dey is frozen meal?
fishies fur? I tink dem is anchovees.
Mmmm…. anchoveez.
Silly werdpretzel — took teh geekeeness owt ob mai post.
Ai see ai haz to use [ ] instead of .
…
[HOMER] Mmm… anchoveez. [/HOMER]
>.<
Werdpretzel DO NOT WANT teh “less than” and teh “greater than” symbols placed in dat oardur.
*wandurrz off, mutterin to sheezself.”
Ohnos, no pview butonz, wll, letz cee hows this work;
< = < lolz > = > & = &
How getz iconz? Iz be gnu here (but no wildebeest lolz)
maybee reed faq? mebe annoingmouse need 2 rejistr?
wut happind? ebbryting went italics!! (onleeeeeeee kiddin)
Gud wun, jamamkitty!
Heh. Teh werdpretzel eeted teh > and teh < symbolz wen dey were in teh udder ordur, maikin it luk as if ai hadn’t typed dem.
Lief is tuff fer a proofreader heer on ICHC sumtiemz.
Mai play fer simpathee – let me show u it.
it twerked, yew has mai tiny sympathy
Fank yew, jamamakitty! Yew gabe meh a happee rite befoar ai getz tew go hoam (aftur ai go to buy teh gushyfuds fer mai oberlords).
Oh – dat shud alsew hab wun ob dese
an wun ob dese 
silleh wordpretzemel be nommin teh html codes
jimm not want sumtimes!!
Hahahahaha!
Wut else gud awn pizza? Mite taking hour minds off teh frozn harbls.
Bell peppers, green n red
Catnip (y nawt!)
Dates
E…
dates onna pizza? dis gonne be wun strange pizza
egg salad
fried potatoes
german sausage
h…….
Hyooj amownts ob soss
Indian korn
Jambon (iz Fronch pizza)
K…
Kiwifroot
Lox & Caperz
Musheerumz
N…
Nockwurst
Onyungs
Pimento
Q…
Queso (fer teh Sinkodemaio)
Roasted Garlik
Salawmee
T…
Teenee tinee tomaytoe slices
Uglifroot (wut else!!)
Vienneese sossij
W…
Wite choklit (fer a dessert pizza)
Xtra cheez
Yellow squash
Zucchini!
Plz to halp… wut iz “uglifroot?”
Mmm, ai R gonna habbing a big slice rite naow!
Noe wut’s funnee? jamama fot dates onna pizza wuz wierd, but nawt nip!
Fun playing wif u, nightshayde. Nitee nite.
Ai fink dere wuz alot ob it onna prebious fred todai.
Heer’s a linkee furr u:
foodreference.com/html/art-ugli-fruit.html
Nitee nite, 4.5k!
Nao ai wantz pizza….
Agin – ai figyoored wuz sumfing in lolspeak — but itz an actual froot! Kewl. Ai lernded mai wun new fing for teh day. Gud fing tew, since teh werkdai is awlmoast ober.
Fanks!
Fanks 4.5! Ai fot uglifroot wuz a reff in lolspeak aslo. Zounds kinna dee lishus adn nootrishus :1p:1
Hawt pepperz (oar nawt sew hawt)
Ittee bittee pieces ob calamari
Jerk chikin
K…
otay, yew awls is makin me hungry……….. ai needs to rustle up sumpin and gets redde 4 dancin wit teh stars……….. hab a gud ebening!! see yew alls online manana
Gud nite, Jamamakitty!
Nitee nite, jamamakitty.
fishies fur? fishies no can has teh fur. onelee teh kittehs & otehr mammlz. dey no can has teh fetherz eethr. poor fisheez. o waitaminnit. fishieez can has swettr?
Fishees no can has fur?
Kin snaykes has show durs?
Kin chikenz has lipz?
Chikns Duz has lipz! Behine der beeks.
Hardta kizz em on lipz howsoebber.
Popsiklol kitteh needs hawt chawklit!
Rnt doze PAJAMAZ???? No wunder kitteh iz culd! Kitteh shud B in bed!
r bunneez awn PJs too
hawp to it kittee
at leest hat matchuzz ize matchzz PJs — verree kulorr ko…ko-ord…it wurkz well
Ai tink kitteh iz doorable! Prollee warmer den eff goes nakkid cepfor fur. Duz need pants, doh.
luuk ma! no pantz!
Note naice fluffee furcoller.
But wai, oh wai, is der a handle poking out hi hed?
Congrat u la sions on FFL
Bubbshoomin
iz optikul illuu ill luks funee
aim finking himz a wind up toy!! Hope yer day is goin OTAY!!
hii luks kinda crank-ee 2 mii!
BH, tehm drs. gotz better inna 27 yeerz.
mai scarz 2 pruv it – lemmee show u tehm!
wii iz still pullin 4 u!!
O hai!!! {{{{{bubbashoomin}}}}} Ai am SOOOO glad to see yoo heer!!!
kitteh has big antena. is teh gret. can has g00d teevee raydeeo & celfone resepshun. if can has evn biggr antena, can talks wif all teh astro nots! how c00l is dat?
waitaminnit. wot if kitteh is rly teh marshunz? marshunz is spoze 2 has antena on hed!
Soooooo,
Ifn ur gonna nootur me do eet NAO!!
I woant feelz nuffin, cuz harbls r full of teh numbz.
Den I eets teh feeshees foar mah treet!
feeshees. lotsa feeshees up on teh ise. an ai stuk rite heer. dam.
Oh mamma whi whi WHI U do dis to me?
Hoomiliashun. I has eet.
It’s a sign of love.
is noe axydink dat “hoomiliashun” & “hoomin” iz start wif same lettrz! hoominz iz caus most hoomiliashun 2 kittehs. all teh tiem. i dono y we iz putt up wif it.
mai b cuz dey has teh can opnerz?
Kitteh sez ” Aye thawt wii wuz gonna du sum ‘nyse fishin’”
“Aye C Aye thawt rong…..”
FTW!1!1
Oh Hai, ICHC Nite Shift! Hao iz yoo guize? I iz up past mai beddy tymes, but I thowted I wud say “HI” to all y’all! HI!
Ohai 2 U, Mitey Maus ob teh suppul rist!
Aye jus cumd bakc wif Mr. Pjammie from a wawk aroun’ teh farm atz hour lokal parc. Horsie dere waz beri beri beeg, en Aye thawt ub the Lubberly Petunia. Haz U gibbed hur lotza ohhtz en sed Gu’nite?
Hai Maus!!! U gotz deh insomnomia? Dat b wen u cant sleepingz
so u eetingz.
trai to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, nom nom nom, trai to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, nom nom nom
sounz ze fronch, no?
O Hai, Maus!
…
Hao sad. Aiz on teh ICHC “Nite Shift,” but aiz still at werk. I haz a hedayk. I noe wantz tew be at werk ennymoar.
At leest ai doan hab mai hindqwarterz stuk to an iceberg.
Ole kitteh fergits things- – - lahk pajama pantses.
mus beez teenmager kitteh!
teenmagerz….. I gotz dem…….
momcat
gascat finisheded himz finiales, himz flotezn on da ceilin rit nao! gascat iz doin da ‘poter science…… ‘perently iz aboutz sum uder kinda tree den a appli tree…. hmmm…. ifnz not apple whi boder?
ai must say taht ai agrees (hates trees), speakingn of which, my friend in that clazz cums up wif teh best sayins, fer example “stop thinking I’m hungry!” sed tu teh computer, ennywais, while writin teh tree program, he putz up awn teh bored teh wordz “tree hater” en tehn unner taht was an invurted binary tree wif a stick figure cutting awf teh root wif a chainsaw.
Fergret fizhing. Jus’ gib meh teh bayt. Ai nom and tehn GETZ INSYDE WAYR IZ WAHRM!!
Ai sed GIB MEH TEH BAYT ADN NOEBUDDIEZ GETZ HERTZ!!!
Mooooooooooom, der is sum potenshul vilence here……….GET IN THE CAR!!
So, kitteh….
how bowts dat warm baff now?
dis cats gonna kick sumbuddees butt…soon as him thaws owt.
ai saw yr replies………..fanks! ai lubbed dat happi dawnkee face!!!! {{{Kafleen}}}
Kitteh’s hate baffs ifn tehy need tehm er not. cent yu som pitures!!
I seed! Tank you!! I is still tryin too vyoo dem up close and inspeks dem propurrlee.
U maded a tabul?
yu mai not bee abl to do dat, cause ai had to makes tehm small to fit tru teh email. ifn yu resize to largr, tehn yu wil be btr abl to see.
yase, ai made teh tabl. mai daddeh cutted teh wud, an ai put it al togthr an sandd an paintd an paintd an paintd an thretnd to thro it into teh duk pond an paintd… see, ai gots teh rong kinda paint. stead of satin blak a-crilik ai got satin blak lakker. is prtty now, but it tuk like ate-teen koats. an mai blankety-blank of a husband dint tell me til aftr that ifn yu skru on a bolt to hold two peeces of wud togethr, both hols need to be largr than teh bolt. ifn tehy r not, then the wud akts lik a threded hol and stops teh nut frum goin all teh wai on. boi was ai pissd.
he nos not to do taht nao.
Ur storee reem indz me obba reely ode joak…nawt joak, say ying:
*Ayshun oar dering in paynt stoar
Plz tu has Frat Brack Racker
*sry iffin nawt pro pre it, wuz frum dais wen PC nawt fot up yet
Please accept my public apologee, this comment was NOT appropriate. I will keep my stupid, ignorant private thoughts to myself. I sincerely hope I have not offended any dignified people here. I come here to laugh and feel good and will reciprocate from this point forward.
ai wuz thinkin uv ICHC…
mai big blakk tuxxie kitteh Zeek
leaned into sum whyte prymer paint
on both ov his sides
an he is so meen ai cud nevver put him in bafftub
sew ai chased him around with teh snippy snip sissers
but he still whyte whar he not spozed 2 b.
Abawminnabill
Sno Kitteh woodz mutch raddurr
bakkz Insyde T3h Howss!
Liddill Wun’z jammeez
arz nawt mayd 4 Winturr Tyme’z
coaldz akktivvitteez
Flooffee Kitteh duz
nawtz lyke t3h coaldz! Willz trakkz herz
muddee Pawz Indoarz!!!
Jack
*clappin foofee pawz fer Jack*
@@@@@@ x elebenty!!!
lolhaikuz ftw x17!
Dat hyooman has teh ’splainin to do!
lul, kep ur slf warm but ur fishes moar warm
tihs setup only werks
if u has a hot ass
um, well.
sumtimes I gets hot flashes?
Wii prefurrz to be callin dem “purrsonul summerz.”
LOL! but no fun.
gets teh hawt flashz @ nite, startz swettin, kickx off cuvrs cuz 2 hawt, gos bak 2 sleepz, waek up 1 our laetr freezin form teh old wet clos & sheetz! DO NOT WANT!!!!!!1111!!!elevnetyelevenmiliun!!!!!!!
I has luckilee not reeched dat point yet.
Mah face burns and sumtimes juss mah eers. Is kinda funnee…mah eers
turn all red an bee burning, butt nuffin else.
Wud dat b bcuz deh dawnkey eerz b like liddul radeeaterz?
Soree, shood be unner Nightshayd commint
ops)
Ai be past it – ebben bedder! MUSH bedder in fack…..glade deh hole bizniss is ober.ober.ober!
Oar “Pow Urr Sergiz”
Dat’s rite—reel wimmin duzzn’t haz hawt flashiz; dey haz teh powr sergez!
***gasp!****
Didz you heer dat?! I fink my nutz iz crackin!
Oh . . . teh hyumilliashins. Him gots bunnehs on him shurt, an earflaps an dingleball on hims hat.
Dis kitteh ain’t happeh.
But he gibz mii a happee wen I b lukking at himz.
OH, Dave!
dingleball!
Yes. Is dingleball.
I’s dunno what elses to calls it!
ai am breenging dis choklit buffet ober heer sew i kan introdusing maiself.
plz habbin sum, thnx ai r new heer an hazznt had ennyone sei hai yet. my wifee gotted me hooked awn deh funny capchunz n deh lolcats. she sez ai needed to meat yoogize . she iz tooturing me awn deh lolspeek. wut iz splort? an wut ccc meen?
ohai room! im going onna picnic an i’m breengin’:
A blanket tu set deh phuds awn
Bug spray tew kill deh harmful bugs
Choklit from lc79’s_hubby’s chokklit buffet
d…..
Donkee (chonklit) Hoofses
Ebberyting Tastee
Fyremens (jess inkayse)
G
Gushee fud
Humungus Ham Samidj
Intresting udder fings
J
eye b ty u4 dah welcoums.
I also b bringin dah
Jugs ‘O Milk
King siz choclit bar
Lozt ov love 4 all dah peeps
More choclit martuneez
N…
ai b ty u all 4 dah welcums.
i also b bringin:
Jugs ‘O Milk
King siz Choclit bars
Mor Choclit Martoonees
N…
click me name 4 a cheez!!! TY.
Awl togezzer naow.. Aaawww… Fanks, hubby!
“Cheez”
Mmmm… Teh taist ov choklit- the warmth ov frenz..
Hai dere LC79 Hubby!! Thx fer deh chokklit!!!! U shur noe deh way 2
ower hartz!!!!
.
*takez a chokklit martoonee.
Cheez!!!
Splort b deh sownd yer hed makez wen it asplodez frum deh kewtness uv
bak l8r
deh kitteh.
Deh CCC b deh …OMG I fergetted wut deh letterz standing 4!!!
Deh last C b a cart. If you klik on deh lolspeek wiki @ deh top uv deh
paige, it will b splaining muches. Rosie takez care uv deh wiki 4 us.
Dere b lots uv funne pictures dere, 2.
.
Gotta run. reel life b interfering wif my fun.
Iz Cyootness Crash Cart. Iz eezy tew foargit.
fanks fur deh martoonie *slurp slurp slurp*
iz much taystee!!!!! i r glad u r lieking deh buffet nd fanks fur welcoming me.
CHEEZ!!!!
An, altho iz veree layte (well, ai ar in Meeshegun, so it iz after midnite) ai wud liek to welllcom yoo too.
Heer – ai am extending mai floofy whyte paw to yoo in frenship.
Ai expectz yoo haz alreddee gone up to the lolspeek wiki? But just in case – teh CCC is teh Cyoot Crash Cart. Teh equivalent in TeenieTineeIngerland is teh Terriblee Twee Trolleey. Both ov tehm ar stocked wif medical supplies an items ov comfort fur those suffering frum teh splortz.
But ai dont know yur wief??? Doez she uze a diferunt nayme fur heer?
Ai thot ai noo prettee much ebreewun. Butt – she iz a verree gud teecher! Yur LOLspeek iz neerlee purrrfekt!!1
If yoo hav ENE queschuns – do nawt hesitate to ask. Ususallee. so by an bye – sumwun will come along an splain ebreething yoo need to know!
I suspect wifey may be lightchild79 above.
Oh, LC79’s _hubby, u has been formally greeted by teh wise an fine and lubblee
Janet!
Wutt a nice greeteeng u has maded wiff ur choklit buffet! I tink u will fits in nicelee!
o hai LC79’s_hubby! enny 1 hu iz brings teh chocklit can bees our frendz 4evr. but u can stil has frendz heer evn if u no brings choklit sum tiemz. jus dont 4gets 2 offn, k?
o fankyoo awl sew much four welkomin’ mai hubby. ai showed him deh lols an he awlmos splorted! he fell in lub wif deh lols. but hee wuz aliddle nerbuss an sheye to posting on teh commints. but ai am gunnuh shew him awl yur lubs ya’ll haz sendid him. i feel mai nawt sekkund splort cummin awn frum awl deh lubs…..SPLORT……
N-E-bodee home?
Ohai Rosie! Ai bees steel heer
*muddering tu slef…shood bees sweeping nao
o hai fikshunkitteh! r u sleepee? if nawt, letz partee! ye ha! lolz
ai gess no takurz 4 teh partee…ai wil goez 2 bed mesef den…*pouts*
wai nobodee up at 2:16AM EDT 2 partee? waaa waaa
Ai heer AI HEER! Stoopy werdpretzel nawt pose ting mai werds
Fank yew! Ai be hapee tu par tay wiff yew. Mai huzbin issa snorzing :zzz)
fur sum reesin ai kint git teh smillee fayces twerk
Ho kay, nawt alla tyme
Nitey Nite Rosie, mebbeh wii tock toom arro.
Te soorz is akshully a Finnish wimman (http://irc-galleria.net/archive.php?nick=marjaana%60&album_id=all) from de northern part (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodankyl%C3%A4) o de countreh . Ice fishing is a nashonal pastime wintehtime. Drill a hole in da iceh, and start fishin.
…must beeh mundae… *sigh*
poar kitteh. in Mimisoda we cans bild teh iyse howses fr teh wintrfishin. u com liv wif us. (hmm, i spoez i gots tu lern to fish, den…)
Tihs kitteh bees a RINGER foar teh Decembruh paige ov teh B Kliban kalendure mai dotter gibbed me foar a Christmas prehsunt.
Enny kitteh, hoo wil soe pashuntlee syt heer liek tihs, adn purmitt fotographure tu taike hims pikshure, wifawout habbin a hiiiiiiiissssssssssyyy fitt, desurves a cayse ov tunna, a groshurey baggfull ov gushyfuud, a gallyun ov mylke, adn elebenty salmmonn caikes;
(Noe Caire Troll kommints, pleez, awn nuutrushunal cauntent ov abuuve kitteh vikshuals; Kitteh Deserbes Tehm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Adn Doan Sends Noe Lettures Bowt Tihs!!!!!!!!!!)
teh White Witch still roolz Narnia. Aslan will eventually defeat her, tho!
damn my head hurts from reading all these comments with almost totally unintelligible wordings, and I am still not one inch closer to understanding what harbls is :/
har=hair
bls=balls
meaning 1: what kitteh ack-acks up
meaning 2: characteristic item found only on male cat
omg the cats are adorable!!!! i love cats i think they should make a website for dogs about that stuff
Naaw… Looks Uncomfortable… I´z hot.. xD ^^